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“my congratulations captain, a dazzling display of logic” yall might as well just fuck on the bridge at this point
#they’re so gross#get a fucking room#like imagine being sulu and you just gotta hear them flirt all day#i’d ask for so much shore leave#i’d ask to be transferred#absolutely absurd#it’s a hostile work environment for everyone aboard#(all of this is said with so much love btw)#star trek spirk#star trek#spirk#tos spirk
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so like… i’m not crazy right?…
#landoscar#mclaren#f1#their hand size difference????#absolutely absurd#everytime i notice it i get more and more crazy#tell me it’s not just me guys
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Writing Stolitz sexting is so funny
Like we've got
A paragraph of a text with correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
Vs.
wanna fuk
cum git this dik
Love it.
#its so fucking fun to write#absolutely absurd#stolitz#stolas goetia#blitzø#blitzo#blitz#stolas#helluva boss#wicked rambles#wicked hb
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meow
Are you now telling me earth felines have access to the human internet?
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FIRE THE EDITORS THIS EDIT IS STUPID
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Lifted heavy grocery bags.
Might have hernia now.
What the fuck. And why.
#what do you *mean* having my abdominal wall stretched with gas three times hurts my connective tissue#what do you MEAN having my stomach cut open multiple times is bad for it?!#outrageous#preposterous#absolutely absurd
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Flea market day
Saw this and grabbed it just for giggles and almost shit my pants at the price
In what world is this NORMAL
#absolutely absurd#if you can afford it congrats but that is simply HEINOUS I hope all resellers like this burn#DBZ#dragon ball z#budokai tenkaichi
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can anyone explain to me why I just saw a mutual who I have long since drifted fandom wise from . saw them posting abt something I actually really like . and for some unforseen reason decided to literally in real life do an air dap up . I don't even do that with real life people . what the fuck .
#just blahs#absolutely absurd#aether's hand what rhe fuck why'd you do that#also if anyones curious it was my bestie asriel postinf abt tmagp cbsnnsnsks
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#rml#q#vampire knight#my art#pastel land#yuki cross#kaname kuran#zero kiryu#absolutely absurd#my living room
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me personally i can’t believe that people are still darklina shippers in the modern day world
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Who told me it was alright to work out ??
#THREE TOMES A WEEK?!#absolutely absurd#at least I made my food and everything already#but like. 8am#:((#then a nap before work at noon#but DTILL#okie night though#<2#em rambles
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Anybody wanna explain to me why I'm always always ready to get my life together the singular minute my body decides to get sick? Cuz I'm getting reaaaaaal tired of this shit.
#sick day#question of the day#qotd#absolutely absurd#fucking done with this shit#i wanna sleeeeep#but i wanna do stuff
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Finally filed my taxes. That was the most stressful fucking hour of my life. I am never doing contractor work ever again I stg.
#personal#literally just my animal control gig from last year made it more complicated than it should have been#absolutely absurd#never again#what a joke#however i am getting a happy chunk of money back so thats fine#maybe i can still upgrade my camera this year??#idk!#i kinda still dont think so tho#idk how much my inevitable breakup is going to cost me...
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Absurd
Origami knight made from a single piece of paper with not cuts or tears.
Video of how it was done below
#absolutely absurd#origami#paper knight#the fucking sword has a gotdamn rose on the crossbar#nonsense#ridiculous#video#unbelievable
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MAN WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING AND WHY IS IT NOT PLAYING A POKEMON GAME RIGHT NOW.
#absolutely absurd#i need to start playing pokemon games again IMMEDIATELY#might replay sword or shield (i dont remember which one i have) :3
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