#Yandere Helluva Boss

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere Stolas headcanon

Stolas would be a really clingy, maybe a bit possessive but otherwise really mild Yandere.

He would just like to feel loved at least once in his life.

And when he met you he would be sure that you were the one.

Stolas would just... know that.

He couldn't really explain his feelings.

But Stolas would know that you would be the one.

He would like to spend a lot of time with you.

Learn what you like and what you don't like.

Giving you a lot of attention and just being with you.

Stolas doesn't have much experience in love.

Stolas could come a little over.

He would just like to be your people.

Could definitely send several messages a day to you.

He would quickly get worried if you didn't answer.

Stolas would know his position and he wouldn't want to use it against you.

But if you leave him no other choice, he would have to.

Although Stolas by no means wants your love to be forced.

Stolas would not be the type to dish out punishments.

He would love to talk to you.

But be careful...

Bird boy would secretly be a good manipulator

[no-celebration]

Niagara Falls

[yanderes-galore]

I’ll love to see the dark side of yandere especially when it comes to sharing . Would it be alright if I request yandere Stella and yandere Stolas sharing a darling please (female if possible if not gn is fine )

maybe darling is a bird demon like them or if you wanna go with tension imp darling .

Sure! I'll try to write for the two birds :)

Yandere! Stella + Stolas Sharing a Darling

Pairing: Romantic - Sharing

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Possessive behavior, Stalking, Isolation, Polygamy (?), Forced relationship.

These two sharing anything is hard to see.

Especially when it comes to romantic partners.

These two don't love each other, that much is obvious in their arranged marriage.

It's expected these two would have affairs.

That's what Stolas did with Blitzø, of course.

Although... Them falling for the same person?

They're already having drama due to the divorce...

Now there will be even more fighting.

It will be a bit before they can share.

It definitely seems like their bond will start as rivalry but begrudgingly becomes sharing over time.

I can see this in two ways.

You're also a Goetia who often meets with the two...

Or maybe you're an imp servant?

They would both act differently I feel.

Let's start with you as a Goetia, which I believe is what their demon type is called?

You often meet at parties or meetings for specific events or matters.

You're royalty like them and for the most part, get along.

Stella no doubt often claims she gets along better with you than she does with Stolas.

In fact, I don't doubt she'd ramble on and on in front of Stolas about how she likes you.

Which... irritates Stolas, but he can see your appeal....

You have very attractive feathers... and you seem much less... brutish than Stella...

I can see things originally just being a business relationship.

You're just here for discussion... nothing more.

Although, over time...

Imagine if they bring up you... spicing up their love life?

Even you know Stella and Stolas have a poor relationship.

However... Since they both adore you...

Surely you'll be able to keep them both under control?

This would be what makes you their third if you were also a Goetia.

Then there's if you're a servant... an imp.

This variation is more degrading, as both of them view you as a plaything.

If we look at early Stolas x Blitzø content, he would definitely call you an 'impish plaything'.

Stella is a similar way.

She's very arrogant and no doubt borders on sadistic when teasing you.

I imagine your role as 'servant' quickly changes meanings once the two decide they both like you.

You're more like a toy as an imp.

Stolas may even be harsher if this was after his thing with Blitzø.

Although, later on in the obsession, both may be softer with you.

Stolas truly does love you... you're almost like a nicer Blitzø...

Meanwhile, Stella can still be cruel, but wants you around.

Sometimes she may even keep you from Stolas just to hurt him.

Both versions of obsession still make your life horrible.

Yet at least being a Goetia you're less like a plaything/pet... and at least a lover.

Both birds are still possessive, however.

Stella is more possessive and sadistic... while Stolas is more possessive and protective.

Stolas is the romantic, often planning romantic dates regardless of your status.

Stella is the more degrading one, often telling you no one but her and Stolas will love you.

Even then, she wishes she doesn't have to share you with Stolas at times....

The two make you dependent on them in different ways.

Stella forces it by saying no one else will.

Stolas encourages you to stay with him and Stella, saying he'll give you everything if you stay.

The two are different yandere types...

Yet both of them have similar goals in the end.

Keeping you to themselves.

Goetia are powerful demons.

You just know they won't let you go without a fight.

If the two still share the same bed, you're in the middle.

If they're sitting down, you're between them.

The two even want Octavia to be used to you.

You mean a lot to them, in one way or another.

So naturally they want you to get along with Octavia.

As expected, she usually stays out of her parents' weird relationships.

But eventually... Perhaps even the young Goetia will accept you as family.

Even if your bond with them isn't healthy.

This pairing is toxic, they always want to keep you to themselves and isolated.

We've seen how Stolas looks when upset... and Stella even hired Striker to take down Stolas for cheating on her.

Do you really want to press your luck and try to escape?

Isn't it so much better to just accept your place with them?

The two can be rather dangerous when it comes to their obsession...

Maybe it's best if you stay beside them, stay on their good side...

You'd rather take their twisted love and pampering than the alternative.

[froggywritesstuff]

hell is no place for a human | yandere!stolas

ship/pairing: yandere!stolas x human!g/n!reader

request: anon: Can I request a yandere stolas with a human reader trying to escape?

warnings: kidnapping, unwanted touching (nonsexual), crying, handcuffs

fandom: Helluva Boss

word count: 1143

A/N: Stolas is canonically gay so fem reader's DNI. i do not in any way support yandere behaviour, please know that this writing is purely fictional, and should not ever be reenacted in real life

You had come up with the perfect plan. Just follow the plan and you'd finally be free of the sharp talons Stolas constantly had digging into your shoulder. Unfortunately, the plan required you to be away from Stolas. Which you'd found to be nearly impossible. The demon prince was incredibly clingy, and seemed to always need to be with you. It was no use getting help either, as Stolas had ordered every guard to immediately return you to him if you ever tried to escape. He treated the imps decently, so you doubted they'd jump at the opportunity to defy him. So maybe your plan wasn't so perfect after all. But after that realisation, you added some extra steps to the plan in order to get Stolas away from you.

You were sat in Stolas’s lap as he cuddled you on his couch, trying not to shake in anticipation.

He was talking about something you weren’t paying attention to, until you cleared your throat, “Stolas, I need to go to the bathroom.”

He paused his rant for a moment, quickly sitting up, picking you and changing your position so you were sat in his lap facing him.

”Is everything ok darling?” 

You fought the urge to roll your eyes. He would act like the world was ending if you had a stomach ache. “Yes, I’m fine, I just need the bathroom.”

He nodded, seemingly relieved you weren’t sick, and he called out to one of the imps standing guard, “Escort them.” He ordered, setting you off his lap and onto the floor. He cupped your face and placed a kiss on your cheek, an action you had to hide your disgusted expression over.

You were promptly escorted to the bathroom - something you weren’t happy about - and locked the door behind you, immediately searching through the drawers. Eventually, you found a sharp enough object you could use, gripping it tight in your hand before you opened the bathroom door.

The imp guard stared at you with an unreadable expression, seemingly unfazed by you holding a weapon to him. You took a step back, “Don’t say a word to Stolas. Please.” you breathed out, before sprinting off through the halls of Stolas’s palace.

You knew your words would have no effect on the imp, who was probably already off to inform Stolas about you running away. All you could do was run.

