#Yeah... We are.

[pauls-bouticake]

IMAGINE:

you: hello mister ad rock sire I'm so happy to be working here 🥰

Ad Rock: pleasures mine, what's your name?

you: y/n l/n, and I-

Ad Rock: what?

you: oh, I said it's y/n-

Ad Rock: how the fuck are you doing that

you: ummmmm what?

Ad Rock: they already got to you, they're making you forget

you: uhhhhh the only thing anyone here is forgetting is you forgetting your MEDS you are like cray cray 😂

Ad Rock: say your name again

you: y/n, this is totally weird-

Ad Rock: you aren't saying a name. how are you doing that you're saying only the place where a name should be but you aren't saying anything

you: I'm starting to get seriously scared rn...

Ad Rock: they already got to yơ̵͕͈̺̬͔̫̻̰͉̋͛͌̉̈͂̿̄̇́̐u̸̻͈̘̺̱͚̮͇͑͂̀̈̃̉̈́͑͛̆̀͝ ̴̞̻̰̯͊́̑͋̌͛͘̚ͅw̴̧̨̛̩̟̯̘̖͙̝̘̰̝͍̄̌̃́͘͠ͅe̷̛̿̓́̌͝��̣̭̝̜̬̟̖̘͚ ̴͖̥̻̯͓͇̱̗͇͖̥̱̽̂̌͑̾̏͊̀́̈̄̕͘h̷��̧̧̱̼̼̝̫̤͓͖̦͈̈́͛͐͌̊̓͜ã̵̗̺̈́̊̆͒̐̎̏v̸͉̹͓̿͆͜ę̴̗̃̃͑̑̋͛̚ ̷̨̞̹͓̤̬͕̠̾́̽̎̽͂̈́ͅţ̵̳̈́̈̿͂̽ͅõ̶͕͎̦͔̣̊̀̂̅̈́̍̀̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̨̨̟̤̩̪́́̂̂̾͘͘͝r̴̢̘̞̩̺̹̲̼̩͉̗̤̈́͆͋̔̋̈́̋̽͌̚͘̚͝͝͝u̸̻͕͂̏̋̆n̶̩͇̬̱͚͙͉͔̱͋̇̇̆͑̅̚͝ ̴̧̼̹̲͚̹̝̹͔͔̥͖͙̀̉̅̇̈́̆͌ȳ̵͙̙̬̳̀͗̿̏̏͊͋̕͝͝ǫ̴̭̭̫̩̏͂̔̽ú̷̧̬̱͉͕̺̻̪̯͇̽̀̔̀̾̋̒͒̉̔̿̎͜͝ ̴̧͚̭̦̦̤̑͛͘͘͜ä̵͕̳̣́̅r̴̢̧̬̥̯̪̻̭͚̃̉̔̓͆̇̏̈̇̽͐̎̚͝͠ͅe̵͕͔͕͌̀̇͗̇̽̾̈́̎́̎̕̕ͅn̵̡̤̰͍̍͐͑̑́̔̓̕'̷̧̨̛̮̻͚̜̣͍̻́̏̎͌ṭ̸̛̹̪͙̤̖̼͎̜̅̏͊̈́̇͑̄̈́̋̊̋͜͠͝ ̸̨͖̤͚̤̜̗̻̲̖̼̙͉̺̆̀̚ͅs̷̢̛̩͆̑̍͛̀̔͘͜͝a̴̳̔̌̆͋͘͝f̷̨̢̨̮͍̱͈̩͕̻̰̪̳̱͊̐̈́̈̔͒͆̑͂̂̿̓̕͝è̶̢͍͖̹̞̟̱̙͈̟̺̤̪̼̿̿͘͜,̶̧̨̪̲̳̱̹̱̮̯͉͖͎́̅̾͑̓́̈́̆̒̊̏͘̕͠ ̵̗̥̹̩͍̬͈̗̰̭͎͉̬͗͌̃̎̃̑̉̈́͋̂̇̏̏͋͝ͅͅḩ̶̰͚̘̠̣̽̀̈́͂͐̈̓͐͆̓ę̶̡̛͎̜̼̰͙̖̺̺̲̇̅̋̏͗͊̂́̅̕'̴̡̡̣͎̠͓̮̰̠̣̼͕̯͚̄́͛͐̀͠ͅs̵̛̥̈́̿́̀̾̈̋̔́̒́͑̑̕ ̷̧̥̗̮͇̖̙̯͉͒͊́̅͒̆̌̌͜c̴͔͚̹͙͔̏̃̐̒̚ȍ̸͎͋̅͗̉̽̕͠ͅm̴̢̨̟̳͚̭̮̟̪̘̄̋̿̈́͌̈̉̔̕͝ͅi̵̡̗̘͈̫̹̣͑̄͌͌̾͛̇̅͆́͘͜n̴̺̩̣͇̤̮͖͈͙̾̽͐͗͑͑̔̒̈́̇̚͝g̷̨̣͙͇̦̭͈̞̗͕̒͂̑̋̍̉͊͗̔̾͒͊̚̚͜ ̴̛̙͔̫̗̪͙̠̗̮̫̘̺͓͔̋͑̃̌͑̔͐͘̕͘͜͝͝ḩ̸̢̻̼͇̯̥̦͗́̇̾̀͋̾͆͆̂͆̊͛̕͘e̵͙̼͍̹̥͔͇͈͙̙͊̇͊̈̈'̷̢̼̱̹̘̘̆s̷̛̝̠̖̱͔̄͒͊̂̂̓̽̔͛̽͝ ̷̛̺͚̫̌̓̒͆̑̂̈́͛̕͘͝͝f̵̧̞͂̆͒̑̾̈́̃̒̑́u̴͉̮̞̙͍̫̯̭̬͋̽͝ͅc̴̞̘̝̪̋̏̎͒͂̌̀̓̋̀k̴̢̧̧̟̭̐͆̿̅̒̐̐̃̂̈́̽̏͋̒͘ị̴̧͙̪̲̻̱̖̮͈̯̠̪̮͉̂͂̈̊͒̐͠ņ̶̞̩̥̰͙͍̗͖̺̩́̂̀̅̑̿̓́g̵͚͕̞̪̭̱͎̭͂͗̉͋̄͒̾̇̂̚͠͝ͅ ̴̖̤̭̱͈̻̻̬̘͕͖̿̍̿͝ͅç̸͍̺͐̅̀͐͌ô̶͕̺̩̥̫͓̺͖͓̝̥͕̣̎̔̑ͅm̷̡̛̝̥̯̙̘̤͇̳͍̲̊͌͊̋͗͘͘͜i̸̧̮͈̪̰̤͈͑̿́̔̈́n̵̨̨̨͕̘̳̯͇̏̊͛̓̂̕͜͝g̶̛̹̹̻͎͈͊̅͑̾̈́̿̄͑̀͆̕͘-̶̢͕̹̫̘̞̜̺̺͓͙͎͉̜͂͐͗̐̋̽

