#a pair of cargo shorts
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reason no. 27 I should not be trusted with a time machine: I would go to Rome during one of the pant bans in jeans just to see what happens.
gets arrested cause they're all jealous of the deal I got on my black ripped jeans; $6.50 off the target clearance rack.
#shows up in ripped jeans#or sweatpants perhaps#a pair of cargo shorts#maybe some workout leggings#see what they say#reblog#rambles#ignore me#not helltalia#apersonwhotalks
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it's 2002 and Sk8er Boi just dropped on MTV
#ts4#the sims 4#s4 lookbook#lookbook#gothic revival is... interesting. It pairs well with other things rather than eachother#the boots and cargo shorts are EVERYTHING for me
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brother I have never had to do so much research about clothes. my history with fashion is going to the mall and getting a shirt I think is cute twice a year at most
#it’s engaging though I like to Know what im wearing and why it exists#um thank you also to the ouji fashion suggestor there’s blouses and vests and capelets in here. my wallet is staring at me in trepidation#kipspeak#BUT it also made me fall down the RABBIT HOLE and I’ve been researching for four hours. may put the front panel coat away and look for#a different style of contrast coat just to avoid That… also capes are cute… not super big into ruffles BUT I am really into these cute#neckties. one day I’ll get a pair of overalls/suspenders. I used to have one but it was Jeans and Not That Cute of a cut#realistically. I’m going to mostly keep wearing joggers and t shirts and Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts. BUT!! I WANTED TO TRY BEING CUTE#SO IM TRYING 2 BE CUTE. and handsome. at the same time#and might look more into cyberpunk techwear even though it’s so extremely expensive
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man i need more cool clothes
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🦴🐾The only thing cuter than Fred are his bulldogs🐾🦴
#those underbites melt my heart like movie theater nacho cheese#what I'd give to watch them while Fred is on tour. Or Fred can take me on tour & I can watch the pups for him while he's performing.#Oooh how fun would it be to dress the pups in matching Freddy D outfits#like doggie cargo shorts paired with fitted caps or fuzzy hats#I see it. I SEE THE VISION CLEARLY.#Fred Durst#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#Freddy D#The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst#down the rabbit hole
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*guy who is a hopeless transgendered comic nerd* I love dressing like a hopeless transgendered comic nerd
#i found a pair of cargo shorts i liked today and im like ah yeah. never taken these bad boys off#triple excel shirt and hoodie on cigarettes and manga in bed with the dog i shant be going anywhere
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guess who bought new paaaaants
#i hate pants shopping#i own two pairs of jeans one pair of cargo pants one pair of w/e fabric pants and one pair of capri pants#so five pairs of long pants total#as of today i have six 👍#there was another pair i liked but i would've needed to have them tailored#bc i'm 5'2 and they don't make pants for ants ig#i have plenty of cargo shorts#i found a pair i liked and bought it in five diff colors lmao#my next problem is tops bc i mostly just have t-shirts#clothing is such a pain
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Ava 🤝 me
Having 3 sets of the exact same outfit
#actually I have 3 of the same black shirts#and 3 pairs of cargo shorts#and 3 pairs of cargo pants#the cargo pants are for when I go out#the shorts are for work
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This morning’s blog activity has been brought to you by waiting in the parking lot for the thrift store to open
#one pair cargo shorts too small one pair cargo shorts almost worn out#time for replacement cargo shorts#my blather
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BRAND NEW $75-TAGS-STILL-ON MEN'S JEANS TEN BUCKS AT GOODWILL THAT ALSO PERFECTLY FIT MY BIG LADY ASS [PTERODACTYL SCREECH OF VICTORY]
#they're definitely too long I gotta hem em but that's IT#THANK YOU THRIFT GODS. FOR THE GIFT OF JEANS.#I've got a few pairs of men's cargo shorts but I actually have never found men's jeans that fit#they usually aren't equipped to handle my hips :'D#so I'm 😳!!! at how deep the pockets are lmao#about me
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the disappointment of seeing a really cool looking shirt on the rack at a thrift store, pulling it out to get a better look and check the price and size, and finding that the fabric feels like cheap plastic shit and the brand on the label is shein 😕
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“afabs only” hm and how do i prove this? i cut a hole in cargo shorts specifically to let my pussy out. “its a hole out kinda night” i say at the afab event. they dont have to like it, but they understand
#ggjj posts#trans#queer#I don’t actually own cargo shorts but i want to#this story is aspirational#maybe except the part where i ruin them#wait#TWO PAIRS OF CARGO SHORTS 😱
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why are rudy and louise a cargo shorts couple in all my roudise week works 😐
#theyre both ALWAYS wearing cargo shorts..... i dont own a single pair of them irl but i dont know what else high schoolers wear??#neither of them are particularly fem and when i think of high schoolers im like well Of course. cargo shorts#neither of them are the type to wear jeans imo#well nobody in bobs burgers is. MAYBE gene and linda#txt#bob's burgers
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As I was having a bad week, I 1.) shaved; 2.) re-bleached and dyed my hair; 3.) bought new cargo shorts online off a depop-type website because my partner haaaaaated my old cargo shorts (lol), only the new cargo shorts turned out to be these sort of skintight cargo/bike short hybrids. They're also denim, so... jarbike shorts? jigo shorts???
#personal photos#face reveal#'who's the man and who's the woman in your gay relationship'#well by the metrics most people use most of the time i'm probably the woman#but when it comes to wearing the same pair of ratty cargo shorts in a color that's ugly and doesn't flatter me at all OR match my shirts#almost every day for half the summer#i'm definitely the man
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my cargo pants duplicated overnight
lucky, i want more cargo pants
#i have one very worn pair and they’re black and developing a hole#i will cry when they have to be thrown away#i used to own 2 other pairs and one is ugly and the other had a hole#then i have my cargo shorts but my legs are hairy and i don’t wanna shave em#so i can’t wear them cause my mum will judge me#and irs cold i will freeze and die#i hate the cold
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Haven't played baulders gate yet but karlach should have like a Californian accent I don't know how to explain it but
She's built to be a skater dudette idk how to explain it
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