#a girls bedtime ritual simply involves the bruschetta you wouldnt understand dude
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JANE: It's 2am and I just spilled olive oil on my bed. Nowhere else to sleep.
DIRK: Why did you have olive oil in bed?
JANE: ...I was making bruschetta.
#source: u/OGbudsandtha and u/Hedgewizard1958 on r/offmychest#a girls bedtime ritual simply involves the bruschetta you wouldnt understand dude#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#jane crocker#dirk strider
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