#a shame maglor will probably never be in the show bc i think if you put him in galadriel in the same room it would spontaneously combust

[kazz-brekker]

i don't think that adar is maglor not just because i don't think rings of power has the rights to mention the sons of feanor but also because maglor was still canonically hanging around doing things like yeeting silmarils into the ocean after the defeat of morgoth plus i don't think he would be caught dead without a musical instrument at hand

[thelioninmybed]

A billion replies from like two weeks ago

nihilsupernum replied to your post “I wrote this a billion years ago for Em and June and never posted? idk...”

this is so fucking relatable frankly

I aspire to relatable fucking and of all my fic I suppose this isn’t the worst one to find relatable! (show of hands, which would be the worst? ...was it the severed hand hand job?)

nihilsupernum replied to your link “Childish Things - TheLionInMyBed - The Silmarillion and other...”

not only did this make me cry, which is not in itself particularly remarkable, it made me feel shame about it, which is

Why are you ashamed of THIS though and not of telling me about your failed desk sex

nihilsupernum replied to your post “Previously: 1, 2, 3 “You always were my favourite nephew,” Fingolfin...”

alright but fingon would totally handle being a POW better than maedhros bc he’d just be like “yeah this was probably going to happen eventually, what with, you know, my everything”

idk, Fingon can handle a lot of things but he doesn’t strike me as one for hanging around

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “The Russian fandom over on ficbook.net probably asked me for this AU,...”

wine mom maedhros. the copper circlet, you fiend. maglor as gleeful as a bag of dicks for scoring a single hand pun. THESE BE THE GREAT AND NOBLE, OF THE ROYAL HOUSE, AH YES

The copper circlet is mandatory, how else you can tell he’s GREAT AND NOBLE when he’s fucking drunk on vinegar at three in the afternoon. 

theotherwesley replied to your post “character (other than luthien *lol* because that's canon) most likely...”

Melkor: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I mean, it’s your dick (pseudopod?) my dude...

rio-abajo-rio replied to your post “The Russian fandom over on ficbook.net probably asked me for this AU,...”

whoa it's truly horrifying I'm impressed... I dread to think what would come after... but hope Fingon would be happy.... somehow... somehow... and thank you very much for this gift for us))

I figure as long as one of them is wearing a crown to bed, they can figure shit out <3

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “maglor vs. maeglin”

I know I'm a deviant but don't throw terms like 'in the sack' around for me to willfully misinterpret

I don’t see Maglor/Maeglin going any better for anyone than Maglor vs Maeglin. Probably way way worse. 

mywoesaregranular replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

This is so fking sick I love itttt

TY for enjoying this Found Family fluff. 

chestnut-podfic replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bill the Horse”

"turn the stables"

How dare you.

curufins-smile replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

maglor. maglor no. stop.

Shhh. Let him parent. 

simaethae replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

this is AWFUL i love how it goes from actually sort of cute to this nightmare parody of it?? aaaa

Maglor is probably thinking this somewhere in the back of his mind but he can’t stop now, someone cut the breaks. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bill the Horse”

flawless reasoning, also agreed that this is only accomplished with atheist bree, after which the town would kick his butt

also i scrolled through your blog searching for what prompted this but have concluded that you just get an inverse type of anon, the kind that generate the meme prompt before it's even been posted.

Either the anon is a time traveller or fucking tumblr mobile is screwing up my inbox again with future asks, ugh. 

vardasvapors replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bree the Town”

…..yes

I hope you’re not being sarcastic because you having asked is the least scary option.

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

This is. A very good Halloween story.

God I have such crawls (but also the fuckin arid way you voice Maedhros is my FAVORITE)

Maedhros is arid because Maglor hid his wine again, the fucker. 

berrysphase replied to your post “berrysphase replied to your quote “We could have a lot of fun with...”

thank goodness for the diversity of human thought, I mean, I for one never would have thought to mash up the venus of willendorf with a dildo, and the world would have been the lesser for it

I think lesser is the right word

It’s a wonderful world! As in, to quote Pratchett, it provokes wonder. 

theotherwesley replied to your post “berrysphase replied to your quote “We could have a lot of fun with...”

she's beautiful

She’s for sale! ...when they get back from the artists, I am NOT looking forward to the days ahead.