#You gay fuck 💓

[loudestcloud]

Happy birthday to Szayelaporro Granz

[love-belle]

take a look at my girlfriend !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's everything and he's just her proud boyfriend.

or

for when they're your everything. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - when i said i was back on my writing grind i MEANT it

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yourusername his cringe behaviour has me captivated

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username MOTHER?????

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username im.

username the first photo i died y'all

-> username she can break me in half and i'll thank her js saying

francisca.cgomes the first photo, i am looking (respectfully)

-> yourusername it's there only for u bébé

username SHE'S SO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username rockstar gf

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-> username damn who's we

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-> yourusername i am dw child

lukehemmings tell your bf to stop spamming us, we CANNOT give him a private concert at 4 in the morning

-> yourusername he just wants to hear she looks so perfect

-> lukehemmings basic bitch

-> landonorris WOAH OKAY

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landonorris nah i think he's kinda cool

-> yourusername he's okay

-> landonorris just okay???

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username thinking thots rn

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landonorris my girl my girl my girl

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-> username now that ur saying it................

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username THE CAT

-> username not trying to alarm anyone but that looks like y/n's cat

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username i simply refuse to accept that im losing both of my parasocial relationships

carlossainz55 trust us, we KNOW

-> landonorris you're gonna continue to do so :D

-> username lando using ":D" WHO GOT HIM LIKE THAT

username just wanna know who's love got him singing we fell in love in october

username if that's y/n then im giving up :)

charles_leclerc i want that cat

-> landonorris it's yours i hate that demon

-> username NAHHH NOT LANDO SHITTING ON MY CHILD

-> username 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺 stay back 🤺🤺🤺 i will protect marshmallow with my life 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

username lando norizz is proving to be kinda wrong here haha

username i just know he's down BAD for her

lilymhe the only reason i follow you is cause of your gf

-> landonorris unfollow me NOW

-> lilymhe no.

username this is y/n idc let me be delulu

-> username no bc i kinda agree with u like

-> username I KNOW LIKE THESE PHOTOS ARE SO Y/N CORE

yourusername need to adopt that cat asap

-> landonorris that's not a cat, that's whatever was let out of pandora's box

-> yourusername boy i will block u

-> username NOT Y/N ACTING LIKE THAT'S NOT HER CAT

-> username honestly give up y'all we KNOW

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yourusername an idiot but i love this idiot

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username "men r bad men are nasty but this one is ok" she's so real for this

-> username my queen spoke nothing but facts

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lilymhe an idiot (derogatory)

-> yourusername an idiot (affectionate)

-> landonorris how about you both stop calling me an idiot??? how's that???

username he's so bf omg

username lando norris i am in your walls

-> username im under his bed

-> username im hiding behind his door

-> username im in the closet

-> username we love u ❤️

-> username i meant literally u dumbfuck

-> username oh

-> username stfu i am in his bathroom

-> landonorris i am unsafe

username this is so chaotic and im here for every minute of it

username FUCK YEAH SOFT LAUNCHES ARE OVERRATED ANYWAYS

danielricciardo you should've seen the look of panic on his face, truly a sight to behold

-> yourusername his 2628182837 texts saying "i done fucked up" kinda gave me an idea

username < them 3

username do y'all need a dog??? i can bark

usernames SOMEONE GET ME A BF RN ISTG

carmenmmundt cutest 🤍

*liked by yourusername*

username lando ur catching these hands

username need to pray to whichever god lando prayed to 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

username im LIVING for the lando content we're being fed rn

landonorris me and the bitch i pulled by being mean to her

-> yourusername what did u say

-> landonorris me and my very amazing beautiful ethereal breathtaking hot angelic gorgeous pretty cute adorable gf whom i love and respect very much ☺️❤️

landonorris i loveeeeeee u

-> landonorris please take the demon child, i mean marshmallow, away from me

-> yourusername no ❤️

-> yourusername (i love u)

username im gonna cry what the fuck i need this kinda love

username HSHDJAKSHDHAKKASJJSHSA

-> landonorris same

username love to see lando grovelling ❤️

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landonorris take a look at my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!! (❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)

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username PLEASE I WANT HER SO BAD

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username don't be shy lando fuck off go on do it

username came here for lando stayed for y/n 💪💪💪

username love a man who's just pathetic little baby girl and his gf who's EVERYTHING

*liked by yourusername*

-> username THIS.

username THE QUOTE OH MUCHOD

username HOW did u pull her

-> username this is MY generation's bermuda triangle

-> username LMFAOOOOO

username lando norizz but he actually pulled 🙏🙏🙏

-> username this revelation needs to be scientifically studied

username i love how half the comments section is thirsting for y/n and the other half is just straight up bullying lando

charles_leclerc we beg you, stop it we KNOW

-> landonorris no

username nah bc the grid being sick of him being in love is sending me 💀💀💀💀💀

username SHE'S SO ETHEREAL

username i love her sm

username lando just so u know *our girlfriend

username IM GOING FERAL OVER THIS OMGAIHAAJK

username goodnight.

lilymhe MY girlfriend but alright

-> francisca.cgomes real like he's forgetting something

-> carmenmmundt honestly

-> alexandrasaintmleux i know like *our* girlfriend

-> yourusername my loves 😘😘😘

-> landonorris wow..

username they're so ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

username someone find me someone like this i beg

username need to know how they met bc they couldn't be more opposites 💀💀💀💀

lewishamilton so happy for you mate 💜!!

*liked by landonorris*

username on my knees for this woman and for this woman only

username just one chance pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

username i see how kind god has been to others

yourusername i better be the only one u got

-> landonorris take a look at my girlfriend she's the only i got

-> yourusername that's better ☺️

yourusername love u loverboy

-> landonorris who

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-> landonorris 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

-> danielricciardo oh no he's lagging again

-> yourusername just give him a min

username IM SO NORMAL ABT THEM I SWEAR I AM

username sliding down the wall fr cannot believe he bagged my wife

username wow.

