#about how she thinks snakes are gross and scary and she just doesnt understand

[duskythesomething]

it literally fucking sucks trying to talk about my snakes or hermits and people around me saying how disgusting they are or how they think my pets should die :/

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1. the meaning behind my url

2d! stuart pot! 2 dents in his wee head!

2. a picture of me

the face behind the mask of tons of pics of 2d and noodle

3. how many tattoos i have and what they are:

none :( my parents wont help me pay for college if i get any facial piercings or tattoos, so i’m being patient. i’ve got a jar full of coins that i’ll some day exchange for money and use that for tattoo funds!

4. last time i cried and why

yesterday night after telling my dad i can’t come up with the money in time to pay my medical bill lol

5. piercings i have

just my ears i’m so boring lol

6. favorite band

i really like the band SALES, they are very calming. but i also like gorillaz (obviously), lullatone, K.I.D, best coast, the smiths, and the velvet underground

7. biggest turn offs

shoes???? this sounds stupid and idk why i do this but i dislike wearing tennis shoes on the daily. on a lighter and more understandable note i dislike people who are full of themselves even in the slightest? confidence is like really important and is completely different that conceitedness.

8. top 5 (insert subject)

i’m doing gorillaz songs bc why not.

 faust 

slow country

out of body

el manana

on melancholy hill

9. tattoos i want

already answered!

10. biggest turn ons

LEGS. like nice legs. idk what kind they are (short, skinny, plumpy, long) they are just GOOD u know u look at them and ur like GOOD. they are just aesthetically pleasing sometimes i guess more of like nice for the eye than a turn on. i like choking. ngl.

11. age

i’m 19, 20 in february next year!

12. ideas for a perfect date

planning one now actually! in october i have my one year with my boyfriend so we’re going to rent a hotel in chicago and go around the city for shopping, museums, and plays!

13. life goal

already answered!

14. piercings i want

MY SEPTUM

15. relationship status

dating a really weird hippie kinda dude named jacob lol

16. favorite movie

already answered!

17. a fact about my life

i weirdly own a lot of things with stitch from lilo and stitch on them and gudetama. i told my aunt when i was like 5 that i liked stitch and for some reason in japan there is a lot of stitch stuff like notepads and water bottles. same with gudetama. she just won’t stop sending them. 

18. phobia

already answered!

19. middle name

maura. lol. my mom is mad all her kids have middle names bc japanese people don’t have them

20. height

5 foot 2. i’m sadly kinda short. 

21. are you a virgin?

nope 

22. what’s your shoe size?

women’s size 5!

23. what’s your sexual orientation?

already answered!

24. do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

occasionally drink beers with just my dad, not too much of a party drinker

25. someone you miss

my sorta grandma in japan who passed away recently. my real grandma died before i was born so this lady is my mom’s sister’s husband’s mom but she lived with my aunt so i saw her a lot. she like to make lots and lots of crafts and give them to me!

26. what’s one thing you regret?

spending so much money before i found out i had to pay a 400 dollar medical bill lol

27. first celebrity you think of when someone says attractive

already answered!

28. favorite ice cream?

already answered!

29. one insecurity

my thighs :(

30. what my last text message says

“then stop textin bihhh!!!” to my sister when she said “stop distracting me”

31. have you ever taken a picture naked?

no, but someone has taken a picture of me naked lol

32. have you ever pained your room?

not myself no :(

33. have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

yes!

34. have you ever slept naked?

only after sex so like, napping

35. have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

all the time omg all the time

36. have you ever had a crush?

duh? i am dating boy

37. have you ever been dumped?

like once or twice, i doubt three times.

38. have you ever stole money from a friend?

i think accidentally once? she left 20 in my car and i thought it was mine but i’m pretty sure thinking back on it it was hers but i hate her now so yeah that 20 got spent on a good trip to the cinema

39. have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

too many times this month to count

40. have you ever been in a fist fight?

thank god no. i would lose so fast

41. have you ever snuck out of your house?

surprisingly no? my parents never ask where i’m going and never really have all my life. i would walk to taco bell in middle school at like three in the morning at times and in the morning they would be like “oi how was the quesadilla” 

42. have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

now what kind of person would i be if i went through 13 years of general schooling and didn’t have an unrequited love?

