#a bit of a roundabout solution but whatever works I suppose

[amethystroselily]

I love that Undertaker found out how to revive the dead before he managed to convince the phantomhives to stop doing whatever the fuck is getting them all killed so young.

[edenplays]

We Were On A Break

FF | AO3

Bonkai AU: Sometimes couples need to take a break. Sometimes couples just need some space. Bonnie and Kai? They're not that kind of couple.

This is an extremely AU Season 1 One-Shot, suggested by Scorpio-Karma. It started with a single quote and then, lo and behold, it gave birth to this story. Rolling things back a bit and skewing timelines to the extreme. Kai is a senior at Mystic Falls High and Bonnie is a junior. They've been together for almost a year now and she is well aware of her magic in part to being with Kai.

I blame @scorpio-karma​ for this entire fic. Love you like I love good food, booboo!

"Get up!" Bonnie threw Kai's jeans at him after watching him hit the snooze button for the fourth time that morning. "You're not getting breakfast if you don't come on!"

He groaned, sitting up with the covers bunching up in his lap. Bonnie both loved and hated how hot his bed head was. But she would never admit it verbally. Kai's ego was already borderline ridiculous.

"Oh no," he croaked, voice dripping with sarcasm, "no Eggos. What ever will I do?"

"Starve."

He grinned at her. "I could always have something else for breakfast."

Kai gave his trademark brow wiggle and she scoffed, making her way toward her vanity and scooping up her cheer sneakers.

"No." He pouted and she rolled her eyes to primp her hair. "Now hurry up. I don't want Caroline breathing down my back because I was late for practice." She glared at his reflection in the mirror. "Because of you."

She was already fully dressed in her cheerleading uniform. Today was the school's pep rally and Caroline was demanding that they all get there early to go over their routine. Her phone vibrated on the table. It was probably another text from Caroline. The twelfth one and counting.

"Whatever." Kai grunted, throwing the covers off of him. He grabbed the towel that Bonnie had set aside for him and wrapped it around his waist. "Blondie needs to get laid so she can stop being such a-"

"Don't." Bonnie's warning was clear. Her eyes narrowed at him as she was applying lip gloss. "Don't start."

He shrugged, leaning down to kiss her cheek before leaving to hit the shower down the hall. Bonnie waited until the door clicked before letting out a sigh she'd been holding back. Her eyes fell to her phone and she saw a text from her dad amidst all the spam that was left by Caroline. Apparently, he wasn't going to be able to come home that weekend. In fact, he would be gone for the most of next week.

This shouldn't have hurt her. It was normal. Especially since that was the reason Kai was able to stay over at her house for days on end when her father was gone and when she wasn't being pestered by her Grams to come stay with her so she wasn't left fending for herself.

Even so, she'd been looking forward to him coming home in time for the game.

"Wait, what?"

Kai tried not to wince at the barb in Bonnie's voice. He had been hoping to avoid this conversation until the very last minute. How was he supposed to know that she'd bring it up as soon as they pulled into the school parking lot?

"What do you mean you're not going to be able to make it to the game?" Bonnie was burning holes into his face. He could feel it. Kai kept his eyes leveled on the dash for as long as possible. "Why?! You never said anything!"

Sighing, he finally faced her and saw that angry vein ticking at her temple. If he wasn't risking death, he would have kissed her face. "I have to work, Bonster."

"Since when? You told me you weren't working tonight."

"Brandon called in." Kai shrugged. "I can't help it."

It was true. He did find it weird that Bonnie had been adamant about him coming to this particular game, but he just shrugged it off to her being overzealous. It wasn't the first game he'd missed so he didn't see the big deal.

After a semi-long stretch of silence, Bonnie grabbed up her backpack and started to get out of the car. He grabbed her by her arm to keep her from leaving. She pulled harder to get free but he held fast.

"Hey, don't be mad."

"Screw off, Kai," she snipped, yanking her arm free.

Kai was already out of the car by the time she slammed the passenger door shut. "What the hell's your problem?" He watched Bonnie adjust the straps on her backpack and started walking away. "Hey!"

"You are!" she yelled over her shoulder.

He growled, extending his hand and halting her steps. Kai watched her struggle against the magical hold he had on her. When she stopped and glared at him, her green eyes cold and hot at the same instance, Kai faltered for half a second.

Because it was at that moment that he knew he fucked up.

The pain hit him faster than he could counter. Kai's yell was clipped as he smashed his fist into the roof of his car, the magical agony Bonnie was inducing exploding behind his eyeballs. He crumbled to his knees, ignoring the strange looks from other students as he pulled the driver's side door open and clambered inside of the car.

Bonnie's assault ceased when he closed the door and Kai was able to get his vision right long enough to see the hurt and anger etched clearly on her face before watching her stalk off toward the practice field.

"-onnie? Bonnie!"

Snapping out of her daze, Bonnie took a step back when she saw Caroline practically nose to nose with her. "W-What is it, Caro?"

Caroline clapped her hands, causing Bonnie to shut her eyes from the noise before a slow exhale spilled out from her. "Earth to Bonnie!" The blonde sighed, her hands resting at her hips. "Seriously, what's going on with you? You've been out of it since practice started."

Elena sidled up beside the two of them, giving a gentle rub to Bonnie's lower back in reassurance. "Were you and Kai fighting again?" Bonnie gave her a look and she watched her brows furrow in apology. "There was some talk about you both yelling at each other in the parking lot?"

Bonnie rolled her eyes and scoffed. This school was too damn small. Instead of answering, she shrugged and started kicking the toe of her shoe into the grass.

A sigh issued from Caroline before she folded her arms across her chest. "Well, are you going to be able to get it together for the rally and the game?" Bonnie's shoulders sagged slightly which caused Caroline to sigh again. "You were super hyped about your solo routine tonight. We all are!"

"I know," was all the witch could offer. "I just… I'm irritated, is all."

"What's the matter?"

"I just found out that both my dad and Kai aren't going to be able to make it to the game tonight." She looked between both of her childhood friends and shook her head. "I know, it's a stupid reason to get upset. I'm just pissed off with it all."

She wasn't about to get into the whole thing with Kai. Because they wouldn't understand. They weren't witches like Kai and her. And Kai broke the rule they made between each other. Which meant that he was teetering on the verge of being shoved out of her life for longer than just a few days.

"Look," cut in Elena, pulling both Caroline and Bonnie into an affectionate hug, "let's just get through practice as best we can and then we can ditch 7th period to work on the routine. Just the three of us."

Bonnie and Caroline both nodded in agreement. She really needed to get her head together. Screw her stupid boyfriend and his stupid job. They probably needed a break anyway. They'd been spending way too much time together these days.

Kai had decided to give Bonnie some breathing room. He figured she was taking roundabouts to get to class because she wasn't by her locker after first and second period like she normally was. Which meant that she was avoiding him.

He lingered by her locker for a few more minutes before resigning himself when the first warning bell sounded for everyone to be in their next class. Pulling out his phone, he slipped into his Trigonometry class and took his seat at the back of the classroom.

Kai: Bon. Talk to me.

Their teacher, Mrs. Halpern, quickly took attendance and asked for everyone to pass their homework up. When he handed his off, his phone vibrated on the desk and he immediately pulled it into his lap. He played off like nothing happened as Mrs. Halpern glanced suspiciously around the room before beginning her lecture.

Glancing down, he felt a small tug at the corner of his mouth when he saw Bonnie's name on the screen. He quickly opened it up and that smile instantly morphed into a frown.

Bonnie: No.

Kai: Wtf? Are you seriously that pissed off that I can't make it to the game tonight?

Bonnie: Don't play dumb, Kai. You know what you did.

Kai had really been hoping that Bonnie would have treated it like an honest mistake. Which it was. It was practically the only rule they had with each other and he'd gone and fucking broke it.

But she was walking away! What did she expect him to do? They rarely got into it like that in public - choosing to fight behind closed doors. Mostly because their magic usually got out of control, but still…

Kai: C'mon, Bonnie… It was a mistake. You know I didn't mean it.

He was barely paying attention to the lesson. Kai didn't think Bonnie was ever going to text him back. Was she waiting on him to keep going? Maybe suggest a solution?

Kai: ...do we need to take a break?

Still nothing.

Please say "no". Please say "no".

The phone buzzed.

Bonnie: Yes.

"NO!" Kai jumped from his chair, nearly knocking over his desk.

The entire class jumped, issuing a mixture of surprised looks and glares. He didn't give a damn. Mrs. Halpern cleared her throat loudly to get his attention. "What seems to be the problem, Kai?"

Kai was already gathering his books. "Sorry," he muttered before bee-lining for the door. "Gotta go."

And before his teacher could protest, he was slamming the door behind him and heading toward Bonnie's History class.

Bonnie silenced her phone so she wouldn't get anymore messages from Kai. Or anyone. Even though he had been the one to suggest it, it was what she wanted. At least for a little while, anyway.

She also knew he threw the option out there because he was secretly hoping she would say no. If he'd done anything but what he'd done, she would have given in to him like she always did. He had a certain...way of persuading her.

Well, not today.

Not even fifteen minutes into the lecture, Bonnie felt a presence that she was all too familiar with. She glanced toward the door and her eyes widened when she saw Kai's face in the window. Sitting up, Bonnie almost bolted from her chair but forced herself to stay rooted. Instead, she glared at him and focused back on the lecture.

It wasn't until she felt the flare up of magic that her head turned back to the door and she saw Kai lifting his hand up to the glass. It was covered in flames. She gasped and flew herself from her desk while gathering her things simultaneously. Mr. Saltzman looked at Bonnie curiously and she gave an apologetic bow before zipping from the classroom.

She closed the door sharply behind her, clutching her books to her chest as she glared up at Kai. "Are you crazy?! What are you-"

Her words were cut off as Kai sealed his lips over hers, drawing a sharp intake of breath. He was pulling her against a nearby row of lockers and pushing her into the cold metal of the doors. She almost dropped her books, clutching them with one arm and barely managing to shove Kai off of her.

"Stop!" Bonnie's voice was thick with need and she cleared her throat loudly to get rid of it. She didn't want Kai to have the satisfaction of knowing how hungry she was for his kisses, even when she was angry with him.

He smiled at her - eyes with want and she had to resist the urge she had to toss him across the hall with her magic. Just because he broke the rule didn't mean she had to put herself on his level. That's what he wanted. Bonnie knew that much about him. Because if she broke the rule too, then that meant she had no reason to be angry with him.

Bonnie turned to walk away from him, but he was already in her path and crowding her space. Green eyes narrowed angrily at him. "Get out of my way, Kai."

Kai shook his head, his smirk filled with deviancy. "Why don't you make me, Bonster?"

"Fat chance," she snapped, knocking her shoulder into his chest to shove him back a measure. "Now get the hell out of my way!" She shoved him again, gasping when his hands gripped her shoulders before being shoved up against the lockers.

His lips fell on her roughly, forcing her mouth open so that she had no choice but to give his tongue entrance as it laved across her own. A low groan of pleasure and annoyance rippled from her as he continued to press against her. There was heat radiating between them and she almost felt herself giving in when his hand moved to stroke over her hip. The cold bite of his rings ghosted along her bare thigh and the moan Bonnie had been suppressing transformed into a full-on whine.

"Hey!" a voice boomed down the hall.