Your legs burned as you sped through the palace halls, anxiety plaguing your mind with every second you were out of the palace. You had no idea what you’d do once you were free. Hell definitely wasn’t safe for a human, Stolas never failed to let you know that day after day. You didn’t want to think about what might happen to you if you got out, but you also couldn’t bear to think of what would happen if Stolas caught you. He put up a sweet, loving front, but you knew he’d have to get angry at something as bad as this. You just didn’t know how angry…

While running, you heard a loud, demonic screech, followed by loud crashing noises. Your pace instantly sped up, fear fueling you. You were so close, the pounding footsteps behind you making you sprint even faster. You turned a corner, almost able to see the palace doors, when a large claw gripped your shoulder tightly, roughly throwing you to the ground. You craned your neck to look behind you, eyes widened in fear as you met Stolas’s multiple burning red eyes. Despite his bigger and darker appearance, you knew it was Stolas. Breathless, you coughed, trying to lift yourself up with shaky hands, only for you to fall back down. You shook in fear as you heard footsteps nearing you. A soft, firm hand touched your shoulder, a big contrast from the previous violent scene.

”My love, are you hurt?” You flinched at Stolas’s voice, unnerved by how calm his voice was. He held your hand gently, helping you sit up, and you saw Stolas back to normal.

You stayed silent, attempting to read his concerned face to find any anger that might let you know if you were in danger. If he was angry to the point he might hurt you, he was hiding it extremely well.

He sighed, effortlessly picking you up and beginning to carry you. He stayed silent for the entire walk back to your shared room, which had you extremely on edge.

You didn’t even know how scared you were until you realised you were physically shaking in his grip, before he placed you on the bed.

”Y/N,” it was silent for so long, that the sound made you flinch, “why did you try to leave?”

You were silent. Any truthful answer you gave would just upset him more, which was the last thing you wanted to do.

He sighed, gently but firmly grabbing your jaw and lifting your head so you were looking at him, “Answer me when I ask you something. Why did you try to leave?”

You couldn’t take it anymore, tears poured from your eyes and you shook under his cold gaze, “I-I’m sorry Stolas, I’m sorry, I-I-I-“

”Y/N,” his voice was so sweet, like honey, “look at me.” his hand moved from your jaw to cup your cheek, using his thumb to wipe your tears, “Breathe, just breathe.”

You found yourself doing as he said, taking deep breaths and eventually calming yourself down enough to have a conversation with Stolas.

”Y/N, I shouldn’t need to tell you why you can’t be running away and going outside, you hear it from me everyday.” He said, grabbing handcuffs from his desk drawer and walking back toward you, making you shrink back in fear.

”Stolas, I-“

”But apparently, I do. Perhaps I overestimated your species. Perhaps I overestimated you. If you can’t listen to a simple instruction, it’s clear you’re in need of proper guidance. My guidance.” He took your arms, one at a time and handcuffed them to the bed frame. “My dear, you’re simply far too precious to be left unsupervised.” You swallowed nervously. If he thought constantly clinging to you and showering you with affection was leaving you unsupervised, you couldn’t imagine what he thought was the opposite. “And it appears I’ll have to be taking extra measures to keep you safe.”

You shook with fear, making the handcuffs rattle against the bed frame, "No- Stolas, what are you-"

"My dear, until I believe you've learnt your lesson, you will not be leaving this room."

"What?! Stolas you-"

"Y/N if you ever want to leave this room within the span of a month, I suggest you stay quiet."

You swallowed your words, immediately shrinking back. You'd never seen Stolas angry at you, and it wasn't something you wanted to keep seeing.

[theyanderespecialist]

Palm Size (Headcanon/Scenario) Yandere Giant Satan X Female Reader (Helluva Boss)

For @eyeofthetiger501

[Hello, I am on a roll with Satan so here it is! It was one of the first Requests I got for a yandere Satan. So he is up! Let's Do this! 

(Disclaimer: Adult Fun Time Interest for Giants is Macrophilia just so you know the interest and such! The Adult Fun Time Interest in Tiny People is Microphilia (This is not to be sexual but it will be referred to in this and so you know what I mean!) 

Disclaimer: In this Satan is in his giant form, and Reader is at their normal night is about palm size. Probably as big as one of his smaller Fingers If not a little Bigger. 

Disclaimer: Satan is Not Yandere In Canon This Is Just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!) 

Please enjoy this chapter here, my muffins!] 

-Yandere Headcanons With Giant Satan X Tiny Female Darling Reader- 

.Satan in this is very much into you with you being his Tiny Darling. 

.He loves how you are literally as tall as his palm and can stand in his very hand. 

.He keeps you in a pocket in the front of his vest and loves to carry you around with him. 

.Or he keeps you in his hand. 

.You might be a tiny woman but you are the one who can tame the beast that he is! 

.Making him melt to you sweet little kisses to his cheeks. 

.You also sometimes sit on the top of his head. 

.He is very possessive of you and does not let anyone else get their hands on you, even if they are closer size to you. 

.He is legit the dragon-size yandere that would keep you as his treasure. 

.He has you draped in the finest of silk dresses and jewelry. 

.He would be the type to spoil you and take good care of you. 

.If you are doing something dangerous all he has to do is scoop you up and put you in pocket jail. 

.So that you have to stay put and he will not let you run free.

.He would be the type of yandere that with you his tiny lover being with him at all times. 

.He is not the type to share you with anyone else and is easily jealous when others try to get close to you. 

.He would have confessed to you, by bringing you to eye level. 

.If you accept his love he would gently kiss your head and stroke your hair with his thumb. 

.If you do not accept his love he will put you in pocket jail and take you home with him. 

.He is going to plan to keep you. 

.Since you are a tiny little woman he has a small home (which is normal size to you, but small to him.) in which you have a home of yours.  .He legit is a dragon that is keeping you safe and sound. 

.Other than that (Remember the movie Stuart Little) he has legit made most of his giant castle having normal-sized stuff in it as well. 

.If you are not getting around with his help you have a car to drive through the castle.  .Although he still shares his bed with you. You sleep with his hand covering you to make sure you are safe and sound. 

.He would put you up on one of his shelves and this would be shelf jail if he thinks you have been acting up.  .Or lock you in your house. 

.He just wants the best for you but is the type of yandere that likes to keep you in line and is slightly controlling in that way. 

-Scenario Time!- 

(Satan) (Satan's Palm Size Darling) 

(Satan's POV) 

I love this little woman, she was on the shorter side, for a demon. I did not mind that as she was roughly as tall as my palm. She worked for me in the courts. So I was able to see her every day as she was my sweet little assistant and I love her more than anything. I walk out of my office and see her working hard on things.  "Morning, Satan, Sir," she says with a smile. "Your lunch appointment was canceled." 

"You will have lunch with me then," I state and she looks at me confused.  "Ok." She knew I would not take no for an answer and soon lunch rolled around. I picked her up by the back of her shirt and then carried her in my palm into my office. 

The food for me and her was placed. I had a very large portion and she had a similar meal at a normal size. Which is tiny to me. 

I sit her down and she looks up at me as we both cut into our steaks. "Why did you have to have lunch with me?" She asks me. 

"Because you are mine," I state simply and pick her up. "I love you, and you will accept my love."  Her face goes a bright pink and she eagerly nods her head. "Yes, sir!" She says and I laugh.  "You do not have to call me sir anymore. You may call me Satan." I tell her and she nods and smiles. I leaned down and kissed her head gently and she kissed my cheek before walking to my thumb and hugging it.  She is so little but man I love her and she is now mine, this went better than I thought it would. I am glad she was not seeing anyone else because I would have had to kill them. Which I would not have minded... But she would have been hurt by it, I would not want her hurt because of it. I love her so much! I would kill anyone who tries to take her from me. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

[helluvaboss666999]

Yandere Platonic Ozzie and Fizz and adopted daughter reader

Platonic yandere Ozzie and fizz x adopted reader headcannons

Ozzie is a loving yandere

Fizz is a panicked yandere

~When Ozzie brought up the idea of adoption fizz wasn't sure,I mean would they be good parents? He could barely take care of himself,how was he supposed to take care of a tiny child?!