[pupyuj]

HIII I’m kinda shy since its my first ask and ur my favourite writer here >.<

Can i ask for tattoo artist yujin and reader that wants to get tattoo? And Yujin gets turned on when reader makes noises during the tattooing session😫, then they fuck afterwards or during its up to you hehe, please feel free to change my plot too if you think it makes it even better 🥵

hiii!! nooo don't be shy to interacttt, you're so sweet!🥰💖 also fellow ive writer AND yujin bias?!! twin 😝💓💓

it was hard to believe for everyone when yujin decided to be a tattoo artist bcs this girl is so unbelievably clumsy!! every time she gets a new client, her housemates (our independent girl has her little parlor in her and her housemates' garage) are always there on standby just in case she fucks up 😭 but somehow she never does! and when yujinnie gets you as her client—pretty girl with the pretty eyes and pretty smile—she was extra careful! not only bcs it was ur first time getting a tattoo but also bcs... well, yujin is gay as fuck and didn't want to hurt such a cute girl like you! 🤭

every time you wince she’d be like “oh i’m sorry! 😣” but the more it happens, the more she gets so turned on by how cute you sounded… esp when she sees how embarrassed you get bcs you thought you were being so sensitive 😙 but the time she finished working on you, she was a 100% sure she wanted to fuck you before you left the garage 🫢 she knew you were hella into her too! what with how you couldn’t hold a proper conversation or eye contact before you even got on the chair, how you blushed horribly whenever yujin flirted to lighten up the mood during the session, and how you didn’t question it at all when yujin had a hand on your thigh while she instructed you on how to take care of your fresh tattoo after the session…

exactly how you ended up with your legs spread wide on her bed with her head buried deep in between your thighs making you see the stars with her tongue will forever be unknown… but you didn’t fucking complain of course 🤭 scratching at her tattooed forearm that made sure your legs were wide open for her, screaming her name so beautifully when she flicks your clit with her tongue, having to grab a fistful of her hair with your newly-tattooed hand to push her closer and practically ride her face until you came and made a mess.. but yujin wouldn’t have had it any other way! 😍

then jokes about you being “such a good girl” that she didn’t need you to pay up at all, but you still did anyway! and ofc yujin asks you to come back not to get another tattoo but bcs her ass is actually down horrendous and needs help getting up in the form of a proper date 🥰

[ninathekillerzblog]

MONOSHIN FIC RECS

A compiled fic rec list of the more longer monoshin fics. All fics can be found on ao3. You should be able to click the title of the fic and be directed there!

this is for @fraisaa and the very few other monoshin enjoyers in this fandom 🙂‍↕️🙏 pls write more fics.

My Cat's Name is Jalapeño! by Perkykitties - 100k wordcount & complete - SINGLE HANDEDLY THE BEST MONOSHIN FIC I'VE EVER READ. cough sorry, bias is showing, post cannon fic after they graduated U.A.

Golden Days by hanwritesstuff (hannahkannao) - 208k wordcount & complete - five years after graduation, two heroes are brought together by coincidence, work together by necessity, and stay together by choice, trust, and maybe just a little bit of love.

Welcome To The Better Class by orphan_account - 200k wordcount & incomplete, post-cannon monoshin fic that broke my heart and put it back together again and idek anymore.

I want to kiss (your dumb fucking face) by gingerbreadshinsou - 126k wordcount & incomplete - it irks my soul that this is incomplete, it really really does save yourself and dont read it because you will be hooked and you will cry. Monoma develops a big gay crush on Shinso and his life descends into absolute chaos.

once more, with feelings by orphan_account - 50k wordcount & incomplete, in which Shinso Hitoshi transfers into Class B.

Resilience by Lilac_Demetrius - 43k wordcount & ongoing! Neito Monoma just wanted to enjoy his summer. Falling in love with his roommate's obnoxious boyfriend was never his intention. (omegaverse fic, dont say i didnt warn you.)

Now you know by albanyN - 42k wordcount & complete, in which hitoshi shinsou and monoma neito have more in common than they think.

Get Ready to have a Bad Time by despurrito - 41k word count & complete, honestly i was very very very hesitant on reading this fic because its an alpha/beta/omega dynamics fic. not to yuck anyones yum though! i cannot deny its still a good fic and if thats your thing, read it!

Sore Loser by SmolPidge - 33k wordcount & complete, After Hitoshi's transfer to the hero course is formally approved, he finds himself at the mercy of one Neito Monoma, who will stop at nothing to get him to choose Class B. Unfortunately for Hitoshi, it's working.

Like Turning Against Traffic in a Crowded Intersection by yanderegiran - 31k wordcount & incomplete, In which Shinso's in a relationship and everyone knows but him.

Smoke Rises, Water Falls by KiroAngel - 31k wordcount & incomplete/abandoned, postcannon soulmate au fic where shinsou finds himself growing more attached to monoma than he ever thought he would, but in a world where soulmates mean everything, what is that really worth?

Pink Summer by chromochaotic - 27k wordcount & complete, tooth rotting fluff and honestly the summer camp counselor monoshin fic no one asked for but we all deserve. 💓

Empathy by AuspiciousWhiskers - 26k wordcount & complete, in which Monoma Neito puts the pieces back together, and for once, they aren't just the pieces of himself.

Of Kitties And Parrots by gingerbreadshinsou - 22k wordcount & complete, monoma meets shinsou on a dating website and it's all downhill from there

That's Not a Kitten! by Perkykitties - 20k wordcount & incomplete - sequel to my cats name is jalapeño! i recommend you read the first fic before this one though. takes place when monoma and shinso are married!

fics under 20k words

What Could Have Been by Madame_Hatter - 17k wordcount & complete, three years is enough to change a man, as well as his feelings for his best friend.

Monoma Neito's Foolproof Plan to Get an Awesome Boyfriend and Rule UA by truejoyofsorrow - 15k wordcount & complete, Monoma decides that he should ask out Shinsou, shenanigans ensue.

