#Zabuza smut

[dark-konohagakure2]

May I request Rogue Zabuza defeating a female Hunter-nin that's been chasing on his and Haku's heels for a while and he decides to make an example of her? Ties her and fucks her against his sword among other things, maybe even uses a water clone to double stuff her.

tw: noncon, clone sex, double penetration, full nelson, exhibitionism, blade play, kidnapping, size difference, degradation, bondage, tummy bulge

All characters depicted are 18+

Zabuza and Haku are more than experienced with dispatching any bounty hunters that might be after them, the duo deals with hunter nins in the same way one would swat a buzzing fly away. However when one hunter kunoichi catches Zabuza on a day when he's in a particular foul mood, the Demon decides that a lesson is in order.

Zabuza doesn't like it when weak little ladies try to stand up to big strong men such as himself, so he takes it upon himself to put her in her place. He'll order Haku to tie her up tightly, and once she's bound and unable to escape, that's when Zabuza will commence the lesson.

Zabuza will hold his giant Executioner's Blade up to her, the circular cutout around neck, mere inches away from cutting her neck as he tears her clothes right off, making sure his protege gets a good eyeful of the woman's pussy before he rams his cock into her, tummy bulging with the shape of his thick member.

Zabuza's cock will be roughly hammering into her smaller form, letting Haku watch Zabuza destroy the hunter with his cock, making it clear that is main goal isn't pleasure, it's humiliation and dominance over this foolish shinobi who thought she'd have a chance in hell at taking down Zabuza Momochi.

"Watch closely, boy. This is how we deal with pesky hunters, but you already know that... I'll leave this one even more messed up than the last one..."

After he cums inside of her and he sees that there is still some fight left in here, Zabuza decides to up the ante. Forming the necessary hand signs, Zabuza summons a water clone, one that's sturdy enough to withstand a very tight squeeze, before easily lifting her up from behind, looping his muscular arms underneath her legs, lifting her up as both he and his clone rub their hard cocks against her already used pussy.

Just one Zabuza is enough to completely dominate and overwhelm anyone, but two Zabuzas pounding her at once is a mind shattering experience, having two of him to inside of her with their fat cocks bullying her untouched womb and stretching out her delicate walls around the two members relentlessly thrusting in and out of her sloppy pussy.

Zabuza will snidely praise her as he pounds into her, telling her that the hunters he's humiliated in the past couldn't take one of him without passing out, let alone two, but she's taking it like a champ, he didn't know that the Hidden Mist had been raising so many talented sluts when he was away, it's truly pitiful how the kunoichi of his village are more skilled at taking dick than they are at taking hits.

Once she's been thoroughly used and fucked out to Zabuza's liking, he decides to be generous and give her a brand new career path, being his own personal sex toy and stress relief, and it's a job with a terrible salary; a nonexistent one at that.

"You really should have reconsidered your method of earning pay, bitch. Because now you've got yourself a brand new job that doesn't pay a cent; being our own personal cumdump."

Being on the run as a rouge ninja is a pretty stressful lifestyle, but fate seems to be on the duo's side that day, because now Zabuza has his very own slutty stress toy to play with in anyway he sees fit.

[or0ch1maru]

Who in the akatsuki would have a daddy/mommy kink?

Who would be turned off by it?

Who wouldn't mind it but likes it because you enjoy it?

who would absolutely go feral the minute you address them by that?

Hiiiii bby ^.^ this definitely got me thinkin’ let’s get into it🫶🏻

-for starters, I don’t think any of them would be turned off by it, some would just be curious about it, not really understanding the concept behind it

18+, minors, and ageless blogs DNI. Mommy/daddy kinks, short blurbs about rough sex or sexual situations. Konan is wlw so mentions of straps/tribbing. Uses they/them for orochimaru

-Hidan would have you bent over the nearest surface the second the word fell past your lips. Even if that means having your face mushed into the grass mid mission. He’d also be very vocal about it. “Who’s daddy’s slut hm? Or “be daddy’s good girl and ride my cock.”

-Kakuzu would be just like Hidan but less vocal about it. He’d give you a knowing glance at first, taking in the way your soft lips parted as you said the word before pushing your knees to your chest. Thrusting into you at a cruel pace. You may get a “didn’t know daddy’s girl was so dirty”

-Konan I personally believe wouldn’t mind being called either(I don’t see her using the names on anyone though) it just depends on her mood. If she’s feeling softer and just wants your legs to be intertwined as your cunts grind against each other she’d love nothing more than to hear mommy fall from your lips in a chant. “Aww, you’re being so good for mommy.” Now, if she’s stressed and needs to fuck her frustrations out, she’d have your face pressed against the mattress in prone bone “speak up angel, daddy can’t hear you”

-Obito’s possession kink and obsession over you would just double, no, triple if you called him daddy. He’d make sure to fuck a baby into you that same night, even if that means round after round. Your cunt taking all that he’s giving you. Uchiha’s love the hardest, and I sense they show that best through physical touch and sex. So don’t be surprised by your third orgasm of the night your lovers mouth whispering “you’re taking daddy’s cock so well, so stretched ‘n full. You’re makin’ daddy feel so good baby” into your ear.

-just like Obito, Itachi would go a little crazy. He wouldn’t be rough about it, no. Our sweet boy would have you spread out before him, your hands pulling and tugging on his hair as he licks and laps at your cunt. Sucking on your clit as two of his fingers pump in and out of you, curling right where you need him too. “Louder baby, let daddy know how good he’s making you feel. Good girl.”

-Kisame would be similar to Hidan and Itachi. Yes he has moments where he’s rough, forcing both cocks into your tight hole, your nails digging into any skin or muscle you can grab onto. He’d start off rough, leaving bite marks and hickeys all over your neck and collar bones but when that specific word reaches his ears. He slows. “Hm? Daddy huh?” He reply’s cooly, hitting you with that smug smirk you love so much. “Let’s see how much daddy’s girl can take.”

-and lastly Juzo. I can see him being cruel with it, of course he has his soft side but when Juzo has sex, he fucks and fucks hard. You’d think he hates you when he rearranges your guts. “Daddy’s got such a whore, never knew she was so fuckin’ filthy.” He taunts, leaning forward, planting a rough bite into your neck as he takes you from behind. “That’s it, just like that girl. Daddy fuckin’ loves you.”

-deidara and Sasori would be on the curious side. I feel that our explosive blonde would definitely try it out and it comes naturally to him. If it wasn’t for you, he never would have discovered this kink. “Daddy’s got such a pretty little slut hmph. Gorgeous girl.” As for Sasori, he still can’t fully grasp it. I believe he’d only use it when he’s had a bad day and needs to get his anger out, using his favorite toy. You. Like Juzo, I feel like he’d be cruel about it and only uses it when he feels like it. “Daddy’s trained you better than this, take it. To the hilt, atta girl.” He groans as he forces himself down your throat.

-orochimaru is highly experienced, just like the zombie combo. They have tried out many kinks, toys, the whole works. They’ve heard of the daddy kink but never saw themself being the one to participate. Orochimaru doesn’t discriminate. So the day you ask to try it out, they don’t say no. In fact, Maru, encourages you. Goes a bit rougher than usual. Their three fingers in, stretching your hole to be able to take them. Making room for their tongue. “So stretched, can’t wait to feel my tongue stretch you lovie. Need you to cum on daddy’s tongue. Know you can do it.”

-Zetsu is a mix. White Zetsu would think it’s unusual, “humans and their weird names” is probably the first thing he’d think of but it wouldn’t be until black Zetsu uses it during sex that white Zetsu truly enjoys it. At least realizing he enjoys it. Seeing his princess’ fucked out expression as both cocks fill your little holes. Eyes glossed over and pink flushed cheeks that white Zetsu says “fuck princess, gonna’ make a mess outta daddy. Look at you.”

Extra:

Zabuza has you in doggy, this session already being rough, messy, and sloppy. Shoving your legs farther apart, deepening your arch. Only to lose his resolve when that one words slips outta you. His pace quickens, pulling you up onto all fours, one hand wrapping around your throat while the other slides two fingers into your mouth. Drool covering his entire hand with how sloppy you both are. “Fuckin’ brat, you just love pissin’ daddy off don’t you? Gotta fuck the attitude outta you.”

[kurokawaia]

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Hatake Kakashi X Fem!Reader

WC; 3.3k+ | !MDNI! | TW/CW :: x fem!reader, husband!kakashi, wife!reader, pregnant!reader, reader is 3 months pregnant, pregnancy, shy!reader (you get flustered easy, and timid) smut, nsfw, piv, oral -> female receiving, missionary, praise, handjob, slight? begging, pet names 'baby' 'dear' 'love' , fluffy at the end+ more

⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝑅𝐸𝒬𝒰𝐸𝒮𝒯 :: (filled request) Please write more about kakashi😭 I love him so much I need him inside me😭 will you write for him pretty please? maybe something like, hes back from mission and his pregnant wife (third month of pregnancy maybe!) is so needy for him, but shes shy, all red and blushing mess around him - ANON

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Kakashi was back from a mission, and if his students were anything, they were definitely tiring. Sasuke and Naruto's banters were not for the weak. He hoped that he was blessed with a kind kid, preferably one that was a perfect mix of himself and you. 

He had been gone for a week or so, off in a faraway village. So tired from the fight with Zabuza and Haku. The only thing he was looking forward to was sleep and his pretty, pregnant wife. 

As he entered the house, it was unexpectedly quiet. He was expecting your humming voice or your excited squeal as you ran over to him. But, he was met with nothing. Although, it was quite late, just past nine o'clock, he knew that being pregnant had taken a toll on you, being away for a week without him probably didn't make it any better.

Kakashi slid open the door to their bedroom, the sight before him immediately softening his heart and a soft smile rising beneath his mask. You were curled up on the bed, propped against pillows with a book in hand, though your eyes kept drifting shut every few moments. 

Beneath the blanket, he could he the soft curve of your stomach, the baby bump getting near the fourth month, getting bigger, slowly. His smile was so gentle as he gazed at you, ever since you got pregnant, he has just been falling more and more in love with you. 

Your head jerked up as you noticed him, startled but quickly breaking into a wide smile. "Kakashi!" you breathed, setting the book aside.

"Hey, love," he greeted in a low tone, the one that always made your heart skip a beat. He walked over, sitting on the edge of the bed, placing his hand on your small bump. "Miss me?" he asked you while rubbing his hand over the bump.

You felt your cheeks burn, already flustered just from his presence. Being pregnant had made your emotions run wild, but more than that, you found yourself craving Kakashi's touch more than ever. The way his hand rested gently on your belly made something flutter inside you, and it wasn't just the baby.

"I—of course I did," you replied, a bit breathless, your voice smaller than usual.

Kakashi tilted his head slightly, eyes scanning your flushed face. "You sure? You look a little... warm."

Your blush deepened. "I'm just... glad you're back," you mumbled, avoiding his gaze. 

The truth was, you'd been waiting for him anxiously, needing his presence, his touch. But you were too shy to outright say how much you wanted him.

Kakashi's thumb rubbed slow circles over your belly, his dark eyes softening as he took you in. "I missed you, too," he murmured, leaning closer until you could feel his breath on your cheek. "And...?"

You squirmed slightly, biting your lower lip. His proximity was driving you crazy. You'd always been a bit shy around Kakashi, even after being married for a while, but now, with the pregnancy and your hormones out of control, it was even worse.

He moved closer still, one hand slipping behind your back, pulling you toward him as his lips ghosted over your ear. "Tell me what you need, love," he whispered, voice low, he knew just how to tease you. 

You practically melted, hiding your face against his chest. "I... I just missed you. So much," you admitted, your voice smal, voice muffled against his chest.

Kakashi chuckled softly, stroking your back. "Is that all?"

You whimpered softly, shaking your head. "No... I—I just... I need you," you finally whispered, your voice barely audible as you clutched his black shirt tightly, embarrassed by how needy you sounded.

Kakashi's Adams apple bobbed. Fuck. He just got back. You make him crazy, that's for sure. 

He'd sensed your shyness, your hesitancy (It was obvious though), but now that you'd said it, he couldn't hold back. He pulled back slightly to look at you, lifting your chin with a gentle finger so your eyes met his. The way your face was flushed and your eyes were hazy with desire... he wants to take you there and now.

