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Holy shit, y'all
The Munsons are Catholic.
#Stranger Things#Eddie Munson#Wayne Munson#this is more religious iconography than we've seen in anybody else's home!#in the entire show!#holy shit Wayne Munson is ACTIVELY RELIGIOUS#wow I need more of THIS in fic right this goddamn second#that is an actual cloth calendar that is not a free thing you pick up at church#that is not a thing you hang up in your home by accident#(also I'm not saying guardian angels and praying hands CAN'T be some denomination of protestant)#(but that is some Catholic-ass iconography right there)
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still thinking about Worst Possible Timing Bodyswap AU
#my art#one piece fanart#one piece sanji#zosan#i guess..... it isn't NOT zosan#took some major liberties with what capone bege's castle looks like because w/e#things can be a little dungeoney with dramatic lighting. for me. as a treat#once again intended for this to be a sketch then it grew too many limbs somehow#one piece tag#bodyswap au tag#once is an accident and twice is a coincidence that necessitates its own tag I Fucking Guess#anyways. the thing is that i am terminally incapable of picking at a seam for AU purposes without following the thread ALL the goddamn way#'what happens with-' yes i have an answer#let's see if this one surprises me by staying under 10k words or not#art for fic
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"OMG Scar's red, he's totally gonna go out first"
Yeah... Like there wasn't another life series where Scar also got on red on episode 3 yet made it to the final two due to his own skill
#trafficblr#wild life#wild life spoilers#wild life SMP#wlsmp#GoodtimeswithScar#3rd life#not that it wouldn't be impossible for scar to lose first but like...#the guy is really good at surviving oj red#like look at last life and secret life as well#the guy is accident prone but he knows how to play#give the man some goddamn credit
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The Vees get restored to their human bodies for some reason. Val proceeds to spend the next ten minutes cooing over how handsome Vox is. After the initial glow wears off, Val admits he feels a bit insecure about his own appearance by comparison (Val was looking rough at the time of his death). Vox immediately starts smothering him in affection and compliments.
Velvette feels like she’s going to puke her guts, and not just because of her death injuries.
#vox and val had ‘clean’ deaths so their bodies are pretty intact#velvette was in a goddamn car accident so she’s just sitting there bleeding while they canoodle#redlady speaks#hazbin hotel#hazbin posting#vox#Valentino#velvette#staticmoth
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How the fuck do you manage to fuck up B&C? It was literally handed to the writers on a silver platter in the book as an impactful scene, and instead they gave us THAT!?
#heleana barely even begged ???#she doesn't even say his name just calls him 'the boy' ???#no maelor !!!#don't get me wrong the sounds were fucking horrific but the rest of the scene was so underwhelming for what it could have been#also STOP MAKING EVERYTHING GODDAMN ACCIDENTS/MISUNDERSTANDINGS#LET THE CHARACTERS OWN THEIR SHITTY CHOICES FOR ONCE#first aemond not wanting to kill lucerys and now this#ugh#i actually liked the episode for the most part outside of this but i'm annoyed#house of the dragon#lily babbles
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as of ten minutes ago we are officially Jobless™️. my sign to retire early and devote the remainder of my existence to writing toxic old man yaoi
#pennforyourthoughts#personal#someone rb this with silly tags i feel it deserves some levity#warning: novel-length tags lmfao#THEY TOLD ME TODAY MY LAST DAY IS FRIDAY? that's only two whole workdays for me HELLO??#knew it was coming bc they let my friend go two weeks ago and he had more seniority than me but jfc#at least let me ride out the contract till november. WHY. i JUST went back to uni i need money goddamn it#full disclosure tho i haven't been able to stop laughing bc so much of the surrounding circumstances are insanely funny to me#1) i was LITERALLY at a job fair yesterday and I almost considered not going bc I was so damn tired#surprisingly made some really great connections so ty universe now i have people to poke in the coming months#2) i switched from part time to ft course load at the last second and have been regretting it ever since but if im to be unemployed then#MAYBE now I can actually handle the uni workload :D#3) when my boss called me she asked how ive been and i told her i was sooo sick last week and got into a car accident#that same day omw back from uni (universal karma for skipping class for my health ig)#THE WAY SHE PAUSED ON CALL IS SO FUNNY IN RETROSPECT. was prolly thinking fuck. now i have to add to this#she literally went “omg im so sorry...anyways i have bad news”#im not even lying when i say i was GIGGLING through that whole call she was so concerned#love her bc she genuinely tried to fight for me and is the reason i wasn't let go two weeks ago but man. the timing is impeccable#also don't think i get any unemployment benefits bc i was temp contract and my situation as a whole is a bit complicated so YAY :DDD#the way i ran to my bestie to spill the tea & we're over here like 🤝 fired buddies 🤝 time to speed run job interviews while juggling uni
