#You were a great phone
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elegy for my cellphone (2020-2024)
In loving memory of Choope Jr, I record its last days:
Jun 29: It fell out of my bag as I boarded the bus in a rush
Jun 29: Panic
Jun 29: I immediately bussed back to find it absolutely wheelblasted by the side of the road
Jun 29: I pronounced it dead and let out a wail of grief
Jun 29: sim card survived. sim card survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 29: sim card transferred to an old backup phone my mom had... from the days of 16gb storage space
Jun 30: My Morning Alarms On My Presumed Dead Phone Rang Valiantly and Vigilantly
Jul 1: Like a ghostly cry for help
Jul 2: For 4 Whole Days
Jul 3: At 8:30am, 9:00am, and 10:00am. Pressing the lock/volume up and down buttons randomly seemed to snooze it for 5 minutes at a time, but then it would ring again. Also, after the first day, the alarm noise itself reverted from a familiar tune to what I assume is the factory default, which sounded alien to me. As the days went on, the alarm noise also got more… gurgly? Like its soul was wading through thick syrup
Jul 4: It stopped ringing. I wake up in solitude
Jul 6: Phonelink on my laptop pinged me: Choope Jr is offline and has low battery. Charge it to stay connected
Jul 7: Phonelink stopped trying to connect to it, and finally showed the device as greyed out and offline, and thus, is laid to rest
#RIP choope jr ur last days were in suffering#You were a great phone#And the first phone I bought for myself!#And You Will Be Missed#I was messaging the Crush which caused me to almost miss the bus and have to jump thru the back door as it was closing#not his fault though. not his fault i have ligma
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SURPRISE! i was at billycon the WHOLE TIME....!
#i showed up in the last like. 40 minutes they were open lol#but i got to see them do a few shows! and they were fantastic!#i recorded the whole 8 minutes of guitarzan lol my arms are still sore from holding my phone up that long#ill probably slap it on yt :]#also i met like 2 people i knew/who knew me while i was there! if this was you hiiiiiiiiiiii#what a great warmup im so fuckin excited for tomorrow#will be there at or soon after opening until closing if my family lets me lmao#juno.txt#juno.irl#rae#rock afire explosion#rockafire explosion#showbiz pizza#billycon#billy bob's wonderland#beach bear#mitzi mozzarella#dook larue#fatz geronimo#billy bob brockali
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More roses
#Because I see you like them#Found more good photos on my camera roll#mobile photography#phone photography#flowers#summer#Goodbye summer you were great#roses#nature#naturecore#flowercore#aesthetic#sunny#atmosphere#alma.jpg#summertime#gardencore#garden
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A compilation of little creatures I drew while on vacation !!
Barok's differing attitudes between blonde scientists:
#the great ace attorney#dgs#dai gyatuken saiban#tgaa#my art#ryunosuke naruhodo#barok van zieks#kazuma asogi#susato mikotoba#iris wilson#herlock sholmes#albert harebrayne#benbaro#no bc why is it so hard to draw on your phone#ibispaint users i respect you sm#tgaa2#dgs2#drew this while on vacation when there was no internet :)#if you question why ryu is sweaty in like half of these its bc we were in the Philippines#had to draw him struggling with the weather too hehe#not exactly vanlock#but just silly dynamics
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i love when mcr themselves are like PLEASE GOD LISTEN TO A MORE DIVERSE RANGE OF ARTISTS. SUPPORT INNOVATIVE BANDS. in big flashing lights and some ppl are like huh i wonder who that's for
#if you didn't get into at least two or three new bands from their openers last tour you missed out and it's a great opportunity!#there's a pretty big range of stuff there and it's all stuff the guys like so you're likely to find something you connect with!#but also every time gerard makes a playlist it slaps so hard#anyway this is not meant to be a mean-spirited sentiment at all UNLESS u were like. visibly bored on ur phone during the openers this tour.#you're embarrassing my chemical romancceeee.......#i pretended to be interested in waterparks lmao anything is possible 🙏
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so we went to the Nokia Arena show and it looked so cool and it sounded so cool and I was dancing and singing and screaming and Niko played a medley on the piano and brb I'm gonna paint red BC logos on my piano too and he also rapped in Finnish ("kun mä huudan havuja te huudatte PERKELE") and they dressed in white and played the Backstreet Boys cover and it was so much fun and we went to the offical after party and they came to say hi there too (minus Niko) and Samy was there and I talked to him and Tommi walked right past us when we were about to leave and I said "hi" and he said "yeah pls leave me alone" and a lot of fun was had in the form of laughing and dancing and singing and I love you all can we do this again immediately pls pls pls I don't wanna go back to living my boring life 😭
#gig reports by theflyingfeeling#i had so much fun but idk the majority of the crowd on the floor was so...passive? that's the only complaint i have 💀#i only took one video bc i just wanted to exit the fuck out of my emotions and i find it easier to do without a phone in my hand these days#i wish i did have more videos though but i trust in the tiktok kids to post a whole lot of them soon#(i mean they better lol what else were you standing so still for)#i also noticed i never wrote anything about the show in gdansk but it was amazing as well and we had the best fun there too had great spots#(i posted one video from there but i'm shadowbanned apparently so you can only view it on my blog)#the city it was so pretty as well?? i can't wait to go back there again some day
