#absolutely obsessed with this bitch btw

[tea-stained]

... i'll just leave this here.

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.

[puppmeo]

Have you ever been assumed to be romantically attracted to someone and even just the thought of that makes you want to throw up . Anybody

[sweetiecutie]

HI OMG I LOVE UR WRITING!! Can i have something with Alejandro and a LOTTT nipple/ breast play??? please quench my thirst

Pairing: Alejandro Vargas x fem! Reader

Warnings: mdni, breast play, tiddy sucking, titjob

A/n : god I LOVE tits and I love writing about tits. Show me your tits if you like tits too 😤

Whenever you asked your husband what he loved the most about your body he’d always offer you one of the softest smiles, strong arms enclosing around your way smaller frame in tight embrace. Alejandro then would pressed his lips against your temple, leaving a chaste peck right on your hairline, before murmuring softly:

- Your eyes, cariño.

Bullshit.

Your tits. Your tits have always been the centre of Alejandro’s attention, his eyes gluing to your chest even when it’s enclosed in and hidden by numerous layers of clothing. The sight of your erected nipples never fails to spawn in his mind during nearly every meeting he has with his soldiers on the base, his mind playing a bad joke on Alejandro, recalling how majestically they feel filling his mouth.

It’s easier to name all the times when Alejandro’s hands are not on your tits, calloused fingers squeezing soft pudge of them gently, rough pads of his index fingers barely hovering over your hardened buds in light circles, sending shocks of mild pleasure surging down your body, seeping into cotton of your panties.

Sucking on your tits is literally Alejandro’s favourite hobby. He’s ready to spend the rest of his life with his head tucked under your his shirt, mouth full of your breasts, suckling and nibbling softly, all warm and cozy cuddled up against you. His short stubble prickling soft skin of your upper body, causing you to whine and complain endlessly a few hours afterwards; Alejandro would just coo a soft apology (which is not earnest btw), this only giving him another reason to claw at your chest some more under the guise of applying soothing creme to aching areas.

And the moment you suggested t to give him a titjob? Alejandro is dead already, soul in heaven and dick standing as tall and proud as it could’ve possibly been, leaking precum down thick throbbing shaft. Gurl, he’s nutting the moment he feels the fat of your tits enclosing around his pulsating dick, the only part visible is his brown tip being smothered with absolute softness of your body. That’s probably the first times you’ve ever heard him whine, not groan and hiss like usual, whine like a bitch in heat, so pathetic and greedy for pleasure.

Overall Alejandro is a cheeky bastard, not ashamed of grabbing a handful of your tiddies even in front of friends and family, his bold and playful behaviour just making others chuckle lightheadedly. But even despite his obnoxious obsession with your girls it’s your personality that Vargas loves the most, and only then - your tits<3

Likes, reblogs and comments are highly appreciated, feedback is very important for writers! Requests are open, send me stuff🩷

[thenickgirl]

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bsf!nick x blackgirl!reader (part two)

okay so some of y’all were wanting more, and i was happy to oblige. still just winging this shit btw 💕

inspired by own unhealthy delusions 😘✌🏾

part one

warnings: cursing

justy/n: i let chris dress me

liked by nicolassturniolo

christophersturniolo: W move

-> justy/n: real, i’m obsessed with these pants kid

nicolassturniolo: yessss bestie bae

matthew.sturniolo: L fit, i would’ve done better

-> justy/n: alexa play jealousy jealousy

luverboychris: 🫳 gimmie the fit

nicolassturniolo: bathroom mirror kinda cool idk

liked by justy/n

christophersturniolo: bro there’s so much going on

justy/n: ARF ARF ARF 😍

-> nicolassturniolo: LMAOAOA you’re actually insane 💗

matthew.sturniolo: chicken strips

-> nicolassturniolo: what 😭

-> matthew.sturniolo: i didn’t know what to say

justy/n: tfw your bestie filmed with your favorite youtubers and didn’t invite you #blocked

liked by nicolassturniolo

nicolassturniolo: cause i knew you were busy!!!

nicolassturniolo: unblock me hoe!!

-> justy/n: NO

christophersturniolo: i wanted to tell you, but they wouldn’t let me!

-> justy/n: chris, you’re my only friend, now give sam my number 😈

-> christophersturniolo: bet!

