#Zombieland (2009)

[dailyflicks]

"So, where you headed?" "Uh, Columbus. You?" "Tallahassee."

ZOMBIELAND (2009) dir. Ruben Fleischer

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies of 2009

[editfandom]

Zombieland, 2009

[wereoz]

would LOVE to watch him slip on a banana peel. and i mean that in an erotic way

[the-hopeless-fanboy]

I've been watching a lot of zombie movies lately and I have my own thoughts

reblog for larger poll size plz

[original-punks]

Zombieland | (2009)

dir. Ruben Flischer

[blissfultyranny]

un actually zombieland is the best movie and tallahassee and mark zuckerberg or whatever are husbands

[lunedits]

zombieland (2009)

[hanksthompson]

31 Days of Horror | 29/31: Zombieland (2009)

"That’s me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck, and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket, were the closest to something I had always wanted, but never really had. A family."

[weebiemcweebington]

Gotta say, the most unrealistic thing about the walking dead is the lack of random shit they have.

Yea yea, I get that food, water, shelter and medical supplies are the pertinent items to take with you,

but who wouldn’t take the opportunity to be sat up in their post-apocalyptic crib surrounded by their favourite museum exhibits, a collection of vintage Kawasakis, and every suit Bob Odenkirk wore in Better Call Saul?

[fanofspooky]

Horror sub genres #4

Zombies:

Dawn of the Dead - Zombieland

Little Monsters - 28 Days Later

Return of the Living Dead - Zombeavers

[akirairl]

zombieland stamp dump cuz i love this movie lmao

requests open ;; self indulgent

[glorifiedxbitch]

Autistic character study!

First up! Columbus Ohio from Zombieland

(this is a headcanon and, though i am autistic, may not be entirely accurate to autism as a whole. may also include common autistic traits as opposed to symptoms)

relies heavily on rules, even when its inconvenient

"never had any friends or close family"

self claimed loner, "i avoided people like they were zombies even before they were zombies"

unathletic, clumsy

highly anxious, has several phobias

agoraphobic

gives irrelevant info/facts even when unnecessary

doesnt quite understand metaphors

stunted small talk

"you ever rolled a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?" "yeah i always roll it up from the bottom"

stims by chewing drawstrings

tendency to blurt things out

overly excited to share interests

gullible, oblivious to Tallahassee's lie about buck being a puppy

cares less about the significance of the gift & more about wichita writing in a book and "marring" the paper

memorized(!) 73 rules that he uses for routine

apologizes unnecessarily

stims by bouncing

mostly neutral facial expression

difficulty with unspoken implications

bonds quickly with people who share similar interests

[the-hopeless-fanboy]

reblog for larger poll size plz

[editfandom]

Wichita - Zombieland, 2009