43. have you ever been arrested?

nope! never plan to be lol

44. have you ever made out with a stranger?

NOPE NEVER WANT TO

45. have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

this is a vague question that i feel is meant to be like shocking. yeah, i met up with me boyfriend at subway earlier does that answer the question

46. have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

like. every single day lol they don’t seem to care

47. have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

nah all my neighbors are antisocial

48. have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

in senior year i left school in the first hour to drive to canada and drink the day away with friends 

49. have you ever slept in the same back with a member of the same sex?

another question that’s meant to be shocking. i slept in my sisters bed last night

50. have you ever seen someone die?

no but does a cat count 

51. have you ever been on a plane?

too many times

52. have you ever kissed a picture?

i swear i have but i can’t recall of when or of what

53. have you ever slept until 3?

yeah, even 5

54. do you love someone or miss someone right now?

my boyfriend i suppose? i’m used to technically living together and sleeping in the same bed every night so yeah i miss him right now

55. have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

it’s a game called “find the dick in the sky”

56. have you ever made a snow angel?

when i was really young i only remember bc we have pictures

57. have you ever played dress up?

i was a tom boy when i was younger so no

58. have you ever cheated while playing a game

THIS MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY WHO HASNT

59. have you ever been lonely?

what kind of question is this of course i have felt a basic human emotion

60. have you ever fall asleep at school/work?

only at school never at work

61. have you ever been to a club?

no, i don’t really party

62. have you ever felt an earthquake?

yeah, living in japan makes you like never worry about them lol

63. have you ever touched a snake?

get that away from me its cute to look at but no way

64. have you ever run a read light?

only by accident

65. have you ever been suspended from school?

almost once but no

66. have you ever had detention?

saturday detention for dress code once

67. have you ever been in a car accident?

only when others are driving

68. have you ever hated the way you look?

all the time?

69. have you ever witnessed a crime?

i used to sit on the arm of my dad’s computer chair while he used to burn dvds we rented

70. have you ever pole danced?

ONCE there was one in my friends apartment and i gave it a whirl i love it

71. have you ever been lost?

my sister hates relying on technology so once it took us an hour and a half to get home from something that was only 20 minutes away

72. have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

yep! went to nevada and arizona once. 

73. have you ever felt like dying?

can we not lol but yeah

74. have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

what teenage girl doesn’t

75. have you ever sang karaoke?

its a big thing in japan so definitely!

76. have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldnt?

duhhhhh one of those things was to never have sex

77. have you ever laughed until something came out of your nose?

yeah its uncomfortable dont do it

78. have you ever slept with someone 5 years older or younger?

no no no no ew

79. have you ever kissed in the rain?

yeah! not too special there are better places to kiss.

80. have you ever sang in the shower?

i used to a lot, never anymore

81. have you ever made out in a park?

no :(

82. have you ever dreamed you married someone?

ugh i hate those dreams so much

83. have you ever glued your hand to something?

yes :(

84. have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flagpole?

nope! that’s gross!

85. have you ever gone to school partially naked?

is this a crack at dress code lmao

86. have you ever been a cheerleader?

nope and im ok with it

87. have you ever sat on a rooftop?

when i was little my pal let us climb on her roof and was like “i do it all the time”!!1 and then someone called the cops on us

88. have you ever brush your teeth?

what

89. have you ever been too scared to watch a scary movie alone?

every single one? i am a wuss

90. have you ever played chicken?

YEAH THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

91. have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

no and good because that means people are considerate about your phone being on you lol

92. have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

one time outside a mac demarco concert a pimp would actually not leave me alone and kept asking me to become one of his girls so i guess so? his name was papa schoolboy and he made me take pictures with him on my phone

93. have you ever broken a bone?