-> matthew.sturniolo: CHRIS! 😨

muwapsturniolo: YOU WATCH SAM AND COLBY??

nicolassturniolo: i’m the burger bot 🤖

liked by justy/n

justy/n: it’s the way you didn’t offer me any..

-> nicolassturniolo: i’ll buy you as many burgers as you want

-> justy/n: forgiven 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼

guccifrog: yes but was the burger good?

matthew.sturniolo: burger bot is stupid

-> nicolassturniolo: your mom!

-> christophersturniolo: WE HAVE THE SAME MOM!!!

nicolassturniolo: 🕶️

liked by justy/n

justy/n: WHAT SHDFHCJFNCM

justy/n: can someone help me off this floor? 😍❤️‍🔥

-> nicolassturniolo: STOP ILY

matthew.sturniolo: 🔥

christophersturniolo: bro killed it

justy/n: hi i’m back again 🧍🏾‍♀️

-> nicolassturniolo: 😭 bitch i love you!

nickuniversity: it’s a good day to be a nick girl

justy/n: nothing felt cute might delete later

liked by nicolassturniolo

mattslolita: so pretty wtf 😍

christophersturniolo: can i raid your fridge?

-> justy/n: chris wtf 😭

nicolassturniolo: so absolutely gorgeous i can’t 😍

matthew.sturniolo: i already screenshot it

-> justy/n: what?

-> matthew.sturniolo: huh?

-> christophersturniolo: what?

-> nicolassturniolo: WHAT THE FUCK?

tagsss: @muwapsturniolo @guccifrog @luverboychris @mattslolita @demistyles @matty-bear @ohmtoff @nicksmainbitch @patscorner @soursturniolo @sturnioloshacker @freshloveforthefit @angelcake-222 @a13ssandr4 @sukiipjs

[atzhrts]

Gyuvin headcannons nsfw?

share your thoughts if you have any and feel comfortable (you don’t have to ofc!!) here are mine

this is kinda bad sorry :/ also english is not my first language and i have a feeling that today is kind of a bad english day for me lmao

content: i tried keep it mostly gender neutral (lmk how it needs to be to be improved pls), 1 prompt involves reader having boobs, 2 involve reader having a dick, reader gets degraded (whore, slut, bitch)

he’s big, í´´m talking massive. im talking he needs to prep you every time before you can every attempt taking him all the way

so each time éssentially starts with his face or his fingers between your legs, his tongue lapping over your hole before he gently pushes his first finger in#

curling it upwards making sure to hit all the good spots before adding another one - wanting to minimize your pain as much as possible

big on praising during that time

“your´re doing so great for me little one”. “just a little more my angel” “be good for me and relax ok?” “let me open up that pretty tiny hole”

will go absolutely crazy if he can see his dick leaving a bulge in your tummy, placing his hand over it as he fucks you stupid

will quite literally fuck you stupid. he will make sure you cum at leat twice before he even thinks about cumming himself

very into size differences between you two if there is one btw

no matter how sweet he is during foreplay his words are absolutely nasty once he’s inside you, calling you all names imaginable

“you love this big dick so much huh?” “such a whore for my cock” “it´s not even all the way in and you’re already moaning like a bitch”

holds your hands while fucking you, no matter what position he will always try to hold your hand somehow

extremely obsessed with marking you

he is very possessive overall

would go crazy if you play into that fantasy by for calling yourself his

“that’s right you’re mine” “my little whore” “only mine”

whines and whimpers a lout

not necessarily sexual but i feel like he would love sucking on your nipples

fem reader: loves to have you ride him and goes absolutely crazy seeing your boobs jiggle and burry his face in them

male reader: gyuvin sucks dick like a champ you can’t change my mind, so pretty on his knees as he takes your cock all the way down his throat while his hand gently toy with your balls. lips red, face sweaty, moaning around your length as you tug on his hair. big on teasing - lapping up all the precum, pressing kisses to your thighs, lazily jerking you off because he knows it drives you crazy. needs and want to be put into his place every now then

male reader: loves frotting - he honestly couldn’t tell you what he loves so much about it but something bout feeling your dick against his (maybe comparing sizes is that’s something you’re into) just drives him crazy

[b1mbodoll]

(take ur time if ur feelin unmotivated btw! ^^)

could i request for somethin with like.. hentai addict mina..? i feel like she'd be obsessed with tyin you up n usin her mouth (and toys!) on u for hours on end ..

