#aaaand there's the names

[quirkywaffelfries]

Forgot that I made a fave character bingo a while back, here y'all go:

feel free to use this as you like :p

(character's names are listed in tags, starting from top left and going row-by-row to bottom right)

[feelo-fick]

it can't be too hard right?

it's easy not to think about things, he tells me i don't think all the time! wait...

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a scene from a fic that i have no clue if ill finish, let alone post, but look i made fanart of my own thing that doesnt even exist :D

[dracooogone]

artttttt duuuump

fun fact the baseball & nickel gif was supposed to be the pure fish trend but then i got scared by the fact that i had to tween so (also i had art block but shhhh 🤫)

phighting ocs are by @forkyyyy

also heyyyyy @grianthedecayingbird waves doodle like its a treat /silly /nsrs /j

[lalalalalalakakakak]

I did this for vii.doodles DTIYS on Instagram for her 800 followers and she loves staticapple AND NOW THEY ARE MORE THAN 1100 WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR GO FOLLOW HER SHE IS THE BEST AND FUNNY

She is also here on Tumblr but i am writing this from my computer and I don't know where to find the lil snail (the one to put before the username) on my keyboard AHSHASHAaaa

[xxplastic-cubexx]

WAIT WAIT WAIT CHERIK MPREG IS CANON

i cannot stress enough how canon cherik mpreg is, yes my friend

[apricote]

happy wedding mr and mrs baudelaire!

rough day for the bride and groom

[kathegoose]

me & my buncha buzzards wish you a HAPPY YULE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

..and whatever other holidays there are!!! stay safe everyone :]

the buzzards in question:

[ranticore]

allow me to lay out the rest of the dog knight story in bulletpoint form, following directly on from the wip i posted yesterday

so basically my man penfrey realises he has to somehow kill his bastard brother hugo before they get back to their capital city and the king legitimises hugo

he tries this and gets caught instead, making for a very awkward journey home

meanwhile holly got to the village and managed to see baby matriarch with the dog in the stable but before he can grab her, the dragonslaying party breaks camp and they set off, again leaving holly behind in the dust because he can't keep up with it

after a few weeks of travel, the dog gets so aggressive around penfrey that she becomes a danger to him and he orders her killed (baby is starting to accept cow's milk and solid food by now)

poltim, the squire who sucks at everything, takes the dog out back behind their camp one night and tries to take her over the rainbow bridge so to speak, but she's so scary that he doesn't wanna get close so instead he throws rocks at her until she finally runs away and then he goes and tells penfrey he killed her

she stays back for a few hours but starts following eventually looking for Her Baby and Holly meets her on the road, recognises her, and realises that she's going to follow the knights too and he can make use of that. they become friends :)

eventually near the end of the journey back, holly catches up to the slayers and tries to sneak into the encampment to get his baby. but he's captured instead. and the only way this story can possibly work is if they can all talk to each other at this point so i guess they can and there's no language barrier (???? man who fucking knows?)

penfrey almost kills holly but holly manages to express, just in time, that he recognises the helm of Seibold as well, because he was the one who took it from the guy's almost-corpse. he manages to convey to Penfrey the truth, almost as an aside, not realising it's actually VERY important that Seibold was not killed by the dragon. Seibold killed himself, and suicide is a sin.

Penfrey realises he has a new opportunity to stop Hugo now but it won't be easy. He believes Holly because Holly can explain enough about what he saw that the facts can be corroborated, but also because he wants to believe Holly. Nobody else will.

>mfw i need to convince the entire kingdom that a kobold is an honourable person whose testimony would be respected in court

holly would rather take baby matriarch and go but Penfrey submits a counter-offer - if Holly can pull this off for him, he will be the next king and he will give both Holly and baby matriarch his personal protection for the rest of their lives

holly agrees to this

they make it home. holly is hidden in penfrey's entourage but the baby matriarch is given as a pet to emaline as promised. holly is not happy with this arrangement because it's very disrespectful but penfry is like don't worry man it needs to be this way

hugo prepares to present the helm of Seibold to the king and give testimony about Seibold dying valiantly fighting a dragon and Hugo killing the dragon in revenge etc all very dramatic and designed to flatter Hugo as much as possible. Hugo is not a very good person and would be a shite king but tbh to be honest it's not like Penfrey is any better

behind the scenes Penfrey is My Fair Lady-ing Holly as hard as possible. the cover story is that Holly is a distinguished, well-spoken, christian knight who just happens to be a kobold but really aren't they all like that? perhaps we shouldn't see them as vermin after all. Holly is allowed at court as Penfrey's guest and it's a unilaterally bewildering experience to him but he has to say and do everything right and without much help either (Penfrey sucks) and he's very conscious of the whole. massacre thing. but he has to stay polite

nothing matters to Holly but baby matriarch's safety and he's out of his mind with worry because a 6 year old child is not a good caretaker for an infant and he feels that Penfrey is not doing enough to address this (he isn't because pleasing Emaline's family is still his Plan B and he can't take that cute pet away just yet)