~He eventually agreed after seeing a picture of you,how could he not?

~You looked absolutely precious and he immediately knew you would make their family perfect

~Ozzie always makes sure you know you're loved,lots of hugs and bedtime stories and cooking your favorite food

~Fizz always checks underneath your bed for monsters,claiming he would scare all of them away

~One time a bird had gotten in your closet and he damn near hit the roof screaming

~If you ever get made fun of, Ozzie will personally "talk" with them

~Fizz is always worried he's messing up being a dad somehow or another, definitely needs a lot of reassurance from you and Ozzie

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Sorry this took so long! Still I hope you enjoy :) requests are open :)

[theautisticwriter]

Love Letters: Yandere! Helluva Boss characters X G/N Reader

Characters- Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli

Show- Helluva Boss

Genre- romantic, yandere

Summary- Mini love letters from your not so secret stalkers admirers!

Warnings- swearing, pet names, yandere themes, mentions of planned kidnapping, stalking, delusional characters, unwanted attention

Word count- 1.5K

Extra notes- I have a Hazbin Hotel version of this uploaded as well!

key: f/l = first letter of your name, y/n = your name, n/n = your nickname

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By this point you know who it is y/n, I’m the only person COOL enough to send u romantic as fuck letters like the old people do

Sorry for eating the food u made last night, when i was raiding ur fridge it looked so fucking good (and it was, who knew u could cook :P). i left u a pony as a replacement, u can’t eat it but it’ll make u think of me ;) and that pony cost me a FUCK ton of money, collectors addition and shit. i know, bad fucking ass right??

the stupid shitty loud alarm u installed didn’t work when i came in, ud be much safer with me and loony. that’s the plan anyways babe, u have NO idea the fucking creeps that live down here, they’re all fucking animals and ur…not, a fucking asshole i guess.

i drew you smth (it’s the thing stuck on the back of the envelope with the glitter glu)

^glue

it’s me and u holding hands, like other couples do. we’re better than those corny fuckers tho, hence the crowns on our heads.

ignoring my texts, BLOCKING ME (still upset about this BY THE WAY) and then ignoring my very nice letters is kinda a dick move f/l, but it’s whatevs. everything is almost ready for ur move in. i cleaned up n everything :D

from the only bitch worth ur time,

blitzø

<3 (ignore that, moxxie threw a gun at me and my hand slipped, might fire him)

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Hiya sweet cheeks!!!

It’s Mills here, just checking in! Via letter! Ain’t that just the fanciest little thing? Mox said it’s the best way to show thought and care to someone, so here’s all my thoughts and care, just for you!

How’ve you been? Good I hope, I’ve been just peachy thanks for asking! My Ma and Pa are super excited to meet ya one day, they’ve even started planning the wedding! Now I told them to slow their horses down, and not the overwhelm ya, we’ll get to that don’t you worry darlin.

Im just so excited to write this letter for you! Ain’t it so romantic?? I’m practically squealing in delight at the thought of you opening this and swoonin’, that’s what you’re doing, right?

Now i’m writing this on my break, and my boss really needs me back in the game! I got employ of the month! Most amount of kills, with the best and bloodiest results baby!

Until next time sweetheart,

Your Mills! ♡

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Hi y/n,

It’s Moxxie here, I was a little nervous to send this letter to you, but I always try to follow my heart, and my heart was telling me to communicate with you in the most romantic way I know how due to our current circumstances of being so far away. It’s hard, for the both of us i’m sure, but we’ll be okay y/n.

As much as I don’t get along with my father, he has been helpful with my preparations for your arrival. It’s a big deal, moving in together. I’m sure your anxious, I am too, but in the best way possible. Love is pure, and can make somebody feel whole, it’s a wonderful feeling. I never want that to be taken away from me, and you are the source of all my love. That’s why we need to be together, being only half a demon isn’t good for the soul.

We can do lots of fun things together as well, like go to the opera, or to musicals, or I can show you my shooting skills. My boss says that I have a pretty good shot, which is the biggest compliment he’s ever given me. And we can do things you like too, marriage is equal of course. Obviously, this will all happen later done the line, you’ll need time to adjust, and I understand that. I understand you.

I’m running out of room on my page, but I will write to you again tomorrow. Please respond? Just once, y/n? It’d be nice, to hold something from you since I can’t hold you yet.

All my love,

Your Moxxie <3

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Uh, hi?

Wait, you don’t put ‘uh’ in letters do you? Or put wait whilst you think, fuck shit fuck

Sorry, I’m new to this. Normally I just send a text to people but, your phone is off at the moment I think? Or you lost it? Or you blocked me?

Either way, I’ll send you these stupid letter things until it’s back on. So, uh, what are you up to? Blitz has been up my ass about meeting you, heads up, when I come get you and bring you to our room he’s gonna go all psycho dad mode and integrate you, but he’ll back off after a while. He’s a dick sure, but he does want me to be happy. And your, likeable or whatever, so i’m sure you’ll get along.

Once you get comfortable at home with me, Blitz said you could work with me at I.M.P. You’ll be like the co-secretary or something. You won’t be put in danger, I won’t let that happen, you’ll just get to sit with me. We can watch things together, if you wanted.

I guess i’ll see you soon, how do you end these?

See you,

Love from,

Regards?

Bye y/n,

Loona.

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My dearest y/n,

I hope this letter finds you well. I yearn for your presence here, besides me. It’s quite lonely without you, I will admit my dear. It would be oh so wonderful if you could write back. I understand you may be preoccupied with your current activities, but I can’t help myself from desiring a response. I know, it’s selfish of me to expect you to reply to my letters when you’ll be here with me shortly, but I can’t keep my thoughts at bay at the moment.

Your face is a constant in my mind, night and day, asleep and awake, your voice in my mind calms me when I need it most, your smile brightens the bleariest of moments and so on. You can imagine the difficulties I’m facing with no response from you, but that’s alright. If you can’t write back to me dear, I won’t pressure you. Your time is precious, and we will have all the time in hell quite soon. Isn’t that exciting?

I can give you the life you deserve n/n, any luxuries or mundanities you wish for will be handed to you on a silver platter. Or a golden one, if that’s more to your liking? We can properly discuss the specifics once we are together. How thrilling, the though of you and I together at last.

We truly are written in the stars!

Yours until the end of the sky and then some,

Stolas.

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Hey there baby,

It’s been a while, huh? I’m sorry if you feel neglected babe, it’s so hard keeping in contact with you when you’re so far away hun. Wouldn’t it be so much better if you were here with me? Sure I’ve got a lot of meetings, being a sin and all, but I’d be at your beck and call n/n, you could even be my new excuse to leave those awful “business” discussions. They barely talk business with me, it’s just complete bullshit babe.

I know the lust ring can be intimidating, we have quite the reputation, but I assure you, love is not a foreign concept to me. Romance is one of my most favourite things! Though that’s a secret, let’s keep that between us, yeah? That side of me is reserved for you n/n.