They separated immediately, seeing one of the office staff approaching them. Bonnie aimed a kick for Kai's shin and tore off down the hall. She was able to hear him yell out in pain before she felt a ripple of magic cascading behind her. He most likely had thrown up some kind of spell to keep the staff member from pursuing but she didn't care. Her sneakers ate up the linoleum before she burst through the glass double doors and raced to the parking lot.

Bonnie's eyes scanned the various cars and she kicked herself for letting Kai drive them to school that morning. She should have just left him sleeping in the bed so he could get in trouble. Her whole day was going to shit and it was all his fault, the bastard.

"Bon-Bon, is that you?"

Pivoting on her heels, she looked over and saw Damon Salvatore pulling up in his Camaro. Caroline was apparently dating this piece of work and while Elena was inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, Bonnie had no reason to offer up the same courtesy. As far as she was concerned, he was scummy.

But scummy was an escape she was willing to take.

"What's up?" He flashed his wolfish grin at her and it took everything she had not to screw her face up in disgust. "I never would have pegged you for the ditching type." His sapphire eyes roved over her body and she rolled her eyes. "Need a ride?"

Not bothering to answer, Bonnie clambered into the passenger seat and slammed the door. At least she could calm down and think long enough before possibly obliterating her boyfriend. If Damon could keep quiet long enough to give her that peace of mind.

"So, where to?"

Wishful thinking. She should have known better.

Cutting her eyes to him, Bonnie folded her arms across her chest and sank back into the seat cushion. "Nowhere. I just need to think."

"Something happen?" He slid the car into park and killed the engine. "Caroline mentioned something about you and your boyfriend fighting?" Bonnie's eyes narrowed at him harshly and he held his hands up in surrender. "Hey, I'm just repeating what I was told. Did you two break up or something?"

Bonnie sighed. "Taking a break."

There was a shift in movement and Bonnie turned in time to see Damon leaning closer toward her from across the gear shift. "Then take a break here."

She raised her brows slightly. "Do I look like I want to get murdered today?"

Caroline was the crazy jealous type and she was not about to hop on that cruise anytime soon. Her best friend aside, if Kai were to get wind of this…

"Scratch that. You'd be getting murdered."

Damon leaned in closer, his smirk ever present. "I doubt you and I have anything to worry-"

A sickening crack issued as she watched Damon's neck suddenly bend in a way that it shouldn't have. His eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fell limp across the console and gear shifts. Bonnie let out a small shriek before the passenger side door is thrown open and she's being yanked out of the car. Whirling around, she was face to face with an enraged Kai and for a moment, Bonnie forgot how to speak.

But only for a moment.

"Wha-"

He pulled her against his chest, their noses barely touching. "Break's over."

Magic blanketed them and Bonnie didn't have to question if they were cloaked. It was his specialty and she was too stunned to fight back. Not until they were behind the football field bleachers. Again, she was pushed against metal and refusing to use magic to fight him off. His hands lifted her arms above her head and he bucked his hips into her.

Lips captured hers once more in a desperate, ravenous kiss and Bonnie then felt his hands gliding over her thighs. It took one tug for her feet to move from the grass to locking around his back as her hips straddled his waist. Kai slipped his hands beneath her cheerleading skirt, grasped the hem of her bloomers and ripped them completely from her body.

Bonnie broke the kiss. "Hey!"

"I'll fix them later," he murmured into her skin as she felt teeth sinking into her collar. "Now shut-up and let me make it up to you for being a fucking idiot."

Her fingers carded through his hair, gripping a fistful at the roots so she could tug his face back. "You broke the rule!"

"I know, fuck! I know! I shouldn't have used my magic on you." His brows furrowed in remorse. Genuine remorse. It took her by slight surprise. "Forgive me?" Kai had ceased undoing his pants, waiting for her permission before continuing.

Bonnie sighed. "And you still can't make it to the game tonight?"

"I'll see what I can do, Bonster, I promise." He leaned forward, pressing his forehead against hers. "Matt told me you had a solo dance. Why didn't you tell me?"

"It was supposed to be a surprise!"

She pouted but Kai attempted to kiss it away. "You still should have told me. Then I would have called Brandon and told him to take his sorry ass to work or I'd set fire to his car."

Despite how serious his face was, Bonnie couldn't stop the laugh that bubbled from her. Kai kissed the corner of her mouth and then her jaw before lavishing his affection along her neck once more. He pulled away from her long enough to look back into her eyes.

"Now, can I please fuck you silly so you can forgive me already?"

Instead of giving him an answer, her hands moved with a quickness at the front of his pants - unhooking the clasp and pulling the belt free. She threw it off to the side as if it were nothing. It meant nothing. All the while, she maintained her gaze on his and slowly slid the zipper down so that the sound of the teeth coming loose were reminiscent of a torturous scream in the dead of night. Bonnie took a moment to dip her hands below the waistband of his underwear and stroked him - feeling his heat in her palms.

But then she stopped, her smirk widening across her features. "I dunno," Bonnie whispered hotly against his mouth, leaning up so that their lips could touch in a swift kiss as her tongue swept over the lower swell of his mouth. "You have been pretty naughty." Her hand continued to stroke, not pulling him free but spurning his need forward. Another swift kiss to his mouth, dipping her tongue between his lips to stroke along his. "I shouldn't be forgiving you so easily."

She rolled her hips up to dangerously press against both his heat and her hand, a soft laugh spilling from her. "But since you asked so nicely…"

Launching herself up, both hands moved to grasp at the material near his waist and she hurriedly pulled them down, freeing him from his confines before she moved to press her lips against his neck, nails digging deeply into the 'v' line of his hips. When she reached his collar, Bonnie's lips puckered and pressed, leaving a quiet and faint mark there - making her presence known.

He wasn't the only one allowed to leave tell-tale hickeys and get away with it.

Kai chuckled and felt the rumble of his body against her lips. Bonnie pulled back with a soft smack and he grasped at her wrist with one hand so he could pull her own away from the hold she had on his length. Once freed, he teased at her folds for a few seconds and plunged into her without abandon - feeling himself burying into her all the way to the hilt.

His teeth snapped and dug into each other, a groan of satisfaction vibrating in his chest as Bonnie gasped and moaned softly against his neck. Slowly, oh so slowly, he pushed and pulled and rocked into her hips. Bonnie's legs tightened around his waist - silently urging him to move faster and so he did. Thrusting into her until the metal bleachers whined in protest against their motions.

Her nails dug into his shoulders and even through his jacket he could feel the pain that came with it. It only fueled his excitement further and his pace quickened with every new puff of air that pushed from Bonnie. The last tethers he had were snatched from him completely when she moaned his name into the shell of his ear, causing him to turn and quickly silence that sound with his lips over hers.

They climaxed together, the vice-like grip she had on him squeezing everything from Kai and then some.

For a moment, all they did was hold each other and Kai mentally whipped himself to keep his legs from trembling as she held onto him for dear life. Her thigh muscles finally relaxed, and she unlocked her legs from around him. He continued to hold Bonnie as she tried to get her bearings and stop her own legs from shaking. He only let go of her when he was sure she could stand on her own.

As promised, he picked up her bloomers and chanted a spell to repair them. Bonnie snatched them from him and shimmied into them. Kai kissed her on the cheek and she smiled. He'd been forgiven.

The bell for the end of third period sounded.

"We should get to class," Bonnie said softly while tucking some of her hair behind her ear.

"Yeah," he said while crowding her space some more. "I'll see you at lunch?"

"Mmm," she offered, leaning up to press a kiss to his lips before ducking under his arm and running off back to the main building.

Kai watched her go and sighed, pulling out his phone and dialing Brandon's number. After two rings, he heard the gruff sound of the college student finally answering. "Hey, fuck your call in. You're working tonight." There was a semblance of protest issued on the other line. "Tell James you're coming in tonight or I'm posting nudes of you all over campus." A devious grin spread over Kai's face. "So unless you don't care if everyone knows how small your dick is, you're working. Not me. Got it? ...good. Later."

Slipping the phone back into his jacket, Kai ran his fingers through his hair and scooped up his bag he'd tossed off to the wayside on the way to the field. Like hell he'd miss Bonnie's solo. Besides, he was done with "breaks".

Completely.

[cougarforcenty]

questions to fall...

a/n: how’s everybody’s noah situation? mine simply continues to spiral further + further. which is fine… it’s fine. more fic is the obvious solution. feedback is lovely.

summary: noah + close female friend are in love with one another but can’t deal with or confront that reality. the questions that are referenced in this fic can be found here.

word count: 3575

warnings: none

You glance at your phone for the umpteenth time. You realize you’re distracted right away and fix your eyes back onto the blank screen of your laptop.

But nothing is coming to you, your mind is ostensibly empty. Not a fragment of a thought of a morsel of a beginning of anything is being sparked.

You’ve got no ammo, no juice. You’re creatively and inspirationally depleted.

You mutter an obscenity under your breath as you cover your face with one hand and push the laptop away with the other.

You hear your front door open and don’t even look up in that direction because you already know who it is.

“Why must you let yourself in if you know I’m here?” You complain, still glaring at the laptop.

You’re in a real mood. You knew it before but you’re certain of it now as his presence descends upon your apartment. You always love to see him but often he’s a reminder more and more of things you haven’t come to terms with.

“You gave me a key so I would use it, did you not?” Noah asks rhetorically, kicking off his shoes and placing a takeout bag on the coffee table. He plops down on the sofa next to you.

You make a face at him.

“You’re a ball of sunshine tonight, huh?” he questions, studying you for a moment before his eyes flick over to the laptop screen.

You lower the screen on instinct, averting it from his eyes. He always does that and you’re always ready. He’s read your work. Hell, he’s SEEN your work but you’re so skittish about letting anyone read any of your scripts before they’re completely done and properly polished.

It’s pure instinct even with a blank page.

“Well, you can’t be cranky for too long because I brought you green curry and seaweed salad,” Noah explains as he reaches down and unbags the cartons of fragrant food.

It all smells delicious but you’re still preoccupied with how irritated you are that none of your prior ideas seem remotely good enough to attempt for your next script.

“I’m not hungry.”

Noah leans back as he pops a dumpling into his mouth. He eyes you silently while chewing.

“What?”

The word just slips out as this is the first time since he arrived that you’re actually looking at him. No matter how much time you spend together and how many years you’ve known him, sometimes his eyes on you still catch you off guard. It always surprises you when that happens, even still.

“What’s wrong?” he questions gently.

“Nothing.”

“Tell the truth.”

You sigh and lean your head back and squeeze your eyes shut for a second.

“I have no ideas, I’m tapped out.”

“I highly doubt that,” Noah counters, plucking another dumping from the carton with the chopsticks. He balances the carton on his lap as he extends the dumpling toward you, his other hand acting as a barrier underneath the hanging food.

You look at it and back at him.

“Open your mouth,” he instructs smoothly.

You relent.

“I’ve never once known you to have any shortage of ideas. Your mind is like the most expansive landscape that exists,” Noah responded. He reaches toward your coffee table to swap out cartons and starts devouring pad thai.

“All the ideas I had before seem dumb or derivative now.”

You set your laptop down and open up a pair of chopsticks and start picking out the carrots in the carton he’s holding.

“That doesn’t matter,” Noah assures you. “Your approach to the story is what makes it stylistically your own. Which also prevents it from being dumb.”

