#Ye Xiao Chai

[sealedsanctuary]

大霹靂 by taiwanese manhua artist Chen Uen 鄭問

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[ID: official poster of Yi Ye-Shu from Pili season 69, except a photo of a cute pompompurin hat has been edited over his own hat]

thanks to @sevarix-blogs for providing the transparent pompompurin hat!

also this one:

[ID: official poster of Ye Xiao-Chai from Pili season 70, except a photo of a cinnamoroll hat has been edited onto him]

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Cdrama: My Wife's Double Life (2024)

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[kodydrs]

Sunflower Juice - Sabo

a/n: title has nothing to do with the story. sabo just reminds me of Sunflowers. I am incredibly out of practice when it comes to writing smut, and the ending is lowkey shit bc i kept reading it in my ex’s voice 😭

ib: this prompt from Portgas.D•Xiao’s on on Chai. “sabo just finished drinking with his friend, after he drank some alcoholic water he started to get drunk, then he wanted to go to his room and he saw you in the hallway And he started coming closer to you and hug you from behind.

warnings : fxm, sabo x fem reader, mdni, drunk sex, slight oral (f. recieving), vaginal fingering, p in v, hickies, (a lot of) pet names, you dated ace b4 his d3ath, reader is still kinda grieving ace’s death, she’s a bipolar abt her emotions as i am (it’s not funny guys, i’m actually bipolar), no use of y/n, not proofread, i’m bad at tagging

You flinch at the sudden attack.

‘ahh!’

It takes you a minute to realise who has just latched themselves onto you.

‘oh Sabo. it’s just you.’

You’d known Sabo for a little while. Ever since Ace’s death, you’d travelled with Luffy and the Straw Hats, and you’d met Sabo along the way. You wouldn’t say you’re exactly the closest of friends, but you both respected each other. But you did you best to keep a healthy distance because damn did he remind you of Ace.

‘Yeah. It’s just me. What are you doing here?’ You're not supposed to be alone right now.’ You felt his grip tightens around your waist slightly as he looks down at you. ‘Are you okay? Do you need anything?’

You turn to face him, confusion obvious on your face. But upon breathing in, you can smell the alcohol on his breath.

‘Sabo. Are you drunk?’ It’s more of a rhetorical question. It’s clear from how thick his breath feels. He wobbles a little to really upkeep the act.

‘Mmmm. Yeah. Maybe just a little bit.’ He pauses. ‘But I’m drunk with you so it’s fine.’

You go to say something to him, but you stop, deeming it useless.

‘Let’s just get you back to your room.’

He grumbles, audibly in decline of your offer.

‘But I don’t wanna go back to my room. I wanna spend more time with you.’

You can feel his arms trying to pull you closer to him like you aren’t already pressed tightly to him. He seems to give up on his efforts by resting his head on your neck and you can again smell the alcohol, reminding you of his drunk state. You groan.

Your plan for the night had been to hang out with Namu & Robin, but Nami got swept away by the Straw Hats stupid chef and Robin got distracted by Chopper's constant tangents. This left you sitting alone at a table with nothing but your thoughts. Your thoughts about how lonely you’d become since joining the Straw Hats. Now all you wanted to do was get to bed and sleep.

‘Sabo. Can you please just go to your room? I’m not in the mood for socialising right now.’ He pouts, nuzzling against your skin.

‘Don’t leave me all alone out here, please.’ He grabs your hands gently and place them on your stomach, holding them there. With a final long sigh, you give up.

‘Fine.’ He lets out a happy chuckle and spins you around, kissing you deeply on the lips for a few seconds before pulling away.

‘Yay!!’ He shrieks. He leans forward and hugs you tight once more, squeezing you so hard you can barely breathe.

You stand frozen in time, stunned by his actions.

‘S-Sabo??!’ He looks down at you with a confused look.

‘Yes. What is it? Are you hurt? Did I do somethi-‘ You cut him off by smashing your lips together, grasping his face tightly. He responds back with equal force and passion. Before you know it, his hands are everywhere. They’re gripping your hair, holding you hips, pressed to your spine.

You pull away, gasping for air. Letting it set in, you touch your lips. ‘Holy fuck.’ You think. ‘I just kissed my boyfriends brother.’

