#a good girls guide to murder season 1

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A Good Girl's Guide To Murder Season 1 ↳ 17,122 1080p logofree screencaps

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A GOOD GIRL'S GUIDE TO MURDER | S01EP01

Their home was like the town’s own haunted house; people’s footsteps quickened as they walked by, and their words strangled and died in their throats. Shrieking children would gather on their walk home from school, daring one another to run up and touch the front gate. But it wasn’t haunted by ghosts, just three sad people trying to live their lives as before. A house not haunted by flickering lights or spectral falling chairs, but by dark spray-painted letters of “Scum Family” and stone-shattered windows. Pip had always wondered why they didn’t move. Not that they had to; they hadn’t done anything wrong. But she didn’t know how they lived like that.

[kingofattolia]

theres nothing to watch. at least we will always have books and our original fiction, my love

[danystargaryens]

Pip & Ravi A Good Girl's Guide To Murder | Season: 1

[cecilereads]

Isaacs reading list in Heartstopper

Season 1

Dune Messiah - Frank Herbert

Naruto vol. 72 - Masashi Kishimoto

Quantum Mechanics - Leonard Susskind & Art Friedman

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder - Holly Jackson

Proud - Gareth Thomas

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

Radio Silence - Alice Oseman

Gender Explorers - Juno Roche

The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger

Noughts & Crosses by Malorie Blackman

There is no Planet B - Mike Berners-Lee

Season 2

Ace of Spades - Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé

The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays - Oscar Wilde

Booklovers - Emily Henry

Les Misérables - Victor Hugo

The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We Are Okay - Nina Lacour

The Outsider - Albert Camus

Birthday - Meredith Russo

The Awakening - Kate Choppin

Crush - Richard Siken

Boy Erased - Garrard Conley

The Swimming Pool Library - Alan Hollinghurst

I Love This Part - Tillie Walden

We Have Always Been Here - Samra Habib

Summer Bird Blue - Akemi Dawn Bowman

Ace - Angela Chen

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Pippa Fitz-Amobi - A Good Girl's Guide to Murder, Season 1

[where-is-my-whump]

~ MASTERLIST ~

WHUMP 2/2

Already got one but I've reached the link limit so here we go with a second for the next 100 gifsets. You can find the other masterlist here

(updating after every gifset post)

For everyone who wants to read some whumpy fanfictions here's the link to my ao3

The Umbrella Academy

4x02 (car crash)

Lost in Fuseta

Part 1 (1x01/02) Part 2 (getting shot)

A Good Girls Guide To Murder

1x06 (drugged)

911 Lone Star

Season 5 whump preview (all kinds of whump)

5x02 (caught in explosion)

5x03 (aftermath of explosion, unconscious, emotional whump)

5x09 promo (shot)

Chicago PD

2x15 (bloody head wound, in and out of consciousness, trouble walking and standing up)

3x21/22 (shot, hospital scene)

Heimkehr mit Hindernissen

movie (head injury, unconscious, rescued)

Die Bergretter

Season 16 whump preview (fallen into ice water, injured face)

16x05 (held at gunpoint, held hostage)

Der Ranger

Vaterliebe (trapped, claustrophobia, panic, unconscious, bruises, rescued)

Outer Banks

4x10 (stabbed, character death)

Mord im Mittsommer

9x06 (drugged, kidnapped)

9x06 (explosion, hospital scene, dying)

Criminal Minds

15x09 (explosion, unconscious, nosebleed)

2x15 (kidnapped, drugged, head injury)

Hudson & Rex

Season 7 Trailer

[warningsine]

If any of the followers wants to help, it'd be appreciated.

So. What's an adult TV series that has

complex/compelling female leads (don't have to be queer, but it's a bonus if there are some) or an ensemble cast with a lot of women,

an engaging story,

has a somewhat active/enthusiastic fandom on here (doesn't have to be HOTD or "Yellowjackets" levels of enthusiastic).

I dropped "Good Girls" again after finishing the first two episodes of season 4, because as much as I love the ladies, the arcs are repetitive af at this point.

