#Zamana

[shayaranasafar]

Ghazal | Urdu Poetry Collaboration

Aaina dhundhlaa gaya hai, aks bhi murjhaa gaya hai.

Be-khauf jeene vaala aaj, lakiiron se dar saa gaya hai.

Pyaar kii kiimat jaanne vaala, dosti kii yaarii bhulaa gaya hai.

Suurat, paise ke piiche bhaag mat, yaad to karm hii rakhaa gaya hai.

© Aks Akshita Aks

AND

Vo zamaanaa jiskii talaash thi, use aaj phir dekhaa gaya hai.

Mera aks jismein tha kabhi, vo aaina ab dhundhlaa gaya hai.

Vaqt kii tez raftaar mein, vo khat bhi udd saa gaya hai.

Chali gam kii jaise hii aandhiyaan, vo diyaa bhi ab bujh saa gaya hai.

© Ashraf Ansari

[kayipgunce]

Tutmaya çalıştığım fakat ipleri ellerimi kanatan zamana şöyle bi bakayım dedim de :/

[villasrabrospictures]

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[rightnouveau]

Joe Biden vs. the Zamana Rainforest: Climate-drama hints at Post-presidential Shamanaic Lifepath?

Nov 20, 2024

In a world where the news cycle spins faster than a neocon's moral compass, we find ourselves once again captivated by the latest spectacle from the global political circus.

This time, our attention is drawn to the lush, verdant stage of the Amazon rainforest, where none other than President Joe Biden himself has decided to make a grand exit – quite literally.

In a story that combines climate action, political theater, and unintentional comedy, President Joe Biden recently made history as the first sitting U.S. president to visit the Amazon rainforest. Or, as Biden himself hilariously dubbed it, the "Zamana Rainforest." This gaffe, while meme-worthy, is just the appetizer for a larger banquet of media spectacle, policy announcements, and some head-scratching moments.

The Zamana Rainforest Incident

Let's start with the elephant in the room, or should I say, the sloth in the jungle. In a moment that would make even the most seasoned comedians jealous, President Biden graced us with a linguistic gem by referring to the Amazon as the "Zamana Rainforest"[1]. One can't help but wonder if this was a Freudian slip revealing a secret eco-resort for world leaders or simply a testament to the challenges of global geography, and pronouncing hard words.

Biden’s trip was steeped in eco-friendly messaging, with helicopter rides over the deforested terrain and solemn discussions with Indigenous leaders. The President pledged an additional $50 million to Brazil's Zamana Fund (Amazon Fund), showcasing the U.S.’s commitment to combating deforestation. However, critics noted this sum barely scratches the surface of the $500 million Biden promised last year, making the effort feel more symbolic than substantial. I'm not complaining—just saying.

The rainforest, often called the "lungs of the Earth," has lost vast areas due to deforestation, droughts, and fires. Biden’s visit included stops at wildlife refuges and a biodiversity museum, lending an air of earnestness to his climate legacy. Yet, one can’t help but ask: is this about saving the planet, or just staging a dramatic farewell tour?

The G20 Shuffle

While Biden was busy playing hide-and-seek with the press in Peru and Brazil, the G20 summit in Rio de Janeiro was unfolding like a soap opera. World leaders, realizing they might be seeing the last of Biden on the international stage, engaged in a flurry of backslapping and hugging that would put a high school reunion to shame.

Sandwiched between the Asia-Pacific Economic Forum in Peru and the G20 summit in Brazil, the trip was as much about geopolitics as it was about greenery, or even accidental shamanism (more about US Presidential accidental shamanism later). Biden's speeches emphasized the Amazon’s role in global climate stability, but his administration’s track record is a tranny hot mess. While the racket funding clean energy has surged, the U.S. remains lagging behind Europe in climate committment—the math isn't mathing. Moreover, with Donald Trump’s climate-skeptical policies set to restore US economic dominance, some observers wonder if these Biden gestures are simply preemptive feather fluffing—maybe even damage control against criticism from Biden's own base asking, "where's the spending?!."