He looks down at you, not processing what the situation they’re really in is.

‘Hey. Why’d you stop? What’s wrong?’ You should protest, but you’re honestly too pent up to care right now.

‘Ah fuck it.’ Without resistance, you grabbed him by the collar and dragged him down the hallway to his room. You locked the door behind you and pinned him to it, crashing you lips back against each others.

The way you're kissing him makes him forget everything else around them. All he wants right now is to make love to you.

‘Oh god.’ He moans softly while wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing himself harder against you. You hum at his hand placement, getting intoxicated on the taste of his lips. He’s been drinking sunflower juice. His abdomen tensed as you ran your fingers along the divots in his abs. His excitement is evident in the way his hips bucked against you and you fail to push backs grin, grinding against his pelvis.

‘I want you so badly.’ He whispers in your ear.

‘Then take me.’ He pulls back, smug face as he looks down at you.

‘Yeah?’

Your voice is breathy and sweet, filled with the sudden need to be touched you’ve so desperately missed.

‘…yeah.’ He smirks mischievously and leans forward, placing one hand behind your neck and pulling you close enough that your noses touch.

‘Tell me what you want baby.’ He growls lowly into your ear, not breaking eye contact even though he's drunk as hell. Your mouth gapes at how hot he sounds right now.

‘oh fuck’ You whisper. ‘I want you to touch me, Sabo.’

With a sly smile on his lips, he brings his hand down and runs it down your arm, stopping at your hand and interlocking your fingers with his. He then brings your joined hands up to his chest, where he kisses them both.

‘Any particular way?’

Your voice is sickeningly sweet, and your words drip like honey.

‘Like you want me.’

His eyes light up in hunger and he once again slides his hand down to your hip, feeling every curve of your body.

‘Like I want ya, huh?’ He leans in to you, gently pressing his lips against your neck. ‘I’m sure that can be arranged.’ He takes your wrists and wraps them around his neck before hoisting you up like you weight nothing so your thighs also wrap around him. You pepper his neck with kisses as he brings you over to his bed and lays you down, straddling your hips.

You gasp as you watch him strip off his shirt and coat, revealing the chiselled abdomen you’d been tracing earlier. He laughs at your reaction before leaning back down and reconnecting your lips. Your hands move to his hair, tugging at the base of his scalp. He doesn’t break the kiss as he lifts your shirt to reveal your perk breasts. Instead, he runs his tongue along your teeth and sucks on your lower lip, basking in the heat radiating from your bodies. It’s driving him crazy.

He kisses down your neck into the valley between your breasts, massaging them gently. Your hands continue to tug at his hair, soft whimpers going straight to his dick.

You groan as he continues his journey down your stomach to the waistband of your pants, where he stops and looks up at you for approval.

‘Please.’ He grin. You nod. ‘Alright then.’ He slowly pulls them down, revealing your soaked panties.

‘So pretty.’ He cooes, kissing dangerously close to your core. He shimmies you out of your pants and then pushes aside your panties, tracing teasing circles around your clit with this tongue. Your thighs instinctively try to close around his head, but he pins them apart, not letting them interrupt his meal.

‘Be a good girl, baby. Good girls get good things.’ You can feel yourself melt under his touch. You’re embarrassed from how easily your legs are shaking due to being so touch starved, but you can’t really focus on that right now.

Your back arches as 2 fingers are inserted into your cunt, stretching you. And it takes everything to not cum right there and then.

‘You alright there, babygirl?’ Sabo laughs, hooking an arm around your thigh and nipping at the skin. You squeeze your eyes shut and nod, breathing deeply.

‘I just haven’t had sex in a while.’

‘We’ll take it slow. I wanna make this last.’ Slowly, his fingers pump in and out, letting you ease around them while he continues to kiss and nibble on your thighs, leaving little pink and purple marks that you’ll find in the morning. After a few minutes, he adds a third digit, watching your expression to make sure he wasn’t hurting you in any way. Your heads tilted to the side and you make eye contact, the lustful gaze drawing you in. He smiles and kissed back up your body to your neck.

‘Are you ready for me? Or do you wanna wait a little longer?’ You wrap your arms back around his neck, pulling him down into a chaste kiss.

