#absolutely brillo

[deepdeanvsweston]

I’m being pulled towards Daisy/Lavinia just because I respect the grind of the inventor of a rarepair

THANKYOU!? It's because I'm like this about them:

I just think they're so good together, I think they're so similar and like Lavinia's loyalty I feel is HIGHLY admired by Daisy, and then Daisy's sort of logical recklessness (contradictory but I know what I mean) Lavinia really likes, and also they bond over difficult relationships with their parents, and I could go on and on and on,,, I will say they would never have worked while still school age, it's only since reading the ministry books that I was like oh yeah THIS Daisy and THIS Lavinia??? Peak imo

I used to be a big Hazel/Daisy shipper, but they never felt like they quite clicked Like That for me, I just felt they weren't compatible romantically because they wanted different things out of a romantic relationship, and also that I liked their relationship already, like they're perfectly close. They're queerplatonic to the MAX though

[rodeoromeo]

[sashaforthewin]

Stranger Things, Steddie, Rated M for sexual talk.

This is really just a silly way to torture Eddie who probably has the poor kid tendency to collect crap and never throw anything away.

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As the handcuffs clicked into place around his wrists, Eddie settled back and closed his eyes. Steve hadn't blindfolded him, but he wanted to relish in the anticipation for as long as he could. This was a very rare treat so he was going to milk it for all it was worth. Steve was really taking his time, it had been at least five minutes and Steve hadn't even touched him yet. Eddie was loving the suspense.

After what felt like ten minutes, he heard a snap of rubber from near the foot of the bed and it made him squirm to know he was entirely at Steve's mercy. He could do whatever he wanted right now and Eddie was powerless and thrilled. 

That is, until he heard a second rubber snap. 

He opened his eyes and glanced down to where Steve was standing.

"Motherfucker! No! Absolutely not, no! Sarcophagus, sarcophagus!"

"You can't safeword out of this, Eddie. It's for your own good."

Steve was standing at the foot of the bed, fully dressed, wearing a pair of rubber kitchen gloves and holding a box of trash bags. 

"Stevie, baby, don't do this!" Eddie pleaded.

"I have to. I try throwing things away and you dig them out of the trash. I'm gonna start with the bathroom, okay? I know this is stressful for you but it's for your own good," Steve explained gently as he went into their en suite bathroom, leaving the door wide open so Eddie could still see him. 

"Hey, what are you doing? No, no, no, don't pour out perfectly good shampoo!"

Steve didn't even look up, just kept pouring Eddie's shampoo down the drain with the tap running as he replied, "this shampoo gives you dandruff and it's really cheap and harsh. This is why your hair is all frizzy and tangled. I got us nice shampoo and conditioner, so use it!"

"But why would I use pricey stuff when the dollar store kind is fine? Don't just pour it down the drain!"

Steve just shook his head and didn't respond. Once the bottle was empty, he threw it into the trash bag he had opened. Next, he threw a disposable razor caked in soap scum and stubble, followed by a bar of cheap soap.

"Hey, not my soap! Throw away your own soap, leave mine alone!"

"Eddie, I'm pretty sure you're allergic to this soap, you are itchy when you use it and it gives you rashes in your inner elbows."

"You don't know that, I'm just an itchy person, I'm always itchy, always have been!" Eddie reasoned.

"Except when I wash you using the oatmeal soap that I bought both of us to use. You've always itched because you buy cheap shitty soap. I'm trying to help you feel better."

"Fuck you, Harrington!"

Steve continued to clean out their bathroom. Eddie was particularly insulting when Steve got rid of his threadbare towel that was about the texture of a brillo pad, but Steve kept going, ignoring the verbal assault and knowing Eddie didn't mean it. 

Eddie fought against his restraints when Steve moved back into their bedroom and opened up the top drawer of their dresser. 

"Stevie-bear, please!" Eddie weedled, trying to sound babyish and pathetic. Steve knew what he was doing but it didn't make his pleas any less heart-wrenching.

"I know, baby. I'm sorry, but I have to do this."

"Untie me and I'll do it, I swear!"

"You won't. I have asked you to, I've tried to do it with you here loose, I've tried to do it while you were out. Every single time you go root through the trash like a raccoon. You are the most stubborn idiot and I love you very much, but we have money now and you need to stop saving everything you think might be useful."