time to testify in court, and it works!!! um. we successfully convinced the grieving king that his brother is burning in hell forever. hugo leaves mad as fuck, and Holly makes an unsanctioned demand for baby matriarch to be released from captivity because that's fucked up and for her to be returned to him as his ward. the king is like sure fine whatever and you want to be a knight? there ya go. who give a fuck. now let me grieve in peace

in this manner, holly gets one over on hugo AND penfrey so Penfrey Will Remember This

time skip like fifteen years. it's time to learn more about baby matriarch. She has grown up at court and knows nothing else; she's a sweet lil princess who is completely human-socialised and wants for nothing, with Holly as her protector (and the dog too). she's good company and happy (he can't help but see her as a daughter) but he's desperately lonely and unfulfilled because she's all he has and she has no context for the culture he grew up in.

there ARE other kobolds around but they grew up in the town and don't know what he's talking about when he tries to relate to them. except for One, the Poisoner, who arrives to the court to sell his products. the Poisoner was also raised in a dragon lair and he's this connection to the past that Holly was looking for (grizzled older knight x cute young thing let's gooo). he represents an opportunity to indulge in nonhuman behaviours again but when baby matriarch is introduced (Holly hopes the Poisoner might be a mate for her), she finds these behaviours offputting and embarrassing and also like that's her dad's new bestie so it's weird

she and Holly have several falling-out moments because they want different things for one another; she wants a fairytale prince and a castle of her own and he seems to want to stuff her underground into a cave with a dragon in it?? ew? yeah it's all pretty heartbreaking for him to learn her true opinions of him & his culture

anyway someone kills the king! or maybe the queen idk?? blah blah blah it's all court intrigue but this is as far as i actually got in the plot outline. i wanted it to end with holly betraying the king in some way after finally being fed up of the many many humiliations he's endured at court and also maybe? being betrayed in turn by baby matriarch seeking some kind of independence from her guardian. his arc is all about the erosion of oneself to nothing at all in pursuit of Duty. he's a tragic character he's grieving all the time. baby matriarch's permanent freedom and safety would be a happy ending for him i guess

[spiders-around]

zombie apocalypse guys again

[sleepymarmot]

sorry what metaphorical dick. omg

oh you know

the one that Louis tries to light, but can only do so when he is angry and thinks of Lestat:

the one Dreamstat uses to light his cigarette, the one Louis blows on to extinguish when he is angry at Dreamstat:

AMC said "no sex scenes" and the IWTV crew said "in our season set during the Hays Code era? well we're about to be hilarious". and they really were.

[sagechan]

one of my favorite Master/Padawan things that Ezra and Kanan do is the ole jump n' throw, when Ezra takes a nice running leap and then Kanan just Force CHUCKS him across an empty space. but I especially love that they always count down together, alternating Kanan "one," Ezra "two," and Kanan "three" before hurling Ezra through the air

[simgerale]

CHAPTER ONE ; 1/3

TRANSCRIPT:

[sounds of swords clashing and rowdy cheering]

geordie: Your highness, apologies for the intrusion, but her majesty has asked me to remind you of the time.

killian: [panting] The time? And what exactly is the time?

g: Half past noon.

k: So she wished to inform me of my tardiness. Thank you, Geordie. I will be with you shortly.

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k: Am I the only late one?

g: I am afraid so. Even the princess arrived promptly.

k: Drat. Dara will never let me live it down. The one time I lose track of the hour…

g: No matter, your highness. Soon you will be Knight Captain and have plenty of excuses for tardiness.

k: I sincerely hope not. I am perfectly satisfied with my rank.

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luca: There you are, at last.

k: Apologies, apologies. What did I miss?

[weirdcrabkid]

fans gotta stop putting faith in certain characters like Daan von dutch. We don’t know what that checkered pants bastard has done. We only get like vague shit like “oh he’s done Some Bad Things” and tbh in a funger universe that could mean anything

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

top 5 wips you’re most excited to write? :D

AH …. anon my beloved 🥺🥺🥺 tysm for giving me an excuse to talk about them!!!! i have a whole bunch but here are the ones i’m most excited for/planning to write soon :3 hopefully

TITLES ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BTW but if you know where any of them are from you get a big gold star ⭐️

it’s your touch that i need

the best friend’s brother!satoru fic that i’m planning on posting next….. i’m . Unsure if i’ll have time to post it this week but :’3 i’ll get it done!!! honestly i just think bfb!toru is insanely attractive so this is mostly an outlet for that but . i have a plot mapped out kind of… the unrequited love trope is just perfect for him but it’s Me so it’ll probably be less angsty and more funny/bittersweet !!

