#absolute obliteration

[returntodreamland]

VS Crowned Doomer™

[skopostheorie]

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

[crtastrophe]

My piece for an absolutely MASSIVE, 14-month game of art telephone hosted by @bowelfly!

I was artist 42 out of 72 — check out the rest [here]! this thing is WILD

[lamentofspring]

all of us strangers (2023), adam & harry / portrait of a boy with grief, wale ayinla / sonnet of the wreath of roses, federico garcia lorca / an oresteia, anne carson / dancing with ghosts, hania rani & patrick wilson / every poem is a child of love, marina tsvetaeva / meditation: my grief, the sun, sanna wani

[sleepylabs]

OBVIOUSLY DARK IS ALIVE (im delusional)

[happyandticklish]

My favorite plea from lees is some iteration "wait, I'm really ticklish, seriously!" like, then why did you put yourself in this position, babes 🤨 seems like a you problem

[wizardofgoodfortune]

and it rings in the day and it rings in the evening oh, i could pray, but it won't stop you leaving —phildel, “funeral bell”

[togament]

what’s the sluttiest thing a man could wear?

[onifanss]

Yansae •

[seraphdreams]

Thoughts about step dad Toji?

you’re speaking my language !! i have so many thoughts because he’d be such a pervy stepdad !! always making comments about how beautiful you are, how you should’ve been the one he married . . and he has that charm that really makes you start to think that he’s the one . . you start to get butterflies just thinking about your big, handsome, strong, mean stepdaddy! so much so, that you’re crying his name practically every night with your fingers stuffed deep into your cunt, just hoping to get off . . and toji hears — he wouldn’t leave his beautiful daughter alone to suffer, no way of cumming . . and that’s all it takes for him to be in your bed, fucking his thick cock into you until you’ve came so much, you can’t even think .

[trashmallcw]

so i finally got my brother to start playing outer wilds (and stream it to me)

[edsbacktattoo]

you know stede would play along with ed's innkeeper roleplay

OH MY GOD HE WOULD!!!!!! YOU JUST KNOW HE WOULD

he'd ding the bell without being asked to. he'd announce that he's got a reservation under some fake name, and then he'd ask ed to walk him to his room for him. i guarantee that fruitcake would even ask to see the ring of keys.

all ed wants in this stupid life is for someone to match his energy and be silly with. and then here comes drama-club-kid stede bonnet and blows it out of the fucking water. i hate them (lying)

[somegrumpynerd]

(talking about your new post)

I expected Blue and ink , BUT DREAM?????

I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO DO THAT

(Of course considering if they even knew they were getting ambushed, but if none of them knew that the MTT was there it is also very funny )

(The post in question)

Yeah when I wrote it I was thinking of them accidentally decimating the MTT boys while trying to get away but @bobateaboo had tags about the stars not even realising they were there and just knocking them out and it was way funnier lol

(But also, I think Dream should get to choose violence every once in a while. as a treat)

[kingarmorking]

"you went and did it... you hurt her... now i'll hurt you."

I AM NOT WELL

EDIT: I WENT AHEAD AND ACTUALLY CLIPPED IT FOR ALL YALL TO ENJOY

[acewitch-writes]

Fanon Remus is the bane of my existence. I want to gouge my eyeballs out every time I see it. Who is this asshole that behaves as though he's superior to everyone else around him? This aloof imposter that rolls his eyes constantly and says intentionally hurtful things to Sirius for shits and giggles? Who is this edgy, streetwise, Cool Dude™ natural genius with chiseled muscles and superhuman strength that towers over everyone else both physically and intellectually? He's so far removed from the actual Remus Lupin it would be laughable if it weren't so infuriating.