The underwear was methodically weeded. Anything with holes or stains or a lack of elasticity was trashed. Same for the socks. 

"Oh, I see how it is, you're only leaving me the things you bought me! You think you're so great because you have money, you think your stuff is better than mine?"

"Yeah, it is better, but only because the ones I bought aren't left over from middle school, dude. Seriously, Eddie, this drawer is a biohazard. Pretty sure some of your socks are old enough to vote."

"That's only because they were Wayne's."

"He'll forgive me if we don't give them back. I'm gonna leave your t-shirts alone but I've bought you all new socks and underwear and I'm personally driving this bag out to the dump tonight before you can dig this crap back out."

Their underwear and socks drawer was significantly emptier after Steve got done, but since they did laundry every other weekend, they still had plenty. Gone were the days of Eddie's massive dirty clothes pile and his need for a month's worth of undies. 

"No no no, not the closet! I hate you so much!"

"No you don't."

"I really do. I hate you."

"Then why have you had a massive erection this whole time?" Steve asked, looking over at Eddie, fondly bemused.

"I can't help if my body finds you outwitting me hot. Also, how am I supposed to not have an erection when you tie me up? You never do this!"

"Yeah, because you know I don't like it," Steve pointed out. 

"I know but it's unfair that you don't want to be tied up but you also don't want to tie me up! You should only dislike one of those! I know, I know, I'm just thinking with my horny brain right now, you know I love you and don't want to do anything you don't want to do. I just always feel so much more creative and inspired after you tie me up, you are my muse, baby."

"Eddie. Baby, sweetness, angelface, assbrain. You don't feel like that because of bondage sex, you feel good after because I clean while you're tied up. It's not my fault your horny brain keeps falling for the same trick. This is the third time, babe, but this time it's our shared apartment and I refuse to just sit around and watch you wallow in filth with a creative block when all you need is a clean environment. Also, I live here, too, and I don't want to live with a closet full of boxes of junk and barely any room for my actual clothes! I know you hate me right now but I promise you this is for your own good."

Eddie sighed, knowing Steve was right, but he promptly forgot Steve was right the second Eddie saw him removing the piles of boxes from the closet. 

"Leave those alone, those are my project boxes!"

"Eddie, you have not touched these boxes since we moved in two years ago! You don't even know what is in them, you don't need it, baby."

"Those are all works in progress!"

"Okay, what's in this one? If you know what is in the box you can keep it." Steve held up a light blue shoe box.

"Uh… broken guitar strings and scrap metal?" Eddie guessed, trying to sound confident. 

"Nope it's… is this just leaves? Eddie, why do you have a box full of leaves?" Steve asked, staring down into the box.

Eddie shifted in his restraints a bit, trying to look like the type of guy you'd want to free because he was so well-behaved. 

"I was maybe gonna use them as stamps or something, I hadn't decided. They were really pretty fall leaves."

"Well, now they're just dead, so…" He dumped the box into the trash bag.

"At least save the box!"

Steve looked at Eddie, exasperated. "Why?"

"It's a good box," Eddie shrugged.

"Okay, listen, this closet is full of boxes and I don't like seeing you in distress, it's really upsetting, so how about I give you a blowjob and you can have a nice post-orgasm nap while I clear the rest of this and then you'll wake up not even knowing what's missing? I'm not going to throw out anything important."

Eddie's erection, which hadn't flagged through all of the cleaning, gave a twitch of excitement, but Eddie's pride couldn't just give in without a fight.

"As if I'll even be able to sleep!"

"Eddie. Baby. I love you so much, you's such a wonderful and giving lover, but there is a reason we have the rule that I come first."

"That's because you're greedy."

"No, babe, that's because if I don't come before you I have to do it myself because you'll already be asleep. Trust me, if I blow you right now you'll be out like a light and you'll wake up to a nice clean home."

"You didn't blow me last time!"

"Because last time was just the bathroom at the trailer. You were upset but you weren't distressed like you are now. Not my fault you've fallen for this trick three times now. You know I don't like bondage."

"Ah, but hope springs eternal."

