#absolutely floored
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I don't think you came across like you're making light of it. it's just shocking because f1 has always been corrupt as fuck but taking sides in the middle of an election campaigns in a major western country is kind of unprecedented lol. it's not like politely shaking hands with an oil sheik. idk what the fuck zak brown is doing
I'm sat here like
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beautiful
is not a word I would use to describe
someone like you
glass shards in my mother's house
tender toes
tired eyes
happy eulogies in bitter smiles
you have the heart of a poet
the mind of a poet
the fingers of a poet
but in truth
glass shards reflecting ceiling light
dancing
the strain of the tv
i don't call you beautiful
you might be a poet
i see in you
the poem.
-//a little letter to someone who writes poetry so wonderfully :))//
then
i cannot call this poem beautiful
a poem such as this
breathless and wonderful
must be called instead
by its name
so tell me, Anon,
who writes so well of me
as if you knew me in my mother’s house
you have the soul of a poet,
the tongue of a poet,
the eyes of a poet-
vision kaleidoscopic, and true
i don’t call this poem beautiful
rather this
i see as you
-//a thankful reply to someone who writes poetry wonderfully and thought to write of me, gifting me great joy :’))//
#poetry#anon#absolutely floored#beyond honored#glad to meet you poetry penpal#thank you thank you thank you
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FUCKIN. SCREAMING. THERE’S A GENGAR SQUISHMALLOW?????? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME- AND OFC SOME SCALPERS ARE SELLING IT FOR OVER A HUNDRED BUCKS HOLY SHIT-
SOBS
HIS LITTLE TAIL I’M CRYING-
#gengar#pokemon#i am destroyed#absolutely floored#I want the biggest boy#little rotund fucker#i am inconsolable
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what the hell.......
#i just noticed that this rly amazing artist is following me omg I don't pay attention to who follows me after I post art unless I see it in#real time or if im bored and go to see whos new on any of my art accounts but ohhhhh#absolutely floored#i see that they mostly post to DA and other places tho but not here or twitter#they seem to mostly draw their fan ocs and that's so <333#i used to love looking at ppls naruto ocs awww#i used to get comm to draw n/oc couples a lot back when I was active on DA lol
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so thats it huh.... no more succession sunday
#screaming crying throwing things#truly devastated#absolutely floored#i knew it but didnt want to believe it#succession#.chatter
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I am ashamed to say I only realized now, 7 months or almost exactly a year later, that astolat has recently written drarry .
#like this decade this YEAR#I didn’t think she was still here with us#our queen our lord and saviour of ao3 HERSELF#and one of my favourite writers#NEW CONTENT#astolat#TWICE#THERES 2 FICS#2021 and SEVEN MONTHS AGO#it’s not even a one shot it’s 46k#AND THE OTHER IS 64k#just#i—#WHAT#absolutely floored
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What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?
#like its better than laying on a bed when it comes to that very specific state of absolutely out of your gourd overwhelmed#it takes serious self control for me some days to just not lay on the floor if things are too much#floor time is best time
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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laying on the floor rn
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AND THATS A WRAP!! Thank you so so much to everyone who joined, I'm blown away by the sheer amount of you between here and twitter 🥹 as such I will be choosing 2 winners, 1 for each site!!
Later in the week though since I'm busy the next few days lmao ;^^ once again, thank you 💖
The deadline is up in regards to me choosing winners, however should you still wish to do this for fun that's absolutely ok and I'd love to see it ;v;
DTIYS TIME!!! 🥹💖
(Please click for better quality!!)
Rules below the cut ✨
💖@ me to enter so I see it!! I will be tagging entries as #dragonnie DTIYS
💖Deadline is March 26th, so one month!! But if you just wanna do it for fun even after that it's completely fine ;v;
💖Winner will get a fully lined & coloured drawing of their choosing (similar to how the DTIYS looks to be clear)
💖 You can change things like the outfits and adjust the pose a bit should you wish, but please keep it similar ;^^
💖Most importantly, have fun!!
Hit 2k followers over on twitter earlier today, and since I'm nearing 3k here (we're at 2.94k if ya wanna be specific) figured I may as well post it now!! Thank you all genuinely, honoured that so many like my art and silly rambles 🥹
#drag rambles#dragonnie dtiys#absolutely floored#yes it's 8am my time on the 27th I wanted to take timezones into account 😭😭#seriously I cannot thank everyone enough#honestly really funny though that this was to celebrate 3k here and 2k on twitter#I am. now at 3.5k on twitter in the space of a month AHAHA#no clue what happened there but goddamn!!#I'm rambling and this is a scheduled post that I'm typing at#11pm on the 26th lmfao#i need to sleep. I'll be waking up literally as this posts but the me typing this is going to bed 💖
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rip haydn gwynne you were absolutely brilliant
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Apparently I didn't know but Fields of Mistria had an update that added more pronouns options for the player and ngl I'm tearing up a bit because no game ever had let me do he/she or she/he pronouns together before and I've always had to conform to one or the other or just they so this is like... huge to me, it's insanely important no matter how small it is so I'm just like- on my knees rn
#demos ramblings#fields of mistria#there havent even been that many conversations where my characters pronouns come into play#but knowing that theyre there and exist and gonna be used is just...massive#and you can change them WHENEVER YOU WANT TO#which is also huge!!!!!!!!#im just... god this is absolutely huge to me#sobbing crying screaming on the floor
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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#mikayla demaiter#wooden flooring#ultimate sex machine#sex goddess#sexy mikayla#magnificent rack#oh fuck yes#all flesh#spectacular body#absolutely stunning#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#big juicy titts#perfection
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it was that white cloak that soiled me
#jaime lannister#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#asoiaf#got#mine.png#this is specifically 17 yr old fresh kingslayer jaime bc oh my god. Oh My God.#if there’s one thing about asoiaf that will ALWAYS get me immobile on the floor it is how young absolutely everybody is#especially when terrible awful traumatizing events define the rest of their lives#i was doing the digital stuff for this on a flight so i got sick of it too fast so its honestly like. not that good. but still#blood tw
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