Becoming a Cat Person by yanderegiran - 14k wordcount & incomplete, aka the pokemon trainer monoshin fic we all needed in our lives.

i learnt to love for the first time when our fingers intertwined by blinding_metaphysics - 12k wordcount & complete, Monoma and Shinsou were invited to a class A and class B camping trip. What was going to be a nice relaxing day turned into a horrible event.

hope you enjoyed this list! i might make a list of the shorter fics but honestly, theres a lot of those and not a lot of longer fics. we need more monoshin content pls can a very cool long fic writer see this and make my wishes come true?

[kpopsexstories]

🥶 you are now my favorite blog 💓

💓💓💓

Thanks for saying that! Judging from the 🥶 emoji I know you, and I assume it's the gay NCT Dream Dating Ban series that appeals to you 😋 Needless to say, if it wasn't for you I would probably never finish it, so really, thank you!

This blog is mainly straight, but for anyone who's interested in gay k-pop smut, here are the gay stories I've published so far:

Jisung Pt. 1 – Your best friend Jisung reveals his sexual needs when you come for a week-long visit.

Jisung Pt. 2 – You satisfy Jisung's needs to help him through the trialing dating ban.

Haechan – Haechan wants in on the action and takes advantage of you when the others are out.

Mark – Mark sneaks into the bathroom when you're about to take a shower, which leads to hot sex while the others are right outside.

Renjun Pt. 1 – Renjun comes out to you and gives you a blow job in the swimming pool of the NCT Dream apartment complex.

Renjun Pt. 2 – Renjun bottoms for you in the swimming pool locker room.

I'm also happy to announce that I have a date for when the next story in the NCT Dream mini series comes out. I'm afraid it's some time away, but the following members are still to come:

Jeno – There seems to be no boundaries left when Jeno comes to Jisung's room to fuck you. He doesn't even close the door!

Chenle – Needy Chenle bluntly wakes you from a nap. He's horny and frustrated that you've had sex with seemingly everyone but him.

Jaemin – Your week-long visit is coming to an end. A nostalgic and emotional moment with Jaemin leads to unexpected sex outdoors.

All 7 Members – The stigma is completely gone and the members of NCT Dream are sad to see you leave. They're about to lose their pocket pussy and of course they all want to take full advantage.

Jeno's story will be published on October 8. The others are still to be determined, but I have drafts already. The reason for the sparse posting schedule is mainly that I want to focus on straight content, other requests, and the Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of TXT series. But don't worry, all of these stories will come in good time 😋 That's a promise!

[zikkytheblicky]

hii! how are u?? Hope I'm not bothering<3

could u do (separate) headcanons with Alastor and Vox x a chubby Male Reader who is kinda insecure and very sweet and kind?

if u only do for one character for request, i prefer alastor

have a Nice day/night!

HIII IM GOOD YOURE NOT BOTHERING ME LMAO I JS SAW THIS 💓!!

(A LITTLE WARNING I DIDNT HAVE ANY TIME TO DO VOX N DIDNT WANT THIS TO COME OUT TOO LATE/DIDNT RLLY HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR HIM SO IM SO SO SORRY 😭!! )

anyway this idea is so AGGGGH its so adorable ☹️☹️☹️ also some characters might be a little ooc ! im not too sure that’s kinda ur pov!! :3

SORRY FOR THE bit of lore i js inserted for the angst

c/w:

you and charlie have a little brother older sister relationship. very loving <3.

for the french/creole i used google translate so im sorry if its wrong :(

ALSO YES ALASTOR IS HALF HATIAN LETS GOOO 🙏🏾 CARIBBEAN HUSBAND 🙏🏾🙏🏾

everything about the little niffty part i had to google cuz i genuinely thought niffty was 5..

husk is so black coded idc idc idc

sir pentious holds such a special place in my heart i love him. ☹️☹️💓

alastor’s is kinda crack like until you get to the NSFW and the angst part!!

mentions of cannibalism.

ALASTOR

MEETING A GENTLEMAN.

the first time alastor met you was the day after the meeting with the overlords. charlie mentioned you were one of her best friends and somethings about you and how you and her clicked like two puzzle pieces because of your similar personalities.

alastor, like the gentlemen he was, introduced himself first, complimenting your looks and calling you sweet names off the bat..

you obviously caught his interest. may it be because of your calm aura, your gentle eyes, or the sweet tone of your voice… or maybe the plushness of your body?

as the sinners finished trampling you with questions and introductions, alastor spawned right in front of you- you didn’t know he was watching or even there for that matter. “hello there my dear! it seems charlie has friends besides her girlfriend after all!-“ “hey!” you heard charlie interrupt, a pout on her lips. their antics caused you to giggle into your palm which immediately caught alastor’s and the rest of the sinners’ attentions. “you are quite the adorable thing aren’t you?” alastor whispered, his tone holding what seemed to be a seductive tone behind the static that filled the room. “huh ?!” you asked as your face became flustered, refraining the urge to hide your face into your palms and slowly sink into the floor of the hotel. alastor just smirked, standing up to his full height (wait.. he was leaning down this whole time? what the fuck is it with overlords and there overbearing heights ! you thought bitterly, craning your neck to look up at the (sadly) much taller demon.) later on when everyone went to there respectable bedrooms you went down stairs for a nice, tall glass of water. unknowing of the pairs of red eyes that stared hungrily at your abdomen.

that day you went into your specially made bedroom with a teeth mark on your tummy.

after a few months he got to know you better.. and better.. and ended up dating you. which wasn’t a shocker to charlie since she’s noticed the overbearing and possessive stares alastor has sent you and the bashful glances and flustered faces sent alastor’s way.

but the others..

“toots theres no way you’re dating that jackass.. though he’s good lookin’ though.. got taste.” angel dust had said with a disgusted yet amused look on his face, faking a gag as he stared at the claws massaging your scalp and the toothy grin on alastor’s face. “tsk. gays.” was all angel said before turning away from you both and going back to bothering husk.

