#You headcanon him as bi/pan? Tight!

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HEADCANONS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

considering you didn't specify, I might just talk about my mainies! That being. way too much 34, more than a sane person should think about them, then some Mario, Meggy and Saiko, though not a lot, I'm really living up to my username oops

first of all, even though I'm not like, a shipper of mar34 (like what I stated before about ages being Weird and the fact that only PV managed to break my aroace Mario hcs and nobody else) I really like thinking of them in the Sun-Earth-Moon way

Sun Mario, Earth 4 and Moon 3

Sun Mario because he's the center of it all in the end, the world we know here wouldn't exist without him, just like if the Sun dies, we lose the world as we know it. Although he isn't exactly a leader in that way I think it still fits him well enough

I went on hard about Earth 4 and Moon 3 before but the way they connect that way- but the way how Moon and Earth are built of similar material, the same way how these 2 idiots are a lot more similar than they realise, even if the looks can be deceiving

also how neither would be the same without the other but especially 3

the way how our Moon even came to existence has angst potentials with the 2 just- ough

also the moon phases feeling like 3's stupid emotions in a way

like the tides, their relationship isn't exactly the most calm thing either

So you uh. see what I mean? Paragraphs for a headcanon

anyways, a short one, I like 4 just Saying Things, like he won't say super insane stuff but he'll say kinda gay things and other stuff without fully thinking about it. It doesn't happen all the time but it does when he panicks or doesn't think about it.

I also really like both 4 and 3 being not only self centered, but also cringe. That's pretty much canon. Even their classic versions were both cringe- the self centered part I don't remember right now. But genuinely, this is why I think it's funny when people hate them for being cringe, which, okay, whatever, but for BECOMING cringe, when they've always been. And I think they do worse things. In that one episode, I think it was the SMG4 are you okay? where they were playing dolls? I think they would do that more regularly than we're shown. It would definitely get chaotic and kinda gay honestly. Not because of the playing part but because they'd many times just make their dolls kiss or some shit like that and then like immediately stop

3 also has the vibe of like- If it sucks hit da bricks, except there's too many exceptions that stops him in that, maybe even too much to consider it fully- like money, when he's in a tight, perhaps trapped situation- or sometimes when it's about 4. He isn't always super lenient with him but in the end he always helps when 4 asks and he's not proud of himself for it. 4 has similar feelings in that regard, although he's a tinge bit more willing to help 3 when he needs to, referring to inspection for example where he only questioned 3 once really

bi 4 and pan 3 (with male pref) a classic but a classic for a good reason. Cuz it fits

I think they can. both wear heels but 4 never really finds the occasion to wear them and 3 just prefers platforms most of the time. Though neither would wear actually high heels, 3 doesn't even like thinking about it, 4 does but he's like, scared of it. 3 catching him watch videos of people people walking in high heels with an upset expression

that reminds me, 4's emotions. He expresses short term stuff really well. Cries easily. An emotional man in general. But if he gets like, Big Trauma moments, man bottles up. He might cry about it for like the first few days but it kinda stops helping him so just. doesn't bother. He hides it well, maybe a bit too well. Forcing himself to rest when he needs to, probably with ASMR in his ears so he has something to focus on instead of, Idk, the time when his biggest flaw almost got him and his guardian partner killed! It helps in the moment so that he can sleep. He will have nightmares sometimes but doesn't like to mention it to the others. On especially bad days though, he stays in bed a lot longer. But he never really lets it go too far, considering a certain person dressed in purple will bust his door down with his usual coffee, questioning if he's doing good in a not so nice tone. While it's comforting that 3 cares, it's not fun to be flipped out of bed by him so on days like that he reminds himself to get out or 3 will make him fly.

On that regard, 3 likes to usually check the secret cam in 4's room at times like these. As in each time something out of the ordinary happens. 4 thinks it's the cosmic link, which is only the weaker part of the equation. Like yes, 3 gets a feeling but like, 4 is sad a lot over the dumbest of things and the link isn't good at showing if it's the Chronic Sad coming out or if it's 4 crying at a random Dharmann video.

3 is, by nature, a really touchy person. However, the way his life went, he doesn't show it a lot. He gets really touchy with 4 because he's the first person he actually go comfortable with. He starts to mind it less from the crew in general though, BUT it takes a long time for him to admit that to them directly. They OBVIOUSLY know at that point.

Honestly, 3 in general has a hard time admitting things, sometimes even to himself ("me and 4 hugged in the igloo" HUGGED???? HUGGGED???? HUGGED???? sure BUDDY) and somehow only manages to confess things at his breaking points. Telling 4 how much he cares while drowning in goop, straight up calling himself 4's friend while dangling to his death, reaching his breaking point about his cafe not doing well ONLY in Trash Friends, you'll note he doesn't mention to anyone that he isn't doing well until then. I think he actually partly started writing in his notebook to try and admit things to himself. Besides obviously the emotional value of putting down your feelings on paper, I think it did help him. But not enough. At least he didn't need to be dangling at a cliff to admit that his cafe is not doing well. I also think he has a very similar relationship with his romantic feelings which I'm pretty sure he's aware of at this point.

my biggest hc is probably the love-hate at first sight, especially on 3's side. Like destined rivals in love or whatever. They don't actually realise it though. 4 gradually realises it over Perfect, and slowly gets comfortable to the idea but then catches himself- like genuinely I think he only calls 3 rizzless or insults him in that regard whenever he has the chance, especially with his thoughts in the Elevator ep, is BECAUSE he thinks 3 is hot and I think if someone asked him if he thinks 3 is hot, he would not give you a straight answer, in both ways. He would start bringing up excuses and sound really stupid. However if it's 3 asking 4 just rolls his eyes, reminds himself that 3 may but hot but he doesn't want to inflate his ego further.

They both have self worth issues tho. canon

3 has a problem with committing to things. Not just as in not doing them but doing them so actively it feels unhealthy and then never doing it ever again. For this reason, his streaming schedule is also really bad, catching him streaming is hard. Also gets the same way about spying on 4, which we've seen him do 2 times at this point.

I will only say this in short and will not elaborate so I don't have to put a community label on this thing. Power bottom 4

both 3 and 4 are rizzless, but 4 is way worse. Bad at flirting when he does it on purpose. The closest he comes to flirting is flustering 3 by being a bit too sincere about how important 3 is to him

4 really really likes to consider 3 his partner. Not even in the romantic manner but just like, his right hand man. Also the reason I think he made 3 his cohost in the News ep. Also why 3 is somehow the first person he will ask for help when something happens.

4 has sensitive skin in general. These 2 will cuddle and 3 can just. smell the typical sensitive neutral shower gel smell on 4 after he showers. Perhaps grows attached to it because him. He hates that about himself, thinking he's softie little bitch for doing that. Takes a long time tellling 4 and he wouldn't even have done if it wasn't for 4 asking what's up and even than, 3 is really rude about the way he tells him, calls 4 stupid and the smell of him meaningless. Which hurts 4 to hear but he would know better at that point. Would definitely immediately tease him about it and get decked.

4 is very careful when it comes to 3 but still fucks up. He goes from barely thinking about what he's saying to I Have To Google How To Apologise To Not Fuck This Up. But when he gets it right, he's careful, he's gentle, he figures out the right things to say to get to 3. Later on would probably play mindgames with him to get him to say how he feels if he's really refusing.

They're both night owls. Another reason why leading the cafe is hard for 3. Always looking groggy and lowkey pissed, people are usually more polite for this reason in the mornings when he has costumers, nobody wanting to piss 3 off too much, considering they're in a place with a fuck ton of explosives.

3 is the type of the wiki surf, he likes to read about random stuff. Has some seemingly useless knowledge which others get surprised at when they get to know.

neither really likes horror movies, however 4 is more likely to choose one for a movie night with 3 in hopes that they can be close and intimate but then they're just both scared and there's nothing intimate about it, they're both losers. They would also often argue about what movie to watch, wasting a lot of time with it as well.

3 is a theatre kid. canon. Also gets pissy about shittily made movies. Comments on technical things mercilessly. 4 likes to listen to him rant though.

4 is stupid in the kind of oblivious way. not about everything. basically canon. example for the first: him asking where he is when he's at the obstacle course with 3 in Forced Hold Hands, 3 doesn't. 4 is slow to catch onto things. However he will immediately notice when 3 is being soft. And teases him, obviously. Not in the "I want to humilliate him" way but in the "Aww he cares about me and I'm happy about it but I can't be mature about it because I have my own demons to fight"

4 bad posture. should be canon. we should be hearing him whine about back pain. then getting called old for it.

3 getting pain in his legs from moving around too much in the cafe. Like. it's a LOT more active and also something you need to standing up, while caring for memes and being a streamer isn't.

both 3 and 4 are ambiverts where they like to talk to people and being social but once their social battery runs out it becomes Pretty Hard. 4 gets more uninterested and silent while 3 just leaves like a brooding lone wolf.

Anyways, I should probably talk about other characters as well, huh?

Mario, he's.... so........... I love his "many" intellence 0 wisdom. Or at least very little. He's the type to scream and cheer when the DVD logo hits the corner perfectly. He has a bit of a shipper brain.......... he def also played dolls with 4 before. His wavering mental state which can easily change by circumstances + his will and determination basically endless make him great opponent.

hates cardio. canon

therapy Mario..... not even just 3 or 4 but literally the whole gang. If it appeared more, I think he would often be the guy to listen to his friends' concerns and fears.

great sense of smell and hearing but it can easily be overwritten by desires. For example, his desire of tasty tasty spaghetti eating making him not notice he ate trash in Trash Friends. Only doesn't bring up the igloo incident to others because the last time he brought it up off screen it didn't end well. He can also be nice sometimes, as a treat.

uuuuh Meggy! I like the idea of her being sort of the Prepared friend, as I wrote her in Sever the Ties. She just has Things when you need them, especially if it has to do with sports or kitchen accidents. She is very similar to 3 in that if something turns into a competition, they both have their common sense overwritten. 4 is also like this. Meggy is realy the only one who doesn't cause this, the other 2 do it all the time. She definitely has anger issues and isn't the best in general with handling such intense emotions. She's a lot more chill about love because she's mostly good with relationships. She will get nervous about dates and stuff, and becoming way too serious about which might scare away people who don't get her. Her determination in general can be a turn off for a lot of people (then there's.... certain people..... who admire her for it.... man I sure wonder who I'm talking about)

anyways, another random- Saiko. aro, sorry I just. I can't see her any other way. Loves her friends but just can't get down with love at all.

Not really the best with her emotions. Although not as bad as 3, she can still get rather aggressive. She's also the person in the crew who would complain in a restaurant. Probably doesn't have the best hearing considering the fact that not only is she in a band but it also isn't the calmest of music that they're playing. She also sometimes still misses having a chaotic life. I'm sad it hadn't been brought up since her last major appearance

can't really think of anything else right now, my mind became rather empty after all my rambling about 34 oops-

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Giancarlo/Oliver Headcanons

Getting Together:

(Oliver is NB in my headcanon but yall can make this work if you dong HC him as NB) 

Gian is a bi?sexual disaster. Labels are weird and they don’t really fit him. But its not too important to him to figure out.

But when Gian realizes that what he’s feeling for Oliver is not what he feels for his other teammates he’s has a panic and fucks off to North America for six month to try and work through things. 

He’s sorry, but he’s fighting inner demons. (that’s your bi/pan-sexuality ya dummy!)

These feelings scare him. And it’s easier to hide out in the states and Canada. Canada being preferred because he can drink, he’s not even mad about the shitty wine. But no matter how much he drinks, or how many pretty girls he flirts with these feelings persist. 

His parents are of course disappointed because Carlo, you’re almost an adult. You can’t be doing this anymore. But they won’t understand. 

But eventually he has to go back to Italy. He’s not sure how everyone from the Majestics finds out he’s back but they’re all waiting for him in whatever the fancy rooms name is. 

