#a patient bf

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

Sneaky sneaky little birdie

The Sign, Ep 9

[kentophilia]

ykw. fuck it.

i'll continue writing out of spite. i fucking refuse to let these feelings win. i'm writing because i like it, i'm writing what i want to write and read and i'm happy if even one person likes it too.

yes the tumblr algorithm fucking sucks and i know i'm not alone and i know these feelings will come back but i am too fucking stubborn to let this hobby go. that's what it is, a hobby. and it shouldn't stress me out to this point it's supposed to bring me joy.

thank you for the support and love you've given me, i genuinely appreciate it very much and i hope that despite me sometimes casting a depressing shadow over everything you can still enjoy my works. i loved writing every single one and will continue to do so. this is my fucking blog my fucking hobby and tumblr can suck my fucking dick.

[housewifebuck]

duality of man

[joshbruh10x]

Protip: When making out with your boyfriend, make sure y'alls second boyfriend is properly hydrated while he waits his turn 👍

[blood-mocha-latte]

sorry if I'm being greedy since you just posted a snippet and you can ignore this if that's the case but 100k of Demacon I absolutely can't wait. Omg that's so exciting. May I please have a crumb of plot??? Do they try to make things work after the war????

hi!! no worries, you’re very very sweet lol. i’ve been working on this since the day ep4 of mota aired LMAO, so this fic has taken all sorts of twists and turns into insanity and then back out again and then gotten longer and shorter etc etc.

i’d say for a Crumb of plot the best i can explain is that it’s demarco pov, named for a jeff buckley song, and a fic that i wanted to look at from a perspective of working against All Odds to accomplish something that seems impossible. it runs from 8 october 1943 to 27 june 1950, and main events include them meeting, angry slow burn, alabama summers, and the slow and dragging dread of Someone Finding Out lol

i’ve gotten some questions about a mailing/tag list, so i’m putting it out officially: if you’d like to be tagged when it’s posted (we’re looking at january right now though that may be pushed to earlier) interact with this post in any way, shape, or form <3

finally, all other posts about this fic can be found under the tag lilac wine on my blog/under the cut in my nav if you’d like to check it out <3

complementary snippet?

[total-drama-brainrot]

hi idk if this has been said but . pls hear my vision… lindsay and noah platonic duo. brains and the beauty. noahs the brains. lindsays the beauty. noahs like “jeez this girl is dumb i cn manipulate her or smth” but then he starts warming up to her and they like paint eachothers nails and talk about boys or somthing idk please theyre besties trust 🤞

(also noah finally gets a makeover courtesy of lindsay)

I think I might've mentioned this exact duo before, though I may be wrong about that. Regardless, I've had Many A Thought about the potential dynamic between Lindsay "reclaiming bimbo as a term of empowerment" and Noah "could be god's biggest hater but was nerfed with an inability to GAF", to the point where I have a few drafts exploring this exact concept.

Through the lens of my eyes (blurry as it would be, my prescription fairly strong), I don't think Noah would ever consider manipulating Lindsay- at least, not in a similar manner to the likes of Heather or Alejandro. He's shown in canon to be pretty adverse to the idea. Why else would he make those comments about Alejandro in "I See London..."?

Not that he doesn't think about how easy it would be to use her. But his morality wins out over his scheming thoughts pretty quickly- no one wants to be New Heather, after all.

However, he's also shown a capacity to explore sneakier options of deception and trickery; pretending to pass out during the 20k run in The Big Sleep, trying to excuse his comment about Alejandro under the guise of it "being a compliment where he's from", tricking the Sasquatch with his fake ball throwing, getting himself eliminated on purpose in Dodgebrawl. I'm trying to think of other examples In Canon off the top of my head, but I'm coming up short since most of his actual speaking lines in the show are 'zingers' and 'witty one-liners' instead of actual character moments.

And we also know, from the way he treats Owen, that he's a lot more patient and indulgent towards the... 'slower' or 'simpler' contestants. He very rarely gets mad at Owen's mistakes- see how he gently chastises him in "Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan" when he's disturbing their set, he'd pretty much gentle parenting him, or how he doesn't even raise his voice against Owen after being blasted by nose-shake in "I See London...". You could argue that Owen just has best friend privileges, but given the way he also talks about his dog I think Noah just has a soft spot for happy-go-lucky, heart-of-gold, kind of stupid people (and blondes). Sound familiar?

Lindsay would fall under this umbrella of 'treat with kindness' because of this, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't try to subtly nudge her in the 'right direction'- out of Heather's and/or Alejandro's influence and into his own. For her own safety, of course.

Not that I think he'd even like Lindsay at first. The two of them are opposite ends of the social spectrum; I'd take a while for Lindsay to break through his snarky exterior, but I think eventually Noah would realise that she isn't the 'two-faced airhead popular girl' he'd assumed her to be and quickly warm up to her (she's airheaded, sure, but there's nothing two-faced or nefarious/mean-spirited about Lindsay). It's a classic case of "extrovert adopts introvert".

