#Zero braincells just cake

[happypotato48]

List of Thai BL dramas i've watched with short opinions about them i guess :P

Thai BLs that i finished:

A Boss and a Babe. It's cute for what it is, i loved the gaming friendships and i'm a sucker for forcebook. 7/10 need more unhinged energy from book.

A Tale of Thousand Stars/Our Skyy 2 : Bad Buddy x A Tale Of Thousand stars. this show reminds me a lot of early to mid 2000s lakorns. it's a beautiful by the book love story, i appreciated that a bl got to take a spin on this kind of quiet thai story. 8/10 loved it but still too vanilla for my taste.

Bake Me Please. Guide Kantapon is the cutest man alive and CAKES! that it, that all i have for this show. 6/10 it's a show that exist.

Be My Favorite. damn fluke gawin is so pretty what was this show about again? :P i'm kidding, i actually really liked this show. i watched it when i had zero knowledge about bl industry, i was oblivious about krist's controversy and i find krist acting to be charming and think kawee is very relatable as a cringe fail human myself. 8.5/10 this show made me want to collected weird thingies.

Cherry Magic (Thailand). oh boy this show. it's was everything to me also the only show so far that i've written extensively on this site. here is my personal feeling about this show. 9.5/10 would kill for taynew.

Cooking Crush. what! the fuc$! look look, i just learned that both offgun are older than me. when i first saw the show i thought they were some rookie actors with how young they looks. watching cute bl is gonna be the death of me. anywho this show is supercute don't have a lot of thought about it though. 7.5/10 cutting half a point cause of no samsee x metha.

Cutie Pie/Naughty Babe. what a fuckin legend of a series. all the characters have zero braincells and somehow all the rich pretty boys are engaged to each other and by arranged marriages nonetheless. wtf is this fanfic version of thailand and where can i get hit by a truck and get isekai to it. 7.5/10 still haven't watch Cutie Pie 2 U, i hope it get dumber.

Enchanté. this show is so dummmb it should've go full camp reverse harem yaoi nonsense but it didn't and ended up being kinda boring. 6.5/10. meh, i'm still a sucker for forcebook.

Last Twilight. UGHHH!! i'm still so mad. this show was going to be THE SHOW for me then ep 11-12 happened i legit mentally check out halfway through ep 12 and i basically blocked the ending from my mind. this show came out at the right place and the right time for me, the first 9 episodes helped me through a very tough time in my life. the story of two people helping each other finding their way out of the dark was very compelling to me. ughh. 5.5/10 (9/10 for ep 1-9) P'Aof why are you like this!!

Laws Of Attraction. yassssssss this show slay(literally :P) the show is a breath of fresh air for me despite how very lakorn of it is. i'm glad that there is a bl that feel this soapy and campy cause like i do love my angsty and innocent school bls but the industry really need show like laws of attraction. jamfilm also were very great in their roles espically film, charn is the most babygirl corrupted cute evil lawyer of all time. 9/10 no note headempty only charn's evil smirks in my mind

La Pluie. now, this is a romance. this show is one of the most romanctic media that i personally have experience. i loved that the show took the cheesy premise of soulmates and work it so well to do both deconstruction and exploration of the trope. i think using rain, thing that isolated people as a narrative tool for love connection is absolutely brilliant. last but not least pat is just the perfect bl love interest, he's an very idealized character but he do feels like an actual person. i want to give a shout out to Pee Peerawich the way he said "มันหนาวอ่ะ" in ep 8 sent me, the raspy voice, the eye twich and combo those with a back cuddle, sir! you just commited a mass murders with that move. 9/10 plz i need season two with my baby boy tien.

Love in Translation. the unhingendness of that first meeting is probably my favorite bl meet cute. look if you don't get into a fistfight with the guy you destined to be with then what is the point of life. this show fake date is very well done it's doesn't feel forced like in a lot of other bls and it make the growing attraction feels very genuine and it pay off in one of the best sex scenes in all of bl, yang is such a freak and i loved him for it. 8/10 the last two episodes did got slightly off the rail for me but i still enjoyed the show.

Moonlight Chicken. one of the most beautiful shows i ever watched. when watching this show i can feels, smells and tastes everything it depicted. from the comfort khao man gai to jim's loneliness, from alan's heartbreak to liming and heart's midnight motorcycle ride. this show gave me all the feels and i still can't completely shake it off. 9.9/10 this show is a healing.

My School President. These boys!!!! i can't, i loved these boys so much, all the boys, YES ALL OF THEM! this show is on the opposite spectrum of Moonlight Chicken for me. while MC give me the good heartaches this show give me unbridled joy it's like heartstopper on cracks. i absolutely adored tinn and gun and the show relentless optimism about thier first love. love is awesome no matter the romantic, familial or platonic kind and i think this show hit the marks with all three. 10/10(i'm super bias but fuck it idc i even liked the singing) this show made me started watching thai bl and it always will have a place in my heart.

My Ride. this show is lacking in intimacy but making up by being all heart. could this show be better if they fleshed out and explore more of tawan and his cheating bf's relationship, maybe but i'm happy for what we got. 8/10 mork and tawan were very cutie patootie, i don't remember much about the het and the side couple were just st ok.

Step by Step. man trisanu is exactly the same height at me and i want everyone to know that is the only reason i started this show🤣 . i feels like this show have a lot to say about stuff but i kinda got lost staring at man trisanu while watching. one thing i really loved is the very fem *ตุ๊ด coworker who got to be a real character not just a jokey sidekick and having a loving relationship with a hottie. 7.5/10 can i get more man trisanu in bl plz.

Triage. asshole doctor stuck in a timeloop for him to find the meaning of life, yes plz give it to me. i loved stories about assholes who need to better themself for love and other junk. tinn and tol are both grumpy bitches and i just loved that the show use the timeloop to soften these nerds. at the end i just want to wrap them in blanket and let's them cuddle each other forever. 8.5/10 the last ep is bit convoluted but i forgave the show for that cute clocktower kiss.

