#a<3 anon

[evansbby]

Bestie, I'd give you anything. I'd literally somehow make an Ari out of thin air and give him to you, just to be able to read a day in poyt!house through Steve Junior's eyes. I crave it so badly 😭 I think at this point I just want a Steve Junior in my life. My man was prob the single emotional support Omega had before poyt4 happened.

Also, I melted when Steve called Steve Jr. "Our baby." No wonder this one always had a special place in my heart. I am a sucker for drunk Steve.

Also, I'll defo send you a separate ask for my review on Steve's Bunny. It was so damn hot 🥵.

~A<3

Hahahaha omg that would be so fun! But his POV would literally just be his mommy and daddy having sex bc Steve Jr lives in the bedroom so that’s all he sees 😭😭😭 maybe sometimes his parents are wholesome and study together but his daddy is impatient and horny and easily distracted so not for long!

YES YESYES I reread that drabble today and the “our baby” part KILLED MEEE like??? That’s so fucking cute pls 😭😭😭😭

[wulfhalls]

nosferatu (2024) dir. robert eggers // kiss of death (1908) by włodzimierz błocki

[qiinamii]

new guy in the Express

bonus:

adding more to the whimsy

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[renchanters]

Thoughts on hairy bisexual men with brown eyes who are also sluts?

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[vilochkaaa]

Have you ever drawn harvey? Can you pretty please draw harvey?

(〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

[hellsitegenetics]

i love you aroallo people i love you pan people i love you bi people i love you nonbinary people i love you lesbians i love you trans women i love you intersex people i love you everyone in every body or identity with discourse surrounding if you should exist or not i love you so much i love you i love you i love you. you are so so loved i promise you

a very tired but hopeful trans lesbian 🙏

String identified: aa a a a ta t tt t c g t t c . a

a t t ta a 🙏

Closest match: Sepioteuthis lessoniana genome assembly, chromosome: 33 Common name: Bigfin Reef Squid

[magicicephoenix]

Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

(context)

[lazylittledragon]

Dadstarion has me in a chokehold and the way you draw him being so GENTLE with Kit is so precious, I would die to see the transition from his new parent terror to how comfortable he eventually gets with him :O

of course he got there eventually <333

[evansbby]

https://www.tumblr.com/evansbby/722559088833265664/gurlies-important-question-time-suppose?source=share

Sebastian

I'd go go for Seb just cause Chris is genuinely giving me the ick. He played Ari but he ISN'T Ari and that changes stuff. So I'd go for Seb.

But of course, it was a very tough choice, but idk Seb is just not icky? And the way Chris kisses people in movies..... yeah, it's depressing.... I don't want to risk my lips like that.

Not me answering as if every male celebrity is dying for me to go out with them LMAO

~A<3

You’re so right bestie,,, it IS depressing watching Chris kiss people on screen bc not ONCE did that man think to put in a meaningful performance and actually put effort and passion into kissing. Sebastian on the other hand, he kisses on screen like it’s his last day on earth, like the fate of humanity depends on it, like his mf rent is DUE.

[snarkspawn]

some sketches from when they were younger ✨

[hinamie]

mentor

[cacaocheri]

they do sappy shit like this all the time

[rueclfer]

it's not what it seems! // smau

when your roommate has a guest over

izuku midoriya, shinsou hitoshi, sero hanta

[stevenrogered]

Eddie Diaz + the Evan Buckley double take