“One idea I was contemplating seems so trivial and ridiculous once I revisited it.”

“What is it?”

You watch him chew and don’t respond.

“You don’t want to tell me,” he continues with a small chuckle.

You’ve picked all you wanted out of his pad thai and settle for the seaweed salad he brought you.

“You know how writers are: neurotic and sensitive.”

You’re chewing when you notice his attention no longer predominately on his food.

“Is that mine?” Noah questions, casually gesturing to the oversized gray sweatshirt you’re wrapped in, your hands barely peeking out of the sleeves enough for you to hold the chopsticks properly.

His assessing eyes halt at where the bottom of the sweatshirt falls over your bare thighs.

“Yeah,” you shrug. “You don’t need to have clothing you refuse to properly wear anyways.”

“You know I like to be ventilated.”

On the tail of that response, you silently realize it is hard to reconcile things like this; him feeding you or you wearing his clothing. It was so seamlessly and easily apart of the intricate makeup of your dynamic.

When you really stop and think about it for too long you realize why people assume you two are together. You couldn’t actually blame how your circle of friends would roll their eyes when someone new had to clarify whether or not you two were a couple.

It hadn’t always been this way, you two juggling this blatant and palpable type of intimacy.

You had run in the same circles for some time and would have considered the other an acquaintance like many actors and photographers and models and writers and musicians who all know the same people, but about 18 months ago you two were at a party and randomly bonded over shared perspectives and quickly became damn near inseparable.

“Hey,” Noah interrupts your thoughts. “Where’d you go?”

“Hmm, nowhere.”

“You went to the idea,” Noah responds. “Tell me.”

You squint your eyes at him suspiciously.

“Believe me, it will help.”

You sigh.

“In the past couple of years, there’s this research that has been getting a lot of attention regarding how people fall in love and if it’s possible that a formulaic method actually exists that breeds a high likelihood of that specific outcome,” you explain as Noah listens intently.

“Yeah, I’ve heard of it… the series of questions?” He inquires.

“Right. There’s a number of questions, at varying levels that both people answer and then they’re supposed to stare into each other’s eyes for four minutes,” you continue on. “Then poof, they’re in love or whatever.”

“You don’t believe that’s an effective way?” Noah questioned, clearly getting a read of your dismissiveness toward the general framework of the concept.

“Are you serious?” You can’t help but laugh. “No, it’s ridiculous. I was literally going to expound on all the flaws within that premise and the dysfunction that would likely result in these makeshift couples because of it.”

“But think about it, the very basis of it is transparency and understanding. There’s a level of disclosure that takes place. This makes people feel close and connected, it builds trust.”

“That happens in all relationships though, not just romantic ones.”

“At the core of it, everyone just wants to be understood and feel seen, the process of the questions helps to aid that at rapid speed. The prolonged eye contact takes away the verbal thoughtfulness of answering questions and deals with pure energy.”

“Of course your hopeless romantic ass would believe this works,” you lament rolling your eyes.

“And I am not at all surprised that your cynicism prevents you from seeing how it does.”

“I’m not a cynic,” you defend. “I’m a pragmatist. I see how messy and flawed and dysfunctional people are, we’re complicated beings. I think it takes more than some silly questions to truly cross the love plane.”

“Sometimes it’s not complicated at all. Sometimes it’s actually the simplest things that make people fall in love.”

There’s something visceral about the way he says it that makes you pause. Or maybe it’s the intention in his voice or the thoughtful expression on his face.

“Give me your phone,” you respond.

He retrieves it from his pant pocket without hesitation and hands it to you.

“I need to draft that as your next tweet, Aristotle,” you tease him as he snatches the phone back.

“You should have been a comedian.”

“I’m much too serious for that,” you respond good-naturedly.

It strikes you that this may be the first time you and he have discussed love in such frank terms. In a way that isn’t rooted in a conversation about one of his exes or yours. But as the immense blistering esoteric entity that it so often can be.

You suddenly recall the one time a mutual friend of yours had made a joke about Noah being in love with you, it was the first time you’d heard that but not the last.

You questioned why he would even think that. He said it was clear by the way Noah looks at you.

It’s not as if you haven’t noticed it, it’s just that he looked at everyone with a certain type of open affection and endearment.

“So let’s try it,” Noah says suddenly.

So completely in your own head, you have no idea what he’s talking about.

“Try what?”

“The love experiment,” he responds.

You laugh.

“What’s the matter? You seem pretty certain it’s illogical and won’t actually work,” Noah pointed out innocently. “What’s the harm then?”

“You’re being serious?”

Something about just the prospect of even attempting this with him gives you butterflies, despite your intrinsic doubts.

“Yup,” Noah responds as he starts pulling up the questions on his phone.

“Alright well, I need coping aides,” you lament as you place the food on the coffee table and get up to head to the kitchen.

You think you can feel his eyes on the back of your legs and ass as you walk away but you can’t be sure.

You return to the couch with a bottle of red wine and two wine glasses.

Tucking your legs underneath his massive billowing sweatshirt, you cradle your glass, hand him his and silently steel yourself for whatever this bit of bonding will reveal.

“I bet we’ve already discussed a number of these in roundabout ways in casual conversation,” you point out as you sip your wine.

“It’s a possibility,” Noah says. “Ready?”

You nod your head.

“Number one: if you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?”

“You go first, I have to think,” you say.

“Easy,” Noah responds. “Osho.”

“What if he was in the midst of one of his self-dictated vows of silence? You’d be fucked.”

“It would be quite an experience either way. You?”

“Can I have two answers? One alive, one dead.”

“Sure.”

“Oprah.”

“Naturally,” Noah remarks as he sips his wine.

“Then anyone who was wrongfully convicted and executed on death row.”

He doesn’t respond for a moment, just absorbs your answer and nods.

“Wow.”

You pluck the phone from his hands and read the next question.

“Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?”

“Oh definitely, an accident.”

You’re taken aback by his response, it almost sends a chill down your spine.

“What do you mean, what kind of accident?”  

“Bungee jumping, scuba diving, scaling the side of a building, jumping out of a plane, something like that,” Noah says unemphatically.

Your anxiety is rising just hearing him talk about it so cavalierly.

“That daredevil shit isn’t worth your life, Noah. You need to just let that be.”

“Ah, things happen. I can go outside and get hit by a bus as well. That doesn’t mean I stay inside.”

Your hand covers your face momentarily as you shake your head.

“You stress me out.”

“I’ll try not to die anytime soon.”

“Don’t even joke like that,” you exclaim, your hand coming up to hit his shoulder.

“Answer,” he laughs at your reaction.

“I do not have a hunch,” you respond after a pause. “I don’t like to think about it.”

“Because it scares you?” Noah questions softly, his eyes piercing.

“Oh, we’re doing follow up questions as well?” You lament sarcastically.

“Yes.”

“Sure it scares me. Human beings have a hard time conceptualizing things we don’t have a true understanding of or reference for. But I also know that something will transpire similarly to being born that is incredibly beautiful and shifting. The part I don’t like to think about is the pain and fear leading up to the moment it finally happens. That’s what feels agonizing to contemplate. So how isn’t something I like to consider.”

The answer kind of emotionally winds you after you’re done supplying it.

Noah nods and then reaches his hand out and gently rubs your shoulder and touches the side of your face in wordless comfort. You hand the phone to him.

“If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?”

“Easy,” you exclaim. “I’d want to have the ability to speak and understand every language that exists.”

“Pfft, lofty,” Noah teases. “I’d just want to feel well rested every time I wake up, no matter what amount of sleep I’d actually gotten.”

“Hmm, that’s a good one.”

You take the phone back.

“Oh, this is a perfect one. For you specifically,” you lament as you began to read. “What roles do love and affection play in your life?”

He chuckles.

“Why for me specifically?”

“Because everyone loves you and you’re mighty affectionate,” you explain simply.

At that moment, as if on its own silent accord and in complete conjunction with the question, you notice that one of your bare legs is draped over his lap, with his hand grasping your ankle.

You honestly don’t even recall how it happened. The ease with which you two slipped into tactile intimacy was sometimes jarring and unintentional. Yet it happened so naturally that you wouldn’t even register it until the moment had passed.

So in truth, you couldn’t be shocked that 90% of your friends thought, at the very minimum, you two had slept together.  Even though you absolutely haven’t.

There was one night were you two crossed a line but it was a year ago and you’d rationalized it away.

You were both drunk and sometimes random things just happen.

A bunch of you had been at a party in the Palisades, celebrating the book release of a mutual friend. You noticed he had disappeared and when you went to retrieve him, you found him in a massive closet staring at his phone. You weren’t sure he even heard you when you said his name until he wordlessly grabbed your wrist and pressed you against the nearest shelf.

It was a blissful five minutes of mind-melting kissing and touching. He pretty much undid whatever pretenses you may have had within the space of that moment, to the point where you would have thrown caution to the wind completely.

But a tiny part of you wondered what caused it, what was the catalyst and if it was really even about YOU and him, to begin with, or whatever was on his phone.

So you stopped him and when he tried to bring it up the next day, you called it a mistake and shut him down.

In your mind, it’s just safer that way. There’s less messiness if you two keep your relationship platonic. If you get jealous, you don’t have a right to; you have to keep it to yourself.

There isn’t a danger of losing him completely if you two have a wretched breakup.

You need him too much to even chance that.

You also have a “no getting involved with any actors” rule. You’ve had it the moment you became a screenwriter. The talent and you don’t mix that way, or at least shouldn’t. Their roles were much more overt and public, yours more private. You felt secure within that logic.

“Everyone doesn’t love me,” Noah says, breaking through your thoughts as he downs his wine. “I’m quite obnoxious to some.”

“Hmm, the masses love you though,” you lament. “You’re a likable figure.”

“Well, thanks,” he says with that playful candor he so effortlessly displays on a whim.

“You didn’t answer the question.”

“They play significant roles, without love and being able to express that love via affection, human beings, and the world by extension would feel quite dreary and rather fleeting.

“I agree.”

“You can’t take my answer.”

“I’d say they have significant roles in my life, but perhaps manifest differently. I think I’m maybe more verbal with my affection with certain people.”

“Really?”

“You seem doubtful.”

“Well, you do have a way with words. That’s obvious. But I wouldn’t say you’re overly generous with your verbal proclamations of affection.”

“Maybe not the way you are,” you counter.

“That sounds like a dig,” he observes, squeezing your ankle.

“Read the next question,” you say, changing the subject and handing him the phone. You finish off your wine and pour another glass.

“Tell your partner what you think about them, be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you’ve just met.”

“You go,” you insist. He’s not one to withhold compliments but you’re curious what he’ll say.

“What I think about you? Hmm,” he paused, silently studying you. Again, you feel warm under his gaze. Or maybe it’s the wine, it’s hard to tell and easier to blame it on the alcohol.

“Yes.”

“I think you’re probably the most complicated person I’ve ever known. You’re very caring and wildly smart. You’re so smart sometimes I wonder how you’re able to hold and effortlessly decipher through all the intellect you possess.”

“Aw, that’s very kind.”

He smiles lazily at you. There’s something about the way he assesses you openly that lets you know he isn’t done.

“You’re so fucking sexy.”

“Noah!” You feel your stomach clench.

“What?” he asked innocently. “The question specified complete honesty. I’m being serious. I don’t think you even realize how disarmingly sexy you are and it comes naturally. You don’t even do it on purpose which only magnifies it.”

