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woah how'd you make that green

SOCKATHAN YAOI REVIEW

Disclaimer: This will contain spoilers (kind of) for Welcome to Hell 2 Part 1 and Welcome to Hell. You should probably go watch that. Its made by Erica Wester and its PRETTY cool.)

My Yaoi Entrepreneurs, I'll be blunt with you. I know we've ALL seen gay people, maybe in the streets, maybe at the park. You might even see one in your home now, so lets be honest with ourselves. Sock is DEFINITELY gay, bisexual at LEAST.

The OTHER one on the other hand.. its a little bit harder to say.. I'll probably find something though..

Lets make one thing clear, when I say Yaoi in this review. I don't mean ANYTHING inappropriate. Its just my special way of saying gay people.. I'm kinda magical in that sense.

Lets just get the first one done and over with a simple section I like to call:

EVIDENCE 1: SOCK IN GENERAL

okay so FIRST of all the FIRST time we see sock, they call Jonathan "hot stuff" while being in a fridge. I'm not sure about you but that's love if I ever saw it.

After that they introduce you to Sock killing his parents. One key point after another. If Sock being gay wasn't important, then WHY was it shown BEFORE telling us Sock's (other) main trait. Checkmate liberals.

Sock would then get the report from Mephistopheles, and you COULD say its just because the camera zoomed in, but its literally the most light ever seen in Sock's eyes.

And then Sock went on to ruin Jonathan's day, making him look crazy, and Jonathan SOMEHOW got blamed for knocking down that desk, I swear I think the teachers just hate him. I'm not sure about you but I certainly cant KNOCK over a desk thats right next to me.

He was WRITING too.. would a guilty man of desk flipping WRITE?? NO!!

And not to mention that Sock made Jonathan look DUMB in front of the faceless brothers which was probably the closest time that Sock did their job right.

Sock absolutely ruined it today.. but can you blame them? They're new to the job, give them some SLACK.

But the upcoming days, Sock was so whimsical.

Yeah SURE. Sock is still telling Jonathan to kill himself, but they just don't want to get fired!!

Not to mention the fact that they stared at Jonathan while they were taking a piss, but there's nothing odd about that.

And also near the end, Mephistopheles calls sock out on liking the guy, and Sock stutters. You just have to take my word for it.

SOCK IN GENERAL 2 [PART 1]

If you saw Welcome to Hell 2 [Part 1], you already know what I'm gonna comment about. Sock went on to call Jonathan's mother, hot. They then went on to say "Must be where you got it from, huh? You definitely got her butt at least."

When Jonathan goes on a walk and Sock follows them and says after Jonathan says he doesn't wanna be friends with them. (We'll get back to that)

"Oh wow, come to think of it, You don't really have ANYONE do YOU? What's that feel like? Knowing you're gonna die alone." to which Jonathan snaps back with "I dunno Sock, you tell me."

Now at first, this looks like a scene of ANTI SOCKATHAN propaganda, but think with me here, yaoiers. How would Jonathan know that Sock died alone??

I understand if he just guessed, since sock DOES look like someone who would die alone, or he just said whatever comeback that came to his head but if not, Sock ALREADY told Jonathan about their past life.

If what I KNOW is true, Sock VENTED to Jonathan about their life before they died in LESS than a week, since Sock just now sees Jonathan's mother in the first part, and due to a comment made by the creator.

Sock REALLY trusts this guy, maybe Mephistopheles didn't want to hear them vent, but maybe its JUST because Sock wanted Jonathan to do the same. but they probably didn't.

And then near the end, Sock says to Jonathan when he snatched his employee manual

"Jonathan, if something happens to you-"

Actually, I think this is pretty weak evidence but I thought I'd include it, since a teacher would say the same thing if a kindergartener was up on a high shelf.

That segment was PRETTY lengthy, but I PROMISE you, the others will be shorter, I just.. didn't expect there to be so much for Sock...

EVIDENCE 2: SOCK SUCKS AT THEIR JOB.

Jonathan was DEAD ON when they told Sock that they suck at their job. And quite honestly.. I could've done it better.. I could've got Jonathan to kill himself (theoretically) on the FIRST day, and if you wouldn't use my strategy, I promise you that there's probably several other you could use for the teenager that you want them to kill themselves at home.

