#about to make my gf play it since shes baby at games and easy to do on xbox

[haveyouseenmyhonor]

i know not everyone agrees but god damn it my boy can work a grill

[chanelfunnell]

Lindsey was a bottle girl and part time hairdresser when she met Toews. It was as a bottle girl that she met Toews. Toews had to pay off some debts Lindsey accrued. She went to full time hairdresser after dating Toews. Having Toews as bf is what got her as a sort after hairdresser. Toews paid for Lindsey side of her salon she is in partnership with. She got a lot of hate because she was a party girl/bottle girl but Toews was a frat boy as well. But it always seemed neither cheated on each other until towards the end when it was very much a off and on relationship until it was off for good. As for the other site on Crosby he learnt very early not to have a public private life and Kathy seems to stick to that rule. Does he cheat maybe. Who knows. Also they bash Amanda for not going out with wags she is 35 with a 2 year old. Her life is now about her family not wag lifestyle and kane seems to love both off them. People forget these guys play hockey and are human and so r the gf and wifes

Do you mean wives ? None of these 3 was or is married to Toews, Kane, Crosby . Maybe Crosby is married and they have a child now looking on Kathy's hair and a belly cradling by both on the photo and overgrown dark roots of L Blakeley actress but gosh you have all sort of info from all NHL franchises all over North America .

i agree it is not easy life to be wag with non stop travel and moving and all 3 were or are long term partners . Amanda has had her party time and fun Kaner has met her as a waitress during her uni, supporting herself. So Lindsey . It is up to her to keep her biz afloat and so during pandemic. It does not matter who has funded her biz as it is not her vanity project. She has had balls to leave him as he loved her but not enough to have a child with her. She could go ahead to have a kid with him and a child maintenance. It was pandemic, she has found her new Mr Right asap and he's a father of her baby girl. No public spats or posing online like Elina .I think Tazer has suffered so far. Kathy is out since 2014. More hyped media bubble about Crosby since his teens what you can't see about Bedard now or fake choir boy hermit image applied on McDavid to sell jerseys and a young captain and scoring machine image lol ...really, she comes from well to do background. Not rich one but the background and family where Steptford Housewives are born and bred. They don't work and a wealthy partner is expected. So far so good if there is a commitment what seems to be a case but relationships break and divorce is easy. So the marriage is sought. And prenup to award the woman in the question, not easy split of the couple who grew apart with all sorted out beforehand. She is 37. 15 years together. I'd think twice to stay like Lindsey to waste my chance to have family etc to be a semi hidden partner of busy ice hockey player. If they have fertility problem, ok. It's understandable but then again it's fair Kay game to release the girl like Lindsey to go than drag her around the rink. I think Kathy wants to stay, for various reasons like comfort, trust, routine of a partner she knows and also his money to ke a housewife. Her work is a light commercial modelling that does not count with million per an endorsement so she relies on her partner. Any split makes it harder and old insurance in the form of the child as well as legal marital cord is not here. She can use a cohabitation as she reaches 40 and so the end of modelling fun but it does not set her for a life.. Call Vecchione a bottle girl as any woman is a marketing guru with IN or a model now but Vecchione without a cushy family background of executive father is doing very well and far from a doormat. Kathy is hanging on for dear life, years and years...no a job. Crosby stays in Pittsburgh. Call Hevner a plastic Barbie in latex tight pants from Disneyland she has been working for years and grasped the sale management..I'd say Kathy has neither a child not a job in the case to support herself and Crosby is also interesting man with his freaking about privacy yet posing happily with Drake and two bottle girls. You don't see it with Kane right now...he has had his scandals, huge cab drama but never hiding it is not him.

[girlgrouptrash101]

Jiwon (Fromis_9) as Your Girlfriend

Request: “Can I ask a fromis_9 Jiwon as your girlfriend please?”

“Thanks for dealing with my requests!! Wanna request a gf headcanon with fromis_9 Jiwon and Nakyung *peeks*”

“Tear gas-eating HongKonger requesting fromis_9 Jiwon as a girlfriend lol Thx for your efforts, I rly like your work as a tranquilizer to me among thousands of tear gases launched here lol”

A/N: guess who’s back again usdfsdfklks

- C

who's ready for some good old PARK MEGAN YEE YEE

you two met in school, n Jiwon basically pined after you for like a year until Chaeyoung was like IF YOU DON'T ASK THEM OUT I WILL

so Jiwon ended up taking you out for pizza,, and you hit it off so well and have been together since :'D

(I mean you secretly had a crush on her ever since you heard her singing in music class but I mean who wouldn't she has the voice of an angel)

since you left school, your relationship has only gotten stronger, both of you maturing and growing up together creating such a strong bond between you

plus you still get to go on pizza dates whenever you want hehe

n Jiwon, even though she does it EVERY SINGLE TIME, AcCiDeNtaLLy gets her milkshake all around her mouth and makes you kiss it off every tIME

which you also give into every time because I mean... free kisses who's complaining here, not you!

LOVES playing video games with you ,, she wins every round but makes you play time and time again because she convinces you that you have a chance at winning

she also loves watching horror movies

which is great but.... miss Jiwon is loud asf in general, so just prepare your eardrums for when the jumpscares happen cuz god DAMN

absolutely forget ever owning your own clothes because y'all share everything now

but it's so so worth it because when Jiwon borrows your hoodies she has the cutest little sweater paws n you just wanna snuggle her forever 🥺

Jiwon absolutely LOVES cuddles

sometimes you cuddle watching movies and stuff but her absolute favourite way to cuddle is to lie on your bed, her head resting on your chest as she snuggles right into you

and you guys stay up for hours like that, talking about the most random things that come to your mind, making dumb jokes and also planning your future together

plus she gets easy access to kiss your neck, and you get to play with her hair for as long as you want (which she absolutely loves btw)

as well as cuddles, Jiwon absolutely loves kissing you, whether it be your hand, your forehead, your neck, your cheeks, your lips.. anywhere she can kiss you, she will

and when she gets a lil sleepy, she loves to climb into your lap, giving you the softest kisses against your lips

which usually ends up in a slow makeout session, Jiwon kissing you until she gets too tired to continue, laying down and falling asleep against you 🥺

Jiwon is also like the CEO of gift giving like you haven't even said anything about what you want but somehow she always manages to guess exactly what it is that you wanted like idk... she mind-reading or sumn over there

but the best gift she has ever ever EVER given you was a mixtape on your second anniversary

if was a mixtape of love songs that she'd written and sung for you, all recorded onto the tape and my god she literally had the voice of an angel 😔🥺💔

like you always play it in the car when you're missing her, and you honestly can't listen to it without crying - it's just so raw and pure, it's so clear that she loves you SO much 😭

Every year there's a local music festival that you and Jiwon have gone to ever since high school

you always pack a picnic and a blanket, chilling out on the grass and listening to all the up and coming local artists, just having the time of your lives

and at midnight on the last day of the festival, they always let off fireworks,,,,

those fireworks are when you and Jiwon had your first kiss all the way back in school

so now you have make it a tradition to have your lil firework festival kiss every year since then

absolutely a sucker for PDA

like she will be hanging off you (probably decked in your clothes also), your hands intertwined as she steals kisses whenever she can

just a 10/10 girlfriend/support system/personal singer/ BABIE

NSFW From Here:

not to push the Jiwon pillow princess agenda but I'm about to push the Jiwon pillow princess agenda

girlie just likes to lay back and get taken care of after a long day and you're more than happy to do so

highkey a bottom lbr like girlie just wants you to take control and make her feel amazing

when she gets really into it, Jiwon loves to make it feel really intimate and more like making love than having sex

you best believe she will have candles lit and the bed covered in roses omg

but she's also the typa girl to just get freaky in sweats on the couch after a movie and a takeout

it all just depends on her mood really

10/10 giggles after every time you make her cum

n is SO SOSOSOOSOOOO LOUD TF

and afterwards she's like??? why is my voice gone damn and Ur like.. did u not just realise how loud u were??? park Megan hello!!!!???

she looks absolutely stunning! in lingerie and she KNOWS IT

which is why your phone always blows up at the most random of times, with 102929 Snapchats of her in her favourite lingerie sets, knowing that she's driving you insane

doesn't mind toys too much, and often finds new ones for you two to experiment with to spice things up

but she often prefers when it's just you, your fingers inside her curled just the way she likes it

LOVES when you eat her out like I'm not even joking she will go INSANE

her fingers threaded in your hair, pulling you closer to her core as her voice rises higher and higher

aftercare with park Megan usually consists of her passing tf out as her hands pull you against her so you can envelope her in a bear hug as she sleeps :']

[delusionland]

STEPHCASS FOR THE MEME <3

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

here is my personal hc. tim told cass about a girl. he didn’t tell her anything about the girl, just that she was woefully unprepared to be a crimefighter... but also she was kinda cute, in a totally naive way (90s tim was kind of an asshole, never forget). cass couldn’t quite understand what he was saying while he showed her the batfile on her---the picture of the spoiler, etc. but she got his general tone and body language. cass then sought steph out. for nights. nights looking for the spoiler. when she found her---she tackled her, immediately engaged her in a fight. she went so, so easy on her. she just wanted to see what a cute girl was. and steph... was definitely a cute girl. at the time, cass couldn’t talk, couldn’t communicate with her. but she left her a gift. a nice knife that she had throw at her head---deliberately missing it, that was... especially ornate, and seemed shiny and valuable, and most of all purple to match her costume. pretty purple girls like pretty purple things, right?

What was their first impression of each other?

steph probably did not think well of cass, at first. after that first outing---the batfamily got involved. cass was to help steph with her fighting. steph was to help cass with her speech. without the mask on---steph could see how much cass enjoyed her company. it was hard not to realize she had a sense of humor about everything. the laughter she had exhibited on a still-baby-at-the-time spoiler screaming her head off about what she thought was some kind of demon-ninja batgirl was... genuine, and not malicious in the slightest. she seemed to want to be friends, and every time steph frowned at her, or was a sore loser, cass simply smiled and laughed harder, finding everything steph did perfectly amusing. as they got to know each other---cass got better at talking, and steph got better at fighting, and they kind of, met somewhere on the outer edges of the middle for a while. there was always something standing between them--though. a resentment, not between them, but a misunderstanding. that cass belonged to bruce and the bat. and steph belonged to tim.

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

i feel like conner kent at the very least shipped it. alfred really thought there was a spark between them, and during their brief frenemy stage---alfred made sure steph knew cass genuinely cared for her. bruce did NOT want them to get together at all, though. neither did tim, for obvious reasons.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

cass. it was love the first time steph managed to punch herin the face. did she win? no. but she GOT her. and through that tenacity, cass realized that her friend was so much more than a silly, pretty girl. she was a fighter. she was a champion. and more than anything, she was brave, and determined, and they had practiced a thousand times for just this moment. and afterwards, steph was just so proud of her overall failure instead of being herr typical loser.... cass couldnt help but know steph was always going to be the love of her life.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

they both did! didn’t want to ruin the friendship!

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

cass would get a curious look, steph wouldn’t believe you!

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

they would be a lot worse, a lot lonelier. steph never would’ve become batgirl, that’s for sure, and cass would’ve learned to speak---but in a way entirely removed from her own personality and love of herself & life.

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

it was a mutual thing in ocean city, maryland. they were in a photo booth, sitting in eachother’s laps, leg over leg, they did a silly face, and then another silly face, and then their faces were so close---and then SMOOCH CITY, and they WOULD NOT LEAVE THE BOOTH lol.

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

they considered ocean city their first date. but they’re not really the ‘dating’ types. they both LOVE to fight. they both LOVE to crime fight. they both LOVE spending time together doing NOTHING. if anything, the first time cass had to go to a gala with her was the first time they realized---ugh, do we REALLY have to be WAYNES? do we really have to have REAL LIVES? why can’t we stay in our cuddle - asskicking bubble forever?

What was their first kiss like?

it was the most natural possible thing, and it was something they had both almost had so many times before that it was like drowning in sensation after you had subsisted off of gerbil-cage drips of water for years. they couldn’t stop! they were consumed with want, and they only stopped when they started to get a little TOO frisky and somebody moved the curtain of the booth because they wanted to get their own picture taken and they were like ‘fuck! okay lets get french fries!’ lol

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

steph is cass’s first gf, and vice versa.

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

cass is 5′7″ JUST tall enough to be taller than her gf >: )

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

cass will kill the puzzler or whatever the fuck his name is. he sucks. steph’s mom loves her tho :’ ) and well. the less said about bruce and steph the better, but like. your whole blog is proof of how much the rest of the batfam loves steph!

Who takes the lead in social situations?

they both are the ‘HAHA! THE ECONOMY!’ gif tbh.

Who gets jealous easier?

cass. steph is special cargo, the first girl / person she ever loved romantically, the first friend she ever had. however, cass has made it very publically known she wants threesomes with other hotties of multiple genders.

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

CASS CASS CASS.

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

steph, and she agonized over it, only for cass to say it so easily in a way cass didn’t think it would ever be easy for her to say. like steph is some magical fairy tale princess that lifts the curse on cass to never be able to express love the way love is supposed to be expressed. steph just makes things easy. she makes everything easy.

What are their primary love languages?

TOUCH. GAMES. QUALITY TIME. GIFTS.

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

they both do they’re TERRIBLE.

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

batgirl and the black bat are forced on seperate patrols bc they do this so much and they HATE it and SNEAK OUT and kiss ANYWAY!

Who initiates kisses?

cass!

Who’s the big and little spoon?

cass is big spoon!

What are their favorite things to do together?

they really like watching wrestling and kung fu movies together i think. steph also likes girly movies, but cass gets bored after a while and just starts wrestling with her over the popcorn and then wrestling leads to hankypanky. most of all they love fighting and dancing AND PLAYING PRANKS on the bat boys.

Who’s better at comforting the other?

cass is.

Who’s more protective?

CASS IS.

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

physical affection.

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

jenny - studio killers

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

they both call each other batgirl affectionately, cass also learns new words to say girlfriend and sweetie all the time and uses those.

Who remembers the little things?

STEPH.

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

they COMPETE to see who will do it first. they use the batcave to make sure the other isnt going to look for rings. and when they find the other one shopping for rings. its fucking GO-TIME BITCH. you’re not going to propose to me, i’m going to propose to you! when they pop out the boxes at the exact same time, cass steals the ring from steph’s hands and holds it up over her head and throws hers at steph’s head like ‘YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME FIRST. NO TAKEBACKSIES.’

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

it’s a big wedding. cass loves, loves people. it’s a whos-who, especially since cass is gonna be batman and she has all the justice league contacts now. cass turns a bit into a bridezila, but like, as a joke, mostly, and she calms down when steph is like ‘i thought we could be more intimate...’ lol

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

they adopt some bratty street kids that are tangentially related to joker / black mask / puzzler / lady shiva as a fuck you. they love their kids so much.

Do they have any pets?

so many cats. a million cats.

Who’s the stricter parent?

cass.

Who worries the most?

steph.

Who kills the bugs in the house?

cass.

How do they celebrate holidays?

they go to concerts!!!! big loud concerts where they can mosh!!!

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

cass! no school! just cuddles!

Who’s the better cook?

steph. cass doesn’t know how to, and also refuses to, fry an egg.

Who likes to dance?

cass most of all!