You’re at a loss for words. You sip your wine quietly and avoid his gaze.

“I do declare,” he kidded with a laugh. “Have I left you speechless for the first time in my life?”

“Well I’m not gonna top that answer,” you admit. Acting as if you’re contemplating your own response rather than reeling from his. “You are immeasurably kind. Your kindness isn’t borne out of any ulterior motive. You are selfless in your kindness. You are the most gentle soul. You are also deeply thoughtful and talented.”

Noah smiles softly. He absentmindedly runs his hand from your ankle up to the back of your knee. You know he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, but you feel every inch of his hand’s attention.

“Thanks,” he whispers. His gaze catches yours in a manner you aren’t prepared for.

“Stop it,” you insist, downing more wine. “This isn’t the staring part.”

He laughs.

“Do I get writing partner credit if you go with this idea?”

“No, this is simply an experiment.”

“Mhm.”

You grab the phone and read the next question.

“When is the last time you cried in front of another person? By yourself?”

“Oh geez, in front of another person? Probably like a week ago? By myself? Yesterday while watching a video on Instagram.”

“You cry very easily,” you admit. You’ve seen him cry a handful of times since you two became close.

“I do,” he admitted. “You?”

“Uh, last month probably when, I uh, when I went back home I had a bit of an intervention with my brother, about his uh… his addiction and I broke down.”

“Baby, I didn’t know,” Noah responds after a moment of silence. “You never told me that.”

You’d gotten on him about using that term of endearment with you in the past. You would remind him that you weren’t his girlfriend. But it sometimes would still slip out and after a while, you’d stop correcting him because you secretly enjoyed it.

“It’s fine. I don’t talk about it.”

He just nods his head gently, knows not to pry.

He silently takes the phone and sees you’ve finished the questions.

“Four minutes of eye contact?” he questions gently.

“That’s a lot,” you breathe as you set your wine glass down.

“You trying to opt out?”

“No, set the timer.”

He does and you settle in, telling yourself that you can get through it. Four minutes won’t last forever.

His gaze is comforting and warm the first minute. You will yourself to maintain it as you feel the air shift between you two.

He’s wordlessly communicating to you and you can’t avert the intention or the messaging; you can’t thwart the moment.

You feel emotions start to bubble up within you by the second minute's end.

“Fuck,” you murmur, trying to hold on as you feel yourself slipping deeper into whatever is transpiring.

Noah’s hand is on your thigh, against the edge of where the oversized sweatshirt has bunched up.

You don’t know what to say, you can’t manage words even if you wanted to.

His hand is on your neck and his face is suddenly so much closer.

“Tell me to stop,” he mutters.

But this is likely what can be referred to as a cosmic inevitability, and because of that, there is no recourse.

A moment later his lips capture yours and you have a fleeting thought of how you could ever think you’d successfully avoid such wonder.

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Snow Gives Way - Iron Fist blog

(SPOILER WARNING: The following is an in-depth critical analysis. If you haven’t seen this episode yet, you may want to before reading this review)

Danny Rand, presumed dead for fifteen years, returns to New York from the mystical land of K’un L’un and is met with skepticism and disbelief from his once closest friends.

Now I know what you’re thinking. This would be a brilliant introduction to a first episode. And you’re right. It would be a fantastic introduction, except showrunner Scott Buck doesn’t see it that way. For you see this isn’t the introduction of a first episode. This is the entire first episode. Something that could easily be resolved in about 10 minutes is instead stretched out to the length of an entire episode and it’s still not resolved by the end. And yes it’s just as boring as it sounds.

Look, I’m not going to deny that these are interesting questions. What is K’un L’un? What has Danny Rand been doing all of this time? Why has he chosen to come back now? My problem is the episode doesn’t in anyway try to explore them. Instead large portions of the runtime are dedicated to the characters asking these same questions over and over again to the point of nauseam. These questions are supposed to get the ball rolling. Instead Scott Buck seems to be trying to derive intrigue from delaying the rolling of the ball, and surprise, surprise, it doesn’t work. I was utterly bored by this episode. I can pretty much sum up Snow Gives Way like this. Danny tries to persuade Joy and Ward Meachum that he is who he says he is, they don’t believe him and threaten to have him arrested, Danny runs away, wash, rinse, repeat. Just past the halfway point, Joy suggests that maybe they should talk to Danny, which prompted me to scream at my telly in agreement. YES JOY! THAT’S A GREAT IDEA! TALK TO DANNY SO WE CAN GET TO THE FUCKING END CREDITS! This was at roundabout the 30 or 40 minute mark, but honestly it felt like I was sat there for a fucking eternity. It’s so unbelievably tedious to sit through. It makes a trainspotter’s convention look like an acid party in comparison.

I suppose this could all have been vaguely tolerable if Danny himself were interesting or, at the very least, likeable, but sadly he’s the worst thing about this episode. The way Finn Jones portrays him makes him comes across as more obnoxious than likeable, and the way he’s written makes him come across as... well... a bit of dick. When he interacts with that delusional homeless guy, he laughs at the idea that people probably think they’re the same, which is a bit arrogant, but not quite as arrogant as barging into Colleen’s dojo, demanding that she takes him to the master (because why would a woman be a master of a dojo? That’s just stupid, right?) and then exclaims that he could teach kung-fu. (I suppose I could go into a rant about how a white guy is arrogantly telling the master of a dojo how to run it, but at this point of the episode I was so bored that I couldn’t work up the energy to get angry about it. Perhaps that was Scott Buck’s plan all along. To distract everyone from Iron Fist’s casual racism by boring the audience into submission). There’s also a scene where he talks to Colleen in Mandarin, which I’m assuming is an attempt to connect with her, except she can speak English perfectly well, so it looks more like he’s just showing off and being patronising. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

Also Danny doesn’t seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed. He wants to convince Joy and Ward that he’s really Danny Rand, so what does he do? He breaks into Joy’s house and hijacks Ward’s car, at one point threatening to kill him by driving the car over the top of a multi-storey car park.

...

YYYYYeah, that should get them on your side Danny.

And then Ward sends some security guards to kill him. One of the security guards Danny even recognises from earlier. And yet he still feels the need to ask who sent him.

Bloody hell, someone get him a pen and paper so he can work this out.

Mind you the antagonist Ward is none too bright neither. Surely the best solution would be to just ignore Danny. I know he’s worried that Danny’s return might put Rand Industries in a bad light, but does it really matter if Danny goes public or not? Who’s going to believe a crazy homeless person? If the public and media took every crazy homeless person seriously, we’d be regularly announcing the Second Coming of Christ and the imminent invasion of the Zeta Reticulans at least once a fortnight. So why does Ward keep indulging him by sending armed thugs to kill him and, at the end, drugging him and putting him in a mental asylum. That’s just going to make the problem worse because it’s going to make Danny more determined to achieve his objective (whatever the fuck that is). It just feels like a contrivance to pad the episode out even more than it already is.

Plus Scott Buck’s attempts to make his villain seem villainous is kind of laughable. See, we know he’s evil because as a kid he cheats at Monopoly and puts dead frogs in Danny’s sandwiches. After Kingpin, Kilgrave and Cottonmouth, this is a bit pathetic.

It’s vitally important for any new TV show to make a good first impression. Sadly Snow Gives Way makes a lousy first impression. It’s boring, it drags its feet, the main character is unlikeable and I don’t care about anything that’s happening on screen. Having said that, this is just the first episode. I mean the first episode of Luke Cage wasn’t particularly good neither. It was from Episode 2 onward when things really started to kick off and get good. Maybe Iron Fist will be the same. Maybe the second episode is when things start to get exciting. I mean the rest of the season can’t be as boring as this episode, right?

...

Ri... Right?

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reference review - story genius

How to Use Brain Science to Go Beyond Outlining And Write A Riveting Novel* [*Before You Waste Three Years Writing 327 Pages That Go Nowhere] – Lisa Cron

Something a little different for this almost-month; I happened to go to the library a little while ago. As you do I pottered around the reference section aimlessly poking around for things to take home and not read, and decided to impulse borrow this book. Then for once I actually read it. We’re all capable of the impossible

Rating: Helpful but Egregiously Patronising/10

You may have heard of the exTRORdinarily popular (I think) Snowflake Method, which boils down to, “get the basic plot of your novel and extrapolate all the bits in the middle of those bits (and then develop those bits into smaller bits)”. It’s essentially an exercise in “working backwards” from what you know to fill in the gaps in your planning. However, if you’ve tried to use it you may have found out that actually doing this is not as simple as it sounds. Either you end up with no ideas at all, or have too many, and not much reason for you to pick one idea over the other. The reason you need a planning method is that you don’t know what to do next, but Snowflake doesn’t give you very much guidance given on how you should fill in the gaps; you’re just told to do it in a certain order. So, unless you already have a lot of well-developed ideas it can be frustratingly difficult to use. It doesn’t really do anything to solve the underlying problem – why should I put anything here? What am I doing???? Help?????????

You’d have to work it out on your own and we all (read: I) just can’t be bothered honestly. I don’t want to think critically about how I should put the meat in my novel sandwich, I am a big baby and want somebody to do it for me.

If you sympathise with this, you may find this book helpful.

Cron’s approach in this book is that everything in a novel is centred around its “third rail” - the protagonist’s emotional journey. If it’s not related to their struggle (“what they learn”, ”the theme”, etc.), chuck it! Basically:

The internal struggle (emotional journey) is what they have to deal with internally in order to solve the external plot problem

The protagonist has a desire & misbelief; these conflict; it's very important to know WHY the protagonist has developed these

The plot events are created to force the internal change, not the other way around - what do the events MEAN to the protagonist?

Cause & effect - the plot should be (in some sense) karma, not “what goes around comes around” but “if you lie about graduating college, when you’re about to get your dream job, that lie is bound to surface”. (Dramatic, much? Very Hollywood when at its most extreme like this, but imo the point should stand at some level.)

The cause and effect should reveal the logic behind everything, both internally (what would my protagonist’s beliefs/ past experience cause them to do in this situation) and externally (how will the other characters and world react to what my protagonist will do).

Each scene has an external & internal change within it, which leads directly to what should be the next scene (“if this, therefore that” not “and then”). Each scene must have a single big purpose e.g. "this is the scene where she kidnaps the dog".

As for scene content, you can ask yourself a series of questions such as “is this necessary for the plot?” “Is this logical externally (logistically)?” “Is this logical internally (for the protagonist’s/character’s current states of mind)?”

Ask “Why” of everything, and don’t stop asking until you’ve reached the most story-specific, concrete, “close your eyes and you can see it unfold” origin and there are no “whys” left to ask.

Ask “And so?” of everything. “And so, why does my reader need to know this?” “And so, how does this move the story forward?” “And so, what will happen as a result?” I.e. WHAT IS THE POINT!

That’s about it. I saved you approximately ten hours. Despite its Hollywood-ness, I really like her approach. I think this is a really logical way to plan a novel!

Her process – which you carry out through the exercises, and if you don’t want to do that then don’t bother reading the book – is to develop a base of information for the cause-and-effect trajectory.  She leads you through developing the protagonist from the ground up (read: past-up, including their misbelief & desire), writing some beginning/starting scenes and the "ending" (the protagonist’s final big moment of realisation), then a sample of the rest of your planning experience, which will basically be simultaneously developing & writing the novel in chronological order. It’s expected that as you do stuff you’ll naturally think up more questions you’ll need to answer and have to go through and carry through changes (in writing & plan).