You're My Sky. i started this show for my boy suar and he did not disappointed. the pining and the longing for an older boy who been there for you most you life, chef kiss. this show also very beautiful to look at. 8/10 i'm kinda meh about the side couples, i do think they all got the "good ending" for their stories.

Thai BLs that i didn't finish or gave up and skipped to the ending:

Bad Buddy. Oh boy, am i gonna get murder for this??? sorry but idk why i didn't wholeheartedly love and give this show my undivided attention. i watched this show very weird and out of order, i started with the last ep than just watch other episodes in bit and peice. i think i've seen 70% of this show. plz forgive me this is the first thai bl i tried to get into but can't. maybe i need to give this show another chance and watch it properly. or idk maybe cause the way i watched it, it's ruined for me forever. 6.5/10 i loved the rooftop kiss plz don't kill me.

Dangerous Romance. this show is trash and not the good kind, how this show depicted relationship between a rich asshole and a poor boy feels very gross to me. i fast forward a bunch and gave up after the not just dumb but very cruel breakup. 4/10 it's watchable if you ignore the plot and the chatacters.

Hidden Agenda. wow this is the most nothing show that ever nothing for me. it's a perfected white noise while playing chill video games. i stopped watching after ep 8 cause look like there going to be a dumb break up, i have no desire to revisit this show. 5/10 joongdunk were kinda cutes.

The Miracle of Teddy Bear. this show is too god damn long with too many side plots the one and a half hour per episode killed the momentum for me. i liked the show and do think i want to revisit and finish it one day. 6/10 for now.

Vice Versa. why are they giving jimmysea this show. this show is so boring for me, i gave up in episode 6. 4/10 gmmtv give my babies better shows!!

Thai BLs that i've watched all the sex scenes and have no intention of watching the actual show:

Kinnporsche: heheehehhehehe everyone were so hot, too bad i don't like rich mafia story. mile being a nepobaby also significantly killed the mood for me. 55555/dead bodyguards (idk how many there are but i don't care) the ost are bangers though.

Venus in the Sky and Love in the Air. cringe gay sex for the wins. 69/420.

ok, whoo that was a lot. gonna pin this cause i don't think anyone want to read all that in one sitting. i think i'm gonna make another post for non thai BLs in the near future. thanks for reading my unhinged opinions hope i'm not gonna get moider for it 55555555.

[sol-consort]

Roomate quarian got me giggling and kicking my knees. LET ME KISS HIM‼️‼️

Him trying to convince you to kiss him, it’s to improve his immune system of course. Nothing dirty! (Lies)

Ignore the way his gloved hands trace over your body as he wipes your hands, ignore how he leans in, his face unreadable under that mask before he pulls back. A nervous jitter to his steps as he pulls of his mask.

You relent, if it really would help build his immune response then it was okay. It wouldn’t mean anything to either of you. Just two friends swapping spit… maybe you wish it was a little more than that.

He moans deeply as you pull him into a kiss, his hands wrapping around your waist as his tongue wrestles with yours. His hands twitch occasionally, pinching at the soft fat and muscle under your clothes. They move of their own accord, groping senselessly at your ass, then slowly trailing up to cup at your chest.

He feels like he’s in a dream. Truly he could die happy in this moment, so close to you, so entangled.

You both only pull back when he grows hot, not with lust, but with a fever. You have to help him tug his mask back over his face. Slowly setting him down on his bed and making sure his suit injects the right amount of medicine to combat the infection.

You slip out of the room, despite his delirious demands. Maybe (hopefully) you two could do this again.

(I hope you liked my writing! I haven’t written anything in ages but you inspired me❤️)

Omfg this is amazing, I had to pause after each line because it's just so foahxijskxjwkdns

Thanks for sharing it with me—and the class as a whole <3

I love the zero survival instincts this one quarian has, only one braincell rattling in there, and it's telling him to risk his life just for a taste of this human's lips.

How greedy he gets after one kiss, touching you everywhere he can with no regard to decency or decorum. How exactly is him groping your thighs and cupping your chest related to "exchanging saliva to boost his immune system" uh....you see...it's because...

His brain completely blanks out as you put him on the spot, yet his tight hold squeezing your ass doesn't flatter a bit. That man still wants to have his cake after eating it.

Him acting offended that you'd leave the room and demand more while completely spent laying on the bed as he weekly calls for you to come back, battling against the antibiotics and sudden fever to not pass out.

[archerinspace]

Ice Queen & Lord Monochromicorn

Based on these cards, I wanted to give my thoughts on them since there was not much Fionna and Cake lore around the time the book was published (2016) and I'm forever searching for more. They'll be under the cut since this will get long but some of these things never cease to amuse me.

Note: All cards will be written out in text as well so if you have a hard time reading them, you can read them in plain text.

Fionna and Cake Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball Ice Queen and Lord Monochromicorn

THE ICE QUEEN Yes! We've come to the best part, baby! Winter's wrath incarnate! Absolute zero on wheels! Goddess of howling winds and lip-chapping, flesh-searing cold! White-haired and dazzling in her icy blue finery, she breaks hearts and crushes souls wherever she blows! What a dame! Far more intelligent and powerful than any other being in the fan-fictional Land of Ooh, the lonely Ice Queen longs for a companion worthy of her magnificence. Tragically, the closest thing she can find is that buffoon Prince Gumball, while the only being who could ever truly sweep the Ice Queen off her frostbitten feet is, well, me, Ice King! But that's not gonna happen, because I exist in the real reality, whatever that is! Oh, my Ice Queen, my fan- fiction figment of fabulosity, one day I shall freeze and shatter all time and space, pulverizing the very confines of existence into harmless snow- flakes, which'll float dreamily around us as we gaze into each other's beady black eyes, together forever at last!