I wanted to watch "The Good Fight" and "Black Sails," but I'm afraid they'll have to wait. "The L Word" and "Orphan Black" too.

Some of the series I enjoyed at some point:

"The Handmaid's Tale," OITNB, "I May Destroy You," "Unbelievable," "Veep," "Dead Ringers," "The Good Wife," "My Brilliant Friend," "The Returned," "Bad Sisters," "Chewing Gum," "Black Earth Rising," "Mrs. America," "GLOW," "Kevin Can Fuck Himself," "Big Little Lies," "Night Country," "Top of the Lake," "Godless," "Frontera Verde," "Ethos," "One Night," "The Power," "Girls5eva," "UnREAL," "Damages," "Insecure," "Unorthodox," "P-Valley," "Russian Doll," "Hacks," "Grace and Frankie," "Shining Girls," "Killing Eve," "Fleabag," "Why Women Kill," "Poker Face," "The Queen's Gambit," "Borgen," "Mare of Easttown," "Irma Vep," "Alias Grace," "Miss Sherlock," "Last Tango in Halifax," "The Fall," "The Bletchey Circle," "Servant," "We Are Lady Parts," "Made for Love," "Claws," "The Girlfriend Experience," "Dear White People," "Little Fires Everywhere," "Sharp Objects," "Lovecraft Country," “The Underground Railroad," "Under the Bridge," "Derry Girls" (<-a teen series, but I made an exception because everyone here told me it was worth it), “Station Eleven," "The Great," "Beef," "She's Gotta Have It," "Twenties," "Olive Kitteridge," "Enlightened," "Babylon Berlin," "Deadloch," "Vida," "Feel Good," "Gentleman Jack," "La Casa de las Flores" (<-never let it be said I don't enjoy millennial telenovelas).

Female fronted series I haven't finished:

HTGAWM, "Wentworth" (<-couldn't get into it).

Series I was/am kinda meh about:

"The Wilds" (<-"Yellowjackets" all the way), "Dead to Me," "Roar," "The Fosters," "Lost Girl," "Westworld" (<-post season 1), "The Haunting of Bly Manor" (not big on Flanagan's works), “Bridgerton," "Ratched," "Dickinson."

Series I haven't tried yet:

"The Diplomat," "Harlots," "Gilded Age," "The Bold Type" (<-surprisingly, it doesn't seem like my thing), "Workin' Moms," "Girlfriends Guide to Divorce," "Happy Valley," "Halt and Catch Fire," "West Wing," "Broadchurch," "The Split," "A Small Light," "Scandal," "For All Mankind," "Mindhunter," "Sense8," "1899," "Utopia," "Transparent," "The Morning Show," "Rain Dogs," The Mindy Project," "Vigil," "High Fidelity," "Only Murders in the Building," "Julia," "Pen15," "Weeds," "Girls."

[toffeeanddragons]

10 Fandoms, 10 Characters, 10 Tags

Thank you so much @idle-brit for tagging me!This was lots of fun :) 💖

My tags: @delyth88, @elymusplant, @galaxythreads, @chemical-processes. No pressure to answer, of course :)

1. Loki (MCU)

As much as I love everyone on this list, there is absolutely no competition for number 1. Loki has been my favourite character of all time for nearly 6 years now (because clearly the best time to join someone's fandom is after they've just been murdered), and is showing absolutely no signs of being replaced anytime soon. I have a Loki blog, for god's sake. The brodinsons are my favourite relationship in any kind of media, ever. I love them so, so much. Loki's a million different things and feelings, all at the same time, all fighting with each other, which makes for a wonderfully complex and nuanced character. Also, he's hilarious. Look at that eye roll. This is a man who hates his life, which makes me feel better about mine. Thanks, Loki.

2. Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

As will become obvious throughout this list, I love me an emotionally traumatised crazy person. Klaus is that. One of the characters who makes me laugh the most, ever, show-stopping dress sense, and a bucketload of unresolved trauma which goes largely ignored by Klaus, the other characters and the narrative itself? It was love at first sight. Their banter with the other characters, especially Ghost Ben (rip) is one of my favourite aspects of the show. Here's to hoping that Klaus won't be getting the Allison treatment in season 4!