It’s so boring over here without you, I feel like i’m just lounging around and last time I checked, I was the lust sin, not the sloth sin. We’d have so much fun together babe! Can’t you picture it? Even if you can’t yet, I can wait. Having you near me will be enough, you are enough just as you are.

Sincerely yours,

Asmodeus (Ozzie) xoxo

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Heya cutie!

Letters are a lot harder to write than I thought they’d be y’know? I’ve rewritten this like 16 times already, sheesh. It just feels so awkward, I can’t see your reaction to my words which means I can’t fix any mistakes I’ve made :(. I’m sure I haven’t made any though! Right? This letters going really well so far and is definitely wooing you, right, y/n?

Hah, I’m asking questions as if you can reply right away. Silly old me, I don’t know what i’m worrying about! We’re meant to be together. I know it’s super sappy, but we’re like soulmates. Soulmates are bound to be together! That’s why I’m bringing you home soon, I can’t wait! I’ve got sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many awesome tricks to show you!

And, the best news, I quit my job!! ༘⋆-ˋˏ ༘⋆-ˋˏ This means, we will have a LOT more time with each other, and you don’t have to worry about Mammon being possessive over me, because fuck him! I’m my own clown! Or, well, your clown.

I can’t wait to see you! This is going to be great for us, I pinky promise :P

Love from,

Fizzarolli !!!! ༘⋆!!,-!ˋˏ!!!

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[temmtamm]

Okay, normally I do Gravity Falls and I stopped watching Helluva a loong time ago but lowkey I love this little freak—

If you ask me, she seems super Yandere-coded. Like, she was definitely one of those girls that would watch or play Yandere Sim and then recreate the actions she saw in the game because it was a special interest for her.

She doesn’t get much attention often, so if she gets an inch, she’s gonna take a mile.

Like, imagine you two are roommates or whatever —Even if you’re the same age as her, she’s going to call you cringey stuff like “Senpai”, even if it makes you uncomfortable and you tell her to stop.

The only way you can really escape her is if you go out and hang out with your friends more, since she is chronically online.

But, that also makes her even MORE clingy when you get back home. She likes making you sweets like how she sees girls do in anime, fangirls and squeals over you, writes some…embarrassing fanfiction over you and her.

Not to mention if you give her any of your social media, she’s definitely going to try to roleplay with you, even if you don’t want it.

She is super pushy and clingy, it is very hard for her to take ‘No’ for an answer as she just assumes your playing hard to get or you two are having an enemies to lovers moments.

Anyways, yeah, I have major brainrot of her and Gravity Falls, so feel free to send asks, especially Gravity Falls.

[trancylovecraft]

Since you do VERY dark subjects and such, do expect me to request for Mammon often LMAO

Okay so--

General HC's for Mammon with reader who is his GF?

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• Oooh! Intresting!

• I headcannon Mammon as a possessive, Manipulative and controlling kinda yandere. Mostly coming from his position as the King of greed.

• Especially once you’ve gotten in a relationship with him these traits are tenfold.

• Mammon views you as his possession, And a valuable one at that. You are his, He likes showing you off too as he brings you around his workplace and flaunting you like jewellery

• If anyone dares to touch what is his, Mammon would not hesitate to absolutely crush them. It doesn’t matter if its a creepy fan or a close family member. He doesn’t care, They’re getting obliterated.

• Mammon doesn’t show his care for you, Deeming it as unprofitable. But he does care even though he insults and berates you often, Even when it gets physical, He does love you.. He does! Don’t you realise this is all because he loves you..?

• He manipulates you into staying with him by promising you mountains of luxury. Whatever pleasures and desires you may want will be served on a silver spoon, Especially after a physical argument (Though you don’t know that its solely so you don’t leave)

• No one really knows how you two got together, One day you just showed up sitting next to him while watching one of his shows.

• You could’ve started out as a performer trying to get to the face of his brand, And Mammon, Somehow grew a liking for you more than just your monetary value.

• You could also have been a PR stunt, Him paying you to be his partner. Mammon, The King of Greed getting in a relationship? Preposterous! It would only drive more people to his shows just to see if they were true, Making more money.  

• But he doesn’t know what attracted him to you. Maybe it was your cunning nature, Your lust for more and more. Or maybe it could’ve been your genuine creativity, A want to make out of passion and not pennies.

• Either way, You’re both in a relationship now, Hooray!

• Though the quality of your bond really depends on how you react to his rather unsavoury tendencies.

• If you’re fine with it/have Stockholm syndrome then its gonna be a much easier time with him.

• You’ll be taken out with him more, Mammon likes boasting about you and how much of prize you were to have as a girlfriend. He’ll tone down his insults to banter and the amount of gifts you get will be increased tenfold.

• Mammon enjoys taking you out on expensive dates, Restaurants in the lust ring with a bottle of their most fine wine being opened in your favour. It’s only on these dates you can really see Mammon have something of a soft side, Giving disguised compliments and maybe even a genuine smile or two.

• You’ll be much more free, Being able to roam around his place of living freely, Ability to go out shopping without him (But, With a good few bodyguards, That is) And the right to go do what you want.

• Though Mammon does dictate what you wear and will order you to come to certain events, You don’t mind as you believe you’re just spending time with the Christmas tree you call your boyfriend.

• Physical touch is also a big thing for him, Also being a display of ownership. An arm around you, You on his lap or simple goodbye kisses are all too common for the both of you.

• Its sweeter, Even though the glasses you buy are rose-tinted, You enjoy the nicer moments.

• However if you’re considered unruly, Actively don’t reciprocate his obsession and god forbid try to escape..

• You’ll be tossed into a cage, One of the carnival trailer ones where they keep animals. That's where you stay, Not his expensive condo. You won’t be spoiled with rich foods and pleasures beyond your imagination, Only being served with what the show dogs are being fed with.

• If you want to act like a bitch, You’ll be treated like one. That’s what Mammon thinks. He’s pissed that you don’t appreciate him for everything he’s given you! All the money he’s spent! You’re his girlfriend, Why the hell are you acting like this.

• You won’t be taken out, Not until you learn how to behave. Mammon still visits you daily, No sweetness in his voice as he insults you and breaks you down with your biggest insecurities. He wants to break you, Just so he can build you back up into the perfect partner, Both for his reputation and his own selfish desires.

• If this process takes too long then Mammon will get angry and ramp up his abuse, Resorting to beatings or even torture just to get your mind into a mouldable state.

• Mammon is a horrible yandere to have, If you couldn’t tell.

• Sometimes when he’s in a better mood, He might toss you his leftovers or actually give you a blanket to sleep with instead of the horse hay you were using. Though he really does care, This is more of a manipulative tactic to get you to act better in order to get more stuff.

• If you ever do give up and give into him, Mammon would be stoked. He’d treat you as if nothing ever happened while you just had the worst experience of your entire life.

• You’d be absolutely traumatised, Even though Mammon does feel only the tiniest bit guilty, He ignores it in favour of just forgetting that it ever happened.

• The only way I ever see you escaping him is if you have connections with any other of the kings, Especially the more powerful ones like Beelzebub. If they care enough or you have a certain relationship (Platonic or otherwise) they could probably bail you out, Secretly of course, You’re going into hell’s witness protection after this.

• Mammon would be pissed, Yelling and destroying everything around him as he demands his employees to find you. Basically having the biggest tantrum of his life.

• When he finds you with the money he bribed people with, It really depends if you do have a connection to one of the kings because if so that would stop him from taking you back. Leaving him to absolutely explode over what happened, Just fuming and scheming a way to get you back.