"You're so cute when you're shy," he murmured, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear before pressing his lips softly against yours. The kiss was tender at first, but as you sighed into him, it grew deeper, more intense.

You whimpered into the kiss, hands gripping his shoulders tightly, needing more, needing him. Kakashi's hands trailed down your back, hands gripping at your hips and the nape of your neck, angling your head, while his lips moved against yours, slowly, letting you set the pace.

When he finally pulled away, he rested his forehead against yours, his breath slightly ragged. "I'm here now," he said softly, his thumb tracing the curve of your cheek. "Whatever you need, I'm not going anywhere."

You buried your face in his chest again, feeling the warmth of his body against yours, and whispered, "I love you."

"I love you, too," he murmured, holding you close, letting you take all the time you needed. "Though, love, I need to take a shower first, wouldn't wanna cause any problems."

You pull your head from his chest, lips par5ted, a devastated expression plastered on your face.  "What?" you say, a pout forming on your lips. "I have to wait."

Kakashi places kisses all over your face before speaking up, "I'm sorry, dear. I won't be long." 

His head moved down, breath tickling the skin below your ear, then the skin between, your neck and collar bone, trailing kisses down, slowly, as heavy breaths fell past your lips. 

"Don't do that," you breathe, your sentence interrupted by the stutters in your breath.

"Do what, dear?" 

"Tease me," you whimpered quietly. "Then go have a shower and leave me here waiting for you, that's torture, baby."

God, Kakashi can't get enough of you.

"I'll be back," Kakashi abruptly said, and you saw the smirk on his lips as he quickly up and left for the bathroom. 

"He's so mean to me sometimes," you huff, knowing that you're going to have to wait.

And so you waited, a long and agonizing five minutes, and you did nothing to quench the heat growing between your thighs. You knew that if you would try to sort out the throbbing, you wouldn't be able to finish. Your fingers have been rendered useless ever since Kakashi and you first had sex, and it pissed you off. 

The door slid open and you eagerly sat up and were met with the most heavenly sight you've seen after being deprived for a week. Kakashi is in a towel with beads of water over the top of his chest, his defined abs, and his white happy trail. You came to a singular conclusion, which was that you needed him so badly, you need him. 

Your cheeks burned red when Kakashi swiftly approached you, cupping your face immediately and kissing your lips. His hands move to cup the nape of your neck, the other slipping on your waist. You whimper into his mouth as his tongue pries your lips open, your hands trembling as they grab onto his shoulders.

Kakashi was unbelievably hard, the bulge was so prominent under the towel, and the friction wasn't doing him any better as he moaned into your mouth. He missed you so much, the way you tase, how you feel, how you depended on him so much for such trivial things. He wants to make you feel so good. 

"You needed me so bad, didn't you, love?" he moans agasint your lips and all you can do is moan, whimper in reply as you nod your head. "I'm here now, baby."

The towel slipped off Kakashi's waist, hitting the wood floors. He slowly moved to lean over you, the two of you now laying on the bed, Kakashi being on top of you, pinning your hands by the sides of your head, fingers intertwined while you arched your back slightly. 

Tingles were getting sent all throughout your body from the kiss, he was being so gentle yet deep. The breath was stolen from your lungs every time he moaned into your moan, and you had the same effect on him, he was restraining himself from pouncing on to you.

The heartbeat in your pussy was so heavy, so prominent as Kakashi deepens the kiss per second, you were afraid that if his t high were to take place against your cunt, he would feel how needy you are, how much you need him to pleasure you. 

And he did exactly what you were hoping for him to not do, and that was to shift his legs, which now, one of them was placed in between your own, pressed against your throbbing heat. A hopeless moan falls past your lips and Kakashi smirks into the kiss. 

"I can feel you, baby," he groans agasint your mouth.

In response, you drag one of your hands down his chest, slowly, feeling every ridge of his chest and abs, of course, Kakashi moans heavily into your mouth. He loved how you touched his body despite the scars that were littered over his pale skin. 

"N-Need you so bad, love," you stutter, your hand dragging across his happy trail, and you could feel his abs flexing agasint your arm before you teased the tip of his erect cock, a moan emitting loudly from him. 

"I know, I know, baby," he replies, pulling his lips from yours before diving into your neck, kissing and sucking your flesh while you slowly pumped his cock, smearing the precum around his tip before moving your hand down his length once more. 

His kisses moved lower, and lower until he was no longer in reach of your hand to his dick and you huffed in disappointment. However, your disappointment vanished when your eyes widened in pleasure when he pried your thighs open wider and gave sucks to your inner thighs before kissing closer to your cunt. 

A kiss to your clit was all that was needed for your hands to entangle with Kakashi's hair. "Kakashi!" you moan, thighs immediately tightening around his head, your legs over his shoulders.

A moan vibrates from Kakashi's mouth, straight into your clit and a whine emits from your lips. "P-Please," you beg quietly. "M-More."

"Mmmmm," he hums against your clit as he moved his mouth from your entrance, the vibrations causing you to gasp out in pleasure.

Arching your back, your cunt only pressed further into Kakashi's face, you just wanted to have your release, you body was aching, aching so much. You could see stars every time he curls his fingers into your sweet spot.

"Kakashi," you whine subtly, you want him inside you so badly.

"I know, baby," Kakashi speaks against your folds, nose bumping against your clit, "Gotta make sure you're all prepped for me, you haven't had me in a while."

"M'know... but please, wanna...." you quietly trail off, embarrassed to say any more.

Kakashi licks a long strip up your cunt, fingers slowly pumping in and out your silky walls. "What, baby? what do you want?" he hums, teasing you, knowing how shy you are and how embarrassed you get.

Every stripe of his tongue on your clit made your body shudder, so much so that you felt as if you were doing to pass out. "Cum, I wanna so bad," you whimper, tears filling your lash line. "Need you... i-in me."

"Alright," Kakashi replies. "Got to give my wife what she needs."

"Please," you say, your whimpers getting louder when he speeds up the pace of his fingers and tongue. 

"Kakashi," you moan out. "Feels so good."

Once more, Kakashi's nose brushes up against your delicate clit, and your grip on his hair tightened. A satisfied sigh seeps through him into your folds as a mewl from your full lips. As he sucked your clit between his lips and flicked your sensitive bud with his tongue, Kakashi was eagerly moving his head in motion to get a full dive into your cunt.

His tongue climbs up from your wet hole to your clit while you let out a moan. Your thighs tighten around his head as a result of his advances, and as you grind down on his face, a moan echoes through your clit.

Your lips were filled with chants of his name, and he relished every moment of it. Kakashi's two fingers inside your cunt began to move once more, you eyes widened, your back further arched into his face, thighs clenching tighter around your head.

"Kakashi, f-feels s' good," you moan, tears spilling past your lash line, he was making you feel so good.

His finger pressed up against that soft spot inside your walls.

"Taking it so well, you're so good f'me," Kakashi moans against you, refusing to rut his hips into the futon, this was your pleasure, not his own, for now. 

A moan arouses from you and your hips grind themselves onto his face. He let you for once have some sort of control over the situation, and he decided that if you came quicker he'll let you do it more often. "That's it," he praised.

You cry his name through broken letters, and he moves more quickly and needily, and the one hold he had on your leg tightens. Your fingers encircled his locks to prevent him from moving and force him to breathe more deeply into your folds as your tummy coil tightened.

The grunts just served to tip you over the brink, and when he pressed his tongue firmly against your clit, you let out a low-pitched scream. Your stomach coil parted, drenching his face in your cum.

With your soaked pussy flowing out from your swollen folds, he carefully withdrew his fingers. You softly mewl in overstimulation and plant a kiss on your clit before lifting his head from your thighs. 

Embarrassed, you cover your face with your hand. "Baby, why are you hiding?" Kakashi hums, pulling your hand from your face and you immediately close your eyes tightly shut, he chuckles. "You're acting like we haven't been together for years."

"C'mon, open your eyes for me," Kakashi asks gently and you do so, his clean hand moving to cradle your face. "There's my pretty wife."

There goes your somewhat composed exterior, now your cheeks flushed an even deeper red. "Hello," you whispered.

A soft laugh leaves his mouth. "You're cute, love. Let's get you cleaned up, yeah?"

Kakashi moves off the bed, thinking that you would be too tired to engage in more, he has a hand, he can deal with his own pleasure for now. Just as he was about to pick you up from the bed, you stoped him from doing so, holding his shoulders so he wouldn't move any closer. He frowns in confusion, his mind racing to wonder if you are okay or not. 

"W-Wait," you murmur.

"Yes, dear? What's wrong?" he asks, worried, of course. 

"I want... more," you continue and his eyes widen.

"Are you sure?" Kakashi replies, he was borderline shocked, you were almost never this forward.

You nod your head, lifting your head to meet his dark eyes, "Please," you beg.

"What type of husband would I be to deny you," he says into your ear, pushing your back down to the bed, making sure to be careful with your body, not wanting to cause you discomfort, you and the baby. "I'll be gentle, love."

And just like that, he holds the base of his cock, angling his tip towards your entrance. He continues to push further into you making your eyebrows furrow together in pain but the pleasure is still overwhelming your senses making tears prick at your eyes.

"Oh, you feel so good," Kakashi moan into your neck. "You're so perfect."

"You feel so good," you moan. The feeling of pure ecstasy of him fully entered you.

you feel his dick scraping across your plush walls in all the right places as he slowly exited your cunt, but not fully. Our moans and whimpers get swallowed by each other. you feel his thrusts speed up and you moan in response, your walls clenching around him causing the grip Kakashi held on your thigh and waist to tighten.

The coil in your stomach getting tighter and your moans slightly became higher. Kakashi continued to groan into your neck after he pulled away from the heated kiss.

"You make- me feel so goo- d," you say moaning throughout your sentence, "Feels so good-"

"I'm close-," He groans.

"Me too," you choke out.

you felt the coil in your stomach snap as your back arched painfully into Kakashi's bare chest causing Kakashi to groan and his arms to wrap tightly around you. After a few more pumps Kakashi came, filling your cunt with cum, letting a few more rolls of his hips into you to help ride out both our highs before he pulled out slowly, making sure not to hurt you.

He walked over to the bathroom with a warm, damp wash cloth to clean you up and after he did so, you did the same. "You're quiet," he murmured.

The sound of his voice on its own made you blush deeply causing your cheeks to burn even further. You bit the bottom lip and pushed your face deeper into his chest and hoped he didn't get to see just how much you were embarrassed as you said, “I-I'm fine.” His hand moved to your chin, softly holding it in place and lifting your face, none of you had a choice but to gaze at each other. "You sure?" He asked. "You sound incredibly..shy." You swallowed, finding it hard to speak as you had a dry throat. "I-" A pause was needed. "I’m just trying to find the words.". Kakashi chuckled softly, the pads of his thumb caressing your red cheek. "You're so adorable when you behave this way," He murmured playfully. “Don't say that,” you uttered, peering at him just to redirect your gaze back to near the wall. He moved closer to you, his lips brushed against the side of your forehead gently. "Why do you act like this, hm?” he questioned. “Tell me everything.” It kept running faster and faster in your chest which made your skin to start to tingle under his fingers. "I just… I don’t know," your voice barely audible. "I can't even. Engage in communication. I just. I get ... It is always hard to Me. To hide my face even in this stupid situation. I don’t get it." "Even now?" He raised his voice, one of them moving aside a lock of your hair away from your face. "After all these years?" You were too eager in answering, "I really couldn't help it," pressed your face into his chest, trying to get at least some distance. "You never have to conceal from me," he told, planting another gentle kiss on the top of your head, "Actually, I don't think you should. There is nothing wrong with that." His head raises your chin up for another kiss down your lips. He hesitates for a second, looking into your eyes with a gentle smile. "It’s just that… I love you so much," you finally find the courage to reply. "And your really handsome, so of course, you make me nervous."

Kakashi's grin softened into a gentle smile as he pulled you closer to his chest, leaning his forehead against yours. "I love you too," he whispered. "And thank you, baby. You're beautiful."

Kakashi’s hand slowly began tracing your belly, thumb travelling across a small area repeatedly. He was so gentle that it amazed you once more, your heart racing a little. Taking a small break, he whispered softly – as he always did, sweet. “I still can’t believe that there is a little something inside,” he said so softly, glaring down at your torso.