pairings: myoui mina x f! reader

warnings: g!p + oral + objectification + creampies + omorashi + sadism + hentai-esque sex + degradation + oral + bondage + dacryphilia

💌: sorry im high and couldnt stop myself from making this dark 😵‍💫

hentai addict! mina is an absolute pervert. a bit of a sadist too. when she fucks you it’s like she’s not even considerinf your pleasure at all, just uses you however she wants and if you cum bc of it, whatever it doesnt really matter to her. she ties you up with silk like they do in the hentai she watches and forces her cock inside you with no prep, moaning when you cry and squeal, doing your best to pull away from her. “don’t bother runnin’ from it, bitch,” she spits, “just fucking take it, it’s all your good for.” her thick cock starts to hit all the right spots and it makes you moan involuntarily, breath hitching when you realize that she’s actually making you feel good without even trying.

mina slaps your face and twists your nipples hard because that’s what happens in hentai. she slips a thumb in your ass and uses it to pull you back and forth on her length because, surprise surprise, that happens in hentai. she calls you all sorts of degrading terms, from whore to slut to a fucking onahole of all things because that’s truly what she sees you as: a toy made specifically for her pleasure.

she loves fucking you for hours, spends them manipulating your body into new positions and pressing down on your bladder when you complain about having to pee. licks your tears off your cheeks like a sicko when you cry from humiliation.

afterwards she doesnt even help you clean up, but she does fuck your mouth, forcing you to swallow the mess of cum n clean her length before leaving.

[nalyra-dreaming]

to put all the cards on the table... (and now that we have that teaser... oooofff). i read the books, but i want to put my obsessive detail lover glasses on. anne is really nuanced in her writing, so yes i totally get lestat is not how louis described him (more or less 👀), but just in a vibey way. to make a specific list, what is that 20% that louis got wrong in your opinion?

That Louis got wrong? :)

Hmmm… So first off I do not think that what we saw of Lestat in that video (aka the rockstar persona) is how he looked when he was with Louis in NOLA.

Then again… Surprisingly close, isn't it?^^

So to get into this I need to explain my view of this a bit. Kidnap your ask, if you will^^

Louis describing Lestat: strands of hair down the sides of his face, unkempt a bit wild hair (at times at least). If his hair isn't done in some kind of fashion (opera, french pony tail etc)

I said it before, I think these strands down Lestat's face are indicative of Louis' POV (own) memories.

Which brings us to this small excursion on the subject. There's the evil step-mom bob, when Claudia comes in, and which is repeated outside in 1x05:

Hair lengths aside, we now know that Lestat was just as bloody as Louis from the trial revisit (see below), which was supposedly the truth, but in any case "no scratch on Lestat" has never made much sense. Meaning the force-feeding likely didn't happen either...

.... and the drop... well. Supposedly did. Even though he is quite clean again?

Because... that is still very far from what we (supposedly) saw as the "truth" of Lestat's bloody face in the coffin room just before, which we were shown at the trial:

I think the evil step-mom-clean-and-glorious-looking Lestat is Armand's tampered-with version.

Because... going through this because I think we got Louis' POV and actual memories of Lestat more in the beginning of season one.

There are a lot more instances of the "strands down his face"...

Btw, see this? Of what was used by Daniel to prove an "error" to the tale in 2x08? To prove Armand's manipulation?!

Right after the scene... he has them again:

Even Claudia's POV has them!

Even when she absolutely hates his guts:

I think every scene we saw with Lestat either in made up hair or with the strands down his face are ... "as real as it can get in a tale".

And the other scenes... the perfect blond hair ... is not.

Which brings us finally back to your actual question:

What is the 20% Louis got wrong?

And... I'm not sure Louis really got him that wrong?! I think Louis misunderstood some things, didn't know a lot of things, and Lestat fucked up others. They didn't talk enough. And sometimes love makes you desperate. They knew exactly how to wound the other.

And Armand... meddled with the tale. I said it before, the "train scene" cannot have happened as shown. The hotel likely neither.

I think every scene where Lestat is an "evil bitch with perfect hair.".. is a meddled with one. Given Armand's goal of influencing the tale? Namely making Lestat seem as bad as possible, while being unable to hide his own fascination with him? Makes perfect sense to me.^^

And there's actually not that many of them either. The outside of episode 5, the tractor salesman, the train, the paranoia driven one in 1x07 has strands again, while he does not have them the scene before and through a lot of the remaining last episode of the first season.

