#ZEUS 🌩️

[evilios]

I keep thinking of potential for "good dad Zeus" stories but for Olympians when they're younger/coming into power and they're making me very, very sentimental.

You're young Artemis and you're your father's daughter. You come to him first when you're upset or hurt because, intimidating as he is to many, he always holds you close, laughs fondly, and makes your distress easier to bear. You know that whoever hurt you will not sleep at night and your wounds will heal.

You're young Apollo and you're your mother's child but your father's favorite son. You and him share understanding looks that no one else comprehends. When you wake up from your first prophecy, you are terrified and confused, but you feel a steady, big, warm hand under yours and it's alright. He teaches you the art of fate. You know his mind like no other.

You're young Athena and you're your father's delight. He always finds newer and newer ways to engage your rapidly thinking mind, and he chuckles fondly at your theories. "You would be a mighty king, my child," he tells you and you know it is the highest praise though you don't delight in calls of power. You watch competitions and games standing by his side. You are, still, his greatest pride.

You're young Hermes and you always make your father laugh. He tells you stories of your mother, all scented with strawberry tree fruits and wild flowers, and you wonder how big a man's heart is to store so many loves. He chides you a little for your constant pranks but you can tell that he loves you from the little glint in his eyes. He always sits you close during banquets and listens to your stories even if they're made up.

You're young Dionysus and your father finds you perplexing. He might not understand you as well as his other children, but you watch him from afar and get him, somewhat. The grab for power and the need to keep it, the desire to make others bow to your might: you've felt it since you were much younger. Always a demanding son, always a ruthless little leopard. He'd pick you up and look at you in wonder, "you are so much like me".

You're young Ares and your father does not understand you as well because you're your mother's child. You are not as close to him as others are but that's how you are with most of your family. Deep down, he relates to you - he was much like you when he was young: taking what he's owed. As you grow older, you realize you've become the same great father he is, following in his steps.

[bones4thecats]

Hi!

I was wondering if you can do Poseidon, Thor, Hades and Loki when their S/O plays with their hair?

thanks!

<3

Type of Writing: Request Characters: Poseidon, Thor, Hades, and Loki Name: Playing with Their Hair Requester: @aurora-rose-miller

A/N: I honestly relate to this so much. I love messing with people's hair, though, I do hate it when people mess with my hair, since many people just basically graze it like they're touching a flower's petals😮‍💨

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🔱 This guy definitely takes extreme amount of care when it comes to his physical form

🔱 I mean, have you seen this guy's muscles?

🔱 Poseidon also doesn't enjoy being touched, it's just something that has always bothered him

🔱 But, when you came up and into his life, Poseidon had adjusted to the best of his ability to handle how much you liked affection being thrown around physically

🔱 He doesn't take that many breaks, but for some reason, his head was pounding after handling a meeting with his brothers

🔱 Poseidon stood up from his desk and began to walk around the castle, making a bee-line to where he knew you were, the old garden he had gifted you as a wedding present, since he knew you liked observing the animals that inhabited his seas

🔱 Walking inside, he caught sight of you throwing a fish into the air for a dolphin to catch, laughing and petting it's head as it swam off

🔱 Smiling on the inside, he walked up to you and sat down, allowing you to speak up

" My Dear, may I massage your head? You seem quite tense. "

🔱 He nodded and allowed you to lay behind him as his back laid against his chest, this was one of his favorite things to do whenever he wasn't relaxing

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🌩️ He's normally training quite often, but he does find time to wash his hair down so it doesn't get overwhelmed with grease, it gives him a headache

🌩️ Thor also doesn't do much to relax. But, when you bribe him right, he can sit down in the back of your shared residence and let the winds of Asgard flow through your hair

🌩️ This time, he had been training to a severe amount, and due to that, he was very tense and had a straining headache because Loki wouldn't stop popping up to ask the most mind-numbingly stupid questions known to the God

🌩️ Sitting down while facing the ground, you walked up behind your husband and began to massage his head, allowing him to adjust, before moving to mess with a strand of his hair

🌩️ Your husband looked at you as you twirled a long trail of hair in your fingers, and when your eyes caught his, he smiled gently and laid his head on your shoulder

" My Bolt, thank you for this. "

