#a bitch is excited
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ೀ I'M GOING TO SEE OPPENHEIMER LATER TODAY
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i think i'm going to listen to hozier's full discography today. again
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Imagine getting split up in a haunted house with your friends. It starts off with the typical jumpscares as the actors do their job well.
You're wondering down a smoke filled hall full of flashing led lights. Fake blood is smeared on the walls and cobwebs are on the ceiling. You're still giggling from the way your friend shrieked the moment you all stepped in.
Looking around, you shuddered a little bit as you walked past a guy in clown makeup lying on the floor with a slash across his chest, blood pouring around him. Practical effects are getting so realistic these days, you thought to yourself.
You're so distracted as cheesy horror music still plays in the background that you don't notice a tall figure standing there until you run into them.
Tilting your head back, your eyes go wide as you see a man in a mask towering over you.
"Sorry." You smiled awkwardly as you took a step back to get away, and you see he's wearing black jeans, a white wife beater splattered in red, and holding on to what (you hope) is a fake axe. He easily towers over you.
The man stays silent, making the atmosphere feel more tense. He's tall and muscular, and you can only see his eyes peaking down at you from underneath the mask. He definitely fit the role of a haunt actor.
"Wow." You laughed nervously as you stepped to the side. "You're like, really in character, huh?"
The man stays silent as he turns and watches you rush past him, and you swear you can hear him chuckle as you turn the corner.
Chills ran down your spine as you started to wander around, feeling like someone was watching you, but every time you turned around to check, nobody was there. Frustration started to build up as you hut nothing but dead ends.
Sure, it was fun at first, with the occasional jumpscare popping out at you that would make flinch, then laugh at yourself for letting it get to you. But your phone had no reception and you were losing track of time.
This was getting ridiculous, you thought to yourself as you looked around for someone to ask for help to get out of there. You hoped your friends were having a better time than you were.
Once you reached the next dead end, you nearly screamed in frustration, ready to yank your hair out until you saw the same masked man from the corner of your eye.
"Okay." You sighed as you walked over to him. "Haha, you got me. Can you please help me get out of here now?"
The man stays silent, but his eyes are trained on you as he lowers his head to look down at you.
You rolled your eyes as he stayed in character, watching the blood drip off of the axe he was casually holding onto.
It wasn't until you got closer to him that the heavy metallic scent hit you. A chill ran down your spine, true terror running through your veins as you looked down at his weapon, noticing how sharp it really was. A real weapon, not allowed in haunts like this one.
Suddenly, the fun little jumpscares weren't so fun anymore. This man wasn't a haunt actor at all.
Your face paled as you remembered the dead clown that you'd passed by earlier. The actor that would've been the one to scare you a few times before helping you reunite with your friends at the exit. But he was really dead.
And now you were stuck here with him. An actual killer.
As if reading your thoughts, he grabbed your chin and pulled you against him. You were shaking as he leaned down, lowering his head to whisper in your ear.
"Run." He growled lowly before letting go of your chin and stepping back.
You didn't have to be told twice, immediately running away from him.
Suddenly, the smoke felt too heavy, the music was too loud, the deep red led lights that filled the rooms only added to your terror, and the animatronics they had to jump out at you only made you more overwhelmed.
You were nearly ready to cry as you turned around and saw the masked man casually walking towards you in typical horror movie slasher style.
Then you heard the sound of distant laughter. It sounded like your friends chatting with each other.
A wave of hope went through you as you ran over to the wall and started banging against it, screaming at the top of your lungs.
"Help!" You yelled out as loud as you could as you slapped your hands against the walls. "Please, help! He-"
You shrieked as a hand suddenly grabbed ahold of your hair and pushed you onto the cold ground.
The masked man throws his axe to the side as he climbs on top of you, making you look into his eyes.
He laughs wickedly, pressing himself against you as he tightens his grip on your hair. You screamed and cried, trying to push him off you as you feel his hard on rub against your thigh, cock straining against his jeans.
"Scream all you want." He grinned as he pulled his mask up, feeling his breath fanning against your lips. "Everyone will think it's all part of the show."
#ITS SPOOKY SEASON BITCHES#!!!!!!#so so so excited#tw noncon#grimm thirsts#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere#yandere dabi#yandere bnha x reader#yandere haikyuu#yandere jujutsu kaisen#yandere tokyo revengers#yandere baji#yandere hanma#yandere gojo#yandere geto#yandere ushijima#yandere sukuna#yandere kuro#yandere bokuto#yandere kirishima#yandere bakugo#yandere kazutora#yandere keigo#yandere aizawa#yandere nanami#yandere mahito
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haha they make me sick
#obligatory aidlyn dance drawing#IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW EPISODE ITS DROPPING ON MY BIRTHDAY#FUCK YEAH BITCHES#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg fanart#school bus graveyard fanart#fanart#my art#aidlyn#ashlyn x aiden#aiden x ashlyn#ashlyn banner#aiden clark
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"your smile gives you away."
#the boy next world#the boy next world the series#the boy next world ep1#cirrusphukan#cirrus x phukan#bossnoeul#boss chaikamon#noeul nuttarat#me mind y#thai bl#bl drama#WAKE UP BABE THE MMY DADS ARE BACK#i missed them a lot honestly 🥺#lita was centuries ago#im so excited to see them in this!!!#the first ep was good#also not to be that bitch but this is the best theyve ever looked#the styling? A+++#they both look gorgeous#im glad to have them back
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soundwave : OPTIMIS : SPOTTED. HOMEWRECKER ANNIHILATION : IMMINENT. SOUNDWAVE : WILL KILL EVERYONE. WILL KILL. ALL. VENGEANCE: SHALL BE SWIFT.