3. Pippa Fitz-Amobi (A Good Girl's Guide to Murder)

I binge-read the entire AGGTM series earlier this year, and instantly fell in love with it. Pip is one of my favourite protagonists ever. Impossibly clever, compassionate, obsessive, badass, and a teensy bit unhinged. What's not to love? I would die for her. I'd say that I'd kill for her, but I think she's got that covered. I think she's written in a very realistic way, firstly as a genius 17 year old girl who doesn't really know what she's getting into, and later as a haunted individual who wants to stop investigating but can't. The way she politely knocks on people's front doors to dig up their traumas, accuse them of murder and all-round ruin their lives is everything to me. She is my blorbo. I am so, so excited for the show to come out, and I'm sure that Emma Myers will do a wonderful job as Pip!

4. Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

One of the best-written characters, in one of the best-written series ever. Reading from her perspective is such a delight- she's endlessly suspicious of everyone around her, constantly on survival mode, trusting very few people and relying on exactly no one (to begin with, at least). She's a random teenage girl, from the poorest district, and she wins the Hunger Games. She's so mentally unstable that she has to be sedated, and still she's made to be the face of a rebellion. She's rude, and kind of unlikeable. She adopts all the weakest tributes, at risk to herself, knowing that they won't win. She's doomed to fail by the narrative. She's the it girl of 2010s dystopian YA fiction. Jennifer Lawrence is an amazing actress, who does a beautiful job portraying the depth and conflict of Katniss in the films. The themes and social commentary of the Hunger Games is one of its (many) strong points, and I am so so glad that people are talking about it again, because it is my favourite book series out there.

5. Mitchell Pritchett (Modern Family)

I have no idea what to say about this man, I just love him. He just like me fr. What an icon. Impeccable music taste. I've started saying, "no my god" now, and nobody understands what I'm talking about. Even in a sitcom, my favourite is the one with issues that he refuses to talk about or fix. The episode where he's trying to hide that he dressed up as spiderman makes me cry-laugh. Claire's speech at his wedding makes me just cry. He's not a perfect man, but he's certainly better than everyone else.

6. Shin Tsukimi (Your Turn to Die)

My favourite cringefail loser! I said Katniss was doomed by the narrative in a metaphorical way. This idiot is actually doomed.

No but in all seriousness, I do really love him. Before the beginning of the game, he was just a relatively normal young man- but, when confronted with the inevitability of his own death, he made himself into a monster to survive. He has a violent vendetta against the local badass teenage girl, who is traumatised as hell already and does not need Shin chipping in as well, thank you very much. I love his relationship with Kanna, his biological sister; how he uses her, manipulates her, and still cares for her so much that he dies for her with a smile on his face in the Emotion route. Conversely, in the Logic route, his actions are a direct cause of her death, and I just love how much YTTD hates siblings. I hope that his past with Midori is explored more in either a mini-episode or the final part of the game, because I find it sooo interesting. I'm super excited to see whether he actually has no chance of survival, or whether he makes it out, against the odds, on one of the routes. He's a bit useless, so I won't get my hopes up.

7. Rue Bennett (Euphoria)

I think it goes without saying that Euphoria has its issues, lol. Sam Levinson is an idiot. While a lot of the show (especially season 2) feels shallow and like it doesn't care about its characters, Rue's storylines always have heart and depth and I am so invested in her arc. It's no wonder that Zendaya won 2 Emmys for this role, because her acting is phenomenal! Rue feels so real to me, in the way that she's trying so hard to stay sober but she falls down and relapses time and time again. Recovery isn't linear, but she's getting there, and I adore her with all my heart. Her relationships with Lexi, her mother, her sister, and her sponsor, Ali, are my favourites, and the healthiest for her, in my opinion. Her brief friendship/ romance with Jules may have kept her more solidly sober than anything else in the show, but Jules (understandably) cracks under the pressure of Rue's mental health, and can't be there for her. Rue needs to heal for herself, which she appears to be doing at the end of S2.

8. Max Mayfield (Stranger Things)

Duffer brothers, please just let her be happy.