NO AND I NEVER WANT TO

94. have you ever been easily amused?

… all the time?

95. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

yes

96. have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

only my friends mom because she flashed me

97. have you ever cheated on at test?

in high school yes

98. have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

okay who doesnt wtf

99. have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

mac demarco

100. give us one thing about you no one knows

but if i give it someone knows

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8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals?attilio: yes! he had a doberman named diavolo // he didnt have another after that // he loved dogselio: yes! he had 2 snakes // he didnt live long enough to become an adult.. // he loved animalsleonardo/talia/ruby: nope! // they all take care of a corgi named valentino;; technically hes only the twins’ dog but since they live with leo they consider tino his dog as well // they all love animals especially dogs…pietro: nope! // he has 2 birds that he keeps at his mothers house // yes! he especially loves birds!

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?felix: yes! birds and dogs especially love him // he does tho..hes allergic to dogs (he still loves them)dara: yes! birds love himtalia: yes cats like her

12. What is their favourite food? felix: sinigang and beefsteakdara: chicken nuggets…..leo: prosciuttopietro: anything sweet tbh

36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?felix: a very skilled sword figther and mechanic // he likes to play the guitar when hes with pekka // yes! he can sing very well he has a very nice voiceleo: very skilled designer! // he likes to doodle new outfit designs and make new clothes for his friends // he can sing but hes not very confident in it so he usually doesnt..he prefers to fall asleep listening to felix singing insteaddara: skilled mechanic! // he likes reading up on cryptids and trying to find them he also likes exploring abandoned places that are rumoured to be haunted! he likes knowing anything and everything there is to know about the paranormal and creepy // he can sing a little but hes very flat and monotonepietro: hes very good at giving speeches and encouraging people! // lsdjf he likes participating in underground fighting matches….. // hes average..he can sing some songs but its very limited but he does have a nice voice just not nice enough to keep while singingtalia: very good bartender and skilled forger // she likes doing tarot card readings and magic and reading up and looking for cryptids with dara and pekka // she can sing very well!!ruby: she gives very good advice and is great at collecting information // she likes collecting stuffed animals.. // she can sing very well just like taliapekka: skilled musician // he likes reading about and looking for cryptids/aliens/ect and playing instruments // he can sing but like leo hes not too confident in it but he sounds nice! he likes it better when felix sings while he plays an instrument

45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?felix: most people only see him as a narcissistic spoiled rich party boy who cares about nothing but himself // sort of he takes it as half true because thats the personality he projects;; but he knows hes full of love and care for the right people;; but hes also afraid of himself sometimes because he always has anger and thinks he might just become his fatherleonardo: kind and caring! very generous! // he tries to be those thing(and he is!) but he sees himself as a failure and a mistake..he thinks hes the shame of the family…because hes literally a “chemical defect”pietro: half see him as a hero and a saviour someone to look up to and give them hope;; the other half see him as a dangerous evil criminal // its about the same being a hero is something hes always wanted to be but its something he feels he can never be but on his good days he has his moments..dara: a stupid weird kid sometimes even gross // it is exactly how he sees himselftalia: a quiet creepy person overly mature and too serious not fun to be around // sort of similar she doesnt think shes too mature or serious but the rest she thinks is true..dušan: violent aggressive and volatile someone to avoid // kind of similar;; he knows hes all those things but hes also narcissistic and things of himself as the best at the same timepekka: patient kind and understanding // he doesnt think its very similar he thinks hes mostly seen as that bc he usually lets people walk all over himagostina: distant..creepy but interesting;; caring once you get to know her // it is similar which is why shes usually so distant..she doesnt want to freak anyone out or be creepy but she feels its her mutation that makes her scaryzacharie: useless lazy stupid a joke;; for the people who know him a very hard worker respectable and determined // half similar;; he thinks of himself as those things when hes having a bad day but usually he just brushes it off he knows who he is and hes a very hard worker and incredibly determined and dedicated