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

you don't have to answer this ask

but your comment about merlin being prettier than jalter

you're right and you should say it louder, I'M letting you cook

jalter is one of those designs where I can like…understand the basic reasons why people think she’s hot (big titty tsundere in black) but I don’t get why she’s regarded as being one of the objectively hottest fgo characters (disregarding the writing side, speaking just in terms of designing)

Like. Even when her outfit is good she has a mullet? And the long haired bit is just very weirdly shaped?

Or like, her weird ass dresses that make no sense-I’m all for sexy cut outs, but why is there just one small flap on one side? What’s even with the side support?? This this is held on with hopes and dreams and it doesn’t even add to it bc her back is the exact same color as her hair so it all blends together

LIKE WHAT IS THIS??? WHAT IS THIS STUPID FLAP??? It’s not goth and it’s not tasteful asymmetry like her swimsuit it’s just THERE

Also her sword looks like it was wrapped in a spiky pipe cleaner and i hate that, sorry

Honestly, even her bob kind of annoys me despite it being actually accurate for her. Why is it so misshapen and clunky (yes ik irl jeanne just chopped hers off, but jalter was made firstly to look attractive and this is not it)

she isn’t really even that goth in terms of what she wears despite the memes, she really just wears a lot of black (and her first two outfits are tattered at the bottom) other than the Brillo pad handle and the eye shaped pink details there’s nothing that really makes her goth other than her color scheme and I’m a pedantic little hussy so that annoys me

Like idk. I don’t think she’s ugly or partially offensively designed or anything despite my earlier ranting but I don’t understand the absolute death grip she has on so many people even independent of her character arc. Even for a black knight-type design she’s very mildly done

[hellsite-yano]

porky did you finish that list of minecraft splash texts and if so may we see it?

Sure, keep in mind the Better Than Adventure mod uses a different colour formatting code than vanilla though. It's also a bit more difficult to edit splash text in vanilla from what I can gather. Anyway:

§5>it's wet Pynk! >ISHYGDDT GALO SENGEN! Pretty smooth flying, Fox! :kanabento: Sad! ingredience Everybody pose! :JUST: Oh, absolutely! Hallownest approved! Soda! Nope! §0The air crackles with freedom. Master Spark! An extant form of life! Yesh §dNyuuu! Also try The Witness! hampter.jpg The city and the city! Qud approved! Also try Mummy Sandbox! What U Need! Drink it and forget it all! which I invented! §fAll black everything The hero appears! Touch grass! Ut UNDERSTAND! Gapacho approved! Interior Semiotics! It's yours, my friend! The silo doors are open! Who are you quoting? Smoke coal evree day! §5>not having an avocado tree MODS = GODS Women! Wrong number! A super fighting robot from the year 2010! Even the mods have mods! Is shine! Cassis bleep! It's media -_- Also try Manifold Garden! Labyrinth Fight! Grow up, this is Minecraft! Welcome, Mr. Guest. His name is Gedächtnis! With these hands we will destroy! WAKE ME UP Fighting in the dojo! §eLalal Jack in! PUNK TACTICS! Close enough! I buy sausage! You ARE the support, son! A frozen cephalopod! Milk inside a bucket of milk inside a bucket of milk §0Hit +50! SB-129 mariositting.txt Clean! The democratic club! went shop Also try The Witch's House! Vanilla+! :3 TRUE! DOOR STUCK! Dubious castle safety gigue! Sexo! The numbers, Mason! Don't be so wide about it! MACHINE HEEEEEEEEAAAAAD! Victorius! The grink is here! k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g! GAS GAS GAS! Wimdy! A vision of happiness! Got any grapes? Message over! I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 wort wort wort Many such cases! I'm Kilroy! Just walk out! Detach the rear vehicle! SET ME UP! Wrong turn, tin daddy! Woomy! Gensokyo approved! Soup's on, baby! Fly away now! Literally who? Greetings from Germany! Papa Carlo! Superliminal! BAN THIS SICK FILTH King! Ari! Also try SOMA! SOME FOLKS ARE BORN 8 meters! This is most disturbing! Wheey! [Current thing]! Jerry! Welcome back, /v/! >:3 How does he do it? The Paper! 47 diamonds in my diamond account! The hero appears!!! Fly over! SICK RECOVERY The big bow-wow! Guest no. 431! GOODLUCK! CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! Built from pieces of SR71! §eDe§5su! EEEEASY! Hedgehog stew! Unusual! :yey: Uranium Fever! Chinken nunget! There's friendship in the redstone! Axeil Edition! Beach City approved! §aourple! The Golden Path lies §4everywhere! Don't look at the silver lights The Electro Gypsy! Menacing! Cope! The hero appears!! OH GOD MAH DRILLS! eeeeeh? Also try Outer Wilds! Edith Piaf said it better Where's Reznov? INGERLAAAAAND! Also try Gorogoa! Orgasmic! Pure pare-do! §6It's lightish red! Also try Rain World! Hard Fast §kFaggot §rMaps! Hole approved! HUZZAH! Lost and farting! Selamat pagi! Deploy all units! CHARGE!!! Minute like a pixie! Most certainly! freaks dni! The ride never ends! Lucoa! Not what it says. The bits! The bits! The bits! :african_pensive: §mMother is watching §eH§1e§4l§5v§de§3t§bi§ac§2a §2S§6t§aa§6n§6d§1a§3r§2d Morioh approved! Comforble! Cocky little freaks! Also try Fallow! :pensive: Brillo whales soon! Scratch Perverts! Re-do! MEMORIES BROKEN! 300k starting! Also try sunny-place! tak tak tak ziip! NOW THE WHEELS ARE SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL! Roast beef and cornbread! No sappy lines allowed! With these hands we will rebuild! Also try The Beginner's Guide! Chefs kiss? Get the cool shoeshine! Happens often! Blood crystal obtained! MAKE IT BUN DEM! :hinableh: Also try Northern Journey! Welcome to Quindecim :) ARE YOU WATCHING HEAVEN? Daten City Approved! AS I LIVE! hina hina Nashi! Hack your 3DS! 4 = 2 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 6 > 8 Butcher is king! und cola! Lost at sea 1803 Bam-ba-lam! §3Aria approved! Seems legit! Easy Breezy! The World Revolving! Air 'em out! I live here? Splendid! Sing your sins! Surprisingly malleable! Comedy gold! §6Anglerfish Dance! Message to de west! Also try Dujanah! dubs Also try Iconoclasts! §aPudgy-Porky!?

