#aaaaah this is 3k+

[voidsuites]

MY QUEEN CONGRATS ON 3K!!!!🥳🥳🥳

YOU DESERVE IT🫶🏼

Me when I’m a gleek so I have to incorporate that

AAAAAH THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭

saw it this morning and just died. i’m actually a ghost rn typing this wOoOooOoooOoooo so spooky

[sebsxphia]

"may i kindly suggest @thesluttyarchivist series, ‘conveniently yours’ here which is exactly this premise, my beloved anon?? 🥹💖" - ahhh, thank you so much for the suggestion! I'll definitely check it out!

And congratulations for the 3k!!!! You deserve it so much!!! And thank you, so so much for all that you continue to do for the community!!💗

And also, I hope that you are feeling better and that you can find a way to watch The Starling Girl (I feel your pain, I had the same issue with Devotion, cuz it didn't come out in theatres where I am). 💗

Again, sending you so much love and many hugs Dear!!! 💗

-💚

aaaaah no worries at all my beloved anon, i hope you enjoy it!! 🥹

and thank you so, so much for the well wishes and congratulations bless you, they mean so much to me 🥹🥹 you are so kind and i thank you so much for all the incredible thoughts and thots you continue to provide me with!! 💖💗

still no luck with ‘the starling girl’, but i did manage to finally watch ‘devotion’ the other day which was so, so good!! i had the same issue as you, it didn’t come out in theaters in the uk for me :( i hope you’ve been able to watch ‘devotion’ since? 🥹💖

i’m sending you so much love and hugs my love, mwah!! 💖💗💓

[mothykleo]

"Aaaaah that book sounds cool" "Ooooh pretty cover" "ill add this book and read what its about later" "Woahhhh i didnt know that was out yet" <- me ignoring my 3k+ tbr

[why-this-kolaveri-machi]

it’s a fucking metaphor!

Titans 3.08

i’ve finally gathered the mental and emotional resources to do this thing, so let’s go! as always, i’m typing this up as i see the episode.

SPOILERS AHEAD

1. on watching this opening scene, i was thinking back to how gar was in s1, or even the early bits of s2. the way he idolised the others, particularly dick, and his readiness to go along with whatever they said, and the way he practically bled the need for acceptance. and here he is now, openly defying dick, fully open to and aware of the flaws of the people he loves and admires, knowing he is accepted no matter what and extending that generosity elsewhere. it’s a remarkable bit of character growth that’s... sort of blossomed in the background and so rewarding to see and acknowledge. 

1.25. i guess what i really love about this conflict over how to respond to jason--as clumsily as it is sometimes written--is how their histories and individual traumas inform each character’s reaction. dick is torn between his guilt over what’s become of jason and his drive to do what batman had essentially given up on doing: he is motivated to track down red hood at all costs but there’s a sense that he’s not completely sold on the idea that the only way to stop him is to kill him. (he might go the comics route and try to put him in arkham? god, imagine if the season ended with jason in arkham.) kory’s never had much of a connection with jason in the first place, and jason has done one of the worst things he could do in her book: track and kill a member of her newfound family and is threatening to kill more. 

and gar... sure. look. the idea of jason and red hood as separate entities appeals to him; that red hood emerged when jason was drugged to the gills by scarecrow and lost his usual inhibitions. gar’s struggled with what he becomes when he’s pushed to his limits, too--he did rip open that experimenting scientist with his teeth way back in 1.07, after all, and he was brainwashed by cadmus in s2 into becoming a literal monster. he needs to think, to know, there’s a dichotomy, a line that can only be crossed under extreme duress or by outside influence. 

and he says--and we say--that he was accepted back into the titans in spite of what he’d done, but was he really? gar’s always struggled with his footing in this group; relegated to the caretaker, the tech guy, the gatekeeper, and sometimes punching bag even though everybody’s paying lip service to how much of a family they all are. perhaps gar reaching out to jason and offering acceptance is aspirational on his part: perhaps this is the effort he hoped the titans put/or will put into getting gar back, even when it would seem like he’s too far gone.

1.5. anyway my point is that i don’t think it’s worth discussing this in terms of right/wrong decisions because all of their reactions make a lot of sense given their backgrounds/personalities. gar is doing a fine job here of tracking down jason’s friends and trying to find him that way, but we the audience know that jason is ultimately going to end up an anti-hero/eventually-hero character, so with that knowledge in mind we know that gar’s reaction is the right one. it’s knowledge that the other characters don’t have, so to judge them on it is... uh, unfair.

1.8. also, molly is awesome, yay!

2. dick and barbara flirting over the phone is so cute! i love to see this side of dick: lighter, peppier, willing (even if somewhat reluctantly) to put his mission aside to go out on a date with his girlfriend. and i love how easy this makes his dynamic with kory too: it’s all very domestic and utterly delightful. 

(also, re: the water leak in barbara’s office--you’re saying GCPD could afford fancy-schmancy table-wide touch screen computers and evil-lair lighting but needs its frickin’ commissioner to catch leaking water from above her desk with mugs and fishbowls????)

2.2225. this is probably a teeny tiny thing and i’m not sure i want to bring it up at all BUT. the fact that dick feels compelled to lie to barbara about not liking fancy gala food and eating something more substantial before the date? not a terribly great sign, though i wouldn’t call it a red flag per se. 