As for how to fill in the blanks in your novel, Cron’s idea is that the answer is in the content that you already have. Go through the story and search for the event, given who the characters are, that would logically happen next, or trigger the next thing you know will happen (or that needs to happen to get whatever you know happens at the end of the blank). Then think about what will happen next, etc., etc.! She emphasises that the solution to all types of missing content (character details, empty middle bits) is to ask “why” of your novel, or “and so?” - what logically should happen next. A lot more detailed than Mr Snowflake.

Compared to Mr Snowflake’s start-(middle stuff you’re supposed to just know I guess)-end to start- mid-steps – (middle stuff) – more mid-steps –end, Cron’s method makes a lot more sense to me. If you find that you haven’t figured out the middle you don’t have to just stop stuck, you just have to ask more questions. It really helps that (after you work out the “ending”) it’s chronologically ordered (start-end to start-logical post-start - end) as well. This planning method that she provides (also including a folder structure!) via her exercises I found incredibly helpful. Her writing style, however, not so much.

Cron’s language is liberally peppered with buzzwords, repeated information, and unnecessary references to other books. Points are repeated multiple times or rehashed into new metaphors so often that by the time you get to the end of the book you’ll have forgotten what the original words were supposed to mean. Instead of simply “the why of the story as per Chapter Four” it’s a constant barrage of “the why of your story, which you HAVE to touch on, ASK yourself about each time, YOU HAVENT FORGOTTEN YET ALREADY HAVE YOU I THINK YOU HAVE SURELY?”. It feels like I’m assumed to have the attention span of a child, and combined with the friendly tone, am being talked down to as if I’m one.

Having to constantly struggle to understand buzzwords of Cron’s own definition, or tell whether something is actually new information, makes the book confusing and frustrating to read. It felt sometimes like I was relying on the examples (also horridly written, but they do their job well) to be able to understand what I was supposed to do. These are not things that should be able to be said about an educational novel (surprise!).

Overall the tone doesn’t really serve the intended purpose, so to me it feels more like Cron is trying to self-aggrandisingly sell you on the methods of a book that you’ve already bought and half-consumed, than reassuring you that you’re doing well.

Buzzwords (which is, by the way, how you tell/rate a bad self-help book; thankfully she didn’t use any acronyms)

Minor Nit-Picks

If you want to write A Theme Book for Grown-Ups not a “Hollywood Movie”-esque story, or anything in a non-Western story structure, this probably isn’t for you. I don’t really like that she frames this as the only proper way to write a good story. You could probably replace the “everything has to link back to the third rail” with “the theme” or “the question” for a similar effect.

This book is (by its own admission) about how to write an entertaining novel, not a well-written or thematically complex one. Think an Agatha Christie or 50 Shades.

I feel like missing from the book is a "these methods may not work for you", and even if sensible adults should be able to understand this on their own, to me it feels a bit dishonest to leave it out, especially given the tone.

Brain science not from a brain scientist

In possibly one of the most annoying failures at gender equality Cron refers to “your protagonist” alternatively with “she” and “he” pronouns for the whole book instead of using singular “they” thus slapping you in the mental face each time she switches and sounding like a pedantic uneducated twat

I don’t really agree with the ideas of where, or with what, a novel should start; you might need more set-up for the world than starting at the “point of no return” for the protagonist;

Could’ve used chapter summaries considering the roundabout writing style

This isn’t a nitpick but the "what if" (primary-school writing prompts) segment is really insightful? Also her recommendation of writing the ending scene really helped to discover/iron out the kinks in my stuff and is super good to help you keep in mind where you’re going and please do it? I REFUSE to ruin my formatting just for the sake of a good thing she did

Overall I can only come down in favour of this book. If you’ve struggled with planning a novel or even wrapping your head around writing one but you want to, I won’t say it’s THE book for you, but it’s a book, and if you can get over Cron’s horrid writing then I really recommend it to you.

Personally I recommend that if you feel like there are ANY scenes in your novel that you can write, right now, that you try finishing one or two BEFORE going into this book. Mainly for your own motivation, but, it might also help you figure out whether or not Cron’s techniques are for you.

Finally, a quote:

"There is no firmly established next [...] writers very often stop writing after the first twenty pages because THEY have no idea what comes next either. The problem is that BECAUSE there are so many options, it's the same as having none."

Regardless of any of its other qualities or flaws, Story Genius solves that problem. It really helped me to plan MYYYY novel and they don’t teach you how to do that in school.

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"Speed 3" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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you be computed big instrument in my box is too tremendous for the foremost floor i’ll prefer it up the next day that is Joyce might you leave us for a couple of moments myself avex i do know what is going on on Pat Buster’s there are some very hairy infants on crayons and that i think you and the furry child maker oh yes well I suppose that you would want proof if you’re gonna make that form of an accusation and i am a very cautious man father an awfully careful man besides relating to taking precautions within the bed room now yeah you would not be informed of the usage of synthetic contraception yes proper knowing if you’re going to be a yo of course you you just again off you’d wish to rise up very early in the morning to capture me father very early within the board and now right mrs.O’Reilly did you get that okay I turned up the volume as loud as i can in case you can hear what’s going on within the apartment I believe they’re acquaintances supply it here proper now English oh no he’s finished later tremendous-comfy 2nd costume haha disgrace disgrace seem at us have you ever obvious some thing like that no i’ve now not right how must we do this how about two kilos each and every however this is not a tenable good I wasn’t seeking to sell them to you I I simply wanted to exhibit you ways one in all your workers is up to on this round Oh oh my god sure why what did you consider oh I I utterly misinterpret the concern on the peace this is disgraceful habits he despatched Khloe will be dispose of from this job right away thank you for bringing this to our awareness father evidently whats up you who’s going to supply the milk now precisely subsequent week is a giant week for us we just lately agreed to ease the milk floor issues of the newly liberated japanese European republic of Crafton over with the aid of shopping 17 faculties overwhelmed direction sagging couldn’t have come at a worse time god it can be terrible to believe of all that beautiful milk floating around and gone sorrow at no one dropping it off anyplace I wish I could do it now we might definitely believe you Father you are finally a man of God what Creed good yeah thanks for reminding me however i might love to be a ignored man for a at the same time that’d be great God is aware of I do flip all around here unhealthy concept you could without doubt a fill-in for a while huh oh i am no longer sure father McGuire has different obligations within the parish like what and be sure to keep warm would you and no longer in front of mr.Fox hmm in the next title world do i do know that turns it on that makes it go that’s do that okay proper k you are in a position to be a milkman get going simply just bet though you realize except it is UHT milk but there isn’t any demand for that considering it must be best holla what’s going on father hackers acquired very fond of that freak the grizzled pet from he doesn’t must see this our cleanest part 82 the bay scoot them all the way down to the ground i’m going to own my break possibly we’re seeing an additional aspect to father Jack more caring considered no fast approach oh sorry i am throwin condo father mentioned obviously speakme any father bastard is that you just mustard you received me sacked and now i’m having to yank me serve our relative courses i have not bought any suitable sex with ladies if you are going to use that language no do not help from to tell you I’ve left a bit shock on the milk love your little pal took off me some thing to don’t forget me through a bomb what an awfully targeted bond when your little pal gets to over four miles an hour then the bonuses last component when he comes again under four miles an hour there sorry I misplaced it there what happens when it goes on the shape as de quoi Oh God Dugan there may be a bit of 3.2.2 points of Newt father oh my god goodbye at two aspects to Pyke there you go morning is get together hey wait here then Junu tillu are you going over 4 miles an hour a third airplane leave me by myself are you doing on the some distance okay take heed to me there’s a farm on the following load oh correct who’s that woman kill you that ought to’ve put up there when you consider that I received actually when you wish to have to 4 miles an hour it can go off the barbel cool have you obtained that oh god I gotta get a cell anymore honey do not tell them okay seem it can be a giant field Miranda Otto Schalk courteous I ought to have a factor barren Islands parochial condo for the beaching right here jewel is in hindrance he acquired a job as a milkman and the earlier milkman has put a bomb in the milk flows with a view to blow up when the Minnesota to four miles an hour yes stack is a hindrance do not panic Ted will have the opportunity through it we’ve got bought to do whatever realistic some thing as a way to really support doogal wait i have it days being provided for father killed within the wire is excessive in our forces between we pay the Cardinal special performative title provide him to protection yes they are going to be peeling them off the wall for weeks to return fireplace tenders gone maintains to like and serve the Lord don’t look there may be a roundabout just preserve using round around as it’ll be ok boy I get dizzy this is a fossil plant again to my condominium and step on it that’s the idea the fine we’ve had did yet another mass that’s our satisfactory proposal I taught the opposite one went very well google it cells no longer a math there is a time for math and a time for action and this can be a time for action is there some thing to be mentioned for seeing an extra suit only a small and of God i really like pronouncing that this issues there was a time a couple of years in the past here at the Moscow Olympics Sean teach rollin this is a great story we don’t have time take a 2d for ladies to y’all simply shut up and help me provide you with a functional solution howdy each person how’s the whole thing Victoire tea biscuit or cake woohoo biscuit or cake pay attention you’re gotta hurry up man pay attention okay visible the injury Obama’s blow up-to-date beside of a tree which worked for them and they saved thousands of lives we best have to keep one who was one-of-a-kind the towering inferno used to be a enormous building that caught fire you are not able to practice the identical criteria to rescuing a priest from an explosive milk flows and apart from they’d Paul Newman and Steve McQueen i do not love it’s goodbye when you consider that I’ve visible it I forgot Steve McQueen was in it I’ve got us the presiding journey what Gene Hackman performs a priest in us well I was no help at all he didn’t even look at calm let’s get right down to the roundabout we see if we are able to consider of something there Oh second brick wait a minute I’ve bought an notion yes gents father Dougal is propelling the milk glide by using exerting a small amount of pressure on the accelerator if we will change his foot with an object that applies the equal pressure then I consider we are able to safely remove them from the car you mean yes we put the brick of the accelerator however you gotta trust me okay I want to be a priest once more and you’re going to be to them no longer relatively your texting is it oh i don’t like this job in any respect okay after I take step off missile you step up the missile all right simply brace except and keep saying I want to be a priest again I wish to be a priest again they need to be a priest once more again oh sure make a mess with the incorrect heritage baba good when you don’t mind i am off higher get out the earplugs father given that when that mixed glide goes off and here is all of the method to the north there you are Dougal thanks Ted are you definite you wish to have any milk goodness oh no no no I think I keep off mix for a good long at the same time why did I ever wish to emerge as a mesh man Ted you must stick to what you’re just right at and i am excellent at being a priest yes and it can be scary available in the market in the real non monks world Google now not every job is detrimental has been a milkman anyway tonight tonight head