Shockwave : ...down girl, down .
the rest of the decepticons : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
also unrelated but
look at that body . primus.
#UNGH !#love how sophisticated shockwave sounds and then theres pissed off scooby doo#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf es#tf earthspark#earthspark spoilers#daddy and mommy disagreeing :( u hate to see it#image of that furry cowering while his mom and dad throw bottles at each other#when u have to reel in ur partner when she sees the other bitch mom who brought brownies to the pto meeting#even tho she KNOWS u alrdy posted abt ur famous brownies on facebook and how excited u are to show them at the meeting#as THE pto mom#wavewave#tf#shockwave
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yttdisms now im moved in
#kostik draws#i got so excited when i learned that midori probably stands Like That because he finds it funny to stare at sara at her eye level#what a freak...... i love him so much. eat your damn food bitch#also sou alter squad my alltime faves forever and ever. i Need to write a fanfiction about you#gin ibushi#sou hiyori#shin tsukimi#midori yttd#sara chidouin#fanart#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#the sillies#thank god i didnt forget how to draw these past few weeks i still need to finish my zine piece
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#scaredycat
#critteredit#criticalroleedit#candelaobscuraedit#critical role#candela obscura#travis willingham#brennan lee mulligan#spenser starke#*#cr#travis#brennan#spenser#.gif#this new post editor is CRAZY yall....#so excited to be in my ttrpg phase again btw :)#sorry its grainy </3 travis and brennan were in the dark cos they havent been intro'ed this was genuinely only 6 mins in LMAO#i forgot travis is such a scaredy cat i missed u bitches fr <3
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I fucking love how nosy arthur is, he’s like the gossipy wine aunt in your messy family, who knows everyones shit and will share it as soon as she has you within earshot and cannot escape
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#literally on some missions he’s literally vibrating with excitement when he can start to gossip about other gang members lmaoo#’i saw bill williamson..’ ARTHUR!! you messy bitch
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i'm unwell!!! because in stede's eyes, ned low was right!! ned says "he [ed] only likes you because of your bumbling amateur status" and calls stede blackbeard's "pet" just like izzy did in series 1
so stede steps up as a captain, kills the man who harmed his crew, and suddenly, for once in stede's life, he isn't a joke! the gentleman pirate is taken seriously and welcomed into the pirate community!
and what happens less than 24 hours later? ed calls their night together a mistake, AND LEAVES.
yes, obviously the situation is more nuanced, and these old men are once again struggling to communicate, but i 100% understand why stede went a bit of the rails at the end of episode 7. stede's been so focused on trying to help ed, that he's completely ignored his own ongoing identity crisis and trauma, and after the incident at the academy in series 1, this meltdown was long overdue.
#yes he's being a bitch but it's IN CHARACTER#just because you don't agree with his actions doesn't make it bad writing guys c'mon it's good omens 2 all over again#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#stede bonnet#ed x stede#rhys darby#i'm a stede apologist first and a homie second i'm sorry lmaoo#i got so excited when i saw the flashback to him as a little boy bc finally!!! stede's trauma gets to be addressed!!!#edit: HE SLEPT WITH ED TO TAKE THE POISON AND TURN IT INTO POSITIVITY WAIT A SECOND WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
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The hyper fixation is bad when i project catholic guilt onto it
#more people need to talk about Stu`s family being catholic#look at the stuff in his house#scream#digital art#scream 1996#stu macher#billy loomis#stuilly#my art#myart#artist on tumblr#procreate#artist of tumblr#small artist#tho i dont think stu gives af abt religion#hes prob content with going to hell#he prob think hell is cool af ngl#hes probably excited#masochist bitch
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ೀ anyways.. I GOT TICKETS TO SEE TINASHE & SHYGIRL THIS NOV!! LESSGOOOOO
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Sitting 0 feet apart because
#mcyt#rats smp#ratssmp#ratsmp#mcyt shipping#< I suppose I have no idea what im doing here LMAOO#the silliesss#I think he just has a thing for rats in fancy jackets?#m gonna go work on my actual work due tomorrownow but ive just been so excited about rats smp#also trying to figure out how to draw this was such a bitch...#which means I need to practice drawing duo poses more
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idk man im kinda tired
#no h8 if ur excited for these or whatever#but yeah#like I understand it’s frigid take and I bitch about this every 6 months or so#but jesus it feels like la remakes are just being pumped out on a factory line now#chaos chats
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I just love it when star wars suddenly goes from space opera to old western in the span of like 2 seconds whenever cad bane shows up.
Watching the bad batch right now and we did a full fucking genre switch just so this random (random to hunter, he has no fucking idea who cad bane is) chaps wearing blue motherfucker could have a cowboy standoff with hunter who simply wasn't ready for the drama that is cad bane.
Going from the orchestra music that is such a staple of star wars to acoustic guitar and rattle snake sounds is actually so amazing and funny, god I love star wars so much.
#first time watching the bad batch#and im loving it so fucking much#i actually had no idea cad bane made an appearance#so when he showed up i could do nothing but shout “IS THAT CAD FUCKING BANE”#so excited to see that bitch#and his little droid too#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb#cad bane#tbb hunter#todo 360#ratbaby thoughts
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DOCTOR WHO IN A WEEK WHO CHEERED!
+ silly random doodles
#my art#doctor who#this is gonna flop <\3 but im so excited#dw#dw fanart#doctor who fanart#bbc doctor who#doctor who season one#doctor who series 14#fifteenth doctor#15th doctor#fifteenth doctor fanart#15th doctor fanart#ruby sunday#ruby sunday fanart#ncuti gatwa#millie gibson#docruby#THEY R SO BEST FRIENDS GUYS#bad bitch w a baddie friend!!
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