#Yeah... We are.

[pauls-bouticake]

IMAGINE:

you: hello mister ad rock sire I'm so happy to be working here 🥰

Ad Rock: pleasures mine, what's your name?

you: y/n l/n, and I-

Ad Rock: what?

you: oh, I said it's y/n-

Ad Rock: how the fuck are you doing that

you: ummmmm what?

Ad Rock: they already got to you, they're making you forget

you: uhhhhh the only thing anyone here is forgetting is you forgetting your MEDS you are like cray cray 😂

Ad Rock: say your name again

you: y/n, this is totally weird-

Ad Rock: you aren't saying a name. how are you doing that you're saying only the place where a name should be but you aren't saying anything

you: I'm starting to get seriously scared rn...

Ad Rock: they already got to yơ̵͕͈̺̬͔̫̻̰͉̋͛͌̉̈͂̿̄̇́̐u̸͑͂̀͝��̻͈̘̺̱͚̮͇̃̉̈́͑͛̆̀ ̴̞̻̰̯͊́̑͋̌͛͘̚ͅw̴̧̨̛̩̟̯̘̖͙̝̘̰̝͍̄̌̃́͘͠ͅe̷̛̦̣̭̝̜̬̟̖̘͚̿̓́̌͝ ̴͖̥̻̯͓͇̱̗͇͖̥̱̽̂̌͑̾̏͊̀́̈̄̕͘ḩ̷̧̱̼̼̝̫̤͓͖̦͈͆̈́͛͐͌̊̓͜ã̵̗̺̈́̊̆͒̐̎̏v̸͉̹͓̿͆͜ę̴̗̃̃͑̑̋͛̚ ̷̨̞̹͓̤̬͕̠̾́̽̎̽͂̈́ͅţ̵̳̈́̈̿͂̽ͅõ̶͕͎̦͔̣̊̀̂̅̈́̍̀̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̨̨̟̤̩̪́́̂̂̾͘͘͝r̴̢̘̞̩̺̹̲̼̩͉̗̤̈́͆͋̔̋̈́̋̽͌̚͘̚͝͝͝u̸̻͕͂̏̋̆n̶̩͇̬̱͚͙͉͔̱͋̇̇̆͑̅̚͝ ̴̧̼̹̲͚̹̝̹͔͔̥͖͙̀̉̅̇̈́̆͌ȳ̵͙̙̬̳̀͗̿̏̏͊͋̕͝͝ǫ̴̭̭̫̩̏͂̔̽ú̷̧̬̱͉͕̺̻̪̯͇̽̀̔̀̾̋̒͒̉̔̿̎͜͝ ̴̧͚̭̦̦̤̑͛͘͘͜ä̵͕̳̣́̅r̴̢̧̬̥̯̪̻̭͚̃̉̔̓͆̇̏̈̇̽͐̎̚͝͠ͅe̵͕͔͕͌̀̇͗̇̽̾̈́̎́̎̕̕ͅn̵̡̤̰͍̍͐͑̑́̔̓̕'̷̧̨̛̮̻͚̜̣͍̻́̏̎͌ṭ̸̛̹̪͙̤̖̼͎̜̅̏͊̈́̇͑̄̈́̋̊̋͜͠͝ ̸̨͖̤͚̤̜̗̻̲̖̼̙͉̺̆̀̚ͅs̷̢̛̩͆̑̍͛̀̔͘͜͝a̴̳̔̌̆͋͘͝f̷̨̢̨̮͍̱͈̩͕̻̰̪̳̱͊̐̈́̈̔͒͆̑͂̂̿̓̕͝è̶̢͍͖̹̞̟̱̙͈̟̺̤̪̼̿̿͘͜,̶̧̨̪̲̳̱̹̱̮̯͉͖͎́̅̾͑̓́̈́̆̒̊̏͘̕͠ ̵̗̥̹̩͍̬͈̗̰̭͎͉̬͗͌̃̎̃̑̉̈́͋̂̇̏̏͋͝ͅͅḩ̶̰͚̘̠̣̽̀̈́͂͐̈̓͐͆̓ę̶̡̛͎̜̼̰͙̖̺̺̲̇̅̋̏͗͊̂́̅̕'̴̡̡̣͎̠͓̮̰̠̣̼͕̯͚̄́͛͐̀͠ͅs̵̛̥̈́̿́̀̾̈̋̔́̒́͑̑̕ ̷̧̥̗̮͇̖̙̯͉͒͊́̅͒̆̌̌͜c̴͔͚̹͙͔̏̃̐̒̚ȍ̸͎͋̅͗̉̽̕͠ͅm̴̢̨̟̳͚̭̮̟̪̘̄̋̿̈́͌̈̉̔̕͝ͅi̵̡̗̘͈̫̹̣͑̄͌͌̾͛̇̅͆́͘͜n̴̺̩̣͇̤̮͖͈͙̾̽͐͗͑͑̔̒̈́̇̚͝g̷̨̣͙͇̦̭͈̞̗͕̒͂̑̋̍̉͊͗̔̾͒͊̚̚͜ ̴̛̙͔̫̗̪͙̠̗̮̫̘̺͓͔̋͑̃̌͑̔͐͘̕͘͜͝͝ḩ̸̢̻̼͇̯̥̦͗́̇̾̀͋̾͆͆̂͆̊͛̕͘e̵͙̼͍̹̥͔͇͈͙̙͊̇͊̈̈'̷̢̼̱̹̘̘̆s̷̛̝̠̖̱͔̄͒͊̂̂̓̽̔͛̽͝ ̷̛̺͚̫̌̓̒͆̑̂̈́͛̕͘͝͝f̵̧̞͂̆͒̑̾̈́̃̒̑́u̴͉̮̞̙͍̫̯̭̬͋̽͝ͅc̴̞̘̝̪̋̏̎͒͂̌̀̓̋̀k̴̢̧̧̟̭̐͆̿̅̒̐̐̃̂̈́̽̏͋̒͘ị̴̧͙̪̲̻̱̖̮͈̯̠̪̮͉̂͂̈̊͒̐͠ņ̶̞̩̥̰͙͍̗͖̺̩́̂̀̅̑̿̓́g̵͚͕̞̪̭̱͎̭͂͗̉͋̄͒̾̇̂̚͠͝ͅ ̴̖̤̭̱͈̻̻̬̘͕͖̿̍̿͝ͅç̸͍̺͐̅̀͐͌ô̶͕̺̩̥̫͓̺͖͓̝̥͕̣̎̔̑ͅm̷̡̛̝̥̯̙̘̤͇̳͍̲̊͌͊̋͗͘͘͜i̸̧̮͈̪̰̤͈͑̿́̔̈́n̵̨͕̏̊͛̓̂̕͝��̨̨̳̯͇͜g̶̛̹̹̻͎͈͊̅͑̾̈́̿̄͑̀͆̕͘-̶̢͕̹̫̘̞̜̺̺͓͙͎͉̜͂͐͗̐̋̽