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seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing
#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident#I straight up forgot#and just didn't show up to the session#my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked#I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up#my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january#I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted#like mentally and spiritually#all the time#my memory and sense of time are both shit#my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason??#I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me#I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir#and yet#idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason#fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly#due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me#aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory#it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever#like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype#but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here#doing whatever this is#maybe I should drive out to the coast#maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long#I mean it can't make me worse#I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark#everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone
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The absolute deconstruction of Adam’s mental in UC verse has me feeling a bunch of ways.
Like, he started out hopeful, trying his hardest to work things out with Lucifer and Lilith and actually did! They were having a good bit of fun and at one point Lucifer started to catch the tiniest bit of feelings for Adam. He talked to Roo for the first time in a long time to which he made amends for things between them as well.
Feeling good and having trust in them, Adam was fully prepared to go and talk to Sera and get an audience for all of them to talk about G’s plans but funnily enough, Adam’s own superior wouldn’t hear him out and locked him away for an amount of time he wasn’t even sure of. There he was bombarded by memories of himself and of Eve that tortured him pretty much.
At the time, he was feeling like the people of Hell were a lot better than those in Heaven only on the sheer fact that they listened to him and would listen to him. However after being broken out of the white room, everything changed dramatically. Lilith approaching Adam and trying to get him angry just so he could kill her in said anger, while around Lucifer, messed him up on the inside. He knew she was right on some levels but how it was done was just… wrong and left him literally beaten and half dead. Where else was he supposed to go after that but home?
Home, where he was now a fugitive if spotted by anyone who worked for the council as Sera had never allowed him to leave the White Room and if found, he would have been sentenced to fall. Only to just… lie on the ground for a day, bleeding and being alone up until Charlie was ported to him by G himself as a test to see if Charlie would finish him off right then and there. The sad thing is, looking back on it now, Adam would have preferred her to do so.
There was a bit of regained hope for him at that time, talking to Charlie and taking care of her made him feel a little better in a way that he wasn’t so alone. But there was a growing feeling of abandonment that was quickly getting bigger and bigger.
Eventually, Charlie leaves back to Hell, Lute tells him of Sera wanting to summon him after an accidental slip of the tongue and they ditch to Hell together. At least at the Hotel he got some time to rest, however that wouldn’t take long to be disrupted, learning of Charlie’s death, then having to fight Charbringer and eventually give up fighting her knowing that it was wrong to do so and he died.
Adam still remembers feeling the pain of death, being dead and his soul slipping away. Even though, somehow it was reverted and Lute took his place in his stead to which he had to watch Lute die, and then watch Charlie die in his arms…
After that, he buried Lute and just gave up. Adam went home and felt nothing. He’s lost so much and when looking around himself for who he had, who was he supposed to go to for help? He didn’t view himself as anything but a joke to everyone, someone to pin blame to, someone to leave in the background. Of course Angela tried to console him, but he wanted people who knew him to help him, love him, because those who don’t know him say the wrong things, make assumptions and cause him to feel even more lonely and wrong.