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Do not even speak to me i am so sorry you’re judging a child competition you are not imagined to get them agitated this occurs whenever i love ailing of it I was just enjoying with them ten taking part in with them you’re jumping up and down with them jogging round to them and getting wholly overexcited that is why you acquired ailing on me I proposal the general this year used to be garbage is awful o.K. Yet another very sloppy toddlers who looked in order that they relatively could not be and the hairiness of some of these babies very hairy little one interval precisely k if persons don’t seem to be even going to shave their infants earlier than the industrial commonly do excellent you would not without a doubt need to shave a baby what hell this is Doyle do you place a brick in the center flooring I did one why I can’t be completely happy to your paper clips which you can put them in that is known as a white within the center of the ground why no longer have the tube I obtained the notion from a journal that may be all very good for will sell for one of those fellas capable for the more normal aspect of no longer hanging bricks in the middle of the floor I think in future you should consult me be mrs.Dooley looks very unique in these days but there may be undoubtedly mrs. Doyle i’m sorry i am just looking for mrs. Darn I concept you were Marilyn Monroe yeah pablor pleasant simple rectangular gap creation what a little low truly a lot more where that came from I inform ya I will not be here at all the police are after me they are not yes i’m so attractive they want to put me under arrest actually i am a bit of sad at the second mrs. Doyle yes I need to go to a funeral oh no we yes my final girlfriend she died from exhaustion this is prior masters the brand new milkman oh yeah just over the south part of the islands notion i might spread myself round slightly that is Joyce you have got to do some dusting off in father Jack’s room and there is a gigantic cobweb in the shed desires getting rid of first-class additionally father well i’d be on my approach Padre off on my rounds right good day looks like an common blackboard doesn’t it sure that’s what I idea but what’s this you see you can rub off the letter you are able to do that with any blackboard Ruben very milky cup of tea mrs.Doyle oh it is enormous come workforce I imply is there any tea in right here in any respect wait no any person would think you have been trying to use up all the milk covers so the fats monster can come right here more usually that is very fascinating door father the weekends he is a swimming instructor in the pool and he fought in Vietnam and armor mr. Universe and he informed it was pretty the right way to play crash it sounds to me as if he is telling you a number of tall memories now not utilizing Google Earth well mentioned i’m very cynical as my father it can be no longer my situation i do know however it sounds to me like you are in de Canas jealous a mr.Milkey man I very a lot believe now not what are you doing dude I was once just looking at probably the most bushy little one from in these days however anything about them let’s examine the terrible factor to claim however if you took this child’s moustache this little one’s head hair if they mentioned sideboards and put them collectively I feel you would get pat mustard do you feel the infants are copying in variety I think it can be more doubtless that that mustard has been you know I mean providing more than dairy products no Timmy he is been oh I suppose we will have to perform a little detective work discover what this fat mustard fellow health practitioner fixes Oh Wanda you be computed big instrument in my box is too tremendous for the foremost floor i’ll prefer it up the next day that is Joyce might you leave us for a couple of moments myself avex i do know what is going on on Pat Buster’s there are some very hairy infants on crayons and that i think you and the furry child maker oh yes well I suppose that you would want proof if you’re gonna make that form of an accusation and i am a very cautious man father an awfully careful man besides relating to taking precautions within the bed room now yeah you would not be informed of the usage of synthetic contraception yes proper knowing if you’re going to be a yo of course you you just again off you’d wish to rise up very early in the morning to capture me father very early within the board and now right mrs.O’Reilly did you get that okay I turned up the volume as loud as i can in case you can hear what’s going on within the apartment I believe they’re acquaintances supply it here proper now English oh no he’s finished later tremendous-comfy 2nd costume haha disgrace disgrace seem at us have you ever obvious some thing like that no i’ve now not right how must we do this how about two kilos each and every however this is not a tenable good I wasn’t seeking to sell them to you I I simply wanted to exhibit you ways one in all your workers is up to on this round Oh oh my god sure why what did you consider oh I I utterly misinterpret the concern on the peace this is disgraceful habits he despatched Khloe will be dispose of from this job right away thank you for bringing this to our awareness father evidently whats up you who’s going to supply the milk now precisely subsequent week is a giant week for us we just lately agreed to ease the milk floor issues of the newly liberated japanese European republic of Crafton over with the aid of shopping 17 faculties overwhelmed direction sagging couldn’t have come at a worse time god it can be terrible to believe of all that beautiful milk floating around and gone sorrow at no one dropping it off anyplace I wish I could do it now we might definitely believe you Father you are finally a man of God what Creed good yeah thanks for reminding me however i might love to be a ignored man for a at the same time that’d be great God is aware of I do flip all around here unhealthy concept you could without doubt a fill-in for a while huh oh i am no longer sure father McGuire has different obligations within the parish like what and be sure to keep warm would you and no longer in front of mr.Fox hmm in the next title world do i do know that turns it on that makes it go that’s do that okay proper k you are in a position to be a milkman get going simply just bet though you realize except it is UHT milk but there isn’t any demand for that considering it must be best holla what’s going on father hackers acquired very fond of that freak the grizzled pet from he doesn’t must see this our cleanest part 82 the bay scoot them all the way down to the ground i’m going to own my break possibly we’re seeing an additional aspect to father Jack more caring considered no fast approach oh sorry i am throwin condo father mentioned obviously speakme any father bastard is that you just mustard you received me sacked and now i’m having to yank me serve our relative courses i have not bought any suitable sex with ladies if you are going to use that language no do not help from to tell you I’ve left a bit shock on the milk love your little pal took off me some thing to don’t forget me through a bomb what an awfully targeted bond when your little pal gets to over four miles an hour then the bonuses last component when he comes again under four miles an hour there sorry I misplaced it there what happens when it goes on the shape as de quoi Oh God Dugan there may be a bit of 3.2.2 points of Newt father oh my god goodbye at two aspects to Pyke there you go morning is get together hey wait here then Junu tillu are you going over 4 miles an hour a third airplane leave me by myself are you doing on the some distance okay take heed to me there’s a farm on the following load oh correct who’s that woman kill you that ought to’ve put up there when you consider that I received actually when you wish to have to 4 miles an hour it can go off the barbel cool have you obtained that oh god I gotta get a cell anymore honey do not tell them okay seem it can be a giant field Miranda Otto Schalk courteous I ought to have a factor barren Islands parochial condo for the beaching right here jewel is in hindrance he acquired a job as a milkman and the earlier milkman has put a bomb in the milk flows with a view to blow up when the Minnesota to four miles an hour yes stack is a hindrance do not panic Ted will have the opportunity through it we’ve got bought to do whatever realistic some thing as a way to really support doogal wait i have it days being provided for father killed within the wire is excessive in our forces between we pay the Cardinal special performative title provide him to protection yes they are going to be peeling them off the wall for weeks to return fireplace tenders gone maintains to like and serve the Lord don’t look there may be a roundabout just preserve using round around as it’ll be ok boy I get dizzy this is a fossil plant again to my condominium and step on it that’s the idea the fine we’ve had did yet another mass that’s our satisfactory proposal I taught the opposite one went very well google it cells no longer a math there is a time for math and a time for action and this can be a time for action is there some thing to be mentioned for seeing an extra suit only a small and of God i really like pronouncing that this issues there was a time a couple of years in the past here at the Moscow Olympics Sean teach rollin this is a great story we don’t have time take a 2d for ladies to y’all simply shut up and help me provide you with a functional solution howdy each person how’s the whole thing Victoire tea biscuit or cake woohoo biscuit or cake pay attention you’re gotta hurry up man pay attention okay visible the injury Obama’s blow up-to-date beside of a tree which worked for them and they saved thousands of lives we best have to keep one who was one-of-a-kind the towering inferno used to be a enormous building that caught fire you are not able to practice the identical criteria to rescuing a priest from an explosive milk flows and apart from they’d Paul Newman and Steve McQueen i do not love it’s goodbye when you consider that I’ve visible it I forgot Steve McQueen was in it I’ve got us the presiding journey what Gene Hackman performs a priest in us well I was no help at all he didn’t even look at calm let’s get right down to the roundabout we see if we are able to consider of something there Oh second brick wait a minute I’ve bought an notion yes gents father Dougal is propelling the milk glide by using exerting a small amount of pressure on the accelerator if we will change his foot with an object that applies the equal pressure then I consider we are able to safely remove them from the car you mean yes we put the brick of the accelerator however you gotta trust me okay I want to be a priest once more and you’re going to be to them no longer relatively your texting is it oh i don’t like this job in any respect okay after I take step off missile you step up the missile all right simply brace except and keep saying I want to be a priest again I wish to be a priest again they need to be a priest once more again oh sure make a mess with the incorrect heritage baba good when you don’t mind i am off higher get out the earplugs father given that when that mixed glide goes off and here is all of the method to the north there you are Dougal thanks Ted are you definite you wish to have any milk goodness oh no no no I think I keep off mix for a good long at the same time why did I ever wish to emerge as a mesh man Ted you must stick to what you’re just right at and i am excellent at being a priest yes and it can be scary available in the market in the real non monks world Google now not every job is detrimental has been a milkman anyway tonight tonight head

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Schooling is national time table for Modi government.: Javadekar

Schooling is the national agenda of the Narendra Modi-led BJP authorities and it would leave no stone unturned to make certain it’s shipping to every toddler no matter caste, creed, and faith stated Union Minister of the Human Useful resource Improvement Prakash Javadekar right here on Sunday.

Mr. Javadekar becomes inside the metropolis to inaugurate the Taleem o Tarbiyat (Education via education) conference organized with the aid of the Anjuman–I–Islam, the most suitable Muslim academic conglomerate and academic agree with which strives for the instructional uplift of the minority network.

The subject of the meet turned into how holistic Schooling could remodel and energize groups and aid in the person building of kids.

“Saleem [education in Urdu] these days is the magic key to the prosperity of any kingdom and has the strength to change the face of countries, societies, and villages. In this view, all groups ought to placed the most powerful emphasis on it. They need to shoulder a part of this duty of lending a helping hand in government endeavors,” stated the minister, drawing attention to the Modi authorities’ thrust on ensuring the provision of Training to every infant.

Urging groups to play a proactive position in making an achievement of the myriad government schemes released for college students, he exhorted minority community leaders to make sure that the schemes reached their end beneficiaries.

“On the same time, one can not strain too fairly at the importance that every network have to accord and be receptive to progressive thoughts emanating from the younger generation,” Mr. Javadekar stated, implying that Education became the important thing to transform the face of the minority network.

Zafar Sareshwala, the Chancellor of Maulana Azad country wide Urdu University and founding father of the ‘Taleem o Tarbiyat’ initiative, remarked that the agenda behind the program become to encourage unique groups, mainly the Muslim, to equip themselves with information and talent thru Education with an accessory on moral values.

“The need of the hour is to boost up the process of bringing our network into the mainstream thru the efficient, effective and comprehensive use of the technique of Training (Taleem) and education (Tarbiyat). We need to leverage these factors for the excellent use of the younger era in person building,” stated Mr. Sareshwala, a Gujarati Muslim widely appeared to be the ‘face’ of Top Minister Modi’s Muslim help base.

“As Muslims are the most socio-economically backward community inside the USA, I urge the adolescents and specifically ladies to have interaction with the authorities and take advantage of numerous welfare schemes,” he remarked.

Can the Training state Movement Ultimately Reveal the Truth About Card Debt and the Federal Reserve? If the new Training nation Motion, in reality, succeeds in getting certified instructors to reveal human beings how credit score card debt and the Federal Reserve perform then the country-wide debt will begin to dry up, the financial system will flourish and newly produced student scientists and inventors can really start fixing Earths’ problems. If they fail, it is able to mark the end of our Charter and our nation as we are aware of it.

