#You'll never guess what happens next

[nerdalmighty]

It all started with a... duck?

[ansatsu-sha]

Akaginu + Shion / Jigokuraku S1E3

[unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13]

SHIPTEST PIZZATIDE STORY

Starring Giuseppe, local italian

ROUND ONE

Make a shitton of pizza bread

Get ingredients

Make a total of three sales

Have fun, transfer

Just a happy lil pizzaria :]

ROUND 2

Buy a Boyardee-Class

ISV GUISEPPES PIZZARIA

Prepare pizza ingredients and resteraunt

Admins go batshit insane

Finish everything, start taking orders

Another pizzatider comes in

We start... poisioning the pizzas???

Very quickly go from papa johns to walter whites

Get a call for pizzas to feed a crew

Make a shitton of drugs and posion from ambrosia

One more pizzatider comes in

We make absolutely no sales and keep making drug pizzas, poison pizzas, and plasma cigars

Celebration sandwich!!!

Dress up in a maid outfit to advertise

Get absolutely shitfaced and high

Make the deal

Transfer

Pippins kills himself via vending machine

I suicide bomb the last one who is shooting me to death with a double barrel

Server goes offline

[figgriffin]

a half orc, a changeling, and a dipshit walk onto a boat...

[penginlord]

Funniest moment in Starfield so far: (spoilers for freestar ranger mission)

Ron Hope: hrm, this lone warrior, and a freestar deputy took out the entire veteran mercenary company I had been conspiracing with, and with just their sword, which I can see is still on them

Ron Hope: this same person has caught into my plan and is trying to talk me into turning myself in for justice, not accepting any bribes or manipulation.

Ron Hope: . . .

Ron Hope: Ah! I'm sure my 3 lightly armed security guards and myself can kill them to keep this all quiet! A brilliant plan indeed!

[montied]

i have never learned a lesson in my life

[kurosurintomasu]

hey look its that weird kid that obsessed with me for a short amount of time as one of my characters, and the new gamergil villain eggboy

here's gil "original" appearance (remade by me), you can tell its a self insert oc that was made by like a 12/13 year old boy (which also is characterized with nearly literally everyone being his biggest fan)

and heres eggboy's original appearance from this video:

essentially being the only person to ever act antagonistic towards the gil character (other than maybe my character but hey what do i know he hasnt interacted with me for months)

[varilien]

drawed this back in october 2021 n idk why i never posted it considering it's certainly my most important art to date

[essiemclaren]

NOOOO I HATE THAT MAN, IT NEEDS TO BE OSCAR

might jump 💔loll

inspired by anon 🫡 i love you 🫶

[necro-hamster]

this post is about my warden and alistair btw. in spirit they're a gay socal couple basically

cannot ship my ocs with canon characters in the cute self indulgent way everyone else does i need these freaks to have 1 morbillion issues

[dozenssporks]

Murderbot is the only AI I would trust to make a movie

[oathofoaksart]

you call my name

all i hear is heartbreak miles away

can't play that game

find another boy with time to waste

i never wanna fall in love with you

'cause i know you would break my heart in two

there are so many things i'd rather do

than fall in love and end up blue

[sysig]

Your Weekly TV Guide

On Monday you can expect:

2:30 PM: Original - Concept art

And Tuesday:

2:30 PM: The Stanley Parable

Wednesday:

2:30 PM: Mob Psycho 100

Thursday:

2:30 PM: MP100

Friday:

2:30 PM: Star Control II - Helix

Saturday:

2:30 PM: Dragon Quest IX

Sunday:

2:30 PM: SCII - Helix

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[drawnecromancy]

Fucking Willy Wonka.

[lonesomedotmp3]

oh I love feeling somewhat hopeful and excited about academia again :( I just have to get through this hellish year and then next year should be so much better. KNOCK ON WOOD.

[trillgutterbug]

the only thing more awkward than interrupting a cat in the litterbox is interrupting a hen in the nestbox 😬