STEP 1: GRAB A WEAPON

Since Sock is seen to be able to flip over a desk and they're able to HOLD Jonathan's journal (Shock or not), I should THEORITCALLY be able to grab a weapon, now for this strategy, I suggest you pick a nonlethal option, only to have a lethal option around, for this example, I will be using a sledgehammer.

After swinging that at the noggin, Jonathan would drop unconscious, probably with brain damage (that don't matter though)

STEP 2: POSSESS THE TEENAGER

Now it MAY not be like this in w2h, but Mephistopheles was able to possess Jonathan when he was DEAD (Probably), so It should hopefully work when they're out of consciousness.

STEP 3: KILL YOURSELF.

Alright now I KNOW that sounds bad.. but it wouldn't be MY hands to kill him. Grab the nearby lethal and SHOOT. THAT. TEENAGER!! Your boss may not agree with the logistics of this, but you get the job done.

This simulation was to PROVE that Sock atleast CARES a bit about Jonathan to want to get to know him. and to not kill him on the spot. Now if It was the other way around.. I'm not exactly sure..

EVIDENCE 3: JONATHAN KINDA HATES SOCK

(he looks like hes standing up to a school bully)

At the beginning of Welcome to Hell, hes clearly annoyed and STILL is annoyed by some of Sock's actions by the end, but he atleast isn't mad enough to NOT act like he could put up with Sock. I think the closest thing to gayness from Jonathan was when he moved the backpack for Sock to sit down.

In Welcome to Hell 2, he IS PISSED at this guy, and honestly, if Sock kept on knocking down those desks, i CANT blame him..

Maybe Sock kinda ruined the vibe when they expressed their love for Jonathan's mother, its hard to say really..

Jonathan makes this very clear that he DOESN'T even wanna be Sock's friend, I mean HAVE YOU HEARD THE THEME SONG?

SUMMARY:

Sock wasn't able to win Jonathan's heart, making him tonight's biggest loser.

YAOI: 6.5/10

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REVIEW

Kuchizuke wa Uso no Aji

Description from the book: “Satoru is a CEO of a major company who has never been in love seriously before. Rushing to work one day he bumps into a stranger, then meets that stranger at a bar he went to with a friend. But is the bartender Makio as cute and sweet as he seems?” “Come play a relationship game with me"

Fluffy 2.5/5

Sexy 5/5

Mysterious 5/5

Disturbing 2/5

Power Seme 5/5

Power Bottom 5/5

Cute Uke 5/5

This is one of my favorite yaoi manga for several reasons. One is the indifference to people that Satoru has. I relate to him so much! Another reason is because of Makio. He is so sweet and cute and then bam! Whoa power bottom! He is also mysterious and knows how to get his man (Satoru, who normally cares about no one.) I only chose one picture for this review because the pictures give away too much. Makio is so sexy. The skillful manipulation, the mystery, the misgivings, and the relationship are all awesome. And the sex scenes are very good. Not too fluffy, not disturbing. Just right. I give this one a 10/10. The absolute best!

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please please please review Jax x koufmo digital circus

Alright People, Calm down.. I'll Jaxmo.

Now, I know what the Jax X Kaufmo diehard shippers will say. "Their shipname is clownbunny!!" They're not fusing, come on now. Jax would never be a clown, he's a jackrabbit. My gay husband, Baxter, told me to stop, but I keep telling the truth.

People may be skeptical as to the canoness of this ship, but believe me, it is canon. I'll tell you why, in the professional way that we do it here.

EVIDENCE 1: "Wuh- wait- uhh... WHY??"

(All video media is owned by Glitch Productions, we may review yaoi here, but we do it in respect.)

In the scene in the photo, a collection of dialogue like this plays out.

Jax just PULLED a key to kaufmo's room out of thin air, this was clearly one of the several times he's went in that room. The dialogue afterwards leads us to suspect that Jax has keys to everyone's room, yet there's NO proof of this being the case. Ragatha simply acted like Jax bothered them because their character is naturally nice. Trust me, I know from experience with Tony. Jax didn't want his street cred with Pomni to go down, as he wasn't sure if Pomni is homophobic or not (topic covered at a later date).

Jax had already been in that room that week, several times for a fact. Kaufmo and Jax were making out. Gay making out.