“It feels... surreal sometimes,” you whispered.

“I know it’s a little overwhelming,” he said, “but I want you to know that I’ll be here. Every step of the way.”

You nodded, swallowing the lump in your throat as you tried to find your voice. “It’s just... a lot to think about,” you whispered. “But I’m happy. So happy.”

Kakashi smiled, leaning down to press a soft kiss to your forehead. “I know,” he whispered against your skin. “I feel the same way.”

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[twomiddlefingersforthehaters]

Kishimoto was always aware of what he was writing, and everything in manga is intentional, not accidental.

When Naruto meets Haku, he admires his look.

NO WAY! HE'S... HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN SAKURA-CHAN!!?

Naruto uses カワイイ (kawaii) = cute; adorable.

Naruto complementing his mom by calling her 「美人」 ' bijin' - It literally means "a beautiful person," but it actually means "a beautiful woman / lady".

When Inari meets Naruto and Sakura several years later, he comments on Sakura's appearance, calling her キレイ (kirei) -> Beautiful or Pretty.

When Naruto returns to Konoha after three years of training with Jiraiya, Sakura asks him this particular question, his response was this:

Sakura: How do I look? Do I look more like a woman now...?

Naruto: You look Fine! You haven't changed at all!! 😁

Sakura: 💢

Naruto: ?

Jiraya: 💭You still don't understand the heart of a woman...

Sakura uses 女らしい (Onnarashii) = women; ladylike; feminine. Jiraya uses 女心 (onnagokoro) = woman's heart/mind.

When Naruto saw her 3 years later he didn't see any difference in her or compliment her so she had to ask him about her appearance. But when she asked, she didn't get the answer she wanted and became angry or annoyed lol

You know, even before he was born, his own mother had spoken of this not understanding woman's heart.

HE WON'T UNDERSTAND GIRLS FEELINGS...

Raw: 女心も どんかんで

Romaji: onnagokoro mo donkan de

Kushina uses the same word here as Jiraiya used, 女心 (onnagokoro) = woman's heart/mind.

どんかん (donkan) - It refers to a person's insensitivity or lack of awareness towards the feelings, emotions, or atmosphere around them. It describes someone who is oblivious or slow to pick up on subtle cues or hints from others. This term is often used to describe individuals who have difficulty understanding or empathizing with the emotions or feelings or needs of those around them. It is important to note that this term is not necessarily derogatory, but rather describes a person's character or behavior.

I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND THIS INTEREST IN WOMEN

Raw: 女の欲ってのもいまいち分かんねーしィ

Romaji: onna no yoku tte no mo imaichi wakannē shi i

女 (onna) - woman

欲 (よく) (yoku) - greed; craving; desire; avarice; wants

いまいち (imaichi) - Not quite; not very good; lacking

分かんねーし (wakan ne- shi) - I don't know; I don't understand

It emphasizes that a smut novel is too boring for a 15-year-old Naruto. He doesn't find it interesting

すっげー つまんねー (sugge tsuman ne-) = soo boring/totally boring

you can compliment another man for their looks. a man can appreciate the beauty of another man without being gay. They don't cost anything, if it's authentic, if it's genuine, you have a chance to brighten someone else's day.

カッコイイ = cool / handsome/ good looking

But....what's really interesting about Naruto is that he is panicking after complimenting Sasuke. See how he suddenly changes what he said earlier...as if what was on his mind accidentally spilled out of his mouth. Also notice Sakura's shocked and surprised face at what Naruto said. And that worried smile on her face

He could admire Haku and Sasuke's looks. He could understand why Haku sacrificed himself for Zabuza. He could understand Sakura's love for Sasuke because he saw himself in her. He could understand Sasuke's heart and pain. He was able to understand other villains.

He is the person who tried to understand and listen to others, but it's constantly shown in the manga that he doesn't understand a woman's heart and not interested in it. Naruto ignored Hinata's confession despite remembering she jumping in front of Pain. He rejected Sakura without even hesitating....and admitting that the Promise was never for her. Then we get to see Naruto's confession to Sasuke under the bridge. Naruto never mentioned Team 7 or the others in his personal confession. It was about him and Sasuke only... [link] [link] [link]

Naruto was never attracted to Sakura's looks or beauty…while he could admire the looks of Sasuke, Haku, and Kushina. He called Sakura ugly when he got the chance, he didn't care if someone called her ugly in front of him. But he was irritated when Sakura compared Sai to Sasuke.

Also,

FOR GUYS, BEING TOGETHER NAKED REALLY MAKES US FEEL LIKE COMPANIONS!

Naruto was feeling shy and embarrassed sitting next to sai and Yamato. Look at Naruto's posture as he holds his knees to his chest compared to Yamato and Sai's calm & relaxed posture. And also the word Yamato uses 裸の (Hadakano) = naked, bare, nude.

After sharing the 'naked' bath with men Naruto tried to peek into the women's bath . If he's straight he doesn't have to fake his heterosexuality right after the awkward bath with men.

[katsuyuswritings]

— ᕦ kei ᕤ —

a lonely writer who has a few friends. asking for mutuals, also an employed attorney and has no social life 💗

— MALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

male; aether, dainslief, kaeya, diluc, albedo, venti, bennett, razor, mika, zhongli, chongyun, xingqiu, xiao, baizhu, tartaglia, itto, gorou, kazuha, heizou, ayato, thoma, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, capitano, dottore, pantalone, scaramouche/wanderer, lyney, neuvillette, freminet, wriosthley

naruto uzumaki/namikaze, sasuke uchiha, kakashi hatake, iruka umino, kotetsu, izumo, asuma sarutobi, sai yamanaka, shikamaru nara, choji akamichi, aburame shino, kiba inuzuka, kankuro, gaara, itachi uchiha, kisame, sasori, deidara, kakuzu, hidan, orochimaru, kabuto, jiraiya, minato namikaze, neji hyuga, zetsu, zabuza, haku yuki, suigetsu, juuga, maito gai, boruto uzumaki, mitsuki

saiki kusuo, kaidou shun, aren kuboyasu, toritsuka reita, nendou riki, hairo kineshi, makoto teruhashi

denji, aki, angel devil, shark devil (that's literally all)

aifuyo hime/yuzuki, renyue yuzuki, kōhaku hayashi, eijiro yuzuki, aoi hime, anh hyu, eugene hyu, feng xiang

— FEMALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

female: amber, fischl, noelle, mona, jean, lisa, eula, klee, barbara, xiangling, xinyan, yunjin, ganyu, keqing, shenhe, ningguang, beidou, qiqi, yaoyao, kuki, kujou sara, yae miko, raiden ei/shogun, raiden makoto, kokomi, ayaka, sayu, yoimiya, faruzan, layla, nilou, dori, dehya, candace, dunyarzad, focalors, navia, lynette, yuelin, tsaritsa, la signora, sandrone, arlecchino, columbina, raiden makoto

sakura haruno/uchiha, hinata hyuga/uzumaki, karin uzumaki, konan, kurenai sarutobi, hanabi hyuga, ino yamanaka, tsunade senju, temari nara, tenten, anko mitarashi, kushina uzumaki/namikaze, guren (mommy), himawari uzumaki, sarada uchiha

kokomi teruhashi, chiyo yumehara/teruhashi, kuriko/kusuko saiki, aiura mikoto, rifuta imu, mera chisato

power, makima, yuro, himeno

katsuyu yuzuki/hime, chiyo hime, shinkkami ayakemi-sanjin (teiko), kohari hayashi, mina noshiro, maikka yue, yan xiang

— ᕤ can request ᕦ —

smut, suggestive, angst and fluff

aged up characters smut/suggestive

child!reader x parent!character or vise versa

song related storyline

ships and oc x reader

— ᕦ can't request ᕤ —

minor character smut

oc x canon (I have my reasons)

weird shit like armpit kink and others (I don't wanna name them 😨)

Also I know most of y'all are minors... You can't hide from me

[bogbees]

this doesn't mean i haven't started writing other things. bc ive like written

a smut one that's been on my mind for months but only got started bc i found a pixiv comic with a similar enough plot which made me confident (Iruka was a bottom in the pixiv comic and a top in my fic lol that's the only difference)

a very self indulgent rewrite on the kushina in the seal scene where they go looking for Naruto's precious people in his heart bc they too give him strength. Iruka was at the centre hehe

wizard au

Iruka acquiring a random orphan after breaking up with Kakashi. Botan my beloved fankid

omega kakashi being shit at nest making, think pigeon nest, and alpha iruka helping him making a more comfortable one

there's like. a zabuza/iruka thing in here too fr that brief stint i had awhile back. fascinating to think about. ultimately became ninja dads tho

as well as this argument between Iruka and Kakashi that i immediately wrote down after waking up to. prob inspired by a fistful of caps communication conflict???

an au of hokage!iruka where no one found the documents for Iruka being the fifth until Kakashi and Iruka found them, leading up to Kakashi offering up full control over education to Iruka

in addition to

hanamaru marks, the hanahaki one. needs major overhaul

will of the sun, the hokage iruka one. honestly needs to figure out how to start the next chapter and it's fine?? also if i want Iruka with shisa summons or not

new sums (nous sommes), the soulmates character study which is honestly also outdated 😩😩

and the ones i haven't written down yet but live in my head rent free

drift compatible au

a happy au of that one fucked up monsterfucker fic

[babblingeccentric]

So the crux of it is that Zabuza survives the Naruto Bridge incident in Wave, but Haku doesn't.

In canon Zabuza gets to have the big realization that people are not tools and he does actually love Haku as Haku dies and then he gets to die next to him. He gets to stay with Haku, he gets to make repentance by dying in a final blaze of glory helping the people who helped him realize his feelings, he doesn't have to live with the fact that he got Haku killed. But, what if he does?

Then you have a story that about teshuvah; repentance. It's about how now he has to live with the fact that he loved Haku, and he got him killed. About how can he ever repair that, make up for it, make it right. Of course he's probably gonna be super depressed right after, he hates himself, he doesn't want to be alive, he resents whoever took care of him and didn't let him die. He's angry, he's miserable, he's grieving with no idea how to.

This is the point where it becomes obvious that you have to give him some buddies and also that this was intended to be part of the naruto oc universe. SO I stick him with the ex-ROOT gravediggers and have him tag along as they wander around doing odd jobs and trying to figure out what to do with his dreams now. This also makes it prime material for a crossover because you need to put a man in situations.

There are a lot of fun things that Zabuza gets to explore now, like what does it mean to be in service to someone and what does it mean to have someone be in service to you? What are your responsibilities to others, both in- and outgroup? What did he want to achieve as Mizukage? What would Haku want him to achieve as Mizukage? What would Haku have wanted for him? What did he want for Haku? What can he give Haku now? What can he do now to repent?

As much as I love the gravediggers they can't be the central focus of this story they have to serve as alternating wise teachers and comic relief to prevent Zabuza from offing himself, so they may get a prequel where they escape ROOT. Also the twink one fucks Zabuza stupid whenever he gets too miserable. Because I can't write anything without porn.

Have I talked about the zabuza lives au on here?

[aobawilliams]

20 questions for writers

I was tagged by @marcellebelle! Thanks for that!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

15!

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

69,471 (eheh, nice)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

So on AO3 I got My Hero Academia, Detective Conan/Magic Kaito and Before the Coffee gets cold. Outside of AO3 I got some Naruto, FMA, One Piece, Bungo Stray Dogs, wips too (and there was that time I was writing crack fic about Mob Psycho here on tumblr with Panda, that was fun). There's probably some other I've forgotten too- oh yeah there was some Hetalia at some point.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Noisy as the dead (495)

Who The F- Is This (432)

Nothing Wants To Suffer (375)

Who am I beating up? (131)

What it takes to survive (72)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I tend to but lately, I haven't really kept up with it. I am sorry. I should get to it at some point soon, but be aware every comment is read and enjoyed.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Morituro, probably? Considering both All Might and Izuku died so, yeah.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I like to think it's Before The Coffee Gets Cold - The Sisters, since this fic is about closure after death.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Oh! I got once a hate comment on who the f- is this, to which i answered with an essay or two. I probably shouldn't have but also it was really fun at the time. Otherwise I don't believe I do.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I can barely write romance, smut is way out of my reach. I also don't really have any interest in writing any, to be honest.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Crossovers are probably right after Time Travel in term of things I love. Not one I've written but special mention to that one time I dream about Zabuza from naruto/Reigen from mob psycho as a ship.

