#Zhang Fei

[zhoudadudugongjin]

he's making up for all the sleep he won't be getting in 20 years

[its-not-a-pen]

romance of the three kingdoms FURRY EDITION! (Part 1)

I was listening to the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack and got inspired by their amazing animal designs. ok i gotta explain liu bei's design. the obvious choice is to make him a dog because of his loyalty to his sworn brothers, but i think he's much closer to a tenacious, wily hare who manages escape every encounter by whisker, and thrive in a dangerous world surrounded by much stronger opponents.

[mademoiselle-red]

I’ve been browsing xiaohongshu for pictures of the Chinese New Year Temple Festival at the Wuhou Temple in Chengdu so I can live vicariously through them.

Look at these adorable lanterns depicting three kingdoms characters and events!

Kongming’s straw ships!

Lu Su and Zhuge Liang on the Worst Boat Ride of Lu Su’s Life

Fei Fei being a bundle of joy!

Kongming looking very cool on the water!

Bei Bei holding up a red lantern by the street!

So pretty!

[popfishjr]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Ok this has been bugging me for months

Diagram for the visual learners:

[andwhatnot1]

It was heavily downplayed in the 2010 adaptation, so I was happy to see that in the 1994 rot3k, Zhang Fei becomes much more resourceful over the years, using clever tricks. It's easy to mistake him for someone who's only capable in physical combat, but he definitely has some tricks up his sleeve. And the fact that Zhuge Liang acknowledges it too is really sweet ^^

[the-monkey-ruler]

Once Upon a Chinese Classic (2010) 越光寶盒

Director: Stephen Chow Screenwriter: Stephen Chow Starring: Sun Li / Ronald Cheng / Athena Chu / Gigi Leung / Guo Degang / Eric Tsang / Huang Bo / Patrick Tam / Gillian Chung / Huang Yi / Ada Choi / Alex Fong / Sandra Ng / Louis Fan / Yuen Biao / Stephy Tang / Wu Jing / Stephen Chow / Kenny Bee / Guo Tao / Lian Jin / Wang Xuebing / Yu Qian / Yuan Qiu / Yuen Wah / Xu Jiao / Lam Chi Chung / Lee Kin Yan / Lam Suet / Edmond Leung / Yuen Cheung Yan / Li Na / Ai Mengmeng / Yu Rongguang / Leung Siu Lung Genre: Comedy / Romance / Fantasy / Costume Country of Production/Region: Mainland China / Hong Kong, China Language: Mandarin / Cantonese Date: 2010-03-18 (Mainland China / Hong Kong, China) Duration: 86 minutes Also known as: Just Another Pandora's Box / Once Upon A Chinese Classic IMDb: tt1612143 Type: Crossover

Summary:

The reckless Rose Fairy (Sun Li) longs to find a lifelong love like the Zixia Fairy, so she steals the Purple Sword that witnessed the eternal love from the Sun and Moon Lamp and comes to the mortal world, hoping to find the true lover who can draw the sword. The bandit Qing Yi Se (Zheng Zhongji) just wants to be a bandit, but unexpectedly pulls out the Purple Sword of the Rose Fairy. After that, the two accidentally travel through time and space through the Moonlight Treasure Box and experience the Battle of Red Cliff. During the days of traveling through time, the Rose Fairy expresses her love to Qing Yi Se who draws the sword, but Qing Yi Se, who wants to embark on the journey of traveling through time and space again, only flatters the Rose Fairy. After using the Rose Fairy to take back the Moonlight Treasure Box from Cao Cao (Guo Degang), he resolutely abandons the Rose Fairy and returns to the past alone. However, when he met the Rose Fairy again, Qing Yi Se found that love had already taken root in his heart...

This film is inspired by the classic film "Moonlight Treasure Box", with 58 stars joining in and re-interpreting the wonderful clips from many films in recent years, which is very funny.

Source: https://mov-10.chinesemov.com/2010/Once%20Upon%20a%20Chinese%20Classic

Link: N/A

[fleursetrebellion]

[linggluu]

hm i'm a zhang fei style my self

[zhoudadudugongjin]

San Guo Ladies!!!

[mademoiselle-red]

The custody battle:

Ah Dou: Uncle Zhao!

Zhao Yun: My lady, why are you taking Ah Dou to the Wu Kingdom?

Lady Sun: Ah Dou is my son! Who would look after him if not me?

Zhao Yun: Actually, I rescued Ah Dou from Chang Ban Po

Lady Sun: Well, you’re just my husband’s warrior. You have no business meddling in my family affairs

Zhao Yun scoops up Ah Dou and starts fighting the Wu soldiers. Zhang Fei shows up to help and they rescue Ah Dou together.

Once they are on Zhang Fei’s boat, Fei Fei takes over the job of holding Ah Dou.

Fei Fei, seeing Zhuge Liang waiting for them on the shore: Ah Dou, look! It’s Junshi!

He starts waving at Zhuge Liang and lifts Ah Dou up for Liang Liang to see.

And once they are back on land, Zhuge Liang immediately gives Ah Dou a big hug! It doesn't show up in the captions, but I hear him call Liu Shan "Dou Dou", which is adorable.

Ah Dou is so small!!! And has so many dads!!!

[ray-elgatodormido]

Wo Long’s epilogue be like

@exhalcyon @simayeeet y’all might get air out of your nostrils

[popfishjr]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

first day as a early-third-century general and my lame loser of a liege lord has just suffered an overwhelming defeat at the hands of his rival warlord because he refused to abandon the refugees who were slowing him down.

this is our darkest hour. the coalition has been utterly crushed, my sworn-brother is presumed dead and our best general was last seen defecting to the enemy. it's up to me to cover our retreat. i scrape together twenty men and prepare to take a final stand. i am going to save the man i love--this stupid, loyal, big-hearted loser--or die trying.

i hide my men in the nearby woods and order them to tie branches to their horses tails to stir up dust to make it look like there's a lot of us, and then I ride out alone to face the Rival Warlord's army, screaming and raving like a lunatic.

my deranged, suicidal improvisation ends up being an OVERWHELMING SUCESS because the Rival Warlord is a neurotic over-thinker and he believes there's a huge force in the woods, waiting to ambush him. Rival Warlord calls for a retreat and i use this moment to change my pants.

suddenly, a man comes riding towards us with a baby strapped to his back. IT'S OUR BEST GENERAL!!! He hadn't betrayed us after all! he was behind enemy lines, rescuing the Loser Leige Lord's son and wife! we hug, kiss and shed manly tears. the wife gets a fist-bump. don't ask what happens to the baby later, it's not important.

my actions today have single-handedly changed the course of history. we have earned the undying love and support of the people and my Loser Liege Lord will live to fight another day. by the time Rival Warlord has figured out the ruse and orders a second attack, my sworn-brother has arrived with reinforcements and this time we ambush him for real.

as we make sail for the southern lands, i can't help but feel hopeful in spite of the lingering pain in my heart. although we have suffered unimaginable losses, i still have my sworn-brothers by my side. as long as the three of us are togather, there is nothing in the world i cannot endure. if anyone cares to remember my story after i am dead and gone, let it be known that i am but a coarse, common man with more flaws than strengths. if i have become a hero, then it was in spite of myself and all for the people that i loved.

[andwhatnot1]

Their reunions!!

[nakeddebamole-as-hero]

みんなでいっくぞー!!!