His mentality at this point was so shattered that when Eve, who is absolutely alive, showed up. He thought she was just a figment of his imagination, more White Room BS who helped a little but once he left to see Emily and found out that Sera had passed in battle, he found that he really couldn’t feel anything towards it. He felt bad for Emily, but the feelings of it was all light and on the surface.
Once he got home, that’s when he made the decision, if he was doomed to be nothing more than a after thought then he would just go back to being the villain he once pushed himself past. It’s the only way he knew how to cope and it’s not like anyone was coming around to help him anyways, it was either the mask or lay on the floor until the Cycle ended and he couldn’t sit back and do that.
He’s come full circle, and that’s really sad but also an incredibly interesting character ‘development’ that’s happened over time. I thought Adam would end up being a hero through this story, showing off bravery, selflessness and care but… this has all gone so against him that he just can’t feel those things anymore or much of anything.
UC is…. Not great for Adam lol
#voice of toast;#v; unholy crusade#read more for length#I’m sure I’m leaving some stuff out on accident but#goddamn
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we are so SO fucking back
#speaking#fun fact. one of those took me all session. the other was a goddamn accident#chase plays#ydyd obsidian
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truly nothing worse than having beef with somebody whose fucking name keeps cropping up on papers you're supposed to read
#if I have to see this one individual's name oNE MORE GODDAMN TIME#bad enough they keep showing up in my fucking email inbox#I have two nemeses at this fucking institution and only one of them actually sends me emails unprompted (via listserv)#the other one at least ignores me when at all possible#also I don't have beef with that one for ideological reasons. just interpersonal ones.#the other person is bOTH#horrid#anyway I have derailed my reading for the evening on accident so I should go have some ice cream and then climb into bed and read.#am I gonna do that? debatable#megs vs mlis#I have less petty and more genuine frustrations tonight but we don't have to be like. serious about it. memes only
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If anyone needs a good "how-to-adult" resource, I just found this Independent Living Library from the Texas School for the Blind and Visually Impaired. It's aimed at people who may struggle to live on their own due to vision impairment, but the guides are written in such a way that it's just really simple and accessible for most people. There's a lot of basic maintenance information, and a ton of kitchen how-to's ranging from frozen meal instructions to basic cooking skills to actual recipes. It's good information written in the simplest form with absolutely zero judgement as to why you don't know these things already
#tsbvi#independent living library#how to adult#i found it by accident#but goddamn is it some good stuff
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The Two Gentlemen of Verona is insane because if you read it without context you could reasonably interpret it as a well-written, thoughtful and cutting critique of patriarchal society and toxic masculinity. You could easily see it as satirizing the way women are objectified and dehumanized, and have their suffering swept under the rug when it’s not convenient to address.
I mean, it isn’t subtle. The second scene has Julia outright say that when women say no they mean yes. Proteus claims Sylvia is the sun and therefore shines bigger and brighter than Julia who is merely a star, even though we now know that the sun is just a medium-sized star. The only way for Julia to safely travel is to pretend to be a man. If Julia from Verona is traveling as a man, who are the “Two Gentlemen of Verona?” What does it mean to be a “gentleman?” Valentine tries to perform masculinity by lying that he’s killed a man (and “slew him manfully”). Proteus asks for a picture of Sylvia, which he sees as a valid replacement for Sylvia herself. Sylvia is the only person to show Julia true compassion. Sylvia & Julia are clearly set up to be romantic rivals, but Sylvia has such a strong distaste for Proteus that there’s no chance of that. “Her eyes are gray as glass, and so are mine.” Valentine is introduced essentially as “one of the good ones” but once it becomes convenient he tries to GIFT SYLVIA TO PROTEUS. Sylvia has NO LINES for all of the ending while the men around her argue over who gets to marry her. SHE IS LITERALLY SILENCED.
