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some stuff ive made over the past few months that i think is silly
#ily picsart. and pinterest. where i got 90% of these photos. except the scary bez one thats a screenshot of the motogp account#'you have a lot of valentino in here.....' yeah not my fault hes every photo i have. hes charismatic and whimsical like tinkerbell but worse#maybe peter pan. lore accuracy wise: peter pan. idr that book so grain of salt#i am tagging no one this is stupid 😭😭😭#i have more but tumblr limits me to 10. woke agenda strikes again 🙄🙄#if u think its funny (it is not </3 also unoriginal but bah) lmk............mayhaps more.....probably not#also i am aware casey and vale are friends its just funnier if they arent. character undevelopment. regression.#motogp#f1#forgot i have the merc guys in here
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Your covers are great too! Cygnus/Kugui is my personal favourite -🌟
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looking back on that one its def not as bad as i remembered it, but it still def needs work... maybe it was shitty mixing but i also think fukase's voice is a bit too loud in some places for my liking... i was thinking abt remaking it but idk if that'll truly happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the one thing i still think i got right was the art i made for that crappy lil pv thing... whatever tf that outfit i designed for him is it kinda still pops off
#ask#IT MEANS A LOT THO THAT U LIKE MY SHITTY COVERS... most of them are. not really great but its all testing so its ok#is it telling that the only 2 song covers ive made that i actually kinda like are both machigerita songs. im based lmaooo#fukase's an interesting mfer to work with lmaoo... he's got great range but some of the strangest volume issues lolol#either he's too quiet compared to everyone else or he blasts your ears out... settle down boy 🙄#ive still got the original vpr for that cygnus cover but this one needs more than just turning down the brightness parameters to fix it#so if i do ever remake it itll need a lot more tweaking. auhg... also fuck you tumblr tag character limit let me live in PEACE#lemme just add two extra tags b/c of the added doodle cause... yeah i can#my art lol#star anon ollie
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SAGAU but Creator Reader has been tagging along with the Gourmet Supremos.
If you didn't know or have forgotten, Gourmet Supremos are one of those quest series that is randomized because some part of the questline can only be accessed with dailies (like Whispers in the Wind or Snezhnaya Does Not Believe in Tears or Garcia's Paean).
This questline spans from Inazuma up to Sumeru. I think there were 6-7 quests in total? I forgot. (it's 8).
(These are Julie, Parvaneh and Xudong in order.) There are more characters that made a cameo in here but we'll just limit it with these three.
Context dropped, onto the short HCs.
• Okay so, I didn't really read the whole story of this one so I'm just going to make some random HCs on the fly. I'm aiming for a goody-feel with this one so no heavy angst will be involved.
• Alright, so. Xudong is the leader of the Gourmet Supremos, and he only found you because when you land in Inazuma, you literally dropped into their camp and was about to steal a sausage from Julie's backpack (but there were so many ingredients there!!!)
• Xudong was fuming, lmao.
"THIEF!! SOMEONE, HELP!"
• Aight, geez, made you run a marathon there.
• The next time you've met, all three were together and they saw you roasting some lavender melon in some dilapidated tent you found while walking aimlessly. Hey, better than no shelter at all. For some unfathomable reason, your inventory only consists of food materials - with everything, and I mean everything, missing.
• God damn. It's like the heaven is telling you something. 🙄
• Anyways, yeah. So for some reason, the only access to the goddamn ingredients are locked, and you can't use it and you don't know when you would be able to use it, so you have to scrounge up whatever pitiful sources you can get.
• Sadly, it's mostly lavender melons.
• Like, you already made several dishes from this and it's really starting to grind on your gears, so you took a dive in one of the caverns and found some meat and was happily grilling it with the melons when the trio came out of nowhere.
"Thief!"
The hell. "I didn't get the sausage, though."
"But you still tried to!"
"I mean, I was dying of hunger, so.. you know."
Julie, bless her heart, gets in between you two. "It's fine, Xudong. They needed help, did they not?"
"But-"
This time, Parvaneh chimes in. "As they've told you, they didn't get anything, so let it go. And you." She points at you with calloused finger. "Who are you?"
That caught you off guard a little. Told them your name and, to Xudong's bewilderment, started chatting amicably with you. Some time later though, he softened a bit but still a little cautious. They traded cooking tips with you, and, to their utmost surprise, you exchanged many tips on cooking as well.
"How do you know all this?" Xudong asked as you finished explaining the difference between sauteing onion and garlic first.
"Oh. I'm uh, a professional chef back in our place. Been years though, so yeah." You replied as you took a bite of their chicken. "Holy shit, why is this so good?"
Julie and Parvaneh just smiled proudly.
• So like, you became a new addition to their team - but you actually specialize in desserts. Xudong has many a great views in cooking, as well as the two ladies, and together you journeyed the whole of Inazuma for rare ingredients and made some two or three journals that have been since published and loved by people. (The fangirling/fanboying is real when you saw Xiangling's message drooling about your own version of Tiramisu).
• One day, however, you lot came across a shrine - it doesn't look abandoned, oddly, but it looks really, really old. You asked them what's the deal with this one, and they explained about the Creator.
Oh.
You're in SAGAU?
Shit.
"People said they've come back, but we don't really know.."
Double shit.
• With that knowledge, you try and avoid the main cities as much as possible and only let the three buy on populated areas. Thank God they didn't really notice you suddenly covering half your face with a mask - which you only shrugged when asked.
"I like masks."
Fair enough, they suppose.
• ..oh fuck, is that Yae Miko?
"Ara, and who is this?"
Xudong, Julie and Parvaneh bows and you hastily followed.
"She is our new companion, Lady Miko."
She looks at you with an impish grin. "Oh?"
Dont act suspicious. Don't act suspicious.
"..yo."
Nice.
• Coming across the main characters from the game are very, VERY rare. You can actually count on one hand the characters you've met:
Yae Miko;
Thoma (he was going around asking for favors as usual and you bump into each other and only had quick apologies as interaction);
Kujou Sara (she was patrolling the area and asked about your mask - which you replied that it's part of your outfit. damn, her glare was fucking menacing!);
Kuki Shinobu (you were side to side buying groceries once), and lastly;
Kamisato Ayato (you actually didn't meet - you just saw him giving speech in a podium for some event you just came across).
• You figured, hey, maybe you're NOT the creator or whatever. And just tried to live normally after some time. The mask stayed though, because you just survived the pandemic back here and was cautious.
• About a year and six months with the team, Xudong suggested you come all to Sumeru to expand your knowledge. Holy shit, yes please!
• ..and then you met the Traveler on your way.
"Your Grace..?"
Triple shit.
😭 sorry for disappearing for about a year - i was too lazy finishing anything. And now, I added another idea not to finish on the list 💀 wrote this whole thing in like 30 minutes motivation really is a wonderful thing, huh?
#sagau brainrot#genshin impact#genshin impact sagau#genshin isekai#genshin headcanons#sagau idea#sagau x reader#sagau#genshin sagau
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From mine to yours | Max Verstappen Instagram au
Max Verstappen x fem! reader
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ Max does not hide his blatant favouritism!!!
Author's note: HAPPY DIWALI TO EVERYONE CELEBRATING!!! I hope all of you are doing good. This smau is a service to all my brown girlies, (and @maxiepinkz) consider it a Diwali gift. Also, my non-brown girles, all of you can read it just for the funnies (I like to think I am hilarious). Anyway, I love you all so much. Happy reading, my loves🤍
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Diwali, also known as Deepavali, is a Hindu festival celebrated with great enthusiasm across India and various other parts of the world. It symbolizes the victory of light over darkness and good over evil. Diwali typically involves lighting oil lamps or diyas, decorating homes, exchanging gifts, and enjoying festive meals with family and friends. The festival holds cultural, religious, and social significance, promoting the spirit of joy, unity, and hope.
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Needless to say, it's my favourite time of the year😁
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as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·゚misa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (10/-)
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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.
or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous
fic: see my masterlist 🤍
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sofie.svava even more happy times ahead!!
alexiaputellas ❤️
bff3 Wishing you lots of love and happiness in your new home!!
janafernandez3 Congratulationsss! 🔑
bff1 celebrating with the good clicquot i see! jk, here's to a ton of happy memories!!! you both deserve it 💘
yourusername home is wherever you are 😘 liked by marisabel_rguez ↳ albaps9 is it me or does it smell cheesy in here? liked by alexiaputellas
username1 and they were roommates!!! ↳ username2 historians will say they were good friends
jennihermoso When's the housewarming party? 😉
haleyraso Can't wait to see your fancy new pad 😍
leilaouahabi i'm visiting as soon as i can!!
albaps9 fyi, she's going to be a pain when it'll come to the decorating ↳ marisabel_rguez No worries! I find it cute that she's passionate about it! ↳ albaps9 she's turning your flaws into positives, @/yourusername keep her ↳ yourusername planning on it!!