̸̧̳̹̟͎̦͙̰͍̪̘̀͊̉͘C̵̨̛̝̦̰͎̭͚̤͕̞͔͈͍̍̆͊͑̈̎̇̀͂̕ͅơ̷̺̟̼̣̙͚̯͆͗̈̚͝ự̷̠̙̻͓̦̪͙̜̖̮͒̅̈́̀̿̋̓́͗̃̚n̸̨̘̱͍̜̗̳͇͚͙̦̞̪̽̾́́ͅt̷̡̼̩̖̞̯̻̞͖̯̗̗̲͒͑̔͒̆͌͂̄̃͂͝r̶͙̙̪̮̪̔͂͝y̷̡̥̤͎̯̫̣̝͛̋̂̈̐̒̈́ ̷͓̌̀́̅̋̽̌͐̃͗̊̍M̴͈̘͇̻̀̾͛̓̾̈̏̋́́i̴̡̛̞̳̩̟̮̞̠̬̲̼̱̽̎̈́͒̄́̽͗̀͆̚͜k̵̢̢̛̬͕̹͎̖̥̲̝̀̈̽̅e̷̡̨̧͙͎͖͈̼̼̭̟̝̦͇̯̋̆͐̀̌̆͑́̄͛̀̃̃͐̑:̶̠̭̝̦̳̠̞͚̉ ̷̨̪̰̻̗̰̤͇͇͍̓͋͆̾d̸̨̨̤͇͕̼̳͍͔̗̳͕̟͕̠̔̀̚͝ơ̴͖͍̯͓͙̺͈͓̈́̎͌͒̍͋͌͝͝n̷̗͌͝t̵̡̮͚̫͉͇̘͖̬͇̲͐̂.̸̡̖̻̩̜̹̤͍̤̦̦̉̎ ̷̛̜̬̩̤͖͖̯͍̮̘͚͂͆̏̇͗͊͐̆t̵̙̫̺͍̱͇͓̿͛̈́͒̽̏h̴̨̤̒͋͘ȅ̷̗̮̙͕͎͈ŕ̷̢̋̉̓͆͑̄́̂́̽̉͌͠è̴̥̠͖̗͈̺̓̓̏̂̐͆̈́̇̈́̄̕̚̚͜ṣ̵͎̖̻̥͊̌̈́̔͊͒͗͋̊́̌̾ ̵̡͚̰̣͖̞͌̊͊̔̋͊͜ń̵̫͔̭̬̥͙̱̜̖̈́͜ͅo̸̯̦͔̞̮̺̗̘̜̗̻̓̇́̏̀̈́̍͜ͅ ̴̰̘̘̣̦̭̯͌̋̽̄̋̀̓̾̓͒u̵͇̠̙͍͈͍̺̮̤͓͇̤̺̯̎̎̈́̓s̵͖̙͋͛͊̑̋̿̇̐̇́́͛̾̕͝ȩ̸͚͎̤̩̖̭̩͖̰̘͇̝̪̹̏̀̔͑͋͝.̶̧̧̈́̇̅̽͂̇̉̂̀͐͘ ̵̭̹̿̓͝w̶̨̘̯͕̼̳͙͔̠͕͎̫̥̰͚͌̂̾̀̌̑͛͊́̋ė̴̡̖͓̪̫̯̞͉̟͕̤̫̀̈́̍̾̈́͌̔̌̈́̈́'̵̰̖̜̙̪̤͍̭̰̱̹̖̀̏̏v̵̡͔̟̖̞͖̱̻͉̦͌̈̑e̷͕͇͑ ̷̤̥̣̳͖̤͎̦͙͉̮̟̗̫͍̊̌͂̑̒̚b̴̤͋̈́̔́̿̔̈́̿̈́̈̽͗ḛ̵̡̥͖͓̬͉͕̲̃̊́̿͊̏͂̑̂͘ẽ̴͚̠̺͕̀͐͆̂n̸͔͖̺̖͉͈̱̙̝͈̙̓͋̌̕̕ͅ ̵͙̣̩̞͕̝̘͎̳̙̮͙͒̋͘h̸͇̔̋ę̸̪͎͎̜̯͍̤͐̾̉r̴̨̛̼͂̓̈͘e̶̙̠̘̝͈͙̘͖͋̄͗͐͒̉̽̇͋̄̔̔̕ ̶̹̮͙͖͔̖̗͒́̎̂̇ͅȃ̴̛̟̲͋̉̓͊̒l̸̛̳̺͖̮̗̩͇̩͋̿́̋͛̓̐̆͘͝͝l̸̨̮̩̠̞͙͕̭͎̣̙̟̰̬͕̽̃̄̿͑̽̄̆̃̄̏̕̕͝͝ ̵̦͚̗̲̯̣͇͘͜a̷͖͚͍͎̮̬̮͉͇̅̑́̀̓̋̽͂̐̏̈́̈́̾͜l̸̻̬̦͓̤͎̀͋̀͒ǫ̶̧̡̛͉̲͇̠̣͔̦̘̳͊͑̀̓n̵̛̤̫̭̊̔͂͋̍͆͠g̴̢̨̨͕̝̦͙̙͕̘̹̠̻̹̤͒̓̋͐́̽̾̅͠,̴͖̃̓̾͒͋̚ ̸͙̗̬̤̠͚̎͋̿̌́̃͛̈́̈́ą̸̧̗̹͎̬͚́͐͑͂͂͒̄̃̕͜͠d̷̢̟͙̯͍̩̩͔̏ͅa̴̡̘̟͖͖͉̟̮̜͖̲̟̣̟̦̍̈́̉̐̊̅̓̀̋m��̧͙̰͖̠͑̿̏͜.̷̨̛̯̞̙̰̳͎̋͐̌̄̅͐̓̽̄́̕