🌩️ You smiled and patted his head before laying a kiss on his forehead, his hair still being twirled in your hand

🌩️ Your eyes then lit up as he cocked and eyebrow while sighing

" You wish to braid it, am I right? " " Maybe... " " Go ahead, there is nowhere that is in dire need of my attention other than here, with you. "

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💀 Okay, we have all seen that part in the series where Hades twirls his own hair, right? Based on that fact, Hades does enjoy it when he gets breaks to hang out with his S/O

💀 Hades normally always has work to do, either from his brother, or some that involved reasonings with his duties as the leader of Helheim, and that was including that day

💀 Zeus had really laid something down wrongly, and that angered the Hindu Pantheon's leader, Shiva, and due to being the older brother and most responsible, and only one who won't kill someone for no respect, he was trying to fix it

💀 Hades had looked over the same piece of paper sent by Shiva's first wife, Parvati, and sighed, the guy really had some anger issues, huh?

💀 Then, he heard your footsteps approach his office, and he looked up when the doors opened and your bright figure approached him

" My lovely King, you look so down in the dumps. What is the matter? "

💀 He sighed as you began to mess with his hair and occasionally rubbing his head, making him lay his head back to look at you

" It is nothing you need to worry about, Sweet-Skull. "

💀 You smiled lovingly and kissed your husband, causing him to twirl you around and sit on his lap

" How about you just rest here for a little while? You have nothing important to do right now, I presume? "

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🐍 On everything this guy may seem like he doesn't, but he does wash his hair quite often, how do you think he's able to transform so much without gaining the worst migraine in history?

🐍 Loki looked at you and smiled from the tree, he flapped the wings of his bee-form and began flying down towards you, and when he landed on your hand, you squealed as he cackled in the air

🐍 Transforming back, Loki floated down to bump his nose to you and begin teasing you about how cute you were when you were scared

🐍 You chuckled at his childish antics and began to pat his head, prompting him to smile lightly and lay himself down on the ground

🐍 Instead of transforming like normal, Loki crawled towards you and laid his head in your lap, grabbing your hand and laying it down on his scalp before saying

" I got you to laugh, I deserve some sort of present for it. "

🐍 While shaking your head and rolling your eyes, you began to undo the little charm and braid he had on the side of his head and comb his hair with your hands

🐍 Loki smiled while he curled himself into your lap and pushing his head further into your grip

🐍 He may be quite the spoiled God when it comes to your affection, and he may be a pain in the ass to many, but he was your spoiled pain in the ass

[vanillashay]

Happy Zeus Day 🌩️

Happy Thursday 🙏🏻 Last time I made digital offerings for Zeus and Thor, it randomly thundered all night without warning.

[celestialprincesse]

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Simon used to hate storms. He used to hate the pounding of rain on windows like shrapnel and kicked up dirt in the aftermath of a grenade against just barely reached shelter. That's what storms remind him of; that his limited sense of security is temporary.

The rumble of thunder reminded him of the deafening whir of helicopter blades carrying him and the men he still considers family to what could very well be their ends. Reminded him of how he'd tell himself that if that day was his last, he'd die serving his country, die so innocents like his mother and brother would never be subjected to the horror that he and his teammates witnessed on a daily basis.

When lightning pierced the sky in violent, forking fingers, that first blinding flash of light that catches you off guard and makes you jump from your skin, Simon only saw that white light of explosives decimating their surroundings, homes and roads, women and children. Explosives don't care how young or old you are, pregnant or risk. Explosives, like storms, don't have a conscience.

When Simon first met you, that first night when the air grew humid and heavy with electricity, it was impossible not to see the way his shoulders tensed and his eyebrows set like a gladiator readying himself to go into battle. He still so vividly remembers the way you told him the story of Zeus and his bolt, commanding lightning and mastering the skies, and the demigod Aeolus, the ruler of the winds. He's still able to recall the hour long tangent you went on, teaching him all you knew about ancient gods and mythology with a bashful smile when you noticed the way he looked at you like you'd strung the stars up in the sky, so beautifully passionate in your retelling.

Simon had been so utterly enraptured in your story that by the time you'd finished talking, the storm clouds had long rolled over the silver sky. Now, when the low growl of thunder shakes the ground and clouds gather, Simon finds himself unable to think of the nauseating violence of war - only you. He only ever thinks of you.

