#Ze's Audios

[ze-fanatic14]

This is my first time doing voice audio in here, also by using Audacity but I think it's safe to say that I did good. Hopefully? lmao Original art from @itsxroxannex

[welloes]

hey dreaw a zemole using your really good new high quality laptop and

this is why i hate you

[st4t1c-d1n40z]

bouncy

[audio-of-neopronouns]

(flag made by mogaifae on tumblr, now deactivated)

Audio Transcription:

This morning, ze went to the park.

I went with zer.

And ze brought zeir frisbee.

At least I think it was zers.

By the end of the day, ze started throwing the frisbee to zemself.

[deerest-me]

*puts on beret picks up cigarette holder and starts talking about differences between the TTYD remake soundtrack and the original*

[disease]

HARD-BOILED BABE LIZZY MERCIER DESCLOUX [PRESS COLOR LP+CD (FR), 1979/2003]

[vasyas-tie-clip]

The love triangle vibes here are fascinating.

(Source)

[wow-its-jester-hat]

Making a cup of tea. Yay

[amplexadversary]

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[papyrus-in-practice]

I made a short comic from an audio script written by @ze-fanatic14 on one of tehRogue's streams that I thought was funny and he did a video for it!

tehRogue's Video

[ips-northstar-official]

Gather around, girlthings, and let me tell you the story of how the Roland Rounds got their name.

Roland was a gal from Cradle, with adventure in zir heart

So ze stole a brand new Raleigh, and made to trouble start

The deal was struck on Ludra with sunlight on zir skin

So ze descended to the Pit, to purge Karrakin sins.

From sky above to mines below, they fought to smash the chains

Of those who worked to breaking for a single Baron's gain.

For long years they battled, House Ludra to their knees

They killed to fight for freedom, and the word of Tyrannocleave.

Roland the Raleigh gunner

Roland the Raleigh gunner

Zirs comrades fought besides zir, Van Owen and the rest

But of all the HORUS Lancers, Roland was the best.

So the Tilimsan decided they wanted Roland dead

That sonuvva bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Raleigh gunner (time, time, time for another peaceful war)

Cradle's greatest one (time stands still for Roland, 'til ze evens up the score)

They can still see zir headless Raleigh

Stalking through the night

In the muzzle flash of Roland's Raleigh's gun

In the muzzle flash of Roland's Raleigh's gun

Roland searched the Baronies

For the man who'd done zir in

Ze found him in Khayradin

In a baroom drinking gin

Roland aimed zir Raleigh's gun

Ze didn't say no more

But ze blew Van Owen's body

From there to the Dawnline shore

Roland the headless Raleigh gunner

Roland the headless Raleigh gunner

Roland the headless Raleigh gunner (talking about zir mech)

Roland the headless Raleigh gunner

The eternal Raleigh gunner, still wandering through the night

Now it's been some centuries, but ze still keeps up the fight

In Free Sanjack, in Dawnline's Shore, in Rash Shamra and Calliope

Creighton's worst heard the burst of Roland's Raleigh gun and bought it

[AUDIO DESCRIPTION: humming along happily]

—the Intern

[kevinsdsy]

hello big fan of ur social media au. extra big fan of-- idk if youve ever listened to the audiobooks. but they gave jean the heaviest most overdone thickest most ridiculous french accent of all time to the point of lowkey undermining the emotional tension of every scene hes in bc hes going ooouh oui oui hon hon ze boucheu's zon. (the butchers son. to neil. i died laughing its not meant ro be funny but it so is) and i like to read his bits of this au in that voice. this is the funniest thing in the world to me just thought id share 😭 👍🏻

OH NO I HAVENT LISTENED TO THE AUDIO BOOK SHSHFND BUT THAT SOUNDS SO UNSERIOUS LMAOOO i might have to check it out tho and see how they’ve interpreted his accent LMAOO

((also omg thank you!!! im glad u r liking the socmed au ily))

[theshiningdiamond]

You'll never believe who currently is drowning inspiration, energy, and has been SUCKERED BACK INTO THE UNDERTALE FANDOM!

Audio from @ze-fanatic14 and their crew! Great jobs all around y'all! Amazing work bringing to life all the submissions

Rest of Credits under the cut

Nightmare and Dream belongs to Jokublog Cross belongs to Jakei95 Horror belongs to HorrortaleComic Dust belongs to ask-dusttale Shattered belongs to galacii Ink belongs to Comyet The Rabbit Shopkeeper Design belongs to hiimtryingtounderfell

[yveltalreal]

For a little more context of what is occurring. And also because I found their conversation a little funny, BZZT! Only a little.

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Jaime: Guys, is this a bad time to admit that I’m no good at charades?

[An audible sigh can be heard from presumably Miguel.]

Flynn: I barely remember Houndspeak, I've no clue as to what he is saying...

Esper: [Quiet mumbling.] Why’s it one-handed....?

Miguel: I remember it perfectly so move aside Flynny boy.

Flynn: I–

[A sigh.] 

Flynn: Alright then.

Miguel: Okay okay. Where the fuck were you, Maple? Where did this happen?

[There is the sound of frantic movement and fabric rustling.]

Jaime: Okay so— She’s repeating signs…?

Miguel: She's saying– What? Maple, what the fuck do you mean– Why were you!?!?

