#YOUUUUU CAN HAVE

[heartorbit]

THE CUTESITS

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

thinking about how mulder loves to get scully a gift, usually terribly heartfelt, even if disguised as something flippant:

the superbowl vhs tape he brings her when she wakes up from her coma in one breath (and her deadpan "i knew there was a reason to live")

tickets for a football game to watch together in irresistible

bringing her flowers to the hospital in memento mori (he lies, saying he stole them from a guy with broken legs to make her laugh)

the birthday keychain in tempus fugit (and when she finds a meaning to it, he claims "i just thought it was a pretty cool keychain")

that is a man who is always thinking about her.

[aroeddiediaz]

There’s been a lot of posts lately about Buck Failing At Being A Dom, and they’re all really funny but it also hurts my heart as a sincere dom!Buck lover so I want to make a counterpoint.

Domming is something that Buck needs to take a while in a relationship to get completely comfortable with, for sure. Especially the parts that tend to feel more “selfish” to him. He needs to be sure that Eddie is fully completely happy with what Buck is doing to him.

But one thing Buck never shies away from is heaping loads and loads of pleasure on his partners. And so he and Eddie almost stumble into overstimulation. Because Buck tries to hide it but he is a greedy bastard at heart. So he makes Eddie come. And it feels amazing. So he keeps going.

And Eddie’s squirming, it’s too much, but the full force of Buck’s relentless enthusiasm is on him and so somehow, he gets achingly hard again. And he finds himself coming again, more intense and almost painfully good.

And Buck keeps going. Affectionate for sure, and once he remembers to check in he does ask if it’s too much, but by this point Eddie’s a squirming mess and all he knows is that Buck stops now he might just die, so he nods desperately. And Buck lovingly, relentlessly, makes him come one more time.

[rubberhosededede]

Hiiiii Robo-Ky Nation

(send me any animated sprites not on here I want them ALLLL)

[iamespecter]

Your human Kinger (Caesar) is awesome and I want to take him on a lovely dinner outing to Chuck E Cheese where I teach him how to game the skeeball machines before heading home and getting ready for bed at the early hour of 8:30 pm where I help him comb out the tangles in his hair knowing they'll be there the next day anyways, and also make out with him sloppy style or something at some point in all that. Your art style owns btw and I'm liking the fic the art is companion for so far, keep it up 🔥🔥

You're gonna have to excuse him, he's still not exactly feeling 100%

[anexistingexistence]

Gotta say, love Quinn to death, he's my favorite baby girl of all, but my gods he is just constantly getting his ass handed to him in canon isn't he? Like he was set up as so intimidating and scary and "oh he was turned by old blood and is already 70 he could kill you instantly you wouldn't stand a chance" but so far he has been defeated by solo werewolves twice, one of whom probably did not have any professional training whatsover, and he has been taken into custody by a group of investigators, of which only one person ended up dead.

He is a wet-wipe and all I want is an audio where he just commits atrocities and doesn't immediately get taken down so the "oh my gosh so scawy big old vampiwe oh nuuu" shit can actually be true and reasonable for once.

[mukuberry]

I've seen alot of ideas on what Kazui means by being "loved like a cat", from him being promiscuous to being violent to being submissive, so I thought I'd give my thoughts on it- specifically in comparison to how he has been 'loved' in the past. Kazui, since birth, has been raised more like a dog rather than an actual person. He's never been expected to have his own wants and needs outside of the norm, outside of what his father wants him to have. Dogs are expected to perform constantly, to obey the every command of their owner without hesitation, to be loving to the right people and aggressive to others, to never act out of line. If a dog can't do this, they're scolded and punished and retrained until they're perfect, and if a dog continues to be unruly, they're disowned and replaced. Doesn't this sound kind of familiar?

Luckily for dogs, they very much enjoy being trained to perfection and are usually very unhappy when they're not. Unluckily for Kazui, he is not one. Cats on the other hand? Good luck trying to train one to obey. It's not impossible, but it's extremely hard, it's just not in their nature. Cats are free to do almost whatever they want, they're not expected to listen or perform at all. There's basically no pressures on a cat, and they'll be loved no matter what they do for their owner in return. To be loved as a cat is to be loved without expectation, without fear of punishment, to be loved unconditionally.