Don't know if it's the craziest but I had a The Rising of the Shield Hero/Naruto one started once, there was also that Detective Conan/My Hero Academia one started with Panda that the idea was so good. We should get back to it, one day.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

*squint* I don't think so (unless it was done without my knowledge) but strong maybe back in my ff.net era. Though I did translate some fics myself before (it wasn't done very well, but I did try back then, and it did help me a lot learning english. Problem was I'm not good at grammar stuff.)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Once again, there was that cracky Mob Psycho one here somewhere. Also, some projects with Panda that are really good except words hard for both of us.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

...yeah no idea right now, come ask me another time. (It tends to change on the day, but also right now I'm on a no-romance streak so, better luck next time)

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

*crying* all of them.

Okay so, first of all, a wip is never dead unless I decide to bury it. Which doesn't happens. I still have hope one day I'll get back to them.

Right now I really want to work on Dad For All and the DCMK NOC AU except, word hard and planning harder. But I'll get there, one day, even if it's in 10 years.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I honestly got no idea? I probably got some I'm just not sure what it could be.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

word hard. Also no idea how grammar works beyond "whatever feels right to me".

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Eeh, I probably wouldn't do it because it's bothersome having to look up a translation while you're reading a fic, unless it's something that fits with the context or just a few words here and there. Also switching languages in the middle of thinking is so hard to do, why would you do this to me.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Naruto, back in uuuhhhhhh probably middle school. It was a long time ago. Nothing is left of what I could have written then. (Also close to that time period was D.Gray-man).

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

Huge huge huge fondness for Before The Coffee Gets Cold - The Sisters, probably because Im very fond of that universe and also when grief is explored and closure is sought. I also really like the flowers have water.

Who the f- is this and Noisy as the dead are my funny projects though, I have lot of fun working on them.

Tagging! @achairwithapandaonit @grolahvol @figurativepieceoftrash @bloustorm @fanfiction-artist-prototype @guesst and uuh really tbh anyone who sees this and feel like doing it! I just picked a few people off the top of my head but I know there's a lot more of you seeing this.

[mayskalih]

Hello! I love your art, you are my favorite artist in the Naruto fandom! I like the way you explore the characters without losing their original bases, let me say you are better of the original authors for me! have you ever thought to create your own manga? And I would like asking you ( but probably you have already answered to this)

What are your top 5 Kakashi pairings?

Thank you so much!

Oh, I have ideas for original story but my motivation to work on such a big project is very inconsistent. I think I will just abandon it at some point. Plus, my ideas are either smut or dark anti-utopian (or both), which have no happy ending.

As for Kakashi, my 5 top ships are with Sakura, Zabuza, Iruka, Rin and Tsunade.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Fic writer ask game! tag by @marichild :)

how many works do you have on ao3?

24 rn. Hoping to increase that lol

what’s your total ao3 word count?

107,670. For now. Lmao

what are your top five fics by kudos?

I'm not answering this because they're mainly from 2021 and suck objectively. Please read my ones from 2025 onwards only; 2023 MAYBE.

what fandoms do you write for?

Rn, Alien Stage, Bungou Stray Dogs, SK8 the Infinity, Naruto. I'll probably start writing for MDZS as soon as I finish the manhua and start the novels lol. I'm probably going to write some for The Owl House given Fandom Trumps Hate?

do you respond to comments? why or why not?

Yes because getting a comment makes my whole day. On some of my older fics I don't anymore just because I don't like the fics now but I appreciate comments forever

what’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hmmm. I tend to write open ended or angsty stuff in general lol, so... Maybe We'll Never Get Free(Lamb to the Slaughter) which I wrote when I was active in the DC fandom. I don't really stand by the writing or characterization at all now, but I've written worse. It ends with both Jason and Bruce not developing past their flaws and the implication of another child dying so. Lol. Or nature offers a violence, which is a Zabuza and Haku dynamic study which ends with Haku's death scene. So. Uh. The whole fic is pretty angsty the whole way through I'd say.

what’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I am capable of writing happiness, shockingly! Probably the only house that's not on fire yet, a transfem Miya Chinen fic which ends with Reki basically going "Miya you being a girl would not be the weirdest thing about you". It's a bit lighter than most of my other fics on account of having like, no death. So.

do you get hate on fics?

I did get a comment on a fic I wrote in 2023 where Sakura is reincarnated as Bakugou's twin which was more or less 'this sucks and this fic did it better', which tbh isn't all that bad. I think my fics are kinda niche so? Maybe I'm just lucky.

do you write smut?

No comment. (Yes).

do you write crossovers?

I used to be more into them. Now I typically don't, though I like AUs a lot.

have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I know?

have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope

have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Nothing published, but. Giggles.

what’s your all time favourite ship?

Oohhh, that's hard. It changes pretty frequently, I'd say? Like, rn, probably Fyoatsu. That, or Team7cule.

what’s the wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Man, there's so many. A Naruto fic I have about Naruto being in love with his teammates, a Kunikida fic I have which is looking increasingly like it doesn't want to be written, and also a fic I started in 2023 where Endeavour dies a year before Shouto goes to UA, which is the only one which I published. I really do want to finish that, but. Well.

what are your writing strengths?

I've been told I do characterization and sharper dynamics well, which I appreciate as that's important to me.

what are your writing weaknesses?

I have a tendency to either over or under describe details and often have trouble balancing prose and dialogue in a scene where one is happening. I'm also really bad with action scenes lol and I can never write them well. I have trouble shoving myself through completing things, and tend to repeat words or phrases often. I'm also kind of bad at character voices.

thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I mean. I like it when it's done well? For myself, I tend to just keep it in one language and note that they're speaking in another language, so.

first fandom you wrote for?

Naruto. Predictably.

favourite fic you’ve ever written?

scream into the empty(can anybody hear me?), a Gin Akutagawa character study specifically discussing their relationship to selective mutism. I'm decently proud of my characterization and there aren't any major points I hate lol.

Open tag!

[dark-konohagakure2]

can i get a seven swordsman gang r*pe x female reader?

tw: noncon, gangbang, size difference, abuse, spit, fuck or die, humiliation, degradation, mild implied ZabuHaku, blade play, biting, anal

All characters depicted are 18+

As the de facto leader of the Seven Swordsmen, Zabuza will more often than not deal with anyone who goes against the group. So when his group catches a young Leaf Village kunoichi spying on them, Zabuza decides to give her his absolute favorite punishment.

Zabuza goes first, and he's one of the roughest when he does so, both physically and verbally, and the fact that he has a very big and thick cock doesn't help matters for her either, so Zabuza isn't even the slightest bit careful when he bullies his fat cock into her unwilling pussy, and he does this all while his crew is watching, which makes the already degrading experience even more humiliating for the poor little kunoichi.

He'll pin her head down with the half circle section of his blade as he pounds into her, his rough skin on hers while he assaults her insides with his length. Zabuza isn't just rough with his cock and sword, but he's rude with his hands as well, slapping and scratching at her skin wherever he can reach, he's also cruel with his mouth, both with his biting words and his biting teeth.

He'll even compare her to his other conquests, degrading her in almost every way he can think of, from calling her loose and a dead lay to even threatening her life if she doesn't make it worth his while. Of course Zabuza wouldn't kill her before his fellow swordsmen get a turn with her, but she doesn't know that.

"Pathetic little bitch. You call this a pussy? Hah! Even my boy is tighter than your pathetic hole, so tighten up before you get chopped up instead..."

Zabuza won't stop at just her pussy however, after he cums in her pussy a few times, Zabuza finds himself getting rather bored of her cunt, but he doesn't want to end his turn just yet, so he'll go for her ass next, knowing just how humiliating it will be for her to be fucked in such a place by the enemy.

Her mouth isn't safe either, once Zabuza is done with her pussy and ass, he'll force his cock down her throat, his big hand wrapped around her neck as he chokes her with his cock, not letting her come up for air until he's gotten to bust at least twice, so until then she's stuck being a living fleshlight.

Zabuza is pretty messy, he'll leave her covered in cum, blood, bite and scratch marks, and bruises by the time he's finally done with her, and that's only after the first swordsmen fucks her. Zabuza doesn't really care that he came inside of her, after all she's gonna be filled with the semen of five other men by the time the night is up.

Even when he's done with her she won't be safe from Zabuza's verbal lashings, he'll be sure to demean her and put her down even as he slowly withdraws his cock from her sloppy hole and informs her that she has a long night ahead of her.

"Slut. That should teach you to mind your own damn business. Now, who wants to have their turn with our little cumdump next..?"

Even when it isn't his turn, that won't stop Zabuza from chiming in once and a while, whether it be by verbally degrading her when she's getting fucked by one of his comrades or by spitting on her after she's just had her pussy creampied for the dozenth time that night.

tw: noncon, gangbang, sadism, degradation, blood play, biting, sloppy seconds, noncon kissing, slut shaming, exhibitionism

While Mangetsu is one of the more level headed members of the group, he like his younger brother also has some sadistic tendencies, so he's not going to pass up on the opportunity to both get his rocks off and put a bitchy little kunoichi in her place at the same time.

He'll tease her a lot, calling her a slut when he spreads her folds and Zabuza's cum leaks out. Mangetsu will also loudly proclaimed how shocked he is at her cunt's tightness despite her being so roughly fucked before he got his turn with her, but it's fine with him either way, he doesn't mind getting sloppy seconds.

While not as rough as some other members of the group, he's still rough nonetheless, especially with those sharp teeth of his, a trait he shares with his comrades. He'll bite into her chest and back as he pounds her from behind, licking her wounds clean and loudly enjoying the taste of her blood.

While he isn't aiming to make her feel good, if she does somehow end up cumming from his rough treatment, Mangetsu will never let her hear the end of it, and he'll make sure that everyone in the radius knows that she just came from being taken by force.

"Well look at that! Your pathetic little pussy is squirting! Is the cute little slut enjoying herself~? It sure looks like she is..."

Mangetsu doesn't really mind if she isn't actually enjoying it, in fact he finds it adorable. He's always had a bit of a fetish for shy girls, and that's all she's being right now, a cute little thing who's just shy about being dicked down by a stranger.

She's so cute in fact that he can't help but steal a few kisses from her, but he isn't very gentle when he shoves his tongue down her throat, his teeth slamming against hers as he claims her lips with his own inexperienced ones, but he's seemingly oblivious to his own roughness with his mouth.

He'll even show her body off to the others while he's fucking her, letting them get a good eyeful of her breasts bouncing and his cock sliding in and out of her wet hole, making her somehow feel even more exposed than she did before, if that was even possible.

Mangetsu will leave her a mess too, something that will get even worse with every member of the group who fucks her. He'll leave her crying too, a fact that he finds very cute, she's just being shy after all.

"Oh come on now, you don't have to keep acting all shy now. After all, now everyone here knows just how much of a depraved slut you really are."

Mangetsu is content to watch after that, occasionally butting in to steal a kiss or give her a condescending pat on the head once in a while, but besides that he'll sit back and relax, enjoying the show of his comrades destroying her weak, girly little holes.

tw: noncon, spitroasting, threesome, degradation, fuck or die, misogyny, sadism, facefucking, slapping, spanking, abuse

Kushimaru and Jinpachi live up to their reputation as the heartless duo when they take their turn with her, the two of them have great teamwork, but unfortunately for her they never use their synergy for anything good.

It'll be painful from both ends when the two of them take her, with Kushimaru forcing his skinny yet long cock into her mouth, while Jinpachi shoves his shorter yet much thicker member into her messy cunt, their hips roughly slamming into her respective holes.

True to their moniker, the pair is completely heartless, not showing her even an ounce of mercy of gentleness, and they'll without a doubt be leaving her broken and bruise by the time they're finally done with her already used up body.

The contrast between the two men is unsettling, Jinpachi is more calm than his partner yet with a touch of sadism, while Kushimaru is giggling like a schoolgirl and even more sadistic than his comrade, which is saying quite a bit considering the nature of the group they're all in.

"Hehe~! That's it! Keep taking my dick down your throat like that, bitch! That's the only thing cute girls like you are good at anyway!"