̸̧̳̹̟͎̦͙̰͍̪̘̀͊̉͘C̵̨̛̝̦̰͎̭͚̤͕̞͔͈͍̍̆͊͑̈̎̇̀͂̕ͅơ̷̺̟̼̣̙͚̯͆͗̈̚͝ự̷̠̙̻͓̦̪͙̜̖̮͒̅̈́̀̿̋̓́͗̃̚n̸̨̘̱͍̜̗̳͇͚͙̦̞̪̽̾́́ͅt̷̡̼̩̖̞̯̻̞͖̯̗̗̲͒͑̔͒̆͌͂̄̃͂͝r̶͙̙̪̮̪̔͂͝y̷̡̥̤͎̯̫̣̝͛̋̂̈̐̒̈́ ̷͓̌̀́̅̋̽̌͐̃͗̊̍M̴͈̘͇̻̀̾͛̓̾̈̏̋́́i̴̡̛̞̳̩̟̮̞̠̬̲̼̱̽̎̈́͒̄́̽͗̀͆̚͜k̵̢̢̛̬͕̹͎̖̥̲̝̀̈̽̅e̷̡̨̧͙͎͖͈̼̼̭̟̝̦͇̯̋̆͐̀̌̆͑́̄͛̀̃̃͐̑:̶̠̭̝̦̳̠̞͚̉ ̷̨̪̰̻̗̰̤͇͇͍̓͋͆̾d̸̨̨̤͇͕̼̳͍͔̗̳͕̟͕̠̔̀̚͝ơ̴͖͍̯͓͙̺͈͓̈́̎͌͒̍͋͌͝͝n̷̗͌͝t̵̡̮͚̫͉͇̘͖̬͇̲͐̂.̸̡̖̻̩̜̹̤͍̤̦̦̉̎ ̷̛̜̬̩̤͖͖̯͍̮̘͚͂͆̏̇͗͊͐̆t̵̙̫̺͍̱͇͓̿͛̈́͒̽̏h̴̨̤̒͋͘ȅ̷̗̮̙͕͎͈ŕ̷̢̋̉̓͆͑̄́̂́̽̉͌͠è̴̥̠͖̗͈̺̓̓̏̂̐͆̈́̇̈́̄̕̚̚͜ṣ̵͎̖̻̥͊̌̈́̔͊͒͗͋̊́̌̾ ̵̡͚̰̣͖̞͌̊͊̔̋͊͜ń̵̫͔̭̬̥͙̱̜̖̈́͜ͅo̸̯̦͔̞̮̺̗̘̜̗̻̓̇́̏̀̈́̍͜ͅ ̴̰̘̘̣̦̭̯͌̋̽̄̋̀̓̾̓͒u̵͇̠̙͍͈͍̺̮̤͓͇̤̺̯̎̎̈́̓s̵͖̙͋͛͊̑̋̿̇̐̇́́͛̾̕͝ȩ̸͚͎̤̩̖̭̩͖̰̘͇̝̪̹̏̀̔͑͋͝.̶̧̧̈́̇̅̽͂̇̉̂̀͐͘ ̵̭̹̿̓͝w̶̨̘̯͕̼̳͙͔̠͕͎̫̥̰͚͌̂̾̀̌̑͛͊́̋ė̴̡̖͓̪̫̯̞͉̟͕̤̫̀̈́̍̾̈́͌̔̌̈́̈́'̵̰̖̜̙̪̤͍̭̰̱̹̖̀̏̏v̵̡͔̟̖̞͖̱̻͉̦͌̈̑e̷͕͇͑ ̷̤̥̣̳͖̤͎̦͙͉̮̟̗̫͍̊̌͂̑̒̚b̴̤͋̈́̔́̿̔̈́̿̈́̈̽͗ḛ̵̡̥͖͓̬͉͕̲̃̊́̿͊̏͂̑̂͘ẽ̴͚̠̺͕̀͐͆̂n̸͔͖̺̖͉͈̱̙̝͈̙̓͋̌̕̕ͅ ̵͙̣̩̞͕̝̘͎̳̙̮͙͒̋͘h̸͇̔̋ę̸̪͎͎̜̯͍̤͐̾̉r̴̨̛̼͂̓̈͘e̶̙̠̘̝͈͙̘͖͋̄͗͐͒̉̽̇͋̄̔̔̕ ̶̹̮͙͖͔̖̗͒́̎̂̇ͅȃ̴̛̟̲͋̉̓͊̒l̸̛̳̺͖̮̗̩͇̩͋̿́̋͛̓̐̆͘͝͝l̸̨̮̩̠̞͙͕̭͎̣̙̟̰̬͕̽̃̄̿͑̽̄̆̃̄̏̕̕͝͝ ̵̦͚̗̲̯̣͇͘͜a̷͖͚͍͎̮̬̮͉͇̅̑́̀̓̋̽͂̐̏̈́̈́̾͜l̸̻̬̦͓̤͎̀͋̀͒ǫ̶̧̡̛͉̲͇̠̣͔̦̘̳͊͑̀̓n̵̛̤̫̭̊̔͂͋̍͆͠g̴̢̨̨͕̝̦͙̙͕̘̹̠̻̹̤͒̓̋͐́̽̾̅͠,̴͖̃̓̾͒͋̚ ̸͙̗̬̤̠͚̎͋̿̌́̃͛̈́̈́a̸̕��̨̧̗̹͎̬͚͐͑͂͂͒̄̃͜͠d̷̢̟͙̯͍̩̩͔̏ͅa̴̡̘̟͖͖͉̟̮̜͖̲̟̣̟̦̍̈́̉̐̊̅̓̀̋m̴̧͙̰͖̠͑̿̏͜.̷̨̛̯̞̙̰̳͎̋͐̌̄̅͐̓̽̄́̕

