#Yo-Landi

[xr0ttingkidzx]

Yo-landi Visser 🌸🖤👻

[ulfgbohlin]

via: No-More-Mr-NiceGuy: ¥O-LANDI VI$$ER (@prawn_star).

[neoswift]

PAIRING.    jaemin x fem!oc

CATEGORY.    filo social media au, fluff, crack, humor, “enemies” to lovers (kind of… not really), arianator!jaemin, swiftie!oc, stan twitter drama, college!au, established relationship (not exactly ... pero parang ganon na nga HAHAHA)

WARNINGS.    language, puro kagaguhan lang, stan twitter drama?, ag vs. ts discourse prolly

SYNOPSIS.    what are the odds na ‘yung kalandian mo turns out to be the same person na lagi mong kaaway sa twitter? for sab’s case—probably 10/10.

REQUESTED BY. anon! (send smau reqests here!)

STATUS. on going!

NOTE. sa anon na nagrequest neto last year ... sorry natagalan HAHAHAHA ETO NA SYA !! guys swiftie and arianator po ak pls wag nyo ak conceal CHZ HAHAHA anyway super crack lang to and mostly parang walang patutunguhan, just vibes 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 also theyre in anitwt for this one kasi ... gusto ko lang ... and theyre dentistry students !! ( no one is surprised HAHAHA) enjoy reading! 🫶🏼

— sab and jaem's playlist!

PARTS!

profiles: main | stan twt | irls

01: resident arianator & swiftie

02: landing-landi

03: what if kayo talaga?

04: briejase first win

05: ???

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[team-avia]

Yo, I did not know it was a bald spot, I just thought it was Nicoleta's hairstyle of choice or something, I've looked at it for a long time and the more I do I just get more confused, I tried to convince myself it's probably an undercut or a side shave but my eyes does not agree with my mind. Also, I love the game and I've finished all routes and have gotten all the secrets, very amazing work, love how it is written, the plot, the lore, the art, the details, the music, the characters (my personal favorite is Estera, and it is a crime to not be able to romance the other characters I'm dying), thank you for the amazing game Team AVIA! It's like recieving an early christmas present from a bunch of strangers who knows exactly what you want but not knowing the cost is your mental and emotional well being and they know you love it>:]

Also, am upset at Cass, we got hospitalized and this hoe ignored us and got a gf?! hayop na yan nagpakita pa satin para lang sabihin na may jowa na, hayop ampotangina, magsama kayo habang buhay, pati sa libing, inamo Cassandra ang landi mo hayop, tiniis kitang gaga ka.

poor nicoleta is cursed with a bald spot, she doesn't know she has one, no one knows why she has one, and any attempt to prove she has one she just ignores. girl's denial is almost as big as her bald spot. and we're glad u enjoy the game! a lot of passion went into it so we're glad to see it being received so well. as for cass...she's having a diva moment all the way to nyc

bee

[3sim3]

yo-landi fokin vi$$er

[annieqattheperipheral]

this is so dumb i howled

next bday treat yo self to lord stanley cookies.

Lift em high captain for u my darling are ur own stoner/ landy/ stammer/ pietry/ ovi/ lilcroz 🫶

[luimnigh]

Hey yo the official ‘Skulduggery Pleasant’ Chibi redesign on Derek Landy’s Ireland/UK merch website gives Valkyrie Cain the same hair style as @marikbentusi’s Dark Gwen Poole!!!!

Loving this.

It took me fifteen minutes to find what you were talking about (I haven't kept up with Skulduggery Pleasant since the second series started and now there's apparently a third?), but I think you're wrong?

That's the light from the flames in her hands reflecting off her hair.

[journeysendpartymeets]

Love Devours

"Cast the Bronze" by Raynes // "The Reconciliation of the Montagues and Capulets over the Dead Bodies of Romeo and Juliet" by Frederick Leighton // Reddit answer // "Girl Licking a Heart" by Galbrin // Ten$ion Album cover designed by Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$$er // Tumblr post by docileandlazy // "The Lovers" by Akseli Gallen-Kallela // Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

[dorianslayyy]

13 Books Tag Game

Tagged by @bubblegum-blackwood

1) The last book I read:

Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros - I absolutely devoured this sequel, omg. Obviously it’s nothing fancy or anything like that but hey what’s wrong with a smutty YA? Not to mention DRAGONS

2) A book I recommend:

Perfume by Patrick Süskind - when I read it I had no idea it was a whole entire modern classic, I just picked it up at Oxfam for like 3 for £1 or something but, wow, I can 100% understand how it earned that status! If you like an eery not-too-long horror story with the most beautiful imagery describing some fucked up gothic storylines and a lot of social commentary, you’ll love this book!