Despite only being introduced in Season 2, Max has, in my opinion, had the best character development out of everyone on the show. Her growth from someone standoffish, rude, and uninterested in the group (maybe I'm being a bit harsh. She was, like, 12) to someone who is willing to risk her life to help her friends and Hawkins means so much to me. The scene in "Dear Billy" (S4, Ep4) where she escapes from Vecna remains my favourite in the whole show and will probably be burned into my brain forever. Her relationships with Lucas and El are very sweet, and some of my favourites in Stranger Things. Her final line in S4, after all her struggles over the season, being that she doesn't want to die literally breaks my heart. I hope she gets some degree of a happy ending in the final season. She was my first profile picture when I joined this hellsite, and I love her a lot.

9. Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)

The shenanigans that this girl gets up to never fail to make me laugh. The bit where she accidentally dyes her hair green and then has to hack it all off makes me feel awful for her, but. it's hilarious. Sorry, Anne. Her friendship with Diana is so sweet but also so funny to me because they really are the most chaotic duo of the 1880s. The scene where Anne accidentally gives her alcohol instead of fruit juice is so mortifying but so, so funny. Amidst all of the insane situations that Anne gets into are a lot of really heartwarming moments and relationships. Matthew and Marilla adopting Anne, even though they wanted a boy, because she's so endearing and alone in the world is probably what made me who I am today. I still haven't gotten around to watching Anne with an E, but I've heard it's amazing. I look forward to watching it when I have the time :).

10. Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)

My first ever favourite character! Another one who I don't have a tonne to say about. She's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. She has done nothing wrong, ever. She knows martial arts, so watch out.

Honourable mentions: Thor (MCU), Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games), Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls), Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99), Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd), The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who), James (The End of the F***ing World), Ali Abdul (Squid Game).

If you read all of this then thanks, and have a great day!

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Zain Iqbal as Ravi Singh A Good Girl's Guide to Murder (2024), Season 1

[dollycxre]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ you'll see my face, in every place, but you can't catch me now.

-> "Make a wish."

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!

⋅ᯓᡣ𐭩

airi, she/her, minor, animal lvr, daydreamer, infp, multifandom writer, omniromantic bisexual, half-dead, half fairy, child of hades, always open to moots :3

-> rules

(a/n: im a minor so don't be freaky)

ps. fic ideas are appreciated, especially for fandoms that aren't pjo! (and you can just send me random thoughts about characters as well, I love that sorta thing)

-> PERCY JACKSON (BOOK SERIES)

magic in the making...

-> PERCY JACKSON (TV SHOW)

magic in the making...

->HEROES OF OLYMPUS

Yandere! Athena x Demigod! Darling - general hcs (fem reader)

yandere PJO! Hades x demigod! darling - general hcs

yandere! Hestia x fem! mortal! Reader - ♡ general hcs

yandere PJO! Percy Jackson x demigod! darling X yandere HOO! Jason Grace - general hcs

->TWILIGHT SAGA

magic in the making...

->TRIALS OF APOLLO

magic in the making...

->DORK DIARIES

magic in the making...

->MAGNUS CHASE

magic in the making...

->GREEK MYTHOLOGY

magic in the making...

->SEDUCE ME THE OTOME ( WOMEN ONLY)

magic in the making...

->HARRY POTTER HOGWARTS MYSTERY

magic in the making...

->CHALLENGERS

magic in the making...

->THE HUNGER GAMES

magic in the making...

->THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES

magic in the making...

->SCREAM (ALL 6 MOVIES)

magic in the making...

->TCOAAL (THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY)

magic in the making...

a/n: I don't support the incest part of this game so nothing for that!!

->JENNIFER'S BODY

magic in the making...

->PROJECT SEKAI

magic in the making...

->KPOP

A/N: I will only write for girl groups!!

magic in the making...

->PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

A/N: only the girlies!

magic in the making...

->HEATHERS

magic in the making...

->GIRL FROM NOWHERE

magic in the making...

->CARMEN SANDIEGO

magic in the making...

->AMERICAN HORROR STORY (coven, murder house, asylum, 1984 and apocalypse only!!)

magic in the making...

