#Zygon: when being you just isn't enough

[finndiseicla]

[doctorwhoisadhd]

so the zygon porno has full frontal within the first two minutes. like they show you this mans dick before you even know his name

[insidetheskinofthesun]

Weird to me that Zygons are losing given that there's canon evidence of their fuckability.

[alexanderpearce]

the absolute state of my movies folder atm

[masterbaiting]

i knew there was cock. in zygon. i was just not expecting it to be there less than two minutes in

[verloonati]

Question for dw fans, where does the doctor who canon starts and end for you? Each response include all response above them

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 2 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

Zygon: When Being You Just Isn’t Enough

Synopsis

They've been stranded on Earth for 20 years, so Zygon commander Kritakh, and his second, Torlakh, have had plenty of time to re-create their world.

The trouble is that Kritakh, aka engineer Mike Kirkwood, has lost his sense of purpose. Can Torlakh, aka mass murderer Bob Calhoun, get him back on track.

Enter sexy Psychiatrist Lauren Anderson, first, to be tempted by her innermost desires and then to face her greatest challenge.

Can a violent heart really be tamed by love and what is the ultimate price to be paid?

Propaganda

zygon porno. need i say more. (anonymous)

The Room With All the Doors

Synopsis

The narrator and the Second Doctor are in an all-white, empty room with two doors. The narrator reaches for one, but the Doctor stops them. They reach for another, and the Doctor stops them again. The narrator looks around again and there is a third door. The Doctor says that one might not be safe and suggests the first door on the left. They both go through it to find another empty white room.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

[pluralzalpha]

Galactic Gazetteer: Zygor

Primary: Tau Ceti

Nearby planets: Ogros, Diplos

Distance from Earth: 12 ly

Environment: watery, covered in mineral-rich lakes

Inhabitants: Zygons

Animal life: Skarasen

Status: destroyed, c.12th century

First appearance: Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough (2008)

First appearance of the Zygons: Terror of the Zygons (1975)

Fun fact: Zygor was destroyed in a stellar explosion that occured as part of either the Zygons' war with the Xaranti or the Last Great Time War (unless the former was, in fact, part of the latter).

Another fun fact: Zygon technology is organic, and they have enhanced the animals on their planet as cyborgs.

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Dr. Who live blogs

Tv

-> The Five Doctors SE (German Dub)

-> TV Movie (German Dub)

Books

-> The Shadows of Avalon

Webcast and home video

-> The Stranger episode 1

-> The Stranger episode 2

-> The Stranger episode 3

-> The Stranger episode 4

-> P.R.O.B.E episode 1

-> P.R.O.B.E episode 2

-> P.R.O.B.E episode 3

-> Downtime

-> P.R.O.B.E episode 4

-> Scream of the Shalka

-> Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough

-> P.R.O.B.E episode 5

[catboyrightsdefender]

Have you watched Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough? No Mark or Reece, but it does have the dude who played Christian in the Winterborne probes. It is utterly disgusting and the original writers didn't want to be associated with it since Baggs overdid the nudity and it's a bit too straight but I think it had potential to be a camp masterpiece and solidifies Daniel Harcourt as the guy from doctor who ever. You might hate it but probe led me personally to watch all the BBV shit because I'm unwell.

i have heard about it and it was on my doctor who iceberg stuff i wanted to watch for shits and giggles. a friend told me it was almost porn. your ask inspired me and i just started it 🫡🫡🫡

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Hiii I watched this movie a while ago because I was deep in the BBV VHS feaver. So first of all you must know that there's a company that made off brand unlicensed Doctor Who parodies called BBV productions, founded in 1991

"BBV", I hear you ask, "that must stand for British Broadcasting Video or something, right?" WRONG. Bill & Ben. Video.

Clearly the name was intentionally misleading. Actors like Colin Baker + Nicola Bryant were cast as clear knockoff of 6 and Peri; or Sylvester and Sophie as "the Professor" and "Ace". They pushed it as far as they could til the BBC said you stop that right now!! Anyway Bill Baggs basically shot himself in the leg and will never be allowed to work for BBC Doctor Who or Big Finish everr.

This is beside the point. If the Zygon porno was not licensed then we wouldn't have to think about it and it would not be considered canon. However! During Dr Whos extended sleepy time period where it wasn't cancelled but also it wasn't exactly coming back -- Schrödinger's cancellation, if you will -- the BBC was like. You can have some specific licenses I guess. You can buy Liz Shaw and The Zygons and The Autons and make bad VHS tapes about them and we won't sue you.