Jinpachi is somewhere more restrained than his partner and much less talkative, occasionally expressing his annoyance at the fellow swordsman's excitement, but in spite of all that he's incredibly cold and cruel, bullying his cock in and out of her and giving her a firm slap to the ass or face at even the slightest sign of resistance.

The masked man is very excitable during the twisted coupling, jackhammering his cock in and out of her throat, making her gag and choke at the relentless pounding her esophagus is receiving, but he doesn't care about her discomfort, in fact he'll laugh at it.

If he's feeling particularly nasty, which he more likely than not is, Kushimaru will cut off her air through her nose, forcing her to suffocate on his cock as he slides it in and out of her mouth, but of course he let's her breathe again before she can pass out, it's no fun if she's unconscious after all.

While not as giddy, Jinpachi has his own flavor of nastiness, which is cold cruelty. He'll spit insults at her for every little thing, even the most minor of transgressions, even threatening her life if she continues to try and resist him in any way at all.

"I said to stop squirming, cunt. Or do you want me to gut you like a fish? That's what I thought, so just stay still and fucking take it."

The two man team will get equal time in each of her holes, they're criminals after all, but they're not children, even they are well aware of the importance of sharing a delicious gift such as herself between each other.

tw: noncon, monster cocks, double penetration, size difference, biting, abuse, anal, breeding

Kisame is arguably the worst of them all. Not only does he have a huge cock, but he has two of them due to his shark-like physiology, and the huge man has every intent on making sure he gets both of his monstrous dicks equally wet.

He is a very big man, standing at almost seven feet tall and with huge muscles all over his pale blue body, it is almost laughably easy for him to dominate someone so much smaller than him, especially when that someone just got finished being passed around by four different men just minutes earlier.

He'll laugh at her fruitless struggles as he shoves one of his cocks inside of her used up hole, his girth somehow stretching her out even further than whe was before. Kisame is a scary man, which results in him never getting laid due to his appearance and reputation, so the monster of the mist is more than eager to breed a wet hole.

Even one of Kisame's cocks inside of her is enough to make her writhe and whine in both pain and unwanted pleasure, a fact that the swordsman finds absolutely adorable, especially since what he's doing to her is quite literally not even the half of it.

"Oh quit your squirming, little one, you've only got the first one inside of ya so far and you're already crying? Now that's just pathetic."

When he eventually does force the second cock inside of her, he's practically feral, growling and groaning loudly as he relentlessly pounds into her, her dangerously sharp teeth clamping down onto her neck and shoulders on sheer animal instinct. He's a surprisingly well mannered person most times, but he just can't help but lose control a bit when he's got his cocks inside of something so tight.

Once he gets bored of stuffing just her pussy full of his cum, he'll decide to use her ass as well, having one cock inside her pussy while the other one thrusts into her even tighter backdoor, having two cocks really has it's perks when it comes to dirty encounters like these.

The others don't get to witness much of what Kisame is doing to her, since his huge body engulfs her smaller frame entirely, but the noises the two of them make are enough to clue them all in on what exactly is going on, and it's amusing to see how feral the vicious shark gets when let off the leash.

The thought of getting her knocked up both amuses and arouses Kisame, especially since he knows just how humiliated and dishonored she would be to return from her mission as both a failure and a used-up cumdump for the enemy.

"Good little bitch~ I hope you enjoy having my guppies swimming around in your belly for the next nine months, oh I'm sure your village will be just so proud of you!"

Kisame doesn't even need to use Samehada to drain her chakra to prevent resistance since she's already so exhausted and messy, but he decides to be nice to her and reassure her that the whole ordeal is almost over, but it doesn't get much better.

tw: noncon, scissoring, biting, fuck or die, blade play, sadism, degradation, overstimulation, facesitting, breathplay, exhibitionism

Being the only woman in the group, and the youngest in it too, Ameyuri usually doesn't get to join in whenever the others gang up on a defeated for in such a way, but when she gets the opportunity to join in on the party, she is beyond giddy and jumps at the chance to break in their battered opponent.

Ameyuri will hold her Kiba blades up to the girl's neck as she rubs her pussy against the girls used one, moaning as she feels her comrades' semen leaking onto her own cunt. She rarely gets the opportunity to play with her food like this, and she's going to enjoy every last second of it.

The tomboyish redhead is as sadistic as she is childish, threatening to stab her sword through the girl's neck if she does so much as try to get away from her, and much like her fellow Mist shinobi, Ameyuri proves herself to be a very avid biter, as evidence by all the bright red bite marks she leaves on the girl's already marred body.

She'll also get mad if her victim isn't being very receptive, interpreting it as the girl disliking being with Ameyuri more than the others just because they're both women, despite the fact she hated it when the men were having their ways with her, Ameyuri is either unaware or just doesn't care.

"Don't shy away from me like that, you squirmy little bitch! You had sooo much fun when the boys played with you, and now you get to enjoy a female touch!"

Ameyuri is the most experienced with female anatomy out of the entire group for rather obvious reasons, so out of all the Seven Ninja Swordsmen she's the one with the highest ability to make their victim cum, and she'll do so multiple times during their little scissoring session, leaving the poor girl an absolute mess.

After partaking in the 'fun' of rubbing their pussies together, the swordswoman feels herself wanting something more selfish, so without any warning or consent she'll park her perfect pussy right on the struggling girl's face, immediately demanding that she satisfies her orally.

Being a pretty sensitive woman, Ameyuri reaches climax multiple times from the girl's reluctant oral service, but she's not going to let that stop her from staying seated, both because she's greedy for pleasure and because she just thinks it's funny to watch the girl struggle to breathe beneath her.

Ameyuri likes the fact that everyone is watching the two of them, she'll even try to show off for her colleagues a bit, being rougher with the girl at their encouragement and making the situation even more embarrassing by reminding the poor girl that she's the main attraction in their little game.

"O-Oh yeah~! Deeper, deeper~! Come on! At least try to make me feel good, dummy! Everyone is watching you after all, oh how embarrassing!"

She almost doesn't want to stop playing with her new toy due to all the fun she's having, but she'll eventually and very reluctantly concede once she's reminded that there are other people who want a turn.

tw: noncon, slapping, spanking, daddy kink, spit, degradation, doggy style, humiliation, cum marking, noncon kissing

Juzo is very annoyed at the fact that he had to wait so long just to get his turn, and as such he's going to take out all his frustrations out on her, and he has a hell of a lot of frustrations in that current moment.

While not as much of a biter as his teammates, Juzo is definitely a hitter, and a very heavy one at that, especially whenches in a bad mood, so he'll give the struggling girl a large number of smacks and slaps with every mild resistance she makes as he pushes himself inside of her.

Even when she isn't resisting him (as much), Juzo will still take perverse pleasure in slapping her either on the face or ass while he pounds her, he especially enjoys roughly spanking her cute little ass in tandem with his harsh thrusts, leaving her backside a bright red color after he's through with her.

The swordsman also immensely enjoys humiliating the poor girl, as if getting violated by the enemy wasn't humiliation enough, he'll force her to demean herself in the most degrading ways possible while he's fucking her from behind, his callused hands gripping her sore ass tightly.

"Cmon, bark for me, bitch! You're already getting fucked like a damn mutt, so you might as well act like one! Atta girl! Keep being a good bitch for Daddy!"

He doesn't just stop at simple biting and hitting either, Juzo will even go so far as to spit on her backside or on her face if he doesn't like her 'attitude', he'll even spit in her mouth just for the hell of it when he's forcibly stealing a kiss from her, taking immense in watching her disgusted reaction.

Juzo likes making her squirm and squeal in all sorts of ways, such as whispering dirty words in her ears or threatening her with his sword if she doesn't tighten up for him, he just really loves to get a rise out of brats like her.

Juzo doesn't really feel like cumming inside of her, almost everyone else did that already, so instead when he's about to shoot his load, he'll abruptly pull out and cum all over her back and ass, leaving her looking somehow even more debauched than before, which only serves to increase her shame.

He'll show a small amount of "kindness" once he's done, praising her for how tight her used holes were and how slutty she is, although his already shallow praise rings hollow after all the humiliation he and his group made her endure for the past few hours.

"Fuck, that felt great, and you stayed tight even after all that? Hah! You must be a natural born slut then! The Leaf sure does raise their women well!"

After the entire long, drawn out ordeal is finally over, the group have three options, they either kill her, send her back to her village as a complete disgrace, or keep her around as their personal sex toy, and with how merciless the entire group is, she'll be wishing for the first option.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Flower: Zabuza x OC fem reader

!This fic is 18+!

Warnings: Swearing, big ole meanie Gato, mentions of abuse towards OC, petnames, kidnapping, mentions of beatings, unwanted touch (not by Zabuza), virginity loss, mentions of blood, breading kink, zero protection, big softy Zabs, basically porn with a plot

Word count: 3,300

Remaining silent, Hana looked down as she was dragged in chains into a large room. The room was dimly lite with wall lights, the floor was cold below her bare feet. She was dressed in basically a sheet after she was stripped of her clothes.

She knew of her fathers gambling debt with a underground drug dealer, Gato, however he assured her and her mother that it was taken care of.

Unfortunately, “taken care of" meant it came in the form of repayment with Hana's life. At 19, she was dragged from her mother, screaming as her father was ferociously beat within an inch of his life.

That’s all she remembers from that day, a mere 3 weeks ago. The look of despair in her mother’s face as she was dragged from her home, never to see her family again.

Now she stood, next to Gato as he prepared to bargain for her life.

He had informed her that she would be used as payment to a Ninja from the land of the Waves. She was expected to serve him however he desired.

Looking down, she stood next to Gato as he talked with the large, stoic man sitting on a throne.

“What is this" the large man replies looking at Hana’s small meek form as Gato smiled widely, pushing Hana forward towards the man.

“Oh this? This is part of your payment. Consider it a gift from me to you" Gato smiled smugly as the large man stood at attention.

Walking down towards Hana, she continued to look at the ground as she was too afraid to meet the eyes of the large, built man.

He gently lifted her chin up to meet his eyes as her looked into her gorgeous light golden eyes.

She was stunning. Long chestnut hair flowed freely to her back. She had a small, beautiful face and a gorgeous lush body. She was a site to behold to the rough looking demon of the mist.

“She is pure, yes?” the man said, still looking down at Hana’s beautiful face.

“As pure as snow Zabuza” Gato said smugly as he watched the man observed Hana's face more intently.

He could tell she had been beat by Gato and his men. The look of fear in her eyes told him she had seen her fair share of horrors.

He could see the tears forming in her eyes as he gently wiped them away. That one act of kindness was more than she had been shown in her weeks of capture with Gato.

“Haku" Zabuza shouted as a young, beautiful boy approached from the shadows.

“Yes Zabuza" he said softly as he observed Hana.

“Take this girl to my room” he instructed as Haku bowed to the man and walked up to the young lady.

Looking back to the floor, she followed the young boy to a large room deeper in the cavern. On one side, a large bed sat while on the other, a bath and changing area.

“He won’t hurt you" Haku said as she nodded slightly making his exit.

Sitting on the bed, Hana waits. She isn’t sure what she is waiting for but she knows the large man will come soon. She just hoped whatever he had planned wouldn’t hurt.

The door opens slowly as Hana stand, looking once again at the floor.

Zabuza looks at Hana as he approaches her. She looks up at him slowly, noticing his face covered with a wrap, and his eyes boring holes into her head.

He had a beautiful face, at least from what she could see. His hair was dark as night and his body built like a stone statue.

He stares at her for a few minutes, as if she is an illusion, one that will disappear if he blinks.

“You will stay with me" he says harshly as he looks down at her small form.

“o-ok" she squeaks out softly as the man watches her intently.

“Call me Zabuza” he says looking at you “what is your name pretty one?”

He lifts her chin softly as he stares directly into her eyes.

The name made her heart flutter as she looked to him.

“Hana" she said softly as he maintained eye contact with the large man.

“You will be safe with me my flower. Nobody will harm you" he says as he turns, walking out of the room as she sank to the bed.

She wasn’t 100% sure of the large man but for some reason, she trusted him.

The weeks go by as Hana adjusts to her new life as Zabuza's servant. He treats her kindly as she goes about tending to his every need.

She spends her days preparing meals and tending to cleaning. He doesn’t pay much mind to her as he rarely acknowledges her, preferring to remain silent in her presence.