“i know already. you guys don’t think i haven’t noticed the bite marks on m/n/n (male names’ nickname) thighs and stomach ?” husk had huffed out, rolling his eyes at the look that was sent his way from charlie and forcing himself not to laugh at the way blush that was already on your face sprouted from your face to your neck. “i had to keep it a buck. sorry.” (husk was definitely not sorry he likes seeing you flustered it’s funny to him.)

“oh! sssso i guess the eggssss were right!” sir pentious slurred out, a grin in his face. “you too make such an interesting couple! one a nice, kind and sweet sinner and the other a… a..” sir pentious stuttered as static started to fill his ears. “a..a very well put together gentlemen overlord!” sir pentious rushed out before going back upstairs to his pet eggs.

“wait men can impregnate other men ?” niffty had asked curiously. all you did was sigh, clasping your hands together as you shook your head while alastor let out a staticky cackle, clutching his chest as he leaned over in laughter. “thats- thats not what we said niffty .” you murmured, rubbing your temple gentle before playfully hitting alastor. “it’s not funny she’s like 5.. or something!” you pouted, crossing your arms over your chest. “she-“ alastor coughed- “she was in her 20s when she died, mon amour (my love). and that was in the 1950s.” alastor corrected you gently with a toothy grin and a pat to your head. “oh..” you mumbled leaning into the touch with a pleased sigh. “gay people!” niffty blurted out, raising a rainbow flag she clearly stole from charlie in the air in front of you both. “oh my god. so out of pocket.” you gasped out, a slight giggle coming out while alastor cackled even harder than before

ALASTOR ver 2

(IN)SECURITY.

when alastor found out about your insecurity he was very confused. very. who cares about how you look? you’re so beautiful to him and that’s all that mattered. who cared if someone wouldn’t date you because of your weight? most people like that are still lonely masturbating themselves on valentines day while listening to those break up songs.

though that’s what he wanted to say, he was actually very gentle with you and was so sweet and practically worshiping your body when he found out (not like he didn’t worship your body on the daily.) though he was a little silly.

“what’s all this nonsense you’re saying, Mon pécheur ? (my sinner)” alastor cooed with a frown, pulling you into his lap and gently squeezing your stomach. “you see this? this is what keeps me sane.” “and these?” alaator grabs your thighs pressing small kisses to them. “these keep me from killing everyone in hell.” alastor mumbled into your thighs, resting his head on them as you combed through his hair. sitting in comfortable silence despite the happy tears that flowed down your chubby cheeks beautifully.

the time you fat shamed yourself in front of charlie and he got so mad at you. (he comforted you by being scary as fuck and then complimenting snd practically worshipping your body.)

“‘m so.. fat i need to start starving myself again.” you murmured quietly. so quietly. so quietly the sinners you say near didn’t hear you. but who did? charlie. she was standing across the room talking to vaggie and she STILL heard you. the only reason alastor didn’t hear you along with charlie was because he was out taking “care” of the eggs (you made sure he listened to vaggie by threatening to revoke his permission to bite your thighs and stomach.) charlie turned your direction and furrowed her eyebrows. “hold on, vaggie. i’ll be right back..” charlie mumbled as she strutted her way towards you where you, angel, husk, and sir pentious were in a group chatting.. well except you. you only sat with them because you were lonely and didn’t want to disturb charlie and vaggie- that’d be rude. charlie pulled you away with her to the second floor of the hotel in a dark corner. “m/n/n..” charlie started, a knowing frown and glance in her eyes. no. not this again. “charlie- charlie please..“ “listen, m/n/n. i don’t wanna have to tell him but i kinda have to. alastor will never trust me again if i dont tell him this… but seriously, amour (platonically.) going back to starving yourself? you remember what happened last time?” charlie whispered, cupping your cheeks with her soft palms. “‘m sorry.” you mumbled into her palm. “it’s ok. now are you ready for me to tell al?” charlie asked as she slowly took out a bracelet that had “INCASE OF EMERGENCY” written on it. “yes..” you mumbled, slowly moving towards al’s room as you got ready for a feral alastor to appear. “now.” charlie clicked the button on the bracelet, flashing a smile at m/n before disappearing back downstairs on the main floor. almost immediately alastor appeared behind you, grabbing you by your waist rather roughly and taking you inside of his room. “al, please i didn’t-“ “silans (hatian creole; silence).” was what you could make out- he was glitching slightly and his voice was very staticky. and also- oh god he’s speaking creole. he usually only spoke creole when he was pissed or was cursing someone out. you felt a shiver down your spine as alastor’s shadow locked the door- hell even it looked mad. and it’s a shadow for hell’s sake. “Wi mesye (yes sir)” you mumbled back in his native language, pulling your legs closer to your chest and resting your head against your thighs, sniffling slightly. you felt like such a disappointment (your nails digged into your thighs), why couldn’t you just listen for once? so useless. useless, useless, useless.“are you crying, love? what are you thinking?” alastor pulled you hands away from your thighs, watching the skin heal in a split second. “‘m such a disappointment. why can’t i just listen to you and charlie? im so fat too- why can’t i be as skinny as-“ you were immediately shut up by the cruel, almost scary laugh alastor let out. when you rubbed your blurry eyes full of tears you could see al’s eyes glowing, his regular toothy grin was now a scary, painfully fake (even more fake than his usual one), and prey-like. “silly boy. so stupid yet sweet and bashful yet so careless. do you not know how much your body is worth? in the city i practically was born in (cannibal city) your body is worth over a million. and i get to have it all to myself- every curve, every freckle, every birthmark, every bump and every hair. just to myself. do you know how nice it feels to know that, little deer?” alastor hummed out, pulling his coat off and pulling you up onto him to sit on his chest, his hands roamed around your chest and thighs, treating each and every curve with so much love it hurt.