“this from a man who forced his students to eat cauliflower crust pizza...”

3. so.... conner and kom are a Thing. huh.

in theory i really like the idea of them bonding over an innate alien-ness and longing for a place they could really belong. both of them are alien twice-over: conner a mix of kryptonian and human, practically generated in a test tube, and kom being somebody that was born different and rejected by her own people, now stuck on a planet dominated by an entirely different species. i even like them exploring this bond physically. i guess it’s the sense of... uneasiness around what we do and don’t know about kom that makes this scene land slightly left of centre to me. i think titans, especially through s2, has cultivated in its audience a sense of distrust even until the final episode, just in case somebody vital to the season is suddenly revealed to have had ulterior motives (i’m even low-key suspicious of leslie). i really want to see this kom-conner dynamic play out but the anticipation of watching the other shoe drop is sucking out the enjoyment.

4. for fuck’s sake dick, gar’s not your gatekeeper.

TIIIIIIIIMMMMM \O/

4.5. i love this nod to tim’s origins in the comics, the way he just comes in and lays out all his evidence and makes it clear to dick that he needs tim’s help as robin. the fact that he was there at the flying graysons’ last performance, he was obsessed with their acrobatic moves, and was observant enough to connect those moves with that of robin and later nightwing... all of this came together to put him where he is right now.

(i also love how he can’t contain his giddy excitement when talking about the day dick grayson’s parents died... to dick grayson. even if dick weren’t nightwing, that would be a deeply uncomfortable thing! yet tim can’t help himself, and i love him for it.)

4.8. it’s a testament to how much dick’s caught off-guard that he can’t come up with a better response to tim’s allegations other than “uh... he stole my moves! as you know, no two gymnasts in the world are allowed to do the same moves. now, let me escort you out while pretending poorly that i’m not at all shaken by this...”

4.9. i’ve talked about this before, but i find the logic around secret identities in this universe utterly fascinating. the titans don’t make much effort in keeping their identities secret: everybody seems to know that kory is starfire for instance, or that gar is beast boy. dick grayson is seen hanging out with kory a lot, especially at crime scenes. it won’t take a lot of sleuthing to find out that the titans are currently camped out at wayne manor, and to put two and two together.

my theory was that superheroes and villains have become such an integral part of daily society that it’s almost not worth it to seek out their secret identities, or that it’s just not a big deal anymore. like politicians or diplomats, not everybody bothers to look into who exactly their local politician is, but the people who know just... know. it’s a sort of unspoken social contract.

tim’s broken this contract by confronting dick about his identity, and dick’s not ready to deal with it. not entirely.

look at him! *pinches his cheeks*

5. ngl, it was quite satisfying to see jason knock the scarecrow out like that. 

5.5. i guess... the question of jason’s culpability is always going to be a thorny one and would make for a great courtroom drama spinoff. there are a number of factors to consider: jason’s personality, the rough circumstances under which he grew up, his undoubtedly stressful transition to being robin, bruce wayne being... well, bruce wayne, never feeling accepted by the titans and having most of them turn on him, being roundly defeated and almost killed by deathstroke, alfred’s death, a fuckload of ptsd, his violent death, crane’s manipulations, coming back to life, crane plying him with a drug. but there is no easy line to draw between any of these factors to his actions. i think it would be a disservice to jason’s character to attribute his actions entirely to these things and rather irresponsible to do so. i think jason has to reckon with the fact that when he took crane’s drug, he wasn’t reckless and chaotic like the thugs he gave it to; the planning that went into hank’s death was meticulous and the way hank died--dawn essentially tricked into pulling the trigger that blew her lover into bits--is so drawn out and cruel. 

5.75. it’s occurring to me that crane might have given jason a placebo. maybe jason’s dependence is psychological, and he’s externalised his fears in such a way that he believes crane’s drugs literally wipe them out, however temporarily.

in any case, the boy needs (more) therapy.

6. “he walked like robin...” fuck, tim

“gait recognition sweep” god, this show. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry. hey, once we’re done doing this gait recognition thingy, can we get a goddamn plumber in the house??? or move the commissioner’s desk so that sewage water isn’t dripping on her head or the million dollar touchscreen desk???????

6.5. oh no dick!!!!!! i am delighted that you got hurt but i feel ashamed about it! that looked like it really hurt!

he’s really not having a good time of it, is he. from being shot by a sniper to slamming at full speed into an suv, he’s got to be really fucking battered by now. and that’s just the physical side of it.

“can you believe that just over a week ago i was sitting in san francisco eating cauliflower crust pizza and feeling good about myself for the first time in five years...”

7. kory’s having visions again! now that she’s figured what they are, do you think the show’s just dropped justin? it’s curious that HPG hasn’t been brought up in a while after featuring relatively heavily in the beginning. hmmm.

8. dick’s in hospital but... he looks remarkably whole for someone who took a spill like that. you’d think he’d at least have a bruise to show for it. on the other hand, i love that the first thing he says is ‘i need to call home’. reminds me of season 1 dick and his clumsy attempts to explain away his found family as an ‘alliance of necessity’ or some bullshit. what a long way he’s come!

*gasp* dick’s hallucinating again!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m doing the dick’s hallucinating dance! can you believe that we’re carrying over these huge honking issues unearthed in season 2 onto season 3? can you believe?!!! all that time and effort i spent talking about dick’s mental health from last season has not gone in vain!!

