#Zero (hsh)

[zot3-flopped]

Harry has talked about protecting his private life over and over again. He began in 1D, then he says in the Behind the Album film for HS1 that he is enjoying being able to have some privacy again, he talked in I think Rolling Stone at that same time in some detail about splitting himself between work and private life and not understanding the interest in the latter. It came up again when Fine Line came out, more than once. For HsH he talked about prior shame, about reading Jon Ronson on internet shaming, about protecting his private life, it was mentioned over and over that he wasn’t giving anything about his relationship at the time in interviews. ONE person, Howard Stern, broke that barrier down a little and I would be surprised if he gets another interview with Harry after that, because right at the end of that interview Harry took a moment to talk about his reasons for not talking about his private life, and he was firm and not happy - un-Harry-like.

And still there is a section of his fandom who have turned to hatred because he doesn’t do what they want, ie “claim” his girlfriends or share his life on Instagram (ffs, are you children?). My sisters in Christ he has said so many times that it’s none of your business. Zero.

Your anon said “People just don’t want to listen to him, and then wonder why he’s become so guarded and protective of his privacy.” It was in the context of sexuality but if you look at all the things he doesn’t allow us access to, it’s ALL his private life. Family. Friends. Locations. How he runs his businesses. Who he’s working with. His cultural life. His fucking skincare routine. That man is a closed book (one thing he has actually told us!) and is not exactly shy to tell us. GOOD FOR HIM.

And stans who think he's going to switch it up and start sharing more 'when his numbers fall off' are onto a loser too. All signs from HSH promo are that he's moving towards sharing less - fewer interviews, perhaps only one for HS4.

[cantcompetewhereudontcompare]

I know that Larry was never real, as they never kissed, hooked up, or were in a relationship. But don’t you think Harry might’ve had a crush on Louis in the beginning?

Remember that interview where Harry asked Louis ‘Are you bi?' It really seemed like Harry genuinely wanted to know, and Louis looked totally confused by the question.

Of course, sure. Harry chose a moment where they were being filmed for promo to ask his good friend, who had a girlfriend and had never shown any sort of interest in him, if he was bi. He wasn’t joking at all. That was a serious question to try and get with his mate. It absolutely wasn’t just another example of British humor.

There’s zero indication Harry ever had a crush on Louis.

Harry said during promo for AIW/HsH how he went through a whole journey regarding his sexuality, so chances that he was even aware of his whole spectrum of attraction at that point are slim. He denied being bisexual in 2013, so presumably whatever journey he went through that got him to calling his own music bi 10 years later happened after that.

And if he wasn’t processing attraction towards men at that point, what makes you think we’d be able to do so without ever having met him?

The video you’re talking about is from 2011, which means Harry was 17. I’m not comfortable discussing a 17-year-old’s sexuality any further than this.

[miniscrew-anon]

HSH Pumpkin Carving Headcanons

It’s spooky time y’all

Twilight - The traditional pumpkin carver. Can make absolutely perfect pumpkin faces that look straight off of pinterest. Happy, sad, scary, funny - doesn't matter, Twi can carve it. He can pump them out en masse, too. When it comes to pumpkins, Twi is in his element. 9/10 Only because he’s limited to faces. But damn if they’re not impressive.

Sky - Does not carve a pumpkin. He starts to but then loses interest as soon as the guts come out. He stalls when it comes to creating a face; he wants to do something more creative than just a generic face but he doesn't know what else to do. So he ends up as Twilight's helping hand instead. He’s very useful because he can magically carry twenty pumpkins at once. It's his Halloween party trick. 2/10 he’s got no pumpkin but he’s got spirit

Legend - He doesn’t make a face but a sigil. A very elaborate, carefully crafted sigil to ward off malicious spirits. Stuffs it with herbs and charms too. Also he uses a very large turnip instead of a pumpkin to keep tradition. But he also fucks up cutting the lid and it keeps falling inwards and ruining his candles, which he bitches about even though it was his fault. 7/10 very atmospheric and aromatic

Hyrule - If he can get some time off, Hyrule does enjoy a good pumpkin carving. He's not great at it so his faces are a little wonky. But he has fun and that's what's important. His little happy pumpkin is an adorable addition to the front porch and Time is sure to put it front and center. 8/10 the littlest pumpkin on the porch with the biggest smile