Some inquisitive Americans are Ultimately waking as much as the reality that Education is the important thing to preventing man-made catastrophes consisting of the present melancholy we are experiencing which produces a domino effect knocking residents down one after the other as their wealth and dignity are stripped by means of the wealthy.

Whilst the kingdom waits for an “educational bailout” so that it will be controlled by using the banking lobbyists telling congressional participants which manner to vote, you would possibly need to pick up your domino and eliminate yourself right away from a life of debt slavery by using gaining a monetary Schooling light years in advance of the %.

If you are an instructor, you’ll in all likelihood see the question “do you know the way the Federal Reserve and card debt work” on a qualification test. If your solution “sure” you will no longer qualify, be sent to the unemployment strains carrying a dunce cap, so deliberately pass over this question or keep away from this knowledge altogether.

Now which you have A few execs and cons of economic Education you will have the selection of getting into a true age of Enlightenment or you can take a seat returned and look forward to the next bailout flying below the Schooling banner to bypass billions of bucks up the line with hundreds of thousands in bonuses handed out as ordinary to individuals who achieve getting your money and nevertheless suppressing your information!

If you’re equipped to look The USA’s historic understanding base then Google “the gig is up – money the Federal Reserve and you” earlier than the Education bailout pinnacle guns force those little portions of history into oblivion. Be warned your life will by no means be the same after seeing the gig!

Now which you are educated Approximately the Federal Reserve and plastic money it is time to cut the umbilical wire to loose your self from the bonds of economic slavery. you may discover the scalpel you need with the aid of looking “FTC debt video” that’s a government caricature model of a 1966 regulation mentioning what proof of a debt certainly method. No proof method, not anything owed and you are unfastened to move!

Debt creditors are sincerely telemarketers looking to coerce money from you. They could never prove you owe a penny over the phone and written collection notices are your possibility to demand felony evidence which you owe all and sundry whatever. Use the quest time period “MSN money – debt collector bullies at it again” to look evidence that 95% of collectors have truely not anything inside the way of proof!

If the Training kingdom fails to show the Reality Approximately debt and the Federal Reserve, as a minimum you recognize how to rid your self of it, decrease the banking cartels and dispose of their energy. It is up to each person to maintain our constitutional rights of freedom and the rule of regulation despite the fact that public Schooling fails.

I Dream of a kingdom! I dream of a country wherein all of those characteristics exist and i believe that this is our country, The us of The united states. I really like this country and i do believe that it’s far a terrific country, but additionally that it could be tons extra. We must all admit that we’ve got fallen a bit and it is time to select ourselves up, dust off the mistakes that we have made and preserve building this state as we have inside the beyond. we’re able to a lot more. earlier than we will accomplish any of this though we need to first be willing to admit that we’ve got made mistakes in order that we are able to then learn from them and pass on. One in all our biggest troubles In this use is that many of us are unwilling to admit that we have made mistakes. we’ve grown up looking all the brilliant things that this kingdom has completed and inside the process grow to be a bit too smug or at least say under the influence of alcohol on our personal strengths. I do not suppose there are numerous human beings left In this united states on the way to now not admit we’ve got issues. The problem is maximum people want guilty those problems on someone else.

we are able to no longer maintain doing this. We all have, to a positive diploma; help create the troubles. If we were no longer at once worried we have been in a roundabout way concerned with the aid of turning our backs, tuning out and believing that the whole lot would be adequate. We actually grabbed our iPods, placed the earphones in and hit play! we’ve got had an active part in all of this just by way of now not gambling a part. I’m guilty of this as absolutely everyone, perhaps even guiltier, due to the fact for decades now I have been promising myself that I would change this and that I in no way have.

I know this will sound a bit bizarre right now, but I agree with what is taking place proper now with everything is a blessing in conceal. If this turned into going to occur and I am sure it changed into, the earlier the better. It couldn’t be a greater appropriate time to alternate things for the better. It appears that we People have to have our lower back up in opposition to the wall earlier than we do something and we constantly do our fine paintings whilst matters are hard. adequate everyone, our backs are up against the wall and times is hard! it is time to show the rest of the arena what we are able to accomplish and prove that we may be extra than ever earlier than. earlier than we will accomplish this although, we ought to first put aside our variations and work together. I truly agree with that the considerable majority of us proportion a whole lot greater in common then we suppose. there are numerous things that All of us need and it is time to end arguing over our variations and paintings on the one’s things that All of us agree on.

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Do not even speak to me i am so sorry you’re judging a child competition you are not imagined to get them agitated this occurs whenever i love ailing of it I was just enjoying with them ten taking part in with them you’re jumping up and down with them jogging round to them and getting wholly overexcited that is why you acquired ailing on me I proposal the general this year used to be garbage is awful o.K. Yet another very sloppy toddlers who looked in order that they relatively could not be and the hairiness of some of these babies very hairy little one interval precisely k if persons don’t seem to be even going to shave their infants earlier than the industrial commonly do excellent you would not without a doubt need to shave a baby what hell this is Doyle do you place a brick in the center flooring I did one why I can’t be completely happy to your paper clips which you can put them in that is known as a white within the center of the ground why no longer have the tube I obtained the notion from a journal that may be all very good for will sell for one of those fellas capable for the more normal aspect of no longer hanging bricks in the middle of the floor I think in future you should consult me be mrs.Dooley looks very unique in these days but there may be undoubtedly mrs. Doyle i’m sorry i am just looking for mrs. Darn I concept you were Marilyn Monroe yeah pablor pleasant simple rectangular gap creation what a little low truly a lot more where that came from I inform ya I will not be here at all the police are after me they are not yes i’m so attractive they want to put me under arrest actually i am a bit of sad at the second mrs. Doyle yes I need to go to a funeral oh no we yes my final girlfriend she died from exhaustion this is prior masters the brand new milkman oh yeah just over the south part of the islands notion i might spread myself round slightly that is Joyce you have got to do some dusting off in father Jack’s room and there is a gigantic cobweb in the shed desires getting rid of first-class additionally father well i’d be on my approach Padre off on my rounds right good day looks like an common blackboard doesn’t it sure that’s what I idea but what’s this you see you can rub off the letter you are able to do that with any blackboard Ruben very milky cup of tea mrs.Doyle oh it is enormous come workforce I imply is there any tea in right here in any respect wait no any person would think you have been trying to use up all the milk covers so the fats monster can come right here more usually that is very fascinating door father the weekends he is a swimming instructor in the pool and he fought in Vietnam and armor mr. Universe and he informed it was pretty the right way to play crash it sounds to me as if he is telling you a number of tall memories now not utilizing Google Earth well mentioned i’m very cynical as my father it can be no longer my situation i do know however it sounds to me like you are in de Canas jealous a mr.Milkey man I very a lot believe now not what are you doing dude I was once just looking at probably the most bushy little one from in these days however anything about them let’s examine the terrible factor to claim however if you took this child’s moustache this little one’s head hair if they mentioned sideboards and put them collectively I feel you would get pat mustard do you feel the infants are copying in variety I think it can be more doubtless that that mustard has been you know I mean providing more than dairy products no Timmy he is been oh I suppose we will have to perform a little detective work discover what this fat mustard fellow health practitioner fixes Oh Wanda you be computed big instrument in my box is too tremendous for the foremost floor i’ll prefer it up the next day that is Joyce might you leave us for a couple of moments myself avex i do know what is going on on Pat Buster’s there are some very hairy infants on crayons and that i think you and the furry child maker oh yes well I suppose that you would want proof if you’re gonna make that form of an accusation and i am a very cautious man father an awfully careful man besides relating to taking precautions within the bed room now yeah you would not be informed of the usage of synthetic contraception yes proper knowing if you’re going to be a yo of course you you just again off you’d wish to rise up very early in the morning to capture me father very early within the board and now right mrs.O’Reilly did you get that okay I turned up the volume as loud as i can in case you can hear what’s going on within the apartment I believe they’re acquaintances supply it here proper now English oh no he’s finished later tremendous-comfy 2nd costume haha disgrace disgrace seem at us have you ever obvious some thing like that no i’ve now not right how must we do this how about two kilos each and every however this is not a tenable good I wasn’t seeking to sell them to you I I simply wanted to exhibit you ways one in all your workers is up to on this round Oh oh my god sure why what did you consider oh I I utterly misinterpret the concern on the peace this is disgraceful habits he despatched Khloe will be dispose of from this job right away thank you for bringing this to our awareness father evidently whats up you who’s going to supply the milk now precisely subsequent week is a giant week for us we just lately agreed to ease the milk floor issues of the newly liberated japanese European republic of Crafton over with the aid of shopping 17 faculties overwhelmed direction sagging couldn’t have come at a worse time god it can be terrible to believe of all that beautiful milk floating around and gone sorrow at no one dropping it off anyplace I wish I could do it now we might definitely believe you Father you are finally a man of God what Creed good yeah thanks for reminding me however i might love to be a ignored man for a at the same time that’d be great God is aware of I do flip all around here unhealthy concept you could without doubt a fill-in for a while huh oh i am no longer sure father McGuire has different obligations within the parish like what and be sure to keep warm would you and no longer in front of mr.Fox hmm in the next title world do i do know that turns it on that makes it go that’s do that okay proper k you are in a position to be a milkman get going simply just bet though you realize except it is UHT milk but there isn’t any demand for that considering it must be best holla what’s going on father hackers acquired very fond of that freak the grizzled pet from he doesn’t must see this our cleanest part 82 the bay scoot them all the way down to the ground i’m going to own my break possibly we’re seeing an additional aspect to father Jack more caring considered no fast approach oh sorry i am throwin condo father mentioned obviously speakme any father bastard is that you just mustard you received me sacked and now i’m having to yank me serve our relative courses i have not bought any suitable sex with ladies if you are going to use that language no do not help from to tell you I’ve left a bit shock on the milk love your little pal took off me some thing to don’t forget me through a bomb what an awfully targeted bond when your little pal gets to over four miles an hour then the bonuses last component when he comes again under four miles an hour there sorry I misplaced it there what happens when it goes on the shape as de quoi Oh God Dugan there may be a bit of 3.2.2 points of Newt father oh my god goodbye at two aspects to Pyke there you go morning is get together hey wait here then Junu tillu are you going over 4 miles an hour a third airplane leave me by myself are you doing on the some distance okay take heed to me there’s a farm on the following load oh correct who’s that woman kill you that ought to’ve put up there when you consider that I received actually when you wish to have to 4 miles an hour it can go off the barbel cool have you obtained that oh god I gotta get a cell anymore honey do not tell them okay seem it can be a giant field Miranda Otto Schalk courteous I ought to have a factor barren Islands parochial condo for the beaching right here jewel is in hindrance he acquired a job as a milkman and the earlier milkman has put a bomb in the milk flows with a view to blow up when the Minnesota to four miles an hour yes stack is a hindrance do not panic Ted will have the opportunity through it we’ve got bought to do whatever realistic some thing as a way to really support doogal wait i have it days being provided for father killed within the wire is excessive in our forces between we pay the Cardinal special performative title provide him to protection yes they are going to be peeling them off the wall for weeks to return fireplace tenders gone maintains to like and serve the Lord don’t look there may be a roundabout just preserve using round around as it’ll be ok boy I get dizzy this is a fossil plant again to my condominium and step on it that’s the idea the fine we’ve had did yet another mass that’s our satisfactory proposal I taught the opposite one went very well google it cells no longer a math there is a time for math and a time for action and this can be a time for action is there some thing to be mentioned for seeing an extra suit only a small and of God i really like pronouncing that this issues there was a time a couple of years in the past here at the Moscow Olympics Sean teach rollin this is a great story we don’t have time take a 2d for ladies to y’all simply shut up and help me provide you with a functional solution howdy each person how’s the whole thing Victoire tea biscuit or cake woohoo biscuit or cake pay attention you’re gotta hurry up man pay attention okay visible the injury Obama’s blow up-to-date beside of a tree which worked for them and they saved thousands of lives we best have to keep one who was one-of-a-kind the towering inferno used to be a enormous building that caught fire you are not able to practice the identical criteria to rescuing a priest from an explosive milk flows and apart from they’d Paul Newman and Steve McQueen i do not love it’s goodbye when you consider that I’ve visible it I forgot Steve McQueen was in it I’ve got us the presiding journey what Gene Hackman performs a priest in us well I was no help at all he didn’t even look at calm let’s get right down to the roundabout we see if we are able to consider of something there Oh second brick wait a minute I’ve bought an notion yes gents father Dougal is propelling the milk glide by using exerting a small amount of pressure on the accelerator if we will change his foot with an object that applies the equal pressure then I consider we are able to safely remove them from the car you mean yes we put the brick of the accelerator however you gotta trust me okay I want to be a priest once more and you’re going to be to them no longer relatively your texting is it oh i don’t like this job in any respect okay after I take step off missile you step up the missile all right simply brace except and keep saying I want to be a priest again I wish to be a priest again they need to be a priest once more again oh sure make a mess with the incorrect heritage baba good when you don’t mind i am off higher get out the earplugs father given that when that mixed glide goes off and here is all of the method to the north there you are Dougal thanks Ted are you definite you wish to have any milk goodness oh no no no I think I keep off mix for a good long at the same time why did I ever wish to emerge as a mesh man Ted you must stick to what you’re just right at and i am excellent at being a priest yes and it can be scary available in the market in the real non monks world Google now not every job is detrimental has been a milkman anyway tonight tonight head