[poi-son-ous]

Título: 絶対的少年値 / Zettaiteki Shounenchi / Absolute Boy Value / Valor absoluto de un chico Música y letra: MI8k Ilustración y vídeo: Avogado6 Traducción al inglés: Shiopaca Vídeo original: https://youtu.be/dm4BPTcJLVA Letra:

僕らには赤い血が流れているので�� ご覧になりますか？ 肩書もないし頭も冴えないけど Sangre roja circula por nuestro interior ¿Te gustaría verla? No tenemos ni títulos ni la mente despejada, aún así 数えきれないほどある美しい言葉を 風にまかせて見失う le confío mis innumerables bellas palabras al viento, perdiéndolas de vista 論理的じゃない本能でもない 今の僕は曖昧になっていなけりゃ 才能がないことを思い出してしまう 神秘的じゃない根性でもない 気づいていない輝きを見いだせたら 言葉が足りなくて悲しむことなんかない No es ni algo lógico ni algo instintivo Justo como soy ahora, tengo que volverme más ambiguo o recordaré el hecho de que no tengo talento alguno No es ni algo místico ni algo de nuestra naturaleza Si pudiera descubrir un brillo en el que nunca me había fijado no tendría que entristecerme por el hecho de que mis palabras no son suficiente 何も失っていないようでファントムペイン 夏の蒸し暑さだけ今も残っている can't stop! 僕の青さが暴走しても ほっといてくれ見て見ぬふりをしてて my really need you A.S.A.P 未熟な行いで今、迎え撃ちたくて Pareciendo que no hubiera perdido nada - Un dolor fantasma Incluso ahora lo único que queda es el calor de un sofocante verano ¡No puedo parar! Incluso si mi inmadurez se descontrola por favor déjame solo, finge que no has visto nada Realmente te necesito, lo antes posible Con mi conducta inmadura, ahora quiero lanzar una emboscada 計画的じゃない　壊れてもいない 僕のための理想を見つけなけりゃ 太陽のない今を投げ出しそうになる 演じてはいない操られてもない 言葉の裏に隠されそうになる to the true this your behind 追い風の味を知らない Ni está planeado, ni se está viniendo abajo Tengo que encontrar un ideal que me funcione o estaré a punto de deshacerme de este sombrío día actual No estoy actuando, por lo menos no tampoco estoy siendo manipulado Estoy a punto de esconderme tras palabras "Para el verdadero tú que está detrás" No conozco el sabor del viento a favor 心のどこかで成れないものがあることを 知っている(知っていた) 短い命の中で 苦汁を飲んで 酸いも甘いも越え 知ったかぶっていた 貴方に逢うまでの 僕の夢(ソラ)は淀み灰の色だった En alguna parte de mi corazón, hay cosas en las que no me pude convertir Lo sé (ya lo sabía) En mi corta vida tragué las experiencias amargas, superé tanto lo dulce como lo amargo fingía saberlo todo hasta que te conocí Mis sueños se volvieron color ceniza 愛してくれよ 見えてる世界を 今の僕のありのままを、等身大を 望むままの生を好きなようにしな 端の男そんな恰好(もん)はゴミ箱 変で居れば身近な世界に 心が踊り出して想像の先の未来で Ámame - El mundo que veo; el yo exactamente como soy ahora, el yo real Haz lo que quieras con tu vida, lo que desees ¿Ser un hombre igual que todos los demás? No querría presenciar tal basura Si seguimos siendo raros, en este mundo familiar, nuestros corazones comenzarán a bailar en un futuro que nosotros imaginaremos 羽を持ち、舞い上がる Esperando alas, me alzo en el aire