3) A book that I couldn’t put down:

Ahhh ok, im gonna say In Memoriam by Alice Winn. The ending was… idk I wasn’t really a fan of the ending, I thought it kind of disengaged and took away from the struggles and severity of war and sexuality the rest of the book portrayed but until that point the rest of the story was everythingggg, there’s a sweet forbidden romance/coming of age/found family in the 1910’s propelling into a story of the horror of WW1 and losing everything you know. All I can really say is that I read it all in one go (more or less) and it had me laughing and sobbing throughout

4) A book I’ve read twice (or more):

I mean… there’s an obvious choice here - The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. HOWEVER I’m going to absolutely cheat and also say Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë, the drama, the trauma, the vast majority of these characters are awful and I love it 🤌🤌

5) A book on my TBR:

So many… so so many… I’m gonna say House Of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski tho because it was expensive and it’s cool looking and I’ve actually been meaning to read that for a while but boy howdy it’s huge

6) A book I’ve put down:

The Tale Of The Body Thief by Anne Rice UGHH I’m trying so hard!! It’s so many words with so little going on, and I do enjoy it, I really do, it’s so goofy, but it’s so.. i mean verbose isn’t really quite the right word but you know what I mean. Sorry mutuals :( I just need a break to read something short and silly - which I’ve almost finished the little series I’m currently reading

7) A book on my wish list:

Prophet Song by Paul Lynch - it sounds absolutely soul crushing and miserable, I know this completely contradicts what I just said about being in the mood for a silly read but <333

8) A favorite book from childhood:

Omg 10000x the Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy, guys you don’t understand, as much as I would love to talk about how my mum and I used to sit and read Anne Of Green Gables before bed or my Enid Blyton obsession when I was like 6, Skulduggery Pleasant was my absolute jam - I must’ve read that series (the original 9 + spin offs) a million times in primary school. I did keep up with phase 2 when that was coming out but I don’t know if I’ll bother with phase 3, I’m just too old now and phase 2 wasn’t all that imo - I think it’s sort of beating a dead horse at this point :( but the original 9 and Maleficent Seven/Armageddon Outta Here were my childhood and I definitely absorbed Valkyrie Cain into my identity as a child so that series probably shaped a big part of who I am and my hobbies as an adult

9) A book you would give to a friend:

Love On The Brain by Ali Hazelwood. Silly, nerdy, fun, a cute little Pride and Prejudice-esque enemies to lovers feat. women in STEM

10) A book of poetry or lyrics that you own:

Ok so anyone who’s seen my other poetry blog @apoemadaykeepsthehoesaway knows my obsession with The Complete Poems of Wilfred Owen (I have a lot of difference versions) AHHH by far my favourite poet - as you can imagine with such a young man, you can clearly see his changing mentalities, his growth as a person and a writer, his influences, and really gather a lot of context for what’s going on with him in general through his poems. And he grew up in all the same areas I grew up in and hung around as a kid/younger teen, which I think adds to my personal interest in him too. Idk ig we’re very close friends on a parasocial level lol.

And ofc there really aren’t that many poets around that give such visceral, truthful, and emotional insights to the First World War as Owen does (also a queer icon). He was my intro to war literature and I have tattoos relating to him, he and his work are just incredible to read about, would highly recommend having a look at Siegfried Sassoon’s war poems too; another very blunt poet who was a celebrity and war protestor at the time and happened to mentor Wilfred Owen, as well as being linked with other influential folks of the time such as Robbie Ross, Stephen Tennant, Rupert Brooke, and Ivor Novello. Ok Ill move on :,)

11) A nonfiction book you own:

Surprisingly I quite like nonfiction, mainly history and essays from philosophers and the like. Speaking of, Friedrich Nietzsche’s Beyond Good And Evil is a pretty solid one I own, I’ve never read anything where the author begins by calling himself and all his coworkers socially inept incels 🥹 but even though I don’t remember the specific reason I bought it (I was reading it to argue against some other philosophers in an essay in college and I really don’t remember who or what it was) I remember it being a really interesting read

Or yknow in a more traditional sense of non-fiction, I also have Notes On A Nervous Planet by Matt Haig. Really helped me get through some stuff, if you’re struggling with anxiety or feeling a bit down lately I’d very much recommend

12) What are you currently reading:

Omg ok, The Hitchhiker Trilogy by Douglas Adams, I’m currently on book 3 of 5 - Life, The Universe, And Everything. Really silly and nonsensical space bs but somehow also a bleakly satirical social commentary on the unseriousness of our ‘serious’ world. Really enjoyable, fairly political to some degree, really short (around or less than 200 pages a book), really fun. Martin Freeman truly was the perfect casting for Arthur Dent in the film of the first book. Full of that quintessentially British cynical humour and of course plenty of cups of tea

To give a little preview, the second book literally opens “The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

13) What are you planning on reading next?