... ahem. anyway. more on this later.

“hold on barbara, i think kory gave me the number to this therapist that she kept calling Hot Psychiatrist Guy...”

9. just an interlude to say that i’m barely halfway through the episode and i’ve already written 2k+ words... ugh. i’m going to try and be more concise.

10. man i fuckin love it when titans goes all out with its weird mindscapes and i’m extra glad that kory’s the focus this time. is that baby kom or maybe a secret sibling that neither of them knew about? was that lady luand’r? and is this place where kory was circling where the secret sibling is? it’s all very intriguing. 

(if justin turned out to be that sibling... we’ve a real luke/leia situation on our hands.)

11. aw, i knew that nice security guard was going to die, but it still hurt to see him go :(

12. this show is so bizarre. like i get the mindscape as a narrative device, but jason using sex workers to try and vocalise his guilt about killing hank was just weird. like. i have to use tamil, sorry: idhulaan yaaru pa room pottu yosikara??? some things just can’t be translated into a second language.

i guess one way to interpret jason’s reckoning with what he did to the titans as a sign of him coming off crane’s drug, but i think it’s more to do with the disillusionment of realising that he was a mere pawn in a more sinister plan, and not, as he thought, a player in control of his destiny, rising to the purpose of liberating gotham of its fears in a way batman never could. along the way, he’s done some truly irreversible damage. it’s a bitter pill to swallow.

13. another hallucination! it’s really intriguing that it’s a young dick(?), younger than we’ve ever seen him, wearing an early-era robin costume from way before he even became robin. (this is also interesting in that it gives credence to the idea that ‘robin’ is an identity that dick created entirely on his own, and as a possible homage to his family.)

“old road, old house... it’s all gone.” i wonder what it all means.

13.5. it’s entirely likely dick’s hallucinating because of a brain injury from the accident, though just hallucinations without any other focal neurological deficit is unusual. he might’ve been microdosed with fear toxin at some point, though i wonder when... did jason do so after dick’s accident? did he get dosed at the factory from last episode? 

it’s also possible it’s a continuing manifestation of dick’s issues from last season--which, if you remember, he never told anyone about and therefore never properly addressed. maybe he was hallucinating bruce wayne in a psychotic episode accompanying an acute stress reaction and maybe that’s what’s happening now. nobody’s denying that he’s under an extraordinary amount of stress right now. another way to look at it is that this is how he externalises conflict that he can’t bear to suppress anymore; if in s2 halluci!bruce manifested his insecurities and self-loathing, then these hallucinations... something to do with his fears, no doubt.

yet ANOTHER way to look at it might be: rachel is reaching out to him through their, well, psychic bond. after all, they were able to use that bond unconsciously last season to get the titans back together; maybe rachel has learned to gain a degree of control over it in themyscira and is sending across warnings? it’s all very intriguing.

anyway:

“i hear you skipped over the discowing suit in your evolution to nightwing... how could you??”

14. can you imagine, gar did all the work of reaching out to jason via molly and jason wants to meet dick? smh.

14.5. “i’m just a regular guy doing regular things” he says, standing at the opening of a secret old tunnel, like a secret person doing secret things, confronting someone who can now officially be called his stalker. neither of you guys are ‘regular’

14.8. ‘my dad was a cop and he taught me how to investigate’ - hmmm. i guess they’re trying to Explain Tim but i don’t think that’s really necessary. so he’s smart and he’s obsessed with batman and robin--that should be enough, imo. 

15. that scene with scarecrow and his mother was... wow. i’m just laughing here helplessly, because what the hell? for a while i thought it was an extended dream sequence and i’m still not entirely sure that it isn’t...

anyway. i still love that titans is happy to throw out its plot in favour of extended character-exploration sessions.

15.5. it seems to me that this scene with crane and his mother (i have no idea if there’s anything in the comics similar to this) serves to move forward this season’s theme of harmful legacies and how parents can damage their children in the name of their mission. in a way it’s been the underlying message of the entire show but we’re really seeing it being reinforced this season. the titans, serving as a foil to scarecrow, are using the damage to rebuild themselves and actually work through their issues together, instead of spiralling further and further into the morass of their issues.

other than that... god, that scene was painful to watch. i can’t say i like this version of scarecrow or how this actor plays him at all.

16. i wonder what’s jason’s play here. i think he’s smart enough to realise that the titans aren’t going to just forgive him and let him be a titan again after what he did, and that dick agreeing to it is just a bid to pin both him and crane down. maybe it’s a ploy to trap them, get back on scarecrow’s good books so that he can have the drug again. who knows.

17. i absolutely felt dick when he said “we’ll bring him in and then re-assess the situation.” what the fuck else is he going to say? the priority is to get him.

so kory and dick are both hallucinating while potentially trying to rehabilitate their murderous siblings. CONFIDE IN EACH OTHER ALREADY

18. TIM NOOOO! you beautiful, reckless fool!

18.25. just to quickly address it here because i know it’s been brought up before: i think it’s perfectly justified to not have conner take tim to the hospital via superspeed because a) i don’t think we’ve seen conner do that with anybody so far and b) it’s probably not a good idea to submit tim’s body to that kind of stress without knowing what it would do to him. the paramedics with actual equipment and experience would be there in a few minutes, so on a risk assessment, i would say dick and conner absolutely made the right call.