[gingermintpepper]

Hi Ginger :DD Time to spill some tea >:))))

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Heyyy Pen, always glad to spill my guts (seriously, I'd never post anything any other way)

🌪️Sum up a WIP with a few fic tropes/Ao3 tags.

A particular Zeus + Apollo centric wip I have can be summed up as 'No beta, we die like Persephone', 'Father-son bonding', 'The not-so-glamourous side of being the god of Prophecy' and 'Zeus is a Complicated Father (he is doing his best)'

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

From the same wip as mentioned above:

"You should have a drink."

Apollo slaps the kylix out of his father's hand, nectar sizzling when it splashes on his heated skin, "Fuck your drink! What good will drinking do us now?! What problem could it possibly solve?"

Past his heaving breaths and the frazzled curls of his hair, Apollo can only see his father. Stalwart and tall, not a single hair of his ruffled by Apollo's outburst save for a single raised eyebrow. Shame is a lightning strike through his chest, regret its swift twin. "Father, I -"

"You know," and Zeus gathers the fabric of his thick chiton round his knee, stoops low on his haunches, "the same could well be said of your anger." He grabs the spilled cup. There's a chip in the lip, an ugly fracture whose cracks now stain the once pristine depiction of his father and stepmother's wedding day. It was Father's favourite drinking cup and now it's ruined.

Zeus kneels in front of him, and Apollo wishes he wouldn't. He wishes his father wouldn't look at him with such understanding eyes. It's Apollo who broke his favourite cup, Apollo whose inaction have doomed Persephone, Apollo who will forever speak destruction and doom into being.

"Phoebus," he says, and his voice is so calm when all Apollo deserves are curses, "lashing out will only cause more pain, more destruction." His father pries his fingers out of their balled and quaking fist, gently rests the ruined kylix in his palm. "Have a drink with me. It'll help, I swear it."

🌩️ Share something funny/cracky from your WIP.

Naturally, from the same wip:

"Phoebus."

Five small white heads poke out from the tangle of dense brown curls laid out against the rug. Zeus snorts, amused, "Phoebus, it is time to get up."

The sprawling lump of fine hair and limbs shudders. His crows all scatter, the tinkling of their adornments like chimes as they search for new perches in the high walled room. A muffled sound dully echoes about the room. Zeus laughs, crossing the threshold and making peace with the ten sets of talons now seeking purchase atop his horns and shoulders. "I didn't quite catch that, child. You'll have to raise your head so I can hear you."

The crow closest to his ear begins picking at the sapphire in his earring. Zeus brushes it off, looking away for just long into to miss Phoebus digging himself out of his miserable pile of pillows and furs, "I said, it is not yet morning, father. Whyever would you have need of me now?"

What a cute thing-! Blue eyes bleary with Sleep's heavy touch, pretty curls all frayed and thick from being teased by his birds and crushed by his pillows. Oh, if only dear Hear could see him like this, surely she'd forget even her distaste if faced with such a charming side of the boy. He can't help but try flatten some of those poufy curls with his hands, "Training of course. You've until your birds find new perches to grab your sword."

Phoebus blinks, "What?"

Zeus smiles, he tilts his head, filling the room with the roar of thunder, startling both Phoebus and his flock of birds. "I'll see you at the field."

[rosewater-28]

PT 1. WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AT A PAJAMAS PARTY WITH THEM (DEMIGODS VERSION). 👬🏻 💤 🛏️ 🍬

The sons of…

🌩️ZEUS:

-I think it could be really fun to spend a night telling stories and anecdotes with them. -Apart from the fact that it would not be uncomfortable to sleep with them, you could feel safe.

🔱🌊POSEIDON:

-They would be very cool and funny. -Surely they would propose to you to do some prank and, when you went out in the middle of the night to prepare the prank, you would find Hermes' cabin about to do the same.

🌱🌾DEMETER:

-They would be cinamonroll. -You could confess your problems and vent without any worry, they will support you and give advice to solve them.

⚔️ARES:

-Although at first they may seem very rude (and some are), you will see that they can become great friends with whom you can chat for hours. -And if you seem reliable to them, they will show you their own collection of weapons.

