#aboutlaohumor

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lao why do you tease liu about kitana? hasn't he asked you out on dates like a billion times?

"You do not understand," he responds, a look of grave seriousness on his face. "He is a boy, she is a girl... can I make it any more obvious?"

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F

can we get an f in chat for kung laos mondo bandonkawangas i gotta put clothes on r.i.p

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Lao, an idea. We switch out all of Liu’s headbands for a more… orange-y tone and then see how long it takes him to go nuts when we pretend they’ve been orange this whole time?

"I am taking notes. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss... and Kung Lao." He beams at the idea. Liu Kang thinks he's so clever, shifting all of Lao's things a few inches to the left, as if he would not know it was Liu! Oh this will be excellent.

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Ice Cream!

Bite , Spoon Lick , Drink

Go!

MK MUSES 'cause I assume that is what you desire

Raiden - spoon you animals

Johnny Cage - bite, then ragerts

Scorpion - drink because fire oops

Bi-Han - lick--he's the lin kuei honeypot, much to his very chilly chagrin

Kung Lao - lick

Mileena - B I T E

Nightwolf - drink (it's a malted and he's sharing it with Fujin)

Erron Black - bite, no ragrets fuck you Cage

Rayden - [snickering]

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Yet again Kung Lao, you have proven yourself to have an affinity for large chests. Tsk tsk, no use hiding now. We know about those little fantasies. Especially the one about straddling a certain chosen one's rack, we know about that one specifically.

“This is a TEMPLE!” He gestures around sharply, brows knitted, lips pursed in indignant rage, all to cover up his actual feelings. 

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"It is one of Kung Lao’s only two true victories over Liu Kang."

Gotta ask- what's the other one? ;)

"Kidd Thunder does not hate me." He seems very proud of the fact that the eldritch entity that sometimes manifests around Lord Raiden has taken a tentative liking to him. When it sees Liu Kang, it tends toward immediate violence.

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Oh well, if you're running away, perhaps we should make master Sakai the one coming towards you, hmm?

"I have... duties to attend!” Now he’s just running.

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never have I ever have a crush on my superior @ lao

“No one is my superior.” He runs his fingers flippantly along the brim of his deadly hat and grins wickedly. The Shaolin are a truthful bunch, but being gentle as doves comes also with the caveat that they must also be wise as serpents. His ego has saved him this time.

send me “never have I ever”

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//I AM GODDAMN SOBBING

Johnny said some shit, that is all we know. He needed a Yang slap for it. Featuring Kung Lao wrestling a feral angry Mad Jack, whom no doubt wanted to do more than slap.

Done with: Keyboard and Mouse in GIMP. This took me a WEEK.

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mister lao, never have i ever lost my hat

“It is a mystical item, forged by the Wu-Shi with magic; it returns to me and me alone. I cannot lose it.” His jaw is set firmly, irritated at the very idea... Yet there had been the one time--he suspects Liu Kang, but cannot say so. He will not admit this defeat. “No,” he clarifies, “I have never lost my hat.”

send me “never have I ever”

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three words guaranteed to get your S/O going for your MK muses

Raiden: Come to me. (Alt. I am yours.)

Kung Lao: Broom closet. Now.

Johnny Cage: Check this tatt. 

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE.

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Kung Lao: Never have I ever caught myself fantasizing about the things I could do with my best friend’s chest alone

“I never catch myself. I’m too quick.” His grin is irritatingly self-assured, eyes glinting, but there is something in that gaze which warns against further pursuit of this topic. Liu Kang is off-limits. 

send me “never have I ever”

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Tim VC: it’s got HUGE teeth and it can LEAP ABOUT--LOOK AT THE BONES!!

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Kung Lao my dude, how do you kiss your best friend with that hat on???

"I take it off...?" One expressive brow rises (he feels he is doing this a lot) and his lips twist in a judgmental expression. "Unlike Lord Raiden, my hat is not attached."