I was NOT joking, he actively would just kiss/marry his self insert which is funny given the circumstances of "The Winter King" from 23 Fionna and Cake. Maybe Cake was onto something about all that.

Yet he continues to bully Gumball. He isn't entirely wrong though....

This panel is from the 2014 AT annual titled "Baby Cakes"

LORD MONOCHROMICORN This classy, sky-high playa plays loyal steed and best friend to Prince Gumball but is actually way cooler than the Prince because he can do stuff like hide inside a cloud, snap his tail like a whip, roll himself into a giant spiral, and speak Morse! I mean, he speaks in Morse code only! How cool is that ?? Like Prince Gumball, Monochromicorn shows exceptionally poor taste in females since he ended up with Cake, the skuzzy chubby kitty who has a bad attitude and can't even fly. I mean, what's that about? Lord Monochromicorn is jet black and cold gray and trails awesome thunderbolts through the sky wherever he goes, How great is that? This serpentine dude will make a fearsome addition to the Ice Queen's court, color-complementing some of her cool outfits and striking terror in the hearts of his former Candy Kingdom compatriots who used to ask him for his autograph constantly because he lied to Cake about playing in a ska band with me a long time ago and she told everyone.

I have no idea what hes on about anymore but as someone who thought Stormy's horse from Rainbow Brite was the coolest horse to have I can only agree with him that Mono is the coolest.

This does make me think his ideal fanfiction situation is Ice Queen is terrorizing Ooh with Mono while Gumball stands there and looks pretty, and maybe also Cake is there just thinking IQ is pretty and he's off playing board games with Fionna or something.

Admittedly I always found it funny Gumball is best friends and has the steed of a thunder war horse while looking like he has a skin care routine and all his braincells are focused on being whimsical and sometimes calmly concerning.

Why is he just making beef with these characters though I think he's truly lost it at this point.

[sheaymin]

holding this in for a few days but im just oaughb the more i think about these like companion quest Big Ultimatum choices and how fuck stupid it is pause the game and ask Rook to be the braincell the angrier i get. but none more than emmerich. wydm you are passing up what your life's work has led to, earning you a place that allows you to continue it & further the good it can do because uhhh supposedly in doing this you wont get your skeleton back. im sorry, ive seen stupider miracles happen in these games but those deus ex machinas aside, youre telling me that theres zero chance this wisp who didnt die because thats not how it works in the lore esp presented solely in this game thus far cant fucking find its way back to you? this spirit who loved you and life and learning soooooo much and honestly was yeet'd outta its peacemealed body because of the energy wave released by the lantern seriously cant find its way back to you or doesnt want to? thats stupid. this is 100% a have your cake and eat it too situation, why am i forced to pick one.

[naileadevoras]

* — 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 @pcrtrait !

may all your birthday wishes come true ! ( even the illegal ones )

oh my gosh , i can't believe it's renee day today !!! happiest birthday to you the loml , my braincell twin , my bff , my one & onli ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა ! i hope you have the best day ever today because you truly deserve it <3 i am so happy we crossed paths 3-4 years ago on this hellsite we call tumblr . you're such an amazing & hard working human being ! plus , a very talented writer ♡ i love how you can listen to all the dumb rambles i have . i swear , we just match each others insane & crazy ( maybe even sometimes delusional ) thoughts . timezones are wild & even though we live a thousand miles away from each other , i still feel like you literally just live ten minutes away from me . & i love how sometimes , when life gets busy or we forget to respond to each others messages , we can always just hit each other up & it'll feel like zero time has passed . i have soooo many fond memories of our friendship ♡ from plotting on tumblr , to making pinterest boards , gushing about our wbotm , creating spotify playlists , & more ! i hope we can create more memz together * cough * australia and japan next with medusa & chewie ? also , pls tell me everything that happened on your birthday ( idk when you're gonna see this bc you're probably asleep right now . ) enjoy your night , bestie ! hope you get all the gifts you want , eat all the yummy cake and food , & drink all the boba / starbucks u want because it's what you deserve ♡ p.s , here's a manip of our bbs that i made but forgot to add it to the main graphic bc i'm dumb 💀

again , happiest birthday to you renee ! i looooove u soooo very much . mwah mwah kith kith smooch smooch <33

[shrimplymoray]

HEHEHE TENA im coming in with another bimbovirus scenario request <3 Eri and Cody celebrating her birthday together in the lab, she’s blowing a small cake and making a sweet wish with him!! thank uuuu <3 (happy birthday to me)

HIHI ERI!!! HOPE YOU WAKE UP TO A GREAT DAY SINCE IT IS YA BDAY!!!!

I had wild ideas for this since u asked, but I think I found the perfect one AKA the one I drew for you. By the way, why don't I share that drawing?

Birthday surprise - BimboVirus (and BEN)

It was coming the day, Cody knew it, and that made him nervous. What day? His stupid assistant's birthday. Eri was not the brightest person, by far, but she was still one of the closest person he had, though not by his choice, per say.

Cody had thought of multiple things he could do for her. Maybe actually teaching something, but that was gonna probably cause the 5th lab fire this week, and the fire extinguisher was running low already. He also could try preparing something for her, but his skills on the kitchen were not as good as one would expect. He was running low on ideas each minute that passed, until he remembered the person that was most likely able to help, much to his displeasure.

"So... You came here to ask me for help, huh? What will I get in return?" BEN asked, with his arms crossed and a grin on his face.

"Listen here I am not asking for help, I am asking for advice, fucknuts. You are one of the only person who know her good, since you track her phone. What do you think would be a good birthday gift?" Cody was red from embarrassment of just having to ask BEN of all people.

"She is a bimbo, dude. Anyone with more than two braincells can think of a pink dress to give her. Unless..." The elf boy went closer to Cody, nudging him with his elbow "you like her, dontya big guy? I can help plan a party for her if I can have a piece of cake too."