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

2, 5, 17, 40

2. what would you name your future kids?

lol i have a running list of baby names that i've been adding to and subtracting from since i was like 12 years old. the list is pretty long and sometimes a bit cheesy, so i'm not gonna post the list in full. but a few of my ideas....

for boys...francis, frederick, roderick, charlemagne, emmerich, orion, orestes, ambrose, havelock, evander, lysander, barrett, theodoric, ulysses, etc. i'm going for more....classic/timeless names, and especially names that have versatility. like...charlemagne obviously seems like a lot. but on the day-to-day he could go by charles or something. theodoric could go by theo. francis, frank. but i like names that give you the option of having something with a bit more....flair. and obviously the names for my boys would be strong, powerful, masculine names. either in meaning or in sound or association.

for girls...euphemia, clementine, aurelia, celeste, penelope, sibyl, cassandra, eleanor, odessa, artemis, victoria, minerva, calista, ostara, thalia, adelaide, genevieve, etc. so again, trying for more classic/timeless names for the most part. less focus on versatility, but there's still some. obviously, more emphasis on beauty and elegance and divinity in meaning/sound/association.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

lol yes. my gf. constantly. idk what it is. just the way she says things -- even mundane things -- fills me with joy.

17. opinion on insecurities.

in general? everyone has them. best to deal with them, lest they become easy targets. reinforce them so they're not so insecure anymore, or just embrace them and be really open and devil-may-care about them.

40. favourite memory

this is really hard because i have really shit memory and a really shitty life, so it's hard for me to pinpoint any specific memory. but i do have a collection memories of a time in my life that are collectively my "favorite" memory. i've talked about it before. but it was one summer. i was maybe like 12 years old? but it was just this one summer that was so fucking good. it was so packed with everything. it was like such a cliche "coming of age" summer. that one summer probably had more life packed into it than every other summer i've ever had since. and it's fitting because that was the last summer where me and all my friends at the time spent together. because after that summer a lot of my friends moved away, and the few that remained drifted away. but we just did everything you could imagine. from the moment i woke up, to the moment i passed out from exhaustion, we were constantly doing something. playing video games, watching movies, playing pretend, playing yugioh, going swimming, going to the beach, wandering around town, crossing the town to go to the moving theater, exploring the sewers, ding-dong-ditching and tp-ing and egging houses. god we were little assholes. it was me, my older brother, his friends, and my friends. we got into paintball that summer and we'd paintball peoples' houses. there was this one weird guy that my brother hated and we were constantly harassing him all summer long. we got into fights. we had injuries from stupid jackass-like stunts. we were just a bunch of punk kids tearing up the neighborhood. had scavenger hunts. flew kites. water gun/water balloon fights. played street football (tackle). went to skate parks (i never skated but i'd hang out). went to the arcade. played laser tag. ate tons and tons of pizza. had sword fights with real swords (we wore mail) etc etc etc. the mischief and adventure just never seemed to end. and then it ended. and like i said, everyone went their separate ways. and i've never experienced a summer like that since.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #433

“i really wish that you could help, but my head is like a carousel: i’m going ‘round in circles”

Would you rather visit Rome or Spain? Rome. Do you really care what’s going on in celebrities' lives? Depends on the person. If I have a big interest in them, like Mark, then yes, because I care about that person and want to know they're well. Have you ever broke a plate/bowl? Accidentally. Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you? I don't think so. Can you do a backwards London bridges? Hell no, I'd bust my ass and spine. Are any of your pets “overweight”? Why the quotations? But anyway, no. Has anyone ever bought you a ring? Yeah. What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you? The breakup with my first real bf. And well yeah, it resulted in PTSD. It sounds so overdramatic, I know, but I'm not even remotely exaggerating. Live a day in my head and tell me it's not actual trauma. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? God no, not right now. I am not in a position to be married right now. Think back to your most important relationship, was it all your fault it’s over? My damaged side wants to say yes, but I know to be realistic, we both failed in unique areas. He didn't communicate, and I just put too much weight on him. What was your first alcoholic drink? A Mike's Hard Lemonade. What were the first lessons you ever took? Ummm I want to say choir? Did you ever go to a mental hospital? Multiple times. Do you believe that weed should be legalized? Yes. Have you ever had a significant other with a mental disorder? Yes. If you could transform into something, what would that something be? Uhhh idk. Maybe a cat? Out of 10, (10 being really shy) how shy are you? Oh, easily a 10. When was the first moment you discovered love? I actually don't really know the moment I realized I was in love w/ Jason. It was a gradual thing, so no one occasion stands out. What’s the best mistake you’ve ever made? Well, I suppose accepting Jason's Facebook friend request because I thought he was a different Jason. I can't think of many good mistakes I've made... Even the one I mentioned, it's debatable how good that one was. I really do wonder how different my life would be if I declined it. What do you think of frogs? I love frogs! They're so cute and derpy. :') Who did you last worry about and why? My cat, because he was apparently hiding somewhere and Mom couldn't find him. Who did you last feel sorry for and why? Sara, because of health stuff she's dealing with. Is there a name that you can’t stand but it’s the name of a loved one? It sucks, I feel like this burning in my stomach a lot of the time when I hear "Ashley" because that was Jason's girlfriend after me. But I have a sister with the same name. Are you currently looking for a new place to live? I'm not, and I don't think Mom actively is, though we both want to move. When did you last make up a baby’s bottle? I don't think I ever have. Well... maybe once? idr Do you believe there’s a devil? No. Have you ever felt an earthquake? No. Have you ever been on an island? Yes, actually. Did you watch the last presidential inauguration? I've never watched one. Have you ever been a fan of The Killers? I don't consider myself a true "fan," no. I only like two songs that I know. Do you have your own lighter (why or why not)? No, because I don't need one? Do you believe in miracles (why or why not)? No. I just don't. Everything has the have a cause and reason. How often do you sleep naked? Never. Are you looking forward to your prom? If you already went, how was it? I went twice, and it was fun. I especially loved having the pictures taken that I regret wiping from the face of the earth. Prom itself was pretty bland each time, like you can't hear shit and they just play awful music, but still. I was a teenager with a very fairytale outlook on love and wanted to just feel like I was in one I guess. Do you prefer Quizno's or Subway and why? I don't think I've ever tried Quizno's, actually. What’s one of your best memories from during a rain storm? I don't know. Why did you need your most recent x-ray and what were the results? It was to see if I broke my foot, I think? If that's the one, then no. I also had my legs x-rayed at some point to see if they could find any damage there because of my extreme weakness in them, but there wasn't. Do people more often mistake you as being younger or older than you are? I actually don't know. Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating? No. Do you know anybody who was abused? Yes. Have you ever touched an elephant? No. How many siblings do you have? I have five I "count," but I do have another half-sister on my dad's side that I don't know. I want to, but yeah... it just hasn't happened. Do you get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily? I've never gotten bored of any s/o I've had. Who do you want for president? I voted for Biden. Do you think abortions are horrible? No. Forcing someone to undergo what can easily be considered a traumatic experience is horrible. Do you enjoy drama? Ugh, no. Have you ever had a guinea pig for a pet? I've had a few. Were you/are you popular in school? No. I was very much under the radar and mostly stuck to myself and a small group of friends. What brand clothing do you wear the most? No clue. Have you ever studied any new age or occult religions such as Wicca? Yes, actually, when I was leaning towards Neo-Paganism. I did research into some of its branches, such as Wicca. Are you a wrestling fan? Not at all. I honestly think it's dumb. What’s the longest movie you’ve ever watched? I want to say Troy? It never felt THAT long to me though because I love it. Have you ever been on a subway? No. Do you think spending a ridiculously large amount of money on one designer item is stupid? It sure as hell isn't for me; I lean towards people can spend their hard-earned money on whatever they want, BUT I do feel that they could still spend their money on more important things. Do you find baths relaxing? No, they gross me out. Do you have any hats? I probably still have the hat Dad got me at a Carolina Hurricanes hockey game somewhere, but idk where. Has any part of your house ever been flooded? Not on the interior, no. Have you ever been interested in learning about murderers or murder cases? Not especially. Is there anyone that you’re worried about right now? Who and why? I'm just about praying Sara's new med for her POTS helps. I think me worrying how Jason is doing after his mother's death is gonna be a permanent fixture in the back of my head... If you won a lot of money, would you donate any of it? To what organization would you donate it? Oh, absolutely. I'd have to do some research first, but the Trevor Project comes to mind immediately, as well as ones that protect wildlife, help the mentally ill, fight cancer... Are you a competitive person? What are you most competitive about? Not really, no. I have my areas where I'm more likely to feel it than others, but it's generally mild. I'm not too sure what I'm most competitive about, but maybe outdoing other hunters in WoW since that's my main class that I've played religiously for years. Have you ever adopted a stray animal? Yes. What do you appreciate most about your parent(s)? The fact they somehow still support me even though I'm like... this. I feel like I should've exhausted their faith by now. Do you believe America should legalize drugs? If you think they should legalize only some drugs, which drugs do you think they should legalize? I only support the legalization of weed. What is your biggest turn-off of a person (besides physically)? Arrogance, probably. Or being aggressive/explosive. What song cover do you like better than the original? "Sound of Silence" by Disturbed, for one. That one's easy. If you could find one long-lost friend of the past, who would it be? Megan. I want her to know I forgive her and miss her friendship. What holiday do you enjoy the most? Christmas. (: Were you born in the state you live in? Yep. Have you ever lived in a house that has been broken into? No, but almost. Who do you know that watches the most sports? Probably my dad? Idk. Do you like South Park? Not really. Are you good at bowling? No. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Three minutes is nothin' lmao. Have you ever gone snorkeling or scuba diving? If yes, what’s the coolest thing you’ve seen? No, but I'd love to. What’s your favorite filling in chocolates? Caramel. What do you remember from sex ed class when you were younger? Abstinence was the only option. Heteronormativity. What’s the first instrument you ever played? Ha, a recorder back in elementary school. Have you ever had a friend break up with a bf/gf for you? Essentially. We didn't date, but that's why he broke up with her, because he wanted me instead. Do you see a bright light at the end of your tunnel? I don't like thinking about this. I can only hope there is, but I doubt it a lot. Have you ever waited in line overnight for something? No. Is there such a thing as being too rich or too poor? "Too poor" is very obviously a thing??? "Too rich" is more complicated to me, as I can see both sides to it. Like it's your hard-earned money, but at the same time, is it really necessary at a certain point? Like start donating regularly or something. Do something good. Do you think having an expensive phone is a good investment? Depends on how expensive, I suppose, and what you use it for. What’s your largest bill? Electric, gas, phone, etc. I don't have any of my own bills. It's embarrassing by this age. Do you like your job? I'd like to even have a job... What is your favorite song and why? "False Flags" by Massive Attack, because it's so poetically haunting in its message of how fucked up politics are. Its monotonous tone also adds another layer of sadness to it, like a reminder of how "normal" and bland and unsurprising everything is, no matter how horrible... I could honestly probably write an essay on how I interpret the song, especially if you add in the incredible symbolism of such a simplistic music video. Are you introverted or extroverted? I am very introverted. If you’re married and your spouse cheated on you, would you forgive them? Nope, byeeeee~ Who knows the real you the most? Sara, really. How old is the oldest person you’ve had sexual relations with? He'd be 27 now. Have you been upset the past few days? My PTSD has been kinda vicious the past couple days, especially today. Then earlier at my nephew's b-day party I had to nearly bite my fucking tongue off with that family's political bullshit. My anger really flared up a few times hearing despicable shit, but I think I concealed it fine by just not saying a word. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever thought of doing for a job? Nothing "crazy," really... Who was your first celebrity crush? Jesse McCartney had my young heart, ha ha. When did you last see or speak to someone you dislike? Why do you dislike this person? Today, at my nephew's aforementioned b-day party. I in specific don't like my sister's husband because he's sexist, racist, homophobic, bigoted... I could go on and on. We don't just have "different opinions," we have different morals entirely. When you listen to music, do you generally sing along, or just listen? I almost always just listen. I don't sing a lot. Can you remember the last time you felt emotional? What was the reason? Today. PTSD is a bitch. What if you were told that your life has to stay exactly as it is right now, and nothing will ever change? How would you feel about that? Quite honestly, I don't think I would want to live anymore. Have you ever been to the hospital for something really serious? I'd consider an OD on cold medicine to be serious, but then again, I experienced almost no effects from it. Idk if I just got fluids fast enough or what, but whatever it was, I'm thankful for. Are you excited for winter? UGGGHHHH BRING IT ONNNNNNN. Have you ever had a moment with someone you like that seemed like a movie moment? Many. What are you listening to right now? "Down In The Park" by Marilyn Manson. What’s your favourite flavour of iced tea? Tea is gross. Have you ever been to a casino? If so, which one(s)? No. Have you ever visited a sex shop? I haven't. Have you ever ridden a bicycle through a busy city? NOOOOOOOO. I could never do that. What’s your favourite place to get pizza? Literally Domino's, lmao. I am so basic. Do you have a lock number or pattern for your phone? No. There sure isn't anything important on it. What’s the most number of people you’ve ever lived with? Five.

[lotusglass]

So about the ships, is it okay if I ask about headcanons about the ships and how they got together? Thank you!! The ocs are really intresting and I love the ships so I’m very intrigued lolol

 Absolutely! I live for questions like this <333 this is very long so I’ll be putting it under read more. Small warning: a little spicy in some parts ouo;;; and I do apologize if they seem out of character

Leona and Anyu 

They met during a maglift(magical shift? please correct me if I’m wrong;;) practice match, NRC against DCA(Belongs to Phoenix-Manga/phnxart!).  One of the Savanaclaw students on Leona’s team were cheating and Anyu was REALLY not having it;; so of course he confronted him about it, but afterwards it kept happening and then everything went uh...downhill;;;

Since then they became rivals and Anyu swore that she’d beat him in maglift fair and square! The again, she managed to beat him a few times when they spar?? //sigh this girl asks for too much;;;

Though, she can’t help but appeal to his cunning and arrogant behavior, but does her best to deny it when someone brings it up. Like yeah, she thinks he’s cute, but he’s mean!

no chance, no way, I won’t say I’m in love

Even if they’re not dating, they bicker a lot and argue A LOT, but they still care about each other nonetheless, it’s a matter of patience and loyalty mostly patience though

Considering how witty they both are, they subconsciously flirt each other whether it’s one the mag lift field or in their respective dorms, they always have something to say to each other. Even Ruggie can feel the tension before calling them out on it.

Anyu likes to run her hands through his hair when they cuddle, or rather whenever Leona drags her away from studying to go AND cuddle. 

Like a lot people, he calls her herbivore, but also princess while Anyu calls him a fur bag or kitty~ 

He carries her like a fucking potato sack, it makes Anyu Angry, but Leona still does it to push her buttons. 

There’s a decent amount of PDA, but behind closed doors, it’s more...ravenous ouo;;; just don’t be surprised if Leona has hickeys on him or anything 

They playfight A LOT especially after a fight and Anyu is always the one starting it

neither of them know this but their older siblings are already planning their arranged marriage due to politics 

Overall, it’s push and pull between these two!

Azul and Pearl

Ah yes Ursula and Ariel 

Pearl was actually childhood friends with Jade and Floyd so when they visited each other in their first year, she was introduced to Azul.

At first she was pretty neutral about him, but after she heard about his contracts, she had to distance herself a bit, but still remained good friends!

Out of kindness, she dotes on him lot, but Azul’s expecting something out of it, and Pearl always gets upset whenever he asks her

Although she does her best to be more understanding oh him, and ever since his overblot, she’s more doting and more open with him.

Their love is playful, tender, and surprisingly conniving! Being that Pearl is a matchmaker, she likes to ask her octo-baby for some help in pairing couples(aka getting Floyd and Jade to intervene), but in exchange she has to help him out as well whether it’s finding gems to see or sing at the mostro lounge. It’s an equal share between the two!