Warriors - Draws an ahegao face on the pumpkin with a sharpie. His pumpkin is the first to magically disappear from the front porch. Banned from touching all future pumpkins forever. 0/10 and someone stuffs pumpkin guts into his pillowcase in retaliation

Wild - Starts carving, gets distracted halfway through. He scoops the guts out and then comes up with a great recipe idea and disappears into the kitchen to roast some pumpkin seeds. Twilight happily finishes carving his pumpkin for him and enjoys whatever amazing pumpkin flavored treat Wild cooks up. Wild never realizes he forgot to actually carve his pumpkin. 3/10 another without a pumpkin but he gets more points because his comes with pumpkin spice cookies

Champion - Carves his pumpkin very professionally. Looks up "pumpkin carving ideas " and then literally just copies whatever he finds. He does it very, very well too. It comes out looking amazing, if a bit generic. He cannot be convinced to personalize it in the slightest, though. No, it's by the book or not at all. Does not hesitate to defend his gourd by force when Warriors comes by with that damned sharpie. 8/10 very professional looking

Wind - Doesn't care about carving pumpkins. He hates the icky feeling of touching the raw guts and he doesn't give a shit about carving a face. At best he'll draw a generic face on with a marker and at worst he won't even touch a pumpkin. He's the boring guy who just puts a plain pumpkin on his porch. -10/10 he doesn’t even have the spirit

Four - Uses this as an excuse to use all his favorite power tools. His pumpkin comes out looking like a fucked up little freak. A true frankenstein creature that's half flesh, half metal. A serious safety hazard with all the loose screws that have been drilled into it. It's a monstrosity. The blood in it is not decorative: it’s from all the ankles of everyone who didn’t watch out. God help any unsavory characters who show up to cause trouble because Time will use it as a projectile in case of an emergency and it will be a critical hit. 7/10 very cool but actually a safety hazard.

Time - This man has zero artistic ability. He can kill a man with a knife three hundred different ways but can't carve a fucking straight line in this goddess damned pumpkin. What the fuck is this? A cosmic joke? Why does his triangle come out looking like a square? Why does his smiley face look like a straight line? Why did the damn pumpkin split in half? He barely even touched it??? The dude goes through several attempts before finally coming to something that looks vaguely okay. Only to then realize that he forgot to coat the pumpkins insides with vaseline so the local squirrels eat it immediately. 1/10 all that’s left is an eaten carcass. Malon laughs at him.

Malon - Another master pumpkin carver. She's a little more artistic than Twilight and makes more than just faces. Entire scenes and landscapes. Skeleton animals, a headless rider on a motorcycle. She's got major talent. Plus, she's won the regional pumpkin growing competition ten years in a row. 10/10 This woman is Queen of the Pumpkin Patch.

Dark - Enjoys pumpkin carving in a more freeform way. Draws cartoon "x" eyes and punches a hole through the pumpkin to make the mouth and exit hole. He stuffs a fake gun into the "mouth", guts spilled out onto the sidewalk out of the hole in the back of the gourd. Thinks it's hilarious. 4/10 His pumpkin is really ugly but he literally punched a hole through it so yeah that’s worth some points right there

Shadow - Doesn't carve but does steal. Menace to all gourds, taker of jack-o-lanterns. 0/10 Picks tricks over treats every time

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[wellthatwasaletdown]

I always find myself thinking about the documentary that has been hinted at about his life/career and I just don’t get why they’d ever release one. He’s the most uninteresting person whose entire career has been handed to him. Plus he’s already basically done a recap on his life. In the the another man mag they told his life story, had his mom and sister talk about him and all that, then he did that Apple Music thing of making his first album that was him talking about his process and getting to make music he wants and whatever else, so what is there left to show? I mean I’d understand if they did like a short film on his last tour I guess bc it was so long and everything with covid interrupting it? Idk. But an entire documentary on his life/career makes zero sense when it’ll just be retelling info that’s already been told so many times.

How long does it take to make a documentary? They've been supposedly making one since he went solo. I mean, they did release the BTA for HS1, but nothing for Fine Line or HsH. They supposedly filmed Live on Tour and Love on Tour. Where are those concert movies? Taylor filmed her L.A. dates of the Eras tour and that movie is already coming out next week.