She rarely sees the stoic man and only hears him when he is instructing Haku and his followers in combat training.

He is very loud and harsh to his men. He doesn’t hold back on their training. He knows what they need to do to be strong. He pushes them to their limits in order for them to get better fighters.

However, his strong attitude doesn’t extend to Hana. He treats her as his flower, precious and fragile. He sleeps with her nightly but has yet to touch her. His desire to claim her is primal, however he despite his rough appearance, he’s nervous to scare her.

He watches her from afar as she picks flowers and harvests vegetables. She looks so angelic in his eyes. He’s sworn his life to protect her. He doesn’t know why he feels this attachment to her but whatever the reason, he will not waiver from his path of being her guardian.

The weeks pass as Hana finds herself growing accustomed to her new life. She enjoys the freedoms Zabuza has given her. She spends most of her free time in the flower fields, picking and gathering flowers.

The flowers remind Hana of her life with her mother and father. Her parents owned a small floral stand that she would help tend in the summer and fall. She loved the smell of the fresh flowers on a warm , sunny afternoon. Nothing beat the feeling of the being surrounded by pure beauty.

One afternoon, she retreats the fields to finish making her floral crown she had been working on. She enjoyed the fresh scent of the flowers as she hummed happily, unaware of prying eyes upon her body.

“What a gorgeous creature sitting out here all alone" a voice sounds from behind her as she startles suddenly.

She stares at the two men watching her intently as she weaves flowers into her crown.

Feeling frightened, she stands up, gathering her items as she begins to retreat from the two men.

“Where are you going Angel" one of the men says grabbing onto Hana's arm harshly.

Wincing, Hana stares up to the man as she tries to pull her arm away.

“I have to go now, my-" she says before she is cut off.

“Why are you leaving so soon sweetheart? We just want to have a little fun. Maybe get to know you a little more?” the other man chimes in as they both grip her arms tightly as her eyes well up with tears. They pull her towards them as she drops her basket, trying to fight her way from the men’s hold.

“Tell us sweetheart” the one man chuckles “are you pure?”

She gulps harshly as she struggles to speak, afraid of what the men might do to her.

Tears fall from her eyes as she cries, hoping this nightmare will end quickly. She prays to whatever God’s will hear her that someone will come to her rescue.

“Let her go" a voice says from behind her as she continues to cry, thankful for her savior.

“Zabuza" one of the men says as they both push her away from them, causing her to crash go the ground.

Zabuza approaches quickly as he picks her up quickly. Grabbing onto him, she nuzzles her face into his hardened chest as her tears continue to fall.

Zabuza stares at the men as he rubs her shoulder softly. Never once breaking eye contact with the men, he asks her “Did these thugs hurt you my flower?”

Nodding fiercely, she pushed her head further into his strong figure.

Zabuza is furious at the thugs for hurting his precious flower. For soiling her with their filthy hands. Gripping her tightly and laying a soft kiss upon the top of her head, he summons Haku. Haku appears out of nowhere as he approaches them swiftly.

“Take Hana to my room" he said harshly as Haku grabbed her hand and pulled her away from Zabuza.

Walking back to the home, you heard screams sounding from the forest where she had left Zabuza and the men. Haku holds your hand tighter as he consoles you on your walk back to the home.

Guiding her to the room, Haku left Hana alone as he returned to Zabuza. He assured her that no further harm would come to her as she nodded softly.

She sat for what felt like hours waiting for the man to return. The door opened slowly as his gaze met hers. She stood from the bed as he walked swiftly towards her, grabbing her small waist and pulling her into him.

Leaning down, he laid a swift harsh kiss upon her soft lips as she hummed into his mouth. She reached her arms around his neck as he groped her soft waist.

He deepened the kiss, pressing his tongue into her small mouth as he groaned against her body. She was so small in his arms but she felt so good. She allowed him to easily dominate the kiss as she ached for more.

Pulling back, he lifted his arm to caress her soft cheek. She smiled softly as she leaned into his large hand.

“No one will harm you ever again my flower" he says as he holds her close to his large body, shielding her from any danger.

It was the first time in her life that she felt truly safe and secure. The first time since she had been forced away from her mother that she felt true love.

After the field incident, Zabuza restricted Hana's movements in order to protect her. He accompanied her everywhere she went and kept her within his grasp.

He kept a tight grasp on her waist or thigh as he sat next to her. He held her nightly as they slept. He had yet to take her purity and she was anxious. She was ready to give it to the man she had come to care deeply for.

Taking a bath in the room, Hana emerged from the warm water. She wrapped a light robe around her naked body as she untied her hair and began to lightly brush through the strands.

The door opened as she set her brush down and turned to see the face of her lover. He crossed the room in two strides as he grabbed her waist, pulling her into him swiftly.

He kissed her as her hands roamed up his shoulders to his neck. He pulled her in harder as he began to feel his erection growing in his pants as they kissed. His tongue danced on her lips as he asked for entrance to which she graciously granted.

Pulling away softly, he looked at her, placing his forehead on hers.

“I need you flower” he said softly as Hana pulled back from the large man. She turned around as she loosened the strings of her robe. She knew it was time.

Zabuza looked at Hana as she dropped the floral robe from her body revealing a perfect naked form below. She stood, with her back facing him as his eyes drank in her gorgeous nude body. Her ass was so plush and supple. Her thighs so lush and full. She was perfection to him.

He could feel his pants tighten as she looked over her shoulder toward the tall, strong warrior. She knew exactly what she wanted.

He slowly approached her as she turned her head to look forward and catch her breath. She was nervous to say the least but she was ready. She was ready to be claimed by the demon of the mist.

He reached for her soft skin as he touched her lightly. He was almost afraid she wasn’t real, that the imagine in front of him was a mirage on a hot summer day. That is mind was playing tricks on him.

Touching her shoulder lightly, he traced her upper back as she covered her breast and soaking cunt with her bare hands.

“Don’t be shy pretty one" he whispered as he kissed her shoulders, grabbing her hips as his hands trailed to massage her firm, lush ass.

She moaned as he growled in her ear, his lips tracing her skin as she kept her eyes forward, focusing solely on the pleasure radiating from behind her.

“You are so pure my love" he whispers as he bites softly into her neck, causing her to throw her head back in bliss as she moans loudly “tell me, my love, tell me you want me to take your virtue. Tell me you want me to be the only man to ever have you.”

She moans as she nods frantically. His grip tightens on her hip and his hand begins to snake down to her soaking wet core.

“Tell me pretty one. Tell me who owns you" he says as she moans, feeling his hand right above your hardened clit.

“You Zabuza, it’s always been you" she chokes out as he smiles into the crook of her neck as she rolls her head to the side.

“Let me make you feel good pretty one" he smirks as he places his large, rough finger on her hardened bud and begins to rub slowly.

She has never felt such pleasure. The sensation is so new, so different. She begins to feel a weird knot form in her stomach as she moans loudly.

Lost in bliss, her head falls back to his chest as she can feel his hardened cock straining against his pants.

He rubs small, quick circles on her clit as she moans his name louder and louder with each asking minute.

“Zabuza, it feels so good" she cries as her mouth falls open with pleasure.

He smiles as he bites down on her neck, rubbing faster as she feels her core tighten, aching for release.

“come for me pretty one, let go" he says softly into her ear as she nods frantically chasing her release. She has never felt this amazing.

She feels her breath hitching as her legs shake slightly from the overwhelming feeling of her orgasm ripping thought her fiercely.

Removing his hand from her clit, he grabs her hips as he lightly grinds his hardened member into her soft ass. He growls possessively in her ear as she feels his large member growing harder more

“turn around my love" he says sweetly as she turns to face him.

His breath stops as he gazes at the gorgeous sight before him. Her body is so perfect. Her breasts full and cunt soaking. He swears he must be in paradise.

Walling slowly up to him, Hana pushes him back to the bed as she slowly gets to her knees.

“My pretty one" he says as he brushes her hair from her face as she smiles up at him.

She grabs his pants, slowly pulling them down as he leans back on the bed.

His large hardened member springs free as she gasps at its size. She is unsure of how it will even fit in her small body.

He chuckles at your reaction as you blush “don’t worry pretty one, I won’t go too hard on you"

She smiles softly as she licks her palm and gently place it on his hardened cock. He groans as she moves her small hand up and down his cock, watching him as he groans. His groans making her cunt spasm and clench with anticipation as she thinks about his cock sinking deep inside of her.

He watches her as she continues to stroke him gently. He can see her squirming, waiting to be fucked senseless by him.

He smiles as he grips her small arm, pulling her up towards him as he lays her down on the bed.

Kissing her neck softly, he trails his lips down to her hardened nipples as he lightly sucks them.

Meanwhile, she fists his hair as he groans, rubbing his cock on the bed as he gets closer and closer to her heated core.

Looking up at her, he adjusts to put one hand beside her head as he rubs his cock between her wet folds.

Groaning as he feels her wetness seep onto his tip, he lines up with her soaking entrance as he slowly pushes into her tight cavern.

He groans as she cry lightly, tears falling from her eyes as you feel the pressure and tightness of his massive cock. She feels the sweet stretch of her cunt molding to his large cock. The feeling is new and overwhelming. It feels like she’s being ripped in half.

“you are doing so well pretty one, I’m almost in my love" he says groaning as he pushes himself past her maiden barrier and deep into her wet cunt. He kisses her tears away as he gives her a moment to adjust to his large size. He places his other hand firmly on her hip as be looks down at her beautiful figure.

“so beautiful, so wet" he growls as he slowly pulls out, pushing back in “and all mine!”

He slowly thrusts into her as the pain begins to fade and pleasure overtakes. His cock is so big, he fills her up to the fullest.

“Oh fuck Zabuza-" she moan as she arches her back, helping him to reach her magical spot. The feeling is unreal as her stomach begins to tighten with that familiar feeling.

Quickening his pace, he fucks her faster as he growls into your neck. She can barely speak. All the emerges is tiny squeaks and moans from the sheer amount of pleasure radiating from their bodies.

“Fuck pretty one, I’m going to claim this cunt. Fill it up with my seed. Make you mine" he growls as his pace picks up faster as she sobs holding onto her release.

“Fuck, please breed me Zabuza. Please I want to come so badly" she cries as he looks down at her with a growl.

“You want me to put a baby in your belly pretty one. You want to be the mother of the demon of the mists offspring" he growls as he rams into her harder and faster. His mind clouded an a lust filled haze as he thinks about impregnating his gorgeous flower.

“Yes Zabuza please, please give it to me" she screams as the cord in her stomach finally snaps and her cunt squeezes his cock deliciously.

“Oh fuck, Hana I’m going to come-" he groans as he presses his pelvis hard into her making her scream from the pressure. She can feel the ropes of cum spurting into her fertile womb as her mind begins to clear.

Breathing heavily and looking down at her he sees her soft, beautiful smile as he kisses her deeply.

“Be my wife Hana" he says as he budges her nose softly as he kisses down her jaw.  Smiling widely, she nods as he lays his forehead against hers.

Pulling out of her, she winces at the pain as he sees his member covered in her maiden blood.

Proud of his accomplishments, he pulls her closer to him as he kisses her on the forehead.

“Rest my flower" he says as he covers her, helping her drift softly to sleep.

taglist: @axoxtxhxh​

[mrsbakashi]

B, D, E, T for Itachi plz💕

hi, anon! i'm guessing you're requesting for the a-z dirty headcanon because someone liked that post and 5 seconds later this showed up on my askbox, soooo we'll do it that way. and also because i have zero energy to do the fluff version as well.