As such the little comment in 1x07, "the king's hair has betrayed the king".... takes on a third meaning, imho - not only a quip by Louis on both the "hair" on the floor and "heir" (Claudia)... but also that the "hair"... betrays the "king"... the leader - the coven master vampire meddling.

Layers, upon layers, upon layers.

So what did Louis get wrong?

Not that much actually, I think. But... some of the key scenes were not his. And those were therefore, in the sense of the words, wrong.

[zzlcrry]

saltniki

Sadly we have a popular riki fansite thats a predator (are we surprised??) Theres absolutely no way you can be a riki stan and NOT have seen at least one photo of him that saltniki has taken. Please stop giving that hag a platform omfg she is such a popular Riki fansite I honestly don't think this post will even make the enhypen updaters stop reuploading her pics... Now ofc I ain't gonna sit here and say this shit with no reasoning so here: saltniki is pushing 40 and has been having a weird obsession with Riki since he was a minor. She's also TAKEN HER BRA OFF IN FRONT OF HIM ON A PLANE. (I gagged...) She sneaks into events she didn't pay for to get photos of riki (which is literally illegal btw 😟) and to top it off she is literally a fucking sasaeng that somehow knows where Enhypen is ALL THE TIME. And I also heard she also leaked the location of the members before?? 😭😭 This bitch is js full of shit omg. Please stop reuploading the photos she takes. If you want to know more or if I missed anything search it up on twt (or x 😒) and I'm sure you'll find a ton of crap abt her.

edit: sorry another thing I forgot is that if you see anyone reuploading any of her photos of Riki (the caption will most likely say "©saltniki on twitter" or smth like that) then please kindly tell them not to and let them know about this .

NO VIEWS, LIKES, FOLLOWERS, OR REBLOGS IS WORTH GIVING A SASAENG POPULARITY FOR BEING WEIRD ASH.

[ceilidho]

I am OBSESSED with the Possessive Best Friend Soap! Do you see him sabotaging any of her relationships? 👀 Like if he failed to scare a guy off and they managed to start dating her, that relationship isn't gonna last long because Soap definitely lacks boundaries and behaves in ways that would make any significant other uncomfortable. I'd lowkey love it if Soap managed to get her to cheat on her boyfriend, maybe while comforting her after she's had a big fight with her bf...

ok btw I just read a mariana zapata book last night called "Luna and the Lie" and the main dude has these vibes and it has REINVIGORATED me to write the possessive best friend soap au

ok so he would definitely sabotage any of your dates. I think if you were like childhood or high school friends, he probably wouldn't even let your dates escalate to relationships unless you'd gone off to college without him while he enlisted right after high school.

then he'd absolutely have no compunctions about sabotaging even a long term relationship. Although (and this is a bit meta, but bear with me) tbh I think the key to the perfect vibes for a possessive best friend story is that the guy in the relationship would have to feel actually threatened by the fact that Soap's known you for longer and knows you better (so Soap can't have been gone for years while you've been in a relationship or else I feel like the insecurity element isn't there).

And you wouldn't believe it for a second if your boyfriend accused Soap of trying to sabotage your relationship. You'd just brush off his concerns and maybe you'd even get a bit pissed off that he was trying to make you see Soap in a bad light.

Maybe his constant bitching about Soap causes the two of you to have a blowout fight and you storm out of his apartment, and later on Soap takes you out for a drink (because he's been hanging around your apartment, obviously) and he's half draped over you in a booth while you bitch about what your soon-to-be-ex said about him and Soap "can't believe he'd accuse me of something like that - or you. You'd never cheat on anyone, honey, you're a good girl. Been tryin' ta tell you to get rid of him. Why'on't you come over tonight so he doesn't try to stop by your place?"

[spinningalbinoturtle]

The fellowship of the Kinsey scale aka LoTR characters ranked from most to least fruity

Btw this is a joke (well sort of) so don’t take any of my stereotype arguments too seriously. Although I do genuinely think most of these characters are gay.