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yourusername: one day at a time 🌼 Liked by bff3, friend1, marisabel_rguez and 1,320 others
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bff2 I MISS YOU ALREADY!! ↳ bff3 Me too. ↳ bff1 me three ↳ albaps9 me four ↳ alexiaputellas Me too. ↳ bbf1 alexia you broke our chain 😤 ↳ alexiaputellas 😂
marisabel_rguez Mi alma, I'll be back from camp before you know it! 😘 ↳ yourusername ☹️
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bff1 we already finished all the cupcakes on the train back 😇 liked by bff2
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marisabel_rguez: Loving loudly 😊 Liked by alexiaputellas, friend1, claudiaapina and 43,624 others
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username1 😍😍😍
bff2 The sweetest couple!
claudiaapina 👏
albaps9 seeing you two always makes me so happy, excuse me while i go and sob 😓
alexiaputellas Finally no more secrecy or surprises for me jajaja ↳ albaps9 don't you fucking jinx it now, you can still be teased and traumatised 🤣 ↳ alexiaputellas Ay, please no 🤨
jennihermoso As you should 😘
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bff2 Still the biggest surprise that you travelled here to celebrate with me. I love you two 😭😘 ↳ marisabel_rguez Of course! We love you too! 😁
bff3 Growing strong 🤩👶 ↳ bff1 hurry up!!
username1 the last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀 ↳ username2 We've never gotten a pic like that before omg 😭 ↳ username3 oh now it's real-real 🤭
username4 out, proud and pda bound 🤣
salmaparalluelo Guapa🔥
bff1 running a bakery?? ↳ bff2 (Bun in the oven) 🙄🤭
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you nooo where are you 🥺
Misa 🤍 Good morning, love!! Getting groceries with your mami. You looked too peaceful. Didn’t want to wake you. Didn’t you find my note?
you what note? 😔
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you wait i found it!! i love you too 😊
you oh and can you please bring more of my favourite snacks? alba ate them last night ):
Misa 🤍 Already got them in the cart 😛
you te quiero MUCHO
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Misa 🤍 Hey, now where are YOU? 😂😅
you walking the dogs with albs and ale 😳
you but i'll be back in a sec! prometo 🤍🌼
Misa 🤍 No worries, take as long as you need. I've been wanting to have a chat with your mom for a while now anyway 😘
you better not be about me. you know that gossiping is a sin, right?
Misa 🤍 Can it really be called gossiping when it's just gushing about you?
Misa 🤍 And hey, what we did last night wasn't? Since when have you been on your best behaviour?
you just feel like being a good girl for you for once
you anyway, you better watch her, because she can't help herself but do stuff around the house and there are things i don’t need her to find 😐
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you misa??
you this is important 😖
you MARIA ISABEL RODRIGUEZ!
you ay ay ay... oh no 😅
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username5 PLS NO TROUBLE IN PARADISE PLS PLS PLS I BEG
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𝐌𝐫. 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐓𝐰𝐨 | Stucky x f!reader
Part One | Three Pairings: Bucky Barnes x f!reader, Steve Rogers x f!reader | Daughter of Thaddeus Ross (Red Hulk) Words: 4.4K Themes: Forbidden/Off-Limits Reader, Love Triangle, M for Mature, 18+ , Post-Endgame, AGE GAP (24y/o reader). Summary: Y/N wakes up thinking about the stranger she danced with at a party the night before. After a lighthearted conversation with her father, Thaddeus Ross, she runs into Bucky Barnes, and they share playful banter. Later, Thaddeus informs Y/N of an upcoming event where he plans to publicly introduce her as his daughter, leaving her feeling the pressure of his expectations. A/N: Bucky is cute <3 . Let me know if you want to be tagged. Peace. taggies: @astrelz @pattiemac1
Y/N groaned as she stirred in her bed, the early morning light filtering through the curtains. Her head throbbed faintly, a reminder of the drinks from last night’s party. For a brief moment, she lay there, trying to piece together the flashes of the evening—the loud music, the flashing lights, the swirling sea of people. And then, him.
Her thoughts drifted back to the dance floor and the stranger she had been dancing with. She didn’t know his name—she hadn’t even had the chance to ask. But he was handsome, with warm eyes and a smile that made her feel like the world had shrunk down to just the two of them. Her heart skipped a beat at the memory of how their bodies had moved together, how carefree she had felt in that moment—something she hadn’t felt in a long time.
Y/N sat up, rubbing her eyes. “What were you thinking?” she muttered to herself. It wasn’t like her to dance with a stranger like that, to let herself get swept up in the moment. It must have been the drinks... and the energy of the party.
Her phone buzzed on the nightstand, and she picked it up, already anticipating the messages waiting for her. Sure enough, her friends had bombarded her with texts.
Yooo, I heard you kissed someone last night, girl!!! That's wild ;) tell us more.
LOL, bestie acting like she’s not engaged. 💅🏻
Is it even considered engagement if they’re not in love 🙄
Y/N chuckled softly, rolling her eyes as she set her phone back down. They were making it sound like something more than it was. But, as much as she tried to dismiss it, the thought lingered in her mind: who was he? Would she see him again? She shook her head, pushing the thoughts away. It was just a party. No need to get ahead of herself.
Throwing off the covers, Y/N swung her legs out of bed and padded to the bathroom, splashing cool water on her face to help wake herself up. She gazed at her reflection in the mirror, noting the faint smudges of makeup still clinging to her eyes from the night before. After a quick shower and a fresh change of clothes, she felt a little more like herself.
As she tied her hair up and applied light makeup, her thoughts kept drifting back to the night before, to the stranger whose face was blurred in the chaos of the party. She shook her head, mentally scolding herself for getting so caught up in it.
Y/N threw on a light sweater and jeans before heading into the kitchen. She needed coffee—and clarity.
When she walked into the kitchen, she was surprised to see her father, Thaddeus, sitting at the table with a newspaper, a cup of coffee in his hand. His presence wasn’t unusual, but Y/N hadn’t expected him to still be home this late in the morning.
She grabbed her own cup of coffee, shooting him a teasing smile as she sat down across from him. “You’re home a lot for someone who just became the new president of this country,” she joked, her tone light.
Thaddeus raised an eyebrow, glancing up from his paper with a faint smirk. “And you’re out a lot for someone in their second rotation of internship.”
Y/N chuckled, sipping her coffee. “Touché.”
Her father’s response had its usual sharpness, but there was no malice behind it. Y/N knew he wasn’t one for small talk or gentle prodding, but the way he scrutinized her sometimes made her feel like she was still a child under his watchful eye.
“You had work yesterday?” he asked, though his tone suggested he already knew the answer.
“Yeah, I did,” Y/N replied, nodding. “I finished up late but made it to the party afterward.”
Thaddeus gave her a nod before glancing at his watch. “You need a ride?” he offered casually, though Y/N could tell by his tone he was more concerned about her safety than he let on.
Y/N raised an eyebrow, giving her father an exaggerated, ridiculous look. “And be seen with your men in black? No thanks, Dad. I don’t think I need that kind of attention today,” she quipped, gesturing toward the discreet, yet ever-present security detail that followed her father everywhere.
Thaddeus smirked, clearly amused by her response, but didn’t push the matter. “Suit yourself. Just don’t take any unnecessary risks.”
Y/N chuckled, shaking her head. “Uh, since when do I take unnecessary risks?”
Thaddeus raised an eyebrow, a rare hint of amusement flickering across his face. “Uh, all the time?” he replied, mimicking her tone perfectly.
Y/N gave him an exaggerated look of disbelief, stifling a grin. “You wish,” she shot back, rolling her eyes.
Thaddeus smirked, lowering his newspaper slightly. “Just don’t forget who’s watching your back.”
Y/N smiled, shaking her head. “I won’t. Trust me. It’s just errands and work today.”
Her father’s gaze lingered on her for a moment longer, his eyes filled with the same mixture of protectiveness and practicality she had grown used to. “Stay focused. You’ve got responsibilities,” he reminded her, his voice carrying the weight of the expectations placed on her.
Y/N didn’t bother responding. She’d heard that speech enough times to know it by heart. Instead, she smiled at him one last time and stood up, grabbing her keys from the counter. “I’ve got to get going. Busy day ahead.”
Thaddeus gave her a quick nod, returning to his newspaper, though Y/N knew he’d be keeping an eye on her movements regardless. As she walked out the door, her thoughts drifted back to the events of the night before—and the man she couldn’t quite stop thinking about.
× × × ×
“Oh! I’m sorry,” she said quickly, glancing up to find herself face-to-face with none other than Sergeant Barnes.
“Y/N,” Bucky replied, his voice calm, but his eyes were sharp, taking her in.
“I seem to be running into you quite a lot.” Y/N smiled, the surprise quickly melting into a teasing grin.
