#absolutely absurd

[teetering-dinosaur]

“my congratulations captain, a dazzling display of logic” yall might as well just fuck on the bridge at this point

[silliestf1fan]

so like… i’m not crazy right?…

[anothergameofwickedgrace]

Writing Stolitz sexting is so funny

Like we've got

A paragraph of a text with correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Vs.

wanna fuk

cum git this dik

Love it.

[smile-files]

a random episode in the main game of azran legacy referencing chelmey lore found in a random episode in the post game of last specter which in itself references past events referenced in unwound future. i think i'm going insane

[detroit-grand-prix]

[sentinelprimesupperhalf]

meow

Are you now telling me earth felines have access to the human internet?

[icancirieclearlynowthegameison]

FIRE THE EDITORS THIS EDIT IS STUPID

[ginstermoff]

Lifted heavy grocery bags.

Might have hernia now.

What the fuck. And why.

[spilledbeans116]

Flea market day

Saw this and grabbed it just for giggles and almost shit my pants at the price

In what world is this NORMAL

[justablah56]

can anyone explain to me why I just saw a mutual who I have long since drifted fandom wise from . saw them posting abt something I actually really like . and for some unforseen reason decided to literally in real life do an air dap up . I don't even do that with real life people . what the fuck .

[pastel-land]

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[stistilinskii]

me personally i can’t believe that people are still darklina shippers in the modern day world

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

Who told me it was alright to work out ??

[beansnpeets]

Finally filed my taxes. That was the most stressful fucking hour of my life. I am never doing contractor work ever again I stg.

[art-for-a-reason]

Absurd

Origami knight made from a single piece of paper with not cuts or tears.

Video of how it was done below

[jolikmc-thoughts]

Suing Minecraft Because They Broke The Law & Pissed Me Off by Kian Brose on YouTube

So, I just took notice that this random YouTuber I've never heard of scammed about 4,000 idiots out of about $100,000.00 USD and is continuing to scam anyone stupid enough to give him money.

This scam is under the pretense of trying to sue a multi-billion dollar company, owned by a multi-trillion dollar company, all because they indirectly squashed his dreams of making a pay-to-win Minecraft gun server based on someone else's old intellectual property.

And they did this over a year ago, mind you, with their Sneaky Pete "invisible" EULA update that took months to actually appear somewhere.

Yeah, good luck with that.

And just for kicks and giggles, here's the comment I left on this nudnik's video which will undoubtedly be deleted by the time this post hits Tumblr:

I'll be honest with you, Chief. I went into this video, already rolling my eyes and thinking to myself "What sort of idiotic case is this guy supposedly suing Mojang over? "After watching the video, I was behind you. You had me. And then… You absolutely, 100% lost me by begging for money to attempt and fail to fight Mojang in the court of law. It's their game and they can do what they want with it, just like you can do whatever you want with your copy. When you start getting money involved, though, then there's an issue. And since you spent money and took donations for this server project of yours, you pretty much have no leg to stand on. But, hey. Prove me wrong. Make headlines. Spend that million krona wisely. Change the world like the -influencer- hero you are. Or, more likely, pull a Keiji Inafune, overshoot, go bankrupt repeatedly and run multiple crowdfunding scams, then dwindle in obscurity as your dreams burn to the ground and you lose your place in history, your legacy, and the respect of your peers, fans, donors, and hangers-on. It'll be entertaining either way. (;