What’s more, the timing is suspicious. Biden’s trip conveniently coincides with rising domestic issues and global unrest. Could this rainforest escapade be a lushly green smokescreen for something bigger? From inflation worries to international tensions, what are we not supposed to notice right now?

The Bigger Picture

Now, as we chuckle at these antics, let's put on our skeptic's hat for a moment. What if this entire Amazonian adventure is nothing more than an elaborate distraction? While we're busy debating whether Biden has been adopted by a tribe of eco-warriors or is simply lost in the woods, what global machinations are unfolding behind the scenes?

Ukraine and ATACMS

Curiously, amidst all this Zamanian rainforest drama, the U.S. quietly allowed Ukraine to fire long-range ATACMS missiles into Russian territory[1]. One might argue that's a slightly more pressing matter than watching a president play Tarzan, but hey, who are we to judge?

The Nuclear Doctrine Shift

Meanwhile, as if in response to a game of geopolitical chess that we're not privy to, Russia casually announced a revision to its nuclear doctrine, lowering the threshold for nuclear weapon use[1]. But sure, let's keep our eyes on the prize – Biden's nature walk.

The Media Circus

It's almost comical how the media latches onto these moments, isn't it? While the world teeters on the brink of various crises, we're treated to endless replays of a president disappearing into the greenery. It's as if the fourth estate has collectively decided that investigative journalism is less important than capturing the perfect meme-worthy moment.

The Vanishing Act

And now for the pièce de résistance: after wrapping up his visit, Biden was reportedly spotted wandering deeper into the rainforest than planned. The internet is already having a field day imagining him as the accidental shaman of an undiscovered tribe. Did he find himself a new career path?

Picture this: Biden, having just pontificated on the perils of deforestation, turns his back on the cameras and ambles off into the dense foliage. One can almost hear David Attenborough narrating, "Here we see the rare American President, venturing into uncharted territory, perhaps in search of that elusive bipartisan agreement." Or is he just Biden taking his “build back better” mantra a little too literally by personally rebuilding the rainforest?

Conclusion: The Lost President

As we wrap up this whirlwind tour of Biden's excellent adventure, one can't help but wonder: Is he still out there? Has he found a new calling as a shaman for a remote Amazonian tribe? Is he engaged in deep philosophical discussions with a particularly wise toucan?

Whatever the case, one thing is clear – in the grand theater of global politics, sometimes the most memorable acts are the ones that go off-script. So here's to you, Mr. President, may your wanderings be fruitful, and may you always find your way back to your handler, Dr. Jill – eventually.

While Biden’s climate efforts have heart, the execution leaves room for critique—and parody. As the media churns out glowing headlines about his “historic” visit, we’re left to wonder whether this trip was a genuine effort to tackle climate issues or just another expertly crafted distraction.

Either way, if Biden emerges from the Zamana (oops, Amazon) wearing a headdress and clutching a staff, you heard it here first.

Citations: [1] https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/story-behind-joe-bidens-viral-fade-out-into-amazon-rainforest-7062059

References:

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/ckg7x15jg28o

https://apnews.com/article/biden-amazon-peru-g20-3cc827382d1e3c32865a14616ddfe467

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/17/politics/biden-amazon-rainforest-visit-brazil/index.html

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/story-behind-joe-bidens-viral-fade-out-into-amazon-rainforest-7062059

https://youtu.be/-xpH2-QoNhQ?si=hRwgqpjHztvPYK2t

[olympicjournal]

Breaking: President Biden Renames Amazon Rainforest to 'Zamana' After Astral Epiphany

In an unexpected twist at the heart of President Joe Biden's Amazon visit, the Commander-in-Chief has reportedly decreed a new official name for the world's largest rainforest: "The Zamana Rainforest."

Delivered with the gravitas of a world leader inspired by cosmic forces, Biden’s announcement caught global leaders at the concurrent G20 Summit completely off guard.

Sources close to the President claim the name "Zamana" came to him during a profound astral download—yes, you read that correctly—while he meditated in his Manaus hotel room the previous evening. “It’s like the rainforest whispered it to me,” Biden allegedly told aides, adding that he now feels a spiritual kinship with the jungle.