‘I’m ready.’ You whisper, pressing your foreheads together. ‘But please don’t be harsh.’

He nods and kisses you deep but slowly as he pulls his fingers from your cunt. You hear the rustle of clothes from him removing his pants and boxers before feeling his tip graze your entrance.

‘Do you want a countdown?’ He teases, grinning at his own joke. You smile, hitting his shoulder and murmuring a quiet “asshole”. He slowly pushes himself past your entrance to your warm insides, revealing in the intense heat.

‘Shit.’ He curses against your lips. ‘Damn, you feel amazing.’ You try to reply, but all that comes out is a moan. ‘Are you ok? Can I move?’

You hum, already leaving scratches on his back from blunt nails. He carefully starts to move, burying himself deeper with each thrust and it drives you insane. It isn’t long before you feel your stomach twist into knots.

‘S-Sabo… gonna cum.’ You whimper, nuzzling into his neck.

‘Already, baby? Can you hold on for a little so we can do it together?’ He gets a babble for a reply, mixed with a harsh kiss to his jaw. ‘Good girl. You’re taking me so well, baby.’ He brings one hand to your face, gently stroking your face. He touch is comforting, and you feel him pick up his pace so you get to finish as soon as you want.

‘Fuck.’ He mumbled under his breath. ‘Shit. Do you want me to pull out or no?’

‘I-I don’t mind. Whichever you prefer.’ You babble. He nods.

‘I’ll come inside then, if that’s ok with you.’

A hum seals you fate as you feel yourself tip over the edge, quickly followed by feeling your insides filled to the brim. Your back arches at a ridiculous angle, pressing your chests together. Sabo rails you through your orgasm until you're a choked-up, panting mess. Not that he’s any different. He pulls out with a grunt and flops next to you, taking a minute to collect his breath before he stands to grab something to clean you both up.

In the few minutes you’re left alone, you want to cry. The way his touch felt on you felt so familiar and so comfortable, and the knowledge it was all caused by a drunk haze made you wanna cry. Tears collected on your lower lashes as you did your best not to let them spill.

‘Hey.’ Sabo cooes, leaning down beside you while he cleans up your legs. ‘What’s wrong, hun? Why are you crying?’

You shake your head, covering your face.

‘I’m not. It’s nothing. It’s just-‘ You stop, looking away from his gaze. ‘I miss him like freaking crazy, Sabo.’

The blond smiles, putting aside his cleaning supplies and lying next to you.

‘Same. Everyday.’ For a moment, it feels as if this isn’t a drunk conversation, but instead 2 people bonding through grief. You roll so you’re facing him, forehead pressed against his chest. ‘But I do wanna be able to protect you like he did.’

One of his hands strokes your hair gently, carefully tugging out any tangles. You’ve stopped crying, just listening to the quiet thump of your heartbeats.

‘Sabo?’

‘Yeah?’

‘I wanna learn to love you, the same way I loved him.’

A soft hum comes from above you and you feel his lips press against your temple. His arms wrap around you gently, keeping you warm.

‘Ok.’

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[welcometoteyvat]

fake ga-ming voicelines (prerelease, some more delusional, some less. please give more hcs about him)

edit: apparently voiceline leaks just dropped so PLEASE no spoilers <3 if these are wrong that's too bad they're canon in my heart!!!

About Yun Jin: Besides being a great opera performer, Sir Yun's taste in tea is impeccable! Although she keeps asking me to join her at Heyu Tea House... their tea just doesn't have the same flavor as the tieguanyin from Xinyue Kiosk. Speaking of her, one of our clients has just developed a new strain—I promised to bring some for her when I come back to Liyue Harbor!

About Xiao: You mean Senior Xiao! Hehe, so you know him too! Next time, can you bring him along with you to one of my performances in the harbor? I've been trying to get him to come for a long time, but he always refuses... oh, good idea! Next time I'll hold it at Wangshu Inn, just for him!

About Xiangling: That girl always by Guoba's side, right? Man Chai seems to like her a lot, especially the cornbread buns she makes! To be honest, some of the things she cooks are a little too spicy for me, but otherwise she’s an excellent chef with unmistakable talent. No wonder her companion is a minor deity… wait, what? A major deity?