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[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[mag200]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[sandushengshou]

[emiko-matsui]

i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[secretmellowblog]

People who try to analyze what happened on Tumblr on November 5th, 2020, often really overstate how much it was actually “about” Supernatural. As someone who has never been in the supernatural fandom ever but dID join in on the hysterical destielposting—it was really more about the stress of the pandemic and the 2020 presidential election.

The two biggest Youtubers I’ve seen try to dissect “what happened that November 5th” in video essays both weren’t American—- and I think that explains why they both tried to explain the hysteria primarily via analyzing the Supernatural fandom/the original show, rather than through the lens of the election. And while those videos are cool, valid, informational, and make lots of really well-considered interesting points— I can tell you that me and almost all my mutuals had literally no knowledge or interest in the fact that “oh supernatural had made nods at the ship in the past but the creators were adamant that I wouldn’t be canon” or etc etc etc etc. the first time I learned about any of that context was way later, watching videos where people claimed that fandom history context (that I did not know anything about) was the actual reason for the hysteria.

But the reality is that people latched on to the Destiel stuff because it was a piece of big useless inane zero-stakes fandom news in a time when we were desperately waiting for serious high stakes election news. We were latching onto a “positive “ piece of inane stupid fandom news in a time of great stress, with all the desperation of a drowning man who latches onto whatever piece of wood will keep him afloat.