ALASTOR ver 3

NSFW HEADCANNONS (SHORT)

he uses your ass or thighs as a pillow sometimes and likes to bully you by telling people he’s friends with on how much he recommends your ass or thighs to his friends (as a joke of course).

“i truly recommend this pillow to you, dear !” alastor lifted his head up slightly, grabbing your ass in his sharp claws and squeezing it gently. “very soft and squishy too!” al gave his signature toothy grin as rosie chuckled into her palm. eating another piece of human legs that she had boiled up nicely and was seasoned to perfection; just the way she liked it.

purposefully does doggystyle just to see your ass jiggle (very much an ass man imo.)

loves your kind personality. one time you told him not to go to hard because charlie wanted you to help her do documents the next day and it required you to move a lot. alastor purposefully fucked you into the stars (his excuse was, “i don’t like getting told what to do.”). you didn’t realized though. you just thought he was really pent up and didn’t mean it.

alastor added special noise cancellation to his room once he started dating you. you never asked him why when you started dating but now..? you understand.

alastor loves watching your ass idk why.

alr that’s it bye bye!! :J this is a lil late (๑´·.̫ · `๑)

[neege]

Wolfstar Lesbian Prom AU

Umm, so this is the first time I've ever really written anything for fun, and especially for a fandom space, so please be gentle 💓

Basically, I've been sitting on this idea of Remus trying to impress Sirius by getting all dressed up for the Prom, and I thought I'd just be brave and write it myself!! This is really short and I might write more later.

Also: since I only really have knowledge of US highschools and proms, that's kind of the setting this takes place in—my apologies if this bothers you!

Remus's legs ached from where she was folded up on the bathroom floor before the mirror. She examined her reflection in the mirror—her hair frizzy in some places, wet in others. There was currently only one curl on her head that had come out decent, but it was now crunchy from the copious amount of hairspray that was used to keep it in tact. Now it just looked fake. Like creepy plastic doll hair. 

Remus felt tears of frustration sting her eyes, and squeezed them closed before remembering that she'd applied mascara, and that it was probably all smudged now. 

She unplugged the curling iron from the socket—useless fucking thing—before starting at the sound of a knock on the door. 

"Remus? All good in there? It's been over an hour-" Remus yanked open the door from where she sat on the ground, and twisted herself to face Lily's expression fighting itself into a neutral one.

"Lily I'm begging you to fix me!" Remus turned back to gesture frantically at herself in the mirror, "I look horrible! I look like maybe I used to look fine, but then got stuck in a washing machine. And then a dryer."

God, this is all Sirius's fault...

She felt herself get worked-up again turned back to Lily—who gently pulled Remus's hands away from where she was frantically trying to rub off the smudgy mascara. She gave her most reassuring—least reassuring—smile before speaking.

"Remus, look at me—it'll be fine! Hop in the shower really quick and wash your face, and I'll finish getting ready so I can help you with your hair and makeup, okay?" Remus sniffled a little pathetically, but nodded, "Plus we still have about an hour and a half until we need to leave for the Potters, we have plenty of time to get you all pretty!" 

Ah, Remus thought, leaving for the Potters.

To pick up James and Pete.

And Sirius. 

Jesus. 

Because that was the whole thing wasn't it? Remus didn't just wake up one day with the deranged idea to spend her free Saturday in an uncomfortable dress, with uncomfortable hair—can hair be uncomfortable?—dancing awkwardly around a hot, stuffy gym with people who she doesn't even like that much—who don't even like her...

She's not doing this for the memories—she's not Lily fucking Evans!

No, this can all be blamed on the only person who could ever make Remus participate in something so far out of her comfort zone, she can't even see it anymore. 

It started with Sirius—newly gay and newly kicked-out of her parents house—slowly getting comfortable enough to start talking girls with the one and only James Potter.

In fact, it was nearly two whole months ago when Remus first heard the words that would inevitably lead to her losing the weak, frail grip she still had on her remaining sanity: 

Emma Pierce is pretty hot don't you think?

[pinkdreamcollectorsworld]

In regards to 9-1-1

I know a lot of people had a lot of mixed reactions to the recent episode, along with certain interviews that were dropped in the following days. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that I'm not bothered by any of it. Because I am. I feel like I kinda got bitch slapped by the universe 😅 (and tim) (what the fuck tim) Whatever they had going on was nothing short of just plain lazy writing and shitty planning for certain plots.

That being said, I am so happy for chim and Maddie. I'm happy for Eddie and the fact that he's finding his joy again. It's good to see.

What I'm not happy with, is everything surrounding Buck and Tommy. The breakup to me felt kinda random, and the random line from Maddie about Abby "turning people gay" wtf?? And the whole conversation between Buck and Tommy in the loft. I'm not gonna dive into it because I'll just get kinda peeved all over again, both with Tommy's lines and Olivers interviews, it's just sad to see.

Ik there are people leaving the fandom, and show and there's some who aren't. I was gonna quietly slip out of the back door because getting into discourse with other people isn't my jam. But I wanted to be honest about where Im at.

My mental health hasn't been great lately. It hasn't been great last week with the election either. But before that I would have almost weekly bouts of anxiety about what direction the show was going with bucktommy. On top of that, It became harder to filter out discourse around the actors and show in general as well. So as you can guess it's been pretty stressful. Mix that with seasonal depression and you've got yourself a mess.

What I'm saying is I personally am taking a break from watching the show, probably until it returns in March since that's when hiatus ends and I won't be interacting at the same level as I was before within the fandom(still gonna lurk tho) because of how my mental health has been affected.

I had different little projects planned out for Bucktommy but because of the breakup it's kinda up in the air if I ever will get around to finishing them.

(lou has me in the divorce btw, and no I'm not elaborating I shouldn't have to)

Take care of yourself guys 💓

[angel-baby479]

Omg omg can you draw this girly pop please?