[scithemodestmermaid]

here’s two ocean-themed games that released/release in June that you absolutely need to play:

South Scrimshaw Part One is Samson & Sally IN SPACE.  Its a kinetic novel speculative biology documentary about a Brillo whale (looks like a sperm whale, acts like an ecosystem) and follows its life and trauma from birth to adolescence while also highlighting the rest of the alien sea and the humans who have moved in.  lots of lore drenched in real-life biology.  Also its free.  So really, there’s no excuse.

Dave the Diver technically went up for sale back in 2022 but it is leaving early access in a few days so I am counting it as a 2023 release.  You’re a big snuggly guy who scuba dives during the day and helps run a sushi bar at night.  There’s also a weird sea that changes its layout, a variety of fish that absolutely should not be edible but are, and a humorous story that goes in weird places.  It combines 2D and 3D in a beautiful way and has a surprisingly deep amount of gameplay for such a simple looking game.  Its cozy and cute.

These two games are so good that I am considering cancelling Springtime at Shoreline because I honestly don’t think it will ever capture the beauty of life I see in the water the way these two games do.  But screw it, I’m going to keep going because I want to reach greatness like this but with my own style.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

We couldn't go five fucking minutes without seein' his accursed brillo-clad head on the goddamn TV.

Good riddance to utter and complete garbage, an absolute blight on the human race!

what a headline

[lotlvision]

Benidorm Fest First Listen!

1. Almácor - "Brillos Platino" This is really fun! Is it a Eurovision song? Not really. It's a fun, summery, party number - it'll go down a treat with audiences but doesn't have anything really standing out to me. The ending feels a bit abrupt, as well. 7/10

2. Angy Fernández - "Sé quién soy" OH THIS IS A BOP! It's good in the opening, but then the chorus HITS YOU! This is going to be so fun to see translated onto stage, I would be very happy with this showing up to Malmo! 8.5/10

3. Dellacruz - "Beso en la mañana" This one feels like another pop song, but not as fun as Almácor's. It just feels like it falls a little bit flat compared to the first two. It picks up a bit in the last 10 seconds, but it just feels out of place. 5/10

4. Jorge González - "Caliente" I'm not gonna lie, the photo of him is VERY distracting. They looked at me first. The like, three lines of English in the song are a little off-putting. They don't add anything to the song. It's a different style though, and I like that! Also the beat does feel like, if it wins, we're getting our first male edition of Fuego. Eleni Foureira, the impact you made on this competition will never be forgotten! 7/10

5. Lérica - "Astronauta" With a title like that, this song has some incredible staging potential. The way the song is, I'm worried it won't live up to it. I'm getting Avicii, Bastille, summer 2013 vibes from this song. I like it, but probably not for Eurovision. 6/10