[godnectar]

HSHS IM SO SORRY BUT WHAT TYPA MANIPULATION DOES YAN CHEATER HAVE

that man has zero brains because we have proof he cheated on us and hes like "no i didnt"

i love your writing but that gen made me giggle like okay😭😭 someone's delusional

sunshine– he's a cheater,, 'm a clown,, and it was midnight, my mind doesn't really work at that hour 🤡 so ofc he would try to deny it even without an excuse or some made-up story 💀

glad u liked it tho, bc I honestly think shit will flop ��� but as long as y'all somehow enjoyed reading about such a dumb asshole 'm happy

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[stylesunchained]

HS1 was obviously about haylor and a response to 1989. FTDT ends with yearning. Taylor's songs post 1989 about him are about what if and how he's her the 1. I also think a lot of Fine Line and HsH songs are about her because there are too many lyrical parallels.

The only song about that girl he ever shared was Two Ghosts and everyone knows it. FTDT for sure isn’t about her, nor are any of the other songs in HS1, which is most definitely was not about her. You really came to the wrong blog to discuss this lmfao And if you think Fine Line or HsH have anything to do with her, then I’m sorry, babes, you’re delusional. You guys are creating lyrical parallels that don’t exist as well as a relationship that never existed in the first place because they were barely together. Taylor Swift blew it out of proportion with her need for drama and to make an album per boyfriend and you guys took it and ran with it and have continued to do so for the past ten years even though there’s been absolutely zero indication whatsoever that they have any feelings for each other.

[veeferns]

home safety hotline seasonal worker first day spoilers

i fucking hate this call so much, it annoys me to no end

you read that and take with you that it

is awake at night

makes little round pellets

makes scratching noises

you know what creature's page ticks all of those boxes

bats, their entry mentions that they

are nocturnal

make scratching sounds

leave small round droppings

but you know what the correct answer is?

fucking mice, who irl are known for those things but their HSH entry mentions exactly zero of those traits,

now it could just be me but i think that when the entire game thus far has intended for you to 100% rely on your ingame knowledge, to then turn around and make you use out of game knowledge, that's bad game design.

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[lom-l-moved]

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[etherealyoungk]

Heard svt soft hours open!! I please request anything mingyu

( I’ve just have a long day because of this god awful cold I caught and I would love some soft hours )

hello! i hope you get well soon :( take care! hope what i wrote was okay, lmk!

you woke up feeling all fuzzy in the head and so tired. along with a slight sore throat and leaky nose. it was awful cold and you were so annoyed at having caught it but what could you do now? you didn't even have an appetite so you didn't eat anything, just some water. you lay in bed, constantly blowing your nose and your eyelids heavy.

mingyu's caller id popped up for the fifth time. you hadn't taken any of his calls - mostly because you knew he'd come here if he knew you were sick and you didn't want him to catch your cold too. but you felt bad for letting his calls ring.

after a few hours of tossing and turning in bed because you were restless, you hear the doorbell ring. it takes you a good minute to even get up because you have zero energy and all of a sudden your head is fuzzy again, but you somehow manage to make it to the door. "who is it?", you ask weakly. "delivery", you hear the man say in a weird voice but you open the door, only to see mingyu's face. upon seeing your state, his face falls.

"y/n what....are you okay?", he asks stepping in and you don't even have the energy to protest as he closes the door behind him. "caught a bad cold", you say softly. he sucks in a breath and comes up, carrying you bridal style to your bedroom, where he lays you in bed tucking you in. he puts his hand on your forehead, checking your temperature, and once he's confirmed that you don't have a fever, he looks at you, a frown on his face.

"why didn't you tell me baby", he asks, holding your hand. "i didn't want you to catch it too because i knew you'd come here", you say. "so what, it must be hard for you to move around and do things, i could have helped you", he says. "i know, but-", you start but he cuts you off. "no buts, i'm taking care of you from this moment hm, gotta nurse my baby back to health", he says. you give him a small apologetic smile.

he'd make you some chicken soup and even if you didn't have an appetite, he'd coax you to eat a small bowl since you needed the energy. even if you told him to sleep in the other room so he wouldn't catch your cold, he'd make his way to your bed in the middle of the night as you feel his arms wrap around you, pulling you into him and you just sigh and let him be. he'd probably have a slight cold the next day though hshs.