🦉ATHENA:

-Maybe they are serious people on the outside, but believe me when I say that you can have incredible conversations with them. -They will talk about their ideas and theories, you will discuss super random topics and you will have a great time.

🏹☀️APOLLO:

-They will tell you all the gossip they know (it's a lot). -And in the middle of the night they will take out a little box/bag that they had hidden and in which they have stored a lot of candy, (the next day your tummy will hurt, without a doubt) .

🔨🔥HEPHAESTUS:

-They will be super excited because a friend has met them at a pajama party and they will begin to talk to you excitedly about all their projects, about the new developments in the mechanical market… (You probably don't understand half of what they say, but they are really fun and funny friends).

💘APHRODITE:

-They will (not surprisingly) have a lot more gossip to tell than Apollo's cabin. -Surely they will recommend a boy or girl at the camp who is single and later they will shower you with real compliments (they are experts in them). -You'll probably stay talking until the sun rises.

🪽📬HERMES:

-They would surely prepare some fun activity to do in the middle of the night. -They would also listen to you whatever you say to make you feel understood. -Finally when everyone was asleep they would show you their secret drawer where they hide a lot of food that they have been stealing from the dining pavilion.

🍷🍇DIONYSUS:

-I think that together you would get to talk about quite psychological topics or at least about serious topics. -Something that I am quite clear about is that if you are true friends, they will give you a can of Coca Cola that Dionysus gave them for completing a mission or goal.

I've been thinking that I love doing these types of posts where I comment on how demigods would be or react, so I hope to do more. (Obviously including pt 2 of this post). Bye bye! 😊

[the-sassy-owl]

🌩️THALIA GRACE, DAUGHTER OF ZEUS, LIEUTENANT OF ARTEMIS BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, Pinecone Face™️🌩️

Here’s my piece for the In The Heights meme collab! ✨

[king-of-the-fish]

I'm personally surprised--but happy!--that it came this soon, given your infamous inferiority complex in admitting your vulnerabilities such as love and your affection. People have always forgotten that you are very people-y person and then blame you for your "oddities" in trying to cope with the lack of something you fundamentally need for your sanity. And even though everyone has been actively working on it with you, your track record with your brothers--particularly Zeus, but also Hades in the way mortals perceive and compare you both--along with you always being overlooked in comparison to basically everyone else has taught you to guard yourself and reinforce those walls so you don't fall that low again of craving something you cannot have.

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What are you, a therapist??

[moonchild-in-blue]

@feralsrock tagging you as promised!

Part 2 in an hour besties ✨

[thunder-pants]

hiiii uncle zeus :3

Child spotted!

⚡🌩️⚡🌩️⚡🌩️outta here

[evilios]

Hera and Zeus by Erté, 1989

Created by a Russian-French artist and designer Romain de Tirtoff (born Roman Petrovich Tyrtov), these bronze statues of the Greek Deities, Hera and Zeus, are a part of a limited series of 500 pieces. the Gods are depicted wearing elaborate, long deep-blue patterned robes with richly decorated garments underneath. Hera's statuette is accompanied by a bronze peacock.

Photo source: 🏺

[bones4thecats]

hi bon,

can you do Hades, Poseidon, Thor and Herac

husband and s/o just finish with gathering, when s/o been drag by Aphrodite

husband been drag by Zeus/Loki to Aphrodite new establishment

as husband enter one things they saw all the server wearing a cute sexy bunny outfit which husband don't care

then husband saw s/o been drag out by aphrodite while wearing those while said s/o trying to hide everything which failed miserably

s/o saw husband and have turn into mortified as their husband saw them in said outfit. husband outrage with aphrodite while zeus/loki used those as blackmailed.

in private husband said that s/o look cute in those outfit

A/N: This was an interesting request. Honestly, I can see all of this happening to them each, as I can see Aphrodite getting bored and yoinking their S/O just for something fun to happen. She’s definitely a teaser.