And it’s been six months. Both Ralf and Johnny look the same, but Oliver. Gian’s mouth goes dry. Oliver hasn’t cut their hair, and while it was longer than normal before Gian left, now it’s at a length that Gian has ever seen on them. 

And they all give him shit about disappearing for 6 months, but he’s lucky that they didn’t need him for tournaments and they were able to get some other Euro bladers to jump on. 

Oliver hasn’t said anything yet just stares at him. And then approaches with fiery steps. They jab their finger at Gian’s chest, “don’t you EVER do that again. Just disappearing for six months! We were so worried about you.”

I’m sorry.

“I missed you.” And Oliver wraps their arms tight around Gian. They squeeze the blonde tighter as if they loosened their grin, he’ll disappear for another six months. 

And then after that Oliver doesn’t let him out of their sight. You have plans for Oct 14th? No good. You’re my plus one for an event my dads putting on in Paris. 

My art exhibit has its opening night. Don’t plan anything. I need you there. 

It’s always some event he is dragging Gian to. Almost like he’s wearing an accessory with how Oliver seems to cling to his arm.

And Oliver coordinating their outfits for events. Fastening his tie. The cuff links. Tousling his hair. Hand lingering on a cheek, thumb running over his cheek bone. Perfect

And all this has Gian feeling funny. Happy but funny. He likes all the extra attention Oliver is giving him. The way they hold his hand and pull him along places. The family dinners Oliver invites him to. But funny because he likes it a lot. And his feelings are growing and feels like he’s taking advantage of it because if Oliver knew… If they KNEW. They would not be doing all this with him. 

(Gians parents are kind of happy the way they’re always together. Going to events, being social. Being a good heir. Gian works with his father when Oliver is doing their own thing. It’s an improvement.)

Gian ignores the looks™️ his mother gives him when for another week he's packing his things in a suitcase. And then the look he gets when he tells his parents Oliver’s family has invited him for the winter holidays.  

Insert there was only one bed trope. 

As above they get to their room on their holiday and there’s one bed. And Oliver isn’t upset by it but Gian is panicking and says he can sleep on the couch if there’s only one bed. And Oliver is like don’t be ridiculous we can share. And Gian’s like well I like to hold things in my sleep. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable. And Oliver snorts and is like that’s not a problem. I’ll hold you to it if you don’t. 

And Gian meets a ton of Oliver’s relatives, and he wishes his French was better and not so basic because he understands nothing apparently because everytime he’s introduced it doesn’t sound right. There’s an extra syllable or two he can’t make out. And Oliver won’t clarify for him. 

Mistletoe. Yes. This is a whole lifetime/hallmark movie basically. They get together during the holidays. Well it’s solidified. 

They walk under the mistletoe in front of Oliver’s family. And wide eyes from the family waiting for them to kiss. But Gian is frozen and everyone starts chanting kiss kiss kiss. Or something that must be kiss kiss kiss in french. And he looks down at Oliver. Who’s wearing an expression he can’t read. And then Oliver’s parents chime in “oh just because we’re here, don’t let it stop you! kiss already!”

And Oliver rolls their eyes and kisses Gian on the cheek. And makes a face at their family like are you all happy?

And Gian apologizes later for that. Making Oliver kiss him. And Oliver is like “it’s NBD. I didn’t mind. I know we don’t talk about it. Or really do anything physical but I’m not opposed.” And threads their fingers together and then let’s out a yawn. “Come on, mon petit gladiateur.” Tugging him to their room. Gian swears he’s never slept better. 

Some of Oliver’s family knows Italian or English so they ask questions and he catches the tail end of one, “how long have you two been together?”

“I got this,” Oliver states, “He disappeared for six months, and when he came back I decided I’d never let him go again.” And he reaches out to hold Gian’s hand. 

And Gian nods… and the words process… and they don’t compute… together. Disappeared. Never let go. Together. Never let go. Together. Oliver has just said all this, and is now holding his hand.

Does Not Compute.

And then the whole miscommunication of what do you mean we’re together

Gian! We’ve been dating since you came back! What did you think I meant when I said I was never letting you out of my sight again! And that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you?

I- I didn't realize you meant that. I never knew that’s what you meant.

And Oliver sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose. And mutters something in French.

(and sometime during this whole exchange Oliver;s family clears the room)

And Oliver is like. So we are not dating. You’ve just been my date for every event for the past X months. Right. So you don't like me like that. Oliver lets out a sigh, and mutters some french curses.

But I do like you like that. I just didn't want to lose our friendship by saying anything.

And they talk and work things out. And Gian feels so dumb, because now, with Oli saying everything, yeah they were kind of dating. And Yeah now every comment Ralf and Johnny made, makes sense.

Also months later, Gian and Oli kinda drunk in bed, after an gala, talking, and Gian finally spills why he went off to North America and went MIA. And Oliver gives him a shove, like you asshole, we could have been doing this for so much longer if you had your shit together.

And Gian is like, Okay but we’re here now.

And Oli mumbling something in French that Gian cant understand. You owe me so many kisses. You will never be able to catch up. (Gian smirking and saying well i guess I better get started on catching up, pulling him on top of him and kissing him all over the face)

The whole. One knows they’ve been dating and the other doesn’t. 

Headcanons:

Giancarlo is used to fixing his mistakes with money. Buying gifts, buying love, buying happiness. With Oliver, he had to learn and grow past that, because Oliver has money like he does. They can buy whatever. An “I’m Sorry” gift doesn’t do anything for them, but makes their mood worse. So Giancarlo has learned to do little things to say he’s sorry. Cooking Oliver food (with a nice wine, and flowers because to Giancarlo both solidify the I’m Sorry.)

Pet names. Pet names. Pet Names. They’ll use nicknames, or words of endearment from their respective languages. My Dear, My Love, My Heart, My baby. Honey. Oli, Gian, Carlo. The latter being in front of people they know less. (Also Oliver calling Gian, My lil Gladiator)

Both are extroverts. But, Oliver is more so. Oliver is fiercely independent, unapologetically confident. While Giancarlo is less so, but they match up pretty evenly. Gian can feel a little uneasy at family dinner parties when Oliver isn’t there as a buffer. (Think sort of Yuriy codependency with Boris but a 1 spice level compared to Yuriy’s level 10)

Oliver takes the lead with everything and Gian follows. If Oliver wants to do something, Gian will be there for them. Gian is just so happy to be by Oliver’s side. 

They do a ton of activities together between fencing, painting etc. Just the two of them painting the same thing together and Oliver’s is just perfect and Gian’s is just so childish but he tried so hard. And Oliver thinks its the best thing ever painted. (There’s a whole room in The Polanger Mansion filled with Gian’s art. It's Oliver's favorite)

Oliver just wants Gian to be happy. To figure out what he wants for the future and go for it! For him to follow his interests. Is super supportive for whatever Gian does.

Both of them are learning each other’s native languages!!! So they can communicate with their families!!!

They are disGUSTINGLY (as per Ralf) affectionate. Always TOUCHING. Always on the verge of KISSING each other. You can't see one without seeing the other close by (Besides Johnny and Ralf, they don't outright tell anyone they are dating, BUT EVERYONE CAN TELL. and it makes so much sense.)

Oliver is the planner of the two while Gian is much more go with the flow. If anyone asks Gian if he’s busy, he HAS to check with Oliver, because he just follows Oli everywhere. Doesn't care where or when he will be there. 

Oliver being possessive and showing jealousy over Gian. A lot of the Euro circuit knows of Gian's past, and sometimes people like to test out how serious their relationship is. And at the beginning of their relationship, Oliver likes to make sure EVERYONE knows they're together. If someone comes up and is flirting with Gian, Oli will make their presence known. The longer they're together the more they calms down. (also helps when Oliver slips away at events,t hey can see Gian scanning and searching the crowd to get back to Oliver.)

Others:

At first Ralf and Johnny are against it because dating a teammate causes problems. (Doesn’t matter that other teams are doing it and making it work). But they promise it will be fine. They won’t sabotage the team or each other. The whole team is fiercely competitive, they won’t let feelings stop them from winning. 

But it's more of a surprise that it’s the two of them given how Gian was pre-Oliver. A womanizer. And it almost makes them both nervous that Gian will go back to how he was and hurt Oliver. (not knowing that Gian’s 6 month disappearance was him trying to get over his feelings for Oliver) So they make sure to watch him when they're all out, but they do it a handful of times, and realize it’s a waste of time. Gian is OBSESSED with Oliver. Does not look away from their green haired teammate. 

(Also not too many other opinions. )

(Also i feel like Mathilda, Julia, and Raul would all have opinions because I'm sure they crossed paths A TON in the Euro Circuit. But I see Raul being super thrilled about Oliver being happy in a relationship. Because I see them getting close over Oliver being NB and Raul being Trans. And it's like they have some queer solidarity together. And Julia being all that’s my brother’s friend and their partner. good for them!)

And then the rest of Barthez is like okay that’s nice whatever. (But also probably hoping it will cause issues and help them out or something.)

Oliver’s parents adore Gian. They want their child happy, and if it's with Gian? Then that's perfect. They see how happy the two are together. Love seeing the two dressed up at events. The pictures that appear of the two happy, and so in love. Gian is basically their son, without them getting married. 

Gian’s family is kind of the same. Though they are disappointed about a lack of grandkids and make comments that adoption is not out of the question, or surrogacy. They don't even have to raise the child if they don't want to. There just needs to be an heir. But Gian doesn’t like thinking about it. 

But Gian’s family loves Oliver, and loves Oliver’s family, (they don't get the whole Non-Binary thing, but they use the correct pronouns and are respectful towards their son’s partner. Also since when did their son like men? They are TRYING. It’s a learning experience that Oliver’s family is so keen to help with)

The only thing is with holidays are the two families fighting over whose family gets the holiday. (It’s not fair you were there for Christmas. We get you for Easter.) [You went to Christmas there last year, we don't care if we got you for Easter this year] A mess. And it takes for them to threaten to just go on a holiday for the holiday that the family works out how to do holidays.

(also the fight the families get into when they get engaged and start planning a wedding [bc as of writing this according to wikipedia Italy only allows civil unions] that it has to be France. (they decide on a neutral country where they can tie the knot, bc damn they are supportive) [it ends up being at Ralf’s estate. For reasons]

[saltpepperbeard]

So not going to lie, I’m still quite unsettled with the events that happened a few nights back. Now, I completely understand that people don’t wish to see any degree of fighting/debating as the world is already chaotic enough, and Tumblr is often used as a place of escape/relaxation.

But please understand in turn that sweeping away an issue that intersects with my identity is also exhausting. I’m just a bit unsettled that my voice was silenced when I was merely attempting a calm, collected conversation. I’m unsettled that LGBT individuals were, to my knowledge, the only ones blocked (especially in light of avoiding homophobic/biphobic claims). And frankly, I’m unsettled that any of this was an issue to begin with.

I wasn’t done talking, nor done explaining the issue at hand. The discussion wasn’t over. And I was cast aside as a “pot-stirrer/drama starter” for attempting to talk through an issue very near to me. It’s just a bit disheartening to be labeled and treated as such, and to watch the more aggressive/insistent individuals carry on like nothing ever happened. Is this not an issue?

In case anyone needs further context-

I was defending an author and her respective headcanons from being attacked, as were a few others. Anons were insistent on tearing it and her down, even though she’s well within her right to interpret the text/characters however she wants. Said anons began to stir up things on another blog, and subsequent harmful words were brought to my attention. In an attempt to talk things through, defend the author, and perhaps right some wrongs, I engaged in discussion.

Yes, it was a post on someone’s blog. Yes, people are well within their right to post their opinions on their own blogs. But also, this is an interactable, public space. I don’t believe publicly posting something makes it exempt from comments/discussion. Especially, when it’s wrongfully calling out someone I respect.

