#a witness

[electronicmail]

id be so stoked if i were possessed i need somebody else up there with me

[heartofmuse]

Every human soul should have a living canvas on which to write itself, and I had always wanted to be yours.

e.v.e.

[insidiousclouds]

High on brownie, drew a unicorn

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[thefoolsprocession]

Me starting up a puzzle game: heehee hoohoo fuck yes I love puzzle

Me when I get stuck on a puzzle:

[trekkerac]

he's like a faulty lightbulb

[duchessripper]

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

[cashmere-caveman]

today it rained for the first time in ages and ive got my window tilted to let in the cool air and i just heard a woman's voice say "hey i found another puddle!" followed by a little child's happy shriek followed by a big splash sound i absolutely love being alive i hope that kid has so much fun bc i am already thriving just listening to it all

[000bun]

[teaboot]

I'm aware that this is a pretty big blog, so I try to avoid putting people on blast- mostly cause I don't want anyone tracking folks down and dogpiling on them for the unforgivable sin of "being wrong about a thing",

Because we are all hilariously, ridiculously and unabashedly incorrect about things at times, and that doesn't deserve the embarrassment of a thousand jeering, judging strangers with their careless mockery and casual insults,

That being said

BITCH THAT SHIT DO KILLS PEOPLE

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president...and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[justghostthings]

Being disgustingly perverted is also actually extremely romantic

[chloesimaginationthings]

Death looms over Vanny's shoulder in FNAF..

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him