Books 4 and 5 of The Hitchhiker Trilogy, and then I suppose I had better carry on reading The Tale Of The Body Thief :D

Tagging whoever wants to have a go, it’s super fun, sorry if I went on a bit on some of these 😅

[romanalfonsogodoydelacroix]

Yolandi Visser

artista sudafricana

Anri du Toit (Port Alfred, Cabo Oriental; 1 de diciembre de 1984), es una cantante sudafricana, conocida por ser la vocalista de la banda de rap-rave Die Antwoord bajo el seudónimo Yolandi Visser (estilizado Yo-landi Vi$$er .

[lassieposting]

Incorrect ways to respond to abuse from obnoxious and antisocial passers-by shouting that you’re fat:

Running away

Walking faster

Displaying discomfort

Crying

Feeling bad

Looking embarrassed

Holding a memory of the event for longer than 30 seconds

Correct ways to respond to abuse from obnoxious and antisocial passers-by shouting that you’re fat:

*uncontrollable laughter*

“Are you okay?”

both of the above

“Do you have nothing better to do?”

“That’s lovely Raymond”

“Thank you for sharing that in-formation”

“It’s okay, I’m on my period too, I get it”

“Go lose at Fortnite or whatever I don’t have time for your noise”

“Fuck you”

“Still out of your league, babydick”

“Better a fat ass than a skinny penis”

“The politically correct term is ‘thicc’ tyvm”

“I see you have unresolved issues with your mum”

“Don’t take what you want to say to your ugly girlfriend out on me”

“This ass is worth more than your dead-end job”

“Go take your fucking heroin Sean”

“God hates you!”

“Yo Hi-Tek, you think you can fuck with something like this?”

“Yo what you mean, something like this?”

“Yeah that’s perf’, Yo-Landi do that thing”

“Hit me with the ching-ching” *middle finger*

“I fucked your dad and if he’s anything to go by I’m not interested in you”

“You were born from boring sex and it shows”

“Your face, my ass, I think I’m still winning cocksucker”

But really, this is motivation, Lassie! They were trying to help you! Remember, the thing that drives most people to the gym in the beginning is seething, roiling, steaming self-hatred, and once they get over the hump what keeps them there is self-love after they shed the flab and reveal the Olympic deity within

Suffering is progress, pain is the path, the struggle is salvation

Keep going gym

—

I strongly disagree that this kind of shit is motivational, ngl. It made me want to turn around, go home and bury my face in a kingsize tub of Ben & Jerry’s. There are definitely people who respond well to nastiness as motivation - hell, look at how they train soldiers in the army, that’s a solid 70% getting roared at and insulted by some meathead drill sergeant, and they seem to thrive on it. But I’m not one of them. I respond well to praise and encouragement, and very badly to criticism, especially if it’s unwanted, unwelcome and coming from complete strangers. 

But some of these suggestions are hilarious and I’m very touched you took the time to type them out for me <3. Another friend suggested wordlessly screaming as loud and long as possible in order to appear unhinged, which would also be deeply funny if I could pull it off. My entire life has been a performance of quiet, unassuming congeniality in order to Fit In, so doing something like that is. Almost unthinkable? It was drummed into me as a tiny child being bullied that the #1 way to deal with that shit is to pretend you didn’t even hear it, and thus avoid confrontation, and unfortunately that’s now basically embedded in my DNA - I do it automatically, before I even realise I’m reacting at all. By the time I’ve parsed what was said, realised it was said to me, and the anger has overwhelmed my automatic “Ignore It, Be The Bigger Person” response, I’ve already walked past them, and I’d look even sillier coming back like “Well actually -”

(Yes, I am angry that this was the only method of dealing with conflict I was ever taught. I despise being a conflict-avoidant people-pleaser, but it’s so deep-rooted I don’t even notice I’m doing it, most of the time, until the conflict has Gone Away and I have come out of Emergency Shutdown Mode.)

“You were born from boring sex and it shows”

[9centjefferson-blog]

I am collecting like-named individuals of fiction for the purpose of a funny little list (numbered but not in any order). So far, I have found the following characters enjoyable enough for one reason or another to include:

1. Nash from Lawbreakers

Look at this little robot! He’s got a big shotgun I can’t find any good pictures of that fires in a 3x3 grid. He’s basically just Chappie but reprogrammed by an action movie line lover instead of Ninja and Yo-Landi (honestly that gives him less personality). I love him. He’s trans(humanist)ition goals.

2. Charlie Nash

I don’t like Guile. I don’t like how Nash plays. But I like his look, so I like him. He’s not even really called Nash, but hell, I still like him.