1. Frodo- Frodo is gayest the character. He’s constantly described as queer, his deepest connection is with Sam and their relationship is incredibly romance coded. Plus he reads poetry all the time, wears his sparkly elvish top and that fall in Return of the King movie? Homosexual. Not to mention he has THE gay haircut. Man looks like a starbucks barista. Galadriel is his gay icon.

Sam- although more masculine than Frodo and also bi Sam has the second most Gay EnergyTM. He’s a bit overemotional he spends the entire series simping over Frodo and is obsessed with flowers and poetry. When his wife dies he leaves his kids to spend eternity with his husband and the elves. Gay behavior

Legolas- Legolas is a petty drama queen and I love that for him. Loves his dwarf husband. Just look at his hair-no straight man cares that much about their hair. Gay gay gay.

Gimli-a bear but in the dwarf way. Galadriel is also his gay icon. Loves his elf husband. Loves some sparkly diamonds and jewels. Lord of the GLITTERING CAVES you say? Sounds kinda fruity

Gandalf-he’s basically a minor god and thus does not conform to human ideas of sexuality and gender. Literally all the LGBTQIAs. Gandalf Big Naturals , Gandalf the Gay are just a few of this bitch’s many names.

Pippin-Y’all on this app have convinced me Pippin is not cis gender. I don’t know in what form trans, non binary, gender fluid? Honestly could be any one.

Merry-pansexual and very open about it. Just seems like a chill queer dude who smokes a ton of weed and is open to a relationship with anybody

Boromir-excessively emphasizes his straightness but has homoerotic battle moments and after battle showers with his comrades in Gondor. Very repressed bisexual

Aragorn- I think its funny if he’s the token straight but THE BIGGEST ALLY YOU WILL FIND. Literal king passes a bunch of laws enshrining LGBTQ rights cause all his friends are gay

Bonus

Faramir- is transfem and you can’t change my mind. Lesbian with her wife Eowyn. Has bi-to drag queen-to trans character arc.

Eowyn-butch lesbian horse girl and ya know what? We absolutely love her for it. After the war she has a buzzcut.

Bilbo-ace icon. I’M SORRY if you ship Bagginshield but I headcanon him as ace/aro. Hates the idea of sex but wanted kids so he adopted his gay little nephew.

[hauntingofhouses]

i'm sorry but to me taigen is a clingy and submissive and obsessed desperate top. a top who is smitten and enamoured and absolutely whipped.

we don't see it yet in the show because we've only seen him with akemi who is 1) a woman and 2) not someone he's obsessed with (their relationship was for their mutual benefit and convenience and not out of love).

but mizu is 1) not a woman*, and 2) someone that taigen is obsessed with.

so to me taigen fucks mizu while moaning and crying and whimpering about how good she feels. he would desperately wanna cuddle after they're done. he'd whine and bitch when mizu tries to push him away. she laughs at him and calls him ridiculous btw.

* by not a woman, i'm referring to how i interpret her as nonbinary. as in both a woman and a man but also neither but also something in between. regardless, taigen's attraction to her makes him gay.

[nikethestatue]

Elucien and gwynriel think the same way elriel thinks when it comes to ships😅 you see their coments and all they said is sjm’s Pinterest is full of elucien and gwynriel and that they have all the canon evidence and similarities with others ship. Elriels think the same way we think we are right and that all the evidence points to us. I mean I have seem multiple elucien saying they can’t wait to see our ship sink. The fandom is so clearly divided and each side thinks they are 100% right. They said we make everything about elain and we said they make everything about gwyn or lucien🤷🏼‍♀️ is literally the same way of thinking just with different characters. Honestly it makes me a little scared to who is really right when it comes to ship because every side is so sure they are right. I honestly just want elain’s book.

I disagree with this because i think there is a big difference between wishful thinking and canon evidence.

I am sorry, but Gwynriel is just whack. From purely evidentiary POV, if you are not an obsessed fan who spent 3 years looking at the 2nd part of the bonus chapter and thinking you got something, Gwynriel doesn't exist. Like ask ANY casual reader, who isn't influenced by anything (btw, when ACOSF just came out, I was a fan of ACOTAR but I wasn't a crazed Elriel. I was still mostly into Feysand and Nessian, and I wasn't dealing with Elriel, because that was coming later. So I was technically that casual reader) if they think Gwynriel is an actual thing, 99% of them will say no. And look at you like you just fell out of a tree. Literally, yesterday, someone asked their mom about their opinion, since they are reading ACOSF, and the mom was like 'what? Azriel and that teenager?" It's not US. It's reality. There is no Gwynriel. Sorry.