"WHAT NO I DON'T. YEAH SHE IS CUTE AND KINDA ABOVE AVERAGE STANDARDS ON APPEARANCE AND IS ENTERTAINING AND... oh shit I really like her..." Cody had to hide his face in his hands " fine you get a piece of cake, just help me with this shit."

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Eri had gone back to the manor after going out with Nina, Clockwork and Zero to a birthday shopping spree. Though none of the girls shared the same aesthetic, they managed to have fun shopping each time, which always brightened the bimbo girl. She even bought this super adorbs frilly dress that she thought would look good with the lab coat Sir Cody got her.

Talking about it, she needed to get to the lab, she IS Sir Cody's super adorbs assistant, and he probably was having to handle all that brain consuming paper work. It's her birthday, but she needed to work. And maybe Eri really just wanted to be near Cody, but who could say?

When the girl reached the Lab, though, she heard another voice inside. Was Sir Cody doing an experiment on Toby again? No, the voice was different. Sounded like... BEN?

Cody opened the door to find Eri, which lead him on a spiral of thoughts before he mustered. "Finally you're here. I've been waiting for you to show for... Work. All day. I need you to come with your eyes closed. Don't ask questions."

"Oh okay Sir Cody! Did you... Prepare a surprise for little ol' me? Oh sir Cody..." The girl continued to blabber happily with her eyes closed, while Cody carefully guided her to a spot in the lab. He hoped she wouldn't burn everything accidentally this time.

He had to motion for Ben to put stuff at the right place quietly while he guided her to a beautiful cake that Cody bought.

"Can I open my eyes now?"

"Yeah just don't-"

Eri opened her eyes and let an excited happy scream of the lab being totally decorated in pink and with the beautiful pink cake. Omg did sir Cody do all of this for her? Oh and Ben is there too, what is he doing in here?

"... Overreact." Cody sighed "Me and BEN put this little party to you. For your birthday and stuff... And, uh..."

"Oh sir Cody I loved loved it!! Everything looks amazing! Oh i could give you a kiss from how happy I am!!"

Cody almost choked with what she said, and stood his hands up "not necessary."

"Hey, where is my payment for the help, 'Sir Codyyy~'?" BEN mocked, with a shit eating grin. Oh how Cody hated him right now.

"Ugh, fine, I'll cut the cake, let me just do something real quick." Cody, as quickly as he could, gave a kiss to Eri's cheek and but his mask up to hide his blush.

Eri... She was on the clouds and felt as if she was gonna faint from how much blood run to her face. He just... She...

"Dude you are going to kill her this way..."

"Shut the fuck up and get your cake"

"Can I blow the candles first?"

"Oh, uh, sure."

Eri held a deep breath before quickly yelling "I want sir Cody to kiss my cheek again!!" And blowing the candles.

"Oops, I guess now Sir Cody will have to kiss my cheek again..."

"... You have to wish in your head for it to come true, Eri."

Happy bday Eri, love uu/p and hope we will share more BimboVirus content with each other!!!

[lovemewednesdays]

so i'm thinking about izzy's leg (part two).

Do y'all remember this quote from Con on season two?

“So sometimes it’s quite interesting to remind yourself that you have to take your foot out of the tragedy—literally, your foot—and put it back into the comedy.”

(He was a sneaky one here. I love my little rat princess.)

ANYWAY.

I know that the two big theories on how Izzy loses the leg are a.) the infected to gets worse, leading to the chop and b.) something happens and Izzy is injured in some way, bada bing, leg gone.

I can see both sides. I have no strong feelings either way, and I'm writing whump for both, so. But –

What if there's a secret third option?

What if – and again, I'm just speculating here – what if it's stupid?

What if Izzy Hands, first mate to the feared pirate Blackbeard, loses his leg in a way that's played for laughs? Like...someone drops something heavy on him? Or it's an accident in the kitchen making a ridiculous birthday cake for someone?

(Side note: I'm a comedy writer and it's kind of distressing that I can't come up with any funny scenarios right now.)

But, y'all get the point!

My point is – what if it's silly and weird and nonsensical? I mean, Lucius lost a finger to a splinter from Buttons' battle teeth! It's in the realm of possibilities.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Izzy's a very skilled and practical pirate. His loss of limb wouldn't be that goofy." And to that I say probably not. But we all know that the Revenge crew share one braincell on the best days and that shit is contagious.

Am I saying this is what I think will happen? No. Do I want Izzy to loose his leg in a silly accident? I'm not opposed to it, but it probably won't.

I'm just saying that there's a not zero percent chance of it happening.

Because at the end of the day, the show is a comedy.

[amagicdoctor]

*low whistle while reading the other summaries for the fall of X stories* Gonna pick a side here cuz the uncanny spiderman mini takes the cake for "zero braincell protagonist" hands down

Context : Nightcrawler just knocked out mystique (in disguise) who was threating a jogger in a park with a knife to steal her necklace. Prior to this, she attacked a homeless woman and stole her clothes. He teleports her to an isolated spot in the park to avoid the close-by sentinels who constantly roam the place and all of nyc. After she regains consciousness, it's revealed she has amnesia and doesn't remember him (she thinks he's still the baby she just had and that she very recently "left him alone in the woods" of germany). She explains herself a few times, going from calm to crazed and aggressive, and erratically waving around her knife as well as losing and regaining her disguise while doing so. She loses focus quickly, makes little to no sense and doesn't finish her own sentences. Still, our masked nightcrawler tries reasoning with her at every cycle of this until she gets fed up with him and is about to leave and go into a close-by dark tunnel. As a last ditch effort, nightcrawler stops her and is about to take off his mask to make her see his face and understand but she stops him on his tracks by punching him a few feet back to the floor, insults him for saving those humans' worthless lives and is on her way to the tunnel again.

So...

