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invinciblerodent · 23 days ago

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yeah so it's probably a good idea to watch Solas' regrets one by one as you go, not, yknow, forget about them for like 20 hours of gameplay and then watch four in one go, you'll want to shit your whole spine out from the fucking lore drop those are

#squirrel plays datv #datv spoilers #my husband continues to be the second funniest person in the room after Taash #Rook: “sorry Bellara; i can't even imagine what this must be like for you and Davrin😢” Davrin: “it's fine. 🤷🏿‍♂️”#taking this earth-shattering reveal like I just said we're having stew for dinner tonight #absolute fucking king shit

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mmmitchmmmarner · 1 year ago

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u dropped this travis 👑

#travis dermott #nhl #pride tape #pride #king shit #absolutely fucking iconic #he humiliated the entire league #showed them for the toothless spineless cowards they are

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qiu-yan · 5 months ago

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#mdzs #jiang cheng #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jin ling #ig in this universe jiang cheng already knows about lan sizhui. which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic #god that's so funny tho. jc recognizes wen yuan and just decides not to say shit. king honestly #ig also in this universe jiang cheng kept all of wwx's shit for absolutely not sentimental reasons. no reason in particular actually myob #which is also a headcanon i see a lot in fic. wwx comes back to lotus pier and jc just has his room perfectly preserved #i like that headcanon. jc keeps all the things his dead loved ones leave him and he guards them as preciously as he guards his own memories #his father's sect. his mother's whip. his brother's flute. his sister's son #augh the tags got serious #anyways apparently lwj is 188cm and jc is 185cm. fucking tall bastards ugh #that 3cm difference probably has jc seething #yanyan polls

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hubba1892 · 8 months ago

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#he fucking knew #LFC made me want to forget all about football today #but I also wanted to make this set ever since he said that #Becoming Champions. In April. With Leverkusen of all teams.#Absolute KING shit he's done there #also Simon Rolfes the man you are #Xabi Alonso #Bayer 04 Leverkusen #Bundesliga #football #meins

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missingn000 · 7 months ago

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hey all! i wrote a what-if character study & action fic for if king fought sanji instead of zoro during the raid on onigashima. i'd really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!

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happy reading!

#ouughh oh my god. i poured every scrap of my heart and soul into this #sobbed hysterically multiple times while writing it as well as when i finished because i was so damn proud #AHHHH #i know it's long as shit but please give it a read...i promise the fight scene is just a backdrop to the amazing character study #and compelling interactions between them. it is gutting and beautiful and cathartic and absolutely fucking insane #I HOPE YOU LIKE IT #many things included....#such as #zosan #king the wildfire #sanji #roronoa zoro #kaidou of the beasts #and more #so check it out please<3 #one piece #rflr #oh this manga coloring is actually 4 panels slapped together and splashed with color. it took fucking forever. so. that too.#also if you saw me delete this and immediately repost it no you didn't. ao3 is being fucky with me. sorry to all my user subcribers who wil #get 2 emails to fics one of which is deleted #RIP #OKAY ENJOY

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hikarisbeam · 2 months ago

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#'it's not done yet' kgdhsd i absolutely love this scene and my eccentric deer king #park jeongje #han juwon #choi daehoon #yeo jingoo #beyond evil #kdramaedit #beyondeviledit #kdramadaily #kdramagifs #asiandramasource #kdrama #userdramas #i guess i got more grey hairs thanks to this set #i love making BE stuff but holy shit. every time that's a challenge to my coloring and whatever skills which are poor af #why. why they had to make the video THIS fucking dark................

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missriyochuchi · 4 months ago

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Imagine having a three-year-old Olympic title and talking smack about the current world champ only to get shut out by two Americans 💀💀💀

#olympics #running #SO FUCKING FUNNY #talk shit eat shit Ingebrigsten lolol #josh kerr #yared nuguse #cole hocker #you absolute king 👑

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mmelolabelle · 7 months ago

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no but the more I think about it the more I just don’t get it - what the fuck kind of black magic compulsion did otto hightower have over viserys targaryen to make him always default back to him?

did they fuck once? were they exes? did otto have him dickmatized? did rhaenyra and alicent come by their Big Gay Longings via genetics? what the fuck is going on???

