#abestache

[i-kuma-man]

I've watched this video over 200 times in 6 years and love it. I still love it, and recently I was watching the commentary on the video and my heart sank, so I drew what came to mind. I wish Mark would put out a WMW2 video……

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2543

A fucking duel, not a fucking duel. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death, partly.)

[sp8ce-queen]

i am so normal abt them (ill probably turn this into a full piece eventually)

[craftartz67]

Abe has two hands. One a chaotic mustache man and the other a emo demon :)

[abestache]

Smoking kills, kids

[strawberryamanita]

Wilford gets into the spirit of Hanukkah by leaving 8 presents around the city for Abe to find. Each gift is found via a scavenger hunt, which Wil leaves clues for within a different crime scene every day 🫶✨️💟

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

[best-fictional-detective]

ROUND 1

(@bwobgames since Oliver is your boy)

[boobookiss]

Personally I just feel like Wilford and Abe being hard masc x hyperfem is everything.. Full stop.

I know Wilford dresses like a 1920s carnival barker most of the time but you sit here and tell me he wouldn't also rock up to that detective in some 2 inch gaudy open toed heels, no glue no borax

[lostcybertronian]

Do you hate me with Wilford and Abe or I'm just looking out for you with Yancy and Murdock would be cool if you're down

Prompt: “Do you hate me?”

Now that Abe wasn’t actively trying to find him, Wilford seemed to appear everywhere: already draped over his office chair when he came into work, the door still locked and seemingly untampered with; in the background of his favorite noir film, a flash of neon pink in the gray;  at the bar he frequented on gloomy, lonely nights, mixing up brightly-colored cocktails.

“We’re friends now, and friends hang out.” He said, answering a question Abe didn’t ask. Then he placed onto the bar the most intricate drink Abe had ever seen– Abe would taste it a few minutes later, when Wilford turned his back, and it’d be the best cocktail he’d ever had, a welcome reprieve to whiskey straight– and stepping back to scrutinize him, his thick, dark brows furrowing. “Unless you hate me.” A pause. “Do you hate me?”

Abe sat back, genuinely unsure. He’d never thought past their roles of hunter and prey, detective and criminal. William Jackson Barnum was a murderer, nothing more, nothing less. 

In the decades he’d spent immersing himself in the case and living its facts, it had never occurred to him that William might’ve been a victim, too.

He looked at Wilford, who had visibly wilted in the time it had taken him to answer, for what felt like the very first time. “No,” he said reluctantly. “I don’t hate you.”

Wilford brightened, a childishly happy grin spreading across his face. “Best friends, then!” He declared, spinning on one pink high heel with a flourish and heading back toward the bar. He stopped once to cast a glance over his shoulder that made Abe blush from his head to his toes. "Enjoy your drink," he said with a wink, "it's on the house."

[thats-rather-rude]

upon finding out that abestache is a rarepair u know that ya boy is gonna massss post abt them… that is when i learn how to draw abe lmao

Here are just 3 mark ego doodles i made headcanons for so far

andddd drew Derick (persona sorta) as Wilford lmaooo

[4tariz]

me, staring into the eyes of fanfiction writers on ao3 and here trying to hypnotize them: oooo you wanna write soft domestic abestache so baaaaaad oooooo you wanna write them being soft boyfriends doinf silly soft things oooooooooo please i will do literally anything oooooo you wanna write them being soft and warm oooooo PLEASE you wanna write them SO BAD PLEASE I BEG

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Wilford has two hands. One for his emo husband and the other for his detective husband.

[sp8ce-queen]

Went back to an old piece for some quick painting practice between my bigger pieces. Please enjoy <3

I know y'all enjoyed the original sketch so if I was gonna paint over any, it should be that one.

[hostluvr]

nothing will ever be as jarring as learning that abestache is a rarepair

[abestache]

Old but good