While he actively avoids getting into mutant affairs, nightcrawler realizes that letting a mentally unsound unfocused and armed mystique with unstable control over her own shapeshifting completely loose on nyc is a terrible idea. I mean, besides the fact she just attacked two random defenceless humans and himself (all because he tried to reason with her on how mindless her quest was... To look for a baby she left in germany's woods... Inside a park in america...), orchis agents are everywhere alongside their sentinels who can detect mutants on sight making her an easy target for them in her state. So he gets up and tries one last time with her by dropping her right infront of the limbo embassy, which is a known sanctuary for mutants and protected from orchis, and directly guiding her to the mutant telepath there (goblin queen) to help as he suspects from his extensive experience in the subject that brainwashing is the key behind her current state. There's also the fact people will be keeping an eye on her at all times here, something he can't do due to his duties as another "spider-man"

... That's what you expected to hear right ? Well in a world where nightcrawler isn't a complete dummkopf, that's what would have happened.

In reality, nightcrawler didn't do anything. He let mystique go and watched as she slowly made her way by foot into the straight dark tunnel, which he can see into with his night-vision so technically she couldn't even leave his sight in her whole walk there, and told nobody about it.

Grandiose self-sabotage 100/10 can't top this if I tried

This B-plot was really weird and so little happened with it that I forgot while reading through the bigger story. I think what they're trying to do here (since their interactions spanned two whole issues so far) is just stall as much as possible so that when the final comic comes out something real stupid can happen that will lead into a new series and Kurt getting a whole new identity.

[katasstrophy]

YOUR LAST REBLOG IS REAL LIFE CHRIS PRINCE AND NO I WON'T TAKE ANY CRITICISM ON THAT-

referring to this post !

LMAOOO CHARIE I’M SO GLAD HE POPPED INTO MY MIND because absolutely like— if that is not chris prince core i don’t know what is PLS. mans has tiddies for days but negative braincells it’s a cozy lil cavern in there with a pleasant breeze 😌✨ akajsbdbdajsbbsnddk I WANT TO. EAT HIM!! he is soooo fine honestly. 10000000/10 himbo he takes the CAKE (he is the cake)

zero criticism needed because we are in full agreement my dear mhm!! i can always rely on you to go a little silly over this man mwehuheheeue <3

(okay but like,, can u imagine if this man was your gym buddy i’m. gonna crush smth in my hands. he’s so broad and wide and just- an absolute magnificent hunk of a man that you’re a bit intimidated at first by his presence (especially bc he keeps stealing glances at you and you don’t know if he’s one of those creepy gym oglers LOL) but he’s just 🥺 a sweetheart 🥺 an honest to god puppy 🥺 always congratulates you on your progress or when you up your reps, even spots for you if you ask. never handsy and always respectful. but he’s also a cheeky lil bastard ofc lol asks if you can ‘feel his muscles’ because he can’t decide if his already beefed to the max biceps have gotten larger or not akahsbdndkd he’s shamelessly i want to make out with him nngngggngnnggn okay that’s it from me)

[exo-meme-ories]

Around the time I was first adopted, my dads (both bakers) decided to introduce me to baking through baking a cake. Not even a fully homemade cake like you'd think a pair of bakers would make, just one of those cake mixes you can get at any old store

I don't know how we did it, but we fucked it up really badly, and the cake came out more like a sludge than a cake. My dads were worried I'd take it badly, but honestly I was just really emotional because I'd just made something with the people who wanted me as part of their family. I would never have imagined something like that happening in my life just a few months before this

And I was also laughing a lot because how did two bakers and their kid make sludge instead of cake with a three ingredient recipe

Truly, a family with zero braincells

amazing, 11/10 <3

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

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Nintendo stuff:

The Legend of Zelda villains talking about heros.

The Four Swords colors are arguing. (also LU)

(Fsa/Fs) Red does something forbidden BONUS: Vio's done a horrible crime & Blue is done with this mess.

(Fsa/Fs) Shadow’s adopted.

(Fsa/fs tho could also be lu) Whats your point, hylian in Red’s fire rod distance?

(Fsa/fs, could also be lu) WHO FORGOT THE BOMB?!

(Fsa/fs/Kinda Lu) Scrabble’s a nightmare with Vio. ((DELETED NOOO))

(Bayonetta.. never played. But smash ult exists) Hair? It always has been

(Fs/Fsa, could be lu) All hail keeper of the braincell!

(Fs/Fsa, could be lu) There is a reason why Vio is smarter Blue…

(Fsa/Fs version) When life gives you lemons..

(Fs/Fsa/TF) How Triforce heroes actually started.

Amphibia:

Man was Anne 'responsible'!

Sprig if you talk you can have cake.

A not Marcy safe room.

Sasha, not that kind of ‘come out with your hands up’!

Minecraft Youtubers:

(Hermitcraft/Hc)Grian isn't going to do the back today!

(HC) Mumbo's not having it.

(HC) Never let Grian make the plans.

(Hermit-Empires) Who are you? I’m not a False one!

(Empires S2) Uh oh, the Falses are fighting!! ((Coming soon))

(Empires S2) Jimmy does not want to be verified in your eyes Joel! ((DELETED NOOO))

(Empires S2) I will fight Joel!!

(Lifesteal smp) My pronouns are you better running!

(Lifesteal smp) Branzy’s new python pet.

(Lifesteal smp) WAIT ASH- YOU SHOULD’VE PICKED THE APPLES SPOKE-

(Lifesteal smp) That’s against the rules! But I’m totally joining.

(Lifesteal smp) Everyone lost something today…

The Edge SMPs:

(Mythical Edge) Universe is living fancy!

Other/quotes with no fandom:

The different types of reactions to being threatened. (TW: some triggering stuff included)

Ninjago:

(Both!verse) How many ladders does Jay need to change a lightbulb?

(Both!verse) HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?

(Both!verse) Spray bottle!

(Both!verse) Jay is shorter than Kai.

(Both!verse) Kai’s biggest Flaw

(Show!verse) Everyone has a purpose!

(Both!verse) Kai gotta know, does he look fabulous?