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This is perhaps niche and a bit early, but I haven’t drawn them in Halloween costumes since 2021 when I drew them as Cooper and Truman from twin peaks… this year they’re Mulder and Scully because Finn is canonically obsessed with the x files and considers himself to be an x file
He loves Scully (Gillian Anderson is his celebrity crush) and decided Liam should be Mulder because he’s the handsome, mysterious, slightly spooky guy imbued with the supernatural who also has a sister who disappeared… this was a quick silly drawing because I liked the colors of the reference photo and I NEEDED to capture it
#silly art time!!#I worry that Mulder and Scully don’t have recognizable enough outfits to make a good Halloween costume#they’re just like… two people in suits#I suppose if you were to do an x files costume irl you could get a third person to be the alien#I need to see which of my friends I could convince to be Mulder or the alien because my hair rn is very much Dana Scully#though the cooper/truman drawing I did 3 years ago was Not Great and nobody has seen it since 2022 when I archived it#and actually my phone broke in 2023 and my ibis paint (what I used in 2021) wasn’t backed up so I lost the original file oops#I might redraw it this year we’ll see#the one thing instagram has over tumblr is the music playing over posts feature#just uhhh picture that intergalactic by beastie boys is playing as you look at this#my art#digital art#procreate#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#illustration#original art#my ocs#doodle#art#silly doodles#original character art#original character#drawing#oc#digital drawing#artwork#oc art#oc artwork#oc artist
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i keep scribbling Laughingstock as soft and wholesome, when in my brain they're chaotic and wholesome. Howdy's got that high energy and Barns is always down to clown yk yk
#like for example i have this very vivid Scene in my mind#where the neighborhood is having a little garden party and nice music is playing#franklydear is slow dancing. everyone is dancing either sweetly or just Normally#and then in the background you have laughingstock stumbling around laughing their asses off#because they're trying to attempt Swing but howdy has too many legs and its just a complete disaster#Completely ruining the vibe though no one minds. except frank probably#theyre just. theyre so Goofy#they have a thousand inside jokes and are always up to Something#they start to approach activities normally and then they stop and go 'hey wait. wouldn't it be funny if...'#the answer is always Yes. it Would be funny. and it Will Be.#they are each others' biggest fans and enablers in my mind#laughingstock#absolutely unprompted#and i just Know barnaby would be always pushing howdy's business#he overhears someone mention possibly needing something and he sidles over like 'heyyyy howdys got a great sale goin rn 👀'#barnaby: i know my jokes are outta this world but ya know what else is? BEANS FROM HOWDYS GO BUY EM#if they were in modern day and had phones / social media#i just know the only things barnaby posts are: bts of sally's plays. wally. terrible memes. and promo for howdy's place#so much promo...#and on the flip side howdy gasses up barnaby's jokes/etc like no one else#if there a thousand people laughing at his humor one of em is howdy. if theres only one person laughing then that person is howdy#barnaby's going to do a stand up show and howdy is making so many signs to make sure No One Forgets Or Misses It#somebody walks into the bodega after barnaby just finished a joke and howdy is like OH OH TELL IT AGAIN THEY DIDNT HEAR IT#ouaghhhhh they make me <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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Removing the aux jacks from audio equipment was such a fucking scam and we all just let them do it
#I’ve been using an iPod classic again recently and I genuinely just like it way more than my phone#but modern audio equipment is all Bluetooth#I resent it so much lol#we had so much power in 2009#putting batteries in speakers is a way of artificially shortening their lifespan#they last forever otherwise#a great speaker from the 90s is still great today. they DO NOT become obsolete#AND you’re paying for the Bluetooth so you get worse sound for the same price#though to be clear the problem is less the option of bluetooth and more the REMOVAL OF AUX JACKS#this is all also true of headphones (which are just tiny speakers for your ears)#while I'm at it - Spotify hides stats that were completely standard in iTunes or any other music library#and feeds them to you at the end of the year like a special present
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The substance was Not Good and maybe even Bad…
