#a thirst trap dump

[alexturntable]

carlossainz55 🔋☀️Fully recharged and ready for the 2nd half of the season

[eyydhyeet]

Dw baby, they're looking at me

Thirst trap?? DRINK WATER, HO

Probably gonna make a one shot for this too 👀 y'all want some Errink? (Error x Ink) or Crink? (Cross x Ink)

or a secret third option if you convince me and I think I can write it

[000-y]

[collaredkittyboy]

I got a crown :3

[mortifying-macaroni]

Ok, since some vtmb boys have their own thirst trap I think it'll be fair if I made one (or more) of my precious, darling and totally not psychopathic Tremere, Gretchen. And yes, I will be covering her in blood- I mean do y'all even know me by now?

[ekoprod]

I've been seeing so much nsfw posts lately and I'm wondering if the censor bots have died or they're just pumping by the dozens and it's slipping under the radars

[trekraider]

I posted 868 times in 2022

6 posts created (1%)

862 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@bingwhenthereisstuff

@spockvarietyhour

@tiberiusmulder

@yourspookyginger

@do-you-have-a-flag

I tagged 17 of my posts in 2022

#me - 3 posts

#corset - 3 posts

#goth - 2 posts

#literally answered yes to all those questions - 1 post

#vast - 1 post

#caro emerald - 1 post

#hozier and john boyega - 1 post

#smut with fake dating - 1 post

#hell to the yes - 1 post

#leather chaps - 1 post

Longest Tag: 125 characters

#it's always that one of 'do you find other people have a rulebook for social interaction that you weren't given' that gets me

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

figured out why I’ve been crying for two days. my abandonment issues are being pushed into full gear because too many changes are happening at once in my social circles and it’s been putting me in full fledged panic mode to the extent that I want to vomit from the immensity of these feelings.

2 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

#4

So in fun news, I got kicked out of the house I’ve been renting since July 2020.

My “best friend” of six years eloped with his girlfriend, the one he has spent years shit talking about to me - saying she’s a bitch, and annoying, and he hates her, and that she is so terrible. The girlfriend he’s evidently been grooming since she was 18 and he was in his mid-20s. The girlfriend who made him quit his job and treats him like a personal maid. The girlfriend who almost let him die earlier this year because she ignored him while he was sick and dehydrated over a toilet bowl for DAYS at her home.

And when I found out they got married, it wasn’t even through him telling me himself. I found out because she was posting it all over her instagram. And his excuse was  “my private life is my business and I don’t have to tell you anything.” How is it private when your girlfriend-now-wife is bragging about it in public?  My bet is she’s pregnant and they don’t want to pay for another abortion.  

I found out around Christmas Eve, which was a fabulous time. And he removed me from the lease right after, without the landlord ever consulting me because he was the primary leaser.

Over the last week - while still working full time - I’ve been scrambling to pack up my world of the last year and a half. 

But I just feel betrayed. He broke my fucking heart, and his constant dismissal and treatment of me throughout all of 2021 was part of the reason I tried to kill myself. I had never felt as alone and helpless and worthless as I did while living with him. 

I missed so many red flags about him out of some foolish devotion to our friendship. But he hadn’t been a friend in a long time, and barely a roommate.

He’s made it needlessly complicated for me to move my stuff out too because he’s randomly barred me from the house, actively brandished an axe at me when I showed up to pack boxes after work last week, and hasn’t cooperated at all in me trying to get out when he’s the one kicking me out.

But I’m dead to him now. His words.

It’s a blessing and a curse because the timing means I can get a clean break. 

I’m very fortunate that my parents have space for me to move back in temporarily, and I’ll be looking for an apartment near my new job soon.

So I guess my forced resolution for 2022 is to let go of toxic people and find light in the world.

8 notes - Posted January 4, 2022

#3

Another day, another Halloween fit.

12 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#2

Outfit from last night's Halloween party

26 notes - Posted October 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Went to the Gary Numan concert in Houston and absolutely love how my outfit turned out!

28 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[yesterdayiwrote]

Look, I’m just going to say it, in at least 90% of cases, if the photo wasn’t interesting enough to post when you took it, it’s definitely not interesting enough to post in a dump 6+ months later…

[bionic-penis]

Erm !! Lil rant in da tags bc !! Erm !!