18.5. i guess we won’t know what jason really intended to when the titans came to the pump to see him, but this is definitely going to set a big wedge in his relationship with crane. then again, crane got what he wanted--using starfire’s powers to blast through to the underground pipes--so jason can argue that this is exactly what he was working towards, too. 

anyway, mortal peril, hallucinations, murderous family members, creepy visions and robins sprouting left and right. time to get rachel and donna on the scene, i think.

[wei-yiing]

THANK YOU FOR 3000!!!

(i'm so annoyed i missed 3000 so have my screenshot of 3002 instead i was literally checking like every other hour how are you guys so fast)

as a celebration and a thank you gift i think i might upload the first chapter of my cyborg!wwx au fic tomorrow... so stay tuned ✌️

[kirei-na-jinsei]

The Following Day...

#toopreciousforthisworld #protecthim

[glitter-and-metal]

Aaaaah I finally have time to do this! Thanks to @mirabilefuturum and @saintzenni for the tags. Alright. Let's go!

Michael's Mandy [Rated G, Fandom: Desmond's (TV), 1.2k words]: Tony sighed as he looked around the shop, taking in the set up so far.

Checkmate! [Rated G, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 829 words]: “It’s your turn to pick today,” Malcolm said as he started to place the chess pieces on the board.

When the Stars Align [Rated T, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 450 words]: It was rare that their days off coincided, so whenever they did, they made the most of it - usually by not spending a single minute apart.

Down, boy! [Rated E, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 1.9k words]: After Malcolm's attempt to play footsie under the table caused Trip to practically inhale his mouthful of mashed potatoes - leading to two solid minutes of coughing and backslaps - Malcolm declared a truce and they got through dinner without any further incidents. 

Pointe and Shoot [Rated T, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 3k words]: Photographer Trip Tucker was having a blast.

You Hungry? [Rated T, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 5.7k words]: Trip never paid much attention to what other people ate. 

Watch This! [Rated M, Fandom: Star Trek Enterprise, 1k words]: “I’m sorry, what?” 

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie [Rated G, Fandoms: Star Trek Enterprise & Desmond's (TV), 1.8k words]: “Transporter Room to Bridge.”

Back Home, Back to Myself [Rated G, Fandom: Quantum Leap (TV 1989), 1.1k words]: It was almost funny really, how distracted he’s been.

Darling! [Rated T, Fandom: Desmond's (TV), 1k words]: “Tony?”

The last one is sending me. Just Tony. Pattern-wise I seem to either go with mid-action dialogue or else topic sentences that my English teachers from back at school would (hopefully) be proud of.

It was also interesting to see the variety of ratings and fic lengths - from a tiny ficlet to 5k, and all 4 AO3 ratings. Oh and 3 different fandoms.

If you see this post and it sounds like something you'd like to do, consider yourself tagged! Have fun!

PS - Watch Desmond's! <3

First sentence pattern game!

Rules: post the first sentence of your last ten posted fics to see if there's a pattern.

Thanks for the tag @annanother-thing !

Intermediary: Kabuto was never one for crowds or noise, yet here he was, trying to navigate a noisy crowd.

Loyalty's Price; Eternity: Either

6 months before Naruto returns to Konoha or

Kabuto watched the sun undergo its daily slow descent drom between cracks in the storm clouds.

Breathing Space: "Happy birthday, Naruto," Kabuto said, watching Naruto round the corner.

Loyalty's price; Interlude: Hours before Naruto was supposed to leave, Kabuto sat at the edge of his bed, rereading the stolen scroll.

Unexpected Conversation: Too much, or too little?

Loyalty's Price: "Bye for now."

Vulpecula: The first time we saw vulpecula was halfway through august.

All roads lead to rome: "Avada Kadabra!"

Under the skin: Kuina kicked the door down which certainly got Usagi and Arisu's attention.

Happy New Year: The New Years were always an odd time for Arisu.

Pattern: Most of mine start on dialogue or a strong image. I used to start with thoughts more, like Happy New Year. My first lines also usually aren't my favorites. I feel like I have to build momentum to get to better lines. Maybe this is something to improve?

Tagging: @ao3dorian-gay @aceon-ice and @myulalie if you three wanna give it a go!

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[inkykeiji]

carnival attendant dabi is already at 3k and i haven’t even started writing the smut yet!!! i literally cannot wait for you guys to meet him aaaaah you’re gonna fucking love him <33333

[bbytetsu]

They’re just going to be announcing the ranks to us at 3 pm and it’s still 11:40 am 😭😭😭 but anyways AAAAAH congrats on reaching 3K words!!! I know how hard it is to make a long fic and keep the story consistently fluid and interesting so mad props to you!!!! -🍪

GIRL LMAO I DONT KNOW ABT FLUID OR INTERESTING.... all i know is its at 3k it could b a complete mess. a complete flop. but whatever life is abt learning n moving on so im not too bothered by it

r u nervous?? ur gonna b great!!!

[getoswhore]

HAPPY 3K BUBU!!! MWAH IM SO PROUD OF U <33!!!!

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THANK YOU SM BB AAAAAH TYTY

[sweetkingdomstarlight-blog]

Aaaaah I said I wasn’t going to do anymore challenges because I get too excited and over extend myself but I have to write something for this!

Congrats on 3K! It’s absolutely well deserved and it won’t be long til you’re on 4K

Almost 3k Parteeeyyy!!!