->MCU/MARVEL

A/N: once again, I will only be writing for the females!!

magic in the making...

->MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

magic in the making...

->BLUE LOCK

magic in the making...

->SPY X FAMILY

magic in the making...

->DDLC

magic in the making...

->EVER AFTER HIGH

magic in the making...

->HARRY POTTER

magic in the making...

->THE FOLK OF THE AIR

A/N: ask me about these after a couple of months, I still need to finish the series lol

magic in the making...

->ALL FOR THE GAME

magic in the making...

->MLP

magic in the making...

->FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

magic in the making...

->OMORI

magic in the making...

->A GOOD GIRL'S GUIDE TO MURDER

magic in the making...

->DANGANRONPA 1, 2 AND 3

magic in the making...

->YANDERE SIMULATOR (maybe, I definitely don't support that pr3dator yand3v, so I probably won't write for this much or at all)

magic in the making...

->MANGA/MANHWA/MANHUA

A/N: please ask if I write for the specific one you want first!!

magic in progress...

!! IMPORTANT A/N: The fandoms listed below are the ones I won't write for very often or when I do, it'll probably not be reqs or asks ♥ !!

->GENSHIN IMPACT

magic in the making...

->HONKAI STAR RAIL

magic in the making...

A/N: The requests for Hoyoverse games are currently closed &lt;;3

->BROOKLYN-99

A/N: I'll write for everyone except Holt, Kevin, Sarge, Boyle, Hitchcock and Scully

magic in the making...

->MODERN FAMILY

A/N: I don't write for Luke, Manny and Jay

magic in the making...

->ENCANTO

magic in the making...

->WEDNESDAY (NETFLIX SHOW)

magic in the making...

->YOU (NETFLIX SHOW)

magic in the making...

a/n: I used to keep up with this show only from 2018-2022 so I still gotta watch the latest season, so no reqs for that yet!!

!PLEASE ASK IF THERE'S A PARTICULAR FANDOM YOU WANT ME TO WRITE FOR THAT ISN'T MENTIONED HERE!!

[agggtmsource]

You said, "sleeping with someone new". What did you mean? A Good Girl's Guide to Murder | S1EP2

[bookworm-1196]

Part 2 of my yearly wrapup! My favorite 15 book series this year :

1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan - you have no idea how weird it feels to be technically the same age as / a bit older than Percy in the most recently published book from PJO after looking up to him sort of like to a big brother figure for so long. Also Percabeth my beloved !! First ship I ever shipped when I didn’t even know what shipping meant I just knew they were meant to be. Also ily Grover the whole time I was watching the TV show I was like damn I’m the Grover in my friend group 😂

2. Lockwood & Co by Jonathan Stroud - go read it if you haven’t yet! If you love PJO you’ll love this series. I’m already considering rereading the books and I finished reading them barely a month ago. And the world is so interesting too!

3. A Good Girl’s Guide To Murder trilogy by Holly Jackson - if ever there is an apocalypse I want Pippa Fitz-Amobi on my team because this girl is a badass genius. This book series made me want to read wayyy more murder mysteries so if you know any good YA murder mysteries with some of my other favorite tropes like found family pls comment!!

4. The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare - I reread them this year and this time I liked the second half way more than the first half (bc Sizzy and also shipping Clace was less icky)

5. The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare - I really want to do a reread either at the end of this year or in 2025. Herongraystairs have a hold on me that I could not break if I tried, and I’ve rarely seen any fictional character or real person love anyone the way those three love each other. They break my heart and the fact that Jem and Tessa will see Will again in TWP keeps me up at night because WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? As in the Will from their universe, their Will or one from an alternate universe? Bc alternate universe Will isn’t the same. CC already confirmed it wasn’t a dream but pls no alternate universe Will it just won’t be the same.

6. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins - I reread the series this year and read the Peeta POV fanfics of the book series from ao3 (the Peeta’s Games series on Archive of Our Own by igsygrace if you’re interested) and I am so mad that people don’t take YA seriously JUST because there’s also a romance or just because the target audience is teenagers or teen girls when this masterpiece exists.

7. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo - I read the Grishaverse books last year and this year I read some SoC short fanfics. I love these characters and I love the world Leigh Bardugo built to house them. Why does Netflix keep cancelling book adaptation TV shows I love ? Praying it doesn’t happen to AGGGTM like pls just this once.

8. The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan - I miss these characters and I really want to reread HoO soon. Something I’ve really wanted to either read or if it doesn’t exist yet write is Jason and Reyna’s quests and life at Camp Jupiter sort of like PJO (Camp Jupiter’s Version) because I love them so much (not as a couple but as friends and as individual characters) and it’s a shame Rick Riordan hasn’t written either a book about them or about the Amazons or the Hunters of Artemis or the Ramirez-Arellano sisters like?? Cmon

9. Heartstopper by Alice Oseman - I reread Heartstopper this year before reading Heartstopper 5 and watching the third season of Heartstopper and it’s such a heartwarming lovely graphic novel series. The whole time I was reading or watching Nick and Charlie fall in love I just wished that could be me. The Imogen storyline in the latest season >>>>>

10. The Eldest Curses by Cassandra Clare - I reread Red Scrolls of Magic while rereading TMI and it’s one of my favorite TSC books because it’s my comfort read and I enjoy reading it so so much. I definitely need to reread Lost Book of the White sometime, it’s been a while and I don’t remember much about it other than the fact that it takes place in Shanghai and the whole TMI friend group AND Jem are there (which can only be iconic).

11. The Last Hours by Cassandra Clare - I just love this book series so much!!

12. The Wicked Powers by Cassandra Clare - not even out yet but I’m half-excited half-terrified about this series. It feels surreal that the Shadowhunter Chronicles are going to end 😢 I love these characters so much and the world is so fascinating I hope the fandom keeps expanding on it even after TWP is done. There’s so much left to explore, especially with the immortal characters like Lily Chen, Catarina Loss, Raphael Santiago, Ragnor Fell, or even Tessa!!

14. Harry Potter series - putting this here bc of the fact that I’m in the Marauders fandom and I really SHOULD get back to posting chapters for that fic I’ve been writing for a year now (I apologize)

15. the Seraphina & Tess of the Road duologies by Rachel Hartman - someone gifted me Tess of the Road as a birthday present when I was 10-12 I don’t remember and when I first read it then, I was too young to understand some of the more mature themes of that book. But when I reread it recently I was better equipped to and it just hit me how amazing this book is. I also really loved the Seraphina duology. (In The Serpent’s Wake wasn’t quite as good but I still liked it). If you like complex flawed FMCs who are strong in their own way, fantasy and dragons (and don’t mind if there isn’t a sweeping romance because there isn’t much in this series) you will love these books I couldn’t recommend them more. But check the content warnings for the Tess of the Road duology it’s… let’s say questionable that someone gave me this book at age twelve.

Anyway yeah those were the book series that owned my heart this year! Apart from AGGGTM and Lockwood & Co there weren’t really any new book series that captured my heart this year. Pls recommend some if based on what I’ve written you think I’d enjoy reading something!

[snow-angel333]

hey!

livenowthinklater333 → snow-angel333

about me →

she/her, june baby, big three - cancer sun, leo rising and aquarius moon, slavic (macedonian), american moved to aus (melb), minor, enfj, obsessive playlist maker, y2k coquette (ish) girly, pinterest whore, older sister, delulu and hopeless romantic, aaron hotchner's, spencer reid's wife and harvey specter's, wife (real!), obsessed with ribbons in my hair, #1 it's nice to have a friend defender

just me ranting about life - this is a safe space for anyone and everyone !

fandoms →

music → taylor swift, lana del rey, tate mcrae, sabrina carpenter, twenty one pilots, olivia rodrigo, arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, isabel la rosa, remy bond, chase atlantic, charli xcx, kacey musgraves

books → charlotte holmes series, inheritance games, murder most unladylike, to all of the boys i've loved before, agatha christie in general, a good girl's guide to murder, love on the brain, you and me on vacation, this time it's real, the american roommate experiment

right now →

watching → criminal minds season 9, psych season 1

reading → the tenant of wildfell hall - anne brontë, transparent things - vladmir nabakov

listening → lust for life - lana del rey, short n' sweet - sabrina carpenter, sweet nothing - taylor swift

dni:

transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic, the usual

nsfw blogs/sugar daddy blogs

25+ blogs unless i interact first/we're moots

rude blogs will be blocked

[ac3-76]