Bucky raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at the edge of his mouth. “Are you sure you’re not stalking me?”
Y/N blinked in mock shock. “Me? Stalking you?” She placed a hand on her chest, feigning offense. “Isn’t accusing the other person of stalking the first sign of a guilty conscience?”
Bucky’s lips twitched, the smirk more pronounced now. “Pretty sure that’s exactly what a stalker would say. You deflect, deny, and act innocent.”
“Says the guy who’s been in every café I’ve visited this week. Who’s stalking who now?” She tilted her head, narrowing her eyes playfully.
Bucky chuckled, “Fair point.”
Y/N’s smile widened, pleased with herself. “Relax. I think we’re safe. It’s too early for me to start psychoanalyzing you.”
“Good to know,” he said, “Not sure I’d survive a full session outside the office.”
“Don’t worry,” she teased. “You’re safe—for now.”
There was a moment of easy silence before Bucky’s face returned to its usual guarded look. “I’ve got to get going,” he said, though there was a slight pause as if he wasn’t entirely eager to leave.
“Of course,” Y/N nodded, slightly showing teeth in her smile. “I’ll see you next week.”
“Don’t count on it.” Bucky gave her a look, equal parts amusement and warning.
“I’m counting, it’s only once a week~,” Y/N sang with a mischievous glint in her eyes.
“We’ll see.”
As he walked away, Y/N watched him for a moment, shaking her head with amusement. There was always something about Bucky that intrigued her—his ability to keep people at arm’s length while being oddly easy to talk to. She turned and stepped back into the café but found herself glancing out of the corner of her eye, noticing that Bucky had stopped.
Through the window, Bucky’s gaze lingered on Y/N as she joined a man at a table. She smiled at him—bright, carefree, the same way she had the night before. Bucky’s attention to detail, a finely honed skill from years of survival, picked up on the subtle nuances. That smile, the way her eyes crinkled at the corners, the way she relaxed into the conversation—it all clicked.
How had he missed it before?
She had been at the party. She was the girl Steve had danced with.
Bucky’s jaw tightened, his fists clenching slightly inside his pockets. He stood there a second longer, letting the memory of her dancing, laughing with Steve, swirl in his mind alongside this revelation. The carefree version of Y/N, the one he’d never seen in their professional encounters, had escaped his notice until now. He’d been so focused on keeping his distance at the party that he hadn’t pieced it together.
× × × ×
After her brief exchange with Bucky, Y/N stepped back into the café, her mind still lingering on their playful banter. She took a deep breath, pushing the thoughts aside as she spotted her fiancé, Ethan, seated near the window. The morning light filtered through the glass, casting a soft glow on the café, but the atmosphere between them always felt cold. Ethan sat with his back straight, scrolling through his phone, exuding his usual disciplined detachment.
Y/N approached and slid into the chair opposite him. “Sorry I’m late."
Ethan didn’t bother looking up. “You’re always cutting it close,” he remarked, his voice monotone, thumb still flicking across the screen. After a moment, he sighed and put his phone down, glancing at her briefly, as if checking off a box.
“I was just catching up with someone outside,” Y/N explained, trying to smooth over the interaction, but she could already feel the tension building between them.
“Must’ve been important to make you late,” Ethan replied, though his tone lacked any genuine curiosity. His focus was already drifting to the menu in front of him.
“It was just a quick chat,” she said, keeping her voice neutral. But inside, she couldn’t help but compare this hollow exchange to the ease she had felt outside with Bucky.
Ethan glanced up again, his eyes narrowing slightly. “You were out late last night,” he commented.
“It was just a party with friends,” she replied, but the words felt heavy on her tongue. The guilt, the emptiness of it all. They both knew this wasn’t how an engagement was supposed to feel.
Ethan’s gaze hardened, his lips pressing into a thin line. “You should be careful. People notice.”
That did it. Y/N could feel something inside her snap, the pretense no longer bearable. She had been dancing around this moment for too long.
"People notice," she echoed bitterly, her eyes locking with his. "Maybe that's why you keep things so quiet about her."
Ethan’s body went rigid, and for the first time, something flickered behind his eyes. He wasn’t as unreadable now.
“You still love her, don’t you?” Y/N leaned forward, her voice quieter but sharper.
Ethan’s jaw tightened, his calm façade starting to crack. "Don’t."
“No, I’m serious. Why haven’t you done anything to stop this arrangement?” Her voice grew firmer, her frustration spilling over. “You don’t love me. You’ve never loved me. I’m not blind, Ethan.”
His expression shifted from indifference to anger, pain, maybe even regret—but he didn’t respond immediately. His silence told her everything.
Y/N pressed further, her voice now a whisper laced with bitterness. “You want to know why we’re pretending? Because you’re too much of a coward to call it off. You’re still holding on to someone who isn’t here.”
“Don’t talk about her,” Ethan finally snapped, his voice low but heated. His eyes darkened, the calm mask he wore now fully gone.
Y/N shook her head, her heart aching, not for herself, but for what they had become. “It’s always been her, hasn’t it? You never wanted this with me.”
He ran a hand through his hair, the weight of her words pressing down on him. “It’s not that simple,” he muttered.
Y/N’s eyes softened, but her resolve didn’t waver. “Yes, it is. We’re lying to ourselves. You don’t want me, Ethan. You want her. And I can’t do this anymore.”
Ethan’s hands clenched into fists on the table, but for once, he wasn’t cold. “This isn’t just about what I want,” he said, his voice thick with frustration. “There are expectations—our families, everything. You think I can just walk away?”
Y/N let out a bitter laugh. “Is that what this is? You’re staying because it’s easier than facing the truth? Because it’s easier than admitting you’re still in love with someone else?”
Ethan looked away, unable to meet her eyes. “Me and her are over.”
“And so are we,” Y/N said, her voice steady, even though her heart was racing. “I’m done pretending. If you won’t call it off, I will.”
Ethan finally looked at her, his eyes searching hers, but he didn’t say anything. He didn’t try to stop her.
Y/N stood, the chair scraping against the floor as she rose. “I deserve more than this, and so do you.” She turned away, her feet carrying her out of the café as the cool morning air hit her.
For the first time in years, Y/N felt a weight lifting off her chest. It didn’t make it any less painful, but it was the first step toward something real.
× × × ×
Later that evening, Y/N found herself wandering through the aisles of the local grocery store, a basket hanging loosely from her arm. After the emotional upheaval of the morning, she needed to ground herself with something mundane. Grocery shopping was the perfect distraction—normal, uneventful.
As she moved from aisle to aisle, Y/N’s mind drifted. Thoughts of Ethan and the end of their engagement gnawed at the edges of her focus, but she pushed them away. She wasn’t going to dwell on it now. She was starting over. But still, a flicker of guilt lingered, especially as her thoughts occasionally drifted to the man at the party or the brief exchange with Bucky that morning.
Her head bops while she hums to ‘Material Girl’ playing on the grocery store's stereos. She rounded the corner of the produce section and reached for an apple when a familiar voice made her pause.
“You always seem to run into me at the strangest places.”
Y/N turned, and there he was—Bucky Barnes, standing a few feet away, holding a basket of his own. His dark hair was tousled slightly, and he looked more at ease than she was used to seeing him. His usual serious expression softened as their eyes met.
She couldn’t help but smile. “I could say the same about you. First the café, now the grocery store? I’m starting to think you’re following me.”
Bucky let out a quiet chuckle, his lips curving into a rare smile. “If anyone’s the stalker here, it’s probably you.”
Y/N raised an eyebrow, feigning offense. “You still think I’m stalking you?”
“Well,” Bucky shrugged, glancing at the apple she was holding. “Seems like we’ve got a pattern going.”
She laughed, shaking her head. “If I knew I was going to run into you, I’d have dressed better for the occasion.” She gestured at her casual outfit—jeans and a loose sweater, far from anything special.
Bucky’s gaze flickered briefly over her, “You’re fine.”
There was a beat of silence as they stood in the middle of the aisle, surrounded by the ordinary sounds of grocery shopping—carts rolling, quiet chatter, the hum of refrigeration.
“So,” Y/N said, breaking the silence, “what brings you here? Stocking up for the week?”
Bucky glanced down at his basket, which had a few basic items—milk, bread, some vegetables. “Something like that.”
Y/N nodded, then playfully added, “I would’ve thought you as more of a ‘grab takeout and go’ kind of guy.”
Bucky shrugged, “I try to keep things simple.”
“Yeah, simple’s good.” She smiled at that, appreciating his no-nonsense approach.
For a moment, neither of them said anything, but it didn’t feel awkward. It was a comfortable silence, and Y/N found herself enjoying the unexpected company. There was something easy about being around Bucky, despite his usual guarded demeanor.
“Well,” Bucky said finally, adjusting the basket in his hand. “I should probably finish up.”
“Yeah, me too,” Y/N replied, but neither of them moved. She hesitated, then added, “It was nice running into you again.”