Horizon (Zero dawn/forbidden west):

Aloy does NOT want to talk about feelings Erend!

Kotallo is tired.

Aloy is just a little angry.

Mha:

That was not easy Kaminari. Don’t lie.

SPoP (She-Ra):

Coming... maybe??

[love-toxin]

may challenge; elliott.

a/n: may challenge day 2. possessiveness, mentions of drug abuse, violence, stalking.

word count: 1k

“...Are you having a nice time?”

You’d hardly been aware of your surroundings, when you were in the midst of fidgeting with your sleeve as you lost yourself in your own thoughts...but a familiar voice pulled you out of it, and suddenly you tilted your head up to meet the eyes that had been trained on you for longer than you expected. 

Before you stood one of the few men in town that always dressed nice, spoke gently, and wouldn’t bother you with a conversation when he saw you were busy. But when you were alone he would take the chance he was given, and he always had something pertinent to add if it wasn’t just a compliment, or a question about how the farm was doing. Elliott was very kind to you, and just like right now, he showed you an expression of sympathy that made you feel like you weren’t alone...in fact, when he spoke with you for those brief conversations, it often felt like it was just the two of you in your own little world. 

“Oh, I...well, I guess I could be better, if I’m honest.”

Again you fiddled aimlessly with your fingers, and Elliott waited patiently for you to continue, as always never wanting to bother you to speak faster than you were comfortable with. 

“..Alex hurt his ankle playing gridball, so he’s staying home. I don’t want to be a downer, but...I don’t know, I was really looking forward to dancing with him today.”

You did your best to brush it off with a laugh about how silly it was, but Elliott kept that same serious look in his eyes, following your gaze from your place at the fence to watch all the other partners practice their dances. Despite trying not to make it obvious, he could see how your eyes lingered on Haley as she danced, watching golden strands of hair float about her face and blue eyes twinkle in the light…

It was a shame to him. You thought she was so pretty, and always caught people’s attention when she walked in a room...though he thought she was rather ugly. Always caked in makeup, had a bad attitude, and constantly made trouble for her older sister--he thought the same for many of the men and women that might have caught your eye in town. Harvey and Emily were kind but unattractive, Maru and Sebastian were loners, Penny was naive, Shane was an idiotic drunk, and Alex…

...Well, Alex was a jock with next to zero braincells, and nowhere near deserving of the beauty whose heart he’d stolen. 

“...You don’t have to settle for being lonely, you know. Your dancing is always the highlight of this festival...and, if you’ll excuse me for being bold, I’d like to see it.” 

There, that was what he had been craving. You smiled and the world lit up even brighter, and despite trying to deny it, he wouldn’t let up until you gave in and whispered a “thank you”. Alex couldn’t make you smile like that, he knew it for certain. 

“I really appreciate that, Elliott. But I don’t have a partner now, and it would just be awkward to join in by myself..”

You had no idea, but everything was falling into place so perfectly. It was as if he had written the screenplay himself, and you were his dedicated actor that fulfilled your role even better on stage than in the pages of a book. With the wit of only a true gentleman, Elliott took a step back and made a show of offering his hand to you, his free one tucked behind his back just as how a prince would ask for his darling’s love. The shyness of yours that he only rarely saw spilled out over your cheeks in a blush, and before you could question his actions, he asked you a simple favour that he knew you would never refuse. 

“I will be your partner, my dear...that is, if you would do me the honour?” 

You trembled and stuttered and fumbled over your words, but as more people took notice to the scene unfolding and more eyes were drawn towards you, you gave in--probably against your better judgement--and slowly placed your hand in his. With that, he closed both of his around yours and led you towards the clearing to practice, immediately taking to your movements and holding you closely by your hip, with the other leading your hand for you to follow in his rhythmic steps. You seemed so nervous, so shy about being in such close proximity to him...but he could tell just by your body language that it was natural to you, it was right, and it was meant to be. You just weren’t used to it yet...but you would be soon, he was sure of it. 

“U-Um, but...didn’t you have a partner already, Elliott? What about Leah?”

He almost seemed to be in a trance, so swept up in the feeling of your body pressed to his...but your voice snapped him out of it, and he clicked back into reality to remedy you of your understandable confusion.

“Ah, Leah...she’s come down with something, so she wasn’t able to make it.”

Such a flimsy lie, but you took it so easily and forgot just as quickly, and it just proved how much you trusted him, to the point that you would probably believe most anything he fed you. Like how Alex’s injury was based on accident, and not due to him purposely digging out a hole in his front yard so he would catch his foot and break his ankle. Or how Leah had come down with an illness, when in reality he had fed her enough sleeping pills the night before that she wouldn’t wake up for hours to come. You held him in such high esteem, and he could do so much with that potential….

...Including, maybe, that you were meant to be together...and that nobody else would ever love you like he could. 

[eyeslikefoxglove]

Episode 10 - Tywin Lannister called, he wants the Rains of Castamere back & once again, Foxglove cheers when someone gets shanked

Hiiiii! Welcome to episode 10 commentary! I’m doing this one right after episode 9 because for once in my life I started on this early enough in the day I can get more than one single episode in. Hope you enjoy!

Before I descend into several “wtf is wrong with this guy” rants, let me point a funny to y’all. The corpse that WWX checks for pupillary changes is not only breathing, you can see his carotid pulse jumping on his neck.

Ok done.

WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S A LITTLE GIRL WHAT THE FUCK.

Fuck this creeper oh my god. I know he’s supposed to have a tragic past and be cute and charismatic but I just want to shush him every time he opens his mouth.

(XXC truly looks like an elven prince doesn’t he)

Aaaaaand WWX gives zero fucks about your dramatic exit stage right.

He also gives zero fucks about the fight to the death happening right in front of him, I mean, why would he when he can flirt with LWJ instead?

Speaking of said fight, I really hope they sped up the footage of them spinning through the air, because if whatever machine and harnesses they used truly spun them so fast I feel for the actors/body doubles.