The core of the hysteria was that Americans (who make up a huge chunk of tumblr’s userbase) were currently glued to their laptops watching the live presidential election vote counts come in. These vote counts were taking an extended amount of time due to the pandemic causing high numbers of mail-in ballots, resulting in a constant state of Election Day Stress for multiple days straight.

This was also during the height of the Pandemic. People had predicted Trump’s presidency would be bad; no one had predicted it would be this apocalyptically bad. No one had predicted pandemics and lockdowns and hospitals overflowing with bodybags. remember Trump spreading Covid lies and conspiracies?? There were so many Qanon conspiracies about democrats being Satanic child traffickers who had to be put to death, and coup threats were mounting from the right wing side. It seemed like this election was a choice between ‘centrist democrat’ and “apocalyptic right wing conspiracy theory authoritarianism,” in the midst of pandemic conditions that people feared would never ever improve— and it seemed like a close election.

Another major point was that Trump voters were more likely to be antimaskers/Covid deniers, while Biden voters were more likely to take the pandemic seriously— so Biden voters were more likely to send in mail-in ballots instead of risking the in-person voting crowds, which meant their ballots would take much longer to count. And so, in many state electoral vote counts, it would initially seem like Trump was very far in the lead— only for Biden to slooooowly build up an agonizingly small lead as the mail in ballots came in, and then defeat Trump at the very end.

So you’re just watching these news sites giving live election updates, refreshing the page every 2 minutes to see if you’re going to live under a spineless centrist democrat or a literal Qanon Dictatorship. And then you go on tumblr to distract yourself, and there’s more election posting, and more agonizing over the votes, and more stress and despair—-

And then it’s been days and we’re right at the crucial tipping point where it’s anyone’s game and the next few hours will determine whether Trump will win, so you need to keep your eye on the vote count, because the next hours will determine the future of the pandemic and your country and your plans for your entire life—

And then stupid Destiel becomes canon! And it becomes canon in the silliest way possible!

If Destiel had become canon at any other time, it would have been a big goofy tumblr celebration? But we wouldn’t have gotten the insane explosion of hysterical interaction.

The entire core of it was the contrast between the inane meaningless stupidity of fandom news vs the actual stressful election news you wanted to hear! It really is best conveyed in that meme where Castiel says “I love you” and Dean indifferently responds with a piece of important election news.

It’s about the contrast between the low-stakes inanity of fandom and the massive life-destroying stakes of a terrifying election. There really was no reason it had be Supernatural specifically, except that Supernatural was a thing everyone knew basic things about from dashboard osmosis— it could’ve been any other equally huge silly fandom ship news about a ship everyone *knew of* but might not necessarily be invested in (ex. Stucky becoming canon, Johnlock becoming canon, Kirk/Spock becoming more canon somehow, etc etc etc.)

I think it’s true that people who weren’t paying agonizingly close attention to the American election news got swept up in it, and that non American Supernatural fans also were extremely excited for purely fandom reasons — but the entire reason it blew up to an unprecedented degree was because of that core of stressed out terrified Americans glued to their computers watching election results and suddenly receiving stupid fandom news instead, and deciding to just hysterically parodically hyper-celebrate this absurd useless zero-stakes news.

I think it was also all elevated by the fact that, as I said before, this happened at the crucial “tipping point” of the election where the next few hours would determine the winner. The fact that Biden began to slowly develop a lead in the hours after made it feel, hysterically, as if the hours after Destiel became canon was somehow the turning point where he began to win; so celebrating Destiel felt like celebrating that slow turn towards victory.

The tl,dr is that it’s so important to Remember the Fifth of November …..in preparation the inevitable hysteria that will happen in the presidential election on November 5th of next year. XD. Personally I’m rooting for Johnlock or Frodo/Sam to somehow become canon in the eleventh hour right before the democrats win

[ardenzia777]

Vengeance of Ithaca -

So Vengeance Saga is out!!!! The WHOLE saga is peak, however "600 Strikes" instantly won me over as being the song I make an art piece for~

We also now know whose blood is on the Trident in the Album cover

Anywho! when I was listening to it, i imagined the storm of Poseidon being released from the bag infused with all of Odysseus men, fighting to protect him and get back at Poseidon alongside Odysseus. Like a final fantasy summon!!

I imagined him rushing out of the water with the storm and his men as his propulsion, and once landed, the spirits of his men grabbing and holding Poseidon down so he can't escape what he gets for being a butt.

as per usual, chef's kiss saga, it's my favorite rn, and I will likely make art for "Dangerous", "Charybdis", and "I'm not sorry for loving you"

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)