She lets Azul pull out scams and sometimes gets involved with them, although she pretends that she doesn’t know what’s going on when really, she KNOWS what’s going on, girl wants to make Azul look like an idiot for scamming her one time!

Pearl loves ballroom dancing and sometimes she would get Azul to dance with her, even though he tends to trip on his feet a lot hahaaaa!

They like to make inside jokes and they flirt with each other, although Pearl has a bad habit of getting too friendly with her male clients, which leads Azul having to lecture her about personal space. If it’s the male clients getting too friendly, it’s a whole different story, a scary one actually;;;

Azul tried to kiss her once in the VIP room, but alas Floyd and Jade ALWAYS cockblock him which then leads to Azul lecturing them, and Pearl scolding him for being rude to the twins. he just a kiss from his gf that’s all he asks

shalalala my oh my it’s like the boy’s too shy he’s gonna kiss the girl

Pearl knows what it’s like to be ostracized and bullied. Every so often, she pampers Azul after a hard days work and when he’s upset, she’s very patient and listens to his woe constantly, even if he doesn’t say anything, she’s there

Trey and Clarice

Met during a visit from NRC! Clarice was in the middle of sewing up her gowns on a mannequin and Trey and Cater walked in on her. Trey and her talk a lot about their crafts and of course Cater was just there to take pictures of it, not that Clarice didn’t mind!

Literally husband and wife  

Trey is the kind of guy who’s an ideal boyfriend, constantly helping her with designs and encourages her. While Clarice helps him in the kitchen and whatnot!

But most importantly. she pulls him back from overworking, being vice dorm leader is never easy. Of course she’s no better, Trey can tell when Clarice hasn’t had enough sleep, or when he fingers are sore. Thus, Trey would have to pry her hands off the sewing machine and into a comfy chair

They play around in the kitchen a lot! She purposely puts icing on his face and he chases her around for it. There was also an incident where they played around too roughly and Clarice knocked a bag of flour onto the floor. Needless to say, Riddle was NOT happy when he saw the whole mess

They tend to feed each other sometimes and go as far doing the pocky game. Of course Ace ruins the moment by telling them to get a ROOM.

PDA? They always have their hands somewhere on each other, Trey’s arm over her shoulder, and Clarice’s hand on the small of his back hood boy

Kingsley and Riddle

Kingsley met Riddle when he was a wee first year! He always so obedient and being the dick the Kingsley was, he REALLY tried to influence him. However, Riddle was stronger than that and didn’t buy into his shenanigans like the good boy he is!

Before I go on, I headcanon that Riddle is bisexual or pansexual.

As mentioned, Kinglsey does flirt a lot with Riddle, and it goes as far as calling him pet names and compliments. 

The result it either Riddle storming off with rosy cheeks, or “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD”.

He does care about Riddle’s well-being and has to remind him to take breaks. When there’s a fight going on and Riddle is too busy, he takes care of it for him. He treats his queen like no other.

If they were dating, I’d say he’s one for PDA and will deliberately fluster him in front of other people

Promised himself to tone down his playboy attitude for the sake of his beloved. The last thing he wants to upset Riddle.

They tend hedgehogs and paint teacups together, sometimes have private tea time when they get the chance!

Kingsley is also very much down to punch the daylights out of anyone who dares to hurt his Riddle, not on his watch!

Jamil and Elena

I feel they met during the school festival at DCA. She’s part of cultural dance club and happened to be performing with her dorm leader. Kalim and Jamil were both intrigued and after the performance they managed to talk to her

Elena knows when Jamil is pulling back and she LOATHES that, so often times she pushes Jamil to the point where he’s really showing his bets efforts and only then would Elena be satisfied.

Elena may be a tough girl and rougher than most, but she can be just caring as the next. She would always check on Jamil after he takes acre of Kalim, he works so hard has no acknowledged this??

They have this habit of dancing together during the more quiet hours of the dorm, whether it’s in Scarabia or Magiaoasis(Phoenix-manga/phnxart), they’re moving together. However, Kalim tends them about it, so before they do anything like that, they have to make sure the coast is all clear.

If it’s not Kalim, then Elena is always the first to taste his cooking. Also she’s a horrible cook so sometimes Jamil would help her out, even if it gets a little frustrating

PDA? It’s more private, they only hold hands or Jamil has an arm around her, nothing more or less. But in private? You can bet that Elena is showering him with lovebites and hickeys. Occasional praises, but nothing too far from it. Unless Jamil says, well you know how it goes 👀

The tension between those time is thick enough to cut through. Even if they walk past each other in the halls, their eyes says it all when they gaze at each other.

[nataliedanovelist]

GF - Pranks

Summary: Dipper and Mabel got their fun-loving personalities from someone, and that someone got his fun-loving personality from someone else.

Author’s Note: Hey guys! Oh, boyohboyohboyohboyohBOY! I love this little fic and I’m so happy to post it here for you guys! Of course, this is heavily referencing F.R.I.E.N.D.S., specifically S7E16 "The One with the Truth About London", but I had this idea for a long time and am happy to finally throw it out into the world. I hope you guys like it! (and yes I gave I and jumped on the bandwagon on a certain headcanon)

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Stanford drummed his six fingers on the arm of the old plaid couch impatiently. While he sat on the right side of the couch, his four-year-old nephew sat on the left side, his little legs just barely passing the edge of the seat and his face just as bored and impatient as the college graduate’s.

Sherman’s son, Alex, had been born in the Fall of Stanford and Stanley’s senior year of high school. While the baby seemed to cry every time Stanford held him, Stanford painfully reminded himself that his twin had always been good with kids and would have probably handled this situation much better. Shermie and his wife both worked, and while their son was in preschool it worked out so that a parent was home when Alex was home, but now that summer was here, the boy was often sent to day-long visits with his grandparents. Ma loved having her grandson over, dotting on him, giving him plenty of snacks and playing games or watching TV with him, but the Pines family was out of groceries and so rather than take the four-year-old with her, Ma left Alex with Stanford. Stanford didn’t have a boiling hatred for children and he loved his nephew greatly, but he was socially awkward with kids and had no idea how to interact with them. Stanford glanced down at the boy and found his eyes glossy as he daydreamed. Stanford sighed quietly to himself. Part of the job description of an uncle was to always entertain his nieces and nephews. He had a chance to be the fun yet responsible adult. Once again Stanford was painfully reminded that Stanley had been amazing with their nephew and could keep him entertained with a shoe string if needed. Stanford was tempted to think of what Stanley would do if he was here, but that was out of the question, so instead he asked himself what would he do with anyone who was exceedingly bored. He would talk to them. Stanford cleared his throat. “So, um, Alex, are you excited that school is over?” He shrugged, still looking dead ahead. “It’s been kinda boring.” Stanford couldn’t argue with that. “Yes, I suppose so.” “Yeah, in school I pwayed with the other kids, but now there’s no kids t’pway with.” Stanford’s first question was why not play with his siblings, but then he was reminded of the struggles young only-children had. “Ah, I see. And you don’t have any brothers or sisters to play with, huh?” Stanford asked, and Alex shook his head. “Well, that’s probably for the best. You know, your father was your age when… when I came along, and all he did was complain about it.” Alex smiled and turned in his seat to look at his uncle a little bit better. “Really, why?” He asked with a smile, enjoying a little bit of gossip about his dad. Stanford smiled and said, “Well, I think a large amount of it was because we were nothing but trouble. As siblings will, we just tortured each other.” Stanford chuckled to himself as he could remember hiding in Sherman’s closet with Stanley, waiting to scare him with a clown-mask and a goblin-mask. “How’d you do that?” Alex asked. Stanford turned to properly face his nephew and he gave it some thought. “Well, there was a month-long period where your uncle repeated everything your father said. We would also hide and scare each other randomly. Oh! Once I switched the sugar for salt so Shermie put salt on his cereal.” Alex giggled and said, “That’s funny.” Stanford, encouraged, grinned. “Really? Uh... oh! This is a good one!” He rummaged through his pants-pockets for a quarter and in between the couch-cushions for a pencil. “You… you take a quarter, and use a pencil to blacken the edge… like this… and then you say to someone, ‘I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face’ and then when they do it, they will have a black line running right down the center of their face!” Alex laughed and asked, “Can I do it to you?” Stanford laughed, fullheartedly laughed, and said, “No, sorry, you will have to try it on someone else.” ~~~~~~~~~~ By the time Ma came back and had to take Alex home, he was actually sad to say goodbye to Fun Uncle Stanford and gave him a tight hug. Stanford was glad no one was home to see him smile like an idiot for an hour straight. The next day Ma was on the phone with a client and Pa was downstairs in the shop, so Stanford was sitting in the living room alone, reading a book, when the back door opened and closed. Stanford craned his neck to see the hallway behind him and he saw Sherman come into view, stern-looking with a black line down the center of his face. Stanford bit his lip. “We need to talk.” Sherman growled, resembling their father for a moment despite looking more like Ma with his narrower face and “beanpole” structure. “Uh, sure.” Stanford closed his book and stood up as his brother entered the room. “So,” Sherman crossed his arms over his chest. Stanford noticed his left foot was tapping on the floor rhythmically. That was not a good sign. “Alex learned a little trick from you.” Stanford smiled and pocketed his polydactyl hands in the pocket of his pants. “Right, the old…” “That’s right, my son put saran wrap over the toilet seat so that the pee goes everywhere!” Sherman snapped. Stanford actually had to cover his mouth with a hand to keep from snorting. He cleared his throat and croaked, “I’m really sorry about that.” “Really, Ford, I’d expect this kinda thing from Stan,” Sherman scolded and uncrossed his arms. “But you know how I feel about pranks! They’re stupid, they’re mean, and I don’t want my son doing that sort of thing!” “Oh, come now, Shermie,” Stanford eased, thinking his anger was a little too much for something so harmless. “Clear plastic wrap on the toilet, don’t you think that’s only a little bit funny?” “I was barefoot.” Stanford accidentally let a quick bark of a laugh escape his mouth before holding his breath. “Now, please Ford, tell me the toilet-prank was the only one you taught him, right?” Sherman asked. Stanford darted his eyes to the line on his brother’s face and debated on telling him, but it was just too easy to let it go. A nice little last-prank before going to Alex and talking to him about this. “Uh, y-yes. Absolutely.” Maybe it was because he was so used to all of the lying to come from Stanley, but Sherman actually believed Stanford and nodded and patted his shoulder. “Thanks. Sorry to leave in such a hurry, but I have a meeting I have to be in very soon.” Stanford suddenly regretted not telling Sherman about his black line and tried to stop him to tell him, but he was already gone and Stanford made no further attempt to tell him. He did, however, go to New York City to talk to his nephew. While he enjoyed being Fun Uncle Stanford, as Alex called him yesterday, he had sworn to himself when his nephew was born that he would be the responsible uncle (mostly since he knew he couldn’t count on his twin to be responsible for anyone or anything), and Stanford intended to keep that promise. So he took a subway to New York City and walked to the apartment building his older brother lived in, knowing that since Alex wasn’t with his grandparents he was at home with his mother. When Stanford knocked, Sherman’s wife, Daisy, opened the door and smiled. “Hi, Ford!” The dirty-blonde haired woman greeted and let the young man inside the very tidy apartment, a total opposite to the Pines’ flat above the pawn shop. “Shermie’s not here right now.” “Oh, I know, Daisy, I just… erm, thought I would pay a visit.” “Oh alright, would you like some coffee? I was about to make myself some.” Daisy offered as she walked into the kitchen, which was its own room unlike the Pines’ home that had one big room for a living room, kitchen, and dining room. “That would be great, thank you.” Stanford let her go and called as he sat in one of the matching armchairs in the living room. “So, where is Alex?” He jumped out of his chair when his nephew scared him from behind the chair and Stanford had to bite his lip to keep from yelling or swearing. He smiled and called back to Daisy, “Nevermind, I found him.” “Hi, Uncle Stanford!” “Alex, my boy,” Stanford greeted and sat the four-year-old on the armchair as he crouched to be eye-level. “While I’m very happy to see you, that little prank is exactly why I came to talk to you.” “Ford, do you want some sugar in your coffee?” Daisy called from the kitchen. Stanford opened his mouth to request a little bit of sugar, but then he remembered the whole sugar-and-salt prank he taught Alex and asked the boy, “Do I want sugar in my coffee?” Alex grinned and nodded, but Stanford could see the little lie in his eyes and decided to play it safe. “No, just come creamer would be great, thank you.” Stanford called to his sister-in-law and turned his attention back on his nephew. “Okay, now do you remember all those pranks I taught you yesterday?” “Y’remember all those pranks I taught you yesterday?” Alex repeated with a voice that mocked Stanford’s as he bounced in the armchair with glee. Stanford paused and then shook his head. “No, Alex, listen…” “No, Alex, listen.” “Don’t do that.” “Don’t do that.” “Alex, please, your father doesn’t like pranks.” Stanford tried to explain, but was interrupted. “Alex, please, your father doesn’t like pranks.” Franklin copied. Stanford stood up, his knees aching, and muttered, “Damn it.” Unfortunately, the boy heard that. “Damn it!” He yelled. That made Stanford’s eyes widened with horror and he fell to his knees. “No, no, no! Don’t say that!” He hissed, worried Daisy might have heard her four-year-old son swear. “Damn it!” “No, g-g-go back to repeating!” “Damn it!” “Not that kind of repeating!” “Damn it!” Stanford groaned and stood up to try to think, groaning, “Oh, crap.” “Oh, crap!” Alex cheered, happy to learn so many new words in one minute, meanwhile his uncle was growing pale. Stanford ran a six-fingered hand through his fluffy brown hair as he tried to think of what to do. Stanley might have been worse about swearing like a sailor, but he was much better about censoring himself around kids. One time, when Ma gave the twins the chore of taking the baby for a walk in the stroller, Stanley stumped his toe as they were coming home, and even though the baby was only two-months-old, he manage to yell something that wasn’t necessarily a swear. (Stanley’s eyes had landed on the waffle-sign next to their pawn shop and yelled, “Hot Belgian Waffles!”, a swear that would always remain Stanford’s favorite.) As much as it hurts, Stanford’s mind kept thinking of what his brother would have done. Stanley would have never been bored with Alex in the first place. They would have played football outside to get some fresh air, or he would have shoplifted two popsicles from the ice-cream truck, or he would have colored or played blocks with the four-year-old and claim his scribbles would give Van Gogh a run for his money. If thinking like Stanley would have saved him then, maybe it could save Stanford now. So he thought of what Stanley would have done in this situation. Then an idea came to him and his face lit up. Stanford pulled the coffee table closer to the armchair Alex sat on and had a long discussion with him. As he talked, he kept an ear out for Daisy and by the time he was finished it sounded (and smelled) like the coffee was nearly ready. “And so what have we agreed on?” “No more pranks.” Alex said. “Cross your heart?” Stanford asked and did it first, crossing his heart with his right hand and then holding it up. Alex nodded, crossed his heart, and then held up his hand. Stanford smiled and was about to thank his nephew for being cooperative, but then the boy got an idea and clapped his hand against his uncle’s. “High…” Alex then gasped, and got an even better idea. “High-six!” He cheered, missing the look on Stanford’s face. He was shaken to have someone give him a “high-six”. Alex was too little for Stanley to have taught him that (their nephew was only six-months-old that spring evening Stanley left home); that was something Alex came up on his own. He was a creative, sweet, go-with-the-flow child, one of the few people who never questioned or mocked Stanford for his extra fingers. To him, that’s just the way his Uncle Stanford was and he not only accepted it but loved it. Stanford was broken from his trance when his nephew held out his hand for something and even cleared his throat. “Oh, right!” Stanford reached into his pocket and pulled a five dollar bill out from his wallet and gave it to Alex, his fee for promising not to pull any more pranks. Alex grinned, took the money, and ran off with it. Stanford rolled his eyes and pocketed his wallet and stood up to join Daisy in the kitchen. Just then Sherman came home and was surprised to find his little brother in his living room. He still had the black line down his face. “Ford, what brings you here?” “I just came by to talk to Alex, that’s all.” Stanford said with a shrug and pocketed his hands in his pockets. Sherman gave him a deadly glare. “I swear, if you taught him any more…” “No, no, I actually had a talk with him and he promised not to pull pranks.” Stanford sighed and put a hand up to stop his brothers scolding. “Oh,” Sherman said and smiled. “Well, thank you.” “You’re welcome.” Stanford pocketed his exposed hand and added, “But just so you know, it was nice to be known as ‘Fun Uncle Stanford’ for a day.” He bit his tongue to keep from going on, but if Sherman didn’t know any better he would say Stanford was going to tell him how much he loved being known as fun to Alex. Sherman sighed, realizing that he may have taken this whole pranking-thing too seriously, and said slowly, “Look, Ford, I’m glad you two were bonding and having fun, I just…” “No, Shermie, it’s alright.” Stanford waved his brother’s explanation away. “He’s your son and you have more than a say in what he learns and doesn’t learn. All I’m going to remind you is that he is an only child. Somebody will have to teach him those kind of things so he doesn’t get creamed by the other kids. And, in retrospect, it’s not like I taught him anything an average four-year-old doesn’t either know or have thought of on his own.” “Damn it!” Stanford quickly looked at his watch and said as he left, “Oh, Moses, look at the time!” Sherman was rigid, it digesting that his brother quite possibly taught Alex a swear, and his temper snapped when Daisy walked in, saw her husband’s face, and asked, “Where did you get that big black line down the center of your face?” “STANFORD FILBRICK PINES!” Sherman yelled as he ran out the door to teach his little brother a lesson Pines-boxing-style. ~~~~~~~~~~ A few weeks later, only two weeks before Stanford was moving to Oregon for his new job, Sherman brought Alex into the pawn shop so Sherman could leave quicker through the front entrance, fully aware that Stanford was the only one home at the moment. “Again, I’m sorry to put you on the spot like this, but there is an issue down at the bank I have to take care of, and a certain someone asked for his Fun Uncle Stanford.” Stanford grinned and looked down at the boy who was holding his six-fingered hand and bouncing on the spot. “Oh, well we have fun together, don’t we Alex?” Alex, grinning ear-to-ear, nodded wildly. “Okay, I’ll be back at six.” Sherman said, patted Stanford’s shoulder, and turned to leave, but the younger brother laughed and shook his head. “No, wait, I’m sorry, my boy, I can’t let him go.” Stanford said to Alex, who pouted a little, making his bottom lip stick out. “Wait, what?” Sherman stood still as Stanford removed a piece of paper that read “poop” that had been tapped to Sherman’s back. “That’s fantastic.” He said sarcastically and scowled at his son. “What did we just finished talking about, Alex?” “What did we just finished talking about, Alex?” The boy mocked. “Alex,” Stanford said warningly, but Sherman cut him off. “That is it.” He growled and darted for his son, who let go of Stanford’s hand and ran around the shop, free to do so without the scolding of his Grandpa to not break anything. “Alex! Come here, little mister! You are in BIG trouble!” “Oh, come on!” Stanford called as Sherman chased Alex up the stairwell leading to the flat above the shop. “Shermie! Wait a minute!” Sherman and Alex disappeared into the hallway of nothing but stairs, and the next thing Stanford knew he heard yells and saw a big body fall down into the shop. Stanford yelled and jumped, holding his hair and freaking out for his brother’s safety, only to find that it was a dummy and Sherman and Alex were laughing in the middle of the stairs. Stanford glared daggers at them, but he decided he could let the prank go when he saw the way Alex was laughing and smiling and how he high-fived his father. ~~~~~~~~~~ Alex read his newspaper while his children ate their cereal with smug looks on their faces. Their mother had just entered the kitchen and was pouring herself some coffee. She was too sleepy to notice how odd it was that talkative-Mabel was silent and that Dipper was watching her so intensively instead of reading his book. Kristen grabbed the nearly-full coffee pot and a mug, poured herself some hot caffeinated drink, added sugar and powdered creamer, and gingerly took a sip as she leaned against the counter. As soon as the drink landed on her tongue she hurried to the sink and spat it out. “Ack! What the… Al!” Alex laughed with his kids as he put his paper down. Mabel even pounded her little fist on the table as she laughed at her mother’s reaction. Kristen tried to scowl scaringly, but it was hard when her whole family was so happy. “Very clever.” She said and got down the bag of sugar to fix herself a new cup of coffee. “That’s a good one.” “Yeah, Daddy!” The five-year-old girl cheered before popping a spoonful of cereal with milk into her mouth. “Where’d y’learn that stuff?” “My Uncle Stanford taught me when I was about your age.” Alex answered. He ignored the fact that he hadn’t seen the man who taught him that in years but saw his twin at a funeral and when Dipper and Mabel were born. “We have an Uncle Stanford?!” Mabel gasped happily. “Well, he’s my uncle, so that would make him your great-uncle.” Alex chuckled. “That’s even better! A greater uncle!” “He sounds like a lot of fun.” Dipper said. “When are we gonna see him?” Alex shrugged. Traditionally, he took his little family to his parents’ house for Thanksgiving and Grandma Pines would fly down to California for Hanukkah, but she was getting older and it was harder for her to travel. Stanford would answer any call he got from his nephew cheerful enough, but he had made no effort to see any family except when Alex invited him to that hospital in California, knowing he needed to be there more than anybody. Alex was “insightful” as his mother called it, and so he knew a good amount of what was going on and also knew how to leave what wasn’t his business alone but also help his family member. “Maybe I should call him and we can go up and visit him for the holidays. He lives up north and if we’re lucky we might get some snow.” Mabel gasped even bigger and louder. “SNOW! I wanna go see Uncle Stanford! I wanna go see Uncle Stanford!” “Alright, alright, Maple Leaf.” Alex said and ruffled her hair. “We’ll see what happens.”