6. Mantra - "Me vas a ver" This is a feel good song, through and through. A fun beat, great voices, nothing standing out to me really - it's not going to win, but it'll be a fun song to get people dancing! This is going on a guilty pleasure playlist, for sure 7/10

7. Marlena - "Amor de verano" I WAS VIBING UNTIL I HEARD THE ENGLISH UGH. It's not my usual type of song, but it's easy enough to nod along to it. The two lines of English in every chorus don't do anything for it. 6/10

8. María Peláe - "Remitente" Okay so this version is 4:33, so obviously the entry will be shortened. Not for me. Unsurprising since I didn't like Eaea last year. I am just not a fan of this style (and given Blanca's placing, I can't see a vocally similar act going in 2024). 5/10 9. Miss Caffeina - "Bla bla bla" Another song that just feels like it falls a bit flat. It's not *bad*, it's just not got anything special about it that endears you to it. Feels more Ibiza than Benidorm. 5/10

10. Nebulossa - "Zorra" Their outfits alone have me intrigued. This SCREAMS 80s guilty pleasure, I hope the staging is going to be as cheesy and crazy as it is in my mind. Is it the best song? No. Could it be the best performance? Absolutely. 8/10

11. Noan - "Te echo de -" Oh I don't like his voice. Please, sir, just clear your throat. I could enjoy the song in a world where it wasn't so damn raspy, but the way it is just really bothers me. I understand it's a stylistic choice, it's not for me. 5/10

12. Quique Niza - "Prisionero" This is the first song that feels ballad-y so far, so it does stand out a bit. I'm not hugely excited by it, but it will probably have some very good staging. I think live vocals will improve this one a lot, but right now it's a bit plain. 6.5/10

13. Roger Padrós - "El temps" I see they saved the ballads for last! Ballads are usually too plain for me - special ballads will grow on me with time. This is not one of those. 5/10

14. Sofia Coll - "Here to stay" IMMEDIATE CHILLS. This is immediately special. I'm willing to forgive the English. There's Catalan so it evens out. It's the first song that really feels EUROVISION. I hope the staging lives up to it and the whole package is winning material. 9/10

15. St. Pedro - "Dos Extraños (Cuarteto de Cuerda)" This is coffee shop jazz. This is not a compliment. This gives me Salvador Sobral vibes, and I STILL hold a grudge against Portugal because of that man. 3/10

16. Yoly Saa - "No se me olvida" The beginning is a bit boring, but I LOVE the chorus. It scratches my brain right, and it makes the build worth it. 8/10

[divine-bloodlines]

Finally caught a screening of BlacKkKlansman.

Hey you know what’s a good fucking movie?

BlacKkKlansman

[wetgeliscasualinterval]

“Madame X - Eine absolute Herrscherin” (1977) by Ulrike Ottinger

[cvvrmela]

cuando la manta se extiende sobre la arena, carmela tira al suelo primero su mochila y después se sienta ella, se cruza de piernas y se pone a buscar lo prometido porque afirmativa que recibió sienta bien, y si tiene ya menos de dos horas prefiere fumar ya mismo, que del efecto sólo queden restos cuando toque regresar a casa. del picnic no tiene ganas de mencionar mucho porque tampoco hubo mucho, y aprovecharía el espacio para seguir quejándose pero está concentrada sacando bolsita con lo suyo, el picador color violeta con brillos, algún papelillo de esos que a veces guarda dentro de la funda del teléfono por si se olvida el resto en su departamento. le presta atención, sin embargo, y por eso puede seguir hilo de charla: ' nunca me acostumbré a eso —— lo de venir a la playa a despejarme ' en los angeles vive hace algunos meses pero en san francisco estuvo como tres años y aunque no tenía el mar tan cerca como ahora, podría haberlo visitado más seguido si le gustara y no fue el caso. en realidad, lo que declaración esconde es que de lleno la más grande no sabe estar sola y los momentos que deberían ser de reflexión siempre logran enroscarla más, así que le escapa al silencio, totalmente opuesta a alanis. ' ¿me estás diciendo indirectamente que me entrometí en tu momento de calma? ' pero se ríe, que igual la vista está baja concentrada enrrolando. pasa la lengua por el pegamento y finalmente sella cilindro, para cuando nueva incógnita aparece ya lo tiene entre los labios y lo enciende con ese mechero que se encontró en la fiesta de absolut, el de la imagen de la virgen. le da un par de caladas antes de responder, se pondría a la defensiva con el tópico si se tratase de otra persona. ' están bastante ocupadas éstos días ... parece que tienen que reubicarse con la banda ' el humo sale mientras habla, el semblante está mucho más serio que hace un rato. carmela lo entiende, y no es fácil para ella seguirla en todos sus planes como hizo al mudarse ésta última vez porque consigo tendría que irse su hija, también hablar el tema con el papá, y en definitiva no es su sueño el que se cumple como para tantos sacrificios. se nota, igualmente, que le cuesta el tema. ' así que voy a estar aún más pobre cuando me tenga que cargar el alquiler completo sola ' añade pizca de humor, sólo una de sus comisuras se alza en débil sonrisa y extiende cigarro.