Bucky nodded, his gaze lingering on her for just a moment longer than usual. “You too.”
As he turned to leave, Y/N watched him walk away, with a small sigh, she grabbed a few more apples, trying to focus on her shopping. But as she moved through the store, she realized that despite the ordinary day, this chance encounter didn’t feel ordinary at all.
After arriving home and resting, Y/N stood in the kitchen, humming quietly to herself as she sliced apples. The rhythmic sound of the knife against the cutting board matched the upbeat tune she had stuck in her head—a song she couldn’t help but sing softly under her breath. She hadn’t felt this light in a while, and she wasn’t entirely sure why. Maybe it was the fresh start after breaking things off with Ethan. Maybe it was something else—like running into Bucky again.
As she cut another apple, she swayed slightly to the melody, completely lost in the moment. There was something about Bucky—his quiet presence, the ease of their banter—that had left her feeling... content. Happy, even. She smiled to herself as she sang, her voice light and carefree.
“Didn’t know you were auditioning for a talent show.”
Y/N jumped, the knife clattering against the counter as she spun around to find her father, standing in the doorway, arms crossed, watching her with a raised eyebrow.
“Dad!” she exclaimed, her heart racing. “You scared me!”
Thaddeus smirked, his gaze sharp as ever. “You seemed a little... preoccupied.”
Y/N wiped her hands on a towel, trying to compose herself. “I was just cutting some apples. And I wasn’t preoccupied, I was just... happy.”
Her father’s eyes narrowed slightly, his expression more calculating now. “Happy, huh?”
She gave him a cautious smile, hoping he wouldn’t press any further. “Yeah. Is that so strange?”
Thaddeus stepped into the kitchen, leaning against the counter as he looked at her more closely, his suspicion evident. “Depends. What’s making you so happy? Something I should know about?”
Y/N busied herself with the apples, trying to avoid his piercing gaze. “Nothing specific. Just... had a good day.”
Thaddeus let the comment hang in the air for a moment, but then he dropped it. “Well, enjoy it while you can. We have an important event coming up.”
Y/N glanced up, curious. “Event?”
Her father’s expression grew more serious. “Yes. An event where I’ll finally be introducing you.”
Y/N blinked, setting the knife down. “Wait... you mean, publicly?”
Thaddeus nodded. “It’s time. I’ve kept things quiet for long enough. No one knows I have a family, and it’s becoming more of a liability than an asset.”
Y/N felt a strange twist in her stomach. Her father had always kept her and their family life hidden from the public eye—likely for her safety, but also because he didn’t want distractions from his political career. The idea of being paraded out for everyone to see made her uneasy.
“When is this happening?” she asked, her voice careful.
“A month from now,” he replied, his tone decisive. “You’ll need to be prepared. This is a significant step for both of us, and I expect everything to go smoothly.”
Y/N felt a knot tightening in her chest. The idea of being paraded in front of the world didn’t sit right with her, but she knew better than to challenge her father when he had made up his mind. She nodded slowly.
“I understand.”
Thaddeus studied her for a moment longer before nodding in approval. “Good. I’ll let you know when it’s finalized.”
Without another word, he turned and left the kitchen, leaving Y/N standing by the counter, her earlier happiness replaced by the weight of her father’s plans. The month ahead suddenly felt shorter, the pressure of living up to his expectations looming larger than ever.
She sighed, glancing down at the half-cut apples on the board. The simple joy she had felt after seeing Bucky had vanished, replaced by the heavy reality of what was to come.
× × × ×
Steve and Bucky were hanging out at Sam’s place while waiting for him to return from running errands. Steve casually flipped through Sam’s mail when a fancy, cream-colored envelope caught his attention.
“Hey, look at this,” Steve said, holding up the envelope with a grin. “We’ve got an invitation.”
Bucky glanced up from the couch. “Who’s it from? Stark throwing another one of his fancy parties?”
Steve shook his head as he opened it. “Nope. It’s from Thaddeus Ross.”
Bucky immediately snorted. “Ross? What does that blowhard want now?”
Steve scanned the invitation and raised an eyebrow. “Looks like he’s hosting an event to introduce his family. Guess we’re invited.”
Bucky leaned forward, disbelief on his face. “Since when does Ross have a family? He treats them like another one of his military projects?”
Steve laughed. “Probably has them all lined up, ready to sign some other Accords in the living room.”
Bucky grinned, shaking his head. “Can you imagine the kind of speeches he gives them at dinner? ‘Son, eat your vegetables. It’s for the greater good.’”
Steve chuckled. “Bet he’s still mad about that speech I gave him back during the Accords.”
Before Bucky could respond, the door swung open and Sam walked in, holding a bag of groceries. He paused, looking between the two of them. “What are you guys laughing about?”
Steve waved the invitation at Sam. “You’ll never guess who invited us to his big family event. None other than Thaddeus Ross.”
Sam rolled his eyes, setting the groceries down on the counter. “Thaddeus Ross? The guy who spent years trying to chase us down like criminals?”
Bucky smirked. “Yeah, the one and only.”
Sam walked over, pointing at the envelope. “Hold up. Why are you opening my mail, Steve?”
Steve shrugged with a grin. “Relax, it says it’s addressed to the Avengers. I got the same one at home.”
Sam shook his head, still smiling, as he grabbed his own invitation and scanned it. “Family event? I don’t know about you two, but I’ve got better things to do than sit through Ross’s version of a family reunion.”
“It might be interesting, seeing him outside of politics. Plus, how often do we get to see Ross in ‘dad mode’?”
Sam shrugged, tossing the invitation onto the table. “So, you guys thinkin’ about going?”
Without hesitation, Bucky snickers and shakes his head, “Nope.”
Steve and Sam both burst out laughing at Bucky’s flat-out response.
“Come on, Buck,” Sam said between chuckles. “You’re really gonna pass up an opportunity to see Ross squirm with a suit and tie on?”
Bucky shook his head. “I’ve seen enough of that guy. I don’t need to be anywhere near a Ross family gathering.”
Steve grinned, raising an eyebrow. “You sure? There’s bound to be some entertainment value in watching him try to play nice.”
Bucky just stared at Steve, deadpan. “Still nope.”
Sam laughed, shaking his head as he grabbed a drink from the fridge. “Alright, man, but you’ve got a few weeks to change your mind. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when we’re having all the fun without you.”
Bucky smirked. “Yeah, I’ll pass.”
Sam grabbed a cold drink from the fridge, popping the top as he leaned against the counter before plopping into his chair, taking a sip of his drink before glancing at Bucky with a smirk. “So, Buck, how’ve you been holding up? Still sticking with those therapy sessions?”
“Yeah, I’m doing them. It’s... going.” Bucky shrugged, trying to stay casual.
Sam raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying Bucky’s laid-back attitude. “That good, huh?”
Steve grinned, jumping in. “Come on, Buck, ‘just going’? You’re not gonna tell us how life-changing it’s been? Maybe you’re even starting to enjoy it?”
Bucky rolled his eyes, “Enjoy it? I go because I have to, not because it’s fun.”
“You sure about that? I’ve seen how therapy works, man. It gets deep. Maybe you’re getting all in touch with your feelings now, sharing your hopes and dreams.” Sam chuckled, shaking his head.
Steve joined in, smirking. “Maybe he’s already planning his next session, Sam. Probably thinking of all the emotions he’s gonna unpack.”
Bucky shot them both a glare, though his lips twitched into a slight smile. “You two done yet?”
Sam grinned wide, “Not even close. Next thing we know, you’ll be running support groups for the rest of us, talking about the benefits of ‘expressing yourself.’”
Steve held back a laugh. “I can see it now: ‘Bucky Barnes—Winter Soldier turned emotional guru.’”
“You two are real comedians.” Bucky shook his head, trying to look annoyed, but he couldn’t hide his grin.
Sam slapped his knee, laughing. “Hey, man, we’re just saying, therapy’s doing you some good. You don’t even look like you want to punch anyone right now. That’s progress!”
Steve nodded, pretending to be serious. “Yeah, you seem more... zen. You might even be a good influence on us.”
“Alright, alright. Keep it up and I’m walking out.” Bucky groaned.
“Alright, alright, we’ll back off... for now.” Sam chuckled, raising his hands in surrender.
“But seriously, it’s good you’re sticking with it, Buck. Jokes aside.” Steve smiles.
Bucky gave them both a sideways look, shaking his head. “I can’t believe I’m getting life advice from you two.”
Sam shrugged. “Hey, we’re just looking out for you, man.”
Bucky smirked. “Yeah, well, don’t look too hard. You’re both still annoying.”
Steve and Sam laughed as the playful banter settled, the mood light between the three of them. They may have been teasing Bucky, but it was all in good fun—and deep down, they were glad to see him doing better.