[9noryn]

New answers!!

From questions asked in the ask-the-incuwives channel in the Seduce Me Discord Server!

From abil:  if your husbands had to stay in the abyssal plains after the events of the war, how would you feel? would you be okay with it?

Noryn would pack up and move with him lmao she's not attached to places, more so people so; of course there has to be a lot of talking and planning together, but she's pretty down to continue making things work from the plains side. She wouldn't have to worry about being found by Angels and get obliterated, big plus. She'd miss her sigil witch brother and her friends in the human world though; but she'll easily think about video calls and gaming and visits. The big make or break would be whether she can get hooked up with high speed internet in the abyssal plains

wait i just realized... the abyssal plains doesn't have internet yet

noryn's not gonna like this one bit; neither would matthew 

two gamers, in a dimension without games

((first order of business is to invent internet and get connected to human world, the first demon world hacker))

Bonus:

Midnight: Noryn starting up a tiktok channel for tiktoks in the Abyssal Plains that only the incubi and the wives see LOL

Midnight: no, she vlogs

Zio: hey demons its ya boi

More under the break!

From tkdigiboy: how would you react if one of the boy's ex-bf/gf or 'playmates'(sex for energy) came to visit or hang. would you let your husband do a one time fling for energy?

noryn's been friends with her exes, and their exes; so as long as things are chill, it's just like meeting anyone else from someone's social circle. it only gets weird if it's like... this person distracts matthew away from noryn a lot or otherwise gets in between her interactions with him

e_e they don't even have to be past lovers, anyone that does that will get on noryn's nerves and make her go on a jealous gifting spree, where in a fit of jealous frustration she buys a bunch of very thoughtful gifts for matthew to give to him later

regarding the one-time fling: emergency sure; but like, consent and all is one time and case specific

like if matthew is blowing up noryn's phone like "iM dY INNg OF SEX STarVaTION AND yOu'RE IN THE HUMAN WORLD" she'd be like ? ?? ? bE SAfe FIRST AND WE CAN TALK LATER

From Kantah: ooh what are the wives' hobbies? :0

Noryn hobbies: being an internet gremlin; tea brewing, drink mixing, bartending/barista; dabbling in potion making

From tkdigiboy: To noryn/zio: how well do you get along with simon and his wife?

pretty well!! though she thinks of simon and simone as mika's pets so whenever she visits mika she likes to try to befriend them and get matthew to play with him :>  simon's a lot less of a rascal when noryn can give him the attention he seeks

From Diva:  how long does it take Noryn to find out Divana’s favorite bubble tea since she cant magically know like usual [cause she’s a collective ton of different personalities]

Diva: Zio wait how long does it take for Noryn to figure out Divana's fav bubble tea after she god damn blue screens

Noryn: -sits there with window xp error noises going off in her brain-

Divana: I think this one died

Zio: poor baby; noryn would probably just blindfold herself and randomly mix ingredients and hope for the best. serving a chaos demon aint easy

Diva: Especially when Noryn Knows Alot of Things™️

From dari_baguls:  Idk if this is more for Zio or Noryn buuuut do you really have the cat stalkings Noryn wears in the game? I cried when I saw Noryn cause I also have the same stalkings and also (at the time) had short hair TvT just wanna know for research purposes

i do have them irl! Her outfit is based off of what i wore when the game was being made

She’d look like this in present day

Gotta refresh noryn’s design cause it’s very undergrad student vs her now working bartending professional :9

From Diva:  Oh no Noryn and Divana in the same room fucking around with potions

Zio: POTIONS POTIONS POTIONS in carrie's kitchen no less

Diva: Many things went wrong that day

Diva: M a n y

Zio:

Noryn: "can i come over to make sum poshuns" 

Carrie: "Of course,you dork"

Noryn: "Also Divana will help" 

Carrie:

Diva: 

Read at 3:45 pm

Zio: 

Noryn: "henlo? carrie u ther"

From tkdigiboy: Question to zio and kary: how do you 2 handle your husbands when their doing their usual routine towards eachother

Karygurl: Start making bets, make popcorn :D

Zio: when sam and matthew bicker; noryn stands aside and lets them get through their system if it's between them specifically; otherwise she's a participant in the bickering LOL they're a lot like rascally friends, and noryn is also a shit starter 

Zio: i headcanon that iri or twila like to occasionally stir the pot, like drop a small [controversial hot take] and watch the boys mcfreakin lose it

sam, matthew and noryn are all competitive casual gamers shit's going down there's no allegiances

From ☁bunny☁: jumpin in here: for all of the incuwives creators, especially zio n kary, how do you guys feel about people writing about ur ocs in their own stories? or drawing them? im writing my own interpretation of the story with my self insert and i love carrie and noryn dearly and would love to include them (and the other incuwives) but id only wanna do it if its cool with their creators first !

Karygurl: I mean please do!! I bookmark and save EVERYTHING that has even a tiny whiff of Carrie in it, I'm honored anyone would want to include her in anything ever

Zio: im flattered if your inspired to write in or draw my characters!! let me know if you want to collab too

Zio: do it do it; shout outs and cameos give me life

Karygurl: SAME Zio

Zio: plus if there's no story conflict, im down to adopt new dynamics/lore/etc from what people create

From Mari: What kind of things would you do to make your husband laugh?

To laugh? noryn would be an utter fool lmao and tell him an embarrassing story about herself (she's had a whopping 9 lives worth, there's no end to headass decisions and shenanigans when it comes to her); something like 

Noryn: "Babe have you seen our dog" 

Matthew, pouty but still hanging in there: "Huh? She's in the other room, right?" 

Noryn: "Now watch this. Bijo, cuddle attack!!" 

Distant pitpattering on the tile gets closer until Bijo, the apron wearing shibe, gets ready to jump with a soft woof

Bijo full-body slams into noryn

oh my god, noryn would do unintentional slapstick when trying to show matthew some new trick or skill

tkdigiboy to zio: pet peeve with matthew

probably him being a touch too open-minded and overly generous with his time to the point that he wears himself super super thin and tired. he's kind of that extreme of being too self-sacrificing? 

Noryn reminds him that he doesn't owe everyone he comes in contact with that kind of life-changing attention and focus, especially if those people take advantage of his kindness.

Noryn is very much "i have limited time and energy in this one body, I focus on saving the one person I can" whereas Matthew is the "I want to brighten everyone's day, and give them what I didn't have or give them something only I can provide"

While they have similar tastes and interests, their perspectives help the other grow into a healthier, better person.

[lesbianstufful]

i may know next to nothing abt it but PLEASE do dead by daylight

OHOSHFGOGHDOHOH

my favorite female character:

claudette!! i love literally all of the girls but ive had a soft spot for her since the game first came out & she's still my main. seeing an autistic character not only be confirmed but treated with respect (especially in the horror genre which is notoriously cruel to neurodivergence) makes me so happy. she reminds me of myself and like. idk that's something i almost never see in scary content. it's treated like a strength not a weakness & it's pleasant y'know?

anna/the huntress is my favorite female killer. hngh big lady sexee throw th axe.

my favorite male character:

THIS IS REALLY HARD immm gonna say jeff bc i adore scary-looking gentle giant characters & his backstory and personality feel so genuine. like bro that's a guy i want to be friends with. david k pulls a really close second but it's a tough choice they're all good (ace is on thin ice)

herman/the doctor is probs my fave male killer and i don't have a good reason lmao i like his laughing. philip's cool too

my favorite book/season/etc:

i refuse to answer this question the correct way. my favorite realm is probably mother's dwelling in the red forest bc rain & fog sexy, and as a cowardly survivor main it's really easy to hide. the attention to detail in the house itself is great. the game is the worst map, no i didn't get lost 20 times shut up

my favorite ship:

hgsfdjfyk i think dwight + david and/or quentin is cute! i have a lot of friendship opinions but not a whole lot of romantic ones? wait hold on ill make one. jane + zarina producer gfs. hell yes.

a character id die defending:

LISA WAS JUST A LITTLE KID LIKE BRO THAT'S A BABY her story is one of the most tragic to me like until rin all of the killers were definitely adults & were mostly responsible for their own downfall but it was lisa's determination to survive that ended up corrupting her

a character i just can't sympathize with:

evan "union buster" macmillan and his stupid overalls can swallow my ass. you are not jason you will never be jason.

a character i grew to love:

i didn't really care about the nurse at first but she's cool as hell & has some of the best cosmetics. i blame it on me starting to play on console, where she's notoriously hard to play effectively

my anti otp:

quentin + freddy makes me want to rip my eyeballs out

[pastelbatfandoms]

Get to know My OC-Suzie Q

Get to know my character

Doing this for My OC Suzanna, of The Walking Dead. 

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded? I picked Suzanna (spelled with a z because I thought it looked cool) because I liked that Negan would call her Suzie Q. 

02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness? Sex lbr,Sue isn’t above being seduced,or doing the seducing either. But only around Merle,Negan or The Governor,who can easily get her to do what they want and they know this. 

03. Something they like about themselves? Her Strength and resilience. 

04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical)   I’ll start with her first boyfriend Merle Dixon,who she had been with since before the turn. 

Mentally: Would have to be Merle’s humor (crude or not),how he flirts (with her anyway),his cockiness,How protective he is and how unpredictable. 

