#a-very-gay-spider

[miguel-owhora]

i don't write for him but thinking about pinning hobie's legs to his chest and splitting his pussy open on your cock hngh. he's so long and skinny, he's a literal beanpole, so it's relatively easy to pin him down. he'd be so smug about it, but i feel like he'd definitely let you have your way with him.

he probably has some sort of piercing on his clit, one that glints when the lowlight catches it. he keeps himself trimmed and neat, and he'd bite his lip with half-lidded eyes as you both watch your cockhead push against his fat lips and slide between his slick slit. fuck, just imagine your cockhead kissing his swollen tcock, the jacob ladder piercings lining your cock making his cunt flutter.

i can just imagine hobie tilting his head back, eyes fluttering shut as a low groan slips past his lips when you sink in. your cock bullies its way inside, the bumps of your piercings scraping against his gummy walls and making him shudder, gasping so wetly as your cockhead kisses his cervix.

and knowing how skinny this mf is, i can imagine hobie giving you a smug smirk when he presses his hand to the bump in his belly, and pressing down on it, relishing the grunt that escapes you.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.

[mewsplainer]

i heard abt spider hazel

[theoldkyokodied]

Introducing: The Adventures of Spider-Reel and Vinpool #1 - A collection of doodles and concept art for my friend Kaths Spidersona Spider-Reel and my very own deadpoolsona (deadsona? sonapool??) Vinpool :)

More info on them under the cut because i love all the ideas kath and me came up with:

Spider-Reel: In a universe where streaming services didn't kill the video rental business, after being bitten by a radioactive spider while changing out the film reel in a projector at their monthly secret cinema screenings of LGBTQ films, Spider-Reel begins their career as wise cracking and movie recommending protector of the city! Fighting not only cinematic villains but also the replacement of practical effects with awful looking CGI, bad working conditions and everything union-opposed in the film industry.

their appearance is an homage to old movies, sepia colored and flickering (as well as having the iconic burned in cue marks appearing from time to time) and you can always hear a projector running in the background when they are near. they also are animated slightly faster, to give the sort of old silent movie vibe of being shot with fewer frames but played at normal speed

Vinpool: their real origin story is not know to many, especially since it seems to be vins mission to have as many contradicting stories out there as possible. I'm not even gonna tell you the real one since it's pretty unremarkable. Basically if you know Wade, you know Vin. Except for when you don't! Hope that helps <3 Anyway, vinpool keeps everything pretty close to their chest and coats it in a thick layer of jokes and being puposfully annoying, cus we all know it hurts less to be called annoying when you are playing a character than when you are being genuine!

Spider-Reel & Vinpool: Together they host the annual "Golden-Spider" festival, where various CCTV Footage taken on the Spider Societies Premise gets nominated in different categories. The only one officially refusing to participate in this harmless little fun day activity is miguel of course, but lyla gladly accepts any award in his name

[loner-club]

me core

[starch1ldz]

I was thinking about spider!Reid, because naturally that's what I do at five pm on a Wednesday, and I was wondering if anyone would actually be interested in seeing a spider!Reid edit?? And also maybe a spider!reader fic where he helps solve a case. Mayhaps mayhaps

[ghostingcrows]

So um comic Gwen’s new haircut 👉👈

[bumbll3s]

YALL IT HAPPEN THE GAY BOY DETECTIVES

HAVE CONFESSED

Ah i love them so

I can sleep in peace now

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Standing in the bathoom brushing my teeth, yelling "you go girl" at the silverfish running along the wall

wlw solidarity

[jellybe-gets-creative]

Angel dust pride icon!!!

[sluckythewizard]

TURBO WIP ALERT

THIS IS MEANT TO BE THE 2ND PAGE OF 4 PAGES. BUT BECAUSE A WARRIOR OF MINE HAS BROUGHT ME A SUFFECIENT SACRIFICE, YOU ALL GET TO REVEL IN THIS EARLY ACCESS. NO REBLOGS THO. HA!!!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME N U CUNTS

HOPE U ENJOY THIS THUSFAR, BUT ALSO I AM TAKING FEEDBACK. DOES IT FLOW OKAY? DOES IT LOOK GOOD? LET ME KNOW

[bunisher]

frank has a box of crayons he carries with him in his duffel bag. nobody knows why, but matt knows. he doesn’t say anything about it, but sometimes he thinks about telling david

[vvizardz]

"My girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar and were really digging your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

[hellomystraightlacedfriend]

This thing you’re doing with my face:

✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[sillypelagicredcrab]

Círdan Coberell

Drow Warlock

Poster child for don’t go walking in the woods alone.

He and his family are part of a small group of dark elves who escaped from the underdark and started their own little village. Except he decided to leave bc adventure and got hopelessly lost in the feywild. But now, he’s very busy serving his lovely little archfey patron who may or may not be clinically insane. But it’s fine because along the way he’s gonna get so many guys (sort of. Maybe. Kinda. Hopefully?)

[starch1ldz]

• Pre relationship Spider!Reader and Spencer Reid who make a point to see each other whenever Spencer is in or near Manhattan because they're so smitten

• Spencer who video calls Spider!Reader whenever he has the smallest amount of free time, often times catching Spider!Reader in the middle of a patrol(on a roof, actively swinging from buildings etc etc)

• Spider!Reader who visits Quantico every once in a while when the crime rates are low enough to see Spencer and the whole team teases Spencer cause they think they're adorable.

• Spencer Reid who is so in love with Spider!Reader and sends them random things that remind him of them (clothes, jewelry, books, figurines, ect ect)

Tags: @cumulo-stratus @lover-of-books-and-tea