Kai Smith Headcannons

warnings: none😊

General

Idc what anyone says he can cook

like him and Nya were on their own for most of their childhood and bc Kai is the oldest he insisted on cooking

also because he grew up poor he gets really creative in the kitchen

his body temperature is constantly at 102° Fahrenheit

he does well in colder climates and doesn't struggle with feeling cold or freezing, but in hotter climates he gets heat exhaustion fast

He pretty much refuses on taking rest days

like he has to work out every single day or else he gets really insecure

He has the largest social media following out of all the ninjas(if you don't include Lloyd's graffiti account that no one knows he runs)

his body insecurity stems from growing up skinny and underweight

He LOVES Supernatural and sees a lot of himself in Dean Winchester

He has 3 tiktok accounts, one for fashion, one for thirst traps, and one where he just talks, rants, or does vlogs

he also has a YouTube channel that does really well, it's mostly vlogs, pranking the ninjas, doing challenges, trying things

his YouTube channel is kind of a mix of Jake Webbers channel, Kalogeras sisters, and the Sturniolo Triplets

He only has 1 Instagram and he mostly posts pictures of him and the other ninjas hanging out and having fun

He has a public and a private Twitter

the only thing he posts on his public account is i❤️my partner type stuff and dates for things

He definitely did a tweet about how exited he was for A Good Girls Guide To Murder TV show to be released

His private account has tweets for literally everything he does and thinks

"ate a fire cookie🔥🔥"

"just took a narly nap"

"you guys"(with absolutely no rhyme or reason, everyone was responding to that one really confused)

"just watched Teen Wolf, Chris Argent is such a dilf"

The crazy thing is his private account has over 4 million followers, he accepts literally everyone that requests to follow it

He's extremely good at math, put any math problem in front of him and he can solve it in his head in 15 seconds

He's also very financially literate, he's got all of his money related things in order and is a millionaire by season 10 bc he got into investing and stocks

No one knows abt him being a millionaire tho bc he doesn't buy things that look expensive and he doesn't flex his money

He totally buys expensive things tho

it's mostly high end clothing

he has a huge shoe collection that costs at least $2,813

He's an absolute fiend for cosmic brownies

He's a huge car guy

His favorite car brand is Koenigsegg and he owns a black Jesko Attack

He also owns 2 motorcycles

Dating

He's hispanic and fluent in Spanish

If his S/O doesn't speak spanish he'll tell them things in Spanish and won't tell them what if means

He does this all the time

It's bc Spanish is his first language and it's easier for him to say things in his mother tounge

(Yk in Modern Family when Gloria says that no one knows how smart she is in spanish, yea Kai totally feels that)

(he's also a chronic Modern family watcher and he relates to Gloria and Hailey so hard)

If his s/o speaks Spanish he prefers talking to them in Spanish

(he also loves if they speak it bc its also Nya's first language which means they can talk to Nya better)

He absolutely adores physical touch and cuddling

Hugs from behind.

Neck kisses.

he loves his hair being played with

if his S/O wants their hair braided, he can do it

French, Dutch, typical 3 strand, box, godess, cornrows, triangle box, twist, micro braids, fulani, Havana

whatever you want and whatever ur hairtype, he can do it

He can also do any hairstyle on any hair type like it's the easiest thing ever

He def does a soft launch at first

once your relationship is public, he post you all. the. time.

he just loves showing off his lover

However, he makes sure that while ur relationship is known, it's private

he's not gonna post any fights or issues that you 2 have, he works those out in private

he let's you steal any of his clothes(as long as you give them back)

He's the right amount of jealous and possesive

if someone else if flirting with you he'll just walk up and put his arm around ur shoulders or waist

he pretty much never introduces himself when someone else if flirting with you, he let's you do that

He's very secure in his relationship, he wouldn't cheat on you and he knows you wouldn't cheat on him

BUT, as mentioned above he struggles a lot with body insecurity so you'll have to reasure him that you love his body

He's been cutting meat for people his whole life(first Nya then Lloyd) so if you don't wanna cut your meat he'll totally cut it for you

He's so they fell first, he fell harder coded

also unexpected love trope, but it's unexpected for you two, everyone else knew the second you guys met that you were gonna be together

Nya and Lloyd had a bet on how long it would take for you two to get together(Nya won)

[berrypass-de-murdler]

2 - 17, New Year, New Murder!