Physically: I mean Merle may not be everyone’s cup of tea (or bottle of whisky) but with those baby blue eyes,that mischievous grin,those arms and that swagger,he sure is Sue’s. Oh did I forget to mention she has an older man kink? ;) 

Next would be Suzanna’s other lover,who she met in Woodbury,of course I mean Philip Blake aka The Governor.

 Mentally: Suzanna was attracted to his intelligence,his quiet confidence,leadership qualities and that mysterious aura he seemed to have around him. 

Physically: That smile,those eyes,his body isn’t half bad either,but it’s his charm and darkness that really attracts her. 

Now onto her current lover Negan,leader of The Saviors. How she met him is a tad more complicated...

Mentally: Suzie loves his confidence,humor,and leadership skills,as well as his growth as a person. To her Negan is almost like Merle and Philip rolled into one.

Physically: I mean Negan is hot,anyone can see that! Especially when he first showed up,those Daddy good looks coupled with that swagger and dangerous smirk. Yeah Suzie definitely fell for him,even when she tried not too.  

05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type? Definitely Confident. Though she didn’t have much experience until she met Merle.

06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying? lol it’s the zombie apocalypse,what hobbies? Sue’s men are pretty open to whatever she likes,especially Negan since she met him after the turn where pretty much anything goes. 

07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)? No though she tends to steal some of Negan’s phrases like ‘Easy Peasy’ 

08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it?  Um the fact that she has no self control lol maybe because of the fact that she grew up in a religious household. Her weakness for the bad boys,or worse. 

09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday? NOT Summer or Winter since they’ve almost died during both. Maybe Autumn or Spring. Holiday,what’s that? They don’t even know what YEAR it is now let alone day. 

10. Is your character more feminine or masculine? A mixture of both.

11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage? Well her bloodlust kinda kicked in after being with Negan,besides that probably being pushed by one of Negan’s Wives and having her loyalty questioned. 

12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up? Her Survival instincts & fighting skills,give those up and she might as well be Walker food.

13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker? She’s a light sleeper anymore and has a hard time sleeping on her own. 

14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates? Suzie was adopted by Hershal as a young Teen,after the zombie apocalypse happened she got separated from her family and traveled with The Dixon’s where they found a camp,she got separated after reuniting with her family,where she met Michonne,they traveled together until Woodbury where she found Merle again. After that whole thing with The Governor and Rick’s group,Sue went into hiding,until she found out she was pregnant and went to find Rick,Daryl and the rest. They traveled together and finally settled in Alexandria,until The Saviors came and after much bloodshed and fighting,Sue joined them,becoming Negan’s wife.

15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear. Not really,though her and Philip did not end on good terms and she really cannot stand Simon. 

16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like? lol Definitely more of The Athletic type now.  She was super girly when Merle first met her. 

17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children? Technically she is married to Negan and she has two children. 

18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode? She really doesn’t care as long as her family is with her.

19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily? She tended to avoid them as a Teen,letting her BFF take the lead,but now yeah she can be pretty hot headed and the only time she caves in is when it’s one of her men. 

20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures? Dogs all the way.

21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear? Losing her children,like she lost her family and Merle.

22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? Other then her hair changing from Blonde to Brown constantly,no.

23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved? Sue didn’t really like school but her parents were strict so she had to maintain straight A’s.

24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like? Personality wise? Since she’s currently with Negan,I’ll just describe him. I’d say to the outside world he’s Smart,A leader,Dangerous,unpredictable,cocky and self assured. To Suzie (and later on when he loses everything) he still is all those things,especially when they first meet,but he’s more open with her,serious and has his morals,he won't hurt or kill children or those that he feels don’t deserve it and he doesn’t rape either,Negan also has deep rooted pain from losing his wife Lucille. 

25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day? I would say losing Merle,Her Father and a sister in Beth still effects her a bit, Also almost dying at the hands of her former lover (Who also killed her Father and Merle) 

26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc? I made A-Z NSFW Headcanons for The Governor and Merle already,I might make one for Negan as well,but their are already really good ones of him out there! 

27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it? Well there really isn’t any law anymore but before the turn it would probably be for doing something stupid with Merle like underage drinking.

28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for? lol idk maybe acting.

29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one? Almost sacrificed her life.

30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like? Not much in the way of tv now,but before she liked watching Zombie and B Horror movies,also going out to parties,and listening to her sister Beth sing,watching Wrestling with Daryl and his GF,her BFF,Carol Lynn,dressing up to go out with Merle,she still likes Decorating,Negan’s pretty much let her decorate there room however she likes.

31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what? Yes she has,mainly Zombies but she has killed people before out of necessity and protection. 

32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do?  As long as she’s with them she doesn’t really care. Her first date with Merle was at a restaurant/Bar,then they went dancing at a club and then back to his place...With The Governor it was sharing drinks out in the garden,though if he had a choice Philip would have taken her out to a nice restaurant. Suzie didn’t really have a conventional first date with Negan but they have their quiet nights alone,candle lit dinners,kinky sex ;) Negan also spoils her with presents every time they go out.

33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go? Her Room...lol seriously though,what alone time? Though sometimes her and the other wives hang out in Eugene’s room,playing video games and drinking if they need an escape.

34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc) Breakfast Foods mainly.

35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go? Not much anymore,though she is afraid of leaving her kids behind.

36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life? No

37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them? Being hit on,especially when she’s taken. Her men flirting with someone else.

38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc? As long as it’s not an extreme weather,she really doesn’t care.

39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct? Well as Negan said when they first met “You are such a badass!” and he’s not wrong. Others may think she’s easily manipulated and maybe she is,at first.

40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others? Not really,she did try and hide her kinkier side with The Governor but Negan pretty much has done away with being ashamed of anything and told her they don’t need to hide that in The Sanctuary. 

41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way? They used to.

42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change? Sometimes she regrets meeting The Governor or siding with Negan over Alexandria but Suzie wouldn’t really change it.

43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self? I think different people see different aspects of her personality and vice versa.

44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character? Her Children or Negan dying.

45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve? A bit of both.

46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover? With Merle,Sue always sat on his lap if he was sitting on a chair or recliner. She does that with Negan too,with The Governor she always kissed his bad eye,if he was having a bad day,just to show him that she still loved him no matter what he looked like..

47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along? Sue used to be shyer but now she’s definitely more outgoing and a leader.

48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious? Again her men flirting with someone else,especially Merle. Negan favoriting another wife over her. 

49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood? She used to have nightmares about finding Merle as a Zombie or of The Governor killing her but they have since dissipated. 

50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say? With Merle it was after their first time and Merle said it first,he was super nervous about it and Sue had to reassure him that she loved him too.

With Philip it was to reassure him that she wasn’t going anywhere,after he lost his eye and turned dark. 

With Negan it was during a particularly rare moment of confindment after he told her about Lucille,he didn’t say it back until a few months later when he was absolutely sure,and when he knew she wouldn’t leave him.

[nocturnal-jeon]

𝚋𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗➛ 𝚜/𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚖𝚊/𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚖𝚊 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔

requested: reaction to their gf having asthma symptoms/an asthma attack please? they already know she has asthma but she hasn't had many attacks in front of them

this is my second time doing this shit because my fucking laptop died and it didn’t save, so it might seem rushed or short. this is so bad i’m so sorry lol

warning: might be triggering to some

Kim Namjoon

Two years. You had been with the love of your life for two years and you couldn’t wait for the years to come. Your first anniversary didn’t consist of much since Namjoon was so busy, but this year, he made sure to have Saturday blocked out for the whole day so he could spend the entire day with you and close off the night with a beautiful dinner at an expensive restaurant.

At first, you and Namjoon spent the entire morning in bed kissing each other, but mainly discussing the future and cute little things you loved about each other. That was until your boss, who you hated with every fiber in your being, called you in to deal with a work emergency. You planned to have this day off in advance, too, but that seemingly didn’t matter to your boss. 

You sat at your desk at work tired, defeated, and ready to go meet your waiting boyfriend at the restaurant, but you weren’t allowed to leave until the work was done. Reluctantly, you finished the work, changed into your dress in the bathroom, and then booked it to the restaurant. 

And when I say booked it, I mean it was as if you were running for your life down the streets of Korea, dodging people left and right and weaving your way through crowds. People gave you the weirdest of looks, but your boyfriend had already been waiting for twenty minutes past the agreed meeting time, and you didn’t want to leave him waiting. Namjoon, however, understood your situation and waited patiently in the restaurant for you. 

Entering the building like a crazy woman, earning more weird stares, you looked around for Namjoon until you spotted a blonde man sitting in the corner of the restaurant. You walked over, smoothing down your hair and straightening out your dress. His head turned at the sound of your heavy breathing. “Hey, I’m so sorry I’m late,” you said as you sat down across from him, breathing hard. You grabbed the water in front of you and began to chug it. 

“Wait wait, slow down, you’re going to throw up. Here, take this,” Namjoon said as he pulled your inhaler out of his pocket. After inhaling the medicine, Namjoon watched you with careful eyes. “Did you run all the way here?” he asked. You nodded. “Babe, it’s fine. I don’t want you harming yourself,” he explained, reaching across the table and holding your hands. You gave a sad smile. “Happy anniversary, baby,” he said with a smile, leaning across the table to place a sweet kiss on your unexpecting lips. “Happy anniversary.” 

Kim Seokjin

You were on a new health kick. Well, it was your new year’s resolution and you wanted to beat all of your friends and stick to yours the longest. At first, Jin was skeptical of all of the changes you wanted to make to your lifestyle, but he soon became one of your biggest supporters. He would constantly look up healthy recipes and make sure you were eating well. 

Jin constantly thought about your asthma whenever he would watch you participate in a race against Jungkook or a dance battle with Hoseok. He didn’t want to see you hurting yourself and always had your inhaler nearby just in case, but you insisted that you were fine and most of the time all you needed was some water and a few minutes of breathing exercises. 

It might’ve been that you didn’t eat much this morning or you didn’t get very much rest that night, but as you ran on the treadmill at the gym, your boyfriend Jin watching closely, you could feel your chest getting tight and beginning to burn. Pulling the emergency stop button, the machine stopped moving and you gripped the handles of the treadmill as you bent over, wheezing. Jin jumped up from his spot on a bench and immediately searched his coat pockets for your inhaler. Gently taking you off of the treadmill, he led you back to the bench and sat you down, kneeling in front of you as he watched you inhale the medicine. 

“Nice and easy,” he said in a soothing voice as he rubbed your knees with his large hands. You took deep breaths as Jin counted and buried your face in the crook of his neck after you calmed down. His arms wrapped around your body and he rubbed your back, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. 

“It’s been a while since you’ve had one of those,” he commented, causing you to nod. He figured all of the physical activity you’ve been doing took a toll on your body over time. “Let’s go home, yeah? I think you should rest.” All you could do was nod. He supported your body as you stood up, wrapping his arm around your shoulder securely as he brought you home, bathing you in kisses and cuddles. 

Min Yoongi

After being with you for some time now, Yoongi knew that you were the person he wanted to wake up to every morning. Though you two weren’t always together, he knew that being able to sleep beside you every night would temporarily fulfill both your needs until you both had adequate time to spend together. 

So, Yoongi asked you to move in with him and it didn’t take long for you to say yes. Really, there weren’t many things to consider, so with no doubts in your mind, you began to prepare to move your stuff into his apartment. 

Yoongi slept on the couch in your living room as you stood in the doorway of your bedroom, staring and getting stressed out over the mess before your eyes. Various piles of clothes covered the floor, your bed, and any open surface. To say you had too many clothes was an understatement. Because you now had to share a closet with Yoongi, most of these clothes had to go, which is why you had each pile neatly labeled as “Donate” or “Keep”. 

Grabbing one of the cardboard boxes, you sat beside one of the piles and carefully put them in the box, sealing off the top before carrying it downstairs. You put it down in front of the door and repeated the process until there were about ten boxes in front of the door. 

You could only make it up two steps before you had to hold onto the railing. You wheezed, gasping for air, as your chest began to burn. 

Yoongi stirred in his sleep but sat up straight when he heard sounds that coincided with a dying animal. His head turned around and he saw you keeled over on the stairs. Getting up as fast as he could, he ran over to you. “Alright, baby, breathe,” he said softly as he guided you to sit on the step. 

Running up the remaining stairs, Yoongi searched through the drawers in your bathroom for your inhaler. And once he found it, he ran down the stairs and took a seat next to you. 

“Take it.”

“Yoongi, no, I’m fine.”

“Take it.” 

“Yoongi-”

“Just please, take it, y/n.”

Reluctantly, you breathed in the medicine and did your breathing exercises to get your breathing back to normal. You rested your head on Yoongi’s shoulder as he lazily wrapped his arm around your body, placing a soft kiss on your head. 

‘Why do you have so many clothes?” he asked. You shrugged. “You’re not much better, Yoong.” 

Jung Hoseok 

You and Hoseok turned down the opportunity to hang out with the boys just to have a final round of Just Dance on the Wii. It was a common occurrence that you and Hoseok would play this game. you’ve at least played each song twice. But, you and Hoseok were both absolute gods at this game, so you had to crown someone the best. 

“Hobi, we’ve played this one like twenty times,” you whined as you secured the remote around your write. “All the more reason why we should play it. We practically know the steps by heart,” he explained with a sweet smile as he turned to look at you. “Alright, fine,” you said as you put some space between you two so you didn’t hit each other. 

“Ready, go!”

You danced with your all, trying to hit every move so you could gather as many points as possible. Your ego soared when you got the special point boost and Hoseok didn’t. You stood in anticipation as you watched the game tally up your scores. 

“What? How is this possible?” he said, in complete disbelief. You had won by a mere one hundred or so points. His mouth was wide open, causing you to laugh. You jumped around the room, a large smile on your face. “We have to do it again! It’s only fair!” he said. “It’s only fair,” you said with a shrug and smile before restarting the game. 

This time around, Hoseok was in a zone. He was determined to win. But he was so focused on the game that he didn’t even realize that you were no longer dancing until he saw that your person on the screen wasn’t collecting any points. Looking over at you, he saw that your hands were on your knees as you breathed heavily. He quickly paused the game and guided you over to the couch. He ran all around the house in search of your inhaler. Once he found it, he ran back to you and helped you push the medicine down your throat. 

“Breath, babe. You got this,” he encouraged. You nodded and Hoseok helped you with your breathing exercises. “You won fair and square, okay? Let’s not do this anymore. Let’s just order some food, okay?” he said, stroking your cheek. He felt so bad for pushing you to do this, but your sweet smile calmed his nerves. You nodded. He kissed your forehead.

“I’m so sorry baby.” 

Park Jimin

“Jimin, this shit is so hard,” you whined as he demonstrated the Idol choreography. He chuckled. “It’s always hard at first, but you’ll get it soon enough. I know so, cutie,” he said as he pulled you close to him by your waist and placed a long kiss on your cheek, warming your body. 

Jimin tried for months to convince you to let him teach you the choreography to a song of your choice, and you felt bad after a while of saying no, so here you were, Friday night, trying to learn the Idol choreography. And it wasn’t going well. 

“Let’s just run through this part nice and slow, okay? Just watch me,” he said in a soothing voice before pulling away from you and slowly, yet perfectly, executing each move of this dance. You watched, knowing damn well there was no way you could do this. But you didn’t want to let Jimin down. 

“Alright, ready, baby? We’re gonna take it from the top. You got this,” he said as he walked over to his phone to restart the music from the beginning. 