I completely understand that don’t like/don’t interact can also apply to blogs. For example, I see many posts/headcanons I disagree with, but choose to carry on and ignore them, simply leaving people to their individual spaces. But once again, with someone being clearly misconstrued before me, it was something I couldn’t quite ignore.

I wasn’t trying to “start drama,” nor was I trying to be any sort of aggressor. I was simply attempting to talk things through- particularly if there were any sort of misunderstandings. Because, from my eyes, it seemed like there were plenty. It seemed like so much was getting lost in translation, ie-

The Misunderstanding: If you don’t believe Peeta Mellark is canonically bisexual, you’re biphobic/homophobic.

The Actual Argument: If you don’t accept others headcanoning Peeta Mellark as bisexual or any other sexuality, you may want to examine your own biases/viewpoints.

The Misunderstanding: You cannot headcanon/believe Peeta Mellark to be straight/heterosexual.

The Actual Argument: You can headcanon Peeta to be literally anything you want, as long as you respect others who share differing opinions.

And, even from our side, I thought there could have been a potential misunderstanding. Ie-

The Potential Misunderstanding: Peeta Mellark cannot be anything other than straight.

The Potential Argument: I believe Peeta Mellark to be straight for xyz reasons in the text, but accept the headcanons/the views of those who think differently.

However, when I tried to bring up the latter point, which was admitting my OWN fault/misunderstanding in the discussion, I was blocked. I simply asked if the blog in question accepted others having the varying headcanons, and I was blocked.

This already didn’t sit well with me, as it seemed to be silencing LGBT discussion. Which, for someone attempting to avoid the harsher “homophobic/biphobic” labels, such an action appeared quite contradictory. This later intensified when I learned another LGBT aligned user was also blocked. To my knowledge, no one else who later engaged in the discussion was blocked. And many users were making similar comments/engaging in similar levels of debate.

That was one issue, but the other issue that I find bothersome the “writing-off” attitude this is receiving. Again, again, I completely and wholeheartedly understand people wanting to avoid debate-aligned topics. I know we’re all hurting from 2020, and I know times are hard right now. But if people are hurting and feeling uncomfortable from an unresolved issue, why is it okay to simply treat it as “haha petty fandom fighting?” 

I know I’m dredging this along when it has already died out in a lot of people’s eyes. I get it. But from someone who was repeatedly told that I couldn’t possibly be gay because I’d never dated/slept with a woman, and was consequently forced into a deeper place of self-questioning/loathing, please understand that such a hanging topic makes me agitated. I don’t wish to be silent. I simply wish to respectfully talk/debate wherever necessary.

[tiredsadpeach]

I got that monkee brain not ooh ooh aah aah but daydreaaam believer and a hoooomecoming queeeeeeeeeeeen

[absynthe--minded]

you can’t just tell us the noldor have established cultural Gay Coding and not give us the field guide to it

shit you're right I absolutely have to

(disclaimer: everything below is 100% canon-compliant but 100% my headcanon, not based in anything textual)

so the first thing to note is that Noldorin fashion standards aren't gendered in the way that we gender them today. anybody can wear the standard tunic + leggings combo, robes are unisex formal wear, etc. Gowns and dresses are also unisex, though in adult néri they're an indicator of marriage so most adolescents don't wear them. Marriage in níssi is indicated through wearing capes as fashion statements (cloaks and uniforms don't count). there's also no social expectations surrounding behavior and aesthetic as linked to gender - an extremely femme nér or a very butch nís certainly aren't heterosexual the way we'd define it (there are very few heterosexual eldar, most of them are bi or pan or gay with straight as the extreme minority) but they might be in what we'd see as a M/F relationship. I’ve talked before about how I see all elves as nonbinary by contemporary Western European standards because what they see as néri and níssi and ellyn and ellyth aren’t the same as “man” and “woman” socially and that stands here, hence the qualifier

they also don't have homophobia as an ingrained institutional cultural norm so they're much more explicit and their behavior is much more clear than humans’ would be

SO. with all that out of the way.

There’s essentially two flavors of “gay”, with something of a spectrum running from “hedonist” to “ascetic”. This is true across the board, regardless of gender. Either you’re very pointedly unmarried/without a domestic partner and without children and avoiding parties and social events while communicating a specific flavor of disinterest or you’re the vibrant life of the party doing everything in excess and constantly trying to be the center of attention.

And this is different from just introversion or extroversion, or from disinterest in romantic and sexual relationships - there’s specific tells that indicate when it’s about homosexuality and not anything else. Those are subtler and more difficult to pin down for humans, since often they rely on the observer’s age and experience in elvish society and do vary between the different ethnic groups, but for the Noldor specifically it’s about the company kept. Findekáno is unusual in that he doesn’t have a wide and vibrant circle of friends, but that’s because of his position and duties, not because he’s unpopular.

Examples of the “hedonist” type:

Findaráto showing up to a party wearing body glitter, body jewelry, and not much else

Findis buying everyone in the pub a round of drinks because she’s won a jousting tournament

Tyelperinquar doing everything in Ost-in-Edhil to excess

Findekáno learning flashy and ornamental spear drills for the purpose of attracting Maitimo’s attention

Aegamloth’s rainbow color scheme in Gondolin essentially demanding people look at him

actually all the Lords of Gondolin (sans Turukáno, Tuor, Maeglin, and Salakanto) in their very tight-knit friend group where they get drunk every weekend and wind up crashing on one another’s couches, they’re essentially the ultimate gay squad goals

Examples of the “ascetic” type:

Maitimo and his grim unapproachable wall-of-Morgoth-fighting-muscle aesthetic

Edrahil’s quiet “I like books and evenings at home and I’m 100% dedicated to my liege-lord” vibes

Aldaron acting as Turukáno’s champion but pointedly not pursuing any romantic entanglements (he’s the one member of the aforementioned First Age Squad Goals who isn’t more hedonist)

Elemmírë spending most of her time living in a cabin in the forest writing poetry

Arakáno living very quietly and not making any waves until suddenly Snapping and cutting off a head

citing my OC Súlwë here but he’s also very gay-coded by Noldorin standards (unlike Edrahil and Aldaron he’s not even a little in love with his boss though)

hopefully? that explains what I’m doing? I Hope.

anyway now you’re equipped to survive in Beleriand (as long as you’re not asking me to explain Sindarin gay subtext that shit is complicated)

[thewriterowl]

Can we get some headcanon about Luke and Biggs?

Like how they met and how they spent their childhood and adolescence.

Since you said a couple of times that Biggs was one of the few people to be nice to Luke on Tatooine now I'm curious 😅

Biggs did not like Luke at first. Luke followed after Biggs and his group like a puppy when they were young teens/preteens. He wasn't a bully to the small guy, but he did his best to avoid him. But Luke wins him over with his sweet attitude, stubbornness, and how eager he is to take on a challenge.

Biggs was a very popular guy on Tatooine. He lost a bit of that popularity after hanging out with Luke. He also picked up a bit of a trouble-maker title because anywhere Luke goes and adventure and trouble is sure to follow.

Luke for sure had a big crush on Biggs...but he valued them being friends more than anything and never told him. He just enjoyed being with Biggs and having someone who seemed to like him for once. Biggs is probably Pan or Bi, but I am unsure if he ever sees Luke as anything other than a little brother/best friend. Luke probably senses this and is another reason why he doesn't make any move.

They became the best known Womp-Rat hunters and made really decent credits. They swapped every hunt on who drives and who shoots. They unintentionally are training for the rebellion with this and become excellent pilots, shots, and survivors.

Biggs is always good with words. He received some of the better education available on Tatooine. He shared what he could with Luke. If he survived, Biggs wold've really raised in the ranks of the rebellion to be an outstanding leader. He wold probably be similar to Obi-Wan in becoming the Negotiator. He is not nearly as hot-headed or eager as little Luke was. He wanted to do the right thing and moved with passion but not necessarily because he was desperate for freedom like Luke was.

Both are very open for physical affection. It was not normal on Tatooine but neither cared about what others thought (and I do not accept homophobia in Star Wars, so it is just based on Tatooine culture not enjoying physical affection as a whole) and so when they are together they are touching each other in loving, platonic ways. Leaning against each other, grasping shoulders, tight hugs, head butts, etc.

Some may jump to the conclusion they are romantically involved, but they really are just best friends who have an epic bromance and even though it hurt Luke's heart at times, he would not trade it for anything.

[bibbawrites]

self indulgent headcanons hours

i started this as a fic but it was too hard to write so headcanon time!! 

the headcanon in question? 

sunset curve/julie/flynn/carrie/willie going to rep tour 

here i go on my bullshit lol n e ways some context, modern au set in 2018 but they’re all still 15-17, carrie and bobby are twins, trevor is their rich uncle who took them in for some reason, no one is dead and everyone is gay, that is all (and by everyone is gay i mean biromantic ace!bobby, lesbian!carrie, pan!luke, bi!reggie, bi!julie, lesbian!flynn and obviously alex and willie are gay) also alex and willie are dating, carrie, flynn and julie are dating and luke, reggie and bobby are dating, thats all 

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- so carrie 100% bought the tickets (using trevor’s credit card of course) and then just told everyone that they were going (much to flynn’s annoyance, she strongly dislikes taylor swift) 

- julie didn’t really mind, theres a few taylor swift songs that she quite likes and she’s not gonna turn down a free concert or time with her girlfriends and band mates

- alex and reggie were over the moon in excitement, jumping up and down together (luke, bobby and willie were also very excited, just more cool about it) 

- on that note no one can convince me that all four members of sunset curve would not be swifties alex is a speak now stan reggie is a debut stan luke would stan her songwriting abilities so hard  and bobby would claim that he's a rep stan but would 100% be a secret 1989 stan

- finally the day of the concert comes and alex “borrows” his mum’s van to get them all to the concert 

- carrie would have organised costumes and makeup, flynn would refuse to dress up and julie would just prefer to wear one of her mum’s old outfits, which worked perfectly cause then there were 6 people left for the 6 albums, one era for each person 

- reggie was debut era, and he had jumped at the chance to wear a sundress and boots willie was fearless, and carrie had curled his hair into the tight ringlets and had found a glittery gold crop top to wear with some jeans alex was speak now, with a replica of the purple tour dress and a glittery purple fanny pack instead of his classic black one luke was red, and he was wearing a red era merch shirt that he had cut the sleeves off, and carrie had convinced him to wear a pair of high waisted shorts with it carrie was 1989, wearing the classic shake it off cheerleader costume and bobby was rep, with reggie’s leather jacket and torn jeans with fishnets underneath, and a tight glittery black shirt (also if anyone can draw and wants to draw this PLEASE !!!!) 

- the whole trip there would be spent blasting reputation and singing along, and even flynn gets a little bit into it 

- they would arrive and head straight for merch and the taylor nation booth and then once they were ready they would head inside to the arena 

- of course carrie would have gotten them the best tickets possible, so they end up right down the front in the snake pit (VIP of course) and they would spend the preshow singing and talking about how excited they were 

- finally after the opening acts it was time for the show to start, and the second that the lights go down they all start screaming (i can just imagine sunset curve excitedly grabbing onto each other screaming while julie and flynn just watch them with a smile) 

- they would have the time of their lives screaming every single word and dancing like no one was watching 

- and even flynn sings along to love story and you belong with me

- alex boldly dedicating dress to willie who just stands there wide eyed cause he never thought alex would be so bold (bonus of all of their friends watching on like 👁️👄👁️)

- reggie getting his fucking LIFE during should’ve said no and luke and bobby just looking at him with these lovestruck looks cause yep thats their boyfriend and they love him 

- the boys crying though this is why we cant have nice things cause they know that its the last song and they dont want the show to be over 

- of course they all collect massive handfuls of the newspaper confetti 

- and carrie asking a security guard to take a photo of the eight of them together with the stage in the background 

- the drive home with them all just chattering away excitedly about the show and their favourite parts, and alex pulling into the mcdonalds drive through to get them something to eat and drink 

- and then finally they get back to bobby and carrie’s house where they’re all having a sleepover, and they end up all falling asleep in a massive cuddle pile in carrie’s king sized bed (they most definitely did not fit but none of them cared about how cramped it was)  

[progressivestupidity]

IZ week 2020

so i wasn’t gonna do this because I didn’t think the prompts were very good for writing to, but I remembered the last day’s prompt was “role swap” so I decided to do something small and quick for it. this is all 7 days in one post. the first and last ones are drabbles and one of them is an au idea

@invader-zim-week​ here u go!!!