Her name is Utena and she's very fucking gay

Love she 💞💕💓💖

[thetisming]

& Juliet tumblr simulator

💓 queen-judith Follow

tumblr users will see the name 'Romeo', black out and hit reblog

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🪶 the-bard Follow

By the way my play Romeo & Juliet is really good and my wife and all my players are wrong the ending is amazing and I'm a genius

🟦 croptopman Follow

yeah! i agree! i hate it, so it's probably great!

🪶 the-bard

Richard I want you to stop speaking to me for a bit

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🪶 the-bard Follow

Hey guys! I'm recently unemployed (my wife took my job...) and here is my resume!

-I am a writer

-I have a background in acting

-I am a wizard

-I can drive carriages

#please hire me i need to get back at Anne

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🐯 hearmeroar Follow

MY HUSBAND ROMEO WHO KILLED HIMSELF TWO DAYS AGO JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?? HELP WHAT DO I DO

🐯 hearmeroar

BY THE WAY I'M ENGAGED

🐯 hearmeroar

cool! i will be ignoring all of your suggestions

#y'all are fucking gay

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⚜️ slur-de-lis Follow

signed, penis king of France

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💙 francois-dubois Follow

Hey guys! So, I kissed my fiance's best friend, and I really liked it! There are two things about this that aren't good.

THEY ARE MY FIANCE'S BEST FRIEND.

I am a prince. They are non binary. I'm in love with them. This confirms my suspicions that I am not straight.

The main issue is that they're my fiance's best friend, the not being straight is fine and I already kind of knew. My father probably won't accept me but hahaha. I will be fine.

Basically! I need to either call off this wedding or break up with the love of my life. I don't want to break their heart but I also promised Juliet... please help.

#please help me #french #prince #french prince #relationship #relationship problems #marriage #queer #lgbtqia+ #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #pan #pansexual #demisexual #asexual #arranged marriage #marriage of convenience #romance #love

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🏳️‍⚧️ its-super-dope Follow

HEY QUEERS WHATS UP I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! TIME TO GO SEE MY WIFE!

🏳️‍⚧️ its-super-dope

um. what happened

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🌹 beautiful-rose Follow

I'M IN PARIS! it's beautiful here :)

🌹 beautiful-rose

omg i just saw the cutest boy EVER!

🌹 beautiful-rose

just got misgendered.

🌹 beautiful-rose

oh. okay

🌹 beautiful-rose

THE BOY KISSED ME

🌹 beautiful-rose

he is engaged to my best friend

🌹 beautiful-rose

oh well!

🌹 beautiful-rose

um. okay

🌹 beautiful-rose

yeah uh he just broke up with me

🌹 beautiful-rose

yay! my best friend's wedding to the love of my life!

🌹 beautiful-rose

WHAT THE FUCK

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[champgnesny]

well, sadly i finished the second season of ‘good omens’ a few hours ago and after a really long nap, here we have:

“some things about the second season of ‘good omens’ that really stuck with me and i’ll think about forever and ever (amen)”

• beginning of creation and my baby crowley being just so excited about the galaxy, and stars, and her little jumps and shouts, she’s my silly girl

• crowley protecting aziraphale from the stars rain (or whatever was going on in there) with his wing and later on, aziraphale doing the same

• aziraphale caring about crowley since the beginning of ages is just so heartwarming

• “how much trouble can i get into just for asking a few questions?” my princess just wanted to know what was all of this for, is that so wrong?

• aziraphale thinking crowley was talking about him when he said the stars were beautiful pls

• their little lunches through all the season, at the pub, the cafeteria, the other little french stablishment, etc

• aziraphale panicking while explaining crowley why is there a “naked man” on his library 😭😭

• crowley recognizing “trouble” on aziraphale voice just because they know each other that well

• the amount of times “our” and “we” was used to by crowley and aziraphale themselves, talking as if they could not live without the other (they actually can’t)

• crowley refusing to help aziraphale and aziraphale being like “okay, i can’t make you help me, i’ll be fine” and crowley simply throwing a tantrum just to be back and help him

• crowley’s tantrum, yes, but specially the way he stomps on the ground like a little kid

• their little apology dance lmfao (how much cuter can they get?)

• the way they worked together to make a silly little small minuscule miracle once and ended up being way too extra like it wasn’t that hard!

• crowley introducing aziraphale to food

• also, crowley in the turtle neck (i would’ve also used any excuse to put my hand in his chest like that, aziraphale)

• the magic trick and how the person aziraphale thinks of when they say “trust” is automatically crowley, they make me so ugh

• aziraphale not only stealing the proof photo, but keeping it and showing it to crowley

• crowley actually lending aziraphale his car, like he’s so down bad it hurts (if anyone ever had a doubt of how much love this man has for his angel, then this must say something)

• crowley on the library, carrying books, his little sweater, throwing the books everywhere, she’s just so cutesy, i need to eat her

• aziraphale and crowley being domestic and cute and in love together, my babies

• crowley making hot chocolate for gabriel (plus that one time he went all protective on aziraphale)

• the way aziraphale has a dairy (and probably many other) where he writes about crowley, and he just talks about her with so much love, excitement, cherishing their memories together

• the way neither crowley, nor aziraphale ever deny the gay accusations like they just stare and say nothing because they are!

• crowley following aziraphale everywhere when he was organizing his ball pls

• aziraphale and crowley dancing 💓💓💓

• crowley and aziraphale trying to get nina and maggie together when they can’t sort out their own shit like bffr and talk abt ur feelings instead?

• aziraphale telling nina that he has his own plans but he just lets crowley save him cause it’s makes him just “oh, so happy!”

• crowley’s heaven outfit and the way he was walking like she’s just everything to me

• crowley getting choked up when he tried to say he’d like to spend eternity with aziraphale

• crowley actually willing to talk about it and aziraphale just hitting him up like “hey let’s go to heaven together!” like bro, kindly and very gently, what the fuck?