• If you don’t have a connection to one of the kings, Then he’ll drag you back to the greed ring screaming. He won’t hesitate to yell obscenities and break your legs, Throw you into the trailer cage and start the torture all over.

• But hey! What can you expect?

• This is the king of greed, Of course he’ll never let you go.

• Not for a very, VERY long time.

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[akireet]

Yandere Asmodeus and Fizzarolli

With a Nifty Darling

Ps. I take requests ;)

● You three met at Asmodeus' club.

● You had no idea how you even ended up in the club but you did and when some fucker decided to hit on you? Well, they didn't come back in one piece.

● That's when Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saw you. You were stabbing some poor sap while manically laughing as blood flew everywhere.

● Fizzarolli couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing a small demon stabbing another demon that was six times their size while every other demon was avoiding the murder zone was hilarious to him.

● Some idiot thought it was a good idea to take advantage of this, however, and climbed on the stage, trying to harass Fizzarolli.

● Asmodeus, of course, saw this, but before he could even act himself, there you already were, stabbing the asshole with the same little knife.

"HAHAHAHAHHA STAB STAB STAB"

● They were in love.

● Fizzarolli and Asmodeus approached you, and you stopped your stabbing when a big blue hand picked you up.

"Hello darling, what brings you to my club?"

● Your neck cracked by how fast you turned your head as your one eye got bigger and your pupil got smaller.

● Don't tell anyone, but that scared the shit out of Fizzarolli and Asmodeus (and they loved it).

"GAHAHAH, you're a bad boy, aren't you?"

● You somehow got yourself out of Asmodeus' grip and began climbing all over him as you touched and poked anything your little hands could reach.

● This amused the both of them.

● And from then on, the three of you could always be seen together.

● Let's say this setting had happened BEFORE the start of the show. Their yandere tendencies aren't that noticeable as they definitely aren't in love with each other and you. But later on? OHOHOHOO.

● Moxxie was singing on the stage for Millie under Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and YOU interrupted them.

"Give me a thrust." Fizzarolli takes this as his que to make trumpet sounds as you climb all over Asmodeus.

"Show me some lust." Que Fizzarolli, continuing the trumpet sounds as you mischievously look down at the imps from Asmodeus' shoulder.

● Yeah, in the end, you tried to stab Moxxie but were stopped. Poor you :(

● On another note, you don't really like being at the club. Cleaning is one of your favourite "hobbies," and sometimes you get overloaded with the need to clean when you're at the club. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, of course, take notice of this and try to keep you at Asmodeus' Chambers. (Which can be quite hard as you are small, fast, and agile).

● After the Mammon incident, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli aren't as shy in showing their love as they were before. Fucking they don't do with you, sorry honey but you are tiny compared to them, but they love you all the same. What came as a surprise to them, though, was how inexperienced you actually were.

● Before, you were gigging about "bad boys" and all that, but when they declared their love for you, you just froze and stared at them with that big ol' eye.

● Hun? Are you okay? Why did you freeze like that?

● They look at each other with concerned glances, and in a minute, you just continue cleaning as if nothing happened, muttering about "roaches" and "winning."

● Ignoring that, Asmodeus' nicknames for you are "Darling, Sweetheart, Devil's Ivy..."

"Darling ____, please let's NOT harras the staff, okay sweetheart?"

● Fizzarolli likes to call you "Doll, their highness (as you two like to play pretend sometimes), Cheshire..."

"___ be a doll and give me the powder, please?"

● Their yandere tendencies aren't that visible for others (or for you at least), but they are insanely overprotective. You can't leave the palace without THE BOTH of them.

● There was this one time though...

● You were at the club, sweeping around feverishly when you bumbed into some random sinner, and they spilt alcohol on the table.

● "Fuck you're making a mess!" The sinner yelled at you, only to freeze in horror as you begun to bawl your little eye out.

"I- I'M THE MESS?! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

● The sinner might just have peed their pants when Asmodeus and Fizzarolli ran over. They were panicking as this was the first time you've ever cried (at least in front of them), and you wouldn't stop bawling your little eye out.

● They tried to calm you down but nothing seemed to be working, not even the funny faces Fizzarolli made that usually managed to make you cackle manically. Thankfully, you calmed down as you begun to fiddle with the small balls on Fizzarolli's hat.

● By this point, the sinner had already run out, and the one's left in the club minded their own business to NOT inquire Asmodeus' wrath.

● Don't worry, little devil, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli took care of the piece of shit that made you cry <33

You are never the mess.

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I would like to remind everyone that Nifty IS NOT a child, though her body is small. She is canonically 22!! And is seen having sexual feelings towards other demons, so PLEASE do not come complaining in the comments!!!

Though criticism is appreciated ♡

[weebsinstash]

have you thought about.. mammon

I know Mammon is canon ace which doesn't really stop me but there's also a certain charm in imagining he's greedy for... purely your presence and company. Dude doesn't even want a blowie from you or nothing, you could just be settled beside him helping him devour a bucket of chicken wings and he's happy as a clam

The dude clearly indulges his each and every whim and doesn't feel the need to justify and rationalize his actions for fuck all nothing, not to mention he's a Cardinal Sin. Who the fuck would or could or want to actually stop him if he just started dragging you around, forcing you to spend time with him like some sort of, combination partner/pet?

I try to think of what would make Mammon more unique in comparison to some of our other crazy boys around here and, I feel like Mammon is kind of a hard spot because, his greed would want him to have total ownership and possession of you, but clamping down on your autonomy and happiness also deprives him of, seeing more of you and your character and all of the little things he likes, so I think he'd be this kind of, "nasty sweet spot" of being extremely possessive and jealous but also doesn't mind spoiling the Hell out of you, because, I mean, greed is his whole entire thing, so watching YOU get to be greedy is sort of like a double bonus for him! He gets to feel like a big strong man making his bae happy and providing for you while also like, idk, enjoying the act of watching you overindulge

Do you think Mammon would be into feeding and feederism, whether sexual or not? I feel like whereas Beelzebub wants people to indulge in gluttony safely, Mammon representative of greed would encourage you to eat and drink and smoke and do as much of whatever you're doing as you want, a real kind of "just keep eating until you throw up" kind of guy. Dude just hand feeding you little treats and getting off on how he's got you eating out of his hand and keeps pushing you to eat more and more until you're actually ready to puke, and THEN he wants to cuddle as you're lying there with an aching tummy that he's running his hands all over, and if you throw up, we'll, that just means you have room for more, right?

Mammon's the kind of guy to get you so fucking wasted you're stuck in bed all day the next day puking into a mixing bowl and he drags you to a couch to at least scromit your guts out next to him while he's watching trash TV. Giving you "personal space" does not quite fit into his whole system of being a living symbol of greed, know what I mean?

Goddddd considering his whole lowkey "grifting entertainer" shtick where he was formerly an actual guitarist, I can just picture him making you wear, like, his merch as pajamas and shit. You're going to bed in the oversized band t-shirt + lime green panty combo and you'll like it, AND, you're tripping if you don't think he wouldn't force you to share a bed with him like some sort of stuffed animal (I bet he snores like a goddamn bear, too 💀💀💀)

I bet his tastebuds amd his palette are legit fucking garbage too so honestly you don't even have to be very talented in the kitchen before he's insisting he wants to try something you've cooked, and from then on in, serving him food becomes a regular thing. It's just so... intimate and sensual for him, that he's got you actually cooking and feeding him (and then maybe he can shag ya later). He has to find a balance between working you versus spending time with you since, he doesn't get to spend as much time with you if you're over a hot stove, and he likes watching YOU eat and indulge and do all of that as well.