Day 1. Angst or Fluff 

Zim’s denial skills are god tier, but even they have their limits.

Drabble. I think this is the turning point for my eventual found family au

“When are you going to get it through your thick head that the Tallests aren’t coming?” Dib flings his arms out wide in his exasperation

“They’re just…!” Zim fumbles a bit, clenching and unclenching his fists. “The Armada is a million light years away! It takes time to travel that far, obviously. It took me six of your months to get here from Conventia and the Massive is further away from here now than that. They’ll come! You’ll see! And then you’ll be sorry!” Zim’s face is drawn tight. He’s tense all over, shoulders drawn up to his jaw, antennae pressed flat to his head, and normally Dib prides himself on reading Zim like an open book, but he’s too far gone in his own annoyance to see the warning signs.

It’s because he doesn’t see these red flags that Dib proceeds to stick his own foot in his mouth with his next words. “Maybe if you weren’t such an idiot and opened your eyes, you’d see the truth—that they dumped you here to get rid of you.”

“YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT?” Zim explodes, planting his tiny hands in Dib’s chest and shoving. The boy lands painfully on his ass. “I’m not stupid, Dib.” His name is spat like an insult. “I know they don’t care about me! Why do you think I try so hard?”

Dib gapes at Zim, looking up at him for once, stunned into silence. “I.” He swallows. “You know?”

“Of course, I know.” Zim’s voice is a low hiss and his eyes are narrowed to slits. “You don’t get banished and then just get over it. You don’t get put on trial to defend your life, forced to relive your worse mistakes, and get sentenced to death, only to be saved by freak miracle, and never acknowledge it happened.” Zim takes a deep breath and crosses his arms over his chest. Dib supposes he means for it to look intimidating, but it looks more like he’s holding himself together. “I’ve always known.”

“Why do you try so hard then? If you’ve always known there was no point?” Dib has to ask, has to know, has to hear the words from Zim’s own mouth.

Zim purses his lips and turns away. “There was always a point.” He falls silent for a moment, one antenna twitching up a bit in thought. “I just… I thought if I was just a little better, if I accomplished something important for once, that… I don’t know, that maybe I’d.” He pauses and grits his teeth. “Maybe if I actually managed to take over this filthy planet I’d be worth something for once.”

Day 2. Be Gay Do Crime (LGBTQA+ headcannons)

Dib is bi/pan/demi-ro, Gaz is lesbian, Zim is ace/demi-ro

Headcanons.

Dib seems like the kind of guy that would both take whatever kind of relationship he could get, but also appreciate it. Dib isn’t afraid to work for what he wants and isn’t afraid of things that are “not normal” so I see him being the type to not care about the gender of whoever he eventually decides to date. However, because Dib’s been burned in the past, he would need a deep and sincere emotional relationship to see someone as a potential romantic partner.

Gaz is just a big lesbian. Girls, man.

Zim is ace all the way baby!!! He’s just not interested, and sure, part of that is me projecting, but it just feels right for Zim to just… not care. He has no interest and doesn’t care for sexual attraction regardless of whether or not Irkens do/can/will have sex or not. On the other hand, Zim has expressed a softer side before and I can see him being able to maybe eventually develop romantic feelings for someone if he actually manages to get close enough to them for those kinds of feelings to even emerge. It would take a lot of time and a deep, meaningful friendship, but Zim has shown he’s capable of love. He just has to let himself feel it.

  Day 3. Fandom Appreciation

Found family fuck yeah

Headcanons.

I’m still in the process of thinking about how I wanna go about my found family au so here’s just some initial ideas

After ETF, Zim self isolates for a bit. The florpus hole was his Last Ditch Effort plan and had it succeeded, he knew he would have been destroyed too. He was okay with it. He had made peace with it. However, it failed, and now he’s forced to reflect on said failure

The Massive doesn’t escape the florpus. They’re gone, completely. If they the ship does manage to get out, it’s not in one piece

I initially couldn’t decide if The Trial should come Before ETF or After but I think im gonna say before so the Massive doesn’t have to come back lmao

Before too long, Zim jumps back into the planning/scheming swing of things, but his ideas are never more than petty crimes and being a huge annoyance

Dib gets really annoyed with him and they have a big argument

Zim finally admits to knowing of his own Defectiveness

Dib reluctantly feels bad for him and backs off a bit to let Zim have his space

Zim, however, sees this as a betrayal and redoubles his efforts to get his attention

Somewhere along the way, Skoodge comes back and Zim backs off of Dib a bit, having someone else to focus attention on

Dib eventually begins to offer Zim his hand in friendship (phrased as a truce at first) and they finally make steps towards getting along

They realize they actually really like being friends

Zim eventually realizes that he’s made a life for himself, outside of the Empire

Eventually Zim, Skoodge, GIR, Minimoose, Dib, and Gaz form their own little family and explore space and hunt cryptids

(I love cryptid hunter and space exploration aus holy shit)

Day 4. If IZ had a different setting/time period

Cyberpunk??? Sure

Potential idea maybe.

Cyberpunk dystopian future

Aliens and humans intermingle, both on and off Earth

The Irken Empire has gotten bigger

Technology is advanced and cybernetics are widely known/produced

Idk man I don’t know a lot about cyberpunk, maybe this should be more for the aesthetic

Day 5. Aesthetic

Big shrug man idk

Headcanons, thoughts.

I’m a big fan of fashion Zim, and whenever I get the chance I give him clothes that are both cute and comfortable

Galaxy print leggings are a personal favorite of mine to give him

One time I wrote a little ficlet/oneshot where he wore a skirt. I should publish that some day

Uhhhhhh okay so. Dib has veeeeeery big early 2000s emo/punk vibes tbh

Scene kid GIR always makes me laugh

Gaz could pull off pastel goth like no one’s business

I’ve been here long enough to witness emo/scene hair wig Zim and his eventual fall lmfao

Pretty much everyone that redesigned them back in the day gave Zim emo kid hair that fall perfectly over one eye it was WILD

 Day 6. What if IZ was a different Genre?

Uhhhh does “fantasy instead of scifi” count?

Potential idea maybe. (oops it ended up being a fantasy/modern magic au haha ooooops)

Instead of being an alien, I had the idea of, maybeeeeee Irkens are like. Elves maybe, or perhaps some kind of fae. (I don’t know much about fae, oops)

Okay bear with me here, this is all coming together in real time.

The Irkens (which is what I’m gonna call their clan or faction or subrace or whatever) still want to be the rulers or something over the humans/other mystical beings. This world of magic is hidden from humans and they live blissfully unaware. There are invaders all over the place, using magic and glamors to trick humans into thinking they’re also humans. Zim is one such invader and just to happens to end up in Dib’s town, whereupon he enrolls in Dib’s school, pretending to be a transfer student.

I have no idea why or how the Irkens invade or what methods they use, but since my biggest experience with elves is through DND, I’m going to say they’re functionally similar to certain DND elf races.

So anyway, Zim ends up in Dib’s class and Zim’s glamor just Doesn’t Work on Dib for whatever reason (maybe Dib passed his Wisdom saving throw while literally everyone else failed, idk) and so Dib can immediately see Zim for what he is.

Dib is still into paranormal type stuff, though in his world, he’s less about cryptids and aliens and more about the magical species/world(s) that he KNOWS exists. His big goal in his au is similar to canon in that he wants to expose it all for recognition and love from his father.

Zim, meanwhile, he just wants to prove himself, just like canon. I can’t decide how I want the Irken hierarchy to go in this au—that’s something to think about later, when I have more time—but whatever it is, Zim is either a) not very good at it, b) not suited for it, c) ridiculed for not fitting in to it, or d) a combination of any or all of these things. (or secret option e) he rejects it but has no where else to go. On the other hand, it maybe be none of these things.)

GIR is here too though he’s probably not a robot. Maybe he’s another kind of magical being, or, hell, maybe he’s just Zim’s little brother. I’d be okay with that.

Gaz can also see through glamors but she just doesn’t care. Tak shows up at some point to get revenge, and Skoodge also shows up at some point to stay with Zim and be his friend.

Zim is bad at blending in at first, but he eventually Does get better, since he’s not totally isolated from other Irkens here and he also doesn’t Look like an alien.

(I’m thinkin’ elves in this au look Mostly human but with a few differences. Since I’m biased and this is MY fantasy world, damnit, elves are just. Really Pretty. Ethereal and elegant and graceful (for the most part—there are always exceptions) and they’re also great at magic. Maybe Zim isn’t all that great at magic, I dunno. I’ll figure something out.)

This ended up being less of a genre change and more of a whole ass au, lol oops

Day 7. Role swap

Chanting: human zim au human zim au human zim au human zi

Drabble. This is for an ongoing species swap au that i’ve had in development for the last few years. i haven’t posted anything for it yet, but I’ve thought about it a lot

Dib freezes as Zim points the plastic water gun at his head. Zim’s eyes are narrowed, lips pursed, and he adjusts his grip almost nervously. Behind him, Gir is holding a bucket full of water balloons and a pair of neon green star shaped sunglasses. It’d be cute if Dib wasn’t aware of how painful Earth water is to his Irken skin.

Zim finally lowers his gun slightly. “I want some answers, alien.” He looks Dib over with critical eyes. “Who are you really, and why are you here?” He reaches back and Gir hands him a water balloon with a big smile. “And you better tell the truth or I’ll bust this over your big head.”

Dib grimaces and watches the balloon. “My name Dib, and I’m a scientist. I’m an Irken, from Irk, and I’m here to learn more about life on this planet.” He holds his hands up, hoping to placate the human gesture for surrender. “I’m not here to harm you or anyone else, promise.”

Zim huffs. “Yeah right. I bet you just came here to laugh at the locals.” He puts on a mocking voice and waves the gun and balloon as he speaks. “‘Stupid, stinking humans. They can’t even travel beyond their own moon, yet. What morons. I bet they descended from pigs with how horrible and stupid they are.’” He jams the gun against Dib’s chest. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

Dib bites his lower lip and looks away. He can’t deny he hasn’t thought something similar since arriving on Earth, but Zim didn’t have to be so crude and blunt about it.

The two are at a standoff for almost a minute before Zim blows out a long sigh and steps back. He turns to put the balloon back in the bucket, gives Gir a pat on the head, and shoots Dib one last glare. “Stay away from me, Dib. I have enough problems to deal with without having to worry about whether or not it’s safe for my brother to go to school or if I need to watch my back while walking my dog.”

“I wouldn’t hurt you,” Dib says, a little put out.

Zim scoffs and rolls his eyes. “Yeah, I’ve heard that one before. I know better than to believe it.” He turns and tries to smile at Gir but it comes out a little twisted and sad. “C’mon Gir. Let’s go home and get Minimoose and take him to that dog park you like so much.”

Gir gasps and lets out a cheer. “Can we go get ice cream afterwards?”

Zim gives a little laugh, smile turning a bit more genuine. “Yeah, sounds good.”

As they walk away Dib can’t help but wonder why he ever thought Zim was an Irken himself.

[defrostedwang]

For the ask thing, Zuko, Jet, and Toph?

Zuko

Sexuality Headcanon: either bi or gay.

Gender Headcanon: I really don't care enough about Zuko to Headcanon this. Some think he's trans, some think he's cis, and he's such a popular character that either way I would be stepping on toes.