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💀 Well this was quite odd, Zeus never really visited him down in Helheim, and while Hades protested at the start, Zeus didn’t take anything

💀 He was dragging him to Aphrodite’s newest opening ‘restaurant’ in Valhalla

💀 Hades was very loyal to his S/O, so going there felt like betraying their trust, and he did not like that

💀 But, Aphrodite had taken his S/O away earlier that day, and he couldn’t let them see them there possibly, but Zeus’ hold was surprisingly good

“ Now, older brother. You are to stay here, I will get something to drink. “

💀 He watched confused as his brother left him at the table, and as he looked at the nymphs walking around in very revealing outfits, he looked at the ground like Poseidon always did

“ Oh come on, Aphrodite! I am not going out there wearing this damn thing! “

💀 Your voice? Why were you here? And what was Aphrodite making you wear?

💀 Looking up from the marble floors, he saw a familiar big chested woman holding you in place, and you… oh my Helheim you were wearing a bunny outfit

💀 You tried hiding certain parts of your body from the other Gods in the facility, and Hades was one of the first people you had seen

“ Aphrodite. They’re changing and going home. Now. “

💀 Aphrodite smiled and giggled before allowing your embarrassed form to go back to change

💀 He cannot lie though, seeing you in that? Woo

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“ No. “

🔱 He did not want to go in the slightest, but with how Zeus kept trying to blast him for being a buzzkill, he couldn’t take his whining anymore

🔱 Poseidon stood up and followed his younger brother as he walked through the fairly decent looking facility that Aphrodite had put together

“ Go ahead and sit. I’m gonna go get something at the bar, Hera can’t yell at me here! “

🔱 He sighed and sat down, opening the book he had grabbed from his study before leaving his and your palace

🔱 While reading, he could hear Zeus start speaking, or rather, flirting with another woman until the familiar slap sound echoed, making Poseidon smile for a second

🔱 But while that got him to react a bit, hearing you yelling at Aphrodite made him look up

“ I am not going out there in this, Aphrodite! Kiss your Christmas present goodbye! “ “ Oh come on, dearie~ I believe that someone out there will really like this~ “

🔱 Excuse me?

🔱 He stood up, summoned his trident and walked away, his book being sent back home to his desk as he strolled to the back of the building

“ I swear to you, Aphrodite! I will get Poseidon to end every connection with you if you make me walk out there with all of those lustful assholes! “

🔱 Poseidon saw you dressed in a bunny outfit and glared at Aphrodite, not making eye contact, but surely scaring her to the core

“ How about you change now? “ “ Thank the Gods. “

🔱 He’d rather you thank him but, it’ll do for now. And even he cannot deny, you looked fairly nice in the outfit…

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🌩️ Loki does not give in easily, and Thor knew that, he grew up with the God

🌩️ He walked behind Loki as he rambled about how nice the place appeared, and he only answered questions with a quick glance

🌩️ He had sat with Loki as he ate moussaka while Thor only looked out the window at the passing birds and people

🌩️ The thing that caught him out of his appearing trance was Loki whistling and his comment

“ Isn’t that your S/O? Oh, Y/N! “

🌩️ Thor looked up and he froze like ice when he had seen you, you were wearing a beautifully wove bunny outfit and because of how revealing it was, you were trying to hide certain body parts

🌩️ His cheeks glowed slightly red as he told you to go with him to change, glaring slightly at Aphrodite as you walked past her, she only giggled as Thor wrapped his cloak around you, hiding your form from certain Gods

🌩️ Once you changed, he looked at you and patted your head, saying;

“ While I did not approve of Aphrodite putting you in that outfit without your consent, I will have you admit, you looked nice in it. “

🌩️ You laughed nervously as he wrapped his arms around your waist, sitting you on his lap as he laid his nose in your neck

“ And I will have to teach you what happens when you look that nice for others~ “

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💪 His father wanted him to get out of the palace, to get out and about, have some fun!

💪 Ares and Hermes had decided to tag along, since he had nothing going on, and Zeus was happy to have both of his sons around, after all, now he can say he got drunk and hit on women for the environment

💪 A ‘guy’s night out’ as he said

💪 Heracles sat down and watched the other people walk around in outfits that were described by others, including his brothers, as ‘far to revealing’

💪 But, of course, their father liked it, how gross… damn old pervert

💪 He looked at Hermes as he called his name, and Ares’ face was frozen looking behind the demi-god

“ I believe you have a surprise behind you, it appears to me that- “ “ Y/N’s wearing a bunny outfit! “

💪 Ares’ interruption made Hermes glare at him and made Heracles snap his head behind him in shock

💪 It was true, you were wearing the ears, tail, outfit and all, and it made him get so flustered

“ Oh Heracles! I didn’t see you there, do tell, does Y/N look good or not? “ “ They- um… they look good… “

💪 Aphrodite chuckled and pat your head, saying you could change

💪 Well, this was going to be an interesting night, your husband was now very flustered, and he couldn’t stop imagining you in the outfit

💪 Help this poor boy!