3. Nash Bridges

The man, the myth, the unfortunately a cop from a 90’s police procedural, Nash Bridges drives a car I don’t personally care for, but I owe him the name, so oh well. Nashman is pretty cool I will admit.

4. Walter Nash (Valkriya Chronicles)

I love him. I love him. He wants to open a bakery. He’s an optimistic nihilist. He carries a big anti-tank bazooka. He has a charming accent. I love Walter.

5. Nash (Starman)

I know very little about her because I have never cared for Starman, but she can turn into mist and she’s got a cool little haircut / goggles combo, so yeah. Also she’s canonically dead, so I can adopt her.

6. Brother Nash

I’m in the process of trying to acquire these comics so I can read them, but he’s a werewolf! I love werewolves. Plus, from what I’ve seen, his personality is fun. And he’s a trucker. Love a good and simple character who isn’t.

7. Nash Latkje (Suikoden)

Look at that scarf! Look at the stance! Look at his smile! Love him. I can barely find anything about him, but the sparse gameplay videos I’ve seen of him make him out to be pretty fun. If anyone could explain more about him, I’d appreciate it.

8. Nashi (Magic: the Gathering)

I don’t know where in the story he went from a teen or young adult to a little kid, but I’m just gonna kind of ignore that and focus on the art. Name’s a slight stretch, but I love my rat-boy-on-his-third-mom and all the weird shit he tinkers up.

9. Nash (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Have I ever really been into Yu-Gi-Oh? No. Have I watched any of the shows? I watched some scenes of Nash and that one episode with Pegasus, but otherwise no. Do I still love how he looks as well as the Yu-Gi-Oh duelist look in general? Obviously! Look at how cool he looks! Wish he didn’t use sea creatures, but beggars can’t be choosers when the presented option is this good.

———

That’s all I have right now, but I’m keeping an eye out for more.

[queendasania]

Yv

"Fuck your rules!"

-Yv

Yv is a fictive of the robot Yo-Landi Vissor from the movie Chappie.

Name: Yv

Origin: The Cuckoo Clock Collective

Gender: Woman (She/they)

Age: Ageless

Classification: Robot

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery

Attack Potency: Building level (Can create a shcokwave that destroys several walls with a single punch)

Speed: Subsonic+ (Can run at 534 mph, and dodge anything slower than a bullet)

Lifting Strength: Class 25 (Can lift 11.5 tons)

Striking Strength: Building level

Durability: Building level

Stamina: Superhuman (Their battery lasts a month)

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Meters with guns

Standard Equipment: Pastel guns

Intelligence: Average (Can use weapons)

Weaknesses: Her battery being damaged or dead, bullets

[neoswift]

got me thinking nonsense! landing-landi.

PAIRING. jaemin x fem!oc

WARNINGS. language

SYNOPSIS. what are the odds na ‘yung kalandian mo turns out to be the same person na lagi mong kaaway sa twitter? for sab’s case—probably 10/10.

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[poetic-iconoclast]

Here :3 Warning it's long

Feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodCity's breaking down on a camel's backThey just have to go, 'cause they don't know wackSo while you fill the streets, it's appealing to seeYou won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and freeYou got a new horizon, it's ephemeral styleA melancholy town where we never smileAnd all I wanna hear is the message beepMy dreams, they got a kissing'Cause I don't get sleep, noWindmill, windmill for the landTurn forever hand in handTake it all in on your strideIt is ticking, falling downLove forever, love is freelyTurned forever, you and meWindmill, windmill for the landIs everybody in?Laughin' gas these hazmats, fast catsLinin' 'em up like ass cracksPlay these ponies at the trackIt's my chocolate attackShit, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here (yeah)Care Bear rappin' in harder this year (yeah)Watch me as I gravitate, ha-ha-ha-ha-haYo, we gon' ghost town this MotownWith yo' sound, you in the blinkGon' bite the dust, can't fight with usWith yo' sound, you kill the IncSo don't stop, get it, get it (get it)Until you're cheddar headedAnd watch the way I navigateHa-ha-ha-ha-haSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodWindmill, windmill for the landTurn forever hand in handTake it all in on your strideIt is ticking, falling downLove forever, love is freelyTurned forever, you and meWindmill, windmill for the landIs everybody in?Don't stop, get it, get it (sha, sha-ba-da)Peep how your captain's in it (sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)Steady, watch me navigate (sha, sha-ba-da)Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)Don't stop, get it, get it (sha, sha-ba-da)Peep how your captain's in it (sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)Steady, watch me navigate (sha, sha-ba-da)Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel goodSha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good

YEAHHHH WOOOOO (picture me dancin and vibing)