And so you danced your heart out, laughing periodically at how stupid you looked. You screamed the lyrics at the top of your lungs, getting super excited when Jimin’s part came on. You looked at his face through the mirror and he watched you with such excitement on his face. “You’re doing great!” he encouraged with a thumbs up. 

You danced until the song was over and the joy left your face quickly. You began to breathe heavily, your chest rising and falling quickly. “Fuck,” Jimin muttered to himself as he ran to his gym bag and got your inhaler, running back over to you. He helped you sit on the floor and he put it to your lips, watching as you inhaled the medicine. 

Jimin watched you with worry and guilt in his eyes. 

“Don’t feel bad, baby. I’m okay. That was so much fun!” you exclaimed, reaching forward and stroking his cheeks. He nodded slowly. “How’d I do? Better than Hoseok?” you asked, tilting your head to the side with a laugh. “Much better, cutie,” he said, resting his forehead against yours. 

Kim Taehyung

Taehyung had hyped this day up for weeks. Months even. Earlier in the year, he told you there would be a Kim family reunion and he wanted you to come with you. Now, you had only met his mother, and while she was the sweetest person to have ever existed, you were especially nervous about meeting every member in his family. 

“Don’t be so worried, y/n, everyone is going to love you,” Taehyung said, shooting you a quick smile before returning his eyes to the road. “But there’s going to be so many people,” you whined. His large hand found yours and squeezed it. “This is going to be so much fun, please don’t worry, love,” he said. He drove to the park and pulled into a spot, getting out of the car and jogging over to your side of the car to open your door. 

He held your hand as you stepped out of the car and he placed a kiss to your temple before walking deeper into the park. “What if they don’t like me?” you asked, genuinely nervous about that. He stopped dead in his tracks and pulled your body into his. Placing his fingers under your chin, he pulled your head up to look at him. “Hush. They’re going to love you.” He kissed you and you kissed back, wrapping your arms around his waist. He placed small little kisses on both of your cheeks before holding your hand again and walking towards the center of the park. 

There were at least one hundred and thirty people there of all ages, raising your anxiety levels. “Taehyung! Everyone, Taehyung is here!” Someone shouted. Suddenly, all one hundred and thirty people were surrounding you. Taehyung let go of your hand and began hugging everyone, the biggest smile you’ve ever seen on his face. You stood there awkwardly with a smile on your face. 

“Y/n is here too. Let’s show her some love!” Taehyung’s mom announced with a smile and a wink as she made eye contact with you. And before you knew it, you were hugging everyone too. 

“I’m so glad you’re here, y/n,” Taehyung’s mom said with a smile as she pulled you into a hug. “I’m glad to be here. Thank you for inviting me,” you said politely. “Of course. You’re family.” She politely excused herself and you looked around for Taehyung only to find him talking to some people. 

You didn’t really know what to do. Well, that was until you felt someone tug on your hand. You looked down to see a little boy with the biggest eyes and a smile just like Taehyung’s. “Y/n, you have to come play soccer with us!” “Okay, sure!” you exclaimed, running after the kid as he dragged you over to the soccer field. There were several other little girls and boys on the field. 

“I want her on my team!” One of the little girls yelled, taking your other hand and pulling you over to her side of the field. And the games began. It was as if their energy didn’t run dry because you were playing for what had to have been an hour. Taehyung looked around for you and smiled when his eyes came across your beautiful figure playing with his little cousins. 

He grew concerned, though, when you stopped moving when one of the kids went to get the ball that got kicked out of bounds. He watched as your chest rose up and down too quickly for his liking. Excusing himself, he jogged over onto the field and picked you up bridal style, swinging you around. “I want some time to play with my girlfriend! You all stole her from me!” he whined playfully as he looked down at the children while holding you close to him protectively. 

“She has to play with us later though!” One of the kids said with a pout. “We’ll see.” Taehyung carried you over to a large tree, placing you underneath it, the shade protecting you from the bright sun. He then dug into his pocket and put your inhaler to your lips, helping you help yourself. 

“You were having a bunch of fun, huh?” he said with a smile as he stroked your cheek as you tried to catch your breath. You nodded, smiling after your breath regulated. “I told you that you had nothing to worry about.” 

Jeon Jungkook

“Wake up, brat,” Jungkook said as he tried to pull the covers off of your sleeping body. “Fuck off,” you whined as you tried to put a pillow over your face, but he grabbed it and threw it across the room. Finally, he pulled the covers off the bed and off your body, causing the cold air to wake you up within seconds. You looked at the window and saw that the sun wasn’t even up yet. 

You then looked up at your boyfriend who watched you with a playful smirk. “I hate you sometimes, you know that?” you said as you got up with a sigh. “Oh, you love me. Now get dressed,” he ordered, sitting at the bottom of your bed, watching you change into sweatpants and a hoodie. 

You lost a bet. A fucking bet. And that gave Jeon Jungkook the right to pull you out of the bed at God knows what time so you could go on his morning run with him. A bet was a bet, though. Didn’t mean you had to be happy about it. “Get me my sneakers,” you said, searching for a pair of socks before putting them on your feet. He threw your sneakers at you with a cute laugh. Shaking your head, you put the sneakers on your feet and followed him out of the house. When he closed the front door after you, you couldn’t help but let out a loud sigh. 

“Alright, we’re going to start slow and jog,” he instructed, beginning to jog without warning. You tried to catch up, but your version of slow and his version were completely different. “Slow down,” you whined, a good six feet behind him. He turned back to look at you, a big grin on his face as his bunny teeth made an appearance, but he turned back forward and jogged for a few minutes before stopping. 

You gladly stopped, trying to catch your breath. “I’ll race you to that tree,” he said, pointing at the large tree several yards away. You smelt a challenge and couldn’t turn it down, so you nodded, dramatically cracking your knuckles. You ran past him at full speed, but he ran right past you and beat you to the tree, his laughter filling your ears. 

As soon as you reached the tree, you bent over and began to wheeze, your chest beginning to burn. You had overdone it. And Jungkook didn’t see that. Utterly shook, he searched through the pockets of his sweatpants for your inhaler and handed it to you, watching with eyes filled with fear. You breathed in the medication, going through the breathing exercises you learned years ago. 

“Are you okay?” he asked, concerned for your well being. “I’m okay, Kook. Don’t look so scared,” you lightly joked, stroking his cheek. “I shouldn’t have pushed you like that. I’m so sorry,” he said. “Hey, I know a way you can make it up to me,” you said. He tilted his head to the side. “Piggyback ride back home.” He chuckled and bent down as you jumped on his back, his hands securely holding the underneath of your thighs. 

As he began to walk, you rested your head on his shoulder, lightly kissing his neck. “Can we go back to bed?” you asked. “We still have to do the ab workout that I do after the run.” That earned a hard slap on the back, causing him to burst into laughter. “Joking. Joking,” he said, kissing your arm that was wrapped around his neck. “Yes, we can sleep.”