ITACHI

⚠️ c.w.: +18, bondage, dom itachi (but also sub itachi - just slightly)

b - bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)

itachi and bondage are two things that match so much that when you think of one, you instantly think of the other. he lives for it - tying you up, obviously. he actually spends a good amount of time learning and practing new knots. to be honest it's not really about the sex, it's more that you trust and love him so much you're willing to let him tie you up completely and immobilize you. he loves how you moan a little everytime his hands touch your skin while he works on the knots, making sure they're not too tight so they won't hurt you. loves how impatient you get eventually, because he could and would spend hours there. always starts with your wrists.

d - dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a dom? do they have a dom that they trust already? what kind of things do they enjoy as/with their dominant partner?) 

itachi is a natural dom. it's some sort of gift, it comes with the sharingan. this trait of his is present not only during sex, but in every other moment. because he's a soft dom he's more focused into actually making sure you're comfortable and okay, though he won't hesitate in punishing you if he feels the need to - he usually doesn't. he's just the kind of guy who will make sure everything is perfect in the tiniest details for you - but by his standards. if you say something is fine, but he doesn't think it's fine, then it simply isn't. and the man's a perfectionist. and you know better than to complain.

he needs to be in control, that's it. that's why during sex he'll usually just tease and overstimulate you, never giving you what you want only so he can hear you begging and crying for him. but the truth is that he needs to feel needed, in every single way a person can be needed and more.

i also have this theory that he's kinda switch (only occasionally), because i believe that sometimes he shows his fragile side and all he wants is to be taken care of, to let you take control and show him that he is loved, he is worthy of love, and with that he is completely submissive for you, completely given to anything you want to do - he's yours.

e - extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

i am a strong believer that itachi loooooves lingerie. like he will spend a lot of money and time buying lingerie for you, because he just loves the sight and feel of lace on your skin - it drives him so crazy that when he brings a new piece for you he can't barely sit still while you try it on. most of the time you have to surprise him if you want him to actually see how they look on you. he spends more money at victoria's secret than you.

also loves watching you strip, but again, can't barely stand still and never waits for you to finish the show - he's all over you before you can think.

also, not a dirty hc, but since we're talking about extra info and clothes (kinda) itachi loves wearing matching outfits with you - i'm talking those really cliche cringe ones. he just loves sharing that with you.

oh, and breeding, obviously. he's an uchiha, you know the drill.

t - top or bottom (self explanatory…) 

we kinda talked about this on the dominance hc, but itachi is always a top. even when he's submissive. it's like he'll try to top you from the bottom 🗣️ he's just not built to be a bottom (at least in the way i see him).

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[chanfictions]

Did I slightly reinvent Tobi's character design? Yes. Did this chapter take an absurd amount of effort to extract from the tangled web of plot in my brain? I don't wanna talk about it. Will there ever be actual Kisame smut for the prompt event?? Also, yes. Eventually. It's coming, I swear. I just have a few… several… thousand words of plot and setup to vomit up first. Angst, fluff, and terrible Sci-Fi jokes. Come and get it!

Lucky Pt. 3

Love Game - Lucky Pt. 1 - Lucky Pt. 2 - Love Game Pt. 2 - Lucky Pt. 3

Kisame x Reader

Warnings: references to past self harm, scars, descriptions of bodily injury that occurred during part 2. 

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"Goddamnit, Hoshigaki, this isn't a fucking urgent care–"

You could clearly hear Kakuzu's pointed displeasure over the running water in the employee's bathroom where you were currently trying to mop the evidence of your terrible day off of your battered face. The thin, scratchy paper towels that did little more than dissolve into a pulpy mess upon contacting anything damp weren't doing any favors to your achy, broken skin. Sighing audibly, you made the mistake of glancing at yourself in the mirror and just cringed. 

To put it bluntly – you looked like shit. Your nose was probably broken. No amount of scarves or turtle necks would be able to hide the angry purple bruises that circled your neck and spilled onto your jawline. The shirt you were wearing was beyond saving – torn to shreds and splashed with more than one person's blood. That definitely wasn't going to wash out. You grumbled quietly, bracing your hands on the red-stained lip of the once porcelain white sink as you let your head hang and shut your eyes.

 At least today can't get any worse.

A knock at the door prompted your gaze to snap in the direction of the sound as it creaked open. A familiar hand offering a folded t-shirt emerged from the crack, followed by a quiet, "Here," to ensure it had your attention.

"Thanks," you croaked in response, gingerly taking it with a grip that just wouldn't stop shaking.

Fuck, your throat hurt.

When the hand disappeared and the door clicked shut again, you set the shirt on top of the paper towel dispenser and peeled off the wreck you were wearing with a pained grunt before chucking it into the bin, where it landed with a squelch on top of a pile of wet paper towels. Voices carried through the door as you turned from one side to the other to survey the rest of the damage in the mirror. Your face contorted in dismay. You didn't even remember how you acquired half of those bruises. Everything seemed to happen so fast – the impacts all blurred together. The traded blows probably left your apartment looking like a war zone. You groaned at the ceiling. There was no way you were getting your security deposit back now.

Your eyes drifted back to the clean t-shirt waiting for you on top of the plastic box jutting out of the wall. It still had a tag on it and was pressed flat – having lived a long, forgotten life at the bottom of a heavy pile. When you shook it out, holding it by the shoulders, you were greeted with text from a show you had attended last year and the subtle scent of formaldehyde. It must have been a leftover that went unsold, but no matter. You were just thankful to have something clean to put on – even though you wished it had been long-sleeved. The tag popped off with a sharp tug, and you pulled the shirt over your head before glancing over at yourself in the mirror again. To your surprise, it didn't look half bad on you – from the neck down, anyway.

The sound of a new voice joining the mixed discussion occurring just beyond the door drew your attention away from the wrecked reflection staring back at you. Not Kakuzu, not Kisame – definitely not that Zabuza character you had met briefly over nachos and a sports game at Kisame's apartment. This one was low, soft, and somehow still raspy. He was going back and forth with Kisame about something, though you couldn't quite make it out. 

Please, Kisame, tell me you didn't call the fucking cops.

Your heart began to pound again as you pressed your ear to the door in hopes of gleaning some insight into what was being said. Gods, you didn't want to have to talk to some judgemental prick in a uniform. You didn't want to be questioned about what you did to get yourself beaten to a pulp. 

A cold sweat beaded up on the back of your neck and rolled down onto the pressed collar of your borrowed shirt as a horrifying new thought crossed your mind. What if? What if they just went for the convenient arrest and tried to go after the person who saved you? Oh, gods – did Kisame kill him? Is that why you had to leave so quickly? What if–

A knock at the door.

"Hey, darlin', you decent?"

He wanted you to come out.

Fuck.

"Yeah, just a sec," you answered with a strained voice that hardly sounded like your own. It trembled in time with your shaking. Regardless of how much you wanted to bury yourself in that trash can of wet paper towels and disappear, you had to leave the strange comfort of this single-stall bathroom, though you did briefly consider climbing out the window and vanishing into whatever alleyway was on the other side of the wall. 

Don't be a fucking idiot.

They were waiting, whoever they were. You had to swallow the desert in your mouth and quash the doomsday scenarios squabbling in your brain and face the proverbial music. 

Why did it feel like you were the one in trouble here?

What a mess.

Kisame stood with arms crossed over his chest, glancing over his shoulder toward the employee bathroom briefly before returning his attention to the speaker at his side. A contact from his old line of work that morphed into something of a friend over the years had arrived at the bar some time after you and Kisame with a hastily packed duffle bag of your belongings and some rather unfortunate news.

When you finally emerged from behind the door looking like a beaten dog, the pair of voices in the room quieted for a moment until Kisame broke the first uncomfortable silence and gestured to the couch.

"Sit down. We need to talk."

Your eyes flicked anxiously from one face to another before you folded your arms over your chest and took a seat. The unfamiliar voice you heard earlier belonged to the figure perched on Kakuzu's coffee table. He had spiky black hair, and one side of his face was badly scarred and punctuated by a blind, clouded eye, giving him a rather intimidating air. It was subtle, somehow – not so much a warning that he might kill you if you annoyed him too much, but rather a testament that he had seen some shit in his life and shouldn't be taken lightly. He didn't look like a cop. You didn't see a badge or notice the stench of self-righteous superiority that normally hung around those types. He wasn't looking down on you, but somehow this was worse. His seeing eye – impossibly red and so clear – burned right through you and followed your movements, taking in your defensive posture, searching, searching, searching. You shifted uncomfortably in your seat, adjusting your folded arms as you glanced around at them again, hoping someone would just cut the fucking tension already and speak.

"This is To–"

"Obito, Kisame. We've been over this. I don't go by that name anymore."

"Sorry," Kisame said with a light laugh. "Old habits. Obito and I used to work together doing private security."

"Why does Obito have one of my bags?" You questioned through the tightness in your throat.

Kisame glanced over at his companion and back to you again. "Because you're gonna be staying with me for a while."

You looked between the two of them nervously, settling on the newcomer's scarred face when he began to explain.

"This situation is much much bigger and more complicated than you realize, and goes beyond just you," Obito continued, talking over your stunned silence, crimson orb focused keenly on yours in such a way that you seemed to be shrinking at an alarming rate.

The growing pit in your stomach told you exactly what that something was, but your smart mouth got ahead of you again with a biting accusation staining your tone. "And what is that, exactly?"

When Obito produced a well worn, leather-bound journal in response and flipped it open to a dog-eared page, time ground to a stop, and your heart may as well have stopped beating. A sick, frigid shiver raised goosebumps along your skin and sucked the moisture right out of your mouth. The past was catching up – you knew the image scrawled over the lined sheet all too well. The medallion that hung around Hidan's necklace was surrounded by columns of grimly illustrated notes detailing the darkly whispered promises that had long since sealed your fate – promises Hidan made in response to your desperate request.

"Tell me, have you heard of The Way of Jashin?"

Your voice strained and grew quiet, shrinking along with the rest of you into the couch. "I… H-hidan mentioned it once."

"Then you know what Hidan's interest in you was."

Of course, you knew. Humiliation burned your cheeks as you flexed your jaw and reflexively dug your nails into your arms. Hidan's voice hummed quietly in the back of your head. His touch lingered on the long, numbed scars that ran from your elbows to your wrists. You could still feel his thumb playing over your pulse point, all the while whispering like the devil he was in your ear.

Go on, cupcake. Or do you want me to do it for you?

Your breath caught in your chest as you abruptly lurched back to reality, suddenly uncomfortably aware of the presence of people in the room. Their eyes, their stares – you might as well have been sitting there naked with your broken secrets laying in your lap. The air had no business feeling this thick and swampy. You were suffocating all over again as you choked out a crackling yes in response. 

Obito rose to his feet, pulling his leather gloves back on and glancing at Kisame briefly before returning his attention to you once more. "You need to lay low for a while. Don't go out. Don't go home. Turn off your phone. I guarantee he's going to try to contact you – to get into your head. Don't let him."

Even without looking up at him, you could feel that crimson eye in your head, reading your thoughts, uncovering your secrets, rifling through all of your dirty laundry as he probably had to pack the bag sitting at his feet. You wondered how much he really knew – and what he told Kisame, or what Kisame told him for that matter. Your thoughts were racing out of control, and the only rational piece of driftwood you could grab in your personal storm of chaos was the laughable prospect of rent and the countless holes in the drywall that needed repair. "How am I supposed to do that – I have to work–"

"Everything you need is in that bag."

Chewing on the inside of your cheek, you twisted your knuckles in your lap as you struggled to get the next question off of your tongue. The momentum you had a moment ago was lost. "So… is… is Hidan…"

"Dead? No. He was gone by the time I got to your apartment."

Untangling your arms from the knot you'd tied them in around your body, you leaned forward, burying your face in your hands as you let out a shaky, defeated sigh.

Great.

You really should have known better than to ask when you knew the answer already. Of course, Hidan was still alive, and now, you were right back where you started – alone on the dance floor, hunted by a starving wolf with a gnashing hole in your chest that left you wondering if your luck had finally run out. 

After Obito left and Kisame was guilted into returning to work, you remained locked on the couch, staring dumbly at your hands and listening to Kakuzu's irritated muttering as he tried to carefully remove what was left of the broken threads woven through the delicate skin on your neck. You were decidedly not as cooperative as you had been the first time around, though, tensing at distant noises coming from the bar and reflexively jerking your head back every time Kakuzu moved unexpectedly or the scissors in his hand flashed in your periphery. The low, warning rumble in his chest and the crease forming between his eyebrows made it abundantly clear that his patience was wearing thin.

"Hold. Still."

It occurred to you as you mumbled through an apology that your balled up hands were still shaking, and boy were you ever frustrated about it. This wasn't you. You didn't flinch. You were the girl that no one messed with, not some frightened puppy. 

Damnit, you were better now.

But Hidan wasn't going to let you have that, was he?

A calloused thumb brushing over your still itchy and now painfully bruised skin made you lurch again. Your eyes met Kakuzu's glare this time, though the staring contest was short-lived. Kakuzu was not someone you cared to challenge right now, considering you were wearing a product of his generosity, not to mention he had spared you from at least one unwanted trip to the ER. Besides, he wasn't the one you were angry at.

