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Steddie Drunk Dialing Fluff
Steve Harrington-Munson was probably one of the happiest men to be alive in the modern era. He had the perfect life, against all odds. Because apparently having your late teens and early twenties ruined by demons equated to a fantastic adulthood.
He had it all. A loving family, the best friend/surrogate sister he could ever ask for, and he was married to the love of his life. And okay, yes. That had included some extremely embarrassing revelations and internal meltdowns and... a pretty brutal disownment. But he had figured it all out in the end. And here he was, a decade later with a ring on his finger and a nice hyphenated name. Not to mention how he was basically a trophy husband.
Eddie hadn't wasted a moment of the last decade. A symptom of almost dying it would seem. He went for the GED, gathered the band back up, moved across the country to chase his dreams and play in every shitty dive bar he could until they were discovered. All while dragging Steve along for the ride.
As much as Steve had believed in him, neither of them had been prepared for his music career actually taking off. Especially not to the level it did. It was undeniable that his husband was an A-Lister, despite how universally hated he was by half the country. You don't get many out and proud metal front man who loved parading around his high school sweetheart at every social event he could. But Europe loved him, as did the entirety of gay, rebellious youths world wide.
It was so stupid. There Eddie was, painted as an insane freak who was fake-married. With tabloids running story after story about his secret children, his drug addiction, a wife from another country, anything that they could think of. All while Eddie spent every free moment at Steve's side, always opting for a night in with his baby when given the choice. And when he wasn't doing that, he was busy playing surrogate fun uncle to the kids, who were definitly not kids anymore. But that didn't stop them from all getting together for Dungeons and Dragons once a month, hundreds and hundreds of campaign hours on everyone's belts. And that was his life. Spending time with his family, forcing them on hikes and runs, volunteering, working occasionally to help Robin with her translating work, all while coming home to the sweetest thing that ever existed.
God, did Steve love that man. Reminiscing about the love of his life while he was on tour was not helping his fretful sleep. He just... really had given him everything. He loved him so much in fact that he was only slightly pissed when he was woken up at three a.m. from the phone ringing off the hook.
Steve reached for it blindly, still half-asleep when he mumbled, "Mm-Eds?"
"Steeeeeeeeeevie," Eddie's voice slurred back at him, "Baby booooy. How's my baby boy? I miss my baby boy."
Steve smiled despite himself, yawning into the phone. Eddie was lucky he was so cute, considering how the love of his life who could not remember what time zones were, "He misses you too. And he's a little tired right now babe. What's up?"
"Day drunk," Eddie sighed, "Guys, morning show, mimosas, hotel room to sleep it off. Missing you."
"You won't be missing me for long," Steve softly laughed. Though... hearing his voice was quite the reminder of how cold the bed suddenly felt, "Just... one more week. That's not too long right?"
"Too long!" Eddie groaned, dramatic, "I miss you now. Why can't I see you now? Wait-Can I see you now? Cause planes and trains and-"
"And no," Steve interrupted with a chuckle, "You'd only get me for a few hours before you'd have to leave again."
"Worth it," Eddie mumbled out, his voice a little muffled as he tumbled around in his hotel bed, "Want my baby."
The pathetic tilt to his voice was enough to make Steve's heart clench. God he was too precious. Suddenly a red-eye in the middle of the night for a two hour make-out session didn't sound like such a bad idea. But he could be the strong one for tonight, "You have me sweetheart. Want me to stay on until you fall asleep."
"Yes please," Eddie sighed, "Love your voice. It's so... nice. Like... audible perfume. Like poetry or something."
"Oh baby you are wasted," Steve said as he laid back down, nestling the phone to his ear, "Please tell me you drank some water before laying down?"
"... maybe?"
"Babe."
"I knoooow. Keep nagging me though. I missed that too."
"Is my bitching your bed time story?"
He could hear Eddie nodding, rusting against the fabric, "And it's the best. Keep going?"