Can you even imagine it. Having to like. Spoonfeed waffles into his gaping maw, holding the fork for him while he's moaning and groaning and shit, maybe even having you in his lap as you feed him, and-- oh God I just really hate being sticky like on God I fucking hate being sticky and touching sticky things like viscerally and i just got the most like detailed mental image of him getting fucking syrup everywhere and then thinking it's hot and wanting to fuck like that and lick it all off of you and I swear to God I think I'd rather be waterboarded

Can you imagine Mammon wanting to make merch of you because he's so legitimately infatuated he can't conceive of a world where you wouldn't be immensely popular as some sort of celebrity and he just gets PERSONALLY OFFENDED if people don't like you or think you're cute or something. His company starts selling like, genuinely innocent innocuous little plushies of you and only so many sell and he's raging that people are just fucking stupid. Do you think Mammon would release product lines to the public to justify making shit of you for himself. Like. You discover a hidden room one day and it's filled with an ungodly amount of your merch and he tries to lie and say it's backstock that never sold and he's just hanging on to it. Like sir what do you mean you released that line of posters officially just so you could have my picture on your fucking wall--

Similar to concepts with Valentino I also think it's just, cute but also funny if you think of Mammon bending his own rules to be more possessive and greedy with the Reader as an extension of his property/lover. You just come into the office one day and there's Fizz, "holy shit im having such a rough fucking day. The new trend is "anatomical accuracy" and Mammon just made me sit through having someone take close ups of my taint to model it on the sex robots. So how is your day going, where's Mammon, I never really see you two separated" and there's just a drop of sweat falling down your forehead, "oh, um, Mammon is having some quiet time because he just spent the last several months developing this new plushie of me and he got this idea of giving it voicelines when you hug it and now he's really mad because he doesn't actually want anyone else to have a doll of me that says I love you so he's just, sitting in the warehouse like, sitting in a pile of them being mad he wasted so much money. But he told me I did a good job and it wasn't my fault and he gave me a new credit card to go to the arcade with"

You just have to awkwardly stand there as your clowny coworker gives a thousand yard stare into the distance like he just personally trekked through the jungles of 'Nam only to find out you got a short cut on a private jet. Consider yourself lucky, Fizz; at least you don't have to bathe with him when he doesn't want to stop snacking long enough to get himself clean and keeps dropping peach rings and suddenly you have a yeast infection from getting sugar water in your coochie-

[swagyalastorwife]

Yandere!Adam,Mammon and Asmodeus x cheater!reader💙💚💛

A/N:hiiiiiiii guyssss (^-^)/❤️I wrote this fanfiction because it was requested of me, however for Mammon I already wrote a similar fanfiction so I put the link { i found all the picture on pinterest } and sorry for the spelling mistakes ⚠️

⚠️warning ⚠️:violence, blood, corpse, kidnapping and sex

Mammon 💰

Yandere!Mammon punishing the reader

Adam💛

♡ My god, if one day he finds out you were cheating on him omg

♡ You'd been with Adam for several months now, he made your life hell. You couldn't talk to anyone if he wasn't with you. He spent his time watching you. You didn't love him, but he loved you, and he always said he had enough love for both of you.

♡ So one evening, you and Adam went to a meeting organized by Sera, and that's where you saw Michael.

♡ You fell in love with him in less than 4 seconds, and it didn't take long for Micheal to notice you, and that's how it all started.

♡ A few months later, you and Michael met up in secret when Adam was at work, and you told him everything about how Adam was forcing you to stay with him.

"What a monster, you can't stay with him."

"I know, but I have no choice... I can't run away."

"If we.."

"we?"

"Yes, I... I know it might drive you crazy, but I'd do anything to spend my life with you, so why don't we just go together?"

"Micheal, were ?"

"We could go to my brother's!"

"Which one?"

"Lucifer..."

"What, you want to go to hell?"

"We'll be happy there, we'll be together."

"Michael...I"

"Listen, I have to go, but think about it. If you want to come with me, come tonight at 11 p.m. in front of the gate. If you don't come, then I'll stay here waiting for you."

"Honey..."

♡ He placed a light kiss on your forehead and left. The hours passed and Adam came home.

"Hey, baby, I'm home."

"Oh, hello, Adam."

"Come on, you're not even giving a kiss to greet the man of your life."

♡ You didn't even bother to answer him and simply left to prepare dinner.

♡ You hadn't talked about the evening.

♡ You were thinking about what Michael told you and you had made your decision to leave with him.

♡ So that evening, when Adam fell asleep, you didn't waste any time and left the house, but as you were about to walk through the door, you..

♡ You felt hands grab your hips and violently pulled you into the house.

"Where do you think you're going, you big whore? Do you really think you can run away with that asshole Michael"

"No, Adam, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Shut your mouth, bitch."

♡ He hit you, his blow knocking you to the ground.

"I'm going to teach you how to be unfaithful to me."

♡ He spent his night hitting you and throwing you against the walls of the house.

♡ After 4 hours, he stopped and put you on the bed.

"You see, baby, I'm so nice to you that I'm going to let you have the honor of sleeping with me. ~~ And maybe we'll do more if you're good, but in the meantime, I don't want you to see that angel again, that's understood."

"Yes, Adam."

"That's good ~ now come here, it's time to sleep, my love."

Asmodeus 💙

♡ Cheating on the sin of luxury really isn't the best idea you've had.

♡ You and Asmodeus weren't officially together.

♡ You worked for him, and from time to time, he likes to give you gifts and have sex with you.

♡ Even though your relationship wasn't official, you still had rules to follow because in Asmodeus's eyes, your relationship was real.

♡ So the day he saw you flirting with one of his clients was the last straw that broke the camel's back.

♡You work as an accountant at Asmodeus's company, and one day during one of your business meetings, one of your clients approached you and started flirting with you.

♡ This annoyed Asmodeus, but he knew you were going to put this demon who dared to flirt with you in his place...

♡ Well, to his great surprise, you flirted with him back, and your boss didn't like your behavior, he even hated it.

♡ But he didn't act in front of everyone. He waited until the end of the meeting to go see you, but you left before everyone else, so he sent you a message saying:

《Y/n, honey, join me in my room. I need to talk to you.》

《Very well, I'm coming, sir.》

♡ When you arrived in his room, he welcomed you and insisted that you sit down.

"I saw that one of our clients liked you."

"Yes, I think so too, but I wasn't interested in him"

"You're lying, my dear. I saw you. I spent the entire meeting watching and listening to you, and that made me very angry, you know, you're mine and mine alone. No one has the right to steal you from me, so I had an idea."

♡ You were scared, yes, you were very scared. You couldn't even speak anymore, you were terrified."

♡ Asmodeus then called his two assistants, who brought a silver platter on top of which stood Find a bell that hides the contents.

"Come on, my love, open it."

♡ You lifted the bell for see the corpse of the customer you had flirted with 45 minutes ago.

♡ You were traumatized, scared, you couldn't even move.

♡ Then Asmodeus ordered his assistants to leave with the corpse and said

"This is what happens, my love, when you don't respect the love I have for you. I hope this will serve as a lesson to you now go back to your work "

I Hope you like iiit💙💛💚

[yanderes-galore]

Controversial request I know, but can I please ask for a Mammon concept from Helluva Boss? He's so bad I love him 🙏

I mean... yeah... yeah he's bad... so let me make him worse....