[sl-ut]

more streamer!ellie hcs

been wanting to make another one of these for a while now so here we goooooo

part one | part three

ellie loves having her gf on stream as often as she can

they always let chat vote for who gets to choose the game that they play, but y/n wins probably 90% of the time

ellie pretends to be annoyed when she picks the sims or minecraft

but in reality she really likes sitting together and making each other and building their dream life

she made her simself have huge muscles, was mad when her girl just laughed and made them more realistic

when she won, she liked to pick horror and rpg games

she loves trying to act all big and bad and "protecting her girl"

meanwhile she's holding onto her for dear life and screaming at the top of her lungs

when she's on her own, she likes playing any type of game with voicechat

she always ends up fighting with and cussing at some random kids across the country

she gets so wild whenever one of them calls her a virgin

always freaks out at them before beginning to brag all about her super hot gf that they couldn't even dream of having and they wouldn't even know what to do with that

she gets a "???" text from her girl a few seconds later

she takes little gf breaks during the stream, where she literally sprints out of the room, kisses her, and rushed back

her insta is so dumbbbb

like its literally a compilation of stupid memes, random photo dumps, brand deals, and the most well edited and gorgeous photos of her girlfriend

her tiktok really took off after they started dating too

she makes thirst traps and also the most wholesome lovely dovey vids about her relationship

she loves reposting fan edits of them

as mentioned in the first one, ellie's gf is also in the public eye

i think i've decided that she's an up and coming singer/actress

ellie loves going to major events with her

she always looks like a wet dream like

she likes to wear suits of some kind where the top is partially unbuttoned and her hair is slicked back and ughhhh

don't get me wrong, she looks so good and fierce in her solo pics

but anytime you're anywheres near her that night, she's got the most obvious heart eyes anyone has ever seen

whenever ellie goes with her for press events y/n's manager immediately know its gonna be a gold mine

theres always some kind of promo that's literally just the two of them cuddling

once y/n gets her big break they 1000% get offered a ck campaign

the whole thing is them doing domestic stuff together and being all cute and sexy and ellie looks so DAMN GOOD in her boxers and bralette

she literally spends the whole day leading up to her stream with her gf bc she's "gonna miss her" during the 3-4 hours that they're apart (even tho she's calling her in every 30 minutes just to say hi anyways)

wears stupid shirts on stream that she custom orders

they all say stupid loser gf shit or just have a picture of your face on it

[holllandtrash]

secret admin | daniel ricciardo social media au

pairing: third driver danny ric x reader

admin loves daniel but he has a girlfriend, he jokes and claims that gf and admin are the same person...but what if it's not a joke anymore?

redbullracing

liked by danielricciardo, yourusername and 416,088 others

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redbullracing me when the boss man tells me i'm not allowed to post thirst traps of drivers hands on social media

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danielricciardo yeah stick it to the man

landonorris red bull admin about to lose their job

sebstroll why do i feel like red bull admin is on THIN ICE

redbullracing because admin IS on thin ice 🥶🥶

itsnotcharles admin has a crush on daniel and is quite literally risking their job for it

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yourusername

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yourusername topic is: I❤️NY

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yourbestfriend ohhh she finally posts the mystery man

yourusername 😉😉😉

f1wagupdates

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f1wagupdates Daniel Ricciardo seen in NYC with a new girl attached to his hip! No name yet but they must be serious if he brings her to the states weeks before COTA 🤔 leave your thoughts in the comments!

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ghostlewis rip red bull admin, hope she's taking the news okay

gaslygal and here lies the red bull admin x danny ric romance 😥 gonna miss those interactions

paddockgf watch as red bull admin stops posting about danny ric now

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yourusername

liked by chloestroll, yourbestfriend and 415 others

yourusername tonight

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yourbestfriend how long are you in NY for??

yourusername idk man i just go where the job takes me

redbullracing

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redbullracing save a horse ride a da- sorry, ride a cowboy

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danielricciardo yeehaw baby

paddockgf sorRRY?? RIDE A DANIEL? admin is openly flirting with him on social media now

landonorris woah admin keep it g-rated

redbullracing just close your eyes young one

yourusername 🥵🥵🥵

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danielricciardo

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danielricciardo texas photo dump (did i do it right? pierregasly)