Esper: [Deadpan.] I would also like to know why.

[The constant movement stops before starting again.]

Miguel: Okay uh– She's saying her and “Tree”, Aspen, were in... The Garden of Eden?

[A pause.]

Miguel: Breaking and entering to be exact.

[Maple makes a frustrated growling sound.]

Flynn: Wait– What is she saying exactly, the specific words?

Miguel: Uh, okay, the repeating sign basically means “safe place”. But she's used it in other ways before such as “heaven”. Then she says “tropical” and then “safe place” again which I assume means “paradise”? …Basically “Heaven Paradise” or “Safe Paradise”

Esper: I don't think this is Heaven, I think this is hell.

[Another pause.]

Flynn: Oh, Maple signed that that is correct.

Miguel: Awh, you do know something.

Victoria: Focus, Caldeira. Paradise. Dias means Aether Paradise.

Esper: She's nodding–

Miguel: [Confused.] Is that the, like, Science Place?

Victoria: The science place.

Jaime: Not the time, Victoria.

Miguel: I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT OKAY–

[Ze sighs.]

Miguel: Okay. Maple, what happened there?

[The clothing rustling resumes.]

Miguel: Evil Gh– Frillish. Evil Frillish

Flynn: Ah– Can we have another descriptor?

[Maple sighs.]

Miguel: Evil Hole Frillish.

Esper: Did the “Evil Hole Frillish” do something to Aspen...?

Maple: Mhmm.

[More clothes rustle.]

Miguel: Evil Hole Frillish took a Tree into a Hole… No sign of uprooting so it's definitely about Aspen.

Z: NIHILEGO. SHE MEANS FUCKING NIHILEGO. A NIHILEGO.

[Silence falls upon the group.]

Miguel: THE THING IN THE CODE!?

Maple: Yeh.

Flynn: [Panicked.] Why– Wha– Why–

Jaime: …Z. You knew... You both knew. And you just let him?

Miguel: Wait what? What? Let Aspen do what?

Flynn: Go– Go into Aether Paradise. While it may be abandoned it would… it would still be locked down iron tight.

Miguel: A... And? Why's that a problem? If they could get in they could get in???

[A pause.]

Miguel: I don't see the issue?

Jaime: The issue is that they both knew that he was putting himself in harm’s way. Miguel, there is a reason that Aether Paradise is locked down tight and this is one of the reasons why!

Z: I didn’t want him to! I really didn’t, Jaime. I had a bad feeling about all of this but I tried. I tried to make this as safe as possible, Jaime. I— I didn’t think—

Jaime: Then why didn’t you try to stop him? Why didn’t either of you try to stop him?

Z: …Jaime, he was going to try regardless of whether we helped or not.

Miguel: It sounds like it was something he needed to do. What's done is done.

Victoria: What’s done is done.

Esper: [Barely audible.] Z... What happened...?"

Z: Aspen came to me asking for help breaking into Aether a few weeks ago. I told him I didn’t like the idea, but I know he probably would have gone with or without my help. Better to have me in his corner than not. But I told him that if I was going to help, he was not allowed to go in alone. So he asked Maple.

Maple: Yeh.

Flynn: And what happened in Aether?

Z: Well— Well we went through, like… Okay so I need to emphasize that there was a lot of planning involved and we mapped out an entire exploration path, alright? We had a whole thing planned out. Wait ‘till the cover of night, fly in on Decibel and Grampy, follow the path so I can disable the alarms and loop cameras, get what we needed, and get the fuck out. That was the plan.

So Aspen and Maple walked into Aether— I watched remotely through a camera— and everything was going according to plan. We were following the path. We got what we needed. We were about to leave. And then Aspen asked if we could double back for one more thing. And like… things had been going okay so far so… I told him to make it quick. So we doubled back to I— we started getting readings of dimensional instability. Tami started screaming. Something was wrong. We took this as our sign to get the fuck out of there. We were trying to leave, Jaime.

But then— fucking— god. Fuck. I thought that if… if we took precautions and we planned shit out… I thought maybe that we could…”

I don’t know why I thought I could stop anything bad from happening…

Miguel: Okay that's. A lot. That I am relatively confused on... But I think I get the gist.

Esper: ...Shite.

Flynn: We– We should call the authorities? Right...?

Miguel: Ha ha, closest I'm doing to that is calling Maple's mom.

[Maple makes a quiet "Weh?" noise.]

Z: Flynn, they’re gonna take forever to get here and even longer to figure out what to do.

Flynn: Well what the hell else are we meant to do? The sooner we call them the sooner they can do something. It's not we can go in after him–"

[Miguel starts laughing.]

Miguel: Or we couuullldddd!

[There was a pause.]

Jaime: Z, would it be possible to force open an Ultra Wormhole.

Flynn: [Incredulous.] We cannot go into Ultra Space.

Esper: ...I …I want to hear Z's answer.

Z: Well based on the files I found on the Aether Terminal, we’d kinda need to beat the shit out of a Cosmog or get a Solgaleo or a Lunala or—“

[Z stopped herself.]

Z: Wait.

[There was a pause.]

Z: Theoretically… If… If we…

[Silence.]

Z: Chat we fucking might.

Miguel: FUCK YEAH!!!