#Zhang Fei

[its-not-a-pen]

romance of the three kingdoms FURRY EDITION! (Part 1)

I was listening to the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack and got inspired by their amazing animal designs. ok i gotta explain liu bei's design. the obvious choice is to make him a dog because of his loyalty to his sworn brothers, but i think he's much closer to a tenacious, wily hare who manages escape every encounter by whisker, and thrive in a dangerous world surrounded by much stronger opponents.

[ray-elgatodormido]

Welcome one and all to San Guo Strange Suggestions or Dynasty Dickeries (Whichever is better. Or just give me a better name) where you give the weirdest 3K ideas you can think of and I, your host, draws them. Kinda wanna do this once a month or once every two months, not necessarily host them myself all the time but why not do this a little community thing?

The suggestions and participants who made it in:

- Zhao Fan forcing Zhao Yun to make a dating account. By @zhao-zilong

- DW Sun Jian in a tiger costume with his kids as (chibi) cubs. By @0rzammar

- Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun as the Powerpuff Girls. By @finrodsfelagunds

- DW3 Xiahou Dun with (Cai Wenji style) braids (feat. Zhen Ji). By @kakmem

- Chi Tu (Red Hare) and Dilu shit talking their riders. By @justaderivative

- Ma Chao and Ma Dai in horse costumes (Got a little creative with that one). By @dovahkiin99

- Sima Yi as an actual horse. By @the-kingdom-of-wei

- Lü Bu dressed as a giant cucaracha. By @maryannsa (sorry I can’t seem to tag you for some reason)

I think that’s all. Until next time as I ponder what just drew.

[popfishjr]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Ok this has been bugging me for months

Diagram for the visual learners:

[zhoudadudugongjin]

When saying the names Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, although the surnames are different, yet we have come together as brothers. From this day forward, we shall join forces for a common purpose: to save the troubled and to aid the endangered. We shall avenge the nation above, and pacify the citizenry below. We seek not to be born on the same day, in the same month and in the same year. We merely hope to die on the same day, in the same month and in the same year. May the Gods of Heaven and Earth attest to what is in our hearts. If we should ever do anything to betray our friendship, may heaven and the people of the earth both strike us dead.

[mademoiselle-red]

the meet-cute scene for Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei gets more adorable on every rewatch:

At the butcher's stand in the morning market, the clerk tells the buyers that whoever can remove the heavy stone that covers the meat his boss stored in the well gets to take the meat for free. The bean seller across the street walks up and lifts the heavy stone that no other can lift.

We learn that his name is Guan Yu. Instead of keeping his hard-won prize all to himself, Guan Yu decides to share the butcher's meat with the people who are unable to afford it.

Liu Bei, the grass shoe seller across the street watches this all unfold with interest

Zhang Fei the butcher returns to his stand and learns about the man who was able to remove the heavy stone and win his prize. He finds Guan Yu's bean stand and challenges him to a fight. During the fight, they are pleased to discover that they match each other in strength, and as their fight comes to a stillstand, the grass shoe seller suddenly appears between then and breaks up them apart with his bare bands

Delighted to have met not only one, but two fellas who match his strength, Zhang Fei invites these new friends to his house for wine...

[fleursetrebellion]

[linggluu]

puts a new meaning on 既生瑜何生亮

[andwhatnot1]

Their reunions!!

[exhalcyon]

Context for Lu Bu’s beef with Xiahou Dun is here

This is continued here

Yuan Shao has his DW6 look b/c he looks almost unrecognizable in DW5 XD

[ray-elgatodormido]

Wo Long’s epilogue be like

@exhalcyon @simayeeet y’all might get air out of your nostrils

[popfishjr]

No idea where this is from but yeah

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

first day as a early-third-century general and my lame loser of a liege lord has just suffered an overwhelming defeat at the hands of his rival warlord because he refused to abandon the refugees who were slowing him down.

this is our darkest hour. the coalition has been utterly crushed, my sworn-brother is presumed dead and our best general was last seen defecting to the enemy. it's up to me to cover our retreat. i scrape together twenty men and prepare to take a final stand. i am going to save the man i love--this stupid, loyal, big-hearted loser--or die trying.

i hide my men in the nearby woods and order them to tie branches to their horses tails to stir up dust to make it look like there's a lot of us, and then I ride out alone to face the Rival Warlord's army, screaming and raving like a lunatic.

my deranged, suicidal improvisation ends up being an OVERWHELMING SUCESS because the Rival Warlord is a neurotic over-thinker and he believes there's a huge force in the woods, waiting to ambush him. Rival Warlord calls for a retreat and i use this moment to change my pants.

suddenly, a man comes riding towards us with a baby strapped to his back. IT'S OUR BEST GENERAL!!! He hadn't betrayed us after all! he was behind enemy lines, rescuing the Loser Leige Lord's son and wife! we hug, kiss and shed manly tears. the wife gets a fist-bump. don't ask what happens to the baby later, it's not important.

my actions today have single-handedly changed the course of history. we have earned the undying love and support of the people and my Loser Liege Lord will live to fight another day. by the time Rival Warlord has figured out the ruse and orders a second attack, my sworn-brother has arrived with reinforcements and this time we ambush him for real.

as we make sail for the southern lands, i can't help but feel hopeful in spite of the lingering pain in my heart. although we have suffered unimaginable losses, i still have my sworn-brothers by my side. as long as the three of us are togather, there is nothing in the world i cannot endure. if anyone cares to remember my story after i am dead and gone, let it be known that i am but a coarse, common man with more flaws than strengths. if i have become a hero, then it was in spite of myself and all for the people that i loved.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

[mademoiselle-red]

I’m really enjoying Fei Fei and his relationship with Liu Bei in the 1994 Romance of the Three Kingdoms. He is just so adorable!

Look at him! Coming to Liu Bei and Guan Yu after losing Xu Zhou like big homeless puppy all drenched from the rain 🥺

Look at the way Fei Fei stands all hunched up 😭

He tries to commit suicide to atone for his failure but Bei Bei wrestles the sword from him, decisively sheathes it, throws it on the floor, and slaps Zhang Fei across the face for daring to treat his own life so lightly!

The slap stuns them both for a moment, but Bei Bei then immediately cradles Fei Fei’s face and gently strokes it to comfort him and apologize 🥹

They are so adorable ahhhhhhh 😭😭😭

[mogu359]

真・三國無双８

2023 張飛