Everything was perfect for these star-crossed lovers until their horrible lovers' quarrel. Jax must've said something that was too far (knowing that rabbidy fuck.) and broke Kaufmo's heart. He wanted nothing to do with this place anymore, as seen with his scribbles on the wall.

Kaufmo wanted to leave NOT because he was going crazy about being stuck there, he was going crazy about his gay lover, Jax's, fight with him, and thus, abstracted. Their love was never meant to be I'm afraid, just like my love with my ex, Tyrone Smith

EVIDENCE 2: ('Sigh.. Hes really gone..' The Gay Bunny Thought.)

Most people saw this scene and just went on with their day, thinking, "Wow, Jax CAN show sympathy for people!" Those people, are wrong. Jax LITERALLY pushed Kinger down a set of stairs last week and YOU PEOPLE think he CARES?? No.. he doesn't. Theres only one man he would've ever loved, and I think you, Glitch Productions, SMG4, and me, know who that is.

There is not much to say for this scene, its pretty cut and dry. I'm surprised that nobody else believes in this.

You may not have been convinced so far, but I have DECISIVE evidence in the matter, which I will show to you all right now.

EVIDENCE 3: The Leak.

I'm sure we've all seen it by now, but I AM THE ONE who showed it to the world. We lost 3 men getting this, when you see this piece, please remember to mourn the fallen and respect the relatives of those who have fought to bring this to us.

What more can I say? I'd just be repeating things I've already said. Pomni's homophobia will be confirmed in this upcoming Amazing Digital Circus.

We do not know which episode, but it will most likely be in the episode about Jax.

SUMMARY:

Jax lives for the chaos, and the most chaotic thing a man can do is love another man.

Yaoi: 7/10

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house and that cop guy toxic old man yaoi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

"House romantically involved with a man? You'd be surprised how common it is."

Gregory House... You've gone too far this time. Medical Malpractice is one thing, but having SECRET romantic feelings for a man? I'd expect it from Wilson down the hall but, I'm just surprised. Some may be surprised by this, but that alleged cop guy from those select episodes in season 3, he has a name. His names Tritter, and he loves House MD. Not the show, but the man. I will be proving this to you in the most professional way possible, as we do at Yaoi Review.

I believe an important piece to talk about in House MD is

EVIDENCE 1: House really likes sharing things.

context for this piece: Chase was talking about how he hated fat people and it really made House upset so he snapped at him with facts and logic.

House has said on several occasions very open things, such as his likeness for men. His likeness for men clearly originated from a woman ok-ing the surgery to his leg. Him trying to get his wife back was always just a ploy to make all men around him jealous.

You, the reader may be wondering, "Okay, House likes men, BIG woop, hes clearly keeping those thoughts for Wilson." Look.. Wilson isn't the matter at hand here, last I CHECKED Wilson is not a "cop guy". You could keep those ideas in your OWN little mind, this aint about him

Even most men that JOKE about being gay would've backed down by now..

Those eight seasons were not anything straight I'll tell you that much.

EVIDENCE 2: I mean come on look at him

The interactions that Tritter and this man have had is the gayest thing I've seen on house md, except from that one thing they did with "house's head, wilson's heart" titling scheme but thats okay we don't have to talk about that.

The leading action that kicks off this whole spiel is House sticking a thermometer up Tritters ass, and surprisingly, this is the straightest action this whole entire arc.

Afterwards, Tritter pulls House over but UNLESS he knew that House was driving a bike, he shouldn't know that it was him. Yeah yeah he was SPEEDING but the words that Tritter started saying when he walked up seemed too practiced to be the case. From this interaction its CLEAR that

EVIDENCE 3: Tritter ALWAYS has House on his mind.

You know that moment when you go home and tell your mother that a kid of the opposite gender keeps on bullying you but they say its because they have a crush on you and don't know how to show it? Yeah.. well now imagine you're Gregory House talking to your boss Cuddy about the detective that keeps on tracking your every movement.

I'm not one to think about how gay characters are on first viewing unless I knew that people shipped them.. but during the ENTIRE process of this arc, I remember becoming infuriated by how OBSESSED this guy was with House. My gay husband, Baxter, once stated, "This Tritter guy really wanted to ask House out huh..." and in the moment, I didn't have the strength to agree with him but.. my vision has been cleared.. Its so obvious now.. Tritters just nervous..