Yandere! Mammon Concept

Pairing: "Romantic"

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manager/Performer relationship, Toxic relationship, Controlling behavior, Possessive behavior, Violence, Manipulation, Isolation, Forced relationship.

Mammon has been confirmed to not care for the well being of others.

He's a Deadly Sin, the embodiment of Greed.

He only takes, he never gives.

Everything has to relate to him as he's egotistical and selfish.

Everything about him is deception, playing nice and friendly to appease an audience.

Even worse is that he's a perfectionist.

Which means his obsession is going to be subjected to that behavior.

He's threatening, demanding, entitled...

Toxic all around.

Which means, Mammon is only worse when obsessed with someone.

He wants no flaws in the slightest.

Imagine if you became his newest toy after Fizzarolli left.

Mammon genuinely seems like the type of demon to have a relationship with a performer.

He's controlling and enjoys that control.

It doesn't matter if you're upset or scared...

You need to hide those flaws of yours.

Oh he's disgusting with his obsession.

He's possessive and enjoys the fact you're smaller than him.

In fact, he makes it a goal to make you feel smaller than him.

You'd be his new prized performer.

In secret, he makes you two involved.

He's such a nasty boss, often preaching about you needing to be perfect while he himself isn't.

He's a hypocrite and doesn't care about it.

He expects you to cater to him and make him money.

You're forced to perform, singing and dancing for him while he coos and praises you.

You perform tricks like a dog for him.

Then, when the audience disappears, you're entertaining solely him.

You'd feel so alone during this whole situation.

A constant cycle of performances.

Everything feels so fake.

Mammon wants you to hide your distaste and negativity around him.

He wants you to be a cute little doll for him, being appealing for his amusement

You go along with it as you have nowhere else to go.

He takes advantage of that.

You put up with him because he's all you have.

Anything he gives you comes at a price.

New outfits are for performances... or his own needs.

He portrays you two close in public and on TV.

He keeps you close, singing praises you know is just to make the audience attached.

He acts like he owns you.

You doubt he genuinely feels love or adoration for you.

You're like a golden goose for him.

Someone to fill his greed.

Speaking of greed, the sin he represents, he's greedy with everything.

He's needy for affection, he craves your attention...

No one else can have that.

He refuses to share you with any other demon.

The only person you're allowed to truly love is him.

He merely shares you with the audience.

Even then, it's look don't touch.

If you find someone else as a partner, Mammon will find out.

He'll swiftly have them removed from your life, then punish you.

Are you a fool?

How dare you love anyone else.

You're meant to be his perfect darling.

He'd isolate you, threaten your job, even if that's considered mercy to you.

If you tried to leave your job of your own accord...

Mammon may just lock you up, forcing you to perform for him.

Do you really think he'd let you go?

He'd give you a damn leash if it meant you'd stay beside him.

He owns you.

You're his, plan and simple.

To him, you can't survive without him.

He controls you, puppeteers you.

When you submit, it's only then he coos at you.

He makes you addicted to his praise.

That way you have to stay.

You have to perform.

When you perform, you're surrounded by many.

Yet you'll always belong to Mammon...

Which makes you feel alone no matter how much fame you have or how many people surround you.

[froggywritesstuff]

rest | yandere!asmodeus

ship/pairing: Yandere!Asmodeus x g/n!reader

fandom: Helluva Boss

request: anon: yandere asmodeus

warnings: yandere, kidnapped reader, too many pet names (reader gets called darling, sweetie, honey, and baby), forced close proximity, unwanted touching (not sexual), unhealthy relationship, not proofread

word count: 710

A/N: i'm so very tired rn.  i do not in any way support yandere behaviour, please know that this writing is purely fictional, and should not ever be reenacted in real life

You glare at the door in front of you, debating running away and back to the comfort of your own bed. No, comfort wasn’t the right word. Your mattress felt unusually hard tonight, and the sheets felt like sandpaper grinding against your skin. Your blankets were too hot and you felt suffocated underneath them, but that wasn’t nearly as bad as the uncomfortable sensation you got from sleeping without any covers. After an eternity of contemplation, you will yourself to lift your hand to the door, your knuckle knocking against the wood. Regret immediately hits you as the sound rings through your ears, but you stay still. It’s been too long since you got a good night's sleep and you weren’t gonna let an overgrown chicken stop you from getting that. You’re not letting your guard down, and you’re not letting yourself forget about the monster he really is. The love he claims to shower you with is nothing but poison he decorates with food dye and glitter. And you won’t fall for it, no matter what.

”What’s the matter darling?” he opens the door and you reluctantly crane your neck upwards to meet his eyes.

”I can’t sleep.” you say simply, hands clinging onto your pyjama shirt.

You don’t miss the way his smile widens ever so slightly, before he asks, “Do you wanna sleep in my bed?” he pushes his door open further, allowing you to get a look at his bed. Your body has never felt as exhausted as it does when you see his bed. It’s just so big and fluffy, and the blankets are so soft, you feel like they’re calling to you, telling you to come sleep.

The thought of saying no and marching back to your own room crosses your mind more than once, but you genuinely don’t think you have the energy to do that right now. Nodding your head, you remind yourself of all the shit he’s put you through, you just really want a good sleep. You’re not falling in love with him like he’s so convinced you eventually will and you never will, you know that. 

“Is everything alright with your bed sweetie? Anything you need fixed?”

“I dunno I just couldn’t sleep.” you shrug, frustrated over how genuine his voice sounded.

He grabs your shoulders, leading you to the bed, "Well not to worry darling, you're always welcome to sleep in my bed."

You know that. Not a day went by when he wasn't reassuring you that there wasn't any pressure to sleep with him, and that he trusted you to grow comfortable with him in your own time. Though apparently not enough to not kidnap you. You keep reminding yourself of that whenever you catch yourself thinking about how nice he treats you. Or whenever you find yourself wanting to believe him when he tells you how much he loves you. 

The bed as you suspected is comfortable as fuck. The soft sheets and blankets gently hug your body, and you can feel yourself sinking into the mattress. It's almost enough to make you forget about your captor lying next to you. Almost.

"You comfortable honey?" his voice rings through your ear, making you aware of just how close he is.

Shuffling over to further the distance between you, you sigh, ”I hope you know I’m only doing this for your bed, this has nothing to do with you.”

”I know.” he answers nonchalantly, making your chest tighten with frustration.

You sit up, staring at him with the coldest glare you can muster, ”I just want it absolutely clear that I’m exhausted yet I took like, ten minutes standing in front of your door, contemplating sleeping in the same bed as you.”

”You’re adorable baby.” he says tiredly, laughing softly as if this were just some joke. His hand gently but firmly pushes you back down to the bed, done with the ease of moving a pillow. You go to make yourself more comfortable on the bed, but feel Ozzie's hand pull you against his much larger body.

Before you can even begin to struggle, you're trapped between him and his arm, as his mumbled voice softly speaks to you, "Get some rest darling. I love you."

[barefoot-joker]

Yandere!Crimson Headcanons

Hey, guys! Long time no see (or is it read?)! I know it’s been a while and I do apologize. I recently got into Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, so if you’re interested you can send requests in. Today I bring you Crimson headcanons, which I’ve never done before so this is going to be interesting. I’m sorry if he’s OOC as well. Anyways, here we go!