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SERENDIPITY ✦ DR3
“Serendipity is an unexpected and very lucky finding, that is, a coincidence that fills us with happiness. Serendipity in love implies the feeling that the universe conspires in our favor, bringing that special person into our lives at the right time and oh boy, did the universe send her everything she ever needed in the form of a 5'10" man with a built-in accent, a love for Tim Tams, adrenaline-fueled spirit and a smile that could light up a whole town.”
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user1: well that's a couple nobody saw coming 😶 good for them tho
user2: These pictures are so creepy as to get these they literally have to stalk these people and are probably hiding in bushes or wherever to get the shots
user3: he's a full-grown man in his 30s messing around with a teenager how shocking 🙄
user4: how is she a teenager if she's 21??? she is a consenting adult and has been for a while...make it make sense user5: it's a 9-year age gap not 25 😑 y'all should learn to mind your own fucking business
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yourinstagram starry nights, sunsets, little moments, deep conversations & special feelings 💖🃏
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iamdannaschwarz pov: you were there to witness the first conversation 🤣
itsvittoriasousa never knew a person could blush that hard 😂 yourintagram you are both getting blocked 🙅♀️
fioamato 🃏🃏🃏
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yourinstagram Quarantine with an aussie boyfriend: turns out, 'G'day mate' is the only greeting you'll ever need. Who needs handshakes anyway? Also, you get to excessively use the word 'mate' without being judged. It's basically a linguistic free pass 🤷🏽♀️😂🇦🇺
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user: OMG OMG IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!!
user: Dan-Y/N nation how we feeling today? 😍
user: wasn't she dating sebastianyatra tho?
user2: nah they've been friends for years
user3: «cristina» is lowkey about her tho 🤭 "you were 19, i was 23"?? and there's a 4 year age gap between them?? they deffff had something going on a few years back AT LEAST 👀
user2: who knows maybe they did, but they refer to each other as "like-a-brother" and "like-a-sister" so as far as we know they are only best friends 🤷🏽♀️
fioamato what do you say titi yourmomsinstagram does it get the seal of approval?
yourmomsinstagram 🤔🤔🤔 yourinstagram she face-timed me and told me to pass the phone so she could talk to him. They talked for an hour. They are besties now, she's just trying to play hard-to-get 🙃
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jbalvin encantado de verte feliz hermanita ❤️
danielricciardo tell your boyfriend he's really lucky 🤙🏼
yourinstagram thanks will do, mate 🤙🏼
user OMG??? you guys are so unserious 😭
user2 MOM??? DAD???
user3 danielricciardo yourinstagram i'm glowing, flourishing and thriving 🥰😭
michaelitaliano shitty accent though
yourinstagram I love my haters ❤️ you guys are my motivators ☺️ btw don't you have a kangaroo to fight?
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yourinstagram Spanglish country…we’re doing it!! Watch kanebrown_music and I blend sounds, languages and dance moves in #LostInTheMiddleOfNowhere (Spanish Remix) 😜 song and video OUT NOW 🔥
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iamcardib OKAAAY MAMAAA 🧊🧊🥶
lali ALTA DIOSA 🔥
user she 👏 never 👏 misses 👏
itsvittoriasousa BRO U ABSOLUTELY ATEEE
user jaw drops to floor eyes pop out of sockets hearts out of chest 😍
danielricciardo wow caliente 🔥
user the amount of unwell I am in this exact moment
user2 daniel is right. muy caliente 🥵
user3 i'm losing my mind over 2 words + emoji okay
user4 daniel stop being a cunt and make an appearence in one of Y/N's ig lives
user5 user4 you could totally hear his voice in the last one lmao
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yourinstagram awesome taste in music mate 👍🏼
danielricciardo big fan of hers 👍🏼 love finding new underground artists ☺️ user imagine calling THE yourinstagram an "underground artist" lmaooo user2 they're both such little shits i love them your honor 😭
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scottyjames31 I see you're in good company mate
corey_wilson goodness I miss the ranch so much
user daniel said lemme give you thirsty bitches a few droplets of water
user2 there's so much to unpack here omfg
iamdannaschwarz you're welcome 😌 also there's a no-return policy in the contract ok bye
fioamato you're welcome 😌 x2 itsvittoriasousa you're welcome 😌 x3 danielricciardo nah i think i'm gonna keep it for a long while thanks. i'll rate you guys with 5 stars 👍🏼
user3 THE LETTER ON THE LAST PHOTO ???? I'M SENDING Y'ALL MY THERAPY BILLS
user4 THE MATCHING RINGS PLEASE!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
user5 all this soft launch shit is killing me guys help somebody let them know that we already know so they can stop playing!!!
yourinstagram but where's the fun in that babes? 😌 user holy shittttt!!!! y/n ???? i- 🤯 user5 OH MY GOD!!!! HI MOTHER AJKFFLAHDASD user2 it's a fucking confirmation!!!! dan-y/n nation we got it!!! it's crumbs but we got it!!!!!
user6 we stan a suportive bf ☝️🤩
user7 999 for grammy's best album of the year ✨manifesting✨
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socials as karasu’s gf
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karasu: luv waking up to you <3
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eggod: jst thinking abt how they set up the camera, checked if they were in frame, and posed to get this “candid”
↳ yn: you are just sad and lonely
↳ eggod: ok but can you be fr for a second??? like we all know that's what you did 😭
↳ yn: there is absolutely no reason for it tho ???? let people enjoy things 😞
↳ eggod: not on my watch no !
hioryy: how many more of these posts must we endure
↳ karasu: killing yourself would make the process a lot faster
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↳ hioryy: HIS BITCHASS GOT RESTRICTED!!! UGLY ASS MANWHORE!!!!
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↳ karasu: KYS
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↳ karasu: whoever keeps reporting me, i'm gonna punt you
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↳ hioryy: damn i reached my daily repoting limit...
↳ karasu: FUCK YOU???
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yn: do you think it is normal to be sending me stuff like this first thing in the morning?? it’s absolutely not!!
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karasu: sorry so when am i supposed to send it exactly? 🤨
↳ yn: you know exactly what you're doing...
↳ karasu: yeah i do 😏
666666: bro should've done a few pushups first he looks mad ailing
↳ eggod: WHAT ???!!! 😭😭
↳ 666666: motherfucker open a thesaurus !
↳ eggod: stop saying random dinosaur names you don't sound as smart as you think you do 🤒
↳ 666666: god...
↳ yn: otoya pls stop skipping ur primary school classes :(
↳ eggod: dot dot dot
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yn: Uberを1台お願いします。
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uberjapan: we love love 😍
↳ isagi_11: this is such a random partnership lmfao ????
↳ isagi_11: ngl respect get that bag !
↳ yn: nobody says this anymore...
eggod: that poor underpaid taxi driver...
↳ uberjapan: we assure you that our uber drivers are paid more than enough to afford basic necessities and in addition are provided with multiple discounts and benefits, we as a company value employe wellbeing and safety as a no.1 priority.
↳ eggod: erm...
666666: imagine basically living in your car and then having to deal with obnoxious couples like you i would kms
↳ yn: nagi pls you tell people you have a fake virus while coughing on them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
↳ 666666: yeah but when i do it it's funny as hell
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karasu: <3
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eggod: another one!
↳ karasu: what
↳ eggod: another one of your fake "candids" i win 50£ under 3, nagi if its over
↳ karasu: get a life pls
↳ 666666: this is exclusively how i've been making money this past month
↳ karasu: how are you not broke?
↳ mikage: you really think he's using his own money...????
yn: ilysm <3
↳ karasu: ilyt
itoshirin: deadass looks like her hair's on fire
↳ yn: IT REALLY DOESNT WHY WOULD YOU SAU THAT 😭😭😭
↳ 666666: it really does tho
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karasu: she's so pretty like a princess
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eggod: karasu in his free-time...
↳ karasu: what else am i supposed to do?? 🙄
yn: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS PIC?
↳ karasu: on our facetime last week you looked like a literal angel 🩷
↳ yn: shut up ur so cute 😣
↳ karasu: i assure you, you're much cuter
↳ itoshirin: i don't understand why instagram is still showing me this shit i swear i blocked y'all
↳ yn: rin you really need to take your anger-management meds
↳ itoshirin: jump
↳ yn: ????????????