A ship I have with said character: Maiko is cute in-canon.

A BROTP I have with said character: him and Katara are BFFS.

A NOTP I have with said character: Zukka. Started out strong but the fandom ruined it for me. What the hell was croc-verse?

A random headcanon: nah.

General Opinion over said character: I used to really like him but I guess since I got into the freedom fighters I realized the writers portrayed him as the ultimate sadboy with the ouchiest backstory but I stopped caring about that and I just don't like him anymore.

Jet

Sexuality Headcanon: I personally think Jet is either bi or pan.

Gender Headcanon: trans guy.

A ship I have with said character: Jetka! For some reason I just love it.

A BROTP I have with said character: he is Smellerbee's cool big brother and I live for it.

A NOTP I have with said character: Jetko. Some people like it but just like with Zukka, some people just make it so gross. Zukka also has more NSFW art and fics but Jetko is a less popular ship and I've noticed a MUCH higher concentration of it in the Jetko fandom. I also just have no desire to pay attention to Zuko.

A random headcanon: Jet gives good hugs. He's lanky but he's strong and he holds you tight. He has experience since he leads a band of children (lots of hugging involved)

General Opinion over said character: my favorite! Sometimes I pretend he's in the room with me.

Toph

Sexuality Headcanon: she's 12 so I don't really know, but I think she either grows up lesbian or bi with a heavy lean toward women.

Gender Headcanon: cis girl

A ship I have with said character: n/a I don't really ship her.

A BROTP I have with said character: her and Sokka are a dynamic duo.

A NOTP I have with said character: Taang. Yuck.

A random headcanon: Toph's favorite trick is to metalbend in front of people, but in costume. She doesn't say she's a metalbender, so when she metalbends, she says it's pure strength.

General Opinion over said character: I adore her.

[papi-chulo-arthur]

Javier Escuella | Relationship Alphabet

A = Activity (What they’re favourite activity is to do with you)

Javier likes to take you fishing late in the afternoon and not return to camp until almost everyone is in bed. He loves the horse ride there with you, mainly because of how you hold on so tight to him. He encourages you to fish with him, and when you do, he can’t wipe the smile off his face when you catch something but are too scared to get it off the hook. Otherwise, he enjoys the hours of chatter or comfortable silence that falls between you. Fishing is easy. And it gives you the chance to catch up and sometimes have a sneaky make-out session in the woods.

B = Beginnings (How they act at the beginning of the relationship)

Javier is a hopeless romantic, so at the start of your relationship he provides you with constant and undying affection. He quickly learns that it’s the little things in a relationship that make it work. So, he helps you with your chores around camp, brings you a bowl of stew for lunch, or brings a cup of coffee to your tent in the evening. This man wants to impress you, so that is exactly what he does.

C = Communication (How do they communicate with their S/O?)

Even though Javier’s native tongue is Spanish, he loves to talk out his issues with you as best he can. Naturally, Javier has a calm nature and this shines through when he’s telling you about the rough day he’s had. He’s the type of man that needs to talk about what’s happened in his day, but he also loves to hold you while he listens to what perspective you have on any issues.

D = Drunk (What they’re like when they’re drunk)

Javier is a laid back, lazy kind of drunk. He doesn’t get loud and rowdy like some of the other men in camp, but instead relaxes and badly strums his guitar.

E = Emergency (How are the in emergency situations?)

What was said earlier about Javier having a calm nature? That is completely wiped off the table if you’ve been hurt. An instant anger washes over and he’s rapid firing questions at you, like how did it happen and when. He also tends to speak a lot of Spanish in this situation, which doesn’t help if you don’t speak the language. However, in situation where someone has passed, he grieves. In this situation, he likes to be with you, always touching you, just to remember that you’re still here.

F = Free spot (Any canon I come up with)

Javier is a serial flirt. This man is so smooth that other people around camp often times find it embarrassing. But you love his corny lines.

G = Gifts (What kind of gifts do they give? What kind of gifts do they get?)

While Javier knows that a lady can be quite fond of a pearl necklace or a golden ring, he prefers to give gifts that have more than a materialistic value. For you birthday, he gets a woollen poncho made up for you, because he knows how much you love his.

H = Hugs (How do they show affection/cuddle?)

This man LOVES to cuddle. Anytime he can have your body pressed up against his, he will. When he rides back into camp at night, and before he’s even off his horse, he has scoped you out, ready to snake his arms around your waist and places a cheeky kiss to your neck. Javier also loves to cuddle in the way of sleeping. He’s always got an arm, or a leg slung over your body—Not that you’d complain.

 I = Irritation (What is something that irritates them? How do they show their irritation?)

Nothing bothers Javier more then when someone disrespects his culture or where he comes from. He understands that he’s not an All-American, but he’s also smart enough to be bi-lingual. The man has a complex past and he wants people to respect that.

J = Jackpot (If they come into a large sum of money, how do they spend it?)

Let’s be honest, this guy is probably going to buy a new guitar, get a new poncho made up for himself and then think about paying off his bounties so he can return home.

K = Kryptonite (What is their ultimate weakness?)

Your smile sends Javier weak to his knees, and it was probably one of the first things that he found so mesmerising about you. If you want Javier to do something for you, all you have to do is smile up at him, place a loving hand on his chest and that man melts in your hands.

L = Laughter (What makes them laugh?)

While Javi loves the effort, if Spanish isn’t your native language, your attempts to speak and pronunciation of the words have him laughing (but in a way where he thinks it’s sweet). One morning when you wake up and whisper “Buenos Noches”, he can’t help the chuckle that escapes his lips. “Buenos Dias, Mi Amor,” he corrects you, but you’d already fallen back to sleep.

M = Morning (How do they wake up in the morning?)

Sometimes it takes Javi a minute to wake up, but he’s usually awake before you are. In the mornings, Javi is a very affectionate guy though. He’s kissing you neck and running his fingers up your side just as your eyes flutter open.

N = Needy (When do they feel particularly needy? Do they show it?)

While Jaiver is an affectionate guy and loves to be around you, he’s not as needy as other people in the camp might think. This guy had been on his own for a while and travelled through a country where he couldn’t speak a lick of the language. He’s used to isolation. However, he sometimes gets needy at night, wanting nothing more than you have you cuddled in close to him as you sit around the fire.

O – Oasis (Where is their happy place? Where would they go if they didn’t have anything holding them back?)

So yes, while the gang are now Javier’s family, if this guy could, he would go home and take you with him. He’d love to show to beautiful landscapes of Mexico, knowing how much you’d appreciate it.

P = Pain (How do they handle pain? How do they handle you being in pain?)

Javier has an extraordinarily high pain tolerance. This man has been in his fair share of fights, particularly knife fights and knows how to take a hit. But when you’re in pain, this is a whole other story. Javier is attentive to your pain, like it’s a thousand times worse than anything he’s ever felt. He tends to hover over you, making sure he provides you with anything you need.

Q = Quote (What’s a quote that fits them and your relationship)

“You had my heart before I could say no”

 R = Reunion (How do they celebrate seeing you after a long time of being apart?)

The second Javi lays eyes on you after being separated for longer than a week, he’s off his horse and spinning you around in his arms before you’ve even registered what’s happening. This man loves you and a reunion shows it. He always brings you back little gifts that he’s found along the way, whether it be a small piece of gold he went panning for, or the feather from a beautiful bird. A reunion also means hot, loving, passionate sex with his body hovering over yours and his lips pressing to every part of your body. And we all know Javi is the king of that.

S = Stress (What stresses them out? How do they deal with stress and how do they relieve it?) Micah stresses Javi out. Anything that could put you in danger stress him out. Not knowing where his guitar is stresses the poor man out. But Javi deals with stress well. If something’s bothering him, he talks to you about it. If you’re not around, he plays a skilful game of five finger fillet and laughs when the other men cut their fingers and he walks away unscathed. I can also think of another, very fun way, that Jaiver relieves stress…

T = Terror (What are they afraid of?) Javier is afraid of losing the people he loves, in particular you. You’re his rock. You keep him stable and you made his transition to camp easier than it should have been. Now that you’re apart of his life, he wouldn’t know how he would live it without you.

U = Unique (What is a quirk that is unique to them?)

Javier is quicker witted than most other people in camp. He can insult someone before they’ve even finished what they were saying to him.

V = Violence (Do they fight a lot? Are they a good fighter? What is their fighting style?)

Javier isn’t someone to fight by nature. However, that doesn’t mean the man isn’t a skilful fighter. When he fights, he’s swift, always one step ahead of his opponent. This is evident in a knife fight. He had to fight plenty of people when fleeing his country, so he knows how.

W = Wow (What do you do that really surprises them?)

Javier will never forget the evening you surprised him with a bath and a room in town for the night. You two spend hours in the bath, even as the water went cold. He couldn’t think of anything better than having you pressed back against his chest, just talking about life. But when you went up to the room, that was the best surprise he’s had in a long time.

X (Explicit Headcanon)

Javier being an ass man, loves it when he gets to come at you from behind. His hands fit perfectly on your hips. Oh, and he can give your hair a really good tug from his angle too.

Y = Yucky (Is there something that grosses them out so badly, they can’t handle it?)

Nothing grosses Javier out. Nothing.

Z = ZZZ’s (What are their sleeping habits?)

Javier is a stomach sleeper. Most of the time he’s got his head resting on your chest with his leg draped over you body. You end up being trapped in a Javier web all night, but I don’t see anybody complaining.

[fialleril]

Happy pride! Do you have any LGBTQ+ headcanons? (any fandom)

Thanks anon!

All of my Star Wars headcanons are posted here, so you can check those out if you want.

In the meantime, since I’ve got old school Flash comics on the brain, have some Flash fam headcanons:

Piper is the ultimate disaster gay. This is not actually a headcanon, it’s just plain canon, but I feel it bears saying.

Wally is bi, and it takes him a long time to be comfortable with that. He grew up in a pretty homophobic house and his dad spouted a lot of slurs in between telling his son he was stupid and not going anywhere in life, so Wally kind of aggressively overcompensated by trying to make sure he was Very Definitely Straight at all times. (This is part of why he freaked out so bad when Piper came out to him - he’d been putting an awful lot of effort into Not Acting Gay because, of course, you can always tell those guys by how they act, right? He even says that to Piper, just before Piper comes out. But Piper is both not a stereotype and also very much his friend and, shit, he might have to start actually dealing with this now.)

Linda is also bi, and she and Piper together played a major role in Wally finally becoming comfortable with himself.

A fair number of people assume that Piper and Wally are ex-boyfriends, since they were roommates for a while and everyone thinks they know what that means. Wally’s kind of uncomfortable with this at first, and for a while Piper tries to turn it into a joke, pretending to be offended by the suggestion and insisting he has much better taste in men, thank you very much.

Eventually, though, they both start embracing it for the lulz. They have pet names for each other. Sometimes they play it up on teamups with other superheroes. Like, Wally brings Piper in for a tech assist, Piper waits ‘til he’s sure he’s got Superman and co’s full attention, and then he scoffs and says, “Well, gee, Wally, I’d love to help, but you broke my heart and I can never forgive you for that.” Wally’s like, “Baby, please! We can work this out!” Superman and Aquaman just look at each other in confusion. Batman sighs. He’s too damn tired for this.

Bart is pan, and he’ll tell anyone who asks that in the future, nobody uses labels anymore. Of course, Bart also insists that everyone in the future has a private jet and that selling pineapple pizza is a felony, so no one is really sure how seriously to take this.

Jay and Joan are an ace couple who have been happily married for over 50 years. For their big 50th anniversary they went on an Alaskan cruise, which was (of course) attacked by supervillains. Jay took care of matters while Joan took a damn nap, because after putting up with this kind of thing for 50 years she damn well deserves it.

Linda had kind of a huge crush on Wonder Woman as a kid, though she only realized it was a crush in hindsight. She still gets kinda tongue-tied when she actually gets to meet Diana as an adult.