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pierregasly 👌🏽👌🏽

hamiltonstire how is it that hes not even driving and he's still the most popular guy in the paddock

landonorris whos the girl

danielricciardo rbr admin landonorris pretty sure you shouldn't be kissing red bull's admin danielricciardo i do what i want

redbullracing danny ric ladies and gentlemen, everyone's (my) favorite cowboy

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danielricciardo

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danielricciardo black and white

tracktalk admin is on a date with danny ric !!!!!! the jacket, the hat!! it's all the same as red bulls story post 🥺🥺

paddockgf wait okay maybe that Marina girl on twitter was right, this girl sort of looks like yourusername

landonorris she kind of looks familar, have i seen her around the paddock before?

danielricciardo are you dating the rbr admin too?

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danielricciardo

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danielricciardo great day for a birthday

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redbullracing why does she look familiar

danielricciardo have you looked in the mirror recently?

yourusername i love you thank you

landonorris happy birthday yourusername i also love you

danielricciardo are you flirting with the red bull admin? on social media? landonorris i learn from the best

paddockgf YAAAA IT'S CONFIRMED

russellstires someone tell the fbi to hire that marina girl

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requests are open

[writing-for-life]

Sandman Sneak Peek Analysis

There is Brief Lives in this, but you’ll miss it if you blink…

Is everyone recovering? 🤣

So we obviously got our fill of thirst traps, but I wanted to analyse the sneak peek (click to watch) a bit more closely.

Many people were commenting they only see Season of Mists and Song of Orpheus in the clip, but I don’t think that’s true. We obviously don’t know what exactly they did to the arcs and what might have changed, but I still predict that the first batch will be Season of Mists and Brief Lives (with other stuff thrown in, I wrote about it here). [I think we also saw a clip from Thermidor in the sneak peek, and that Lady Johanna Constantine was in it, but that just as an aside.]

So let’s start with stills I think are definitely from

Brief Lives

I honestly think it’s this (they’re lighting his face from below for a campfire effect, there are candles etc):

Edit 22/09:

We sleuthed a bit more across several platforms, and some clever people pointed out this:

These two frames appear in different places of the sneak peak, so we can’t know for certain if they are from the same scene. It is possible though. And if they are: He is wearing his ruby on the one to the left. It’s hard to tell if it’s the same thing to the right, but it could be? If so, that would mean this could be from Song of Orpheus instead of Brief Lives.

He does wear a clasp in Brief Lives all the way through, so that’s also possible, but again: If these shots are from the same scene, which it honestly looks like, I’m now leaning towards Song of Orpheus, and this particular scene (there’s a fire there, too):

Plus, if you zoom in and squint really hard, he seems to be wearing something on his shoulder here, too:

What else?

We see Despair’s Realm. But we don’t in Season of Mists. So this is either Brief Lives, or they give us a bit of Three Septembers and a January (which I’d love tbh, but I’m not going to hold my breath).

Next:

I think this could be Ruby’s/Wanda’s death/the fire. It’s really hard to see, but that could be Indya Moore sleeping? Let me know what you think…

Then this one:

I bet my bottom dollar this is Suffragette City and Ishtar’s dance. Now, the bottom panel is a tricky one because in the sneak peek, it’s actually right after the shot of (presumed) Wanda, so my initial response was it’s the fire. But the curtains look exactly the same as in the one with Ishtar’s dance, plus I think the glass is also in both shots. Which makes me think they either just put those scenes randomly together in the clip despite them being separate, OR that they changed the arc a bit and pulled Wanda/Ruby and Ishtar’s dance together. Either way, we’re definitely in Brief Lives I think.

Over to…

Season of Mists

I cackled like a lunatic when I saw this. IYKYK, but I somehow didn’t expect them to give us that one. Hurray (or not, depending on whether you like spiders I guess 🤣)

Angels looking modern…

Shame really, I wouldn’t have minded a more comics accurate look, but hey. Also: Is that your man Edward, @marlowe-zara ? Hard to tell from this angle, but I think it could be?

That’s also Andre Flynn in the background (also an Angel then).