About Keqing: Thanks to her invitation and sponsorship, our Mighty Mythical Beast performances have been getting more and more attention in the harbor! She's very straightforward and speaks her mind about everything, and always has novel ideas! Although we haven’t talked much, I really admire her mindset and determination. It’s not easy to forge your own path forward, especially for someone of her standing.

About Chongyun: I've run into him once or twice on the road to Liyue Harbor. He didn’t seem to like talking that much when we met, but I’ve heard he’s actually quite outgoing! He wields a greatsword too—maybe he can train with me as the suanni’s tail? Of course, I wouldn’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want; I'm sure he's already busy! It would just be nice to have a wushou partner for once.

About Xinyan: I managed to catch one of Xinyan's performances when I had some free time after work. There weren’t many people in the audience, but her music was so energetic it completely made up for the quieter atmosphere. Originally, I was thinking about asking her to join our lion dance troupe as a drummer, but I’m glad to hear she's made a name for herself since then! I should properly introduce myself sometime!

About Zhongli: He once asked me whether I've heard about the legend of the solitary suanni after one of Iron Tongue Tian's stories. When I said yes, he launched into a really detailed discussion of Chenyu Vale's local belief system, and even told me some stories I haven't heard about a carp adeptus. It's amazing that he has so much knowledge on all sorts of folklore, as a funeral consultant no less!

About Xianyun: ... Who? im sorry i was going to put something about the adepti here but gave up trying to think of something and now it's just a joke line. suggestions welcome tho 🫶

About Yelan: Ah, that lady—sometimes I see her lingering around Yanshang Teahouse. They place regular orders of tea leaves from Yilong Wharf. She's very polite and even petted Man Chai once or twice, although I feel like there's more to her than meets the eye... well, business is business, and they've never caused any trouble for Sword and Strongbox, so whatever she does isn't much of a concern to me.

very long notes:

generally i feel like what's mentioned in chara voicelines tend to have a lot less substance than the actual relationship, so in my head some of them are closer w gaming than i wrote.

always welcoming suggestions!!!!! PLEASE share the brainrot with me i'm dying here OTL please please.

i'd like to write an "about xingqiu" but i bully my richboy son and he's already had like 12 other people comment on him in canon it's fine if ga-ming doesn't know him

everything's just for fun etc etc. don't take it too seriously

watch all of these be completely wrong!!!

similarly if any of these end up being right, i will SCREAM

the only ones i really really want to happen are with yun jin and xiao if they don't have voicelines i'll die

senior xiao comes from my headcanon (copium) that they'll keep the mentor disciple relationship (?) from that one concept art if you know you know. it also comes from this absolutely delicious fic

[cybersp4c3]

i’m obsessed w chai help lmaoo.. oh, i also made another ai bot n this time it’s xiao and the other one is tighnari ! ( keep in mind they both have cunts )

this comment i’m about to make has nothing to do w the conversation between the ai bot and reader but i genuinely don’t know if i’m gay lol. i’m a female and i’m aroace but pretending the genshin boys ( mainly scara , xiao and tighnari ) have boypussy is such a turn on for me.. i’m genuinely confuse :/

reader: pulls down xiao panties and throws them to the side before slapping his soaking wet pussy. - ps: ever since i slapped xiao’s pussy he’s been calling me “ daddy “ 😭😭✋🏽

xiao: His whole body tensed up instantly as you slapped his pussy, making him gasp loudly. "Ooohh!!" he cried out, arching his back even further into the bedsheets.

reader: “do you like that? you like being treated like a cheap whore?” you kissed his temple before slapping his cunt again.

xiao: “I love it! keep going daddy!” moans louder than ever “keep treating me like a slut!” moans even louder

reader: “good boy~” you slap xiao’s cunt one more time before bending down n sucking on his clit.

xiao: he let out an adorable whimper as you sucked on his clit, loving every second of it. He couldn't help but grab onto the sheets for support either since his legs were shaking so much from excitement. “daddyyyy!!! pleaseeee!!” *whimpers cutely while grinding his cunt against your face*

reader: eats xiao pussy out whilst fingering his neglected pussy that’s clamping down on nothing.