Hey XXC that’s your boyfriend right there!

Today is really not XY’s day is it.

(That disgusted face WWX makes is pretty much a visual representation of what I feel when XY tries to be cute. Seriously)

SHUT UP XY MY BOY IS HAVING A FANBOY MOMENT.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but he’s got a point. Not in this case, because these five are actually good people but the rich and powerful are indeed a bunch of hypocrites. *Softly plays Eat the Rich*

LWJ is a hairsbreadth away from slapping XY out of his faux-innocent act and I can’t say I fault him tbh. And WWX is fucking smug because he is the king of being a little shit and this amateur got nothing on him.

Is Zhu Zanjin wearing eyeliner or are his eyelashes actually that incredible?

I’m making pained noises because I keep wondering what would’ve happened if WWX had asked XXC for help after people mounted a witch hunt against him and why do I keep doing this to myself?

WWX: *talks about his boyfriend*

JC: *eyeroll*

Oh my god this bit is so painful. You can see how starved WWX is about finding the smallest connection with his mum and my soul hurts.

And LWJ’s face watching them go. He’s probably just realised this was a dream you could have, and there it is, walking away. I’m gonna go make myself some tea and eat some cake or something, I deserve it after all this emotional turmoil.

(Aaaaaaand there goes XY being a fucking creep again)

LOOK AT MY TWO LIL CUPCAKES BEING FUCKING ADORABLE WHEN THEY GET PRAISED. LOOK AT THEM.

We’ve already established that I have the survival instincts of a concussed lemming but NMJ is a dude I want to get into a shouting match with. I don’t dislike him or anything and he’s badass, but watching this is obvious a five year old with an attitude can push his buttons. And he’s both a political leader and has a whole baby brother to take care off, you can’t allow yourself to get so angry you contemplate murder in your living room my dude. Furthermore, I know his way of cultivation makes him even more unstable and prone to Qi deviation; but instead of finding a way to work around that this idiot is ok with dying young and leaving everyone who loves him fucking devastated. Because why? It’s the way of his clan? It’s traditional? It’s honourable? Fuck that, no wonder NHS dislikes sword fighting so much if that’s going to eventually kill his big brother.

NMJ: I am a just and frank man, I fear nothing in presence of sinners like you.

Me, with a megaphone: HUBRIS IS A BITCH

The One Braincell Trio being MY fanboys gives me life *insert another million canon-divergences in which they befriend MY and everything is less Lannister red as a result*

THIS ASSHOLE IS2G SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT MY MUM AND NO ONE WILL FIND THE BODY.

Ok, NMJ called Lan Yi “the great talented leader of the Lan”, I want to pick a less violent fight with him now.

Wei “let me be damn sexy while drinking” Wuxian back at it again.

WUJI IS ON! MOONLIGHT! ROOFTOPS!

WWX: Lan Zhan I’ll sleep on your roof tonight

LWJ: Wei Ying I have to go

WWX: Lan Zhan I’ll sleep on your roof tonight

LWJ: Wei Ying, there’s room in my bed if we snuggle.

There, I fixed it. (Here I come again, joking to hide the pain. Parting is such sweet sorrow and all that)

... oh hey I’d never noticed how big Wang YiBo’s hands are and now I’m in trouble. Which is funny, cause LWJ is v much not my type, but Wang YiBo apparently is now? I mean, I’ve reblogged stuff about him because he’s ridiculously beautiful but...

*falls down a google images rabbit hole*

...

Yeah I can safely say I’m into Wang YiBo’s badboy-prettyboy-coolboy-gremlinboy attitude.

Anyway back to the show:

That was a fucking great sword throw and I love the little smirk MY’s wearing.

... what did I just see?

I don’t know how to describe it, but when WZL sticks the tip of his sword into the flat of NMJ’s sabre and drives him back and you see then go through the frame in front of WC? That’s like the most ridiculous anthropomorphic version of a train dragging a car along the tracks. All that’s missing is the “nyooooom” sound.

Speaking of WZL that’s one coolheaded dude.

Ok, I’m going to go down a Meng Yao rabbit hole again. Brace yoselves.

At risk of sounding like NHS I really don’t know why MY would’ve set XY free. I mean, if he gets XY and the Yin Iron back to WRH he’s got the chief cultivator’s favour... but everyone and their mum wants WRH out of the scene, including as far as he knows Daddy Dearest. He’s clever enough to realise there’s going to be a war, so he might’ve though that if he put himself up as a spy this soon it would’ve benefited the, yet nonexistent, SunShot Campaign. In the book he also murders his bully of a superior right before “defecting” and becoming a spy, and much like in here, NMJ catches him and stabbing happens. Do I think he, like the Jins, was playing both sides during the war? Yeah, but in this instance if I were him I wouldn’t trust in the benevolence of a man who makes puppets out humans for funsies, especially seeing how much he gets bullied.

Now if we go the other direction, of wrong place wrong time, MY doesn’t seem displeased with the Nies. I mean, NMJ and NHS like and respect him as far we’ve seen, NMJ even follows his advise. Why would he want to risk his fucking neck against NMJ just to get a potential in (that again depends on WRH liking him) to spy in a potential war? Call me a hufflepuff, but I’d stay put. Right before NMJ finds MY murdering someone we hear the voice of he asshole captain who loves to mess with MY, same captain that wasn’t present when confronting WC and that was really fucking drunk last night. I’m not saying this man works for the Wens, but hangovers make you sluggish and tired, who’s to say XY didn’t actually break tf out if this yahoo was the one guarding him (back again to the bit when MY asked the captain to post extra guards and the captain told him where to stick it, we don’t know if he actually doubled the guard) and MY walked in on it. Now this asshole has the perfect scapegoat! The *insert his preferred MY slur* did it! He saw it! And MY either panics or snaps and gets stabby.

Listen, it’s murder either way, and I won’t pretend MY doesn’t have a whole alphabet of plans for every situation, but damn I cheered.

