#Yeah... We are.

[pauls-bouticake]

IMAGINE:

you: hello mister ad rock sire I'm so happy to be working here 🥰

Ad Rock: pleasures mine, what's your name?

you: y/n l/n, and I-

Ad Rock: what?

you: oh, I said it's y/n-

Ad Rock: how the fuck are you doing that

you: ummmmm what?

Ad Rock: they already got to you, they're making you forget

you: uhhhhh the only thing anyone here is forgetting is you forgetting your MEDS you are like cray cray 😂

Ad Rock: say your name again

you: y/n, this is totally weird-

Ad Rock: you aren't saying a name. how are you doing that you're saying only the place where a name should be but you aren't saying anything

you: I'm starting to get seriously scared rn...

Ad Rock: they already got to yơ̵͕͈̺̬͔̫̻̰͉̋͛͌̉̈͂̿̄̇́̐u̸̻͈̘̺̱͚̮͇͑͂̀̈̃̉̈́͑͛̆̀͝ ̴̞̻̰̯͊́̑͋̌͛͘̚ͅw̴̧̨̛̩̟̯̘̖͙̝̘̰̝͍̄̌̃́͘͠ͅe̷̛̦̣̭̝̜̬̟̖̘͚̿̓́̌͝ ̴͖̥̻̯͓͇̱̗͇͖̥̱̽̂̌͑̾̏͊̀́̈̄̕͘ḩ̷̧̱̼̼̝̫̤͓͖̦͈͆̈́͛͐͌̊̓͜ã̵̗̺̈́̊̆͒̐̎̏v̸͉̹͓̿͆͜ę̴̗̃̃͑̑̋͛̚ ̷̨̞̹͓̤̬͕̠̾́̽̎̽͂̈́ͅţ̵̳̈́̈̿͂̽ͅõ̶͕͎̦͔̣̊̀̂̅̈́̍̀̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̨̨̟̤̩̪́́̂̂̾͘͘͝r̴̢̘̞̩̺̹̲̼̩͉̗̤̈́͆͋̔̋̈́̋̽͌̚͘̚͝͝͝u̸̻͕͂̏̋̆n̶̩͇̬̱͚͙͉͔̱͋̇̇̆͑̅̚͝ ̴̧̼̹̲͚̹̝̹͔͔̥͖͙̀̉̅̇̈́̆͌ȳ̵͙̙̬̳̀͗̿̏̏͊͋̕͝͝ǫ̴̭̭̫̩̏͂̔̽ú̷̧̬̱͉͕̺̻̪̯͇̽̀̔̀̾̋̒͒̉̔̿̎͜͝ ̴̧͚̭̦̦̤̑͛͘͘͜ä̵͕̳̣́̅r̴̢̧̬̥̯̪̻̭͚̃̉̔̓͆̇̏̈̇̽͐̎̚͝͠ͅe̵͕͔͕͌̀̇͗̇̽̾̈́̎́̎̕̕ͅn̵̡̤̰͍̍͐͑̑́̔̓̕'̷̧̨̛̮̻͚̜̣͍̻́̏̎͌ṭ̸̛̹̪͙̤̖̼͎̜̅̏͊̈́̇͑̄̈́̋̊̋͜͠͝ ̸̨͖̤͚̤̜̗̻̲̖̼̙͉̺̆̀̚ͅs̷̢̛̩͆̑̍͛̀̔͘͜͝a̴̳̔̌̆͋͘͝f̷̨̢̨̮͍̱͈̩͕̻̰̪̳̱͊̐̈́̈̔͒͆̑͂̂̿̓̕͝è̶̢͍͖̹̞̟̱̙͈̟̺̤̪̼̿̿͘͜,̶̧̨̪̲̳̱̹̱̮̯͉͖͎́̅̾͑̓́̈́̆̒̊̏͘̕͠ ̵̗̥̹̩͍̬͈̗̰̭͎͉̬͗͌̃̎̃̑̉̈́͋̂̇̏̏͋͝ͅͅḩ̶̰͚̘̠̣̽̀̈́͂͐̈̓͐͆̓ę̶̡̛͎̜̼̰͙̖̺̺̲̇̅̋̏͗͊̂́̅̕'̴̡̡̣͎̠͓̮̰̠̣̼͕̯͚̄́͛͐̀͠ͅs̵̛̥̈́̿́̀̾̈̋̔́̒́͑̑̕ ̷̧̥̗̮͇̖̙̯͉͒͊́̅͒̆̌̌͜c̴͔͚̹͙͔̏̃̐̒̚ȍ̸͎͋̅͗̉̽̕͠ͅm̴̢̨̟̳͚̭̮̟̪̘̄̋̿̈́͌̈̉̔̕͝ͅi̵̡̗̘͈̫̹̣͑̄͌͌̾͛̇̅͆́͘͜n̴̺̩̣͇̤̮͖͈͙̾̽͐͗͑͑̔̒̈́̇̚͝g̷̨̣͙͇̦̭͈̞̗͕̒͂̑̋̍̉͊͗̔̾͒͊̚̚͜ ̴̛̙͔̫̗̪͙̠̗̮̫̘̺͓͔̋͑̃̌͑̔͐͘̕͘͜͝͝ḩ̸̢̻̼͇̯̥̦͗́̇̾̀͋̾͆͆̂͆̊͛̕͘e̵͙̼͍̹̥͔͇͈͙̙͊̇͊̈̈'̷̢̼̱̹̘̘̆s̷̛̝̠̖̱͔̄͒͊̂̂̓̽̔͛̽͝ ̷̛̺͚̫̌̓̒͆̑̂̈́͛̕͘͝͝f̵̧̞͂̆͒̑̾̈́̃̒̑́u̴͉̮̞̙͍̫̯̭̬͋̽͝ͅc̴̞̘̝̪̋̏̎͒͂̌̀̓̋̀k̴̢̧̧̟̭̐͆̿̅̒̐̐̃̂̈́̽̏͋̒͘ị̴̧͙̪̲̻̱̖̮͈̯̠̪̮͉̂͂̈̊͒̐͠ņ̶̞̩̥̰͙͍̗͖̺̩́̂̀̅̑̿̓́g̵͚͕̞̪̭̱͎̭͂͗̉͋̄͒̾̇̂̚͠͝ͅ ̴̖̤̭̱͈̻̻̬̘͕͖̿̍̿͝ͅç̸͍̺͐̅̀͐͌ô̶͕̺̩̥̫͓̺͖͓̝̥͕̣̎̔̑ͅm̷̡̛̝̥̯̙̘̤͇̳͍̲̊͌͊̋͗͘͘͜i̸̧̮͈̪̰̤͈͑̿́̔̈́n̵̨̨̨͕̘̳̯͇̏̊͛̓̂̕͜͝g̶̛̹̹̻͎͈͊̅͑̾̈́̿̄͑̀͆̕͘-̶̢͕̹̫̘̞̜̺̺͓͙͎͉̜͂͐͗̐̋̽