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: . . . – – – . . . Carly: ? Carly: nodded on your phone Ali: OG 🍑📞 Ali: nah save me Carly: it's pretty lemme just grab a 💄 really quick Carly: what's up baby? Ali: you are and I need distracting Ali: got band practice and I really have to Ali: missed the last two so she's dead moody Carly: go solo ill play a tambourine for you Carly: until you get famous anyway Ali: we'll get you those noise cancelling headphones they give to rockstars kids Ali: then you just gotta close your eyes n shine Carly: aw Carly: you're a 🍑 Carly: but before then I know how to sweeten up rockstars Carly: lots of jd is 🔑 yea so ill swipe ronans & its a party Ali: know that'll go down a treat Ali: almost as good as the ego stroke of calling them rockstars Carly: y you asked me its a not so hidden talent of mine Carly: strokes where needed Ali: 🎨 Ali: alright monet Ali: I'll try not to make it completely boring Carly: i have to take 5 to finish up here or he'll be dead moody Carly: so he's all you have to be more fun than Carly: & whats more boring than a horny lad when ur not feeling it Ali: easy Ali: I remember being that bored Ali: less memory more reliving but shh Ali: all fun and games yeah ✌ Carly: yea Carly: he gets it over quick tho some go & go without getting u anywhere Carly: ha Carly: ive got a home to go to sometimes boy Ali: he's very considerate like that Carly: i wont share it w him too big of a word for rn Carly: wheres this practice @ Ali: 'course not Ali: all he needs to hear is biggest and best Ali: memory serves Ali: in one of the other's garage Ali: so punk rock Ali: I'll come meet you Carly: long as he can call me a slut & I make the right noises it dont matter what I say Carly: thats every lad on here Carly: k well he's done so direct me Carly: u dont wanna meet me outside here Ali: if that's your jam, go off Ali: you mean you don't trust me not to 👊 your mans 😏 Ali: I started walking, call me a pessimist, Ronan 🤷 Carly: yea u kno for a good time call any of these caravans Carly: the old lady w the gnomes is a dark horse like Carly: i don't want u to see me looking this way ty ronan 💘 Carly: so rough about everything Carly: him & u ha Ali: she's living my dream, I remember her Ali: the pink trailer, like Ali: shoulda been going to see her if not you Ali: 🤡 Ali: you alright? Ali: you need a sec or Ali: idk, anything else Carly: her cats are living my dream Carly: lying in the sun all day, getting fat Carly: being loved whenever they ask Carly: i need a drink but im taking all of his its k Ali: duh Ali: only had it slightly better in ancient Egypt, like Ali: forever goals Ali: we'll drink it on the way Ali: need to see where to put their fingers Ali: not code for gay shit but like Ali: also Carly: theres lots they can have some as promised Carly: he owed me for all the 💊 Ali: you're sweet Carly: we can get your gf ☕ to dump it in thats the adult thing to do Carly: trying to make her happy not more mad Ali: she's 17 Ali: she just fronts a good game Ali: suppose one of us should Ali: #badgirlfriend Carly: ur the best wife tho Carly: ive missed u Ali: �� Ali: comments like that are why I've deffo missed you more Carly: aw Carly: comments like urs r why ill make today really fun for u Ali: 💚 Ali: we can make anything a party yeah Carly: yea Carly: but u gotta help me carry these drinks to cos i think my wrist was broken from all the coaxing that boy needs when hes been on it Ali: ugh, the struggle is so real Ali: though if you use that as an ice breaker they're all gonna look at you blankly Ali: fucking lesbian priviledge amirite Carly: i bet at least one of them's hurt their wrist trying to get a girl off Carly: half who go to our school r so uptight you need to check for sticks Carly: catholic guilt be like Ali: 😂 real Ali: but you gotta be on my side Ali: already outnumbered Ali: team bi for the day okay Carly: so i can talk about masturbating with my grandma's jesus cross or i cant Ali: you can Ali: that's a story whoevers company Ali: 'cept grandma, obvs Carly: punk rock enough? Carly: if theyre all as scary as ur lesbian im shotgunning more beers Carly: bag of recycling before we even get to the garage Ali: when she cares about the 🌍 Ali: 😍 Ali: they ain't, if we're being real Carly: dont want the earth to die Carly: its so pretty Carly: & fun Carly: k i wont have every can Carly: before we get there Ali: 👼🌟🌈🍓🐰👸 Ali: you Ali: and I'm literally just 'round the corner hold on Ali: not dragging my feet 'cos of you babe Carly: ur too sweet Carly: are you the singer & the guitarist or do they make you just do one cos youre too big of a 🌟 Ali: got it in one babe, I'm relegated to guitar #2 most the time Ali: at least you can own the stage more when you ain't so Carly: ill tell them you need to be 1st guitar & lead singer you're too talented for it to go to waste Carly: its sad Carly: but its cute that youre in a band together Ali: you wanna be backup baby? Carly: yea but i cant 😢😢 Ali: you can when it's just us though Ali: you're too pure for rock n roll anyway Ali: their brand of Carly: how you said that makes me think i need to drink more Ali: it's a good thing about you Ali: just saying though, my voice will be fucked by the end of this Carly: ill get you some 🍯 baby Carly: you can be 👼 again in no time Carly: church ready Ali: only if you coming with Ali: 😈 Carly: only if we do some more sinning first Carly: make it worth the walk Ali: naturally Ali: how we do Carly: k Carly: are all the band dating each other or just you two Ali: 😏 more and more apparent how straight you ain't tbh Ali: currently off again, I think Ali: they've all dated each other though, every which way you can combo it Carly: i have met a lesbian before ur rescued me @ that party Carly: been hit on by lots Carly: i kno they like to date in circles & all kinds of other shapes Ali: I bet Carly: aw don't be jealous Carly: i didnt like it Carly: ur my fave Ali: I'm not Ali: am glad I ain't giving off those predatory vibes though Ali: good to know, like Carly: you give off the best vibes Ali: 👼 energy, baby Carly: 🌟💙 Ali: let's hit 'em with it Carly: yea Ali: after she can drive us to a decent shindig 🤞 Carly: me & a car full of gays Carly: ronan will be in a mood ha Ali: always a bonus Ali: also always in a mood Ali: they really would get on if she could get over the whole man hate vibe Carly: ill bring him to the next rehearsal Carly: he thinks hes got what it takes Ali: 😏 Ali: I'll put my money on Mar Ali: poor boy Carly: steals my 🎸 every time he comes over Carly: i cant be impressed that you can play 2 chords baby boy I'm sorry Ali: 😩💦 Ali: even as relegated #2 I can do more than that Ali: promise Carly: me too & im only groupie #1 Carly: he still tries to teach me tho Carly: so boring Ali: 🙄 Ali: what a dickhead Ali: he just wants to be behind you to 'position' your hands, boys love that shit don't they Ali: I know how to play pool too so get off Carly: we should play my da taught me Carly: make some money & have some fun Ali: I'm down Carly: k Carly: cos i need to buy more 💊s he really did eat them all Carly: 😢😢 Ali: Babe Ali: I know a reliable lad Ali: invite him Ali: make it a party Carly: yea me & him been up since i saw you last how long ago was that? forever it feels Carly: be more fun away from site Ali: damn Ali: how the other half live Ali: I feel like I haven't had any fun since I last saw you Ali: get enough to take the edge of your comedown if nothing else or that'll be rough Carly: i wanted to invite u my baby but u kno how he gets Carly: hates that weve met Carly: ill make you feel good now promise Carly: hes had too much of my time Ali: worried that Imma tell you horror stories like you don't know him? Ali: backatcha 💚 Ali: swear Carly: yea he thinks my head's empty Carly: just a body like Carly: not that weve done school for years together or anything Carly: i kno i dont always go but boy come on Ali: you're miles ahead of him Ali: he only acts like he reckons that 'cos he don't want you coming to your senses and binning him off proper, like Carly: ur lil bro writes & reads better Carly: but hes a smart lil cutie Carly: what am i gonna do move the caravan in the middle of the night? no wheels is there Carly: stuck as fwb til he gets married his wife finds out & comes for me Ali: yeah he likes you too Ali: always chatting on when you coming 'round again so you know Ali: better hang some more, for his sake Ali: I know you got locks Carly: aw i love him Carly: always wanted a lil bro but my rents dont fuck no more so that ain't happening Carly: unless my dad knocks up someone younger Carly: u kno id lock myself out & end up round there Carly: ha Ali: lil blue pills don't fail us now Ali: ick Ali: should go to casa flamenco Ali: don't think she'd steal your stash Ali: oldies always have their own, the real good shit too Carly: that what ur calling it Carly: ill steal hers Ali: exactly Ali: 😍 #babe Ali: ronan who Carly: i do go older but not sure i could handle peeling back the wrinkles Ali: weak 😉 Carly: you seduce her for me, thats love Carly: & you wanna be under her anyway Ali: 'scuse you Ali: I'm happily married Carly: me too Carly: pimping me out to the older generation wasnt in the vows were it Ali: could've been Ali: you know how creative I am Carly: yea i do love that about you Ali: I 👀 you Ali: [runs up and takes some of the shit] Carly: [unnecessarily long hug moment because always] Ali: ['it does feel like forever'] Carly: [just rambling on about how much she's missed her & like all the compliments for how she looks/what she's wearing etc cos again always] Ali: [lbr she'd go all out for rehersals even so it would be a look, Ali lowkey fixing Carly up whilst checking 'cos was concerned but not gonna make it a Thing tm] Carly: [save her Ali she looks like shit rn & your gf don't need to be seeing her like that] Ali: [finishing by kissing her nose 'cos that is a thing] Carly: [😳 but really happy obvs & another hug cos they really have missed each other so] Ali: [walking and talking baby] Carly: [& letting Ali catch up with all the drinks Carly's had] Ali: [giving her the lowdown on the other bitches who are clearly not as scary as kstew] Carly: [you'd think she's not listening because 1. state of her & 2. how distracting Ali is in her lewk but she is] Ali: [is like soz it's boring but I'll make it fun] Carly: [she's like its not you're just pretty & also I'm saving you & making it fun] Ali: ['not about to beg but please do'] Carly: ['knew I should've locked that down in the vows' cos being flirty with it] Ali: ['too late now babe, 'less you make me wanna renew'] Carly: [is just like yeah okay will do, soz kstew but we know its true so] Ali: [turning up to your function, imagine kstews face oop] Carly: [Carly handing the booze out cos she's a babe while kstew talks shit on her by pulling Ali aside like we said] Carly: u want me to go? Ali: [Ali tryna explain but also being kinda over this mood like why can't she be here, u lowkey know why but you know] Ali: no Ali: don't Ali: I'll sort it Carly: k Carly: [Carly just drinking a little bit too hard cos the vibe is wrong & her anxiety don't need this thank you ladies] Ali: [just walking away and being like okay come on let's start 'cos can't argue if you're playing] Carly: [pissing about on some spare instruments while they're setting up cos awks] Ali: I've text the lad Ali: reckons 10 minutes 👍 Carly: 💙🌟 Carly: ty Ali: [ooh crimson and clover 'cos joan did it and it'd be a sexy moment so blatantly directed at carly] Carly: [Carly literally 😍 harder than her gf is, oops] Carly: [& so many compliments as soon as the song is over before kstew can get a word in, god bless] Ali: [gently/not being a patronizing dick with it showing her dance moves and stuff like getting her involved without being like you have to perform now lol] Carly: [k stew fuming like now the WARM UP is done we should play OUR songs we all know the type like excuse you everyone is having fun especially my sweet baby angel] Ali: [being like oh but I just learnt this song it's got a good bass bit we should do that, overruled lol] Carly: [has to go with it cos no argument she can make that won't sound petty as hell and not trying to look like that bitch in front of the squad] Ali: [doing electric feel for the gay sexiness] Carly: [Carly even more into it cos a song she knows cos lets say she don't know the glory of our cat song just because so its such a moment okay bye] Carly: [Marlene calling a 🚬 break immediately after cos fuming & that can also be when Drew comes] Ali: [as if you weren't fuming enough there's how a man here 😍 at your woman, also giving them droogs] Carly: [meanwhile Carly ain't noticed cos sharing a 🚬 with the prettiest & least intimidating lesbian perched on her lap like so cosy....way to kill Ali babe we know she's special but let her know please] Carly: [hops off to get her drugs but still a moment] Ali: [these other girls just stirring the pot rn lmao] Carly: [that girl being like you should come out with us & Carly's like yeah cos she's pure] Ali: you know this one's flirting with you too, yeah? Ali: 😏 Carly: ha Carly: shes nice Ali: yeah Ali: pretty cute Carly: u kno the dealer wants to fuck you tho yea Carly: hes pretty Ali: obvs Ali: his hairs a bit naff but yeah Carly: ur gf is gonna drag him out by it Carly: let me slip him my number first ty Ali: lol 🙄 Ali: better you have his, no Ali: 💊 Ali: idk why she's the fun police today Carly: k good idea Carly: [goes to get his deets] Carly: she's so mad Carly: u gotta love me more when shes not around Ali: i ain't done nothing Carly: shes jealous of me like i am of her Carly: two girls one 💙 Carly: [lowkey flirting with Drew before he gets thrown out] Ali: hmm Ali: maybe you can duel Ali: [helping herself 'cos they clearly got enough to go around 'cos Drew's easy lol] Carly: 😢😢 Carly: you want me to be killed Ali: don't be silly Ali: not very gentlemanly of her, she'd never Ali: for someone so punk she loves following rules you know Carly: y u like her or y ur bored? Ali: [casually loling at her phone like what you think] Carly: [a moment of eye contact soz kstew] Carly: y dont i kno this lad? Ali: idk Ali: he wasn't always that cocky Ali: maybe his pubes came in Carly: ha Carly: ill find out Carly: gotta b known as the school slag not the girl who pissed herself on the stage Ali: more catchy Ali: I get it Carly: u only remember our wedding day i kno but it tends to stick in everyone else's memories Carly: a day of bad vibes Ali: I remember you but not like that Carly: hope its not worse Carly: how you do Carly: [casually taking too many 💊 to deal with the bender she's been on with the gypsies, you know Drew will remember her like this] Ali: nah Ali: you were cute Ali: and nice when all these random english kids showed up Carly: cos you were cuter Carly: im always nice to the pretty ones Ali: 💘 Ali: s'a good line walsh, you get it off him n all Carly: ���😢 Carly: i love you i dont need him feeding me those kind of lines Carly: we gotta crush some of these tho its gonna take forever to kick in Ali: only joking baby don't be sad Ali: [comes over and helps 'cos why not kstew already furious her band practice has descended into anarchy] Carly: [using a shoe she's wearing for once to crush pills casually but stops to put her head on Ali's shoulder cos is sad lowkey] Ali: [gives her top of the head kisses] Carly: [is smiling again & telling her how much she missed her again and all that good gay content while Marlene fumes in the distance] Ali: [whispers like sorry for the bad vibes and I am gonna fix this 'cos she knows it's been fucked but realistically don't know what she's doing about it yet 'cos where do we stand] Carly: [kisses her on the forehead cos that big brain always thinking & worrying & she know] Carly: u wanna 👃 or 👅? Ali: 👃 Carly: yea dont want a numb mouth Carly: no fun Ali: probably would help my throat but kinda 'bout that smokes and drinks a 40 a day vibe so Ali: soz to my nasal cavity in advance Carly: the 🍯 is coming as promised Carly: [puts enough powder in her hand for Ali to snort, how intimate excuse them like she could have used her own hand or any surface Carly but go off] Ali: you're sweet enough darling Ali: [soz kstew just gals being pals 'cos obvs returning the favour and 'holding her hair out the way' aka stroking it] Carly: [when you more about that intimacy than the drug you're trying to take] Carly: aw Ali: [moment being ruined by some kind of unignorable strop moment from marlene clearly so she has to go and have an argument brb] Carly: should i go now? Ali: wait for me Ali: please? Ali: outside if you like or whatever, I'm being selfish but Ali: I ain't staying either Carly: k Carly: [is outside quietly singing a little mash up of both gay covers while she waits, just little bits of lyrics she likes from each lol] Ali: [not tryna drag this out and clearly we can't let it get to let's break up point so] Carly: lets go have some real fun Ali: [when she comes out, resting her arms on her shoulders and spinning her 'round and 'round like let's go] Carly: [is loving life again bye bitches] Ali: ['we can do anything we wanna' means now but also like always] Carly: [is buzzing because her life is literally so stagnant already like what a welcome premise & hugs her cos that's what she wants to do, always gotta be touching] Ali: [and hand holding] Carly: [complimenting her AGAIN as they going along cos she's a really good singer tbf so] Ali: [chatting away 'bout the kinda music she wanna do and what the band is about and starting her own etc but also about how pretty Carly's voice is and how it's too precious for the stage anyway] Carly: [okay but after they've nerded out over music Carly be like 'wait for me' runs into a shop really quick & buys Ali some honey for real cos she that nerd & presents it to her really happily wrapped in her headscarf or something cos again nerd] Ali: [you know how buzzing and touched she'd be 'cos also that nerd, being like you're such an angel and imma get you something so special etc] Carly: [Carly like you gotta eat it tho & opens it right there like she gonna drip it into Ali's mouth if she don't how gaaaaaay, steals some with her finger too obvs cos cute but also accidentally sexy all the time] Ali: [winnie screeching in the distance] Carly: [gets a phone call from her mum & answers in this state cos no fucks given on either side & then turns to Ali like my turn to take you to a family bbq cos I think the contrast would be hilarious so we should but not now cos give them some alone time @ god] Ali: [is down 'cos she's not a snob unlike someone we know rosalin and she'd be lowkey about it 'cos any excuse to spend time] Carly: [ronan will 100% be there cos hilarious like you gotta fight him Ali tbh] Carly: [just rambling about how much she loves Ali rn though cos always] Carly: 💙🌟🐝👼🚀 Ali: [backatcha and dropping the charity shop plan] Carly: [is so down obvs like little kid levels of excited] Ali: [running thru the streets of dublin like babes] Carly: [god fucking bless] Ali: [charity shop crawl so wild like leave 'em be world] Carly: [like how pure that they think of cat lady Ro & kstew would never bitch] Ali: [probably making friends with all the nice old ladies in there/horrifying the old bitches tho too lol] Carly: [this is why Carly makes my heart hurt cos she'd wanna be friends but would probably horrify lol] Ali: [tbf they are high] Carly: [as per again let them live peeps its summer] Ali: [should steal something but like something really tiny and silly 'cos sinning and stealing from a charity shop is pretty bad in a cute way somehow lol] Carly: [but leaving shoes behind or something cos barefoot life so the universe is balanced] Ali: [and ali would buy stuff for 'em both but making sure carly knows this ain't THE gift 'cos wants to swag that lol] Carly: [okay but can they also come back to buy homewares for the caravan when she gets her own thanks bye] Ali: [absolutely, just window shopping rn how you do like 'when I have my own place' but saying we 'cos #married] Carly: [Ali can actually get one of the actual things when cos its still there, oh my heart]

[tesskeats]

Comfort

I’m finding some comfort in read a friend of a friends Instagram. At 2:20am in the morning because my son is teething and can’t sleep. There for I can’t sleep. 😊🤣🤷‍♀️

This girl lets call her Sara, is living the dream life, my dream life for myself.

I believe she’s about 23 years old, living in Japan and has gone to a Japanese/English university and graduated with her Bach of arts degree. She has many friends English and Japanese, picked out her graduation clothes which turned out to be traditional Japanese wear, Japanese boyfriend, and now she’s going to find a job back home in America to be closer to her family.

The regret and mistakes I’ve made in life. Here is how my life turned out after graduation of high school.

2005-2011 what is like to call the fuzzy years. I broke up with Will, my half Japanese first love of my life for a guy who I became friends with at an arcade and lived near me. Because it was easier at the time than the long distance. Boy was I severely mistaken. I would never have known that this boy... Will... I would still be trying to look for his love and him for over 10+ years in every relationship. I never should have left him. Because it started a chain reaction of events where people would hurt me and abuse me. The boy I dated instead of Will, Taylor, cheated on me. Then I started dating women again. Also cheated on me. Then I found Melissa. Short lived, short loved, but so intense at the time for me and pivotal in my sexual identity. I had never loved a woman that much.

So from Melissa to about 2011 I dated/ slept with quite a few women. Couldn’t really find the one or didn’t care to due to being so fucked up. Gained a lot of weight. During this time I went to a community college and struggled so much due to bad education from an alternative school which mentally was the best choice for me at the time. I ended up getting kicked out temporarily from that community college due to plagiarism, which I truly believed how you wrote a research paper was rewarding bits and pieces from different websites and books.. and make it fit. My freshman comp 1 teacher failed me on my last paper, and I would have passed. I had to write a letter pleading back into university. It was embarrassing but I grew from it. Back to relationships. So I never graduated from the community college but I took up to Japanese 4 mainly to speak to my boyfriend but ex at the time.... I didn’t succeed past that or want to try since we weren’t together. Another future opportunity gone. During that time I worked at a home daycare. So I had decided I wanted to be a massage therapist on a cruise. So I jumped into massage school 2010, graduated and couldn’t find a cruise job. Gained up to 256 and went to another university for graphic design. Where was my life even going? I just kept jumping to jumping from situation not ever really thinking it through or understanding what’s going on. Still to this day my life would be much happier and simpler if I had just stayed with Will. Sigh. So I meet Ashley when I start graphic design university and she is my perfect new better Will, but a woman. And like I said perfect. 💗 I couldn’t have imagined to meet someone with a similar personality, make me laugh, perfect. But we got comfortable. And I’m not sure what happened specifically. Other than, she said at the end I never protected myself. And when we broke up, I didn’t have a fall out plan. Which seems to be a pattern in my life. Like I’m not mature or wise enough to have a back up plan or think ahead. I was heart broken when I left my perfect job in Oklahoma to move us to Colorado only to find 6 months later... she would break up with me and I’d have to restart all over again. Honestly it was the most civil and best break up you could have. Still to this day (even though we do not talk, she’s married, and I wish her the best happiness ever), best relationship I ever had. And I took it for granted and somewhere along the way messed up. Like all these awful people in my life messed up on me. And I did it to her. I carry such heavy weight on how I handled everything with her. it’s hard to let go and not over analyze every minute detail of WHAT DID I DO WRONG? Why am I not enough.

Fast forward 2015-2019. I had the worst relationship with a person I didn’t think you could have. And I was sooooooo Soooo SOOOOOOO completely beer goggles and blinded by the multiple multiple cheating. And I thought, hey if he loves me enough to have a child with me, that surpasses it all. Not with narcissistic sociopaths. They have no guilt, only shame. And shame because how everyone else views them. I have a 2 year old son. He has not seen his dad in almost 3 weeks, and he lives 5 minutes away and is unemployed like myself. It breaks my heart. He had him for 18 hours almost 3 weeks ago, and he asked me to come get him bc he kept saying momma, momma, momma. Fast forward to today. Not only does he have a new gf he cheated on me with, but one he’s known for 4 weeks, lives in Alaska, and is a stranger. He told me they’re just friends. Then it’s just the game. Then when I found I LOVE YOU TEXTS, it’s just how they talk bc or the game. And now 2.5 weeks after we break up. She’s in secret living there. I predicted this would happen, I predicted she would move in, however, I did not predict it would happen so fucking soon and he would try to HIDE IT FROM ME. Well shit is going down.

How is this my life? From a simple romance and true love with Will. To fighting for my mental sanity and son. Unemployed, single mother, living with her mom at 32.

I am truly afraid this, is going to kill me. It’s so much pressure on my organs and heart because i cannot handle the stress and pain of it all. I will give my son everything and my life for him to be with me. Taking care of him gives me such intense selfish joy, I cannot imagine my life without him. I’m filled with love, pride, and excitement to watch him grow and learn and be the boy he is becoming. When I look at his face, I see his father so clearly and part of me wants to cry and throw up, but I remind myself... if you give him all the love...teach him from right and wrong...show him how to truly care and love someone.. he won’t turn out to be his father. He won’t hurt women like his dad hurt me and so many others in his past. No in person should ever have to be in the situation I am in. The pain. The physical, mental and emotional pain. I thought I had anxiety and depression before... this is such another level.