#man#men ☕️#karasu x reader#karasu tabito#karasu x you#bllk#blue lock#blue lock rin#blue lock nagi#blue lock x reader#blue lock x you#bllk x you#bllk x reader#bllk x y/n#bllk smau#blue lock smau#bllk scenarios#bllk fluff#blue lock manga#blue lock fluff#karasu smau#tabito karasu#tabito smau
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matilda volume two ! max v. x ofc (hearth sister!ofc) - tltl series extra
"you can start a family who will always show you love."
summary: a pain that stemmed from their past had grown into forms of life full of vibrance and love, no doubt. OR sylvie and max ford-verstappen are parents to the dutchman's three carbon copies, and life couldn't get anymore perfect than that. (tiny bit connected to the tltl series' chapter 11, matilda)
content warning: possible use of explicit language, tooth-rotting fluff, dad!max and mom!ofc, kids getting the charles leclerc name treatment, mentions pregnancy, relationships with fathers, and max being a dilf material (in a wholesome manner), grid uncles being grid uncles in the posts, lando norris is a godfather to everyone's children, brief mention of the mom!hearth sisters!original characters x dad!f1 drivers, discussion of media/invasion of privacy by media
note: i just want some wholesome content for max alright. ALSO, in this smau he has a different instagram username bc... he also has a different surname lol enjoy xx
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kendalljenner wow okay mama ! 🤤 liked by sylviefv
landonorris baffled because the hearth sisters always have a unique pregnancy glow 😪 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv stop flattering me, the all-godfather 😖
kyliejenner jealous of your glow 🥲 liked by sylviefv
landonorris me too, kylie jenner!
lewishamilton stevie said not to make it look like being pretty is that easy during pregnancy 😆 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv tell my sister i'm sorry 😭 these pictures are just some achievement from doing the hard work
lewishamilton are you kidding me?? you and your sisters are literally drop dead gorgeous and not even your pregnancies did something bad with it 🤠 liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen wowowow what a beaut liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen the mother of my children everyone liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen want one more? liked by sylviefv
maxfewtrell alright mate we get it she's an absolute goddess- don't push it
sylviefv caddy, your literal mini is a year old
maxfverstappen when will that information ever stop us? 🤔
landonorris you should consider yoga maxfverstappen. find your inner peace a little bit
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charles_leclerc i have seen that gesture from my own kids 🤔
maxfverstappen is it a universal thing?
lewishamilton neither of my kids throw that gesture around so 🤭
maxfewtrell she really said "show me how you cry real quick" in that photo 😭 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv i only do it in secret
maxfewtrell landonorris doesn't. what makes you think he's a saint when it comes to babysitting your little?
landonorris hey i do not like these accusations alright, chill out 🙃
maxfverstappen lando i sure hope you're not doing that in front of emi because we're gonna have A LOT of things to talk about, mate
landonorris got it boss man
kyliejenner what a silly baby 🥰 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv the silliest girl ever ❤️
kendalljenner can aunt kennie come to give her some love 🥺 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv come give em!
maxfverstappen i was kinda hurt when she did that after i asked her to put that snack down on the cart 🥲 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv shit was hilarious though 😭
maxfverstappen so proud of you for not laughing i guess 😒🙄
sylviefv 😘🤪
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maxfverstappen mijn kleine ruiter 🥰🏇 my little rider liked by sylviefv
sylviefv ze is zo'n engel 😍 she's such an angel
landonorris my favourite olympic equestrian 🤩 liked by sylviefv
danielricciardo you have a little rodeo girl in your hands!!! 😊 liked by sylviefv
victoriaverstappen she really loves her nature and forest walks huh??? 😍 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv as much as luka and lio love them- you know that, vic!!
victoriaverstappen ugh i guess we're going to have to make a trip to a horse ranch too- maybe lila can show the boys how to ride a horse 🤗
steviemarlz where did you even get pretty nature from 😃 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv went to addington few days ago- came across this equestrian centre and met this graceful horse 😊 lyle definitely loved her new friend
maxfverstappen she also went on a ride with a guide 😬 absolutely loved it and she screamed bloody murder after we got her off the saddles
maxfverstappen we should get a horse ranch for her liked by sylviefv
sylviefv and who's gonna care for it?
maxfverstappen we can hire someone to care for the ranch 🤭
sylviefv solid idea but i think i'd rather buy her a horse and put them in a well cared for stables instead 🤔
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winnieharlow omggggg mini maxim has grown so much where did the time go?!! 😭 liked by sylviefv
elsahosk look at that sweet sweet boy!!! liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen one of the three greatest collaboration pieces we've done so far 🤩 liked by sylviefv
sylviefv caddy i love you like i swear i do but call them that one more time i'm actually gonna lose my shit 😭
landonorris what about hybrid collection?
sylviefv LANDO FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T ENCOURAGE MAX
aimeeleclerc you really didn't luck out with having a carbon copy of you huh 😭 liked by sylviefv
arthur_leclerc as if you're any better with your five little charleses 😟 liked by sylviefv
tillywolff he looks so much like max when he was still one omg!!! liked by sylviefv
sylviefv is it ever amazing to have a 12-year-older sister who can keep reminding you that she's seen you and your husband as babies before? i can never tell.
tillywolff don't say that 🙄 i'm just stating what i can see and what i saw all those years ago
landonorris strong swimmers you have max. even the genes are passed down.
maxfverstappen don't even start with the "swimmers" like i'm begging you
LINK TO: THE FAST LANE MAGAZINE AUGUST 2027 ISSUE - OP-ED BY MAX AND SYLVIE FORD-VERSTAPPEN
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danielricciardo "better version" is putting it mildly; he's a whole dilf liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen nah you are the hunkiest dilf though 😍
loricciardo both of you have kids and wives
sylviefv they're practically helpless as of this point loricciardo; they'd always find a way to attract the other no matter how many children they have so i don't even bother protesting 🙄
victoriaverstappen they all look like him so idk why he's still ugly to me 😭 liked by sylviefv
maxfverstappen why are you even here 😒
sylviefv don't discredit him like that victoriaverstappen 🤣 it's probably because you're biased
victoriaverstappen no he actually is ugly 😕
maxfverstappen happy to be myself for you mustang ❤️ liked by sylviefv
maxfewtrell you two nauseate me
sylviefv maxfewtrell cry about it
the ford-verstappen kids
emilia alouette leonie 'emi/millie' ford-verstappen
lila katelijne victoria 'lyle/kathy' ford-verstappen
maximilian gijsberg filip 'maxim' ford-verstappen
PS wrote a little fictional article "written" by both max and sylvie to add more to the last tweet's context! check it!
#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen fic#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen smau#max verstappen instagram au#max verstappen social media au#formula one fanfiction#formula one fic#formula one imagine#formula one x oc#f1 imagine#f1 fic#formula one smau#f1 fanfic#f1 smau#red bull racing imagine#max verstappen series#formula 1 imagine#formula one dad#f1 fics#formula one social media au#formula one au#formula one ig au#formula one instagram au#f1 instagram au#f1 ig au#f1 social media au#f1 au
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WIP Whenever on a Wednesday
I am terrible at keeping up with tags in general but I am aghast to see my oldest WIP Whenever tag was from nearly 8 weeks ago. I completed a couple of things since my last one, namely the sock garters and the boots, and added quite a few more projects to the list than I scratched off. 😩
Tagged by (and tagging back) @fly-amanitaa @streetkid-named-desire @ouroboros-hideout @aggravateddurian @luvwich
@ghostoffuturespast. Also tagging with the usual zero pressure @olath124 @dustymagpie @medtech-mara @corpo-cunt-couture
@merge-conflict @blackrevell @fereldanwench and YOU reading this! Share and tag me!
Modding
Shocking that it's still my main focus 🙄 but the first one is in support of a couple of VP project:
Presidential Props which include a variety of flags and the NUSA medal with box. The flags are part of the VP set below, though I didn't actually show them here.
Featuring: five different flag varieties with five appearances each; medal box in multiple states, plus the medal itself; and the presidential coin, scalable and with multiple appearances.
SlutWear, a new line of clothing that will tell NC just how slutty your V is. It will be gender and (smaller) size inclusive. 😊
Does Val really heart NC?
An update of my tee framework for dynamic AXL just in time for Pride, though there are no interesting pics to share. Sorry!
However, in support of the previous two items, a modder's tool: a CodePen to generate instances for the yaml. Both the SlutWear shirt(s) and the custom logo tees will require a lot of instances to get all of the color and logo combinations that are possible through dynamic AXL. There's still a little work to do, but it's already been of great use to me, as it wrote 220 lines of code for me. Let's not discuss how many lines of code I wrote to save those 220. 😂
Me using the tool to generate instances for the custom tees yaml. This will remove the limit on colors available to the user, so they can have any color with any of the logos!
VP (and Writing)
A glimpse at a set I took last week for inspo in the presidential PWP that's been stalled out at 5.7k words. More on it in a minute...
Even though the pics are cropped, they're still on the risque side, so I'm sticking them and the rest about the PWP behind the cut.
Not shown: Johnny both rolling his eyes at V and enjoying the show
I've been working on a PWP that was unrelated to the President's Merc AU for months now, but have been stuck because, well, I don't know how to wrap it up. I posted about it a little ways back and someone helpfully suggested that I just have to keep going until one of them passes out. Which, is what does happen, but I don't have that kind of patience to write it out and nearly 6k words is already well longer than my usual PWP, so I went in game to set the scene and possible prompt some ideas for a potenial ... climax to the scene.
