#Zelda Duckworth

[be-nice-to-your-local-cryptids]

Personally, I think that the best podcast trope is old woman with a gun/flamethrower/military grade arsenal weapon/almighty celestial friends

[dramaticwithoutgender]

I love the Hello From The Hallowoods character wikis. I like seeing what people have put down as their gender.

Look at this. Quality fandom content

[spadedigsbutts]

There are in fact, very few things that can't be solved by Zelda Duckworth with a shotgun

[reddstardust]

HFTH sketches PT 1/?

Can you guess who my favorite character is? 🤭

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[technicallyeldritch]

i recognize that hfth would be significantly worse narratively without solomon reed but i also wish zelda had hit him with her truck

[a-wild-rose-on-my-coffin]

Not Grandma Zelda holding off the Grackle at gunpoint…

[hallowood-hcs]

slight spoilers.

So Zelda bakes cookies at some point.

Like you know the cookies everyone’s grandparents make that are like way too good?

Yeah kinda like that.

So she gives Al like a few.

But Al can’t really eat them cause he’s a ghost….

So he shares them with Rustle.

she did put pasta in a bowl for him that one time, so i wouldn’t be surprised

[roguecanoe]

This episode just punchin me in the flippin guts. (Also a lil silly bonus)

[dathen]

GRANDMA ZELDA!!!!!!!!!

[lorientours]

One more violin song, Zelda thought, and I may kill this man. She had already thought about it, of course. …We all have our place, she thought, and apparently mine is strung up in the basement of this musical maniac, who likes to play violin at all hours of the night.

Keep it down, will you?” Zelda shouted.

“It’s gotta be two in the morning.” She said. “Can you let the poor violin rest?”

Shoutout to “I shot my husband” Zelda Ducksworth.

[impromptu-lizard-surgery]

Thinking about how Jonah’s dad, Dexter, was probably meant to be the third Herold due to his ownership of the cabinet, but Zelda derailed that by killing him.

[littleacebee]

(Older) woman fighting the supernatural with a mundane weapon is such an amazing audio drama character type <3 <3 <3 I love all of them so much

[hellofromthehallowoods]

Happy Mother’s Day! We’ve got some wonderful moms in the show including…

Mrs. Reed absolutely not

Mrs. Wicker nope nope nope

Zora Martin uhhh complicated

Irene Mend not remotely

Dinah the chef???

Olivier’s parents welp

Grandmother Briar wanna bet

Is there a Mrs. Botulus

Indrid Buckley hell no

Shelby’s parents RIP

Valerie Maidstone uh hmm 🎸

Zelda Duckworth 🦩

Mrs. McGowan 👤

[traeumenvonbuechern]

Which books would the Hallowoods characters read?

Happy HFTH season 4 day! I'm so excited for the new episodes, and I want to celebrate by recommending some books I think some of the main characters would love.

Diggory Graves - Unwieldy Creatures

I have a feeling that Diggory might be interested in a nonbinary Frankenstein retelling...

Percy Reed - The Spirit Bares Its Teeth

A transmasc protagonist, ghosts, a t4t love story - Percy would relate to this book so much.

Nikignik - This Is How You Lose the Time War

Even aside from the whole Bigolas Dickolas thing, I think Nikignik would really love this book. It's an epic, complicated, super emotional love story, written in a way that almost feels like poetry - I have a feeling that Nikignik would like that.

Lady Ethel Mallory - Lady Susan

It's short, it's funny, it's a classic, it's from the perspective of the villain and said villain uses the title "lady"? Lady Ethel would love this book.

Riot Maidstone - Gideon the Ninth

It's about a butch lesbian with a sword. That alone would probably convince Riot to read it, but I think she would love the story, too.

Olivier Song - Infinity Alchemist

This book is about an alchemist who is rejected by the magic school he tried so hard to get into, and one of the love interests is genderfluid - Olivier might relate to it a little too much.

Clara Martin - The Grimoire of Grave Fates

It's a murder mystery set at a magic school that moves around the world, and it's told from 18 (!) different perspectives. I think Clara would love reading about all these different types of magic and trying to solve the mystery.

Polly - Good Omens

Polly reminds me so much of Crowley sometimes - to quote this post, they're both "demons sent on a celestial audit of earth and catching more feelings than they signed up for" - so Polly would probably either love or hate Good Omens, no in-between.

Yaretzi - The Salt Grows Heavy

I can't really explain why I think Yaretzi would like this book, but she would. Something about the main character being a murderous mermaid, probably.

Mort - All Systems Red

Mort would definitely want to be friends with Murderbot.

Hector Mendoza and Jonah Duckworth - Silver in the Wood

This is my go-to "Read this if you like Our Flag Means Death" book because the main characters remind me a lot of Stede and Ed, but the book also reminds me so much of Hector and Jonah, especially with the magical sentient forest setting.

Zelda Duckworth - The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher

This book is about a 83-year-old Chosen One who has to save the world armed with nothing but gumption and knitting needles - I think Zelda would enjoy that.

Mx. Morrell - What Moves the Dead

I think a fungal horror book with a nonbinary protagonist would be perfect for Mx. Morrell.

Danielle O'Hara - Pet

Pet is about a trans girl who has to reconsider everything she's been taught and save her friend with the help of a terrifying creature - everyone should read this book, but I think Danielle would especially like it.

Book titles:

Diggory Graves: Unwieldy Creatures by Addie Tsai

Percy Reed: The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White

Nikignik: This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

Lady Ethel Mallory: Lady Susan by Jane Austen

Riot Maidstone: Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Olivier Song: Infinity Alchemist by Kacen Callender

Clara Martin: The Grimoire of Grave Fates, edited by Hanna Alkaf and Margaret Owen

Polly: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

Yaretzi: The Salt Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw

Mort: All Systems Red by Martha Wells

Hector Mendoza and Jonah Duckworth: Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh

Zelda Duckworth: The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher by E.M. Anderson

Mx. Morrell: What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher

Danielle O'Hara: Pet by Akwaeke Emezi