Shivering Jemmy with the balloon! 🎈 If she doesn’t dump it on Dream, I’m gonna riot!

These ones with Lucienne are hard to place, and they could be anything, but they somehow give me stronger Season of Mists than Brief Lives vibes, although both is possible.

I have a hunch it’s this one:

Then there’s naturally all the obvious stuff (Cluracan, Susano-o-No-Mikoto, the family dinner etc etc), but I don’t think I have to get into those because they jump out at us straightaway.

More in the realm of

Casting

I think that might be Ella Rumpf as Eurydice, @tickldpnk8 What do you think?

This is definitely Wil Coban, but who he? Fae (the ears suggest so much)?

So what’s everyone thinking?

[000-y]

[tojisun]

simon is a thirst trap king okay ???

especially in a relationship with you. he loovveesss sending thirst trap videos and pics cause he's a fucking whore and he LOVES your reactions.

imagine he sends you this video of himself walking in the rain in a thin t-shirt that hugs his muscles:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8JJerVp/

I'M S(CREAMING) 🛐🛐🛐🛐

also simon lowkey has a tik tok where he posts these thirst traps because YOU want him to 😭

OH MY GODDD

im giggling but simon is a thirst trap king for sure!! his body is great, with the scars and all, and he knows it and i love that so much!

it starts with a gym pic—a black compression shirt, some shorts, and his beautiful tatted delts on display. has your mouth watering so you send him appreciative comments, chirping how he looks good and that wow he should really come home soon. (he did lol)

then it exploded into something permanent when you posted it on your socials—“ribbon challenge with my man” and it’s him tearing through the pink bow on his bicep by flexing, and people, rightfully so, are interesteddd

he starts an account per your suggestion, and every post a video he’s already sent you so he always dedicates them to you. he always tags your user in every post, and there are no hashtags or anything, and he limits the comments to only you because you’re truly the only target audience he needs 🙂‍↕️

sure his friends start featuring in them (number one liked video was when he dumped his phone on price and this man was so sleep deprived, he thought he’s on a facetime call or smthn and just started murmuring, “hey. yeah how are you?” (this greeting is just muscle memory) “sorry i can’t hear you well because the kids (he means the boys) are loud but when are they not. hello? i cant hear you—” he brought the phone close to his forehead. “hello? simon! the call’s been dropped, i think!”) but it’s always videos of him flexing, or showing off his back, or his tits to you first then to the masses LOL

but yea this man thirst traps well. needs to tease you first, you know?

(you start retaliating and, well, simon can no longer let the lads borrow his phone)

[thearchercore]

the first photo in that dump being shirtless charles is so funny to me like max opening instagram and that’s the image that pops up on his feed 😭

unfortunately the thirst trap did work on max and he liked it immediately

[abbysbunny]

MODERN!MIZU HC'S

random little things about modern mizuu

warnings: none!

notes: hai pookies, I wrote this at 1 am so uhm !

modern!mizu who plays guitar to empress you on the first date

modern!mizu who can cook like a chef, like deadass she's an amazing cook, she'll put in so much work into making meals for you

modern!mizu who makes thirst traps and adds the hashtag "Ilovemygf" on every.single.video.

morden!mizu who when she goes out with you always has her arm wrapped around your hip or her arm around your shoulder, she just always has to have physical contact with you

modern!mizu who wears sweats and a t-shirt most of the time, baggy jeans if she's feeling silly🤭

modern!mizu who does monthly Instagram dumps and puts you in every one of them, at least 5 photos are just you

modern!mizu who when she misses you calls you and forces you to listen to all the times in the day she thought about you and what made her think about you

modern!mizu who forgets you live in different apartments and will call your name and then realized you're not actually there

modern!mizu who doesn't get most of your "tik tok" jokes, like if you made a rose toy joke around her she'll scoff at you

modern!mizu whose tiktok fyp is nerdy stuff, like it's about all her silly little nerd interest

modern!mizu who listens to childish gambino, boygenius, 2pac, the weeknd, weezer, radiohead and lana del rey

modern!mizu who likes her coffee with almond milk because she thinks of cow's milk as puss water

modern!mizu who writes songs about you and preforms them at bars for free, she loves watching you get emotional in small crowds because you know she's talking about you