[malleusthehammer]

Request and Master List!

Hello!! I’m Malleus, and if you don’t already know me, i write for multiple fandoms (Mainly ROR/SNV and Fallout) I’m a newbie writer, so it may just start out as drabbles or headcanons. But this is my request and master list!

Request Do’s/Don’ts!

I will write..

Fluff

NSFW (not consistently)

Maybe angst?

I will NOT write..

Anything regarding a valkyrie x valkyrie or brother x brother, basic stuff like that.

Ships (canon x canon, OC x canon)

Anything regarding children, unless platonic.

RECORD OF RAGNAROK⚜️

The Gods

⚡️ Zeus

None yet!

💌 Hermes

None yet!

🛡️ Ares

None yet!

🌺 Aphrodite

None yet!

🪶 Odin

None yet!

🎭 Loki

None yet!

☀️ Apollo

None yet!

🌩️ Thor

Braiding his hair

🪰 Beezelbub

None yet!

☠️ Hades

Getting a piggyback ride

🦁 Hercules

Getting a piggyback ride

🌊 Poseidon

Earth God/Goddess S/O

🔥 Shiva

None yet!

Humanity

🐴 Lü Bu

Calling them pretty!

Braiding his hair

🍎 Adam

Calling them pretty!

getting a piggyback ride

Prankster Child!

⚔️ Sasaki Kojiro

Calling them pretty!

Breaking the News to Sasaki

Playing Baseball

Braiding his hair

Period care

(Shitpost) Boobies ;3

Getting a piggyback ride

Prankster Child!

🔪 Jack the Ripper

Calling them pretty!

Summer? Not my thing.

Playing Baseball

(Shitpost) How dare he

(Art) The sillies

(Art) The silly.. that lies

(Art) He asked for NO pickles!!

Your eyes..

🏆 Raiden Tameemon

Calling them pretty!

Chubby female reader

🍬 Buddha

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

Braiding his hair

Buddha x trans reader LIMEEE

Prankster child!

👑 Qin Shi Huang

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

🪛 Nikola Tesla

Calling them pretty!

Playing Baseball

Tesla and a badass reader

Tesla dragging you to the clinic

"Our Little Experiment.." (NSFW)

🛡️ Leonidas

Prankster child!

The Valkyries

🥧 Brünhilde

(Shitpost) Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

💄 Thrüd

None yet!

🗡️ Hrist

None yet!

🎀 Hlokk

(Art) He asked for NO pickles!

ᶠᵃˡˡᵒᵘᵗ ⁴

Preston Garvey ⛓️‍💥

- None yet!

Sturges 🔧

- None yet!

John Hancock 🥃

- None yet!

Nick Valentine 🔩🔍

- None yet!

Paladin Danse ⚔️

- None yet!

Cait 🧨

- None yet!

Robert MacCready 🪖

- None yet!

Porter Gage ⚖️

- None yet!

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And that’s it for now! I may do more valkyries, but i may do more! I’d love to take requests! anywho, i hope this helps you navigate my account more!

[vanillashay]

Happy Zeus Day🌩️👑

Happy Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate!

I want to make these for many different deities as I am very grateful for the little things the gods do.

[lovablethings]

🌩️Name ideas for a storm!

Aura … Blitz … Bolt … Boom / Boomer … Cell … Cirrus … Cloud … Crash … Faraday … Flash ... Fulmine … Gale … Hector … Jericho* … Jules / Joules … Jupiter … Lux … Nimbus … Plasma … Rayne / Rain / Raine / Rein / etc … Rumble … Skye … Squall … Strike / Striker … Surge … Tempest … Thor / Thora … Thorson / Thorsen … Zephyr … Zeus

*Resembles 'derecho', a type of wind storm associated with thunderstorms.

And, of course, there are always the names Storm / Stormy and Thunder, too!