In the late 90s, P.R.O.B.E. was born, which features Liz Shaw lezzing it up with Louise Jameson solving alien crimes or some XFiles shit like that. Also there are gay people doing cannibalism. I'm normal about it.

Using the license for The Autons, the Auton Diaries movies were made. Which, if I interpret the BBV parody of themselves correctly, includes a lot of Autons falling over slowly.

In 2003, this is Before the BBC announces there will be more Who, BBV starts the project Zygorno Zygon: when being you just isn't enough. This film would not be completed, however, til 2008. The film does include many nude scenes and at least one full-on sex scene, where we see our MC (girl) thrusting away in some guys body she shifted into (trans moment?) and yk having sex with a woman as a guy and shit.

Is the movie good? No. Is it a legit porno? No, too much plot. Honestly The Room has more sex scenes. Still, it's definitely more erotic than most BBV production VHS tapes (you may not know this but that means a lot. Most of them are this 👌 close to stumbling into a sex scene at any given moment)

Another important thing to note about doctor who is it has run for so long and it's expanded universe is so huge and in so many mediums, at this point it's encompassed basically every imaginable tone & genre. I own a Doctor Who Mister Men book. I also own a Doctor Who book where a man is force fed human brains. There is a Doctor Who soft porn film.

[doolallymagpie]

while i’m on that subject, anyone know where to find those weird kitschy wilderness-era spinoffs?

always wanted to watch them

[thetardiswhoneverwas]

The only canon Doctor Who story

[expectiations]

She knew she wouldn't be surviving that expedition when the Doctor asked her who she was. Prior to that, she had been fairly upbeat and familiar with 10. Familiar enough to flirt with him. Familiar enough to be unbothered when he just coldly snapped at her to get out in response to her sweet greeting.

POTENTIAL SPOILERS BELOW!

I'm trying to remember which moot (and which site) I had yapped about over the familiarity with which River initially greeted 10 with in Silence in the Library coupled with the familiarity 11 had with River jumping out of spaceships. How that quietly points out the fact that 10 had spent a considerable amount of time with River between Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead and his subsequent regeneration into 11 and the 2nd time we, the audience, see her and the Doctor meet again in Time of Angels/Flesh of Stone.

We have the privileged glimpse into the 10River dynamic in the Name of the Doctor novelization, where we see 10 being at ease enough with River that he slipped into a bath (there were no bubbles[!!] in that bath despite popular illustrations depicting otherwise) with her. I would also like to bring to the table that he spent about seven hours with her doing Gallifrey knows what before leaving to solve the Zygon issue.

Why did I start yapping about this again? Oh yes, this version of River is, to me, the softest, most mature, and most alive (see what I did there) one. She's seen all the previous (and a few future) faces of the Doctor already (yes we include the ones she was forced to forget as well). She's spent 24 something years of precious downtime with her Doctor (the one who knows who she is to him, not a specific regeneration, as is the unfortunately usual misconception).

We see her diary and their screwdrivers a few feet away from where 10 was handcuffed (why does she even have handcuffs).

SHET. Enough. I can't be crying over this shit again.

Wait. I can make you sob with me. These lyrics are particularly fitting for that scene.

And the years passed Like scenes of a show The Professor said to write what you know Lookin' backwards Might be the only way to move forward Then the actors Were hitting their marks And the slow dance Was alight with the sparks And the tears fell In synchronicity with the score And at last She knew what the agony had been for

The only thing that's left is the manuscript One last souvenir from my trip to your shores Now and then I reread the manuscript But the story isn't mine anymore

– The Manuscript, Taylor Swift

Crying screaming shaking throwing up imagine being married to a time traveler and the younger version of him is an asshole to you because he hasn’t met you yet

I’d actually hit him over the head River has patience that I don’t

[scriptscribbles]

I’m watching independently licensed Doctor Who spinoff video Zygon: When Being You Just Isn’t Enough.

The Zygon's love interest was given Zygon powers. She then knocked out a random guy in the street, stripped him, took over his form, used his body and credit cards on a shopping spree, used his body to go pee in the men's room, and is now hooking up with his ex girlfriend. In fairly explicit detail.

[motherwasapapafucker]

“Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough” rightfully gets the piss taken out of it, because the notion of doing a sexy, sexy psychological thriller featuring monsters who resemble a particularly aggressive yeast infection is deranged but honestly “could turn into a soft-core porno at any minute” is like the default aesthetic for those BBV/Reeltime films.  Most conversations in P.R.O.B.E. feel like they should end with a smash cut to the bad man’s charleston.