Piper’s parents blame superheroes for “turning” him gay. All those men running around in skin tight spandex - it’s just not natural. Wally’s dad used to say something very similar, so this kind of becomes another in-joke between Piper and Wally, especially once Piper updates his costume post switching sides to join the heroes. “Nice new look,” says Wally, and Piper smirks and says, “Well, you know, just doing my heroic duty, turning all the kids gay.”

Wally pretends to get really upset when Piper and Dick Grayson start dating, because what if they get married? He can’t be best man for both of them at the same time! He’d be running back and forth from one side of the altar to the other through the whole ceremony, and that would just look ridiculous!

Dick’s kinda bewildered by this despite having known Wally for years, but Piper just looks at him like, “Wally, you know I love you, but you’re being ridiculous. Obviously, Linda is going to be my best woman.”

[bookdragonlibrary]

Soft cuddles

After this episode, I wanted some fluff and cuteness so I finished the fanfiction I started this weekend. I wanted to write headcanons and of course, the story slipped from my hand and became a whole fanfiction... Tell me what you thought about it, first time I wrote something this long in English (and in Spanish). The story take place between episode 17 and 18.

Most of their dates, Bart and Ed spend it in the Youth Center. They could always use a little time between two trainings or conselling sessions and thanks to the zetatube, Bart could always run to the Watchtower - or to the new Outsiders Tower now - for an emergency or just run to the end of the world. No big deal with superspeed. He is the only speedster to be on time whatever the situation. Something his grandm- Iris complains to Barry, that he could take his grandson as a model about it. He was even late at their wedding! 

He’s rambling again. So they spend most of their free time at the Center. The place where they bonded and became close friends and then boyfriends. At first, Bart started to talk to Ed because he could not afford being close to Nathaniel. Not because he killed his grandpa while being controlled by the Reach in his timeline - he always knew the guy wasn’t at fault. No, the real reason is he wasn’t his Nathaniel anymore, the one he knew, the one who took care of him after he broke free of the slave camp. Maybe as a payback for killing his grandfather, the only Foundator Leaguer remined on Earth in his time (Batman and the others never came back to Earth but he ignores if it was because of the trial result or the Reach). Bart never dared to ask him, he was grateful anyway. 

Well, he never really talked to Ed before. Just met him in Taos after their liberation from the Reach ship and briefly on the World War when the fourth of them liberated them from Mongul and the Reach with Arsenal’s help. Maybe he was in the Watchtower too? The day Wally-- 

He brushed the thought away. Need to think about something crash.

In his time only English and interlac were allowed. The first one since it was the second language of a lot of people around the world and the second one to trade slaves and Earth’s ressources with other alien species. When he came back to the past, he was amazed by all the languages. He quickly took all Dick’s- he means Nightwing’s expressions. He loves how he plays with English. He was so proud their flawless leader was amazed by his slang. Well it wasn’t technically his, more the expressions of his time. But Nightwing was the second one to pick them after Jaime and the Team quickly follows. Of course the first foreign language he learnt was Spanish, thanks to his best friend. Milagro was kind enough to lend him children books so he could improve his skills. He’s totally crash at reading and understand spoken Spanish. Not so much with the pronounciation, especially rolling his tongue witht la doble erre y la jota. Most of the time, Jaime’s sister laugh at his attempts to reproduce her sounds, but mostly his facial expressions while he’s trying to. If he isn’t shy to try his Spanish with the Reyes, no way he would do the same with Ed... He wants to impress him, not sound ridiculous. So he only uses words withing R sounds involved.

His love for languages isn’t enough. Something even crasher.

Eduardo. His confidence when his was a act. His relaxed personality when his is only energy. His eyes, sweet whenever they look at him. His deep voice full of love. And his hair... Since he met him again in the Center, he dreams of touching them. He retained himself, knowing it was rude to touche people, especially their head, without their consent. He knew that the hard way. When they finally started dating, he asked him if he can, blushing. Ed just smiled and lowered his head without a word. Bart ran his fingers in his curls and they were so soft he melt. So was Ed with the massage. 

Ed’s smile. The little smirk he does before a snarky comment or a prank. Ed loves prank his mentees. Especially the new ones. To make them laugh. To make them forget their trauma for a moment. To show them meta powers could be fun and positive. To show them it’s possible to heal, to accept them, to embrace them and be happy. 

That’s why Ed signed up in the first place. That and also try to get closer to his papá, to help him, to compensate for all those months he acted like a brat. Eduardo Senior had to move from Argentina to USA to work on the Zetatube. He would have better opportunities and better materials. His mother just died, so maybe he wanted to distract his mind too. So Ed moved with his grandparents while his father sent them money to live. But that wasn’t enough. So he ran away. So he ran to him. He didn’t want to loose him too. What if an experience turns bad? What if he arrives too late and never sees him again? As bad scenarios run in his mind, he isn’t ready for the worst one. His father isn’t going to die, Ed will before him. Because he can’t see how he could survive all this pain. It’s too much. But never enough to kill him. 

And then everything stops. He’s free again. He’s thrilled the heroes bring him to Taos. It’s there his papá works! But the scenario in his mind is too optimistic. His papá doesn’t seem to be happy to see him. Why? He was the whole reason he comes here, He almost died just to see him again. 

But that is all in the past. Now he embraced his powers, he embraces his papá without argument or anger. He embraces Bart too. In a different way. But there is still one thing about him he doesn’t embrace yet. He’s not sure how to call it. How to call himself. He doesn’t know yet. So they aren’t an out couple yet like Leslie and Andy are. Still not at ease with coming out, not when he still doesn’t know what to respond to people. Why just says “i”m in love” isn’t sufficiant for them? Why he has to find a label for it? Obviously he knows he isn’t straight. But he’s still unsure between gay and bi. He forgot about the word pan since Bart was so confused about why he was talking about liking bread and Ed didn’t even know where to start to explain him the word comes from a completely different language (Was it from ancient greek or latin by the way?) and the difference with bi since he doesn’t know it himself. He tried to see if he sees girls beautiful or attractive or something but he can’t. He’s just thinking about Bart and nobody else. No one else matters to him. Not in this way. Because Bart is so special, so unique. Not because he’s a time traveler. Not because he’s a hero. Not because of his powers. But because of him. Or a mix of all this. For his innocence about normal, common things. For the sparkles and questions in his emerald eyes while he discovers the world like a child. For the maturity and even the wisedom coming from time to time. For his wide smile because he cried so much tears maybe he doesn’t have anymore, because he knows the powerful meaning of a smile over simple things. For the contradiction like he’s two worlds melting into one. Bart was his hero. Not because he save him from the Reach ship or save the whole world from their invasion at the cost of his cousin, but because he showed him you could go through hell and still make it, still find the happiness you thought was gone forever. If Bart could do it while coming from an apocalyptic world and still remember the simple power of a smile, Ed could do too.

Whenever the two of them have free time, they relax and cuddle in Ed’s room in the Center. Ed isn’t much of a hugger, but he loves Bart’s ones. He’s much more a kisser. They lay in the bed, watch movies, listien to music and God Bart has a lot to learn about it. Or they just cuddle on the bed, most of the time Bart in Ed’s arms, in silence, after bad or stressful missions. And the last one was a big moded mission. For both of them this time. Because Ed thought Bart was hurt or even dead on that crash, which wasn’t crash at all. Watching the Outsiders’ mission on the Internet was a good idea. Or so he thought. The Team did inspire the teenagers on the Center. Wendy considered to take off the collar! She even wanted to go back on training to control better her powers. But it still doesn’t feel enough for him. There are a lot of things he should do for them so they can go back to their family for those who still have one. But one thing he wasn’t prepare for was the stress to watch his novio be beaten up by bad guys, watch him nearly die, unable to do anything, just clench his fists as he’s watching the screen, trying to hide his stress to his mentees. But of course the girls noticed. Wendy just put her hand on his. Andy gave him a reassuring smile and gently tapped his arm to show him Bart and the others finally emerged from the ship. Leslie still acted the indifferent play but at Thanksgiving, she did give him a knowing smile when he went on the car with Bart. He knows Andy is bisexual, maybe he could talk to her about it whenever he’s ready but it feels weird, he supposed to be the concellor here. 

Now his novio is in his arms, safe and sound, silent and still. Something is definitely out. Bart can’t stay still. Unless he’s moded. He healed thanks to Bart, his little bright sun chasing away his sad thoughts, and he wants to give him the same. Give him love, attention, a special place by his side. So he holds him closer in his arms, tight as he likes, petting his hair, kissing his face, soft and slow kisses wherever he can, to remind him that. 

Bart rolls on his belly, looking him above his shoulder, questions in his big eyes. 

“Bart, something’s wrong?” 

“You... you can do it if you want to...”

Ed needs a moment to understand. Bart often catches him off guard, but never this way.

“Qué? No. No, Tito. Lo siento, I didn’t mean to... Why do you think I would...“

Bart has now his face hidding in the pillow. Ed could barely see his eye through his hair. “A girl who did it because her boyfriend won’t be interested in her otherwise...” he explains.

“Is that a romcom or something?” Bart nods shyly, still doesn’t want to meet his eyes. “First it’s dumb. And more important, I would never blackmail you. Mi Tito, te amo. We have all the time we want for this. We can wait to be both ready, okay?”

Bart nods again, now hiding his face in his boyfriend’s chest while he pets his hair. 

“Why did you think I’m gonna leave you?”

“Doi, because I’m annoying...”

“I don’t find you annoying, but... uh... lindo...”

“What? What does that mean?”

Ed blushes, as he often does when Bart is near him. His novio is too innocent and pure for Ed’s good. “I find you cute” he manages to say.

“Really? Even when I’m too fast for this world?”

“Yeah, even when you can’t slow down. I’m also here for that part, right? Did I... did I ever do something that made you felt I found you annoying?”

“No. But what if you loose your patience one day?”

“That’s not gonna happen. I have more patience than you have energy, mi tonto”, he replies as he kisses his forehead.

“Te amo, Edi”, he whispers, without butchering it too much since he doesn’t have to roll his tongue.

Ed knows if he asks him the moon, Bart will find a way to bring it to him.

Ed kisses him again and traces his jaw to his neck, holding him close, his both hands of his waist so his novio would not be afraid of the attention. Bart relaxes, even starts to vibrate like a little purring kitten. And Ed lets him, he just lets him find his pace and his speed. Ed just lets him be himself, without complaining or mocking his weird body. He just adaptes. When he stops Ed cups his face, preventing him for vibrating again, and kisses him deeply. He’s still not used to his novio being so adorable, so beautiful, so affectionate it almost catch him off guard whenever he smiles.

When they start dating few months ago, Ed was too embarassed to give Bart pet names, so cheesy... God he hates the expression in English. Apodo makes more sense than being comparated to una mascota... Well he does like call him bebe and tease him when he complains about it by remind him he is technically not born yet. But he wanted to give Bart a special name, one with a meaning just for them. So he came with Bartito, Tito for short. Bart loves it and Ed can’t stop himself for thinking no one could understand Tito as a love name. Bart wanted to do the same but Edito sounds a little bit too English-like and Dito, while being close to Tito, what Bart loves, reminds Ed another word too embarassing. So Barts went with Edi instead. He even suggested, if Ed still didn’t like the nickname, to call him Teddy, but Edi was just fine. Ed did win him a big teddy bear for Thanksgiving though, knowing Bart loves plushies. He was so proud and happy with his prize almost as big as him in his arms he had to walk the entire time and take the zetatube to go back home. And they could both have cotton candy as Ed was the one ordering it and Bart already had his hands full with the plushie. Maybe it was too much for amigos, but at that moment, Ed didn’t care, just wished to make his novio happy. 

“Te amo también, idiota.” 

Ed kisses his temple, his forehead, his nose and finally, his lips.