The renaming declaration came as Biden toured the lush canopy by helicopter, accompanied by Indigenous leaders, Nobel-winning scientists, and his trusty teleprompter. He emphasized the rainforest's critical role in global climate balance, but his impromptu rebranding speech seemed to throw the White House press pool into chaos. “Zamana!” he exclaimed, arms outstretched, as if channeling the spirits of the forest.

The Cosmic Shaman Presidency?

Reports suggest Biden might be taking his newfound connection to the Amazon—or Zamana—a step further. Eyewitnesses claim he mused about staying behind after the G20 Summit to undergo “shamanic training” with local tribes. “Joe Biden, Shaman of Zamana” has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? If true, this pivot could mark a new phase in Biden’s legacy as both a climate champion and an unconventional spiritual leader.

While pundits debate the legitimacy of his astral experience, one thing is certain: the world’s cartographers are in for an existential crisis. Geopolitical analysts are equally baffled. "This renaming could be a masterstroke of soft diplomacy—or just Joe being Joe," mused one Brazilian official under anonymity.

With the President potentially remaining lost in Zamana for his shamanic journey, one question looms large: is Biden returning to the U.S., or has he already appointed himself Keeper of the Sacred Rainforest? Only time—and the astral plane—will tell.

[ozgur-ce]

Güzel şeylerden konuşsak mı artık,

Mesela mevsimin sonbahar oluşundan, Aylardan da Kasım ya hani;

Buram buram sevgi kokan..

Şarkılardan mı konuşsak biraz?

Türkülerden veya nağmesi aşk, ezgisi huzur olan,

En çok turuncu, sarı renklerden mi konuşsak 🍁🍂🍁🍂

Uçsuz bucaksız hayallerimizi en sevdiğimize boyasak 🧡💛

Dursak mı biraz,

Durulsak mı veya durduğumuz yerden, izlesek mi hayatı yeniden..

Daha mı çok gülsek artık 🥰

Biraz fazla ağladık, gam bitmez biliyorum, kederde tükenmez amma;

Umudumuz hep bâki , inancımız tam değil mi?

🧡💛

[maintohthakgayibhaishaab]

my mom's advice for my friend's bday gift #1 uska photo lagva de cup pe

[aashufta-sar]

Urdu is just too soothing, sounds beautifully attractive and is unreasonably romantic no because the shayar (and ghazal singer) be talking about heartbreak, separation and death and a person like me will find comfort in each and every line. (I am listening to Attaullah sahb's Idhar zindagi ka janaza uthega on repeat)

[yakazakalb]

İnsan hep yaşamadığı zamana hasret.

[defnekalbim96]

eaciyim oylesine söz cozmustum 15k gelmis bir sey yazilir mi bununla? senin aklinda ne var?

Ben gastronomi okul öncesi özel eğitim ve görsel iletisim tasarımı arasında gidip geliyorum eğer mantıklı bir secim yapacaksam özel eğitim veya okul öncesi yazacağım sende bunlara bakabilirsin bircok yer geliyor

[yorgunherakles]

hayata uyma yeteneğimin sırrı mı? gömlek değiştirir gibi umutsuzluk değiştirdim.

emil cioran - zamana düşüş

[mesut-sems]

Başına ne gelirse gelsin, karamsarlığa kapılma.

Bütün kapılar kapansa bile

sonunda “O” kimsenin bilmediği patikalar açar.

Sen şu an göremesen de,

dar geçitler ardında nice cennet bahçeleri var.

Şükret ! İstediğini elde edince şükretmek kolaydır.

Sufi; dilediği gerçekleşmediğinde de şükredebilendir.

~ Tebrizli Şems ~

[yildizlarinsonsuzlugukadar]

Kül olur kalbindeki zamanla

1510

[nemo07]

[japonkirazi]

111de uyanınca aklım otomatik olarak bu saatten sonra ders çalışılmaza kayıyor ama bu sefer yemicem bu palavraları. kalbimi dinlemiyordum artık aklımı da dinlemiyorum hadi bakalım nolacak

[saanjhghafa]

Yahan sache dost itni mushkil se mil rahe hain aur tum sache pyaar ki baat kar rahe ho