With my anxiety and depression so heightened I’m worried I will die soon. My body and organs can’t take enough of the stress and mental damage that’s been afflicted on me. And My son will be forever with his father and new family. And even though, if I do die, l won’t be able to find out how he turns out. Which is the worst thing that could ever happen to me. Because I’ll be gone. And I won’t be able to see how he lives and grows up. So I want to write a short letter to my son.

~~~

Dear Noy,

Today is April 11, 2019 2:47am. You just turned two a few weeks ago and mommy is so proud of you. You’re learning to put your shoes on, and even try to say more words! You can whisper shoes, blue, show, and even car. You can clearly say; momma, dada, mmm, bubble, baba, car, duck, meow, woof, roar,mum mum. Right now I think that’s about it. I started you on almond milk recently because you had a tummy ache for a while and you love it. You also really love mango juice and frozen pineapples. :) we recently went and had ice cream together and you got a vanilla cone and shared with mommy. Mommy loves all these fun special times and moments with you. Especially bath time. Playing in the water and singing abcs and “swimming swimming swimming in the sea that mean old shark will never catch me” and you will flop on your tummy and swim away when I sing that lol. You love bubbles and colored tablets in your bath and to splash around. When you get hurt or sad you cry for momma. And lift your arms up and say “ohhh 🥺😩😢🥺” because you want me to hold you and it’s the most precious and amazing feeling ever. It makes mommy’s heart and head and everything so happy and loved and wanted. You’re my angel and my true version of happiness and fullfillment. I’m so honored and lucky to have you in my life Noy. You’re such a good boy. Mommy loves you! So so much! 💗💋 I hope that someday I can read you this letter and tell you how much you’ve changed and grown into a young man. See you go to elementary school and high school graduation. But baby if I don’t, and I for some reason leave you too soon. It doesn’t mean I didn’t do anything and everything in my power to love and provide the very best for you. I am not a perfect person, but I know I love you. So be strong, remember all these little memories I shared with you. And remember to treat everyone with kindness, do not hurt a lady because it can truly hurt her forever like it has with mommy, and plan for your dreams. You can do anything you want. Don’t settle. And love your family with all your heart. I love you Noy. XOXOXOX, Mommy

It’s officially 3am and I have to get up at 7am to do some things. 2pm is when everything is getting into motion. And going down. Please universe spare me the drama and heart ache. Let this be easy and smooth. Let me handle things with grace. Let me live and not die.

[fatbottombucky]

Myself When With You 2/2

Requested by Anon: Hello! If you can, I hope you can write a story about male!reader breaking up with his Bf/Gf and going to Peter for support and then gets love! (If not I totally understand)

Pairings: Male!Reader x Female!OC & Male!Reader x Peter Parker

Warnings: Angst-slightly and some fluff/ a male x male kiss- if that makes you uncomfortable, then this is not the fic for you friend-o

Word count: 1459

A/N: I hope you guys like the ending. I had a bit of trouble wording this how I wanted, think it turned out nice. Incredibly fluffy, I know. But, I feel like when people write Male x Male it’s always angsty or smut, where all the fluff at, am I right? So hella fluff!!!! - Rosalie

Part One

Avoiding. That’s what you were doing; avoiding Peter, avoiding Daisy, and avoiding virtually everyone. It was surprisingly easy for you, you got focused on training with the football team and focusing on the upcoming game.

You knew you had ruined everything with Peter. You practically beat yourself up over it when you got home for being so stupid, why would he want to be with you? He had been crushing hard over Liz Allen! You could pretend it was just emotions playing on you, you had just broken up with Daisy, you needed comfort, that’s all. Peter was there, you were overly emotional, he was there and it just happened- emotions took over, that’s all- yeah, you could use that excuse if needed.

If you could go back and change everything you would; ask for a different partner, not break up with Daisy, and hopefully stop yourself from kissing Peter.

You were able to be yourself when with Peter. You had such a great connection, a strong friendship, you didn’t have to be anything but yourself when with him. He didn’t see you as the “popular boy” like most or treat you any differently, he was just… himself. He invited you to hang out with Ned, who is also your friend now, you were able to nerd out with them both. Plus, he always laughed at your stupid jokes, you loved puns and he never failed to not laugh at them.

“Y/N?” A soft voice brings you out of your thoughts, you glance up and see Daisy walking slowly through the bleachers to you, where you are doing last minute homework. “Can I sit here for a sec?” You nod as she slowly sits down.

Her glossy, wavy dark hair blows in Queen’s breeze, her blue eyes capture yours as she really looks at you. Despite everything Daisy always had an uncanny ability to know you, you had been friends for years before dating, if there was one person to know what was up… it is her.

“I know,” You frowned slightly, “Peter… I know,” you stop breathing for a minute, your chest tightening.

Has Peter told people what happened between you both a few days ago? Does the whole school know? Why would he tell people? Peter is the last person you’d think would out you.

“Stop!” Daisy sighs, placing a delicate hand over yours, “I’ve had an inkling for a while, I just thought you two were best friends and that friendship was making you distance yourself from me. But… the way you talked about, look at him, that was how you were with me and I kind of pieced it all together. What happened?” You exhaled slowly, nodding and looking out across the playing field, trying to collect your thoughts before speaking them to Daisy.

“You sure?” She just nodded, a smile pulling up on her pinks lips. “I kissed him… after I broke up with you, actually.” Daisy raised her eyebrows, scoffing at that, “Yeah, sorry. Should have waited, I was kind of… crying and… overwhelmed. Sunday was weird, everything sort of hit me in a few hours, I don’t know, ran out of his apartment and haven’t talked to him since.” You shrugged with one shoulder.

Daisy nodded, following your gaze across the field, “You need to talk to him, Y/N. As your best friend, foremost, you need to talk this out with him. Whatever you’re thinking in that head of yours, it’s not true. Peter… I  know he has feelings for you,” You scoffed, “I’m serious. He’s like a puppy in love, it’s adorable, yet disgusting.” She chuckled, slinging an arm over your shoulders, trying to pull you to her - and failing- “I love you, you’re my idiot boy still, okay? Nothing has changed, well, you’re gonna have to help me get with Kyle.”

You scrunch your face up in disgust, “Kyle? Hammonds? Gross. Daisy, please, you can do so much better.” She rolled her blue eyes, standing up and ruffling your (H/L), (H/C), hair with her hand. She waved, giggling as she walked away from you.

“Talk to Parker,” She points walking down the bleachers, “otherwise I’ll be talking to him in your honour.”

**

You didn’t talk to Peter, you actually avoided him even more because of Daisy. You sat on the roof of your house, staring at the neighbours' dog, barking into the night. It was almost two in the morning, you hadn’t been able to sleep, mostly due to stress. You had a million thoughts running through your mind all at once; how would the game go this Friday? What would you even say to Peter? How are you two even able to be friends after this?

“Hey,” you jumped almost falling off the roof but was stopped by a hand, you looked up frowning to see Peter beside you, “Saw you up here… figured you’d want company.”

“Peter!?” Is all you manage to get out, shaking your head, “It’s two in the frigging morning, what the hell are you doing on my side of town? How did you even get up here?” You looked around for a possible way he could have managed it.

He doesn’t answer, his eyes are cast forward and he has his arms wrapped around his knees, which are being held to his chest. You study him in the moonlight, longer than you should, but you can’t help yourself because in this moment… it’s peaceful. It’s perfect. You’re just two boy’s, nothing has changed or weird between you both, it’s nice; too good to be true.

Peter ruins it first, “Why did you run off?” His voice is soft, almost innocent and unsure like he didn’t understand why you ran away from him.

“I think it was pretty self-explanatory,” You mutter out, equally as quiet, “I had just kissed my best friend, ruined an entire friendship within a matter of minutes… the same day I had broken up with my girlfriend, I was a mess. Still am, honestly.” You tried to humour the situation, it didn’t work.

“Wait, you think you ruined stuff between us?”

You sighed, “Yeah, Peter, I did. I assumed wrong in the moment, I’ve made things awkward, I shouldn’t have gone to your place that day. I’m sorry.”

Peter shakes his head, mostly in disbelief at you, “You’re an idiot. You haven’t ruined anything, in fact, made it better. I’ve never… I haven’t really, yeah. I’m not good with emotions, I mean, ask Liz Allen. That went so well between us,” you chuckled slightly at the sarcasm, “I… like you too, is what I’m getting at.” Peter manages to stumble out, glancing at you from the corner of his eye.

You nod slowly, eyebrows furrowing as you look away and back to the barking neighbours' dog. Unsure and slightly confused by the conversation. Peter likes you? Peter actually likes you back? Peter was just too nervous to kiss you back.

“I mean, pretty much everyone finds you hot at school anyway. But I used to just ignore you, I found both you and Liz attractive… I don’t know what I’m saying anymore, then we were partnered, and you’re smarter than you seem - no offence, of course, just didn’t expect it, I guess. AND you like Star Wars, plus you like the same video games as Ned, it was just one thing after another, kind of ended up liking you… more than just finding you aesthetically pleasing.” You smiled as Peter rambled his reasoning like he even had to explain himself to you.

Peter blushed as he stopped talking, looking straight ahead, avoiding eye contact. “I’m going to take all of that as a compliment,” You chuckled nudging him lightly, “I’m just myself when I’m with you, a nerd.” He blinked, shocked and playfully offended as you laughed lightly. “So, does this mean you’ll see that Solo movie with me after the game Friday?” You asked shyly, looking down slightly, the fear of rejection still fully there.

“Like a date?”

“No, why would it be a date after you just confessed your feelings to me?” Peter rolled his brown eyes at your sarcasm, “of course, a date unless you don’t want it to be? I can ask Ned to tag-”

You’re cut off by Peter’s lips being pressed against yours, it’s an innocent kiss. A light brushing of lips, yet it’s the most intense and intoxicating kiss you’ve experienced. This should have been your first kiss, you think to yourself. His hand lightly holds the back of your neck, fingers playing with the short baby hairs there. He pulls away slightly, air mingling with you both as you breath hard.

“It’s a date,” he mutters, lips brushing against yours as he speaks softly.

(Hope you liked this :) I had a lot of fun writing it, send in some more requests and I’ll slowly get through them. - Rosalie)

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #184

relationship survey.  too lazy to change pronouns to feminine.

What’s his first name? Sara. Does his surname begin with the same letter as yours? No. How old is he? 21. How long have you been together? One year. :') Do you have a casual or serious relationship? Serious. How long were you together before you told your parents about it? A few days. How often do you see each other? We're long-distance, so we've only been in each other's actual presence for six weeks total. Do you live together? No. Do you have keys to each other’s places? No. When was the last time you saw him? Yesterday, actually. What is the age gap between you? Is he older or younger than you? I'm two years older. Have you met his parents? Yes. Has he met your parents? Yep. How many siblings does he have? Two younger brothers. Have you met his siblings? Yeah. Has he met your siblings? Only my younger sis. What’s his name in your phone? "pretty woman <3" Have you talked about marriage? Yeah. Does he have any kids? No. Does he want kids? No, thank fuck. Do you see a future with him? FUCK YES I DO. Are you “Facebook official?” Yes. How did you meet him? YouTube. Where did you go for your first date? Lume's, I think it is? Who was the first one to make a move? Me. Have you spoken to him today? No, it's still early. What’s his favorite pizza topping? SHIT idk. I kinda wanna say mushrooms? Does he cook? No. What sort of phone does he have? An iPhone. What size is his bed? Twin. Does he like to be big spoon or little spoon when you cuddle? She's fuckin TINY and I'm not so she's always the lil spoon. Is he a good kisser? In general yeah, though it is so fucking cute that she doesn't really know how to make out yet. She's too pure for this world. Does he make you happy? YEAH! What’s his fashion style? Super casual. Does he drive? If so, what sort of car? Not yet. Has he ever bought you an item of clothing? No. Does he have any piercings? No. Is he more fun or serious? Fun! What does he do for a living? Nothing yet. She's working on figuring it out. When is the next time you’ll see him? Idk weeps. What’s his favorite thing to drink? Coffee with hazelnut creamer. Does he live alone, with roommates or with parents? With her parents and bros. Does he have any pets? Four ball pythons, one bearded dragon, a sheltie, and like 20 fish. She is THE best pet mom you could eeeever imagine. Is he your first boyfriend? Well, my first gf. What was the last movie you watched with him? Elf. Is he an active person? Not especially; she has hypotonia (a low muscle tone disease), so even little activities make her joints hurt. She's been using a treadmill lately for her legs though (her knees are awful) and I am so proud of my baby y'all. What’s his favorite candy? Hm, I'm actually unsure. I know she loves Dove chocolate, though. She loves gummies, too. Have you ever met his best friend? Yes. What’s your favorite physical quality of his? CHUBBY CHEEKS. She also has hips for days for how little she is. What color is his hair? Light brown. Do you argue with him often? Nope. Where was the last place you went with him? The airport. What color is his toothbrush? Idk, her toothbrush is in the bathroom I don't use. What kind of movies does he like to watch? Fantasy and "kiddie" stuff. Have you celebrated either of your birthdays together? Hers! Does he play any instruments? No. Do you have any mutual friends? Online ones. How often do you talk to him on the phone? Never, she knows I hate the phone. We Skype instead. Does he have a beard or is he clean-shaven? N/A What was the last compliment he gave you? Not sure. Does he dance? No. Is he taller or shorter than you? Shorter. Has he ever bought you flowers? No. Do you ever borrow his clothes? Oh hunny even at my smallest I couldn't fit in her clothes. Is he a clean or messy person? She's got severe OCD, so guess. What color are his eyes? Brown. What does he wear to bed? The clothes she wore that day??? I don't get it but Does he keep his fingernails clean? She's like me and tears them. :') Have you ever shared a shower with him? No. How long after your first date did you see him again? Uh that same day. I stayed there a week. What’s his bedroom like? Cool! Light blue walls, dragonfly decorations, two LOADED bookshelves, pictures of her meeting the Supernatural fellas. Has he ever had braces? Yes. When was the last time you kissed him? Yesterday. Do you celebrate Valentine’s Day with him? Not exactly as we're long-distance. How long were you together before you said “I love you?” It was only a few weeks into us being together... We already said it platonically, and realizing I loved her romantically was easy. What sort of shoes does he usually wear? I've never paid attention. Do you know any of his exes? Not personally. What’s his favorite cuisine? Holyyyy shit, Italian. Was he born in the country he now lives in? Yeah. Have you ever been long-distance with him? Obviously yes. Does he ever wear any type of jewelry? She has looots of rings. What was the first present you got for him? "Bitch/jerk" friendships rings (SPN reference). What was the first present he got for you? I forgot lmaooo. Does he smoke? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO she hates it so much. What TV shows is he watching at the moment? I'm not sure what's still airing new stuff... Have you ever visited him at work? N/A Does he play video games? No. What was the last thing you argued about? Idr... Is he straight? No. When is his birthday? Dec. 16th. Have you ever shared a bath with him? No. Does he ride a motorcycle? No. How long is his hair? Just past her shoulders. Have you ever been overseas with him? No. Does he have any tattoos? If so, which one is your favorite? No. What is his favorite alcoholic beverage? She hasn't tried much at all, but she does like margaritas. Does he speak any languages other than English? No. Is he college/university educated? She did some college. How long have you known him? Since I was ten lmao. Does he text back quickly? Yes. Have you ever celebrated Christmas with him? No. Has he ever been in a physical fight? No. Did you go to the same high school as him? No.