here’s a snippet from it <3

”you’re a good kid,” he says, and his smile teeters on the edge of something apologetic. mostly, it’s pitying. ”there are lots of people out there for you.” the weight of his palm on your head is usually a comfort, but like this? it’s a specific kind of torture. he ruffles your hair, as affectionate as ever, the same as it’s always been. not a trace of any romantic intent. there are lots of people out there for you. (i know, you want to tell him, but your voice is raspy and your throat feels sort of dry. i know. but i want you.)

hunter, you were human

my neglected mer!sugu fic…… our beloved fish man….. one day. i’ll write it out. i’m having some trouble deciding the order of events + general formatting of the outline so 😭😭 i’m a bit stuck. i’ll get there though!!! this au has angst potential but it’s Me so trust that this will be fluffy and nothing else. lots of banter and cutesy moments. i have a lotttt of thoughts about this au and character/reader dynamic so….. i’m. really excited to eventually write it all out!!! i love him sm :cc

“i don’t really like freshwater.” … your eyes widen. his voice is silky, smooth, like a silver river running from the forked tip of his tongue; a melodic lilt that makes you think of the lullaby your mother used to sing you to sleep with. a long, slow moment passes you by, like the rocking of a rusty ship. silently, your tongue forms around a bundle of words, your mouth gaping like a fish out of water. staring at the merman in your bathtub. “you can talk?!”

consider the hairpin turn

THE BELOVEDEST OF THEM ALL …… my extremely neglected best friend’s brother!kenjaku fic T_T my magnum opus even . i started writing it out a while ago but had to stop bc i can’t decide how to format it …. i think it’d be best to tell the story through a lot of flashbacks but it’s difficult to decide where to put what flashbacks in a way that doesn’t disturb the flow, yk??? but i do have everything outlined and i’m super excited to finally post it :33 someday… bfb!kenny is the actual loml i have so much lore planned for him. this fic is just a whole bunch of yearning and tension… the tiniest tiniest bit suggestive bc he truly makes me ill.

nervously, your gaze trails towards the stairs. worried, your teeth gnawing at your bottom lip. kenjaku notices. a large palm cradles your cheek; making sure your eyes stay locked onto his own. ”don't worry about him,” he soothes, a rough thumb smoothing down your skin. ”it’s just us here… just you and me. why don’t you take a deep breath for me, hm?” (you do. without thinking. as if your body was waiting for instructions, waiting to satiate this gnawing desire to impress him, make him proud. be good for him.)  “now,” he exhales, in tandem with you, molecules mingling together. “do you want this?” 

only in the next world

ANOTHER DEARLY BELOVED WIP that’s been rotting in my drafts for a while ….. 👉👈 i think that out of all of these fics this is the first one that i wrote the outline to?? probably even before i made this blog. it’s basically just a canon-aligned au where gojo navigates his maybe-possibly-feelings for you, a new teacher at jujutsu high!! sooo really just my attempt to write what i view as a more canon-aligned gojo and his feelings towards love :3 mostly character-centered fluff and slowburn… some office au vibes…. i’m very fond of this reader!! and i love this version of gojo so bad i really hope i can do him justice…

“they’re a softie, huh?” shoko exhales — smoke drifting past her lungs, mingling with the cold air, a stench of tobacco that makes him crinkle his nose. ”they are,” she hums, glancing at him out of the corner of her eye. a dangerously knowing look. “it’s not often someone captures your attention.” gojo smiles. ”is that what it seems like?” he drawls, almost a chuckle. closing his eyes and thinking of you, the fading scent of your perfume. ”well, who knows.” (certainly not him.)

signs of affection

my sickeningly fluffy cult leader geto fic <333 bc i’m spreading the agenda that he is a puppy of a man towards his s/o. this one is just meant to be funny and sweet!! i adoreee the thought of him dating a retired sorcerer with a normal ass job so in this one the reader works at a preschool…. and they’re meant to attend some kind of event for the preschool + is offered to bring a plus one. mild chaos ensues (geto doesn’t want to be anywhere near your non-sorcerer colleagues but he also wants to support you so he’s having a bit of a crisis rn…..) i LOVE this one and i’m so excited to write it out <333333 i think this geto is the most endearing man alive.

suguru blinks, eyelashes fluttering, gleaming under the shallow light of the lamppost just behind him. illuminating the peach-dyed flush dusting his ears, those wide pupils. and his lips, glossy with something cherry-flavoured, soon to curl up into a smile — fond, fond, fond. melting into your touch, basking in your long-sought attention. if he were a cat, you’re sure he'd be purring. he places one big palm over yours, where it rests on his cheek, and he stares. silently, like you’re the only thing worth seeing; dreamy galaxies inside his eyes, all honey and star clusters, leaking adoration. a milky way of love. ”… another,” he pleads, nosing at your fingertips.

[vizabel]

animal women of the world, unite! oh lord they are fighting

(you can read a little about 'em here!)

[gojoshooter]

New post in a day or two spare my ass everyone ok but how accurate did i make this i need opinions lol 😵‍💫🤔

tagging lovelies as an excuse to talk with them @luckimoon @nanamikentoseyebags @pretty-toru @tojisun