Meanwhile, Lindsay would be dead-set on breaking Noah out of his sour little shell. Either because she overhears Owen/Izzy/Eva explaining how Noah struggles to make friends because he's "very shy" and "mixes up his insults and his compliments", thus she assumes that, hey, Noah's made fun of her a few times, maybe that was just him trying to be friendly? So she makes it her mission to reciprocate his efforts and befriend him (much to Noah's initial suspicion, and begrudging appreciation).

Or she gets the concept of a 'gay best friend' stuck in her head (an impressive feat, getting anything stuck in such a vacant space /j) probably from watching too many high school teen dramas, and sees Noah as the ideal candidate since he pretty much embodies most of the stereotypical GBF traits; a sassy twink who's defining characteristic is making snarky comments. If Noah ever caught wind of this, he'd either be mortified by the concept and avoid Lindsay like the plague until she'd eventually hunt him down, or he'd think the whole concept is too funny to pass up and gladly play the part- if only for his own amusement. (Personally I headcanon him as bi, but he's so canonically queer coded that he fits the stereotype anyway.)

Which is all just a long-winded way of me saying I think Lindsay would kindle the friendship without giving Noah much of a choice (again, extrovert adopting introvert) and Noah would just go along with it, being the lazy guy he is, and quickly grow fond/protective over her.

If he and Owen are the golden retriever and black cat dynamic, Noah and Lindsay are an afghan hound and a black cat; Noah has a lot of black cat energy (that's just a given) and you cannot tell me that Lindsay isn't an afghan hound- they're pretty, gentle-natured and renown for their low intelligence.

Plus, Lindsay's capacity for meanness (as unintentional as it may be) would be comedy gold to Noah. He'd encourage her to keep that sharp tongue and steel spine, if not for his own entertainment, then to ensure she doesn't become someone else's doormat again. In return, Lindsay would bring out a softer side of Noah, likely a result of her reminding him of his several older sisters.

She'd absolutely abuse her 'soft Noah' privileges too by roping him in on sleepovers where the two of them gossip and paint each other's nails (Noah's against the idea at first but Lindsay hits him with the puppy eyes and he folds like a lawn chair), eventually leading to Lindsay giving Noah a much needed glow up. He finds himself enjoying the pampering- though he'd never admit it- and Lindsay's just ecstatic that she has someone to use as a dress-up doll (Tyler wouldn't let her give him another makeover after Paris).

[dawnofiight]

Since Gabe was alive when Sweetheart and Milo got together (I assume) I'll say it now they were prank besties when it came to Milo.

Gabe reminded Sweetheart of their Dads (I saw this hc from someone else I'll find it later) so- third dad found.

When they were told Gabe got into a car crash they had initially fainted.

When they got to the hospital and saw Gabe, they had fainted again.

When they woke up, Sweetheart almost went into the dumb fuckers (the drunk dude) hospital room and killed them too.

IDC THEY WERE BESTIES.

@candelett ty for putting this into my brain

[katsukiizmoon]

Katsuki sees me in shambles. I sob and plead, desperately praying to deities I do not believe in. And his heart squeezes. The wail that leaves my lungs feels like the only correct thing to do. But I don’t know what to do, and, he knows that.

He presses soft, slightly chapped lips on my swollen eyes. Then on the sides and apples of my cheeks. And neither of us feel guilt for this, because he knows my love for my other half knows no bounds. Just as my love for him does not.

There was a mutual understanding there.

“He still wants you, craves you, needs you. Even if he’s not here anymore. He rested with you on his mind.” The blonde murmurs reassurance and I crumble.

He wants me, he craves me, he needs me. Even if he isn’t on this earth with me anymore. I know he thought about me until his last moment. There’s no doubt about that. And I’ll miss him until mine.

[dearherondale]

My absolute favorite thing after finding a new piece of media is opening ao3 to find what are the fandom-specific tags and likes.

Unique experience, everytime

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

GUYS LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE GEM OF A COMMISSION DONE BY FREDDIE @cupiidzbow !!!!! IM SO INSANE!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥 APPLESHIPPING CONTENT ACQUIRED LET'S GO!!!!!!

[whistling-birds]

Sooooo last year my bf bought me a Mando helmet and now I have myself a Mandalorian and grogu

[akuma-tenshi]

i love putting in waaaay too much effort for a meme based off of a single comment my friend made

[lizzardwitch]

rj definitely did this while fran was in europe (he was stoned and tweaking in the middle of the night)

original below:

[teddybeartoji]

kunikida with a dorky boyfriend. send tweet.

[prettyboykatsuki]

isagi agrees to being a fwb but kisses your forehead before he leaves for practice u are not leaving that man

[purretty-moved]

my fp is going outside fuck this gay earth....