̸̧̳̹̟͎̦͙̰͍̪̘̀͊̉͘C̵̨̛̝̦̰͎̭͚̤͕̞͔͈͍̍̆͊͑̈̎̇̀͂̕ͅơ̷̺̟̼̣̙͚̯͆͗̈̚͝ự̷̠̙̻͓̦̪͙̜̖̮͒̅̈́̀̿̋̓́͗̃̚n̸̨̘̱͍̜̗̳͇͚͙̦̞̪̽̾́́ͅt̷̡̼̩̖̞̯̻̞͖̯̗̗̲͒͑̔͒̆͌͂̄̃͂͝r̶͙̙̪̮̪̔͂͝y̷̡̥̤͎̯̫̣̝͛̋̂̈̐̒̈́ ̷͓̌̀́̅̋̽̌͐̃͗̊̍M̴͈̘͇̻̀̾͛̓̾̈̏̋́́i̴̡̛̞̳̩̟̮̞̠̬̲̼̱̽̎̈́͒̄́̽͗̀͆̚͜k̵̢̢̛̬͕̹͎̖̥̲̝̀̈̽̅e̷̡̨̧͙͎͖͈̼̼̭̟̝̦͇̯̋̆͐̀̌̆͑́̄͛̀̃̃͐̑:̶̠̭̝̦̳̠̞͚̉ ̷̨̪̰̻̗̰̤͇͇͍̓͋͆̾d̸̨̨̤͇͕̼̳͍͔̗̳͕̟͕̠̔̀̚͝ơ̴͖͍̯͓͙̺͈͓̈́̎͌͒̍͋͌͝͝n̷̗͌͝t̵̡̮͚̫͉͇̘͖̬͇̲͐̂.̸̡̖̻̩̜̹̤͍̤̦̦̉̎ ̷̛̜̬̩̤͖͖̯͍̮̘͚͂͆̏̇͗͊͐̆t̵̙̫̺͍̱͇͓̿͛̈́͒̽̏h̴̨̤̒͋͘ȅ̷̗̮̙͕͎͈ŕ̷̢̋̉̓͆͑̄́̂́̽̉͌͠è̴̥̠͖̗͈̺̓̓̏̂̐͆̈́̇̈́̄̕̚̚͜ṣ̵͎̖̻̥͊̌̈́̔͊͒͗͋̊́̌̾ ̵̡͚̰̣͖̞͌̊͊̔̋͊͜ń̵̫͔̭̬̥͙̱̜̖̈́͜ͅo̸̯̦͔̞̮̺̗̘̜̗̻̓̇́̏̀̈́̍͜ͅ ̴̰̘̘̣̦̭̯͌̋̽̄̋̀̓̾̓͒u̵͇̠̙͍͈͍̺̮̤͓͇̤̺̯̎̎̈́̓s̵͖̙͋͛͊̑̋̿̇̐̇́́͛̾̕͝ȩ̸͚͎̤̩̖̭̩͖̰̘͇̝̪̹̏̀̔͑͋͝.̶̧̧̈́̇̅̽͂̇̉̂̀͐͘ ̵̭̹̿̓͝w̶̨̘̯͕̼̳͙͔̠͕͎̫̥̰͚͌̂̾̀̌̑͛͊́̋ė̴̡̖͓̪̫̯̞͉̟͕̤̫̀̈́̍̾̈́͌̔̌̈́̈́'̵̰̖̜̙̪̤͍̭̰̱̹̖̀̏̏v̵̡͔̟̖̞͖̱̻͉̦͌̈̑e̷͕͇͑ ̷̤̥̣̳͖̤͎̦͙͉̮̟̗̫͍̊̌͂̑̒̚b̴̤͋̈́̔́̿̔̈́̿̈́̈̽͗ḛ̵̡̥͖͓̬͉͕̲̃̊́̿͊̏͂̑̂͘ẽ̴͚̠̺͕̀͐͆̂n̸͔͖̺̖͉͈̱̙̝͈̙̓͋̌̕̕ͅ ̵͙̣̩̞͕̝̘͎̳̙̮͙͒̋͘h̸͇̔̋ę̸̪͎͎̜̯͍̤͐̾̉r̴̨̛̼͂̓̈͘e̶̙̠̘̝͈͙̘͖͋̄͗͐͒̉̽̇͋̄̔̔̕ ̶̹̮͙͖͔̖̗͒́̎̂̇ͅȃ̴̛̟̲͋̉̓͊̒l̸̛̳̺͖̮̗̩͇̩͋̿́̋͛̓̐̆͘͝͝l̸̨̮̩̠̞͙͕̭͎̣̙̟̰̬͕̽̃̄̿͑̽̄̆̃̄̏̕̕͝͝ ̵̦͚̗̲̯̣͇͘͜a̷͖͚͍͎̮̬̮͉͇̅̑́̀̓̋̽͂̐̏̈́̈́̾͜l̸̻̬̦͓̤͎̀͋̀͒ǫ̶̧̡̛͉̲͇̠̣͔̦̘̳͊͑̀̓n̵̛̤̫̭̊̔͂͋̍͆͠g̴̢̨̨͕̝̦͙̙͕̘̹̠̻̹̤͒̓̋͐́̽̾̅͠,̴͖̃̓̾͒͋̚ ̸͙̗̬̤̠͚̎͋̿̌́̃͛̈́̈́ą̸̧̗̹͎̬͚́͐͑͂͂͒̄̃̕͜͠d̷̢̟͙̯͍̩̩͔̏ͅa̴̡̘̟͖͖͉̟̮̜͖̲̟̣̟̦̍̈́̉̐̊̅̓̀̋m̴̧͙̰͖̠͑̿̏͜.̷̨̛̯̞̙̰̳͎̋͐̌̄̅͐̓̽̄́̕