• the kiss (boy, you needed to talk, there’s many time for kissing later; or there was, who knows)

• “i forgive you” lovely, you have so much audacity but this wasn’t the moment haha! (still love u, aziraphale, i promise)

• “you idiot, we could’ve been… us” i think them telling each other to kill themselves would’ve hurt me less

• crowley in the car, still waiting in case aziraphale decided to change his mind (i threw up)

• aziraphale literally looking like he’s going insane while leaving crowley like he’s genuinely just losing it more every single second that passes

• conclusion, they are very much in love, they just need a break and many, many deep talks about their feelings

“honorable mentions to: the whole gabriel and beelzebub plot <3 it was so cutesy, i love them”

by the way, here’s part one of this mini post series, in case you wanna check it out! ⭐️

[ohraicodoll]

im am cracking up at the thought of ellie getting her first gf and trying to get some advice from joel and red. like ellie really wants things to go well w/ her and joel and red are the only people she would feel comfortable asking, but i just know red and joel would accidentally make the whole thing awkward and ellie would lowkey regret asking. god i love my fav emotionally constipated family 💓

omg yes because Joel would definitely learn about Ellie being gay earlier with Red around and they are the absolute worst at dating.

Joel had never looked like he was dying on the inside more than that moment. It was a moment of many firsts. Sarah hadn't quite made it to the point where boys were a discussion so he never had to talk about it with her, thankfully. And back then he only had to look big and imposing and maybe bring Tommy along with him to the school pickup lines to deter any boys.

Now, he was having to sit in a whole new world, twenty years later, while his new surrogate daughter stumbled her way through talking about a friend who he was quickly catching on wasn't just a friend. It took him a while to figure out that's where the conversation was going because while Ellie wasn't necessarily girlie, he was almost certain he was going to have to deal with that boy Jesse asking her out. Turns out it wasn't Jesse he was having to worry about. It was Mia. Red looked equally nervous and anxious, though not surprised. It was more because Ellie was starting to ask their opinion now. Opinions on maybe asking this girl out. The three of them were equally uncomfortable. "I just...wanted to see if you two had any advice? On, like, telling her I'd like to go with her to movie nights or the community party next week or something?" Ellie's face was red and her hands were flat on the table in front of her, eyes diverted but flickering up to them as the silence stretched. Joel looked at Red and quickly saw the panic in her eyes and the slight shrug of "don't fucking look at me." "Um, kiddo, you're like wanting to ask her out on a date?" he tentatively asks though he knows that's exactly what she's asking. He needs to hear it confirmed because he's not about to put his foot in his mouth. His mind is still trying to wrap around that its girls he's going to have to deal with, not guys, and how the fuck do you scare off girls in the apocalypse? It's not like he can put his shotgun out, everyone fucking had a shotgun. Girls were ballsier than boys when it came to dads and he couldn't go around scaring them off easily. Ellie fumbles though at his direct question, face growing brighter red, "I mean- no- yes, kinda? Look I know it's weird-" "It's not weird," Red quickly cuts her off forcefully, teeth clenched, "It's fine-" "Yeah, totally not weird," Joel joins in, both their voices overlapping, "You like girls and that's fine and we're fine with it-" "You can like boys too, you can like both or everyone, whatever you want-" "Doesn't matter, as long as they respect you and down the line, like way way down the line, you're safe-" "Oh god," Ellie is shoving her face in her hands, "That's not at all what I want to talk about! Can't you just tell me how you asked other people out?" There was a hesitant silence. Joel didn't want to tell her that his previous attempts at dating were all in bars on liquid courage and his last actual relationship before Red was with Sarah's mom who he married when he was barely twenty-one after getting her knocked up. And he knew Red's was twenty years ago with her high school sweetheart of six years whose face she shot off.

They both had fumbled their way together through hate sex so that wasn't going to get brought up at all. "You see, I..." Joel started then drifted off, not quite sure where to progress.

"Um," Red winced and stared at him with panicked eyes, visibly trying to think back and coming up empty, "You could have a friend ask her? Or...have you tried a card?" "You two are the fucking worst," Ellie groaned.

[proshippers-against-censorship]

morning guys obligatory pwdin pup ask I heart jackal’s blog

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sorry had to get it out 💓 maybe it’s just me but seeing people who make like… “become autistic subliminal!!” stuff or who identify with the label in general pisses me off so bad

I mean I don’t interact with radqueer blogs, yt channels, anything nor the content though I see a lot of it through proship content

it just feels like. Borderline ableism because no you do not have my troubles and you never fucking will maybe try supporting people with autism and their struggles instead of idolizing us because “ooo haha colors ohhh I’m so oppressed… I’m literally so quirky… haha my special interest teehee trains… shapes and colors 🥺🥺 ohh what’s that?? I’m ableist?? erm srry can’t talk im nonverbal manifesting 💞💋” WHATTTT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

can y’all tell I have a lot of feelings abt this 🎀 I mean it like. Goes away since I only see it once every few months or smth I just get unnecessarily pressed upon seeing it

It’s like being gay for the aesthetic except it’s not being gay it’s trying to change your psychology

maybe they have attention problems idk but maybe get help for that instead of embracing your… trans… autistic… ness

I think it’s fine to have those thoughts but understand it’s wrong to like try and act on them and glamorize it and express your feelings in a healthier way like thru a hotline or smth if u don’t have a therapist or maybe try loving yourself the way you are instead of trying to be different so others will pay more attention to you and give you more comfort

just accept it

you are not autistic

you are you and that’s enough bro.

(I think I cooked w the last 3 lines picture a mic drop as I walk off stage)

I get being annoyed by stuff like that, but it is important to keep in mind that everyone has different experiences with their disabilities and mental state in general. While stuff may stand out as 'eugh, faker' to you, keep in mind that you don't actually have enough knowledge about the life that that person leads to actually know if they're feigning something like autism. Especially not if the only interaction you've had with them is online.

