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Muffin! I just thought of this and had to ask you.
Could Wanda from The Host take the one ring to Mordor? She’s the best non-hobbit candidate I could come up with
Follow up on the Wanda one ring ask: how about while sharing a body with Mel vs in her own body?
That's a good question.
As for Wanda in her own body, the issue is she wouldn't get far. She notes that her species can't survive long without a host in world's other than The Origin, their home planet, and even then, she noted that her body was very frail, easily destroyed by predators, and she couldn't move particularly quickly.
Without a host, Wanderer could not make it all the way to Mordor.
Now, in Melanie is a good question. On the one hand, Wanderer does have the temperament to put her in the ballpark. She's very brave and relatively individualistic for a soul, meaning she would take on the hard task of going to Mordor without buckling and generally is eager to comply with whatever she sees is best for people as a whole, so ridding the world of an evil corrupting force is something she'd have no quarrel with nor would she see a reason to use it herself when her wants shouldn't come before the good of society.
The trouble is Mel.
Mel wants to be a person again, she wants Jared to love her, she wants her brother safe, she wants the souls out, Melanie wants things deeply, has incredible willpower to see what she wants happen, and is also seventeen and very myopic. She's able to remain alive when Wanderer hijacks her body and on notable occasions even take it back for herself, she doesn't balk at driving Wanderer into the desert to potentially kill them both on the chance of seeing her brother and Jared again. What Mel is too seventeen to realize is that for all her good intentions it might be better not to have Wanderer find the encampment if it exists even if she had made a promise to her brother. She also never quite clues in that Jared is not perfect, she views him as the person who can always keep her safe, a miracle worker, when he is human and prone to mistakes and she can't always trust him.
I could see Melanie easily being tempted by the Ring, furious when Wanderer says "No, Melanie, Ring very bad", and tempted by the idea that the Ring could somehow make it so she could free her people and keep Wanderer around.
They could make Wanda an artificial body, send everyone else home, there wouldn't have to be violence but they could still win.
Melanie would fight Wanderer to the death for the chance to use the Ring and Wanda would either have to give it to someone else in fear that Mel will take her over or live in terror that Mel will overpower her in a moment of distraction.
#the host#the lord of the rings#the lord of the rings meta#the lord of the rings headcanon#the host meta#the host headcanon#wanderer#melanie stryder#meta#headcanon#opinion#a-thousand-pots
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Have you or muffin read Luminosty, by Alicorn? (Link here http://luminous.elcenia.com/story.shtml )
It was my first twilight fic, and I still love it despite/because of how everything falls apart, which reminds me a bit of your/muffin’s fics
Obligatory ‘I’m a huge fan, your fics are awesome etc’
Obligatory thank you, I'm so happy to hear that!
As for Luminosity, afraid I never got around to it though I hear a lot about it. Appreciate the rec though!
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I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.
#'yeah that's right steve'#'my pots are still being used two thousand years later!'#'you know why yours aren't? because they're rusty pieces of SHIT that's why'#'eat my entire ass steve'
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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife
Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”
Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”
Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”
Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”
Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”
Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”
Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”
Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”
Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”
Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”
Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”
Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”
Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”
Charlie: “Oh…”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”
Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”
Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”
Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”
Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”
Husk: “NO-!”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#vaggie#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#vaggie planting the potato in large vase and becoming Very Protective of it#its corner of the hotel is blocked off by caution tape#and death threats#she does a diving roll to save it the next time someone wrecks the hotel#for a week afterwards the potted potato plant lives in her and charlie's bed room in BED with them#and at that point charlie isn't so sure about this anymore#but it's too late#vaggie takes a thousand pics of the first sprout#she starts a photo album for it#the damn potato plant is now the apple of vaggie's eye#and charlie cant even be annoyed bc it's literally a symbol of her love for vaggie#so she also has to be paranoid over it and check it three times a day#a family can be a demon princess#her fallen angel gf#and their first ever houseplant <3
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Infected
#ok I promise I’ll stop reworking this piece until I’m happy with it I’ll stop-#a thousand good pots instead of one perfect one and all that#maybe one day I will achieve my vision until then have me trying some alternate lighting#geminitay fanart#gemini tay#trafficblr#slsmp#slsmp gem#secret life smp#secret life fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#art#digital art#illustration#artistsontumblr#secret life#secret life spoilers
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Also, I turned the little food stall at the market I never posted proper pictures of into a functioning BV food stall with invisible recolors/defaults. I think it's cute.
#eulalia: veridia#eulalia: exteriors#I used the mountain food one#fish and pot pies are good enough#and I don't know about THIS specific period but humans everywhere have been eating pancakes in some form or another for thousands of years#'eulalia why are you talking about historical accuracy for food but you have a chimney going to nowhere?' because.
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Kurama and Sukuna watching their respective vessels interact with their homosexual shounen rival and say silly goofy gay statements™️ like carrying burdens and dying together and/or not affording to die because the other will kill them if they die again.