Remember readers.. the next time you have to watch the Tritter arc.. don't be annoyed.. but be happy that it happened..

SUMMARY:

The one case Detective Tritter couldn't solve was the key to House's heart.

Yaoi: 5/10

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sans undertale and asgore. were they yaoi.

yeah no thanks

GREEN EGGS AND HAM YAOI REVIEW

(That was a test, most tumblr users would've given up after that long image. Glad to know I'm dealing with a professional)

When I was a wee lad in preschool, this was my first exposure to yaoi. I told my nearest and dearest teacher about how gay they were. My teacher then whipped around to look at me and they said "How HEINOUS!" and then I was forced to write on the chalk board, "I won't call Green Eggs and Ham gay." like 50 times, bart simpson style

Well, where's Ms. Cyrus now? Shes DEAD and I'm succeeding. Its crazy how life works....

Anyhow.. lets get to the yaoi.

disclaimer. This review will NOT cover the show, but I'm pretty damn sure it just gives me more evidence.

EVIDENCE 1: Sam-I-Am's actions throughout the story

First of all, he drove past Guy-Am-I's (thats the other guys name.) chair, holding a SIGN OF HIS NAME. I dunno about you, but thats basically if I drove around giving out my number. Sam is CLEARLY desperate, and after he heard that Guy doesn't like him, he's got to find a way to make amends, and so he brought his favorite meal to share with him. Green Eggs and Ham.

Guy-Am-I is absolutely NOT down with this whole thing (To the naked eye, we'll get back to that.) and he tries to walk away as Sam-I-Am KNEELS over backwards trying to please this man. You may call it harassment, I call it true love.

I mean COME ON even I WOULD'VE folded at the box with the fox

The fox looks so polite too, you really gotta give him props.

Now so far this may make you skeptical. "Wait.. why aren't they kissing?? excuse me??" I would understand, I was once in your own position, my dear reader, but you must ALSO think about how

EVIDENCE 2: GUY-AM-I PLAYS HARD TO GET.

Guy just KEEPS on walking away from him. "Of course, its because hes annoyed." NO. Its because he's testing Sam for what he's gonna bring to this relationship. Guy has been hurt before, he doesn't want to have to go through that again, and so he makes sure that Sam isn't messing with him.

If he was TRULY bothered, he would've called the police, am I right? The police clearly do exist also, as there is no gun violence in Green Eggs and Ham.

After all the offers that Sam gives, he finally caves. Sam passed the test. Lesser men would have given up, but Sam is not less, he's more.

After one bite of the Green Eggs and Ham..

EVIDENCE 3: Guy-Am-I Fall for the Man.

Guy absolutely switches up on Sam and now he acts like they're old college roommates.

Now, if you're in a relationship with a romantic partner, be honest with me. Have they ever smiled like that? If not, I'm sorry to say, you haven't done enough.

They're clearly gained a sense of respect for each other after this journey, and I'm confident to say that this is not a relationship that will ever be broken by the fabrics of time.

SUMMARY:

If your man makes you Green Eggs and Ham in the morning, that's not your man. That's Guy-Am-I's man.

Yaoi: 10/10

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REVIEW

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

Fluffy 5/5

Sexy 5/5

Mysterious 1/5

Disturbing 0/5

Power Seme 5/5

Power Bottom 2/5

Cute Uke 5/5

It’s been a while since I read this one, so I am low on the details and side stories, but this is my favorite yaoi manga of all time. The uke is adorable and tsundere, but also desirable overall, the seme is a dream guy, sex scenes are very sexy, the main relationship is very very good. 

One thing I really like about the manga is that the seme (Takano) is trying to get the uke (Onodera Ritsu) to confess, and he of course, refuses. There is a countdown at the end of each chapter that lists how many days until Ritsu confesses. 

This manga is written by  Shungiku Nakamura, the creator of Junjou Romantica; Pure Romance. I actually prefer this series. Don’t miss it!

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I was just told about an OVA

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi Movie: Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai You get to see yokozawa get over Takano in this movie and his new found love that he of course is reluctant to all the way till the end.

I will have to watch this!