Elucien have a bond. But haven't the last 4 books shown that the bond and the lack of attraction between Elain and Lucien are kind of sus? Again, SJM throwing in a ton of 'what if the Cauldron was wrong? why not make them mates?" isnt there for shits and giggles. Could, extremely hypothetically, Elucien happen? I'd say, yes, it has more chances than Gwynriel, but it's not saying much. Also, Lucien was literally given a girlfriend! Why they keep bitching about Vassa, I have no idea. It's a fantasy. They can all be immortal, it's okay.

But seriously, I cannot CANNOT compare Gwynriel, which is just a combo of headcanons, what ifs, random wants and delirious TikTokers, with what is actually in the books for Elriel.

Seriously, what are we even comparing here? Huge scenes like the Hybern rescue, the TT exchange, the murder of the King, and I want to eat Elain out, to what, exactly?

I wanna cut the ribbon! Go ahead. Cut it.

Or

absolutely NO Elucien scenes. Name ONE Elucien scene? Other than him having a long ass monologue in his head? NONE exit.

So, I am gonna be honest, and will put on my 'Crazed Elriel' hat and say one is definitely not like the other two.

[yesiknowimshort]

this is how i imagine… TIM DRAKE

the bitch is back…. i mean me not tim, but tim is also a bitch.

thank you so much to my followers (i love each and everyone of you <3) for waiting so patiently for me to get myself together (still shaky, so again, posts might be scattered but i will be posting!!).

i wanna start a series where i do these long form character headcanons for the batboys (and maybe girls one day, i’ve just not thought about it aha) and so i obviously had to start with my favourite character of all tjme; tim drake.

obvisouly i’ve already done a suuuuper long analysis of his actual character which you can read here, but i want to do a more theoretical one that’s not necessarily wholly “canonical” but still in character.

a lot of this is also canon/inspired by canon - however, these are still my headcanons.

- to start off with: fuck the uwu-fication of tim drake. he’s a badass who happens to also appear soft sometimes but that does not equal wimp. you can have anxiety and depression and not be a an uwu baby.

- absolutely obsessed with star wars.

- has forced everyone to individually binge the series with him at least once.

- but also love island (he won’t watch the winter season tho) and the real housewives are definitely his guilty pleasures.

- overworks himself on such little sleep that his body giving up and him fainting is a scarily regular occurrence.

- but it’s not for want of trying. oh no. forgot to eat because he was distracted so his limbs are barley holding him up when he runs? ignores it. keeps going.

- he stands up too quickly, collapses, and gets right up and walks it off like he wasn’t just on the floor (p.e teachers would love him).

- absolutely insane martial artist -which people (like most things he can do/does) completely overlook or just don’t care about. this is also canon btw.

- my boy’s only scraping average height -he’s gotta have something to back him up that’s doesn’t rely on being massive n buff.

- he can easily knock anyone to the ground in a second, yet because of his small build and mmmm relatively unhealthy state, it goes unnoticed and sometimes unused -depending on the situation’s needs.

- people always overlook him because of his public persona (and in real life online it’s usually because of uwu tim), but he would be so cruel sometimes.

- seriously -please remember and use his pettiness!

- like he’d punch jason out cold for picking up his stuff and holding it over his head… put itching powder in dick’s boxers and bed for hiding the cases he was working on… roofy damian’s nightly hot chocolate so he’d miss family movie night because damian was pissing him off… true slytherin.

- but just like a lot of the things he does, it goes unnoticed/un-delt-with most of the time so he gets away with it. middle child tings.

- not to mention he literally stalked batman and would run around solving murders and dropping off the evidence to gordon before even being a robin.

- he was on the CIA’s watch list for crying out loud!

- doesn’t break the unassuming facade often, but if he went off the deep end, he’d be gone, and wouldn’t stop until he’s satisfied -or restrained (but that would be near impossible).

- scarily persuasive -some would say manipulative, i would say ambitious. i mean he did wiggle his way into the position of robin with sheer willpower.

- i think one of the reasons i love tim so much and am so fascinated by him is because of his capacity to be a villain so easily if he wanted.

- the guy has considered murder way too often.