#sasunaru#itafushi#yes I've been watching jjk for like a while now#imagine being alive for thousands of years and witnessing your vessel pining for their black haired crush#naruto#naturo shippuden#jujutsu kaisen#like I just know these two would drink tea together and bitch about naruto and yuuji lmao#kurama: your brat is whipped too huh#sukuna: bold of him to say he can't afford to die as if I DID NOT RIP HIS HEART OUT#but like imagine them talking shit about sasuke and megumi#kurama: the brat can't even handle me as hatred incarnate lmao the audacity to say he'd save that uchiha brat from his hatred#sukuna: (jjk manga spoilers) lmao I stirred the pot between them so let's see if their gay love can beat the king of curses#mochiajclayne.txt
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when i stand my knees react like miette the cat please tell me you know what i’m talking about
#jail!!! jail for mother for one thousand years!!!!!#chronic illness#chronic pain#chronically ill#chronic fatigue#disabled#disability#pots syndrome#potsie#pots#joint pain#emphasis on the joint pain
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It's really fucking funny living in a blue state during marijuana decriminalization bc I now have multiple doctors encouraging me to take cannabis for my chronic pain ten years after an entire childhood of being told just smoking a joint once would ruin my entire life as I descend into drugged out debauchery
#unfortunately real CBD is expensive and not covered by medicaid#can't do straight up pot bc of bipolar#also asthmatic but there are other ways than just straight up smoking#also can I get a shoutout to Governor Wes Moore for pardoning over one hundred thousand marijuana convictions love that guy#there was talk about him potentially becoming Harris's VP but I'm glad he's staying here
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everybody say hi to my beautiful baby mother of thousands, frank :) shes named off sneegs chocobo from the bdsmp :)
#rams garden adventures#she was in a pot with a plush plant(echeveria harmsii) that was being overtaken with mother of thousands plants. my mom really likes them#so we grabbed it and i extracted what i thought was all of them and gave them to her but i had missed this little lady!#she was about the size of where the second row of leaves at the bottom are right now. wee tiny#but she makes four of my kalanchoes that i have!#i have two florals(one single and one double‚ both are yellow! the single was my first plant :D ) (kalanchoe blossfeldiana)#a chocolate soldier(kalanchoe tomentosa‚ highly recommend looking at what people call this plant lmao)‚ and this one!(kalanchoe houghtonii)#tag limit kicking my ass here
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@brutalage
"A trail of meat? No, my dear." The External makes a dismissive little 'go, go' gesture with her hand, as if shooing away an ill-mannered, uh, Vandal. "We're no longer living in the house with the livestock."
In the background, a surly, white rooster ruffles his feathers on the couch, then warbles, fixing one milky, blind eye on Shar.
"I've no desire to live the Dark Ages again. Clean it up and plate your trap properly. Shoo!" 'Shoo shoo', goes that manicured hand. "Quick like a rabbit, Master Savage!"
#:dash commentary:#:I hate her:#:Shar's mother cleaned chamber pots in the dark ages and Shar doesn't even remember what her name was:#brutalage#:flashback a thousand years or so and she would follow that meat trail : |
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Sale on now!
Get Mother of Thousands succulent sprout starters today!!
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#rottackk#etsyshop#etsyseller#etsy#etsy finds#etsy sale#shop sale#succulents#succulent#mother of thousands#devils backbone#Kalanchoe daigremontiana#support my brand#support small business#plant#potted plants#plants#plants for sale
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I've decided to start a new stardew valley farm and I'm trying to marry Elliot but this man has such UNGODLY EXPENSIVE TASTES.
You're great Elliot, but please can you just like normal things so that I can romance you quickly.
#im impatient and i need him to like me now#ugh this is why i married haley on my first farm she's so easy to romance#like please king i have less than a thousand dollars to my name#farming a crab pot for lobster isn't even a viable option for me rn#stardew valley#elliot stardew valley
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Whenever anyone visits me and I see my landlords truck pull in, I pass out old war helmets
#hes mowing again#Rocks keep pummeling the place#Please let the windows stay intact this time#The last time he massacred my boy my beloved wild ratsnake that was feasting on the squirrels that were causing me thousands in car repairs#I won't begin listing everything he's destroyed but I'm seriously about to tell him I don't want him doing the yard work anymore#i hope my garden and potted plants makes it
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my dad and his cousin first have the gall to place a bet on whether or not I’m going to birth a child by the time I’m 30 (do not want kids. father knows this. cousin thinks we’re both wrong) and then has the audacity to tell me that I have nothing to do with it??? and that I’m not entitled to any of the cut? Both our bloodlines will end with me.
#they first made this bet when I wasn’t around too#and the pot keeps increasing cause the cousin (who barely knows me) is so certain that I will change my mind#and I hate hate hate it so much like WHY are they dropping literally thousands of dollars on this#🙃🙃🙃🙃
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