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REVIEW: Kokoro kanda neko (A man’s heart)

Fluffy 5/5

Sexy 4/5

Mysterious 1/5

Disturbing .5/5

Power Seme 4/5

Sexy Seme 5/5

Power Bottom .5/5

Cute Uke 3/5

In this manga there is a 15 year age gap between college student Jun and his crush, office worker Saki-san. What I like about the manga is how much the seme fan-boys over his lover. And I just like to look at him. I mean- LOOK AT HIM! DAMN SON. The uke on the other hand I don’t usually find very attractive unless he is in his work clothes. They give him a dazed look that I think is rather silly. But overall, I love fluffy and this manga delivers. I read all of the chapters and plan to read the sequal.   

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REVIEW

Junjou Romantica: Pure Romance

Fluffy 5/5

Sexy 3.5/5

Mysterious 1/5

Disturbing 1/5

Power Seme 5/5

Power Bottom 3.5/5

Cute Uke 5/5

Junjou Romantica is probably the most well known Yaoi anime and manga. There are several yaoi tropes in the series, such as unrequited love, non-con, a large age difference, a straight guy, etc. But there are some things that can surprise you.

Overall I really love this series. The reason that the main couple Misaki and Usami fall in love is not what is expected and is very endearing. The next couple, Junjou Egoist, has a younger seme, which I find a refreshing change. Then we have my favorite couple, Shinobu and Miyagi of Junjou Terrorist. Shinobu is a college student who shows up to proclaim his love to the 35 year old college professor, Miyagi. Miyagi is ‘straight’ and not interested, and therefore a reluctant seme. I love the different dynamic between these two as compared to the typical yaoi couple. Unlike many yaoi manga that follow the typical tropes, this one is definitely not a waste of time and I can enjoy reading it again and again.

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REVIEW

Caste Heaven

Fluffy 2/5

Sexy 3/5

Mysterious 5/5

Disturbing 4.5/5

Power Seme 3/5

Power Bottom 2/5

Cute Uke 2/5

In Caste Heaven the school is ruled by a cruel and arbitrary ranking system. Azusa was the King for a long time and Karino was his right hand man, but one day everything is reordered and he falls to the very bottom, with Karino as King. Karino uses this opportunity to make Azusa his. This pairing is abusive and disturbing, but also very entertaining as Karino is a mysterious person and Azusa is determined to surpass Karino once again.

The one who was previously on the bottom, or known as a target, Kusakabe Atsumu, becomes the Prince due to the previous Prince, Kuze, choosing it that way. Their relationship starts out fluffy and gave me high hopes but it has taken a turn for the worst and I don't know if my heart can take it.

Overall, if you are like me, Caste Heaven is one that you might prefer to skip. I prefer the romantic side of Yaoi and this manga's focus is abuse. It disturbs me rather than giving me something to be happy about. I don't mind disturbing things and mystery but I like when romance finds a solution. The way it is written has caused me to give up all hope.

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Upcoming reviews

I plan to review

No Money, Junjou Romantica, Sekai-Ichi Hatsukoi, Blood Bank, and Caste Heaven soon!

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I started rereading Junjou Romantica again last night/this morning so I suppose that review is next! ^-^

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REVIEW: Yarichin Bitch Club Manga 

Fluffy 2/5

Sexy 4/5

Mysterious 4/5

Disturbing 4/5

Power Seme 3/5

Power Bottom 3/5

Cute Uke 2/5

I first got interested in this manga because my friends had muses from the story. Yuri and Akemi to be exact. Their pictures were hot, what can I say? (And the blonde, Akemi, is a seme, so I was intrigued.) When you start reading the manga it seems that the point of view is that of Takaashi Toono, who is new to the school. And as a reader, I was just as shocked and appalled as he was. Now as I review the manga I will try to keep any character development and plot out of the review so as not to spoil it for you should you choose to read it. This manga involves a lot of casual sex, forced sex, and even gang rape. These, of course, were the things about the club that shocked and appalled Toono. As a demisexual I don't particularly enjoy those aspects, but I know there are some people who do. Overall I feel like the smut just for the sake of smut is a bit over the top in this manga and a waste of time for me personally. At this point I do intend to finish reading because one of the characters has done a complete 180 in their personality, there is a love triangle, and another character is mysterious and intriguing, but I won't read it from the beginning even though it has been a while since I started it, and if I had to do it over again I would probably skip this one.

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