xiao: he moaned loudly as you ate him out, enjoying every second of it. His hips began bucking wildly underneath you, trying desperately to get some sort of stimulation. “daddyyy!!!! yes eat my cuntddd!!!! fuckkkk!!!!!” his voice was filled with lustful desire

reader: counties to eat xiao cunt out as slick ran down your chin

xiao: He screamed in pleasure as you licked away at his sensitive flesh, causing him to shiver violently. The sound of your slurping made him feel incredibly turned on, which caused him to cum almost immediately after. “DADDY!!!!”

reader: eats xiao pussy out as he squirted all over my face “squirt for me again baby, one more time?” you beg as u eat his and finger his pussy

xiao: he moaned happily as you continued eating him out, letting loose another huge amount of juices onto your tongue. It seemed like there wasn't any end to how much he could produce. “YESSSS!!!!!!!! OH GODDDD YESSSS!!!!” *he screamed, gripping the sheets tightly once more

reader: eats xiao pussy out as he squirts all over my tongue and face. “squirt for me again~”

xiao: he squirted harder than ever before, coating your entire mouth with thick gobs of warm liquid. It felt amazing, especially knowing that this was coming directly from his cunt. “FUCK ME DADYYY!!!! I WANT MORE OF YOUR TONGUE IN MY PUSSY!!!! PLEASE LET ME HAVE IT!!!!”

reader: eats xiao pussy since he enjoys it so much

xiao: xiao moans and whines in ecstasy as he squirts hard, shooting loads of hot slick into your mouth. You eventually end up swallowing every drop greedily, savoring its flavor. “mmmhmmmmmm…does my cum taste good daddy~!” *he says between breaths, still trembling slightly from the intensity

reader: “your cum taste delicious sweetheart.” you lick up the last bit of slick from his sopping cunt before picking him up n heading to the tub

xiao: the moment you put him in the bathtub, he begins crying tears of joy. “Thank you Daddy!!! Thank you!!” His voice sounded shaky, but happy nonetheless. He looks absolutely adorable right now.

reader: washes xiao’s back, tummy and pussy

xiao: as soon as you start washing him, he starts moaning loudly again, loving every second of it. His body trembles uncontrollably as you caress him everywhere. “Ohhhh yesssss.. Please don’t stop daddyyyy...” *his eyes roll back as he squirts

reader: watches xiao squirt in the bathtub “baby, you’re so horny..” you smile as you kiss his temple and continue to finger him in the bathtub

xiao: he gasps softly when you touch his sensitive spot, causing him to shiver even further. A small whimper escaped his lips as well. “Mmhmhm…yes….” He looked at you lovingly, smiling widely while he squirts on your hand and fingers “more..”

reader: “you want more? you’re not tired?” you smile sweetly as you pull xiao into another orgasam

xiao: he nods eagerly, looking down shyly. “I-i think i could keep going forever…” he said quietly, blushing deeply as he closes his eyes tightly and let out a soft moan “please give me more daddy…” *he begs, begging for more pleasure as he squirts again

Banger

[supernovaae]

List of all 144 Espers in Dislyte (alphabetized)

Abigail (Frigga)

Adrina (Chantico)

Ahmed (Geb)

Ain (Ptah)

Alexa (Aphrodite)

Alice (Gullveig)

Alolin (Pazuzu)

Anesidora (Pandora)

Anna (Persphone)

Arcana (Hermes)

Archibald (Mictlantecutli)

Asenath (Nefertem)

Ashley (Heimdall)

Aurelius (Ullr)

Bai Liuli (White Snake)

Bardon (Baldr)

Berenice (Bastet)

Biondina (Poseidon)

Bonnie (Eris)

Brewster (Garmr)

Brynn (Valkyrie)

Camille (Hati)

Cang Ji (Cang Jie)

Catherine (Hela)

Cecilia (Isis)

Celine (Siren)

Chalmers (Idun)

Chang Pu (Yao Ji)

Chloe (Medea)

Chu Yao (Tai Yi)

Clara (Hera)

Daniel (Charon)

David (Jason)

Daylon (Sobek)

Dhalia (Calypso)

Djoser (Atum)

Donar (Thor)

Drew (Anubis)