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[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[mag200]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[froody]

I hate it when actors talk about an animal they had to work with on set and it’s obvious they were not patient with the animal at all. You especially see this with non cat people who had to work with cats and are like “Working with that cat was the bane of my existence, never on cue, scratched me once, always seemed afraid of me.” Like yeah, she’s a cat. She could probably sense you hated her. It’s hard enough to be an animal in the entertainment industry without some guy being a dick to you. Are you that uncharitable with human costars (and particularly child actors) or do you just hate animals?

Conversely, it’s so heartwarming when an actor speaks positively about an animal they worked with and/or there are behind the scenes stories of the crew genuinely trying to make the animal comfortable and giving them grace.

One of my favorite examples of this is Mad Max 2 (1981) which was made on a budget of $4.5 million AUD (about $13.5 USD in today’s money). They ended up casting a dog from the pound that was scheduled to be put down and by all accounts the dog was a nightmare to work with. But most of the cast and crew loved him. The dog’s name was Dog so his character’s name was also Dog. He was difficult to train but super food motivated so they kept writing dog food into scenes for him. He kept freaking out on set and they couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Eventually they realized part of the reason he kept acting out was because he was terrified of the sound of cars and motorcycles so they had special doggy earplugs made. His character was supposed to be aggressive but real Dog was very affectionate and could not be made to behave aggressively so they had to use selective editing to make him seem more menacing. When filming was done multiple crew members wanted to adopt him because he was such a good bad boy. He was adopted by one of the stuntwomen and got to live out the rest of his life doing actual blue heeler things. That was his only film role.

[gay-otlc]

Idk I feel like "Men are responsible for their own actions, women aren't to blame for men being misogynistic" and "You do not have to tolerate bigotry from others, call them out on that shit" and "People may be less likely to become radicalized if they receive kindness and compassion" don't have to contradict each other

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[sandushengshou]

[emiko-matsui]

i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[thatwavephenomenon]

me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out

bioware: i cooka da pizza