Shut the fuck up WC.

My one track mind is shrieking because MY has a stab wound in his chest and he’s just... chilling? (Like a villain lol)

Did y’all see the fan smacking the hand bit? Now that I’ve seen the whole thing is evident, but that’s pretty much the same exact show as at the beginning with the “mysterious man”. Ooooohhhh I love the hints!

HOLY FUCK NMJ IS CRYING (my 3zun ship is sailing y’all can’t stop me).

Speaking of 3zun if y’all could point me to nice fics where everything doesn’t go up in flames for these three idiots I’d appreciate it.

And that’s all for this episode. Thanks for reading.

[asktheinvestigator-and-alchemist]

Random Character Trivia

Dex -He was born January 28th. ( Which would make him an Aquarius, so do with that info as you will )

-He’s 6′4

-Dex grew up in a small town close to the border of Mexico

-He can speak English and Spanish

-Grew up hearing urban legends, scary stories, and creepy folklore. Which in the end sparked his interest in the supernatural.

-Has zero contact with his parents. He really is only in contact with his cousin who is currently in New York.

-He likes ghosts and ghost stories, hauntings, creepy places, spicy foods, autumn.

-He dislikes fake hauntings, overly bitter foods, spring, clowns, cliché horror tropes, really easy matches.

-His hobbies included researching the paranormal, hunting the supernatural, reading, and playing the guitar.

-Dex, shockingly enough, know a bit about the language of flowers. Not enough to be an expert though.

-A flirt, and also a sucker for a pretty face.

-Usually pretty chill and just down to earth. He comes off as a pretty friendly and easy to talk to.

-He is ambidexterity ( aka can use both hands for things).

-Dex is also quite fit, given with all the running, throwing probably heavy pallets down, etc.

Penny -She was born July 13th. ( Which could make her a Cancer, do with that info as you will )

-She is 5′4 to 5′5.

-Penny was raised by her grandparents as her parents had passed away when she was still quite young. (Her mother having died during child birth and her father passed away during a mining accident ).

-Her grandfather was the one who taught Penny about alchemy and herbal medicines. 

-After her grandfather passed away due to old age, she took up his spot as her town’s main alchemist.

-Is worried sick about her grandma, and sends letters to her everyday. She just doesn’t know if the manor has eaten them or they got lost as she never got one back.

-She likes sweets, herbs, her grandma, sunny days, fruit juices, and gingerbread cookies.

-She dislikes anything scary ( so, spiders, the dark, hunters, etc ), sour foods, winter, coffee, and sunburns.

-Her hobbies include alchemy, sketching flora, and baking ( although she isn’t the greatest at it ).

-Penny may suffer from agoraphobia due to being very sheltered as a child.

-She is usually very nervous or stress, but she tries to be polite and kind to everyone.

-Because of her nervous and coward nature, she has a hard time making friends but tries her hardest still.

-She is left-handed.

-Her favorite thing to brew is simple healing potions or make tonics as it makes her feel useful.

Both -Dex and Penny both arrived at the manor at the same time and ended up becoming friends.

-Dex and Penny’s friendship has mostly turned into a sibling like bond. Dex being a protective older brother, while Penny is a concerned younger sister. 

-Dex is the only usually rushing in to save Penny, i.e grabbing the hunter’s attention, so Penny can escape.

-Although Penny sometimes has to act like Dex’s braincells.

-Funny enough, when it comes to cooking or really doing anything in the kitchen, Dex seems to be Penny’s braincells due to him having at least the basic knowledge on cooking. ( “Penny, no potions don’t go in- ( explosions noise)...cake”)

-Dex is the one who usually encourages Penny to make friends, or is around when Penny tries to speak to someone, basically just to look out for her.

-The two sometimes have screaming matches when it comes to Dex telling scary stories, as anytime he says one, something weird happens. Penny is 100% Dex is cursed while Dex just think its a coincidence.

-The two go on picnics together at Lake-Side Village when both are stressed from matches. They usually snack on fresh fruit or whatever sweet Penny was able to make or find in the kitchen.

-If given the chance, they will goof off on a map and probably forget to decode ciphers. :’ D.

[colaloli]

A Bite of Happiness- Kasumi June Bride 2023 4☆ card story -part 1-

(bustling streets, Kasumi walks up to Saki)

Kasumi: Oh, if it isn't Saki-san.

Saki: Kasumi-san, hello.

Kasumi: Are you heading to Starless right now? If so, let me accompany you.

Saki: Sure, please do.

Kasumi: ….. Hm? There's a line over there. Seems like it's for some kind of store.

Saki: Has there always been a store like that over there?

Kasumi: Ah~ come to think of it, I recently got a flyer saying that a new store will be opening in this area.

I think it was a cake shop with a dine-in space.

Then, today is probably their opening day, right~?

Saki: I see, so it's a new cake shop…..

Kasumi: Are you curious about it? Then I guess we should check it out for a bit!

Saki: But there's quite a long line.

Going there right before a show, are we going to make it on time?

Kasumi: It's okay! All the preparations needed are done.

Besides, when it comes to sweets, I think the best time to have them is whenever you want to~

Saki: Thank you very much. Then, I'll take your word for it.

(Inside the cake shop)

Saki: Umm….. The queue isn't quite moving, isn't it?

Kasumi: Since it's the opening day, I feel that the staff aren't used to yet~

It's pretty hectic here inside the store.

Saki: I see, it must be difficult.

Kasumi: Well, for today, should we just have them for take-out?

The best time to have them is whenever you want to, but holding on for a bit to eat the cakes makes it absolutely delicious, too!

Saki: I guess you're right.

Kasumi: Let's eat them together after today's performance.

Saki: That sounds great! Let's do that then.

Kasumi: Thinking that there's cake waiting for us makes me want to work harder during the show than usual~

Now, it's time to think carefully on what cake to buy.

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