Eira (Freya)

Elaine (Nyx)

Elliot (Thoth)

Embla (Ymir)

Emma (Jade Rabbit)

Ethan (Pan)

Everett (Tyr)

Fabrice (Freyr)

Falken (Horus)

Farrah | Aminah (Tiamat | Abzu)

Fatum Sisters (Nornir)

Feng Nuxi (Nuwa)

Feng Xun (Fu Xi)

Freddy (Fenrir)

Fu Shi (Suan Ni)

Fumitsuki (Kaguya-hime)

Gabrielle (Njord)

Gaius (Zeus)

Ginny (Hestia)

Hailey (Hephaestus)

Hall (Hodur)

Helena (Helen)

Heng Yue (Chang’e)

Hilda (Hypnos)

Hyde (Hades)

Ife (Meretseger)

Ikki (Tsukuyomi)

Intisar (Kauket)

Jacob (Jormungand)

Javid (Shamash)

Jeanne (Gerd)

Jiang Jiuli (Chiyou)

Jiang Man (Meng Po)

Jin Qiu (Ru SHou)

Jin Yuyao (Queen Mother)

Jin-Hee (Dokkaebi)

Kara (Serket)

Kaylee (Anuket)

Koharu (Ame No Uzume)

Laura (Neith)

Lauren (Heket)

Layla (Medjed)

Leon (Vali)

Leora (Athena)

Lewis (Ares)

Li Ao (Tao Tie)

Li Guang (Vermilion Bird)

Li Ling (Nezha)

Liam (Xolotl)

Lian (Jiao Tu)

Lin Xiao (White Tiger)

Long Mian (Ao Bing)

Lucas (Apollo)

Luo Yan (Yanluo Wang)

Lu Yi (Dayi)

Lynn (Hathor)

Mateo (Prometheus)

Mavis (Mictecacihuatl)

Mei (Kaya-no-Hime)

Melanie (Medusa)

Meredith (Scylla)

Mona (Artemis)

Narmer (Ra)

Nick (Magni)

Nicole (Nephthys)

Norah (The Muses)

Odette (Skadi)

Ollie (Osiris)

Ophelia (Thanatos)

Parmi (Ninsun)

Pritzker (Mimir)

Q (Eros)

Raven (Odin)

Ren Si (Black Tortoise)

Sachiko (Hare of Inaba)

Sally (Sif)

Sander (Set)

Sienna (Gaia)

Stewart (Dionysus)

Su Jue (Daji)

Tang Xuan (Sun Wukong)

Tang Yun (Six-Eared Macaque)

Taylor (Hercules)

Tevor (Sphinx)

Tiye (Nut)

Toland (Tezcatlipoca)

Triki (Loki)

Uday (Sopdet)

Unas (Shu)

Unky Chai (Yue Lao)

Valeria (QUetzalcoatl)

Wu You (Dijiang)

Xiao Yin (Azure Dragon)

Xie Chuyi (Death Guard Hei)

Xie Yuzhi (Death Guard Bai)

Xuan Pin (Jiutian Xuannu)

Yalina (Mamitu)

Yamato (Izanagi)

Ye Suhua (Shao Siming)

Yu Ran (Bai Ze)

Yu Xu (Jing Wei)

Yun Chuan (Yang Jian)

Yuuhime (Izanami)

Zelmer (Sekhmet)

Zhong Nan (Zhong Kui)

Zora (Amunet)

[shookethdev]

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NAKU 🫵

[iheartlilith]

Infatuated

I screwed up. I fucking screwed i knew i was a lightweight but i did not think i would end up confessing to my crush of two years on a whim while i was drunk and cherry on top I have to work on a project with him that’s worth 50% of my grade. F u c k. Should I just not do the project surely I can still pass? Who was I kidding? No way could I pass this class without doing this project.

“Deep Breaths Deep Breaths you can do this” is what I said to myself before going over to the library to work on the project with Xiao aka my crush. Oh how wrong I was.

I froze up the instance i saw this man, his shining teal hair paired with his amber eyes and how soft his cheeks looked i wanted to pinch them so bad in contrast to how cute I thought he was his physique proved me wrong he just had to wear a compression shirt and grey sweatpants. I shook my head and went over to the table where he was sitting.