[miniscrew-anon]

HSH Febuwhump Day 4 - Knife to the Throat

Lol this kind of turned into a joke at the end but I couldn’t help it. How could I write this duo and not make them sassy as fuck?

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"Gimme your wallet."

"Sure thing, friend." Wars reaches into his back pocket and brandishes his money. "Here, take it. No need for violence."

"Fuck that!"

Wind, arms pinned to his sides by arms three times thicker than his own, glares up at the man behind him fearlessly. "Put that shit away, Wars! He's not robbing us! I'll kill you, you sonofabitch!"

"Uh, Wind? Maybe don't threaten the man with the knife to your throat." Warriors is not used to playing mediator. He doesn't have the patience nor the practice for it. He prefers to leave that to people like Sky or Wild, leaving him free to mouth off. But even he knows when to hold his tongue. For instance, when an unhinged mugger is holding a knife to his throat. A lesson Wind clearly skipped out on. "You do like your head where it is, don't you?"

"Take my wallet and I'll fuck you up!" Wind struggles but he's not the most athletic; the man holds him easily and digs into his pockets. Wind snarls and squirms, hissing threats and spewing vitriol at the man with his life in his hands. He’s completely unaffected by the thin red line across his neck that dripped blood into his collar. 

The mugger actually looks at Warriors, a flat expression on his face as if to say is he serious? Wars shrugs, tossing his wallet over to the mans expecting hand.

The mugger unceremoniously drops Wind to the floor, turning and running before Wind can pick himself up.

"Yeah you better run! Motherfucker! I'll find you, you dipshit! Don't think you're safe! I'll track you down and sell your fucking kidneys on Ebay!" Wind fumbles to his feet and tries to make chase, red in the face and seething.

"Whoa there!" Warriors catches him across the chest and forces him back. The ex-guard steps into Wind's path to block the boy from making a terrible decision. "Wind, stop! Are you crazy? What are you doing?"

"Chasing down a bitch!" Wind tries to push past Warriors but gets shoved back again. "Move!"

“Absolutely not!” Wars tugs his scarf off and pressed it to the wound on Winds neck, dodging swats. “You’re not chasing after some criminal. What would you even do if you caught him? Get your ass kicked again? No, we're going home.”

Hopefully Warriors will avoid an eviction if he brings Wind back only slightly damaged. So much for getting Wind out of the house for some fresh air. 

Wind was still pissed but he gives up trying to push past Wars. “He’s gotta pay”

“And he will. I’m sure you can find him - his name, his address, his bank account. Just like I’m sure the Old Man would be happy to have a conversation with him. No need to get yourself killed over a few rupees. Revenge is best served cold and all that.” Satisfied that the cut was only surface deep, Warriors pulled back, grimacing at his stained scarf. Well, that’s something to toss into Times dry cleaning pile. “Besides, if I let you get yourself killed I'll never get a replacement card! The Old Man will be far too busy with funeral arrangements.”

"Are you serious? Is that all you're thinking about right now? The Old Man’s credit card?"

Warriors makes an offended noise. "That's not all I'm thinking about! It's just one of the things I'm thinking about. There's also my license and my medical card and - damn! My platinum membership card to Starlit Memories! Goddess, that's going to be such a pain to replace. That shop is so stingy with their membership cards, too. I hope this doesn't affect my standing with Isha - she hates when people are careless."

Wind hits him with a dead eyed stare he must have learned from Four. “Your stupid punch card? Really?”

Warriors is only kind of offended. "What? I’m allowed to have priorities."

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Wind is a goblin and a terror and he has zero self-preservation.