Just a month ago I hit 2k followers and I can’t believe I’m less than a hundred away from hitting 3k??? Despite the nasty shit that goes down on my blog on an almost daily basis??? I am overwhelmed and fucking grateful for all of you 😭

You guys have shown so much love, support and hype for all of my works and saying thank you over and over again just doesn’t feel enough. I have received such amazing and creative prompts for all these little AUs I wrote about and I feel honored for that! Now, I don’t want to take credit for these ideas as much as I enjoy expanding them through headcanons and drabbles.

So this time, I’m letting YOU write about it through this little challenge!

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[starry-kfics]

aaaaah

i haven't been able to watch the amas so instead i wrote over 3k words for an eunwoo fic ive been planning for a bit :')

[o0o-chibaken-o0o]

If isn't too much of a bother, could you recommend me some Drarry fluff with animals (e.g animagus, pets) or Drarry with Scorbus and fathers & sons interaction? Just either is fine ;;w;; Thanks in advance :"l

Aaaaah Y U MAKE ME CHOOSE???? I’m gonna do…. the second one? Just because it’s really unique and I’m planning on doing a general fluff list soon, so I will be sure to include some fics with animals then :)

Drarry featuring Scorbus Recs

Decoy Dilemma by dysonrules (39.5K)- Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it’s quite a lot more complicated than that.YO, THIS ONE THO! READ IT!!! Harry and Draco have to polyjuice as their sons to catch a criminal who’s after them but THEY DIDN’T REALIZE THEIR SONS WERE DATING until everyone is like wtf y aren’t u kissing???? Yeeees!!!!

Play Dates by bixgirl1 (8K)- Harry never thought seeing Malfoy as a dad would affect him this way.I LOVE THIS ADORABLE FLUFFY FIC OF HAPPINESS!!! Albus and Scorpius are really little in this one but they meet at a park and become inseparable immediately and drarry are DAD FRIENDS and then they have hot hot HOT praise kink sex and I just love @bixgirl1​ so much for writing it!!!

Homecoming by November Snowflake (27K)- Harry thinks spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.The kids are great in this fic and the development of Harry and Draco’s relationship is fabulous as well. I especially love it because both of them interact with each other’s kids AS THEIR PROFESSORS

His Lucky Day by Alisanne (9.5K)- Sometimes, communication can be too good.This fic is sweet and funny and HOT and involves hearing each others’ thoughts, which is one of my FAVORITE TROPES EVER. Harry goes with Al to the Manor and ends up… with Draco at the manor ;)

The Swaggering Plimpies (or This One Time, at Quidditch Camp) by RurouniHime (29.5K)- Draco has an idea, and Harry’s just the one to help him.Not actually Scorbus, but Al and Scorpius are BFFs and there’s a lot of focus on their relationships with their dads and each other! Draco and Harry run a quidditch camp together and my favorite part is Lily’s huge crush on Draco

Written in the Stars by November Snowflake (16.5K)- Draco watches as his son grows up–and maybe does a little growing up of his own.Aah, I love this one! It takes place over many years, which I thought made it realistic. They have to go on yearly camping trips with Scorpius and Al, and slowly stop resenting that fact ;). (Warning for Ginny dying in the background)

The Slytherin Gryffindor (40.5K) and The Slytherin Hufflepuff (37K) by dysonrules- This is my response to JKR’s horrific epilogue. It’s a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion.YEAH, two whole fics!!! Draco definitely knows what he wants in this one, and that’s Harry. Also features Ginny being awful. And lots of drama. And bad guys. And sex!!!

Family Tradition by Lomonaaeren (3.5K)- Whoever thought of painting both separate portraits of their dads and one where they could appear together was kind of an arsehole, as far as Albus Potter is concerned.A cute little fic in which an older Albus and Scorpius are plagued by their fathers’ constant fucking in their shared portrait. Yes, Harry and Draco have passed away, but now they can be together forever and it’s not sad, promise!

Aaaaand now for a couple that might squick some people below the cut! If you hate the idea of anything involving incest, just do yourself a favor and stop reading here!! 

Seventeen by gracerene (3K)- “Shh,” Scorpius whispered. More rustling sounded from across the tent. “They’ll hear us.”There’s just a TINY hint of incest here. A TINY one (no touching). Because they’re in the same tent. Doing… things. At the same time. And Draco can’t help it that Albus and Scorpius look just like a younger version of Harry and himself!

The Evil Devil Child and the Perfect Gift by who_la_hoop (16.5K)- When Scorpius Malfoy – Legilimens-extraordinaire, perfect son and all-round kinky little bastard – discovers that his father harbours a certain fantasy involving Harry Potter, a submissive attitude and a priceless antique dining table, he sets out to make his father’s dreams come true. And if succeeding in his mission involves putting up with a naked, willing Albus Severus? Well, that’s a price that Scorpius will just have to pay.Yeah okay no excuses for this one, it’s just straight up incest (endgame Drarry and Scorbus though). Normally I would probably try to refrain from broadcasting my less socially acceptable kinks to the world (oh, who am I kidding?), but who_la_hoop is one of my favorite authors and this fic is the goddamn hottest thing I’ve ever read. It includes a H/D/S/AS scene, as well as some other permutations. Just read the tags and be warned!!! (Oh, and there’s a short scorbus sequel!)