-There are several ways you could have met Crimson: a client, family of one of his members, perhaps even a target

-However, let’s go with the idea that your family is a financial backer for the mob

-Crimson was visiting your family’s estate to discuss the need for more money

-Your father and him were talking when a knock interrupted them

“Come in!”

Crimson turned to see the oak door open and in step the most beautiful creature he had seen. Jewels the mobster had seen couldn’t even compare. “Crimson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Y/n.”

The mob boss held out his hand and took yours, landing a kiss on the knuckles. “It’s a pleasure to meet ya, sweetheart.”

“Same to you, Mr. Crimson.”

-And with that your fate was sealed

-It had been a few weeks since Crimson and you met, the two of you going about your lives

-However, you had never left the mafia man’s mind

-With that, he gave your house a ring and asked you on a date

-Your father was apprehensive while your mother was elated

-You, on the other hand, weren’t too interested

-You already had a boyfriend, a man by the name of Zeke

-The two of you met at a local cafe and hit it off ever since

-You brought up your concerns, but your mother thought that having multiple suitors was no big deal

-Besides, you never say no to the mob

-So you said yes

-That night, Crimson was at your door with a bouquet of roses and the two of you entered his car

-He took you to dinner at a fancy restaurant where he regaled you with stories of his job

-You felt uncomfortable the whole time and would rather have been at home

-The date ended with him taking you back and saying he enjoyed his time

-You lied and said you did too

-You got out of the car and he left

-Several weeks had passed and you hung out with Zeke a lot

-You were happy to say the least

-If only you had noticed Crimson’s men tracking you down

“What do you mean she’s seeing someone? She belongs to me!”

“She’s been seeing this Zeke fella for a while now, Sir. Apparently, they are lovers.”

“Not on my watch they’re not! Where does this Zeke work? Looks like I have to have a chat about touching what’s mine.”

-Crimson had a little “chat” with Zeke a day later and made sure to leave reminders (some bruises here and there) to have him back away from you

-The mafia boss even allowed him to keep his eyes as he was feeling generous

-That night Zeke spilled about what had happened to you

-Needless to say you weren’t happy

-You called up Crimson and the two of you met in a nearby park

-You explained that you were in a relationship and that while Crimson seemed nice, he wasn’t your cup of tea

-Crimson disagreed

-Grabbing your wrists, he pulled you close and whispered how you were his and nothing would change that

-You tried to pull away but he grabbed your hair next

-He explained that you were his and that he’d seal the deal in a couple of days

-Terrified, you jolted away and ran

-Crimson having a huge smirk on his face

-Sure enough a few days passed, and Crimson invited your whole family to his estate

-You begged your parents not to go, but they implore you all did

-Next thing you know; you’re sitting at the dinner table with Crimson eyeing you up and down

“What do you want with us, Crimson?”

“Be patient, doll. Business comes after dinner in this family.”

-After everyone was done, you all met in the foyer, and everyone shared drinks

-You didn’t dare drink any of yours, to uncomfortable with the whole situation 

-Your attention became diverted when Crimson tapped his glass

“Now, I know it’s odd that I called you all here. However, I wanted Mr. L/n’s approval before I began.”

The imp knelt down in front of you on one knee and snapped his fingers. One of his lackeys plopped a box into his hands. Upon opening it, you gasped. A golden ring with a sparkling diamond on top sat within the red cushion of the small box. “With your permission Mr. L/n, I’d like to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.”

“I-”

“Daddy, please don’t! I love Zeke! You know that!”

“No need to worry about him anymore, sweet cheeks.”

“What do you mean?”

Snapping his fingers again, a plaque was brought over to your side, and you couldn’t hold back the scream. Nailed to the wood was Zeke’s horns, stating his dead status. “How could you?!”

“He was in the way of what I wanted, doll. And I always get what I want!”

-He snatched your hand to place the ring, but your father spoke his piece

-He wasn’t thrilled with Crimson’s approach and the three of you went to leave

-However, the sound of the safety being clicked off on a couple of guns made you all freeze

“You better rethink your options, old man.”

-Tears formed in your eyes as your father looked around before nodding defeated -Crimson tightly grabbed your hand and jammed the ring on your finger   

-He went in for a kiss and you wished you had never walked into the meeting that fateful day

[theyanderespecialist]

Motivation (Headcanons) Yandere Satan X Gender Neutral Autistic Reader (Helluva Boss)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with Yandere Satan X His Autistic Darling Reader, Gender Neutral that is! So let's do this! This one will be the headcanons and maybe a scenario! 

(Disclaimer: Satan is Not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters is fine just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon!) 

Please enjoy this chapter here!]  -Yandere Headcanons With Satan X Autistic Reader from Helluva Boss- 

.Satan is a unique case with you his autistic darling. 

.He is very protective of you and does not want anyone messing with you. 

.He would not let anyone mess with you either. 

.He also is the one managing your water intake, as well as working out, and food intake. 

.He does this to make sure that you are eating healthy and also getting enough water. 

.He would even use the life hack of using Tamagotchi to make you motivated to drink water. 

.Getting you a specific water bottle and any time your Tamagotchi needs to be taken care of you take a sip of water because he attached it to the bottle. 

.This way you take your water bottle with you and you also get water to be able to use it. 

.If a Tamagotchi did not work he would do something that worked for you, may it be a new game app where you have to drink a bit of water to unlock a reward. 

.Or giving you something cool each time you finish a water bottle of water. Yes, like a reward system. 

.With food he finds out your hyperfixation meals and such and finds a way to make a healthy and tasty meal with them.  .Also using a reward system for that that if you eat all your food he adds a point to a full cheat day. 

.He is the type of yandere that makes these goals and rewards for you so that you are motivated in a fun way to eat and he is fine with keeping food separate. 

.He would make fun activities for you and him to do in workouts. 

.Being almost a personal coach and making a workout plan that works for you. 

.He wants to be able to make sure that you feel good with working out and feel confident in yourself. 

.He would be the type of yandere that does not let anyone eye fuck you at the gym. 

.Only he is allowed to ooggle your body. 

.He is very protective of you and would not let anyone hurt you. 

.He will be the type to accommodate you and make things easy for you. 

.Very supportive and lets you blow off steam when you need to. 

.Also is there for you to take your anger out on, not like you could hurt him but if it does help you then he is happy to do it. 

.With rivals he is not letting any of them near you, over his dead body, which is impossible since he is a deadly sin. 

.If rivals did try and get close to you they would be executed on live television so all of hell can see his power. 

.He would be very upfront about his feelings with you. He knows that you sometimes not picking up on what he is feeling. 

.So he is blunt and upfront about his love confession. 

.If you accept his love you can expect to be treated like his tressurae. 

.If you turn him down you are kidnapped and kept as his treasure whether you like it or not. 

.He would also have you indulge in your special interests. 

.Having your horde the cool things that you liked, may it be something like dinosaurs, or cats, or rocks, or swords, or anything really. 

.He loves seeing you excited when he adds something for your horde and how you have rooms full of your special interest.  .He also loves listening to you talk about your special interest and hearing you gush over them helps calm him down. 

.He is that meme of "I will kill the next person I see" and then little you walks in and goes. "HI, I MISSED YOU!" And he melts. 

.He is a big softie with you and does his best to understand and get your Autism to help you the best. 

.Oh but he does have his moments that he does become frustrated with you. 

.Not because he annoyed, but because sometimes he does not understand what you want or need and that he tries his best to understand it, but sometimes that is not even enough. 

.All in all, he tries his best and is trying to be what you need and to help you work easier in life and still be healthy. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]