Steve rolled his eyes, but he did what he was asked. Saying every silly little grievance he could think of. He whined about how cold it was in bed without him, how Eddie had promised to take out the trash before he left and forgot. Again. How he hated how quiet it was without him, how much he missed hearing his voice trailing in and out of every room.
And Eddie listened, mumbling out a few sleepy m'sorrys and I love yous along the way. Until all Steve could hear was the slow, steady sound of his breathing. But he didn't hang up. Not when that was one of his favorite sounds in the world. And the perfect thing to fall asleep to.
Steve smiled to himself as he closed his eyes, a little amazed that Eddie could still make him feel so loved, from hundreds of miles away.
But one thing was for sure. He still had to be the happiest man on earth.
#steddie#steddie ficlet#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#ive written steve as a cursed prince#an emt#a counselor#a bartender#but now I write him as ME#Eddie Munson Arm Candy#Offical Title#i havent lost my love for them#im just a drug addict lol#a FUNCTIONING ONE#recovering#it's chill#i'm trying#in a slightly better place#yeah they went to cali for his music career but its cool#Robin went with#I'm going crazy in these tags the fuck#they are highschool sweethearts fuck it#he was in highschool when they met#close enough#fluff#so fluff#im like getting it out of my system#an exercise in writing and then sharing said writing even if it sucks#because I think everything i write sucks right now
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peoples' assumptions of your age being situational has led to a bizarre range of experiences for me. when im at school people in their early twenties are shocked to find out i'm younger than them. just a week ago at summer camp people were shocked to find out i'm older than fourteen. someone pegged me as thirteen
#i was the oldest camper there but nobody would have ever guessed that#except this one ten year old who accurately pegged my age in the first try. she's a different situation though because she viewed me as#a counselor#and the thing is. i fall for it to#i was talking to these girls and because of the clothes they wore and they way they dressed i thought they were all older than me.. they#were fourteen. they thought i was thirteen#finn says shit
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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“Well? Don’t you want to save your friends?”
Iconic moment with Iguin and Coco 🪄 So excited to see how that storyline goes
#witch hat atelier#witch hat fanart#witch hat coco#wha fanart#wha#my art#I JUST finished my camp counselor job and been really missing the kids i worked with#this manga came in at the right time I really resonate with its lessons on kids and watching out for them#heals me a bit after having to say goodbye a few weeks ago 😭
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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them
3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:
today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹
#as someone who never had support it’s wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH!#my hs counselor said i’d never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food#only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in#hope she chokes on my success :)#pixel art#artist on tumblr#aesthetic#illustration#i am so fucking powerful#i put 18 but it’s rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops#i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!
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daniel said please can we have vampire sex louis said No I am going to talk to you about my ex for eight hours and then my husband is going to hypnotize you in the living room and then leave you in a crack house somewhere. 50 years later daniel said can we have vampire sex now please louis said No you are my marriage counselor now daniel said ok I ended your marriage now can we please have vampire sex and louis said it was nice doing business with you goodbye. have fun being alone with the 500+ yo vampire whose life you just ruined. I have to get back together with my ex
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ok now that book of bill has us gf fans all in one place it's time to pass around my favourite still again
#gf#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#i couldnt be bothered to remove the age rating in the corner. in fact i think it enhances it#'the counselor said this would spice up our relationship but honestly it's making me hate you more'
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Behold! Camp Counselor Peri and Devious Camper Dev 🌲⭐ I hope others see my vision- I miss Camp Camp Dadvid moment and now there's no future for that to continue (RIP Roosterteeth). I'm unsure if I'm grasping the father-son bond too desperately… oh what am I saying, I'M DESPERATE FOR GIRL FAILURE DAD PERI PLS 😫🙏 and my boy Dev deserves to have a dad that steps up for him 😔💜 Also, feel free to make AU or headcanon outta this hehe
#fanart#the fairy godparents a new wish#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop poof#fop peri#fop dev#camp camp#camp camp david#camp camp max#au??#maybe au#Peri is a struggling intern camp counselor here#dev is devious
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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#lu twilight#lu wolfie#lu wild#lu legend#lu hyrule#fairy hyrule#I drew most of these on my weekends at camp#hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers#man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way#I was there 6+ weeks straight#some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town#a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf#we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do#so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol#that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME#but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol#I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf#Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting#calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us#for emotional support#her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay#anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner#I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE#we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY
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Raz truly is one of the funniest video game characters of all time. His ability to do platforming parkour is explained by the fact that he was raised in a circus. He’s a psychic prodigy. He thought his dad hated psychics but his dad is a psychic. He broke into a government camp in an attempt to get employed as a secret agent and it worked. He has canonically set squirrels on fire. His grandma is a former mass murderer. He’s addicted to giving people therapy and duking it out with the manifestations of their problems. He saves the day 3 times in the span of a week. He’s friends with a rat. He’s 10 years old.
