#aboutraydenhumor

[bastardsunlight]

"Skate or die, mortals

You either skate

Or you die."

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//IM STILL SOBBING AT THIS

"Rayden, dad said it's my turn on the Xbox!!"

-Shao Kahn at some point most likely

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rayden shuffling across a carpet with fuzzy socks only instead of a little zap he electrocutes the shit out of you when he reaches you.

Rayden snickers, nodding. "Exactly."

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Ice Cream!

Bite , Spoon Lick , Drink

Go!

MK MUSES 'cause I assume that is what you desire

Raiden - spoon you animals

Johnny Cage - bite, then ragerts

Scorpion - drink because fire oops

Bi-Han - lick--he's the lin kuei honeypot, much to his very chilly chagrin

Kung Lao - lick

Mileena - B I T E

Nightwolf - drink (it's a malted and he's sharing it with Fujin)

Erron Black - bite, no ragrets fuck you Cage

Rayden - [snickering]

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//IM SOBBING AND ALSO KEEPING THIS FOREVER

SEND ME A “✎” AND ILL DRAW YOUR MUSE | MEME EDITION

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PENCIL EMOJI [Rayden]

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden, never have I ever gone to the creepy island home of my ex-husband and caused problems on purpose by bringing three hot post-grads to ruin all his party plans

The god of thunder and protector(???) of Earthrealm snickers, lifts his glass, and drinks without shame.

Send me "never have I ever"

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Rayden chilling in another realm on a couch eating grapes with his newest lover all "Little Kahn who?"

"See, now you're gettin' it," Rayden says, nodding and lifting a glass of something that looks sweet and definitely has an umbrella in it. "Margaritarealm, here I come."

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//gremlin v goblin

Rayden is a gremlin... not actively malicious bit WILL displace your shit, fuck with you, read you for filth and sparkport off to get some D from his horrific ex

Kidd Thunder is a goblin... VERY DANGEROUS, will 100% shred your face, break your knee caps, steal your wallet and probably bites--but also might NOT??? do those things

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assumption: raiden would go around jump starting people’s broken down cars with his hands, but as an act of kindness or a prank, unclear

//Raiden correct, kindness. Rayden also correct. Prank

[Ur cars]