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"Speed 3" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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"Speed 3" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

Do not even speak to me i am so sorry you’re judging a child competition you are not imagined to get them agitated this occurs whenever i love ailing of it I was just enjoying with them ten taking part in with them you’re jumping up and down with them jogging round to them and getting wholly overexcited that is why you acquired ailing on me I proposal the general this year used to be garbage is awful o.K. Yet another very sloppy toddlers who looked in order that they relatively could not be and the hairiness of some of these babies very hairy little one interval precisely k if persons don’t seem to be even going to shave their infants earlier than the industrial commonly do excellent you would not without a doubt need to shave a baby what hell this is Doyle do you place a brick in the center flooring I did one why I can’t be completely happy to your paper clips which you can put them in that is known as a white within the center of the ground why no longer have the tube I obtained the notion from a journal that may be all very good for will sell for one of those fellas capable for the more normal aspect of no longer hanging bricks in the middle of the floor I think in future you should consult me be mrs.Dooley looks very unique in these days but there may be undoubtedly mrs. Doyle i’m sorry i am just looking for mrs. Darn I concept you were Marilyn Monroe yeah pablor pleasant simple rectangular gap creation what a little low truly a lot more where that came from I inform ya I will not be here at all the police are after me they are not yes i’m so attractive they want to put me under arrest actually i am a bit of sad at the second mrs. Doyle yes I need to go to a funeral oh no we yes my final girlfriend she died from exhaustion this is prior masters the brand new milkman oh yeah just over the south part of the islands notion i might spread myself round slightly that is Joyce you have got to do some dusting off in father Jack’s room and there is a gigantic cobweb in the shed desires getting rid of first-class additionally father well i’d be on my approach Padre off on my rounds right good day looks like an common blackboard doesn’t it sure that’s what I idea but what’s this you see you can rub off the letter you are able to do that with any blackboard Ruben very milky cup of tea mrs.Doyle oh it is enormous come workforce I imply is there any tea in right here in any respect wait no any person would think you have been trying to use up all the milk covers so the fats monster can come right here more usually that is very fascinating door father the weekends he is a swimming instructor in the pool and he fought in Vietnam and armor mr. Universe and he informed it was pretty the right way to play crash it sounds to me as if he is telling you a number of tall memories now not utilizing Google Earth well mentioned i’m very cynical as my father it can be no longer my situation i do know however it sounds to me like you are in de Canas jealous a mr.Milkey man I very a lot believe now not what are you doing dude I was once just looking at probably the most bushy little one from in these days however anything about them let’s examine the terrible factor to claim however if you took this child’s moustache this little one’s head hair if they mentioned sideboards and put them collectively I feel you would get pat mustard do you feel the infants are copying in variety I think it can be more doubtless that that mustard has been you know I mean providing more than dairy products no Timmy he is been oh I suppose we will have to perform a little detective work discover what this fat mustard fellow health practitioner fixes Oh Wanda you be computed big instrument in my box is too tremendous for the foremost floor i’ll prefer it up the next day that is Joyce might you leave us for a couple of moments myself avex i do know what is going on on Pat Buster’s there are some very hairy infants on crayons and that i think you and the furry child maker oh yes well I suppose that you would want proof if you’re gonna make that form of an accusation and i am a very cautious man father an awfully careful man besides relating to taking precautions within the bed room now yeah you would not be informed of the usage of synthetic contraception yes proper knowing if you’re going to be a yo of course you you just again off you’d wish to rise up very early in the morning to capture me father very early within the board and now right mrs.O’Reilly did you get that okay I turned up the volume as loud as i can in case you can hear what’s going on within the apartment I believe they’re acquaintances supply it here proper now English oh no he’s finished later tremendous-comfy 2nd costume haha disgrace disgrace seem at us have you ever obvious some thing like that no i’ve now not right how must we do this how about two kilos each and every however this is not a tenable good I wasn’t seeking to sell them to you I I simply wanted to exhibit you ways one in all your workers is up to on this round Oh oh my god sure why what did you consider oh I I utterly misinterpret the concern on the peace this is disgraceful habits he despatched Khloe will be dispose of from this job right away thank you for bringing this to our awareness father evidently whats up you who’s going to supply the milk now precisely subsequent week is a giant week for us we just lately agreed to ease the milk floor issues of the newly liberated japanese European republic of Crafton over with the aid of shopping 17 faculties overwhelmed direction sagging couldn’t have come at a worse time god it can be terrible to believe of all that beautiful milk floating around and gone sorrow at no one dropping it off anyplace I wish I could do it now we might definitely believe you Father you are finally a man of God what Creed good yeah thanks for reminding me however i might love to be a ignored man for a at the same time that’d be great God is aware of I do flip all around here unhealthy concept you could without doubt a fill-in for a while huh oh i am no longer sure father McGuire has different obligations within the parish like what and be sure to keep warm would you and no longer in front of mr.Fox hmm in the next title world do i do know that turns it on that makes it go that’s do that okay proper k you are in a position to be a milkman get going simply just bet though you realize except it is UHT milk but there isn’t any demand for that considering it must be best holla what’s going on father hackers acquired very fond of that freak the grizzled pet from he doesn’t must see this our cleanest part 82 the bay scoot them all the way down to the ground i’m going to own my break possibly we’re seeing an additional aspect to father Jack more caring considered no fast approach oh sorry i am throwin condo father mentioned obviously speakme any father bastard is that you just mustard you received me sacked and now i’m having to yank me serve our relative courses i have not bought any suitable sex with ladies if you are going to use that language no do not help from to tell you I’ve left a bit shock on the milk love your little pal took off me some thing to don’t forget me through a bomb what an awfully targeted bond when your little pal gets to over four miles an hour then the bonuses last component when he comes again under four miles an hour there sorry I misplaced it there what happens when it goes on the shape as de quoi Oh God Dugan there may be a bit of 3.2.2 points of Newt father oh my god goodbye at two aspects to Pyke there you go morning is get together hey wait here then Junu tillu are you going over 4 miles an hour a third airplane leave me by myself are you doing on the some distance okay take heed to me there’s a farm on the following load oh correct who’s that woman kill you that ought to’ve put up there when you consider that I received actually when you wish to have to 4 miles an hour it can go off the barbel cool have you obtained that oh god I gotta get a cell anymore honey do not tell them okay seem it can be a giant field Miranda Otto Schalk courteous I ought to have a factor barren Islands parochial condo for the beaching right here jewel is in hindrance he acquired a job as a milkman and the earlier milkman has put a bomb in the milk flows with a view to blow up when the Minnesota to four miles an hour yes stack is a hindrance do not panic Ted will have the opportunity through it we’ve got bought to do whatever realistic some thing as a way to really support doogal wait i have it days being provided for father killed within the wire is excessive in our forces between we pay the Cardinal special performative title provide him to protection yes they are going to be peeling them off the wall for weeks to return fireplace tenders gone maintains to like and serve the Lord don’t look there may be a roundabout just preserve using round around as it’ll be ok boy I get dizzy this is a fossil plant again to my condominium and step on it that’s the idea the fine we’ve had did yet another mass that’s our satisfactory proposal I taught the opposite one went very well google it cells no longer a math there is a time for math and a time for action and this can be a time for action is there some thing to be mentioned for seeing an extra suit only a small and of God i really like pronouncing that this issues there was a time a couple of years in the past here at the Moscow Olympics Sean teach rollin this is a great story we don’t have time take a 2d for ladies to y’all simply shut up and help me provide you with a functional solution howdy each person how’s the whole thing Victoire tea biscuit or cake woohoo biscuit or cake pay attention you’re gotta hurry up man pay attention okay visible the injury Obama’s blow up-to-date beside of a tree which worked for them and they saved thousands of lives we best have to keep one who was one-of-a-kind the towering inferno used to be a enormous building that caught fire you are not able to practice the identical criteria to rescuing a priest from an explosive milk flows and apart from they’d Paul Newman and Steve McQueen i do not love it’s goodbye when you consider that I’ve visible it I forgot Steve McQueen was in it I’ve got us the presiding journey what Gene Hackman performs a priest in us well I was no help at all he didn’t even look at calm let’s get right down to the roundabout we see if we are able to consider of something there Oh second brick wait a minute I’ve bought an notion yes gents father Dougal is propelling the milk glide by using exerting a small amount of pressure on the accelerator if we will change his foot with an object that applies the equal pressure then I consider we are able to safely remove them from the car you mean yes we put the brick of the accelerator however you gotta trust me okay I want to be a priest once more and you’re going to be to them no longer relatively your texting is it oh i don’t like this job in any respect okay after I take step off missile you step up the missile all right simply brace except and keep saying I want to be a priest again I wish to be a priest again they need to be a priest once more again oh sure make a mess with the incorrect heritage baba good when you don’t mind i am off higher get out the earplugs father given that when that mixed glide goes off and here is all of the method to the north there you are Dougal thanks Ted are you definite you wish to have any milk goodness oh no no no I think I keep off mix for a good long at the same time why did I ever wish to emerge as a mesh man Ted you must stick to what you’re just right at and i am excellent at being a priest yes and it can be scary available in the market in the real non monks world Google now not every job is detrimental has been a milkman anyway tonight tonight head