2:17, 17, 177777777

It took me like 20 minutes to solve yesterday's murdle for absolutely no reason (or! it was 1 am and i was dumb)

Omg is that poptropica dr crimson???? (warning, if you bring up poptropica to me i will rant for hours and hours)

ANYWYA

DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!

VIOLET: It’s the new year!  LOGICO: It’s the first of June. Not the NEW YEAR-

It’s too late! He is dragged to the library, where a rave has been set up (hope you weren’t planning on reading)! A seizure warning shows up onscreen before transitioning to the next shot. And an earrape warning!! Logico’s senses are blinded.

VIOLET: I tried to make it, you know, fun!

Logico can’t see anything, but he can weakly make out some voices singing along.

ABALONE: 🎶A-LIST ABALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY! PINE: GIRL, STOP SCREAMING FOR THE LOVE OF- Hold up! Did you invite Logico to girls’ night?? VIOLET: YEAH!  PINE: UGHHH VIOLET: You listen to me! I’ve stayed up 729 nights straight to plan these parties, and they are gonna go how I WANT THEM TO! ABALONE: Gurl, you’re my IDOL!!!

They dance more. Not Logico though! Logico doesn’t dance. Instead, he’s skimming the books on the wall like a loser. He finds one with a super dumb title. “The Accountant’s Guide to Having Fun”? Sounds like something Blackstone wrote at gunpoint. Logico HAS to see what this is about, but when he tries to take out the book, naturally, a secret passage emerges! And the lights go out with a cartoony record scratch.

ABALONE: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T SEE!! VIOLET: LOGICO!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT?! PINE: I TOLD YOU HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN INVITED!

There’s a lot of struggling in the darkness until Violet manages to turn the regular light on. The DJ is dead!! (Was the record scratch their heart stopping?)

Logico immediately suspects Violet. Did she murder the DJ to prove that he needed to be invited? 

PINE: Well, what are we supposed to do now?? LOGICO: It’s a library. You could read a book. ANY book. PINE: You serious? Y’all need to get your brains checked.

Logico approaches Violet, who seems very distressed - is that good or bad? She is drowning her sorrows in champagne.

VIOLET: I can’t believe… I can’t believe I didn’t get to have a single good party! [sobs]

Logico, questioning his decisions, sits down next to her.

VIOLET: I just… wanted to impress you. LOGICO: Me? Why? VIOLET: Well… you’re- you’re THE Deductive Logico! And I know our first meeting went really bad, but I- I admire you so much, and…

Logico lays his hand on her shoulder. Violet smiles weakly.

ABALONE: HEY GUYS! LOOK AT HOW TALL MY SHOES ARE WHOOOOAAAAA!!!

She faceplants so hard, her head goes through the floor! Violet rushes over to help.

Logico finally gets a text from Irratino!

“Hi Logico, I wish I was there for New Year’s too. Even if it’s not really New Year’s I just really wanted to”

That’s the whole message. Logico texts back “???” and the goat responds.

“Never mind. Just remember: champagne and maps always go together.”

Logico quivers, then makes his decision. Judge Pine, who was bitter that Logico was invited!

PINE: This is not justice! Only I decide what is justice! LOGICO: You use that same protest every time! Give me a break! ABALONE: [bawling] WHAT THE HELL?? I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON THAT DJ!!  VIOLET: UGH, JUST GO!!

She literally shoves her out of there. Logico wonders why she didn’t do that to all the murder guests.

The end! 

why am i so freakin tired?? is it a seasonal thing?

Ah well

Look it's poopgico! (so many off-topic comments in this episode!)