#a coincidence of course

[crplpunkklavier]

hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while

[pianokantzart]

Ah yes, the three princesses and their gardens... Peach

Daisy

And Luigi

[mmelolabelle]

Larys Strong watching people run off to Harrenhal, knowing full well it’s haunted as shit and that the actual person in charge is a witch of indeterminate age who likes to drug people

[aurorangen]

A quiet morning in the house was a rare occasion. The boys were asleep and Vincent had carried Renee to bed where she fell peacefully into slumber. During his errands, Vincent visited a patisserie to surprise Renee with some freshly baked pastries.

Being a dad reminded Vincent of his childhood, but the Nancy memories subconsciously returned. How long has it been since he last saw her? It must have been 15 years now; he's not seen her for half of his life. For a short time, Nancy meant everything to him, and today only fragments of her remained.

At the patisserie entrance, his eyes focused on the menu and what to purchase. But his mind lingered on his past and Nancy. How is she doing? Did she end up becoming a chef and opening her restaurant? Does she have kids now, like himself?

Perhaps he was pondering the pastries for long, because a man with a heavy French accent made some suggestions, "Excusez-moi sir, you look lost in the menu! I recommend trying the mille-feuille. C’est délicieux." He thanked the man, who left abruptly and then ordered.

"So strange," Vincent considered. He hadn't thought about Nancy since being Renee, but he was suddenly wondering about her life. Nancy was such a prominent part of his teenage years and for them to completely lose contact was baffling. If they ever meet again, he hopes to rekindle their friendship. Maybe he could meet her partner. And if she has kids, maybe they could meet his own.

[bfilm]

MUPPET KIDS OFFICIAL CONCEPT ART JUST DROPPED FEATURING JIM HENSON HOUR CHARACTERS AND MAYBE PUPPY SPROCKET?!?!?!?

[bietrofastimoff23]

Aemond, with other councilors: 🤬💢

Aemond, with Criston: 😇😏

He’s not beating the allegations of playing favorites. 

[pikmininaplane]

As is common knowledge, Philza’s last name is Minecraft. However, Fit’s full name is FitMC, implying that his last name is also Minecraft ; therefore Fit and Phil are legally married. In this essay I will–

[shadowduel]

We talked about making it I'm sorry that you never made it And it pains me just to hear you have to say it You knew the game and played it It kills to know that you have been defeated I see the wires pulling while you're breathing . . .

[jkvjimin]

(103/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡ for @cosmicdreamgrl 🤍 | cr. qdeoks

[allyriadayne]

Jace's anger

[scliffe]

Kuroshitsuji AU where the Phantomhive massacre never happened; Ciel did grow up to be a priest in the Phantomhive territory just as his twin brother wanted, and he kept having to exorcise demons from the body of a man named Sebastian.

Sebastian is a very attractive man—and a very successful toy store owner too; just like Ciel’s childhood dream, isn’t that such a coincidence? He’s very kind to Ciel—probably out of gratefulness for helping him—and Ciel quickly finds himself falling in love and sharing a special connection with the man, it’s just a shame that Sebastian seems to keep getting possessed by demons way too often than people normally do, doesn’t he? It’s like he just gets repossessed by demons as an excuse to keep seeing the little priest.

[cockroachesunite]

Meanwhile, Fairholme in a letter to his father:

previously: (x) (x) (x)

[jesterofthecourt]

Light thinking he was “chosen” to get the Death Note lines up so well with his thinking of being a god and Ryuk telling him it was a coincidence and he’s fucking stupid for thinking that is so funny to me you tell him bitch

[ironyscleverer]

My favorite little detail in OMITB rn is that Oliver’s actor in the movie (Zach Galifiniakis) has such an obnoxiously Greek last name—it’s such a fun little callback to the season 2 plot-line with Oliver, his son, and Teddy Dimas.

It’s also a sneaky nod to the differences between the show and podcast canon. WE as tv viewers know that Oliver isn’t Greek, and Will is probably biologically Teddy’s. But we also know Oliver lied to Teddy about his ancestry test, so he probably lied on the podcast about the results as well. Thus, the movie folks think he’s Greek.

(of course, the idea of Hollywood producers actually caring about the specific ethnicity of a white actor enough to cast a Greek guy to play Oliver is absurd, but I digress)

[mettywiththenotes]

THE ULTIMATE FINAL PARALLEL: JINX AND VIKTOR LEAVING

[malachia-il-bibliotecario]

really johnny. really.