- clint barton’s “i could do it!... no one would know!... but i won’t” quip about quicksilver is literally tim’s relationship with villiany.

- like if he decided one day to turn on everyone… in an instant he has control of a multimillion dollar company, can easily gain control the police, has dirt on every single person, and access to anything he decides he wants: and yet he chooses to do good.

- remember -he chose to be a hero. and he repeats this fact a lot.

- he could easily have the world on their knees, and yet people still decide to fuck with him because of their naivety.

- villain tim would be terrifying.

- his childhood and a openly loving and attentive family setting was stolen from him. he was always made out to be “mature for his age” and “quiet and sensible” when in reality he was just neglected and bored.

- being a gifted child always comes with its downfalls. like being so unstimulated by his schooling and classmates that he acts out a little bit out of boredom and a craving for attention from his parents; not to mention the social rejection because he’s too far past his peer's antics.

- he’d be super socially unaware for his age group as a child (kind of like damian i guess). being an only child surrounded by adults (yet forever alone and isolated) would’ve prevented him from ever connecting with fellow kids and their interests.

- (anyone else relate to not ever finding kiddy humour funny in primary school?)

- so now he likes doing a lot of random “childish” things like skating down the halls in the manor, having a gamer chair as his office chair, playing his nintendo switch in his wayne ent. office with his feet rested on the desk when he’s bored, having bento box lunches filled with sugary cereal and roll-ups, having a mini fridge in his office exclusively filled with yakults, iced coffee cartons and redbull, being fully versed in gen z lingo (which he uses correctly don’t worry) that he uses to talk to people he works with and interacts with at galas etc etc.

- likes to leave little notes in library books for the next person to find; often mildly threatening like “i know what you did”, for no other reason other than to have a little gremlin cackle to himself when he thinks about it.

- definitely has nearsightedness, though he hardly ever wears his glasses “because they’re impractical and contacts are torture devices” (bruce practically has to strap him down to get the camera contacts in for patrol).

- when he’s not drinking coffee, he’s chewing gum or mints to counteract the coffee.

- ambidextrous, but favours his left hand meaning his already inconceivably messy quick notes are also smudged by his hand.

- hands are always cold and numb (leading everyone to believe he probably has rayynaud’s syndrome).

- he gets really nervous and tries to avoid people being able to touch his hands, like when they’re handing something to him, or makes sure handshakes are firm and quick -but still respectful- etc (but he loves hand holding, he just worries no one would want to).

- really good at taking in information and his surroundings quickly.

- often points things out to people that would otherwise go unnoticed like “your eyes look really pretty today” or “your freckles have darkened from the sun” or “they ordered two sugars with their coffee… they always order three” etc.

- he doesn’t constantly say the things he’s thinking, but they come out a lot more when he’s losing his filter from fatigue.

- he’s always apologising offhandedly for pointing out things (more annoyed at himself than anything) bc he thinks they’ll think he’s weird or become uncomfortable.

- tim is allergic to almost all nuts except for almonds (wog runs through my veins, i refuse to believe he can’t eat almonds).

- he’s not like epipen allergic, all he needs is some cetirizine.

- bc of this “relatively low risk” (as he would say), if he accidentally eats a nut he’ll usually just not tell anyone while his throat is closing over and his mouth feels like it’s been attacked by mosquitoes.

- he’ll just silently slip away to buy some cetirizine or get some from his pocket/bag.

- this sweet old lady at a charity bake sale once offered tim to try a free slice of her baklava, which of course, has walnuts in it.

- and he was too anxious to refuse so he took it and finished the whole thing in front of her.

- it took him about 20 minutes and to the point where he was crying and his lips looked like they had fillers that he whispered to bruce he was having a reaction.

- bruce was hysterical.

- like- national news “funny internet clip report” hysterical.

- he always carries cetirizine on him now just in case tim does that again.

[snarkylinda]

Nothing will ever convince me that Cat was justified in her obssesed conquest to ruin Spencer's life, not even a "oh it's nuanced" situation no, fucking no, let's recap what she did on their first encounter before Spencer tricked her with her dad thing:

-she threatened Penelope's life after her group stalked her for weeks.

-she threatened to blow a whole restaurant up full of innocent people (look at Spencer's reaction when she mentions the bomb btw. That was his "oh I can't let you out of this building" twitch.