It worked! I have a plan, and I think it won't take more than 500 words to reach the end, plus a few more touch-ups to help set up everything, then a rewrite or two for cleaning and polishing.
In the meantime, as I've been working through this version of Val and how she responds to Rosalind, it's the perfect prologue to The Tower story that I've been writing longhand. Val is going to leave this encounter fully loyal to Rosalind and will turn So Mi over with only a moment's hesitation. She doesn't have any attachments in this universe other than Misty and Vik, and after she wakes up to what Night City has become, it's easy for her to walk away from it forever. Especially when it puts her closer to Rosalind.
What about you? What are you working on? 👀
#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk modding#wip wednesday#wip whenever#tag games#cw flashing#mods i made#coding things#valerie vermilion#streetkid!val#rosalind myers
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Some general headcanons about Eric Cartman because he’s my favourite little shit disturber
This is my first post and first time writing stuff like this so be nice 🙏 I am tagging @h-harleybaby because she asked me to when I finally decided to post. Please check her page out, she’s awesome 💕
Also note that Eric is 18+ here, so yea, let’s get it!
Creds to the artist who drew this picture below. I don’t know who drew it though :((
Eric Cartman: Basic Headcanons
Now, I totally get why some people say he would be gross af, but I mean, this boy has suuuuch a massive ego that he would WANT to look and smell his best. Because he’s the best looking and he wants everyone to know, right?
Dude probably has a whole skincare routine. Washes his face regularly, uses moisturizer, facial scrubs, hell he even uses face masks. What a diva 🙄
He literally has perfect skin despite his eating habits and it pisses Kyle off beyond belief.
He’s usually clean shaven. As he gets older he grows out his facial hair somewhat but it doesn’t get very long, just some stubble. Anything longer than that annoys him. He would hate getting food or crumbs in a beard so usually, he stays clean shaven
Showers every other day, or everyday if he can. His hair is usually very fluffy and soft to the touch
Probably smells like cheap cologne and Mountain Dew. That man drinks Mountain Dew like it’s water soooo
He’s not overly tall, he’s about 5’6 or 5’7, maybe 5’8 at the most. Despite being one of the shortest guys, he would rip on someone who’s even an INCH shorter than he is
Still wears his usual red jacket with a t-shirt underneath, but likes to switch it up more as he gets older. You may catch him in hoodies more often because they’re comfy. Wears jeans more often too
Even though he was overweight as a child, he grows into his weight more as he gets older. He’s still not skinny by no means though. He’s got quite the belly on him but he’s not dangerously overweight. He’s chunky. If he’s a wrestler or a boxer, he’s got more muscle in his arms for sure. All in all, still a thicc boy
His relationship with his mom is neither here nor there but it has improved. He still likes to push his limits but he does respect her more. Super protective of her as well, and won’t hesitate to punch you in the mouth if you say anything bad about her. It’s giving momma’s boy fr
Now the big question is: Does his personality change much? The answer is yes AND no
He has calmed down somewhat in terms of his “scheming”, but not a whole lot. Most of his “schemes” consist of trolling tf out of people and finding ways to get a reaction out of people for his own amusement. He still likes to use blackmail against people though, and wants to feel like he has power over people, so what better way to get the upper hand than to piss people off and watch them fall apart and get angry? Or to hold their deepest, darkest secrets over their head? Knowing he can get any kind of reaction out of someone makes him feel superior. Despite calming down A LITTLE BIT, mans is still chaotic af. He loves getting under peoples skin anyway he can, whether it be by saying something completely out of pocket, or by using blackmail
At the end of the day, he’s still Eric Cartman, he’s not the nicest person
Still holds some of the same bigoted views as seen in the show. However, he may warm up to someone of a different race if he likes their company enough. It may not happen right away, but eventually, he’ll come around and try to learn
Honestly, he’s mostly just a general, bitter asshole with anger issues. It’s so funny to him when he makes someone else angry, but if HE gets angry he’ll make it everyone’s problem
Which btw. Drama. Queen. If someone even lightly shoved him, he’ll throw himself on the floor and exaggerate how hard he was pushed. Also gossips a lot, whether it be about his own friends or some rando he doesn’t even know. Attention whore for real 🙄
So there ya go. That’s what I think Eric would be like as he gets older. Still the same chaotic, obnoxious, foul-mouthed asshole we know him to be, but not into killing people on the regular anymore. I might make a part 2 or something because I could go on forever about this dude
#eric cartman#eric cartman headcanons#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#south park#lol what am I getting myself into
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🏎️💨 THE FORMULA 1 TAG GAME! 🏎️💨:
i don't know who else to tag honestly but thank youuu @wisteria-wisteria for tagging me 😉
1. Who or what got you into F1?
i've been wanting to tell this story to someone cuz i think it's so dumb
so well, my dad and my cousins are HUGE f1 fans they always talk about it on the family gc. it was the mexico 2023 gp (we're mexican btw and just like every single men in mexico they love checo) and we all know what happened to checo in that race so they were fuming and honestly i was enjoying it and all the memes on twt
anyway i never really cared about the sport, to me it was just men going vroom vroom in circles for an hour but then the brazil gp came
we were in my grandparents house, i was in the living room and they were watching the race obviously, it was just about to start and then something magical happened that changed my whole life... charles leclerc crashes on the formation lap and i thought omg who's this dumbass 🙄 but then i heard his voice with that sadness you only hear in eastern european gay porn saying "why the fuck am i so unlucky?", i was like damn he's so me, my dad was asking me to traduce what he was saying, i had no context of everything that happened on the season but i could just think damn is this not the first time that it has happened to him? poor bro
then i saw him get lost in the motherfucking woods and i was crying laughing at this point wondering who the hell is this guy?
i made a mental note to search his name on twt later, anyway the race went on and i was actually getting invested in it, i remember my cousins had to leave but they were all i want to see checo pass hamilton bla bla bla and i had no idea who hamilton was but i wanted to see it too it was so exciting. when i got back home i went into a charles leclerc rabbit hole in twt and tumblr and tiktok, then i learned more about all the other drivers and as someone who was lacking content of my man finn wolfhard i was getting bored and seeing this guys being a chaotic mess and getting content of them every weekend i was like fuck it they're my new blorbos especially charles❤️
and now here i am :) the end.
2. Who was the very first F1 driver you supported? Do you support them now? Have your opinions on them differed or stayed the same since then?
i am a charles leclerc girlie and i will always be he's my sunshine i will fight anyone who dares to say something bad about him, i just love him so much he's so determinated and passionate i am so sure he will achieve his dream but he's also very kind, charming, funny. his history is also so amazing to me, his mental strenght is unbelievable and has motivated me to keep going no matter what, he's very dear to me, i admire him so much and i don't think it will ever change because he amazes me more and more everytime.
3. Who’s your current favourite F1 driver?
charlieeee obvi but i've also been very obsessed with max lately they are fighting for p1 in my favorite drivers championship every single day hahahah
maxie poo i love you babygirl 😘
ok but now seriously MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND AND DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD he means a lot to me now too
i love lando and oscar also i hope they achieve amazing things with mclaren they have so much talent and potential i know they will be great
and ofc mi gente latino 🇲🇽✊ checo pérez you are my dad and i support you no matter what also he's so unintentionally funny as max said i'll just call him lovely 😌
4. Is there a driver pairing or pairings you support? What made you attracted to that pairing in the first place?
LESTAPPEN MY GOD when i tell you that i think about them every day i'm not joking at all
my roman empire as the tiktok kids would say
i just love them for the same reasons everyone else does they have been racing against each other for most of their lives and of course they've had their rough patches but they respect each other and love racing together, they push the limits and will do everything to win but they always keep that mutual respect and admiration
i got into them with the inchident video it's just hilarious max being all mad like no it's so unfair 🙄 and charlie being like just an inchident 😘 I CAN'T THEY'RE SO ICONIC LIVE LAUGH LOVE LESTAPPEN we love emotional support rivals
also shoutout carlando, maxiel, charlos, chestappen, landoscar they are so funny love seeing them do stupid shit but also have each others back
5. Do your parents, siblings or relatives have a favourite team and/or favourite driver(s)?
my dad will die for red bull especially for checo, i don't really know my cousins favorite drivers but they like ferrari and one of them has a charles leclerc cap and a valtteri bottas one so i think them
i'm kind of a closeted f1 fan lmao because most of my life i've been like it's so boring just them going in circles but now i'm obsessed but also if i say i like it now they would be like you just like it because the drivers are good looking
and i mean YEAH but fuck just let me enjoy it and it's also my first season i'm still learning give me a break bruh
6. Do you have any favourite races? Are there any that stand out to you the most?
like i said this is my first season and i started pretty late but they first race i ever watched from start to finish was ✨las vegas 2023✨ and as a charles fan i will never forget that last lap where i was mourning p2 already and all like well let's hope for the best on the next race😔 when all of a sudden i see this mf overtaking checo, it was 1am and when i tell you i JUMPED from the couch and started screaming and jumping around, genuinely i will never forget it
7. Do you have a favourite circuit? Can be from the past or from the current calendar.
i don't really know about each circuit that much but i like monaco
8. Have you ever been to an F1 race in real life? Feel free to tell us your experience going to one if you like.
naaahh they're expensive af maybeee one day i'll go to the gp in mexico city but in a very distant future
9. Have you ever met an F1 driver in real life?
i see checo's face in every corner in my city does that count?