#like otto was directly fucking with viserys’ family for 20+ years #and he was called out for it by multiple people INCLUDING #viserys himself #AND YET HE’S STILL THERE #and otto isn’t even that smart #as seen by the absolute disaster the greens usurping the throne turned into despite planning said usurption for decades #and yet viserys is like ‘nah this is my no 1 guy though’#‘viserys is weak!’ doesn’t explain otto’s particular influence on him #some kind of theoden and grima shit going on fr #otto hightower #viserys targaryen #king viserys #house of the dragon #hotd #house hightower #house targaryen

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thegayestpossum · 6 months ago

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With the 30th anniversary of The Lion King this month my hyperfixation has been coming back and my grandma just called and said she got me a ticket to see the Broadway tour show next week!!!! Holy FUCKING shit I’m so excited

#I haven’t seen the musical since I was a little kid #this is my absolute FAVORITE movie so I’m thriving with all the attention it’s getting currently #I’m also not a broadway person but this is the one show I’ll go out of my way to see #god I’m so fucking excited. holy shit #the lion king #Mads says shit

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chadsuke · 3 months ago

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Books Read in 2024:

Little Mushroom: Judgement Day by Shisi (2022)

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Vol. 1 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (2021)

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System Vol. 2 by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (2022)

The Musician and the Monster by Jenya Keefe (2019)

A Deceptive Alliance by Sydney Blackburn (2018)

Cinder by Marissa Meyer (2012)

Claimed by the Orc Prince by Lionel Hart (2022)

The Witch King by H.E. Edgmon (2021)

The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish Vol. 2 by Xue Shan Fei Hu (2024)

[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]

#2024media #gigi.txt #okay so little mushroom is a post apocalyptic danmei abt a human and a mushroom and its so fucking good. im reading vol 2 rn.#its introspective and gorgeous and i love the worldbuilding and wahhhhh #scum villain! i have my hands on all the physical eng copies so im rereading also bc im doing an svsss big bang uwu #the musician and the monster is like. a mlm book abt well exactly what it says and i was actually fucking SO ABSORBED?#i read it in one sitting it was so fucking good. deceptive alliance was an mlm book ft. a guy disguising as his sister w/ arranged marriage #and it was. it was a book. idk. learned that romance novellas are not for me bc way too short i love identity shit but nah.#cinder is a YA book that i remember seeing as a kid but the cover put me off and tbh im kinda mad abt it bc i wouldve ATE THIS UP #as a teenager. like its solid now but holy shit i wouldve been all over it. mc is a cyborg in like fantasy future china and there are alien #that live on the moon and its all fairy tale retellings in this setting and im enamoured. gonna read the rest #orc prince was the elf self lubing assholes book idk if i need 2 say more honestly #i hated hated hated the worldbuilding in the witch king and how the trans issues were framed and i DNF-ed it at like 25% of the way in #finally disabled tyrant continues 2 be absolutely insane fishy romance its just so bonkers every single time 10/10

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the-punforgiven · 4 months ago

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Shadow of the Erdtree spoilers (Like, real spoilers, this dude's fighting the final boss of it)

This video just kinda washed up on my youtube recommendations and holy shit dude

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I have been playing this game all fucking wrong

#nothing makes my dumb monkey brain happier than the concept of somebody doing an ''All-hit run''#I am kneeling out of utmost respect to the fucking Lord of Poise over here #absolute king shit tbh #pun's text posts #Elden Ring #shadow of the erdtree spoilers

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mondaymelon · 1 year ago

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remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips

what... what about it?

are you denying it?

have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3

i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS

i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs

WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn

LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )

II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY

"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )

ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...

OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN

SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING

sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.

oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao

my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS

#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!!#⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!!#should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT #OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT #WAIT FOR IT #DRUMROLLL...#kim dokja.#KIM DO K J A !!!!!!#JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU #BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I #LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL #I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT #I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s #GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC #I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ

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jtownraindancer · 11 months ago

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