But no. William Shakespeare honest-to-god wrote that play as a regular comedy with a happy ending. Presumably did not think about the implications of any of that one bit. He just thought all of that was normal.
#also it was his first play. and there was a dog there#not to mention the whole deal with Julia#was she genuinely jealous of Sylvia’s situation because she’s so entrenched in misogynistic ideals of what a relationship should look like?#or did she purposefully reveal herself to distract Proteus & Valentine from Sylvia ??#either way why does she decide to marry Proteus?#does her willful insertion of herself into that relationship make her complicit or is she just as much a victim as Sylvia?#<- questions not even William Shakespeare knows the answer to because he WROTE THIS GODDAMN PLAY BY ACCIDENT IT WOULD SEEM#BY HAPPENSTANCE. BY PERFECT COINCIDENCE.#beebs blabbing#shakespeare#sorry for being insane. but in my defense wouldn’t you be too#sa tw#<- just to be safe. since it is implied#two gents
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breaking bad season 5 out of context
#JESSE!! LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE!! I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!!#can't believe this is an actual line how have I seen the 'he can't keep getting away with it!' meme but not this#just to clarify I would never ship these two in a million years but their dynamic compels me#I feel like he treats jesse more as a son than anything looking after him / being overbearing / ruining his life constantly etc#don't get me started on the scene where he calls his own actual son jesse by accident!!! I love writing#anyways ALMOST finished with my my like three year on and off watch of this goddamn show#because I had a quiet weekend to myself and whenever I am alone I end up watching prestige TV and movies I guess#this weekend it was this and past lives#breaking bad#.txt#jesse pinkman#walter white
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"I wonder why Phantom Racer - TWRP always makes me cry. It's not like a sad song or anything??"
> car crashes factor in heavily bc the phantom racer is literally driving the other racers off the road
> it has been in two severe car accidents
> the song has the tinkling sound of glass breaking as the racer crashes the last driver which is. THE quite singular memory from accident 1
> "ah. I may have just put two and two together here."
#mechaffeine speaks#car crash cw#just found out my mom and sister were in an accident. fortunately no one was hurt but fucking goddamn it holy fuck. fuck fuvk fuck#anyway. glad no one was hurt this time. fucking hell fucking hell.
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btw. i think leo would secretly listen to boy bands. specifically big time rush (i hold no shame here) and one direction. and i think there’s certain songs he associates with piper.
#amazing. invisible. COVER GIRL.#liper#leo valdez#this is me specifically thinking of romantic liper btw#i think he stumbles upon btr by accident#maybe it’s from the tv show#maybe (if we go by a universe where btr is a band in the pjo universe) it’s thru them releasing their first album#all i know is#leo valdez hears big time rush (the song) and loses his goddamn mind#bc why is he enjoying a boy band’s music#and thus the musical journey begins
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i hate the medical system <3
#sooooooo tired of old men talking to me like a child#i have two fucking degrees my guy. and one of them is pure mathematics.#dont explain things like im four and then go 'mmm i dont believe you' when i answer honestly.#i promise you. none of whatever the fuck youre doing. has anything to do with my sudden onset nerve pain. i promise.#its also exceptionally cool to be like 'hey have you broken your nose its like really crooked'#and also#'did you hit your head as a kid' because despite the several xrays. and doctors. and chiropractors ive had over the years.#apparently ive got a thick skull (bahduhmtss)#and when i say no i havent had any traumatic injuries like that. hes like mm well sometimes you just need time to remember#bestie i am twenty three years old. that is not a lot of years to recall. ive never had a concussion (or even close to) or motor accident.#i promise you if it happened @ birth it doesnt suddenly just present as nerve pain with absolutely no goddamn trigger. illness or otherwise#im sooo tired of the fighting. so tired of explaining the story over & over & over again. so tired of forms & questions & no fucking answers#c.text#illness tw#medical tw
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