#such a roaring shame because I loveddddd the body horror#but even that felt like empty given the foundation it was on#i was baffled by the filming style and im not talking about the super closeup shots those were cool#im talking about how it seems like it was directed with the idea in mind that their audience would be only half watching#like on their phones or something#in how they just beat you over the head with the plot and thesis of the movie#like continuously through dialogue and through direction#also the absolute clumsiness and bluntness in handling the subject matter like be so fucking for real#just so fucking obvious#and no nuance#that being said I LOVED the goblin and the long creepy witch finger made me laugh out loud#and of course the final prosthesis was great#but the weird flashbacks embedded in the finale were like#do you seriously consider your audience to be so fucking stupid#that they can’t remember scenes from the movie they are watching 30 min after they happen?#very insulting writing#not even getting into the classic ohhh men in power bad because they’re stupid ugly and incompetent#not because like… they deliberately and knowingly manipulate and take advantage of their female subordinates no#also not even getting into how abrasive all the fucking centre focussed shots were#we get it you want to be clipped and put on tiktok
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I'm back and Guys they played my favourite song they played where your eyes don't go and they played spy and last wave and the darlings of lumberland and let me tell you about my operation and
#my back hourts ough. and i totally froze my ass of standing in that queue in the rain for 2 and a half hours#but well it was worth it for the spot right by the stage!!!!!!#and oh my gosh. oh mmy god. this was so!!!!!!!#well first of all it was so damn fun i was bouncing and singing along the whole time#and there were so many great moments even besides the fact that the setlist was AHHHFHG SO FUCKING GOOD?????#and it actually got even more crazy during the second sent it was all just one 'no way' moment after another#and my pal got the setlist i'm so happy for them..... but uyeah i have so much to talk about#i'm totally making that proper concert review later and going into detail on all the stuff#and i actually got many more videos than i planned because as i said there were so many 'NO WAY i gotta record this' moments#like i actually don't know if i should just put them on youtube and link them here or what#because i have the entirety of spy recorded among other things#well first i'll need to make sure that the videos came out ok but i probably shouldn't have to worry about that much#thankfully my brother's phone is pretty well suited for this kind of stuff unlike mine#anyway will get into all that later like later next week even maybe so when i'm back home#in the meantime i'll have to reflect on all this anazingness. oh my god this was so awesome.#as my pal said it's so easy to undestand now why there are people who go to hunderds of their concerts and never get bored of it all#so worth the wait i love you tmbg i had so much fun aaaaahhhhh ok going to bed now i'm so tired but very happy#goosepost
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so @jaz-the-bard made this masterpiece, including THIS post of murdoc ranting about the gibbet king on his secret sideblog that is totally not run by him absolutely not there are so many other people in mirkwood who have personal beef with the gibbet king wherein their complaint is specifically that is not scary enough, definitely absolutely, and i just simply HAD to read it in-character lksahjdhkjlsjskl
#the GREAT THING about trying to voice this post#is that it took me at LEAST ELEVEN TAKES#and MOST OF THEM WERE SPENT TRYING TO GET THE INTONATION OF THE WORD *FUCK* RIGHT#so please. if you will. do picture me pacing my basement office yelling FUCK into my phone mic for 30 minutes <3#also murdoc character voice reveal!!!#also also the album art is from a commission that did not exactly come to be but i have this sketch of murdoc's Bitch Face from it <3#mirkwood campaign#nelyo originals
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High-echelon Mawkin suit modules can be pretty wild, and the Energy conversion module in Raven Beak's suit is no exception.
When exposed to an active current or energy field, the module accounts for the level of charged particles in the local atmosphere and converts the detected matter to power. Most substantial forms of power and radiation are compatible with its function, and it's calibrated to work more efficiently when exposed to substantially powerful forms of plasmic matter.
The conversion module is similar to (but should not be confused with) the thermal charge module, which charges the power suit in extreme heat. That technology is also implemented in the protective exosuits found in Cataris' lava zone. The Mawkin use thermal energy to power a number of their facilities: that they'd implement it in their more mobile works is only natural.
Back to the subject at hand, the conversion module's practicality is twofold: to keep Raven Beak's suit sufficiently charged and to maintain his vigor in battle. His particular biometric modifications are such that his suit, combined with his level of physical fitness, can theoretically keep him fighting without fear of exhaustion in perpetuity.
Raven Beak's juiced up version of lightning armor is the inverse of this module: it absorbs charged particles for the purpose of coalescing into a projected wave. The use of lightning armor in this manner negates the function of the conversion module for restorative purposes. Additionally, lightning armor works best against oncoming projectiles, while the reactive conversion module is at its peak when the suit is exposed to ambient radiation or concentrated, consistent flows of power.
