#You were a great phone

[peevishpants]

elegy for my cellphone (2020-2024)

In loving memory of Choope Jr, I record its last days:

Jun 29: It fell out of my bag as I boarded the bus in a rush

Jun 29: Panic

Jun 29: I immediately bussed back to find it absolutely wheelblasted by the side of the road

Jun 29: I pronounced it dead and let out a wail of grief

Jun 29: sim card survived. sim card survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 29: sim card transferred to an old backup phone my mom had... from the days of 16gb storage space

Jun 30: My Morning Alarms On My Presumed Dead Phone Rang Valiantly and Vigilantly

Jul 1: Like a ghostly cry for help

Jul 2: For 4 Whole Days

Jul 3: At 8:30am, 9:00am, and 10:00am. Pressing the lock/volume up and down buttons randomly seemed to snooze it for 5 minutes at a time, but then it would ring again. Also, after the first day, the alarm noise itself reverted from a familiar tune to what I assume is the factory default, which sounded alien to me. As the days went on, the alarm noise also got more… gurgly? Like its soul was wading through thick syrup

Jul 4: It stopped ringing. I wake up in solitude

Jul 6: Phonelink on my laptop pinged me: Choope Jr is offline and has low battery. Charge it to stay connected

Jul 7: Phonelink stopped trying to connect to it, and finally showed the device as greyed out and offline, and thus, is laid to rest

[chiimeramanticore]

SURPRISE! i was at billycon the WHOLE TIME....!

[moonchild-in-blue]

Dark Signs - Espera being all smiley and giggly + The Boy™ dancing right at the end

The girls were struggling with the paper crowns right at the beginning of the ritual, and Espera #2 had her hood falling off. They were SO FUNNY AND SILLY. This is the aftermath 🥺

[amentet-draws]

More roses

[doodlingdoods]

A compilation of little creatures I drew while on vacation !!

Barok's differing attitudes between blonde scientists:

[raytorosaurus]

i love when mcr themselves are like PLEASE GOD LISTEN TO A MORE DIVERSE RANGE OF ARTISTS. SUPPORT INNOVATIVE BANDS. in big flashing lights and some ppl are like huh i wonder who that's for

[burningcomputerpersona]

my cds (and cassette tape) finally arrived in the mail today!!

[theflyingfeeling]

so we went to the Nokia Arena show and it looked so cool and it sounded so cool and I was dancing and singing and screaming and Niko played a medley on the piano and brb I'm gonna paint red BC logos on my piano too and he also rapped in Finnish ("kun mä huudan havuja te huudatte PERKELE") and they dressed in white and played the Backstreet Boys cover and it was so much fun and we went to the offical after party and they came to say hi there too (minus Niko) and Samy was there and I talked to him and Tommi walked right past us when we were about to leave and I said "hi" and he said "yeah pls leave me alone" and a lot of fun was had in the form of laughing and dancing and singing and I love you all can we do this again immediately pls pls pls I don't wanna go back to living my boring life 😭

[ki1ldeer]

This is perhaps niche and a bit early, but I haven’t drawn them in Halloween costumes since 2021 when I drew them as Cooper and Truman from twin peaks… this year they’re Mulder and Scully because Finn is canonically obsessed with the x files and considers himself to be an x file

He loves Scully (Gillian Anderson is his celebrity crush) and decided Liam should be Mulder because he’s the handsome, mysterious, slightly spooky guy imbued with the supernatural who also has a sister who disappeared… this was a quick silly drawing because I liked the colors of the reference photo and I NEEDED to capture it

[mefistophallic]

Removing the aux jacks from audio equipment was such a fucking scam and we all just let them do it

[maria-aegyptiaca2]

The substance was Not Good and maybe even Bad…

[seaofreverie]

I'm back and Guys they played my favourite song they played where your eyes don't go and they played spy and last wave and the darlings of lumberland and let me tell you about my operation and

[nelyoslegalteam]

so @jaz-the-bard made this masterpiece, including THIS post of murdoc ranting about the gibbet king on his secret sideblog that is totally not run by him absolutely not there are so many other people in mirkwood who have personal beef with the gibbet king wherein their complaint is specifically that is not scary enough, definitely absolutely, and i just simply HAD to read it in-character lksahjdhkjlsjskl

[molagboop]

High-echelon Mawkin suit modules can be pretty wild, and the Energy conversion module in Raven Beak's suit is no exception.

When exposed to an active current or energy field, the module accounts for the level of charged particles in the local atmosphere and converts the detected matter to power. Most substantial forms of power and radiation are compatible with its function, and it's calibrated to work more efficiently when exposed to substantially powerful forms of plasmic matter.

The conversion module is similar to (but should not be confused with) the thermal charge module, which charges the power suit in extreme heat. That technology is also implemented in the protective exosuits found in Cataris' lava zone. The Mawkin use thermal energy to power a number of their facilities: that they'd implement it in their more mobile works is only natural.

Back to the subject at hand, the conversion module's practicality is twofold: to keep Raven Beak's suit sufficiently charged and to maintain his vigor in battle. His particular biometric modifications are such that his suit, combined with his level of physical fitness, can theoretically keep him fighting without fear of exhaustion in perpetuity.

Raven Beak's juiced up version of lightning armor is the inverse of this module: it absorbs charged particles for the purpose of coalescing into a projected wave. The use of lightning armor in this manner negates the function of the conversion module for restorative purposes. Additionally, lightning armor works best against oncoming projectiles, while the reactive conversion module is at its peak when the suit is exposed to ambient radiation or concentrated, consistent flows of power.

Suffice to say, Raven Beak is probably the only person who could stick a fork in an electrical socket and have it do the exact opposite of killing him.

[the-good-luck-anomaly]

WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND

[confinesofmy]

last weekend my cousin's rich 24yo boyfriend asked me to go in threesies with them on a $150 karaoke machine with an included lyrics projector (while my cousin was telling him repeatedly "don't ask them, don't ask them") and i got caught in a fucking loop of asking "why would you ask me that." 😭 like i genuinely think i asked 4 times. 😭 BUT I MEANT IT. because why would he ask me that. about one hour prior he was making fun of my cheap phone. now he's asking me for MONEY? ohhhh that grossed me outttt. it's fine that he has whatever weird little money-oriented dysfunction that he's got going on but to want me to involve my finances in it was tooooo muuuch.