[idon-twannabeperceived]

Me: *looks up x method/ tip for curly nd coily hair*

Results: 83 videos of women with the thinnest and straightest hair u've ever seen "here's why x method doesn't work and it RUINED MY HAIR😨🚫🚫"

Me: agarrame q la mato

[quillkiller]

Petunia literally abused Harry bro 💀 and pointing that out doesn’t mean we’re downplaying her grief or bc she’s a woman

yall are gonna freak out when you realise that abusers are also human

[lululeighsworld]

Lorah: Lilac Knight's Love

Artist: @littledashdraws

Wanted to share this commission by Dash, who so lovingly illustrated my vision for Gunter's first wife!! Although Lorah's lived in my head since 2017, this is the first time I've had her drawn. Because I'm so thrilled over this art, I put together a little introduction for her!! you can read more about her below~

Residence: Duet Mountains Occupation: Farmer •❀• Bedside Nurse •❀• Homemaker Birthday: July 11 Gender: Female Relatives: Gunter (Husband) Katerina (Daughter)* Personality: Shy •❀• Bubbly •❀• Optimistic Hobbies: Crafting •❀• Gardening •❀• Baking Age: 21 (when she first meets Gunter) •❀• 36 (at death)

A Nohrian commoner whose known the kingdom's southern mountain range and neighbouring valleys her entire life, Lorah was a recognizable resident of her town even though she kept to herself. Learning the basics of herbal remedies from a young age, she would split her time between tending to the fields and easing the woes of the sick. In adulthood, she would chance upon meeting a Nohrian Great Knight during her town's annual spring festival. The couple's engagement, after seven years of courting, had become one of the most highly anticipated moments amongst the townsfolk.

*NOT the Nohrian Queen. I named their kid before I realized what Xander's mom's name was and by that point I was already ATTACHED (tell me Caterpillar is not the cutest nickname). So now the reason they share a name is lore relevant (which is a part of this fic!).

divider by saradika

[yearninghabits]

Me holding out my love for my fellow selfshippers. I LOVE seeing everyone's pairings, whether it's romantic, platonic or familial!!!!!!!!!!!!

prosh.ippers dni. I do NOT mean you

[lesbianpegbar]

girl….

[fauvester]

how do garak and bashir feel about being grandparents?, also since theres a third elim (3lim) ((if i read tht right,,,,)

garak and bashirs parenting styles are reversed for grandparenting. julian's a total sap for his grandkids, taking them on trips and buying them elaborate educational toys. garak is the reserved victorian grandfather smoking a pipe in the study talking about The Old Days and ordering them around (especially in the garden, his knees aren't what they used to be.)

Bashir is still annoyed at the passage of time seeing fit to give his children (who, in his mind, are still kids) children of their own. Rude!

[girlivealwaysbean]

can't imagine anyone marrying my brother can't do this to any girl i am not a brother's sister when it comes to him i am a girl's girl

you mean oldest brother right? also who knows some women just like fucked up men

[ratatatastic]

its finally luosty turns last but not least eh? his topic? cranky sasha 🤣🤣🤣 (whoever came up with these topics wanted to get sasha riled up oh my goddddd)

ofc the way he chooses to show off cranky sasha is through his spartan hockey huh and OF FUCKING COURSE he gets lundy to come up and help him because who else but lundy does sasha crack the good ole whip for IM DYING

he also makes sure to mime in the goal posts too so everyones on the same page that this is of course about hockey because this has turned into an improv exercise mama hes a star hes a THEATRE kid

luosty is very good at mimicing cranky sasha must have lots of time watching him get fussy with lundy huh i can imagine the only directions given to lundy here was act like yourself and somehow that makes this funnier

they absolutely both think luosty is the funniest fucker alive OH MY GOD HE GOT LUNDY TO SMILE (WHICH ISNT MUCH OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT HES SO SMITTEN WITH HIM) BUT HE GOT MIKKSY TO GIVE A GOOD TOOTHY GRIN TOO LUOSTY WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE 😭😭😭😭

he has this whole couch bewitched by his antics oh my fucking god... kicking the bench...throwing the water bottle...cranky sasha indeed

THE WAGGING FINGER AT LUNDY hey man whyd you move your hand to your crotch did that incite any revelations in you do you need to cover something that had unfortunate timing huh do you understand why mikksy cant stand them do you understand now

on another episode of i genuinely dont think anyone else could do this and get sasha this giggly in the midst of it of making fun of him luosty has really charmed them all

Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)

[skhardwarevers1]

Was wondering why I had fifteen notifications and it’s literally just my boyfriend looking at my posts for the fifth time today