He cannot stop himself about thinking what happened in Bart’s past, what could have happened. The time traveler sometimes talks about what happened back then, but never what happened to him. So Ed can only imagine and without something to hold back his houghts, his imagination goes deep, maybe too far compared to reality, or so he hopes. Despite how much he fears what he could learn, he never asked. He will wait until Bart is ready, if he will ever be one day. Ed still hopes Bart never heard, saw or felt something like this because Bart is oblivious and doesn’t understand subtex sometimes, like when he flirted with him and Bart didn’t notice or like last week when Bart suggested him to come for a sleepover to Neflix and chill and litteraly means that as he asked him which films he wanted to watch, if he prefered English or Spanish subtitles or even the Spanish version with English subtitles for him. Or even when girls or this Mexican boy who arrived last week flirt with him and Bart just thought they are nice and friendly. Ed isn’t jealous, he knows people have to be really patient to make Bart understand they are flirting since he took him months. He just watches the scene from distance, just in case Bart needs him, because if he’s oblivious to flirting, he is also to sexual tensions... Ed knows if he can’t be there, Leslie will watch him, kind of protective with the innocent oblivious teens or maybe it was just gay support?

However, this summer, when the Team and he went to the beach where Mount Justice used to be (the only place where Jaime can swim freely whithout risking to reveal his secret identity with Scarab on his back), Bart wore a swim short and a T-shirt, to protect his skin from the sun he said. He does have a red hair skin, like his discrete freckles and his auburn hair with tinge of red reveals, which is really weak to the sunlight and it was (would have been?) pretty grey and clouded in his past, so his body was never used to a bright day. But Ed still fears what he will discover when Bart will be shirtless in front of him. When his fingers run on his back, he feels some patterns, some paths underneath. And when his does find them, he just holds his novio closer. Maybe Bart is oblivious to people being nice but knows they could be cruel instead, because he’s more used to one than the other.

What he does know, though, is they will be just fine. Despite their powers. Despite him not knowing who he is yet. Despite Bart being a hero. Despite the whole Outsiders thing. Despite the meta trafficking and his fear Bart would be kidnapped again. Despite all of that, he knows they will be fine if they just give time to things as the past proved it.

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Clearly longer than I thought it would be... Maybe a little out of characterisation and a lot of HC for Ed since we don’t know so much about him yet. 

I think it’s funny I think about Ed not being the jealous type with his hugger boyfriend before the episode drop xD

[krystalreverb]

Something Human (Fic Preview #1)

Oh my god a fic from me that isn't xanlow I know it's the end times it's still fire emblem tho, don't get that confused so I have a weakness for master servant stuff so this is what you get I immediately had a weakness for Hubert/Edelgard I forced hubert to learn some healing magic so I could have more healers, haha I also like to make jokes so I paired them up and Hubert is just like of course I love you, was that not clear? ok I have no excuses for the ending but here we go gender neutral and pan byleth, I use the female Byleth in my runs because it makes recruiting Sylvain so much easier and he's a great unit and also i'm a huge slut for fishnet tights but this Byleth can be either one you want they use they/them pronouns and I don't describe their appearance at all so it can be either Byleth you want this takes place during the war when the black eagle strike force is still using garreg mach as a base I guess? It's vaguely sometime after they take out deirdru but before they march on fhirdiad i'm pretending byleth didn't recruit any other students into the BESF because my brain only has room for so many characters and I don't want to remember any extras nor did I want to explain why they're there Have a little body worship for your troubles this is self indulgent and shitty don't hate me this is just what I do for fun edelgard is 100% loud af in bed, don't try to tell me she's not a screamer ok so in my headcanon how this works is Byleth splits their class/training session time into two or three chunks to give the BESF a generous lunch break and give them a chance to study and train on their own for a couple hours before moving onto a different topic or training focus this is mostly focused on Hubert, there are some good Edelgard moments but this is mostly a Hubert-centric story bi king linhardt is my lifeblood, he's so jealous and catty there are multiple music and pop culture references dating back into the 90's, there are quite a few, see if you can spot them I was born in '92 I'm allowed to call myself a 90's kid dadgummit you kids these days I s2fg the first person to give me a complete list of memes and references that I put in this fic gets a hubelgard drawing by me I am not an artist but I'll do it anyway just don't expect anything good so basically Hubert is Gomez Addams and Edelgard is his Morticia, okay he worships the ground she walks on and lavishes her with affection and love and just thinks everything she says and does is beautiful and magical and she enjoys every second of it I headcanon that edelgard is an absolute unit she's just smol and Hubert kind of has the build of a guy who sits inside all day reading spellbooks

Something Human

The hallways of the monastery were dark, the night outside peering in through the windows and casting slim moonlight beams on the floor and walls. Within those moonbeams was a shadowy figure, slithering through the shadows like a phantom in an ancient opera house, a glass of water in one hand. The figure stopped, hearing something strange.

“N-no... S-stay away! Stay away!” It was Edelgard. She was in distress. The water glass shattered loudly on the floor, and the water spilled across the stone. The figure bolted across the hallway and around the corner. Protect her with your life.

“No! No, stop! Get away from me!”

The figure stopped in front of a locked door and very quickly assessed the situation. No sign of forced entry. That was good. But Edelgard was still crying out, and the bed was rocking, banging against the wall alarmingly. The figure picked up a lamp off the windowsill and lit it, lighting up his face as he knocked on the door. It was Hubert, who had gotten up thirsty in the middle of the night and left his quarters to fetch himself a glass of water from the kitchens to take back to his room with him. He was a human, as were they all, and he occasionally got thirsty in the middle of the night. This simply happened to be one of those nights.  

“Your Majesty? What's going on in there?” Hubert asked. He got no response other than Edelgard crying out again and the bed crashing against the wall violently.

Hubert spared no time. He quickly used a bit of magic to trip the lock and opened the door. Immediately he saw that there was no one there, other than a very sweaty Edelgard in her bed, eyes screwed shut, crying out in fitful sleep.”Stay away! Stay away! Leave me alone!” Edelgard cried out in her sleep, clutching her head with her hands and thrashing in her sheets. Her hair whipped about her head, creating a shimmering white halo around her head. The bed crashed loudly into the wall, and the vibration knocked her crown clean off the bedside table. Hubert let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding.

A nightmare. Of course. Hubert knew his lady suffered from nightmares; who wouldn't, after the life she'd led, the horrors she'd suffered? Hubert often found his dreams equally grim and frightening, on nights such as these. On clear nights, with no immediate threat present, sometimes, just sometimes, his mind turned in on itself too. It was a side effect of the rigors of war.

Hubert quickly put the lamp on her bedside table, picked her crown up off the floor, placed it back on the table next to the lamp, and shook his lady gently with one hand. “Your Majesty.” It was simple, but direct, quiet, yet audible enough to carry within the dorm room.

Edelgard's eyes shot open and she sat up straight, woken up suddenly. Her hair was a disaster and there were red rings around her eyes. The string-like strap of her thin nightgown fell pathetically off of her shoulder to hook around her arm, the neckline slipping down until her right breast threatened to fall out of the material entirely. Hubert pretended not to notice. “Ahhhh!” She shrieked, her eyes fixing on him and taking a couple of seconds to fully focus.

Hubert was almost knocked backwards by her force. “My lady, it's only me!” He exclaimed in a direct whisper.

“Hubert??” Edelgard asked, wild-eyed and terrified, clutching her blankets to her chest. “What are you doing in my chambers this late at night???”

“I heard you from the hallway, Your Majesty. You were crying out in your sleep. Is it that nightmare again?” Hubert asked, gently placing his hand on hers to placate her anxiety for now.

“Oh, Hubert... I don't want to talk about it.” Edelgard said stubbornly, casting her eyes away. Her cheeks turned a rather cute shade of embarrassed pink.

“The professor said talking about it would help.” Hubert supplied. Edelgard huffed.

“I know. But I...”

“But I won't force your hand.” Hubert relented. “At least allow me to stay by your side, my lady, for my own peace of mind. I thought you were being attacked, Your Majesty. It gave me quite the fright.”

“Oh, Hubert, don't be overdramatic. Yes, you can stay.” Edelgard shuffled over in bed and allowed Hubert to climb up next to her. Hubert immediately found himself the subject of a tight embrace, the Emperor's head resting on his chest and her arms looped around his shoulders.

“Hubert.... I will create peace, for all of Fódlan.”

“I know, Your Majesty. I know. And I will be by your side every step of the way, my lady.”

“No.... No titles tonight, Hubert. Please....”

“As you wish, Edelgard.” Hubert stroked Edelgard's hair softly, running his fingers through her white locks. This was familiar to them; comforting. Hubert often would let the crying little girl that was a pained and tortured young Edelgard sleep in his arms after a particularly terrible day. It always allowed her a restful sleep, to know he was always there to watch over her. Edelgard's father never knew, and neither did Hubert's. It wasn't entirely proper of them, but then again they had never quite been a proper pair. Closer than siblings, they knew each other more intimately than lovers, and touch came naturally between them as a sign of their devotion to one another. A hug, a touch on the shoulder, their pinkies intertwining as they walked their bloody path together. There was a world of words between them never spoken, but implicitly understood. What was proper and what was crossing the line. What they could and couldn't say. What they wouldn't say, not yet anyway.

“Hubert?”

“Yes, Edelgard?”

“Do you think I'm... a good Emperor?” She asked, in a small voice. An uncertain voice. A voice wracked with insecurity, disbelief, and thinly-veiled suffering in isolation.

“Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg, ruler of the entire Adrestian Empire... yours is a reign I am proud to swear my fealty to.” Hubert answered immediately, without hesitation or second thought. “And you know me, Edelgard. I am an excellent judge of character.”

Edelgard giggled. A joke. Hubert did have a sense of humor, as much as he didn't like to show it. Her face fell somewhat, and her giggle died down. She snuggled her head deeper into Hubert's chest, holding onto him like a lifeline. Hubert allowed this.“Hubert, will you sing to me? That song you used to sing for me when I was small...” She murmured, and Hubert's expression softened. A particularly terrible event was haunting her tonight. Perhaps the night when.... no. Hubert refused to think about it. Edelgard had been through enough.

Hubert began to sing an ancient lullaby softly. It was in the ancient language of magic, one that Edelgard did not understand but found beautiful. Hubert was not particularly talented at singing, but as he was of a noble house, he was studied somewhat in the art, being capable of at least holding a tune. He was clearly not destined for a musical career but he wasn't awful. His voice carried well, anyway, and he could pass for a gravelly, underused, sinister sort of low tenor. As he sang, he gently ran his fingernails across Edelgard's scalp, scratching her head softly and sweetly, and she damn near melted in his arms. Soon she was sleeping soundly again, and Hubert very quickly came to realize that he really didn't have the ice-cold heart it would take to move her from the cozy spot she seemed to have claimed on his chest. So there they lay, curled up around one another, a tangled mess of limbs until the sun rose again.

When they roused from slumber, Hubert got up early, woke Edelgard, and then fell into his regular routine of helping Edelgard get dressed for the day. Her armor did have too many buckles, and that blasted dress, with all its buttons and epaulets. He carefully brushed out her hair, and pinned it elegantly to her head, placing her crown atop it, all in silence. That silence passed between them like a ghost through the room. She stood. And she turned.

“Thank you, Hubert.” She said softly. “For staying with me.”

“My lady, I would never leave your bed, if that is what you asked of me. I am ever your faithful servant, Your Majesty.” Hubert replied. Edelgard had to laugh a little.

“I know, Hubert. Perhaps after the professor's lecture, you'd like to share a meal with me? I'd love to hear more about that book Dorothea is making you read.”

Hubert rolled his eyes. “That drivel can barely be called a 'book', my lady. It's hardly anything more than blatant erotica mixed with stale and tiresome literary tropes. It's garbage.”

“Still, she seemed insistent. Does she quiz you?” Edelgard teased.