And don't get me started in how touchy-touchy she was with Spencer- letting that bitch go after being revealed how absolutely petty she is would put god knows many people in danger.

She just don't kill shitty men that wants to get rid of their wife's she kills anyone that might get on her path (after using them btw)

Spencer exploiting her issues with her dad to catch her might had been shitty with someone that had a moral code or principles- Cat has none. And when the date ended she was already pissed enough by her whole group being disbanded that she would obsess over the BAU anyways if she was let go.

Like maybe I am too pragmatic but the prospect of making sure that dozens or more aren't killed is more important that not breaking the murderer/terrorist in question's trust.

Spencer's level of empathy never had clouded the fact that these people are still a threat and he needs to do his fucking job, it just made him try to offer some kind of confort for them (and avoid getting them killed) before they get arrested. He tried to do so with Cat, he tried to find her dad- and then she threatened a restaurant full of innocent people.

In retaliation: Cat impregnated herself to make him think he was raped. Explain to me how this is supposed to be a two sides thing.

[beezonia]

wanted to ramble about the trix for a bit since I haven’t shared anything to do with my rewrite atm

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The Trix aren’t biological siblings, they have extremely close bonds with each other though

It helps amplify their magic since the three of them are part of their own coven (coven of albasté - Albasté is the little village in Domino the ancestral witches came from)

So if one is weak or has lost their strength, then the others become slightly weaker since their magic is connected

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Icy - 18 (when we first meet the trix in the rewrite they are in their second year at cloud tower) she’s also a December baby

Full Name - Irida Chione Staltican

Witch of Winter (a walking snowstorm basically)

Dyamond in my rewrite is technically a small planet near Zenith hence why it’s always so cold and blizzard like there

She is the only surviving member of the royal family (much like bloom, foils anyone? But unfortunately much like musa she suffers the fate of not being able to see them again)

She can be pretty standoffish, a bit of a bitch and Icy will probably seem like an asshole to those who aren’t close to her or just don’t know her

There’s a reason for this (she’s cursed to not form emotional attachments because of her role as head witch of the coven she’s only bonded with her sisters)

but to her sisters she’s fiercely protective, always teasing then in her usual Icy way

Icy is loyal to a fault even if she shows it by barking orders and scolding her sisters

But she’s fighting for them so they can get their happy ending, so that their dreams of becoming the most powerful witches the magic dimension has ever seen come true

Biggest Lesbian on earth (sorry not sorry tritanus)

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Darcy - 19

(Darcy is a February baby she’s the eldest but the role of head witch went to Icy because the ancestral witches saw more potential in her then the other two)

Full name - Darcy Eris Belinaro 

Witch of illusions (Lady of Darkness is a moniker she goes by on Solaria)

Yeah she’s technically a Selenite, born in the small town of Nox. Darcy showed immense strength and potential at the young age of 12 when her magic of illusion was awakened

And so her Mother, Lillith taught Darcy every she needed to know, prepping her for when she’d fulfil her destiny as the ancestral witch’s successor

Darcy is a natural liar, a well known manipulator too.

Literally has most of the witches at cloud tower under her thumb because either she’s manipulating them or they’re afraid of her

Oh yeah she’s aroace btw (it’s an important part of her story when she discovers a lot more about herself when she returns to Nox)

She is fun to be around once you get to know her, a literal mother hen towards her sisters

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Stormy - 18 (Stormy my lovely October baby)

Full name - Seraphine “Stormy” Opheric

Witch of storms

Born in the small coastal town of Tiderius, north of the Andros capital city Azul

Stormy was always a wild child, she never cared about consequences, never cared about punishment

until her older brother (Draco) got arrested for a crime he didn’t commit

Stormy became obsessed with each planets law and rules wanting justice for her brother and a way to find loopholes in every little rule they could come up with

(She got so angry one day looking at how unfair some governments were that she caused her towns power to go out for a good day or two)

Stormy is an absolute blast to be around, sure she can be pushy and convince you to do bad things that could potentially get you in prison for life

But she’s party animal at heart, she drinks and gets so rowdy that Darcy swears she’s started half of the fights that have broken out in cloud tower

Stormy denies the accusation each and every time (she gets so drunk she can’t really remember)

Just be careful around her, you don’t wanna become her drinking buddy or her lapdog

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That’s the main overview of the trix, I’ll gladly answer any questions you have about them!