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Through the Night - Sledgefu

Gene wakes up and realizes Snaf can’t sleep so he takes the normal course of action. Improved & Edited 7/22/17

It was @ramimalekeyes‘ birthday almost a whole fucking month ago and I promised him a fic so here it is I hope you all enjoy it and I can’t believe I did this. I just love Kay that fucking #much tbh. It’s now just under 3k and nsfw

I don’t mind if you interact with this one if ur under 18 it’s not an insert.

Eugene stirred awake in bed as he felt movement beneath him. He groaned softly, feeling as if he hadn’t gotten enough sleep. He realized dimly that Merriell’s chest was rising slowly beneath him and then falling rapidly, and he assumed the other man was still asleep. He was about to drift back off himself when the faint smell of smoke hit his nostrils. He cracked his eyes open at this, testing the air again to make sure his mind wasn’t just playing tricks on him. Still he smelled it, the subtle scent of something burning. He groaned once more, pressing his forehead against the chest beneath him.

“Mer, you up?” he mumbled, rubbing his face against his lover’s bare skin.

“Yeah, m’up,” came the raspy reply. “Go back to sleep, Gene.”

“Some’in’s burnin’,” he elaborated, finally opening his eyes all the way to allow them to adjust to the dark. He glanced up at Merriell’s face and found the source of the smell - a lit cigarette in his hand. Merriell grinned at him, the light only illuminating part of his face.

“Whole house ain’t burnin’ down or nothin, I’m jus havin’ a smoke,” he said before bringing the cigarette to his lips and taking a long draw. The light flickered brighter when he did, and Eugene thought the bags under Merriell’s eyes were darker than normal. He frowned, which only made Merriell’s shit-eating grin grow wider.

“Those things’ll kill ya, you know that,” Eugene grimaced, and Merriell chuckled.

“Sure, and ya definitely not considerin’ reachin’ up here and takin’ a drag yaself.” Eugene scoffed, his hand already lifted from Merriell’s stomach, about to extend towards the smoke to grab it. Merriell handed it over, and Gene took a slow drag from it before handing it back.

“Go back to sleep then, ‘s early still,” Merriell offered, bringing his free hand up to run his fingers through Eugene’s hair. “I’m sure ya need ya beautyrest.”

“And you don’t?” Eugene teased, but Merriell didn’t say anything. He just looked away, taking another drag. He was quiet for a moment, and then looked back with another grin.

“Some of us don’t need ta sleep for our beauty,” he taunted, blowing smoke in Eugene’s direction. He laughed when Eugene grimaced, and ruffled his hair a bit.

“Oh? Ya don’t like that? Whata’ya gonna do about it, Sledge?” He let out a laugh that resonated in the quiet nighttime air as Eugene pushed against him, pulling himself up to be face to face with Merriell.

“Whata’ya gonna do?” he repeated, whispering his time, and Eugene pressed his lips hungrily against his. Merriell dug his fingers further into Gene’s hair, holding his cigarette off the bed so he didn’t burn either of them. Eugene parted Merriell’s lips with his tongue, slipping it into his mouth. He tasted like tobacco, ash, and a slew of spices Gene was slowly beginning to recognize by taste - bay leaf, cayenne, garlic. He savored them as Merriell rolled his tongue over his own lazily, taking his time in kissing him. Eugene tried to speed him up, tried to convince Merriell to work as hard as he was. But all Mer did was chuckle into Gene’s mouth, pulling back to look at him. Gene tried to follow him, but Merriell only pulled back more.

“Cummon now Eugene, is that all ya gonna do? Clamber all ova me like I’m some barely dressed broad in a navy bar? Shove ya tongue in my mouth so I can’t smoke?” Gene steamed at these words, and Merriell kept on grinning.

“I’m jus’ sayin’, Eugene,” Merriell drawled, taunting, “ya could stand to push the envelope a little.”

“You ain’t exactly the easiest puzzle to put together, Shelton,” Gene said back, exasperated, and Merriell chuckled again, ashing his cigarette over the edge of the bed.

“What, ya need me to spell it out for ya?” Merriell rolled his body towards Eugene’s pressing his erection against him. “See, I’m here thinkin’ you can put that mouth and tongue to a betta use.” Eugene cut eyes at him, and Merriell further goaded him.

“Hey now, I fought for this country. And I’m thinkin’ ya can spare a blowjob for a Marine in these desperate, tryin’ times.” Eugene rolled his eyes at him before reaching down to stroke him.

“I fought for this country too, Merriell,” he reminded him, but he ducked down Mer’s body anyway.

“Yeah yeah, semper fi and aaall that - ooooh,” Merriell let out a moan when Gene licked the head of his cock, music to his ears. Eugene teased him a little, licking him from the base to the head a few times before taking him into his mouth. Merriell hissed, keeping his grip on Gene’s hair tight. Eugene tried his damnedest to keep from gagging, a skill he was improving on the more he sucked dick. He made this easier by only taking a bit of Merriell at a time, something his partner both loved and resented. He felt Mer twitch in his mouth as he moved his lips closer to his hips, and by the time he had all of it in his mouth he could feel precum dribble down his throat.

“Yeah, take the whole thing, boo,” Merriell groaned, and Eugene looked up to see him staring back down, cigarette at his mouth.