sensación agradable se instala en alanis cuando la alternativa se le ofrece. le gusta cuando la gente es considerada, incluso si ella a veces peca de impaciente o amarga. pocas veces se le ha tenido consideración a lo largo de su vida, así que lo aprecia incluso si se trata sobre un cigarrillo. "porro está bien," suspira suavecito, una risita que no llega a escucharse como tal. se enlentece solo un breve segundo mientras cierra con fuerza la puerta de la camioneta, mirada siguiendo los pasos de latina mientras se encamina a la arena. desde que la conoce le parece tan achispada, que por un instante se cuestiona si es buena idea pasar tiempo juntas más allá de cuando la cruza con the dudes. alanis, por su parte, es mucho más tranquila en personalidad. "oh, no. qué horror, ya estoy mareada de ese picnic de mierda," al menos para ella fue aburrido. no entiende cómo otra gente lo pasó tan bien, pero quizás es su dificultad para relacionarse en entornos saludables. de la bolsa saca unos empaques desechables: uno tiene un emparedado con un corte al medio, y el otro una ensalada de frutas bastante pobre: manzana y uvas verdes, además de una miserable cantidad de kiwi rebanado. la pregunta la toma por sorpresa, y semblante mantiene serenidad cuando asiente un par de veces, aunque pareciera insegura en su movimiento. "me gusta venir a ver el atardecer. o simplemente el mar. me da calma," irónico, cuando le tiene un poco de aversión a los cuerpos de agua que pueden embestir y enrollar. de la mochila que cuelga de su hombro, saca una manta mediana que extiende en el suelo, y permite que carmela tome el espacio que desee, para después acomodarse ella. intenta darle su espacio, eso sí, al menos lo que consigue con tela medio reducida. "¿qué hay de james y bowie? no las he visto hace varios días," solía frecuentarlas, pero con agenda apretada ( supone de ambas partes ), prácticamente les ha perdido la pista.

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[heuristicallyinclined]

Because you wrote about Yleeda in the tags "recieving knitwear from her is the highest compliment" how would something knit for her other quads besides kismesis look like? And is there a way for MSPR to platonically befriend their way into some awesome knitwork?

I would say it's a sign of general closeness and not just locked to people she's romantically interested in. Friends of hers in the past have gotten goods from her too. For example @/kurohaai's Ofelia got a knit spa headband from her to keep her bangs back when doing skincare. Mspar is well on their way to earning a sweater. With their much smaller size it would be a pretty quick side project. After all, in the cold of space they need to keep their circuits insulated for optimal function. Or something.

But now you got me thinking about knitwear and quadrants, so here we go.

Red: Similar to pitch in which you get an incredibly well made sweater, but instead of being extremely aware of it on you the entire time, you get the platonic ideal of a sweater. It's warm and comfortable in an unobtrusive way that you notice the absence of much more once you take it off than when you have it on.

Pale: Something that's also cozy but different in that you're aware of its presence. It has a comfortable weight to it that reminds you that it's there. I know knitting a blanket is absolute hell, but I like the idea of her making a weighed blanket for her pale quadmate.

Ashen: The "get along sweater" lmao. More seriously though, probably something that comes in a set with their colors, be it socks, gloves, or some hat and scarf set. It's a very physical representation of things needing to work together to be cohesive/productive.