“Unfortunately, and at random times, so I'm forced to continue reading it until I can make her stop. She starts crying when I get a question wrong.” Hubert complained.

Edelgard laughed. “Then at least tell me about it. Share a meal with me. And tell me all about it.”

Hubert relented. “Of course, my lady.” He bowed politely, and offered his arm to escort his lady to Byleth's class.

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Lucy, Happy, Mira, Natsu, Gray, Wendy, Freed and Loke giving a fan a hug

@lila236 : Ok can u write a fluff headcanon of a fan asking for a hug from lucy, happy, maryjane, natsu, grey, and wendy and can u list the characters reactions and the type of hug they give? + Freed & Loke

Lucy

She was just walking around Magnolia when she was approached by a person

“Omg are you Lucy Heartfilia?” was the first thing they said to her

Lucy nodded and said yes

She had to admit, she found them pretty attractive

Lucy was snapped out of her thoughts by them asking for a hug

She agreed graciously and leaned in for a hug

If its someone she doesn’t really know, it will probably only be a polite hug but if she knew someone well she’d probably give them a bear hug

Happy (Exceed fan)

Happy and Natsu were strolling through a town they were asked to go to for a job when they ran into an Exceed and their owner

Instantly, Happy and the Exceed connected like two peas in a pod

When the Exceed had to go, they hugged Happy tightly

Happy is a big hugger so he’d probably hug them pretty tightly

He’d also probably be the same way with people who he knows from Fairy Tail

Happy (Human Fan)

Like above, Natsu and Happy were probably just wandering around a town when they ran into a fan

They all immediately clicked and became friends

They were super interested about Happy and how he was an Exceed cause you really don’t see them everyday

They played around together and had a fun day in that town 

Their wallet was empty by the end

After, Happy gave them a big hug and said goodbye

Mira

Mira loves meeting fans

She is a fan-favorite so she gets recognized a lot

Honestly, hugging fans was normal for her

Sometimes it was awkward but this fan was actually pretty attractive so she was pretty cool with it

She’d probably be the type to hug you then squeeze tight and wiggle you side-to-side

It’s amazing

Natsu

Natsu is pretty similar to Mira in the fact that he loves hugs

Honestly, he’d probably initiate a hug if they chatted with him for a while

He would probably nearly tackle them to the ground

Bystanders feared for your life

Gray

He would probably be hesitant to hug anyone

Tsundere Gray is a big baby

If he did hug anyone, its probably gonna be just a smol hug

So, fan probably was disappointed when the hug was just him wrapping an arm around their shoulder

Wendy

Wendy is the sweetest angel baby alive

She’d be super happy to give anyone a hug

Probably a full on embrace with a long hold for just about anyone

UwU would die for this sweet girly <3

Freed

Like Gray, Freed is pretty Tsundere so they shouldn’t expect too much

Probably a shoulder hug or a hug but Freed is incredibly stiff

Like calm down fam it's just a hug not a job interview

Only real time anyone will get a hug from Freed is when they ask or he really wants to

Gotta keep his reputation up

Loke

This man is a F L I R T

If your a female, he’ll run his hand up and down your back flirtatiously

If your a male, expect a brohug

(Unless you headcanon him as Bi or Pan or something(I'm like the biggest gay supporter that's straight))

Its a lil weird but its fine

[brightlotusmoon]

I put this on Facebook to show my patient amused friends. Might put it on Instagram if I remember to log in.

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This week, on "Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles": Origin stories are told, and the TMNT fandom collectively cheers and swoons as Andy proved our predictions and headcanons correct, and Splinter turns out to be awesome. Plus, there was a musical number spoofing Gilbert And Sullivan. Plus we made homophobic assholes whine.

Now to wait happily for the further former adventures of 'Lou Jitsu' as he flashes back to his relationship with Baron Draxum* - and after Draxum mutates four baby turtles Lou fights him and files for divorce and runs away with the babies and becomes Splinter and probably reveals that his birth name is Hamato Yoshi.

(*In one of Nickelodeon's offices there is an Official Art of Splinter and Draxum snuggling and that's canon you guys. And there was the way Draxum looked at Lou with his Tight Abs.

We dare the haters to give a heterosexual explanation. It's legit.)

(Besides, lots of fans have established headcanons that Leo is Ace and Don is Bi and Mikey is Pan and Raph is Demi, and have you seen how they sit down, it's ridiculous, we can't ever sit straight. And also Mikey is confirmed ADHD but I and a few other ND fans feel he is also autistic because he does Raptor Hands and Perching With Knees Up, oh my gods protect him.)

I want haters to leave the show alone so it can continue to be precious, visually stunning, hilarious, action-packed, joyously dramatic, fluff-angst with raw potential, full of memes and references, and most of all the spiritual successor to Mirage and 2003. And I want Soft Mikey to win Battle Nexus again. And I want Leo to be a puntastic memeful inclusive loving leader in the coming seasons. And I want Donnie to get even more sassy. And I want Raph to be more aggressively protective while making sure his teddy bears are kept safe.

And I want April and Mikey to play dress up.

If and when Casey shows up he will automatically be utterly magnificent.

If and when Shredder shows up I will automatically explode.

Fuuuck, I just love them. The designs no longer feel odd, the animation is extraordinarily unique, the voices feel perfect, everyone is settling into their personalities and behaviors beautifully, there are homages to other versions everywhere, everything reflects reverent love for Kevin and Peter, there is an entire universe of ideas and creativity here. And we know that the cast and crew is having the best time.

[autistic-moonbeam]

Herd au

I wanted to add to (one of) my head canons (this one goes along with the Pinkie Pie Headcanon post I made). This will be about the mane six, as well as some other characters.

Okay! In this AU (I might turn it into an actual story but I'm not sure. Definitely gonna do drawings based on it)

Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash are a herd (closed? polyamorous triad) and all three of them are transstallions(All of their names will remain the same as I don't feel like they are necessarily feminine or masculine).

Rainbow(I will also refer to him as Dashie or Dash) is the most masculine of the three, Pinkie is kind of in the middle, being kind of masc sometimes, femme sometimes, and sometimes a combo of the two, and Flutters is usually rather feminine.

Rainbow Dash is gay(questioning, but gay is what he has come up with for now, you will see later on), Pinkie is Pan, and Flutters is Bi, they are also all on the Ace spectrum.

Rainbow is the tallest of the three, Flutters is the shortest, and Pinkie is a bit taller than Flutters. Both Pinkie and Flutters are chubby, Pinkie being a bit chubbier than Flutters(Pinkie loves food and is not ashamed to admit it), while Dashie is rather slim and muscular(he also loves to eat but he has a very high matabolism). Pinkie has the shortest mane of the three, and Fluttershy has the longest.

As stated in my Pinkie headcanon, He is autistic(and adhd), as is Fluttershy. Fluttershy also has Social Anxiety Disorder and Generalized Anxiety disorder. Dashie is Diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia (which is part of why he didn't read much before that time he was in the hospital), and it is thought that he is also autistic, but he has not yet been diagnosed.

Fluttershy's favorite stims are stimming with music(this varies and he usually prefers to have music anyway), various body stims, colorful lights (when they aren't too much for him), soft textures, swings, he likes soft movements and calm things, he also tends to flap (wings and hooves) when he's greatly excited about something and can also get loud at these times (like when he saw spike the first time). Fluttershy loves tight hugs when he gets overwhelmed, they help him calm down immensely. Fluttershys skin is very sensitive(even more sensitive when he's overstimmed), so he is picky about clothing (when he wears it. His coat helps prevent some irritation). Some of his special interests are animals, animal care, and fashion. Rainbow on the other hoof prefers to move fast and is usually constantly moving in some way, flying is one of his favorite stims. When Rainbow gets overwhelmed(which doesn't happen very often) he is very sensitive to touch and lights, so it's best for him to be in a familiar place with dim lights (like certain places in his cloud home or Flutter's cottage).

All three of them wear clothing from time to time, when they do Dashie prefers scene, emo, and comfy styles of clothing, Pinkie also likes scene and other colorful styles of clothing as well as some pastel styles (like fairy kei), Flutters prefers pastels and comfy is his default (he loves loose flowy things, and adores dresses and skirts).

When the three aren't working at their respective jobs or spending time with their friends, they are spending time together (usually at flutter's cottage as it is the easiest to get too(compared to Rainbow's) and the quietest (compared to the Cake's).

Also, I put closed with a question mark after the bt about them being a herd, because they are considering adding Twilight to their herd. Twilight is questioning their gender so they use they pronouns for now. They are intersex(which is part of the reason they use the pronouns they do) as well as autistic. (Note, Flutters is intersex as well and Pinkie and Dashie have both physically transitioned). Twiley is bi.The herd all loves spending time with Twiley.

Twiley special interests include magic, books, an learning.

Pinkie and Dashie are the most outgoing of the four, with Flutters being the most shy, Twiley having the hardest time understanding other ponies. Twilight is in between Rainbow and Rarity height wise.

Next are Applejack and Rarity.

Rarity is a Trans mare. Applejack is a stallion (born that way but they thought he was a filly until he hit puberty and developed properly, but he knew from when he was younger what he was). Rarity had supportive parents and transitioned early on, first with growing out her mane and changing her name and pronouns, then physically(through magic) transitoning to the way she wanted to look. She is one of the tallest of the mane six. Apple jack is the tallest. Applejack is also the strongest, thought the others are strong in their own ways. Rarity and Applejack are both bi. Rarity is diagnosed with ocd and autism. Her main special interest is fashion. Applejack isn't diagnosed with anything but the mane six isn't so sure he's nurotypical. They do know he's stubborn as a mule and can be rather resistant to change as well as quite possibly have dyslexia and discalculara(he's always had problems with reading and math but he hasn't let that stop him.)

Okay, now the CMC.

Applebloom is afab (assigned filly at birth) genderfluid(trying he/him and they/them at the moment) and pan , Sweetie is acab (assigned colt at birth) questioning (currently trying out she/her) and pretty sure she is bi, and Scoots is a pan trans boy. They are trying out being a herd together(but if that doesn't work they will still be friends). Scoots can't fly well (still aren't sure why), Sweetie has difficulty walking sometimes(and needs help from the others when this happens), and Applebloom has attempted to get sweetie to use a walker that he/they built for her when she has trouble but she fears it will make her look weak. Scoots is adhd, and sweetie is autistic and has hearing processing difficulties, Applebloom has a lot of the same problems his/their brother Applejack does. Applebloom and Scoots are the same height, and Sweetie is a bit taller than them.

Babs is afab questioning(thinks they may be a trans colt or maybe a demicolt but they aren't sure, uses they for now) and is pan. Babs has hearing problems because when they were born they had ear infections in both ears and has scar tissue from those infections as well as others. They don't have a massive amount of problems because of it, but they can't hear as well as other ponies their age and it's worse on the right side so it's best to be on their left side and have them facing you when talking to them. Babs also only has three legs, being born without their front right leg. The CMC and the Mane six are understanding and do their best to help Babs in any way they can. Babs has a very advanced magical prosthetic that helps immensely and a hearing aid for the ear that has more damage.

Spike is a nonbinary transgirl and questioning her sexuality (and if she is ace or not).She is pretty sure she is panromantic.

TenderTaps is a cis gay colt.

Some family of the mane six now.

Big Mac a cis stallion, Pansexual.

Shining Armor is intersex and acab(like Twiley) and she realized early on that she was both but identified more as a girl and wanted to use feminine pronouns. Cadence is a transstallion who only realised it a little while ago. Flurryheart(taking after her parents not only with her wings and horn but is also intersex like her mother) is still young and they are waiting until she gets old enough and she can decide for herself what she is. They use she/her pronouns for her as she was assigned filly at birth.

I think that's enough for now. Note I haven't seen the newest seasons and I may or may not change things in this headcanon (due to the show and personal preference ) in accordance with this. I will probably also add more as I come up with it.