“Ya always look so fuckin’ good with my cock in ya mouth,” he added, and Gene closed his eyes and hummed against him, enjoying the way Mer groaned for him again.

“Cummon now Gene, give me ya all here.” He tugged at Eugene’s hair gently, and Gene indulged him with a few bobs up and down on his cock. “Jus’ like tha boo, suck me good.” He ran his tongue over Merriell’s dick in his mouth, paying extra attention to the head, applying the extra pressure he knew he loved.

“Damn Eugene, ya jus’ get betta’ and betta’ at this every fuckin’ time now don’t ya?” Merriell praised him, tossing his head back. This spurred Gene to move more quickly, sucking harder and moving his tongue faster. The speed and the amount of saliva in his mouth resulted in the wet, sloppy sounds that the two of them loved, especially since they could be as loud as they wanted to.

“Aaaaah, there we fuckin’ go,” Merriell continued, his hips twitching under Eugene’s hands. “I bet ya like suckin’ this cock, don’t ya? Bet you like the way ma pecka fills up ya mouth and slides ova ya tongue.” Gene closed his eyes, again, trying to focus, but his own erection was becoming difficult to ignore, and Merriell wasn’t helping any. He must have noticed Gene slowing down, because he bucked his hips against him.

“Oh Eugene, keep on suckin’ me, cummon now,” he demanded, pulling him further down on his cock. “Ya know I love the way ya do it, and ya mouth jus’ feels so fuckin’ good, jus’ so fuckin’ good Gene, I wanna spill all ova it, right inside it, I want ya to fuckin’ swallow it, and-”

“My God Merriell, do you ever shut the fuck up?” Eugene asked, overpowering Merriell’s grip and pulling off his dick with a ‘pop.’ Merriell whined under him, giving him the evil eye.

“I was close and ya knew it,” Merriell grumbled, tugging on Eugene’s hair just because he could. As if to punctuate the point, Merriell’s cock twitched angrily.  “And don’ act like ya don’ like the way I talk to ya when we fuck.”

“Your talk is fucking incessant, Merriell. You could go one minute without running your damn mouth, it won’t kill you.” Satisfied with his own point, Gene ducked back down to take Merriell into his mouth.

“How d’ya know it wont?” Mer asked, causing him to glance up to meet his eye. As soon as Eugene saw that shit-eating grin on Merriell’s face he stopped, drawing himself up to a kneeling position. Merriell stopped grinning the second he realized Gene wasn’t going to suck his cock anymore, but before he could protest, Eugene had already made his way up the bed, and was straddling his chest.

“Maybe this’ll get you to shut the fuck up for once,” Eugene said, stroking himself over Merriell’s face. He was harder than he thought he would be, the head of his cock swollen and red, which he knew looked irresistible.  “Put that mouth of yours to good use for once.” Mer narrowed his eyes, obviously in objection at least in part, but parted his lips anyway. Gene leaned forward, pushing himself into Merriell’s mouth, groaning as he went. His mouth was warm and wet like always, and he relished the way his cock slid over Merriell’s tongue as it worked him into his mouth. He pressed until he was almost all the way in, before Mer would gag, and stayed there. Merriell looked up at him, expectant, but Gene didn’t offer him any help.

“Oh? I gotta work to suck you off but you can’t do the same?” he taunted, trying to keep his hips as still as possible. “Go on then, suck me.” With some hesitation Merriell started to move his head, taking Gene further into his mouth each time he came forward on him. Eugene let out a moan when Merriell pressed his nose against his stomach, and Gene could feel his cock touching the back of Mer’s throat. He felt Merriell exhale, his mouth vibrating around Eugene’s dick. He resisted the urge to buck his hips forward further, though he was nearly desperate to do so. He heard Merriell start to gag and tried to pull back, but Mer kept him there until he pulled his own head back, leaving Gene’s cock covered in spit.

“ ‘Sat good enough for ya, Eugene? Am I impressin’ ya?” he asked, bringing his hand up to stroke Gene’s cock.

“Hell yes,” Eugene groaned, and Merriell tutted at him.

“Now, now, can’t have my good little, God-fearin’ boy speakin’ like that,” he taunted before giving the head of Gene’s dick another lick.

“Why don’t you go back to when you were sucking my cock and not talking?” Eugene offered, and Merriell chuckled before stroking him again.

“I gotta betta idea - why don��t ya grab some oil and fuck the shit outta me?” Gene’s ears immediately perked at that, but he wasn’t quite sure he had gotten his fair share of head. He looked down at Merriell to protest and he watched his lips pulling back slowly, like they were a curtain drawing back on the main event. Eugene almost fell out of the bed scrambling to get some oil, and Merriell tossed aside his burnt out, forgotten cigarette. Gene returned to the bed with a small cannister of olive oil, kneeling between Merriell’s legs. He got his fingers slick before turning his attention to Mer, who reluctantly hoisted his legs up for easier access.

“Hurry it up now boo, before I get soft.” Eugene scoffed as he pushed a finger inside Merriell, probing.

“Keep talking like that and I’ll get soft first.” He thrusted his finger inside Mer before he could respond, making him hiss instead of talk. Merriell was tight, but he was always tight, and by now Eugene was well-versed in how to loosen him up. He waited until Merriell unclenched a bit around him, watched Merriell’s face as it unscrewed from the usual pained look, and then slowly began to flex his finger. Merriell tightened again, as expected, until he settled on this movement too. Slowly Gene worked him up to drawn out, shallow pumps until Merriell was feeling at least a little loose. Still, he continued for a couple more thrusts before Merriell found his voice again.