Suffice to say, Raven Beak is probably the only person who could stick a fork in an electrical socket and have it do the exact opposite of killing him.
#when i said he looks down on samus' suit upgrade library with pity. this is the kinda shit he's got under his belt to compare.#headcanons#mawkin#chozo#txt#there's a reason the Mawkin make duelists strip down to the bare essentials when they fight over disputes like leadership#in the case of duels over the title of Warlord that reason is 'to ensure the sitting Lord has not grown soft with the wealth of amenities#at their disposal'#the conversion module is one of those things that's hard-wired into his..#what's the word. cybernetics? Raven Beak has body mods but none of them are cosmetic. they're all for function.#but in any case it shouldn't come into play if he's duking it out with another Chozo in a spear fight.#his rivals for the seat don't have to deal with the immortal god-king who operates at peak efficiency 24/7: just Great Uncle Ashkar#and his fists#those are arguably scarier than the big cannon with its reactor turbines#you could charge this man like a phone#the mawkin were very invested in increasing their warriors' effectiveness in combat. and the suit is for more than just fighting#so a broad-spectrum high power module like that is highly valuable.#electricity. space radiation. charged miasma. you name it: he can probably 'plug in' to it.#he's not invincible and he can't exactly charge his suit in the heat of battle unless he's fighting in a location with great exposure#to charged matter or radiation. just don't fight him in a fallout zone and you're gucci.#i just had the image of him booking it for a nearby power plant to juice up in the middle of a fight snd it made me laugh#grampa's gotta get his talons in the good stuff before fighting it's like cranberry juice to him. it fixes everything.#'drink cranberry juice and eat radiation to get strong like me' -Raven Beak probably
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WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND
#CW injury#fuck uhhh idk what else to tag this as#good tweet anomaly#so i stopped posting on twitter while at work and ive just been 'tweeting' in the Truck Channel of one o my friends' discord servers#GREAT ENRICHMENT HONESTLY#ANYWAy heres the saga of me 'tweeting' after getting burned by. and youll never guess. a curling iron#i havnt been around a curlin iron in foreeever so i forgot how carful u hadta be around them TToTT#i reached for somethin passed it but pressing my arm into it a bit too long#wooooopsie!!!! anyway ive been kinda lovin it#this wound has been AWESOME. stings like a MOTHER FUCKER#i love pain from wounds like this... so much more noble than the bastard chronic body pain and back pain#atleast this one knows to be hurt when pressed against. atleast THIS wound is tangible and solid and real and not FAKE and IMAGINARYY#like the foul hashimotos disease. which hides deep inside. like a motherfucker.#ITS BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE I GOT IT BUT NO ONES COMMENTED ON IT.... NO ONES EVEN SEEMED TO NOTICE IT... MY WONDERFUL WOUND...#ive had so many responses locked and loaded.. 'this is what they do to dealers that get too many black jacks ina row'#'yeah me and the homies were playing Swing Curling IRons at EAchother. the game where we swing curling irons at eachother'#'ieah it was a terrible turkey sandwich accident'#'you know how it is with spaghetti'#'i got bit by a radioactive curling iron'#LIKE CMAAAHHNN NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT MY AWESOME WOUND......#ANYWAY. i know the gay people in my phone will care about my amazing wonderful awwesome wound#also if u need me to tag this as smth lemme knowww i love youuu
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last weekend my cousin's rich 24yo boyfriend asked me to go in threesies with them on a $150 karaoke machine with an included lyrics projector (while my cousin was telling him repeatedly "don't ask them, don't ask them") and i got caught in a fucking loop of asking "why would you ask me that." 😭 like i genuinely think i asked 4 times. 😭 BUT I MEANT IT. because why would he ask me that. about one hour prior he was making fun of my cheap phone. now he's asking me for MONEY? ohhhh that grossed me outttt. it's fine that he has whatever weird little money-oriented dysfunction that he's got going on but to want me to involve my finances in it was tooooo muuuch.
#also HER finances were not great for spending $50 on a three-way shared entertainment machine either#so it's like why are you trying to pull us into your shit#i just know he's got gambling apps on his phone or some shit#he bought a 32gb ram upgrade for his gaming laptop so we could play a 15 year old game together. it requires 2gb.#he's SICK#adam yaps
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Doodles of the day (including me trying to draw my new haircut cute)
#my art#strawberridraws#doodles#had a. Rough haircut#you always think ‘it won’t be that bad’ and the the great clips lady makes you look like a little lad who likes berries and cream fr#sighhh#the . strawberry and carrot were drawn on phone with finger#cause I was in a setting where my iPad would be awkward but I was bored lol
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