#psychonauts#very fond of that little freak. there’s something deeply wrong with him.#the intro recap to pn2 is so insane. i broke into a camp unraveled a conspiracy got my brain stolen fought mine and a counselor’s daddy#issues met the founder of the psychonauts got in a plane crash rescued the head of the psychonauts and got a girlfriend#<- all in like. 3 days.#mine
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I'm a camp counselor and a Mechanisms fan. This means I have a unique opportunity of influence on kids who think I'm cool. I have used this power not for evil, but for my own amusement. I've been shouting "JONNY D'VILLE, YOUR HUMBLE CAPTAIN" and i have trained my loyal hoard of a dozen 10 year olds to shout back "FIRST MATE" and its quite possibly the best thing ive ever done. I shouldn't be as proud of this as I am, but it works better than any other attention getter I've ever used.
#the mechanisms#Jonny D'ville#camp counselor#i have so much brainrot#but so do the kids so its fine.#if i can get em to listen to me with the power of autism then so be it#hell what if jonny called himself captain on purpose sometimes just to get everyone's attention when he needed it#itd work#if these kids ever find the mechs then theyll know what to say
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ladybug and chat noir having a partner spat and going to marital counseling over it
#the counselor is like ''hm well actually my specialty is in marriages/romantic relationships.#but i know a wonderful counselor who specializes in friendships and working relationships who i can refer you to--''#and they're like ''no this works for us. its fine.''#buggachatter
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#being a criminal didn’t come up during his meetings with the school guidance counselor
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This is so precious. Heimerdinger's like "I've seen a lot of spy films my boy. I know how to sneak!" and Ekko's been picking pockets since he was born and he's like "Alright peepaw we'll do it your way."
#Arcane#Arc11#Arcane Spoilers#Ekko#Heimerdinger#Mandar Liveblogs#Hot take but I think Ekko would be a camp counselor in a human au#My guy just likes things to be Fair and Fun
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DP x DC Camp
The Batfam force Damian to go to summer camp to socialize with kids his own age and have some normal childhood experiences
That’s all well and good, but normal does not describe his cabin’s councilor, one Daniel “for the love of Ancients call me Danny” Fenton
Between the son of the bat and a Fenton, camp is going to be weird
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#dpxdc#writing prompt#writing#detective comics#camp counselor Danny#putting on the pep and trying to manage a group of 13 year olds#or ten#dealers choice DC timeline is a pain to deal with#Damian has gone from 10-14 I think? meanwhile Tim is still 17#and yes I know Danny went to space camp#but to be fair a more traditional camp experience would probably be more story convenient#and he’s been camping#with his family#that’s not even counting his mom going full marine in enemy territory survivalist mode#Danny is going to have some weirdly specific camping skills is what I’m saying
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demigod doodle dump !!!
#THE TRAILER.#IT’S REAL#percy jackson birthday bash#INTERNATIONAL PERCY JACKSON DAY#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#pjo fanart#annabeth chase#fanart#nico di angelo#thalia grace#charles beckendorf#silena beauregard#my art#percy jackson fanart#percabeth#charlena#i wanna see the other counselors in the show so bad#CHARLENA COME HOME
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