“Gimme another one Gene, I can take it,” he implored, and Eugene was happy to oblige him. The second finger slid in less easily, and Merriell groaned, his eyes squeezed shut. Gene wrapped his hand around Merriell’s dick and began to pump him, hoping to alleviate some of the pain. He followed the same pattern, working slowly up to thrusting until he felt Mer beginning to loosen up on him. Even so, to be sure, Gene continued to stretch him out until he was begging to be fucked. Merriell whined when Eugene pulled his fingers out of him, 

“Sorry,” he apologized as he began to press into Merriell’s ass, making him groan in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Eugene always underestimated how tight Merriell really was when he fucked him at first, the pressure nearly unbearable as he fought Mer’s muscles. He pushed in one inch at a time, waiting until Merriell began to loosen up on him to go further. When he was buried as far as he could go he stilled, stroking Merriell’s cock slowly.

“Lemme know when,” he offered, watching Mer’s pained expression slowly relax.

“Start fuckin’ me Gene, or I’m neva gonna cum.” Was his response, and if Eugene hadn’t been so seized with lust he probably would have laughed. He knew Merriell wasn’t being completely honest, he could feel he wasn’t as loose as he should be. But he also knew that Mer liked a little pain, and Gene also knew he wasn’t going to be able to sit still forever. He pulled himself out of Mer slowly and pushed back in even slower, relishing in the pressure of Merriell’s walls squeezing him, and how tight he felt around him. Merriell nearly howled as Gene started to fuck him, the feeling clearly overwhelming him.

“Fuck me, Gene,” he growled, making it harder for Eugene to control himself. “Really give it to me, cummon.”

“Take it easy Mer, I’ll get there,” he promised, pumping his faster in his hand. Before long, after more than a few tentative, slow, and shallow thrusts, Merriell was starting to squirm against him, begging for more and more.

“Fuck me, Eugene,” he repeated, more demanding. “Fuck me like ya mean it, like I know ya wanna.” Gene picked up speed, thrusting into Merriell harder and harder each time. He got rougher, until Mer was punctuating each thrust with a raspy gasp, and he was gripping at the sheets beneath him

“Jesus Gene, fuck me!” he whined, bucking his hips involuntarily. “I need ya to make me cum Gene, I jus’ fuckin’ need it.”

“I’m gonna Mer, you know I’m gonna,” Eugene soothed, bringing his free hand up to Merriell’s face. He pushed Mer’s sweat-drenched curls out of his face, and Merriell looked up at him.

“You like watchin’ me take ya cock, Eugene?” he asked, and Gene felt heat rush to his groin. “I love watchin’ ya give it to me Gene, makin’ me yours.” Eugene pushed himself forward, half to kiss Merriell, and half to angle himself to thrust deeper. Mer whimpered into his mouth as Gene pounded into him, both their bodies slick with oil and sweat.

“Harder, Gene,” Merriell begged, a raspy whisper against his lips. Eugene made eye contact with him, and his cock twiched in Merriell’s ass when he was met with his signature intense stare. “Fuck me reaaaal good like I deserve ta be fucked.” Eugene picked up speed once more, a last burst of energy, Merriell’s whimpers turned to moans, and further dissolved into broken shouts as he tightened around Eugene’s cock.

“I’m cummin’ Gene,” Merriell gasped, and Eugene pressed a hungry kiss against his lips as he spilled in long stripes over his stomach and Gene’s hand. The feeling of Merriell cumming under him hastened Eugene’s orgasm; everything around him constricted so hard he thought he might burst, and he used his newly-freed hand to angle Mer further. He pushed him until everything but Merriell’s shoulders were off the bed, so he could thrust into him deeper. The cum on Merriell’s stomach started to dribble down to his chest, but he paid it no mind.

“God, fuck me Gene!” Merriell continued to repeat. “Fill me up with ya boo, I wanna feel ya cummin in me.” Eugene couldn’t have told Merriell to shut up if he wanted to, he was in too much of a haze. With a few more deep thrusts he reached release, throwing his head back to moan as he spilled inside of Merrriell. His cock throbbed and jumped as hard and as much as it could in such a tight space, and each small movement brought Eugene a new wave of pleasure. 

Mer did the talking Gene wasn’t capable of, moaning himself as he felt him cumming, blabbering on about how fucking good it felt and how nothin aint ever felt so good before until Eugene could barely distinguish words from guttural noises he was making. He stayed inside Merriell until his haze cleared, letting Mer’s legs drop on either side of him. When he was able to move again he pulled out of Merriell, grabbing a discarded shirt on the floor to clean them both up. When he was finished he sprawled out on the bed, spent, and looked over to Merriell. Mer had already been looking back, but shook his head and chuckled.

“Now will ya go back to sleep?” he asked, and Eugene rolled towards him, tossing one of his legs over Mer’s body and pulling him towards him.

“I was just about to ask you the same thing,” he said, pulling Merriell’s head down under his chin. “If this is what I need to do to get you to sleep, I think I can manage it.” Merriell laughed softly, but for once, didn’t respond. Eugene wanted until he heard Mer begin to snore softly to drift off to sleep himself, hoping they could both remain out until morning.