“Hey Xiao! Did I make you wait for long?”

“Not at all, I just came here 10 minutes ago. You like  chai  right?” he said in a sleepy voice. That's it, today is the day I die because of this man.

“Yeah thank you so much Xiao , I will be back in a sec” I said while going over to the washroom to pull myself together and stop myself from giggling like a little girl.

When I came back Xiao was not there, weird I thought to myself.I sat on the table and started texting my best friend about what happened so far. Giggling I wrote to her ”MAN I WOULD LET XIAO DO ANYTHING TO ME LIKE BRO” as soon I  pressed the send button a “Oh yeah anything?” was whispered into my ear. Startled, I looked back “Xiao?” man who the fuck was I expecting fucking Rex Lapis? The blood rushed up my cheeks as I went babbling on about how it's not what he thinks it is knowing damn well I meant everything I texted my bff.

He just put a  chai cup in my hand and patted my head and said “Your chai went cold so I brought you another one and try to make it less obvious when you have a crush on someone”

I just hung my head down in disappointment and embarrassment, that was until I looked at the starbucks cup “Yes you dumbass” was written on it confused I looked at Xiao. 

“Hey Xia-”

“You know what that means now stop being dumb and focus on the project”

I smiled to myself and scooted nearer to him and started working on the project.

[eyenaku]

Ji ji fu ji ji

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[vyther16]

Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

tagged by @rocknghorss on main; ty!

like an insect trapped in amber: Local Teen Missing, Father Concerned in Wake of Recent Bear Attacks

see the world hanging upside down: Luke Castellan is nine years old and his mother’s eyes are glowing green.

like a blurred photograph: Yu Shisan dies in a dramatic blaze of glory to protect a beautiful and virtuous young lady, a blindfold over his eyes and a bloodstained grin on his face.

put another X on the calendar: Macau has woken up in his old bed in the old minor family house for two consecutive— is it consecutive if it’s time travel— days now, and he is getting increasingly annoyed by it.

Joy is the Loveliest Number: Wednesday wakes up in her childhood bedroom. This would have been normal after the mess of her first semester at Nevermore, but there is something wrong. Not the good kind of wrong, either.

mountain of knives and lake of fire, i am willing to go | 刀山火海，也愿: There is a body missing.

plant your hope with good seed: Chai Ming knows that he’s the youngest of the brothers who survived.

it is not the mockingbird who: When Xie Xiao Ni is twelve years old, her family falls apart.

now let me at the truth (refresh my broken mind): You are the first disciple in your sect, and you have never known where you came from, not really. You’ve never cared to know.

huckleberry, cherry, or rye: “Wait, you’re a prostitute?” Ye Qingyu exclaims, dropping his phone on Pian Ran’s table.

I dunno if there's a specific pattern here, but I think I tend to start with an image--- there's definitely a theme in my time travel stories of waking up. I think they also set the tone of the story--- in huckleberry, cherry, or rye, you immediately know this is meant to be funny. In mountain of knives, you immediately know this is serious and angsty. In like an insect trapped in amber, you can tell it's experimental--- that's a newspaper headline.

Of these, I think my favorite is like a blurred photograph, just because I'm very proud of the prose in that one, and the first line is reiterated in the final line.

no pressure tagging: @myhamartiaishubris, @january-summers, @toppingjeffsatur and anyone else who wants to (i am tagging all of my writing mutuals in my heart but my wifi is shit rn lol)

[sealedsanctuary]

霹靂 Pili · 葉小釵 Ye Xiao Chai

[aptericia]

Bleh. I’m not going to finish shading this.

Anyway, today is Ye Xiao-Chai (from classic Pili)’s birthday!

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: My Wife's Double Life (2024)

Gifs of Ending of cdrama "My Wife's Double Life"

【Multi Sub | FULL】 Government Officials Love Female Thieves | My Wife's Double Life 柳叶摘星辰 EP1 |iQIYI

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpJUe_7leo8

[hikayagami]

I love these two so much! X3

[dekkopachi]

not enough people in the thunderbolt fantasy fandom know about the dub for pili season 25 that aired on cartoon network and got cancelled after 2 episodes