#a sexy goose

[glasshouseblog]

My parents keep loudly mentioning my "helmet fetish" and they're not wrong but why you gotta say it at a family dinner 💀

[somedayillbepeterpan]

Hottest Colin moments in Season 3?

I can’t properly judge this until part 2 comes out, anon. I’m pretty sure I’ll be dead by the time part 2 comes out because I reaaallly like how subtle Luke Newton plays Colin. I was worried about him because Nicola outshines him in s1 and s2 but I guess he really just needed the right material to showcase his talent.

Boy makes this sensitive goose so SEXY.

But for part 1, here are my TOP moments:

1. His mischievous face and voice when he asks Pen if she was going to marry him or not. My mind flipped to another dimension when I first watched it.

2. His slutty face when Pen runs her hand on his hair in the carriage scene. That face did things to me.

3. When he was staring at Pen eating cake. I can’t help be enamoured at someone who is turned on by someone eating food because I do the same thing.

4. Post-dream tortured poet babygurl Colin because a. Shirtless, and b. Confused wet dream-crazed face.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

[pixelpetshop]

Gigadeon werewolf 👓

[thesweetesthottie]

Victoria Monet ✨️

[grunkulous]

It’s another winter again

[dancing-around-the-flames]

[bonelessbabe21]

i react normally to anger and frustration! i am very capable of regulating my emotions normally and like an adult! there is no reason to punch and bite and hurt myself due to minor inconveniences! hyperventilating and screaming due to very small annoyances is an overreaction and is unnecessary! i am cool as a cucumber and have normal reactions just like every body else!

[ken-dom]

Ryan Gosling singing about zombies is somehow the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard?

The smell of my breath from the blood in your neck like? ???

[oscillating-fan-whore5]

Paul is real I too am in love with Kat

[a--messy--blog]

omg the part where Karen happily said she "did it" in sexy is because she wanted to be a sexy doctor to cure sex cancer which Gretchen said "Sex cancer does not exist", but Karen thought she finally cured sex cancer and it doesn't exist anymore like-

[name-that-isnt]

Bamboozled rn, as the only thing continuing my use of the grayrose label over the aroace label is the fact that I think I've felt sexual and romantic attraction before, I just don't quite remember when

[spring-lxcked]

@facsimila asked: ❝ overcome with insane lust &. rage no choice but to bite him like a rabid dog. ❞

"If you can give it, you'd better be ready to get it twice as badly."

[omo-goose]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY!

you're all so valid, I hope all of you know that you deserve the world and I hope something nice happens for every one of you❤️

[starsweepers]

she literally said "i'm the goose with the juice" how can you hate her

[goose-master-2000]

“nah i don’t have a crush, i just think he’s attractive….and i like the way he covers his whole face with both hands when he laughs, and how he runs his hand through his hair, and how his eyes crinkle when he smiles….and i notice that he always comes to class with wet hair because he showers in the morning, and how he puts his hand on his chin when he looks at his computer, and how he wears the same watch everyday, and how he volunteers to be partners with someone just to help them out even though he could do it perfectly fine on his own, and how even though he’s the smartest kid in class he’s a huge procrastinator, and how he always carries at least two basic orange pencils with him, and how he decided to take an extra math class during his free block because he was bored, and how he’s always eating healthy snacks during class because he’s an athlete, and how he moves his car during sports games so visiting parents have places to park, and how he stays late in art to help clean up, and how when i first came to this school and i was so scared to talk to people because of COVID, he was the only other one wearing an N-95 mask. I remember when I was put in the wrong Spanish class and when I didn’t know what to say, he said, ‘It’s okay, take your time, I’ll go first.’

And I notice all these things about him….but I can’t have a crush, because if I let myself, I’d get my heart broken.”

[tralis]

@ricochetluv