10. Do you have a favourite F1 car? If so, what is it?
i like the mercedes' cars just for the mere reason that they look cool to me and since i don't know all the technical stuff i think i could give you a pepper answer once i learn more
11. Do you have a favourite one win wonder?
not really ✌️
12. Do you have any favourite quotes from the F1 world? This can either be inspirational or hilarious.
when max said "i always thought that if i would make it to F1, charles will also make it"
what can i say i love my babygirls
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Hi lippy!
Hope this finds you well. I’ve been seeing a lot of negativity on here lately and i just wanna say that I really appreciate all the content you feed us, albeit all of the shit going on with ungrateful followers and what not.
Anywho, I’m sure i’m not the only one who really appreciates your uploads, i hope you’re also taking time to have a break for yourself!
Don’t be pressured to write! We want you to enjoy writing as much as we enjoy reading your work!
Super proud of your works and dedication!
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Howdy anon! 👋
Thank you! 💜 I know there’s been drama and more hate over on the Leon side of tumblr (I’ve just stopped following all RE tags and blocked a bunch of people so thankfully I’m out of the loop). It sucks that grown ass people are still acting like a fucking baby on the internet in 2024 🙄 but oh well 🤷♀️
Anywho, I’m not here to get fired up about idiots lol. Thanks so much!! 🥹 I really appreciate it!! 💜 I’m definitely watching my limits 👌 Glad you enjoy the fics!!! 🥰 it’s nice hearing from people cause otherwise I’m just tossing stuff into the void lmao
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lmao whoops last post was getting long and i got so Warm thinking about CocoLuce i forgot to answer the second half, sorry @violetoftheendless!
003 - give me a character - Gault how i feel about this character: intrigued. i haven't encountered a lot of thoughts on her that resonate with my reading, personally, but that's with the acknowledgment that we're working with Ann Ogbomo's excellent performance and no comix lore. i LIKE Gault so much more than Brute and Glob in the comix: she has more fleshed out motivations beyond "wanted to make a mini dreaming," and she's more sympathetic as someone who shields Jed from the Dreaming than as the driving force behind Lyta's dream family. i think of Gault as the moon tarot card in the Major Arcana, which is about intuition but also illusion/deception and anxiety. what does that look like when it's "flipped," as it were, from Nightmare to Dream? what made her want to "inspire, rather than frighten"? (also what made her decide that the inspiration she was giving as a Nightmare wasn't enough, or fulfilling? was it Jed?) i think a lot about her and the Corinthian being coworkers/colleagues and maybe friends. did he show her how to slip out of the Dreaming? how do the Arcana interact with each other and does that transcend their designation as dreams and nightmares, or does it follow that split? her vindictiveness and pointed critique of Morpheus are...yum. my tag for her is "trans anarcho butterfly girl of the Dreaming" because she wanted to trans her function, and i like her defiance as this...spitting in the face of god. there's parallels between her and the Corinthian! (also curious about them both being so good with kids...is it that they're adult nightmares, so kids are off-limits? is it that kids are inherently more familiar with fear and don't repress it in the same ways as adults? is it that kids are more open to the weird and uncanny?)
all the people i ship romantically with this character: i don't personally ship Gault/Lucienne, though @two-hands-toward-the-sun is bringing me around on that front. i think Gault/Rose could be such an interesting pairing: very similar reasoning as Coco/Rose but honestly fewer hangups. (Gault wasn't out there doing serial murders in the Waking, for one.) honestly i should write that one, i'm just also wading through half a dozen other WIPs.
my non-romantic OTP for this character: honestly, Coco and Gault should be friends. ESPECIALLY messy and uncomfortable for Coco 2.0 and Gault as a dream...both of them remade under VERY different circumstances and having to learn each other all over again? delicious.
my unpopular opinion about this character: her conflict with Morpheus is AT LEAST as interesting as the Corinthian's and the fandom needs to stop ignoring her or just...pairing her with the women they don't want to "compete" for Dream's attention 🙄
one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: i personally would like more insight into the Major Arcana, in general. i'm not gonna ask the neilman for it, though.
my OTP/OT3: i think plenty of pairings can work if the writer/creator is interested in building on a character's canon traits and how that jives with another character. give me Gault giving sweet dreams to Nada as a reborn child! give me Gault's relationship to Desire when she wanted to be a dream! give me Gault and Rose having trans* feelings!
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SaL anon here my friend, happy to wish us luck on the upcoming episode, on this very normal day where the 911 PR team absolutely did not choose to unleash chaos. Here I was just hoping to enjoy the conclusion of the cruise disaster saga, especially after last week's heartstopping Bathena performance, but nooooo, I won't even get to enjoy 1 millisecond of satisfaction before I'm gnawing my arm off waiting for next week's episode and an explanation for why Buddie are *waves hand nonsensically at stills* THAT.
Anyway, I know I should remember the mantra about getting our hopes up but I can't help it for tonight, the last two episodes have been so incredibly solid and everything I love about 911 that I can't help but raise the bar from where it was (somewhere around the Earth's core) to something at least knee high. So cheers friend, here's hoping any post episode drinking is optional, not necessary 🍷🍷🍷!!!
Not me hitting post limit before 4:30 in the afternoon 🙄. This has been me for HOURS
Sorry I have fandom shit going on Tumblr, and not a lot of actual work to keep me busy. I think the post limit should be at least 500 posts a day. Just let me be unhinged!! I even scheduled some posts out to different days to avoid this but here we are. 🙃 I need 911 and FHJY to not air on back-to-back days for realsies.
I didn't even catch those stills at first since my app is still not working so I can't actually see my dash so I was just chillin in the d20 tag when I suddenly noticed 911 was trending and decided to check what was up and WHOOOOO BOY! What IS all that?! Why are they like this?! They're killing meeeee!
ANYWAY
That mess is for next week. This cruise disaster arc is ABSOLUTELY a veeeeeerrrry close second to the tsunami arc for me. That one edges it out because we got to see more of everyone on the team doing rescues while this one (DESERVEDLY) focused more on Bobby and Athena, but MAN was it gripping television! I laughed, I cried, I legit clapped and cheered when Buck and Eddie showed up to get Bobby and the little boy, I mourned for Wes the security guard, it was all SO, so, so good. And we got badass Bobby on rescue duty!! Athena taking charge and taking NO shit from anyone! We got the firefam being a FAMILY which includes bickering, tattling, gentle ribbing, and having each other's backs because you know each other better than anyone else. I had a GREAT time.
I know we have been pretty good at keeping our expectations down but for right now, I'm felling a little more confident in the show as a whole to deliver good firefam stuff so I'm raising that bar a little bit. As for Buddie, well. I guess we'll see? I'd be lying if I said I was excited about seeing them dating other people AGAIN, no matter if it's supposed to "set the stage" or whatever for Buddie because I just think going the route we SHOULD have had after the shooting. Getting them both keeping their feelings realizations secret from each other and then having a third party confession come out with Chim/Maddie and Hen each getting one side of it and then accidentally cluing each other in has a better feel for me, especially with the delicious flavor of Eddie still having a gf at the moment. But I'm reserving judgement FOR NOW, on how it could ultimately play out for Buddie. It might be fine in the end with how it all comes together, but I'm not going to "settle" for just being happy if Buck comes out and taking whatever relationship we are given instead of the one that's been built up since season 2. But I'm also not throwing in the towel because we don't know where it's going yet. I'm firmly on the "fine but I'm going to complain the whole time" train at the moment with regards to Buck finally dating a man but for some god-forsaken reason it's not Eddie. (At least we lucked the FUCK out and someone else gave AK a job so we don't have to put up with THAT nonsense again.)
For now, I'm going to revel in the show ABSOLUTELY coming back with a bang and feeling like the 911 and firefam we all know and love and have DEEPLY missed. The difference between this arc and that blimp emergency is LAUGHABLE. Bless Tim for coming back and giving us this incredible arc and really showcasing Angela and Peter and the Bathena relationship. I'm excited to see what's next!
#911#my sweet nonnie friends#sleeping at last anon#i am SO TIRED of post jail!#every week now!#just let me spiral in PEACE#also#i NEED the app to get fixed#i am *languishing*#ANYWAY#i'm back get ready to be SICK of me
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