Pitch: A impeccably made sweater. Not a single stitch out of place. It's gorgeous and clearly took a lot of work to make and the craftsmanship reflects very well on her. That being said it is profoundly uncomfortable and you're going to have to suffer if you want to enjoy it. Whatever brillo pads are made of, she took the spun version of that and went hard.

[glitterpeachdelusion]

Lets Talk About Crack Pipes!!! (and maybe get a little philisophical about shit)

So, The DHHS was probably gonna give people crack pipes before Republicans got all morally outraged about it. Let's be honest here. They already have the full kits available in Oregon, and even a conservative state like North Carolina offers a kit that includes condoms, brillo pads, rubber bands and wipes. They don't offer the pipe itself, but they tell you what kind to use.

By the way, ever wonder why you go into a shitty gas station and they're always selling little fake roses in glass tubes? Because they're actually crack pipes! :) with a free rose!!

They do this to lower the risk of disease transmissions. Open sores on the mouth(crackhead lips), combined with the sharing of drug equipment and people inevitably Fucking while High leads to hepatitis, aids and all kinds of crazy shit. Beyond that, in the world of fetanyl and overclocked super drugs its far easier to not OD if you're smoking it instead of injecting it.

Seriously, no one actually said this was specifically for crack. Its way more likely the government is trying to encourage people to smoke their HEROIN instead of inject it.

Now why would they do that?

Because fetanyl will fucking kill you, thats why.

In a world of Bacardi 151, weed so potent that it can drop an elephant, crack cocaine and heroin. Fetanyl is just the next chapter in Drugs that Man Probably Shouldn't Have Invented.

In fact, we're reaching an absolute peak here when it comes to over all substance use.

One in 5 people use -illegal- drugs. If you include legal drugs(alcohol and tobacco) that number skyrockets to 60%

If you don't think that's a problem and people should be allowed to do whatever, whenever(which is cool, live and let live). What would you say when I told you that no one knows how to make you stop?

No, seriously. Once someone meets the criteria for addiction, it is almost impossible to make them stop.

I'm not just speaking on this from a statistical stand point, I have experienced this personally. I have friends and family members who have been in and out of rehab facilities and jail for this shit. Rehab for the drugs, jail for the crimes they committed to get the drugs. They will not and cannot stop. They'll lie to you, they'll steal from you, they will hurt you if they have to. The only thing they are loyal to is getting fucked up. If you've been around junkies, its very hard to maintain sympathy and see them as a victim. No one told you to steal your grandma's wedding ring and pawn it for blues. No one told you to break into all the cars in the walmart parking lot and sell their radios for an 8 ball. No one told you to get high on meth and choke your girlfriend until her eyeballs had ruptured vessels. No one told you to smoke crack and molest your kids.

There's a reason so many women voted to ban alcohol immediately after they got the right to vote. Because their alcoholic husbands were beating them, starving them, and hurting their children. There are two sides to every coin.

I guess that's just a wider debate between where societal responsibility ends and personal responsibility begins. Regardless, i can be mad at lots of things at once. Multi-tasking rage.

So the government flooded our cities with crack in the 80s(then arrested you for it), they allowed companies to develop incredibly potent and addictive opiates and pass them out like candy for a massive profit(then arrested you for it), they are currently allowing companies to develop franken-weed that's absolutely nothing like the shit people were growing on the DL 30 or 40 years ago(that they also arrested you for!!!)

We are like 60% of the way to Brave New World right now. Aldous Huxley was a prophet. We are over sexualized, over medicated and over fed.

And the absolute icing on the cake?

Biden looked at all the data, took a deep breath and decided that 30 million dollars to "harm reduction" was adequate.

What a goddamn joke.

[las-microfisuras]

Somos la espuma y la orilla del mar, eso que entre océanos no existe, pero que es lo que los sustituye en completa realidad y brillo en la absoluta Eternidad.

We are the foam and the foreshore, that which, between the oceans in utter reality and gleam in absolute Eternity.

- D. H. Lawrence, La Corona 1915. Epígrafe de Amar a Lawrence, Catherine Millet. Anagrama 2021. Trad.; Jaime Zulaika.