[septembersghost]

I agree with you so much on hsh having cultural impact and that's the reason for his win. Which is why I feel like within a few years harry's win won't even be debated. When fearless won AOTY there was just as much questioning as there is now. When 1989 won people were arguing how Kendrick deserved it. As much as I like beyonce this wasn't her best album and she didn't even put that much effort in promoting(I have a lot of thoughts on dubai performance but it doesn't matter here) I really think people's frustration came from 'how come beyonce never won AOTY' more than 'renaissance is the only album that deserved it' combined with the shit ton of haters he collected from his 1D days.( l saw an old thread on reddit where a person who is a MaSSivE FaN saying golden is not good and how fine line is repetitive in sound and is basic. When I looked their recent comments they were full on harry hate train and wasn't even trying to hide it) . So there are a lot of people who claims as fans then shits on him. I definitely believe we haven't witnessed his best work yet once his talent become unquestionable I don't think anyone will discuss this(just like noone talks about fearless win)

i'm sorry, who do i have to physically fight for slandering golden? GOLDEN?! MY SUNSHINE?! MY BELOVED?!?!?!?! the appalling lack of taste. how can someone claim to be a fan and then spew hatred online, that makes zero sense? what is the point? i'll never understand people pretending to be fans of artists they clearly do not like, why be that miserable?

i agree re: bey and what you said about that album, and have a lot of thoughts/disappointment about the dubai thing too. (she should've won for lemonade.) you're so right about the fearless and 1989 wins, and how those were debated and even sneered at at the time, and most everyone has forgotten that and doesn't question her deserving that recognition now.

the cultural impact and how certain music can define a year is a really big factor in the decision imho! harry's house was massive. as it was was That Song last year - to the point where they even used it in multiple nye celebrations around the world. and it's not just about, idk, superficial virality and t*ktok memes or whatever, it's about the general perception and effect that had, and how many people listened to and embraced and were brought together by that music. i remember reading an article about some older fans bonding over his music and how joyful it made them and the way it strengthened friendships and their own self-esteem and connections to their youth, and so on, and i think that's every bit as incredible as younger fans discovering it and feeling their worlds open up. (part of why the sight of him hugging grandma reina after she got to read his AOTY win was SO touching and wonderful). music crosses barriers and affects hearts in such a pure way.

i don't believe we've seen his best work either (this is only his third album! i know it feels like more because there were five with the band preceding it, but this is still early in his career in many respects), and i hope that keeps transforming for him.

[st0rmyskies]

Remember when @forthesakeofvanity asked all the OTP questions for the HSH Downfall Duo and I totally forgot which ask game I was playing and thought it was writing prompts?? Yeah I’m an idiot.

Who falls asleep first?

Hyrule, this boy is exhausted 24/7. If he sits still for too long, he will nod off just as quick as Sky does.

Who wakes up first?

Also Hyrule, gotta get to the hospital early every damn day.

Who is more relaxed/carefree?

Ooo hard question. Legend has less going on in a given day so his baseline stress levels are pretty low, but put him in a stressful situation and he is pretty quick to pop off whereas Hyrule is very patient and level-headed.

How do their personalities compliment one another’s?

Hyrule is very even-tempered to counteract Legend’s quick-tempered nature. Legend is very organized and thoughtful whereas Hyrule tends to fly by the seat of his pants in all but professional matters. Hyrule has his professional life and goals on lock but he has shoddy life skills (cooking, paying his bills on time) whereas Legend is good at personal management but he couldn’t hold a 9-to-5 if his life depended on it.

Who is always cold?

Hyrule 100%. He wears waffle shirts under his scrubs and zipped jackets over that and STILL shivers while writing records. Legend THROWS heat at night like a propane heater.

Who is always trying to bring home stray animals and who has to say no?

Legend will on occasion bring home a stray named Ravio and Hyrule loses his mind every time.

Who worries more?

Hyrule’s job involves forseeing each and every worst-case scenario that can happen with a given injury/illness, trying to prevent them actively, and writing hours worth of records to avoid getting a malpractice suit. He’s sort of programmed to be more nervous.

What are some non-sexual activities they do together?

They do enjoy going out clubbing/bar hopping with the guys when they can. A favorite “spending the day together” activity is typically walking around a quaint little area of the city with coffees in hand, just enjoying each others’ company.

Who would be able to talk their way out of a speeding ticket?

One Dr. Hyrule McBabyface. Legend’s sunshiney personality would probably earn him a second ticket.

Who’s the better cook?

Absolutely Legend. Hyrule can and has burned spaghetti before.

What are some things they don’t agree on?

Ravio.