"Here."

A cold glass was thrust into your hand – an order more than a gift, perhaps just to keep you from being a further nuisance to him. You knew what it was without looking down – the slightly sweet scent of your favorite drink wafted upwards. You almost laughed. It seemed like the testy owner kept track of his most profitable patrons' preferred poisons. You silently wondered if he had some spreadsheet with embarrassing nicknames hidden away in his office to keep track of what needed to be on order. 

"Thanks," you croaked back, offering a pained half smile that strained your split lip. "I owe you one."

Kakuzu just snorted as he stood and began to walk away. "I'll send you a bill."

It was hard to tell if that was meant to be a joke or not. Ordinarily, you might have had a cheeky quip on the tip of your tongue in response, but today was not one of those days. All you could manage was a dry chuckle before taking a sip to settle your still very rattled nerves as the older man vanished into his office. 

You woke with a start when something warm came to rest on your shoulder and gave it a gentle squeeze. Your body lurched back into the cushion behind you, eyes pinned wide and heart crawling up into your mouth as you fought through the thick fog of sleep to figure out just what monstrous creature was about to sink its infinite rows of teeth into your squishy, human skull.

"Easy, darlin'. Just me."

You blinked in confusion, swallowing the cotton sludge in your mouth as your eyes finally focused on the face looking down at you. No monsters, nor rows of gnashing jaws. No Hidan standing over you, whispering grim little lullabies with silver in his hand – only Kisame. Kisame with his kind eyes and compassion pulling his mouth into a soft line, slowly drew his hand back in an apology for making you think for even an instant that he was anyone else.

"Sorry," you mumbled thickly, pressing yourself off of the sticky leather your sweaty skin had adhered itself to over the last few hours. House music thudded through the walls, still sounding familiar despite being muffled by the minimal soundproofing offered by the back room. Had you really slept through that? "What time is it?"

"A little after ten," Kisame answered while reaching down to snag your duffle bag from the floor. 

Right. You had almost forgotten. You weren't going back to your apartment, or rather, you couldn't, assuming your earlier conversation with that Obito character hadn't been an invention of your frazzled mind. The ache wrapped around your throat tightened painfully as you swallowed hard again, wondering if Hidan had gone back to wait for you after the dust settled. Was he sitting on your couch, surrounded by broken glass and fallen trinkets, drinking your liquor? Was he still humming your song?

"You good?" Kisame's voice cut through that unsettling fantasy, drawing you back to the present. Those eyes were fixed on you again, studying your far-off expression, seeing all of your doubt and worry. You really needed to work on your poker face.

You shook your head, trying to rid yourself of the image, forcing a small smile. "Yeah. Just tired."

"Come on," he said, offering you a hand. "Let's go home."

Home. He meant his apartment. Is that what it was for you now, too? You took his hand, standing up on shaky legs as he pulled you in under a heavy arm with your bag slung casually over his other shoulder and followed his lead out to the parking lot. 

When the exterior door creaked open, a wave of heat gushed into the already humid hallway. The night air had grown heavy with the threat of rain. You breathed it in as you walked together through the packed lot and gazed up into the murky sky for a moment, listening to distant rumblings before climbing into Kisame's truck. Upon glancing down, you realized that there was blood on the passenger seat.

Your blood. From today. It had all happened today.

Kisame caught you staring as he turned to back out of his spot, braced with his hand behind your headrest. He wanted to tell you not to worry about it, that his old beater had seen so many coffee and grime stains that a spot of blood hardly even registered to him, but it seemed like you were on another planet again. As he righted himself to put the truck into drive, he paused – wanting to touch, to offer some kind of physical reassurance, but ultimately just put his hands back on the wheel to make the journey home out of fear that he might startle you again if he did. It hurt to just look at you – so bruised and battered with that distant uncertainty fogging your eyes.

A thick, uncomfortable silence hung in the cabin, making what should have been a short, easy drive stretch on for eternity. You were lost somewhere, mired in self-deprecation and doubt, and Kisame wasn't entirely sure how to best drag you out. You weren't like this the first time – after Hidan had been thrown out of the club. That drive was full of chatter and apologies – you made lighthearted jokes at your own expense, determined to not let ghosts get the better of you. Your head was still above the water then. 

But now… now, it seemed like you were drowning. 

When Kisame pulled into his assigned spot and parked, you finally looked up from the blood stain on the upholstery. He popped open your door and hoisted your bag back over his shoulder, coaxing you out of the truck with an open arm. You climbed out and walked under his wing with no argument, much preferring having the weight resting over your shoulders the way it was, even in the stifling heat.

He unlocked the door and flicked on the light, ushering you back through a familiar doorway into a pleasantly cool, familiar kitchen – all looking exactly as they had this morning but somehow different. An uneasy feeling was settling in your stomach like toxic silt – as though your home had burned to the ground and you were walking away from the ashes with nothing but the clothes on your back. Your situation suddenly felt less temporary. It was your horrifying, new reality.

"You hungry?" Kisame interrupted your spiraling again with such a simple, mundane question as he set your bag down on a table and made his way toward the fridge. It almost made you laugh. Kisame was always hungry.

"No. I think I just want to take a shower and pretend today didn't happen," you mumbled back, unzipping your bag to rifle for pajamas and maybe a towel.

"If Tobi forgot to grab your soap, you can use mine," his voice stated from inside the fridge. So casual. So domestic. So frighteningly normal. Glasses clanked loudly as he moved things aside and dug for leftover pizza. "He got in and out of there in a hurry."

"Thanks, Kisame." You made a mental note that you needed to clean his fridge before a forgotten Chinese food container had the chance to gain sentience. 

"You sure you don't want anything?" He asked again, emerging victoriously with a box of pizza and setting it on the counter as he peered over his shoulder.

You managed a small smile when he glanced back at you and your armful of things, hoping that it looked more convincing than it felt. "Yeah, really, I'm good."

With the dim, flickering light of an almost muted TV illuminating your face, you sighed quietly, burying your face in your hands for the umpteenth time today. While your boiling shower had temporarily relieved you of your stresses while you were trying to scrub away the day's horrors, the gnawing sense of unease that had been festering in your stomach came creeping back as the purifying heat began to dissipate from your skin. You sat numbly on the couch, the same one that had been your bed for the last week, unable to find the fatigue that allowed you to pass out in the lounge outside of Kakuzu's office. You were wired. Antsy. Suspicious of neighborly noises and creaking floors. The rolling thunder and rain pelting the windows outside weren't helping either. It was almost three in the morning, and you still couldn't fucking sleep.

"Hey, darlin', you still awake?"

You nearly jumped out of your skin with a startled gasp, having somehow not heard the opening and closing of his bedroom door over your own paranoia. "Y-yeah. Sorry, did the TV wake you up?"

"Nah, just got up for some water." 

That was a terrible lie. He came to check on you.

"Anything good on?"

You glanced back at the screen, having completely forgotten what you were even half-watching. Oh, right. Your guilty pleasure. "Just a cheesy Sci-Fi marathon. They always play the good stuff after midnight," you said with a half-hearted smile.

Kisame's dark eyes lit up as he stared at the screen. "Is this the one with the zombie sharks?"

You snorted, covering your mouth to stifle genuine laughter at your surprise that he could even identify the movie based on what was on the TV. "Dead Sea 2? Yes."

"Want some company? I never got to see the ending," he offered with that winning, crooked smirk.

You patted the seat next to you. "It's your couch, big guy. And you're in luck. It just started."

Kisame retrieved the glass of water he had insisted was the reason for his late-night shuffling before settling in beside you, leaving the drink on the table and stretching his arm over the back of the couch.

It took two commercial breaks for you to realize that you were more relieved than anything that Kisame was sitting beside you now. The tension you had been carrying that seemed to wind tighter with every passing bump in the night was finally letting go. You hardly heard the thunder anymore over the badly written script and Kisame's raspy barks of laughter. He was Team Zombie Shark, which you found endlessly amusing, considering you always rooted for the toothy antagonists yourself. It was a breath of fresh air – a welcome break in the storm.

You shimmied into the back of the couch, drawing your legs up with a yawn as the fatigue you had been so waiting for finally made itself known. You exhaled sleepily, closing your eyes for just a moment, swearing to no one but yourself that you were going to at least make it to the end of the movie. Without thinking, you tucked in closer to the source of warmth at your side, setting your head down against something firm and familiar, nuzzling your cheek into pleasantly soft fabric. Kisame made no objection, of course – only pulling a blanket down off of the back of the couch to cover you and setting his arm back around your shoulders as the soothing beat resonating in his chest slowly lulled you off to sleep.

[starrybunnyarchive]

if Kakashi's kid found one of his books he would almost have a heart attack

since he had his own kids, he became more cautious about his books. obviously he still enjoy reading smut. specially with his beautiful wife 👀👀👀

Warnings: maybe long (total words: 285)

his little daughter loves hearing stories about her father and his team. and this night isn't different. the girl wants him to tell a story before bed.

after getting her comfortable on her bed, Kakashi thinks, trying to find a good one to tell her. but suddenly the girl gets the first volume of Icha Icha Series from under her pillow.

he absolutely frozes, panicking inside when he sees the orange book. she saw the book on his hands just once, and he keeps the book pretty high on the bookshelf. but Kakashi's little daughter absolutely loves him and everything is related to him. she probably picked up a chair when anyone was waiting and got the book. lucky him, she still doesn't know how to read properly.

—dad, i want you to read this one i found.— she says, smiling.

with sweat running down his forehead, he proposes another thing.

—actually, sweetheart, this book isn't god. instead, dad will tell you again when me and my team defeated Zabuza, okay?— he says, getting the book from her tiny hands, nervously.

she immediately loses interest on the book because the story her father is about to tell her is her favorite.

once more, Kakashi entertain his daughter until shes asleep. after giving a kiss on her head, he leaves her bedroom and finds his wife with crossed arms, staring at him.

—you better find another place to hide your books.— his wife says.

—y-yes i will.— he says, nervously.

Kakashi picks up his books and put all of them on the top of the bookshelf, away from the tiny eyes of his daughter.

[magentatheclown]

☆Fanfic Commissions!!☆

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Its been a longgggg time since I’ve been active on here so while I figure out other content to post, I’m opening fanfic requests! While I don't have a crazy amount of experience writing fanfiction I have read thousands and i mean THOUSANDS of fanfictions so I hope I can transfer what I’ve learned from others and put my own spin on it! Right now I'll only be accepting one-shot rqs nut i am open to doing longer fics in the future! 

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                                         ✩ Boundaries/Rules ✩

I will write: romantic or platonic ships, Character x Character or Character x y/n, Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, possibly smut but as of rn it must also include one of the previous categories (i.e. you cant request an only smut fic but you could request fluuf/smut), Headcannons

I will NOT write: pro/comship stuff, huge age-gaps, sexual abuse, beastiality, anything about real people (celebrities, youtubers, etc) etc. I have final say in what I choose to write and I will not write anything that makes me uncomfortable

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                           ✩ Fandoms/Characters I Can Write For ✩

Naruto (pre-shippuden): Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Kakashi, Jiryaya, Zabuza, Gaara, Orochimaru, Tsunadae, Daedara, Sasori, Kabuto

Death Note: Misa, Light, Ryuk, L

My hero academia: all of class 1-A, aizawa, all might, all of the villians, hawks

Harry Potter (Fuck J.K Rowling): any character (within reason, if they made a funko pop of them I can probably write them)

Valorant: Yoru, Pheonix, Neon, Chamber, Brimstone, Cypher

Stardew Valley: Any (obviously Jas/Vincent platonic only)

Disney (no smut): Any princess movie characters, pretty much any of the popular movies, Note: I’ll only write for human characters.

Danganronpa: anyone from the first game (thh)

Bojack Horseman: Todd, Princess Carolynn, Diane, Mr Peanutbutter, possibly Bojack but idk

Cookie Run Kingdom: anyone that was included in the dating sim

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That's all for now! If you want to request a character that isn't listed feel free but just know I may not know them well enough to write them. To request just tell me what character(s) you'd like and what you'd like me to write about and Ill do my best to get to you as quickly as possible! As always have something to eat, drink water, and do something fun today lovelies!

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