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[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[mag200]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[byjove]

I hate it when actors talk about an animal they had to work with on set and it’s obvious they were not patient with the animal at all. You especially see this with non cat people who had to work with cats and are like “Working with that cat was the bane of my existence, never on cue, scratched me once, always seemed afraid of me.” Like yeah, she’s a cat. She could probably sense you hated her. It’s hard enough to be an animal in the entertainment industry without some guy being a dick to you. Are you that uncharitable with human costars (and particularly child actors) or do you just hate animals?

Conversely, it’s so heartwarming when an actor speaks positively about an animal they worked with and/or there are behind the scenes stories of the crew genuinely trying to make the animal comfortable and giving them grace.

One of my favorite examples of this is Mad Max 2 (1981) which was made on a budget of $4.5 million AUD (about $13.5 USD in today’s money). They ended up casting a dog from the pound that was scheduled to be put down and by all accounts the dog was a nightmare to work with. But most of the cast and crew loved him. The dog’s name was Dog so his character’s name was also Dog. He was difficult to train but super food motivated so they kept writing dog food into scenes for him. He kept freaking out on set and they couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Eventually they realized part of the reason he kept acting out was because he was terrified of the sound of cars and motorcycles so they had special doggy earplugs made. His character was supposed to be aggressive but real Dog was very affectionate and could not be made to behave aggressively so they had to use selective editing to make him seem more menacing. When filming was done multiple crew members wanted to adopt him because he was such a good bad boy. He was adopted by one of the stuntwomen and got to live out the rest of his life doing actual blue heeler things. That was his only film role.

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[prlssprfctn]

Give me Bruce and Jason, who are not on the war path anymore, but they are still awkward and absolutely clueless on how to make things up, so they pretend that they need something from each other in order to spend some time together. Even if these things are absolutely simple, and both of them could handle it themselves, if they wanted to.

Bruce, calling Jason in the random Friday night: So, Alfred left for a week. And I promised kids to do a homemade cake for them. And you know how useless I am in the kitchen. So.

Jason, who knows that Bruce is, in fact, not useless in the kitchen, but low-key misses cooking with him, because the last time they did it, it was Alfred's birthday before his death, and they did the cake together: Theoretically, I agree.

Bruce, sighing in relief: Theoretically, I will need you in Manor tomorrow in the morning. And I theoretically will pay for that.

Jason: Theoretically, see you tomorrow.

Bruce: Theoretically, thank you.

Jason, dealing Bruce in the middle of the night: Old man. Bail me out of the prison. I am in CGDP's building.

Bruce, knowing well that Jason wouldn't be caught in the first place, if he didn't want all of this to happen, and even if he did, he would easily escape without him, getting involved, but also knowing that today is anniversary of the day Bruce adopted Jason, and it is his way to spend time together: ...Okay. May I ask what did you do?

Jason: ...Stole Gordon's tires.

Bruce, stifling his laughter: I see. I will be here in a few minutes.

[gay-otlc]

Idk I feel like "Men are responsible for their own actions, women aren't to blame for men being misogynistic" and "You do not have to tolerate bigotry from others, call them out on that shit" and "People may be less likely to become radicalized if they receive kindness and compassion" don't have to contradict each other

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[v0idwraith]

quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[still-searching-for-something]

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.