Who is more physically affectionate?

Hyrule, as we established his love language earlier.

Who is more verbally affectionate?

Also Hyrule. He was definitely the first to say “I love you” and continued to say it openly and multiple times before Legend could say it back. In fact, part of the reason why Leg was eventually comfortable enough to say it was because of Hyrule’s attitude of “I love you, you don’t have to say it back or reciprocate and I’ll stop if you tell me to, but it’s just a fact.” That sort of no-pressure love was very important to Legend, whether or not he’d admit it aloud. But I digress.

How does each member feel about PDA?

Neither are particularly fond of it, privacy is important to them.

Who is the safer driver?

Even-tempered Hyrule is the safer driver, Legend goes from zero to Road Rage pretty damn quick.

Who steals/borrows the other’s clothing?

Hyrule will on occasion borrow one of Legend’s sweaters when he’s frozen. The real clothing thief, though, is Ravio.

Who initiates cuddles?

Hyrule, although Legend is the one to pull Hyrule into bed and cuddle him when he’s particularly exhausted and/or overworking himself.

Are they an introverted or extroverted couple?

They end up being introverted as a function of having little time to spend together with Hyrule’s schedule.

Who is the big/little spoon?

Oh Legend is so the big spoon.

Who is more impulsive, who is the voice of reason?

Hyrule tends to be the one to talk about big trips or expensive purchases all up until Legend reminds him that money exists.

Who’s more likely to laugh at their own jokes?

Legend is, but it’s more of a quiet preening than outward laughing.

Who takes longer showers?

Legend, but only because Hyrule has perfected the 3-minute Power Shower while Legend needs to use his color-safe shampoo.

Who is “more loved” by the in-laws?

I have decided that Time is the honorary in-law, therefore Hyrule is more loved — but only because Time worries about him so much.

Who is more likely to get jealous?

Hyrule 110%. Legend is used to splitting Hyrule’s time with Hyrule’s other love: his work. But when Hyrule is home, he gets all of Legend’s attention. Unless, of course, Ravio is around…

What’s the most surprising thing they learned about one another once they started dating?

Legend was surprised at how someone so good of taking care of others could be so abysmally bad at taking care of himself. Hyrule’s pantry was stocked with expired soup cans for goddess’s sake. Who knew soup could even expire?

Hyrule was surprised at how much Legend’s appearance is important to him. He’s not as vocal about his narcissism as Wars is, but Legend is pretty meticulous about his hair color, his nail polish, his jewelry…

Who stays up late/drags the other to bed?

Hyrule has a bad habit of staying up late to study, and Legend usually has to drag him to bed.

Who’s messier?

Hyrule is! Legend has a lot of Stuff, but be is organized about it.

Who accidentally spends $300 at Target?

Hyrule really has little to no concept of how much things cost.

Who would want kids first?

Ew, no.

Who gives piggy back rides to the other?

Legend definitely gives piggy-back rides when they have the house to themselves and are feeling silly, or if Hyrule needs cheering up. He can and will carry that boy down the stairs to raid the kitchen for sweets.

Who fell in love first?

Legend fell in love with Hyrule right away. It was hard not to, since Hyrule is such a naturally sweet and giving person, and he was there for Legend during one of the hardest times in his life to provide unconditional support even though they hardly knew one another. Then when Legend realized how bad Hyrule was at taking care of himself — and yet he still wanted to share what little he had with Legend — it was pretty much like “Welp, I guess he is mine now.”

[goongiveusnothing]

no his hsh numbers are crazy compared to fineline. I think it sold double that of fine line first week and overall it's still doing good. But I think this happened in vaccum. He really had no competition. Even Beyonce released an amazing album but did zero promo. Not even one music video. Otherwise she would hv dominated 2022 completely. Irrespective of the quality of album even mid albums can do crazy numbers if they are marketed the way he is.

Just going by the figures and HSH may have had good first week numbers but overall it has not sold as well as Fine Line did. Fine Line as an album had more staying power and more of the singles did better.

Fine Line -

607,520 UK

1,000,000 US

HSH -

172,699 UK

620,000 US

Curious about why people think it did better than Fine Line? The Harrie fans pushing their mythos onto us? How long As It Was stayed on the charts?