[kpopsexstories]

🥶 don't worry take your time I'm excited to read your a amazing you can write straight and gay stories very well and I'm always happy to read them I hope you have a amazing day and/or night 💓

I'm happy to tell you that I just finished the last of the first drafts for the remaining gay NCT Dream 'Dating Ban' stories 😄 You've got a lot to look forward to if you're into this series!

For anyone who's finding this post at random, I'm a straight k-pop smut blog who is publishing a gay NCT Dream side series, in part thanks to the anonymous person above. Their 🥶 emoji lets me know they're the same person who has continuously inspired me to turn an originally requested gay Jisung story into a full-blown series, but because they're anonymous I can only reply with a public post :)

If you too are interested in gay k-pop/NCT smut, here's where we're at with the series right now...

Already published:

Jisung 'Dating Ban' Part 1 and Part 2 – You're Jisung's best friend, and on the first night when you come for a week-long visit you help him out with his sexual frustrations that stem from the "dating ban" the company has put on the boys.

Haechan 'Dating Ban' – Haechan has found out that you and Jisung has had sex. He wants in on the action and ends up fucking you from behind against a couch when the others are out.

Mark 'Dating Ban' – Rumors about your sexual exploits are beginning to spread among the boys. Mark sees his chance when you go to the bathroom for a shower, and he forces his way in with you.

Renjun 'Dating Ban' Part 1 and Part 2 – Renjun comes to find you by the community pool of the NCT Dream apartment complex. He reveals that he's gay – the only one to come out to you. In part 1 he gives you a blowjob in the pool, and in part 2 he rides you in the community showers.

Still to be published:

Jeno 'Dating Ban' Part 1 and Part 2 – October 8 & 9 – When Jeno comes naked to Jisung's room, in which you're sleeping for the week, it's obvious why he's there. What ensues is some incredibly hot and wild sex which makes you question if Renjun is really the only one among the members who is gay.

Chenle ' Dating Ban' – TBD – Frustrated both sexually and by the fact that he's almost the only one who hasn't gotten to have sex with you yet, Chenle comes to your bed while you're taking a nap. He's so persistent you finally give in, and end up giving him a most sensational blowjob. It ends in the most excessive eruption of cum any of my stories have ever seen 🤪😏🍆💦

Jaemin 'Dating Ban' – TBD – Second to Jisung, Jaemin is actually your best friend among the boys. Throughout the week of this particular visit, you've unwittingly neglected him. You finally go on your traditional bike trip to a secluded lake outside the city, where nostalgia and new sexual exploits take your friendship to the next level.

All 7 Members Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3 – TBD – It's your last day with the boys and naturally they want to make the most of it. They've all had a taste of you and aren't ready to see you go. Your regular morning sex with Jisung is interrupted when Renjun comes to join you, and before you know it a full-blown orgie is taking place. Yes, all seven members are involved, and this scene became so long it warranted no less than 3 incredibly hot parts 🤤

I know gay sex is not everyone's cup of tea, and if it's not yours I'd direct you to my straight-sex Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of NCT & WayV series (which has already been concluded and can be read in full right now), as well as my currently on-going Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of TXT series.

But if you are into my gay series – which I know from the requests coming in that many of you are 😉 – you have a lot to look forward to! While for now I'm focusing on the Dream Dating Ban series over other gay requests, the remianing parts are packing a lot.

I still need to edit and proofread all the remaining parts. I'll probably re-write some of them and can't commit to any schedule. But I can promise that the next story – Jeno's part 1 and 2 – will be out on October 8 and 9.

Psst! Besides everything mentioned above, a requested straight smut "Yangyang fucking is best friend's sister" will be published on Thursday this week (October 3rd, 2024). And if you want more gay sex, you can already now read a muscular hunk Jeno topping a gay male reader story, as someone requested my most-loved straight Jeno story to be turned into a gay version. It was published two weeks ago but isn't part of the 'Dating Ban' series.

[thecedarchronicle]

also if i didnt know any better i would really think the "goblin uprising" questline was literally meant to be antisemitic. how do you check all of those boxes to a t having no idea what it means? and why the fuck are you introducing a plotline about an UPRISING ????

like imagine if halfway into the camp western event josh was like "hey can you help me wrangle these wolves up? jorvik has entered a bloody and violent civil war over erasing jon jarls past and im gonna release them into moorland stables." and also the wolves were dyed rainbow colors and converting the new summer camp riders into predatory homos.

and you email sse about it wondering why they made gay wolves fight a colonising civil war and Sulian at SSE Customer Support replies and says "the wolves are simply dyed colors to reflect the way they've rebelled against jorvik. i don't understand why you think they're meant to reflect the LGBT community at all. when I think of gay people i imagine rupaul and heartstopper 💓💞"

the rest of camp western is unaffected and does not mention the plotline at all

[throwbackgaylor]

june 14, 2019 | five years ago today

taylor liked several fan’s tumblr posts about ‘you need to calm down’:

— “SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY SHE SAID HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BITCHES”

— “TAYLOR SAID I WILL PROTECT WOMEN AND GAYS WITH MY LIFE AND WOMEN AND GAYS SAID THANK U MOMTHER”

— “"you just need to take several seats"

"cause shade never made anybody less gay"

SHE WENT OFF DIDNT SHE”

— “Y'ALL SHE SAID STEP ON HIS GOWN IN THE SECOND CHORUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAYLOR RLY SAID FUCK YOUR GENDER NORMS!!!!!!!”

— ““shade never made anybody less gay” 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💜💙💖💗💓 thank you for giving a voice to us, I love you so much and this song is really important for me, forever by your side ❣️”

— ““CAUSE SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY” —Taylor Swift in 2019 Y’ALL”

— “SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY GUYS I LITERALLY MIGHT PASS OUT”

— “WHEN YOU COULD BE GLAAD”

— “CAUSE 👏🏼SHADE 👏🏼NEVER 👏🏼MADE 👏🏼ANYONE 👏🏼LESS GAY 👏🏼SO 👏🏼”

— “SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY I have goosebumps”